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Own-Bother-1741 #wingnut #racist #conspiracy reddit.com

Submitters note - SPOILERS for One Piece’s latest manga chapter

We all joked about the "Netflix Curse" and their legendary ability to hit the "Diversity Slider" on every character they touch. We laughed when we saw the Live Action casting, thinking, "Okay, it’s just Netflix being Netflix."

​But guys, we were wrong. It’s not just the Live Action anymore. It’s a full-blown infection.

​The latest leaks about Imu-sama having a dark skin tone prove one thing: Netflix has successfully infiltrated Oda’s studio. I can literally see the meeting in my head:

​Netflix Exec: "Listen, Oda-san. We’re spending $17M per episode. We can't have the final villain be just a pale shadow. It doesn't track with our 2026 marketing strategy."

​Oda: "But he's been a mystery for 20 years..."

​Netflix Exec: "Make him tan. Give him that 'Golden Hour' glow. We need him to look good in 4K HDR. Save us the casting headache later."

​At this point, the "Netflix Adaptation" meme has come full circle. Usually, Netflix changes the source material to fit their vibe. This time, they changed the source material so they wouldn't HAVE to change it later. That is some 200 IQ foreshadowing right there.

​Luffy isn't fighting for freedom anymore; he’s fighting to keep his character design from getting "optimized" by a streaming algorithm. Oda, blink twice if the Netflix producers are in the room with you right now.

​TL;DR: Netflix’s diversity quota is so powerful it traveled through time to influence Oda's pen, making Imu-sama dark-skinned in the manga just to save them a casting meeting for Season 15 of the Live Action.

Meowykar #sexist tumblr.com

Thank you mothers.

Thank you so much for bringing males into this world, who will become teenagers and men and who will be absolute tyrants by harrassing others with their noise and smell, who litter and cause so much dirt, who will think they have the right to scream and groan around and be loud as fuck, who will sexually harass girls and women, who will be misogynists and loudly play misogynistic songs, who will scream and loudly play porn during the night (thanks for giving them smartphones in the first place), who will be smart enough to act nice around you mothers and like assholes once you're not around, who will make everyday life hell for girls and women.

Great fucking job, mothers! Thanks. So. Fucking. Much. You. Fucking. Whores.

Thanks to you the world is this fucked up place, after all you create and socialize these vile creatures. You create evil and you're even proud of it.

PlNKG0RE #sexist #psycho twitter.com

imposing themselves on others must truly be males’ only way of life bc why is “leave her the fuck alone” never an option in their walnut sized rapechimp brains

a severely underraped demographic, may god bless us with more men like rey sinaga to even out the stats so i don’t have to see this braindead drivel getting up to hundred thousands likes every other week, amen

Kyle Nazareth #fundie catholicleague.org

Over the past decade, the U.S. Supreme Court has significantly expanded religious liberty, restoring religion’s rightful place in the public square. In response, irreligious groups have moved to exploit this advance by turning religious freedom protections into a weapon against authentic religion. Their sacrilegious strategy is slowly succeeding. This raises a fundamental, largely unanswered question: What exactly counts as “religion”?

[complaining about Satanists etc. taking advantage of religious “liberty” laws]

Why are irreligious groups succeeding in inverting the First Amendment and perverting religious liberty?

As legal analyst Frank DeVito documented in “The Original Meaning of Religion,” the U.S. Supreme Court has had a decades-long doctrinal drift in its definition of religion. […]

In United States v. Ballard (1944), the Court began subjectivizing religion by prioritizing the “sincerity” of belief over its truth or traditional content. […] Wisconsin v. Yoder (1972) tried to draw a line between philosophical and religious convictions, but the dam had already broken.

[…] most modern court decisions address only whether a belief system resembles a religion, not whether it actually is one. […] Even if theistic Satanism may function like a religion, it is not one substantively, in any correct sense of the term.

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Conservative religious advocates are starting to push back against the secular paradigm by articulating an objective definition of religion. In McCutchan v. Nicholson, a Texas district court ruled in July 2025 that a secular humanist group seeking to officiate marriages “is not a religious organization or a religion under the First Amendment.” That decision is now on appeal before the Fifth Circuit, where the Becket Fund, a religious liberty law firm, filed an amicus brief urging the court to return to the original, Founding era meaning of religion as articulated by James Madison: “the duty which we owe to our Creator and the manner of discharging it.”

Laura Wood #fundie thinkinghousewife.com

RECENT comments made to a group of athletes in Rome offer a striking example of why Bob Prevost (aka “Pope” Leo XIV) is not Catholic, not a member of the Catholic Church and most certainly not a pope. Though his remarks would not offend most listeners today, who in fact would likely find his message appealing, they are devoid of any real supernatural content. Bob delivers a humanistic, pagan message — with no acknowledgement of the dangers of excess or making sports the goal of life — the sort of thing the president of a secular college might say in a speech before a sports championship.

His speech embodies the spirit of pagan Rome today — focused on the pleasures of warm relationships, lumping all religions into one sugary cake, and glorifying the human god. It is the sterile, religious counterpart to the dehumanizing New World Order.

Parents with Inconvenient Truths about Trans #transphobia pittparents.com

…. a time when many children are being taught that, if their parents disagree with them, their parents are “toxic.” That if parents try to guide them, they are “controlling.” That if parents set limits, they are being “oppressive.”

But almost nobody talks about the other side.

Nobody talks about the sleepless nights. The silent sacrifices. The weight a father and a mother carry when they are trying to prepare a child for a world they know will show no mercy.

Because the world is not a Discord group.

The world is not a classroom where everyone validates your feelings.

The world demands. The world tests. The world does not protect.

And that is exactly why parents try to prepare their children.

There is a huge difference between abuse and guidance. Between rejection and concern. Between control and responsibility.

Parents are not trying to destroy their child. They are trying to protect something the child may not yet fully understand: their own future.

The greatest irony of all this is that the same society that teaches young people to distrust their parents is the same society that will not be there when they fall.

But parents… they remain.

Even after the slammed doors.

Even after the harsh words.

Even after being called ignorant, outdated, or toxic.

Because the true love of a father and a mother does not operate on approval. It operates on commitment.

Maybe the question that needs to be asked is not: “Why don’t my parents agree with me?”

Maybe the more mature question is: “What do they see that I still cannot see?”

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Parents are not perfect. They make mistakes. They are learning too. But most of the time, behind firmness there is fear. Fear of seeing their child suffer. Fear of seeing their child take paths that lead to pain.

And maybe the greatest tragedy of this generation is not the difference of ideas…

But how easily they are cutting ties with the ones who would give their lives for them.

Parents with Inconvenient Truths about Trans #transphobia #psycho pittparents.com

[E]ven if we achieved total victory today—no new transings at any age, Nuremberg-style punishment for offenders, gender ideology in the trashcan—these successes won’t hide one brutal reality: we’ll still live in a world where thousands of young people have already been damaged. Those are our kids, trudging around like broken dolls, trying to make lives for themselves at age 20, 30, 40, and beyond—some alienated from loved ones, some haunting their families like a ghost. And don’t forget those who didn’t survive. Even with their likely shortened life expectancies, what will survivors do for the next year, decade, half-century? What will we do? How will we all live? Could history guide us in a post-trans era?

u/icandodge #moonbat #sexist reddit.com

Porn will never be free speech.

Porn is imagery. Porn is media. Porn consists of videos and photos.

Those are visuals. Not speech or text.

And even the actual text/speech in porn is riddled with slurs (bitch, cunt, whore, slut, etc) and degrading language. You know, speech that shouldn't be normalized or accepted.

If we've come to shun racial slurs, the same should be done for misogynistic slurs.

But anyways - pathetic porn apologists who scream that porn is a "right" and a "freedom" and part of "free speech" are deluded and partaking in a massive cop-out. It's a right for whom? It's a freedom for whom? It's free speech... For WHOM?

For men. Because it certainly isn't any of those things for women.

I can just hear the pro "sex work" libfems in the back of my mind going "nuh-uh! It's freedom for women too, since we want the autonomy to show off and make bank off our bodies!"

...yea, ok. All I hear is "I'm brainwashed and I believe freedom for women means being able to choose to exploit, commodify, and objectify myself within an inherently misogynistic industry and have that be widely accepted and even applauded".

Convenient, isn't it, that freedom for women to these people means being as vulnerable, exposed, obliging, and subjugated as possible - yet freedom for men means, you know... Actual freedom. Actual power. None of this bullshit.

If freeing slaves, for example, wasn't an attack on free speech or anyone's "rights", neither is freeing women from porn and the sex industry. Both things directly treat humans in ways that no human should be treated.

Ridding the world of the sex industry and how it harms and enslaves women, whether by actual force or via mass brainwashing and manipulation, is not and will never be a bad thing.

Porn is not freedom of speech or expression, nor is it a "right". Porn is the exploitation, commodification, and dehumanization of real human beings - namely women - and nobody reserves the "right" to partake in such a thing or derive pleasure from it.

Anon #racist #conspiracy boards.4chan.org

Why are we OK with jews making us dumber every year /pol?

Education is slowly going to shit everywhere in the west. It seems more prevalent in anglo countries than the rest but its still noticeable everywhere...

> Wide defunding of public education
> Removal of education programs
> Removal of any cultural and financial education from public school cursus
> Removal of basic skills (mechanics, electrical engineering 101, fixing basic appliances, working wood, etc) from public school cursus
> Learning to understand the basic levers of modern society and poltics basically costs 10 years of wageslaving pay
> Slow but steady replacement of critical thinking methods and philosophies with "learning by hearth" and hardcore memorization based teaching.
> Paywalling of any kind of valuable education behind private prohibitively costly institutions

Why are western people ok with this ? It seems to me that having a literate, competent populace is in the interest of both the left, the right, the nazis, the Christians, the atheists, the mudslimes, the whites, the niggers, basically everybody. Its become so bad than in some places in the West you have to home-school your kids if you dont want them to turn into drug-addicted complete retards. I cannot see any group (except for Jews) that would benefit from the above.


Redpill me on this : Since anyone with half a brain understands that a high trust society can is built on top of a quality public education system, why are common people in the west not fighting to preserve the quality public education system that our ancestors set up in the early 1900s /pol ? Do we all want to end up living in a Brazil-tier society ? Even the far left is not fighting for education nowadays (its like #121 on their priority list of gibs)

Matt Goodwin #racist #wingnut mattgoodwin.org

Let’s be clear. Demands for slavery reparations are historically illiterate and deeply insulting. They also reflect a blatant cash-grab by often corrupt and failing states that are exploiting the sickness of wokeness and guilt that has taken hold of the West.

They are based on an extremely selective reading of history. Nobody questions the fact that Britain was involved in the slave trade. But what these extreme activists who have been fully indoctrinated in anti-British and anti-Western ideologies ignore is the major role Britain then played in abolishing slavery and enforcing this, too, when so many other nations refused to do so.

[…] It’s not mentioned because it complicates and undermines the woke narrative.

Nor, by the way, do they say anything at all about the extensive black-on-black slavery that went on during this time. […] Africans enslaved other Africans for centuries, from the African kingdom of Kongo to Omani Arabs on the East African coast to Fulani Africans in Nigeria. Yet nobody ever mentions this.

What’s also ignored […] is that while slavery is absolutely abhorrent and should always be condemned it is also true that Britain made enormous positive contributions to many of these nations, including but not limited to: the English language, common law, universities, effective administration, higher rates of growth, medicine, longer life expectancy, policing, and sanitation. As Heydel-Mankoo notes, if these nations were serious and consistent about their desire to ‘decolonise’ their nations then they would remove all these things, too.

Nor do these activists say much about how slavery is still practiced today, including across parts of Africa and Asia. […]

What we are left with, in short, is an ugly cash-grab. Forcing the hardworking, decent British people to send billions in foreign aid to nations that simultaneously demand trillions more in “slavery reparations” has to be one of the greatest Ponzi schemes of all time. Just look at the numbers.

ShlomoShekelberg #quack #conspiracy #racist steamcommunity.com

obviously, you're not very smart, chief. well there are some people like me who need something more than "because TV said so".

there is zero empirical proof of so called "germ theory". that theory is a consensus, which is just a better label for dogma.

and you know, all of those " bad virus deniers" like me would ultimately stfu the moment someone shows them this - a real video depicting a virus attacking a cell. so there is one reason, besides general scientific curiosity. yet, no one ever did make such video.

MrCrekerYT #pratt #quack en.wikipedia.org

UwU is a German abbreviation, Unsere Welt Untergang (the day of our doom), a battle cry of an SS soldier. It was shortened to UwU and written on helmets and bayonets. REAL HISTORY furries ruined everything on Wikipedia, I will restore the very first remaining files on all sites

Kris Harrison #psycho #wingnut bbc.com

Dad shot daughter after "arguing about Donald Trump"
A British woman who was shot dead by her father while visiting his home in Texas had argued with him about US President Donald Trump earlier that day, an inquest has heard.
Lucy Harrison, from Warrington in Cheshire, was shot in the chest on 10 January 2025 in Prosper, near Dallas.
Police in the town investigated the 23-year-old's death as possible manslaughter but no criminal case was brought against Kris Harrison after a grand jury in Collin County declined to indict him.
An inquest into Lucy Harrison's death opened earlier at Cheshire Coroner's Court, where her boyfriend Sam Littler described the "big argument" about Trump, who was preparing to be inaugurated for his second term of office. Littler said on the morning of 10 January his partner had asked her father during the Trump row: "How would you feel if I was the girl in that situation and I'd been sexually assaulted?"
Kris Harrison had replied that he had two other daughters who lived with him so it would not upset him that much.
Littler said Lucy became "quite upset" and ran upstairs.

Tatsuya Ishida #racist #conspiracy #wingnut sinfest.xyz

[From “March 12, 2026: Re-imagining Villains 90”]

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Panel 1: Baron Rothschild is watching a screen showing two German soldiers walking in front of a tank. The narrator says “The Reich liberates another country from ZOG”
Panel 2: someone wearing a top hat is being kicked out of a house bearing the Rothschild coat of arms. The narrator says “Rothschilds kicked out” and “Their assets seized”
Panel 3: the panel center on BAron Rothschild while the narrator says “Jews removed from power and influence”
Panel 4: the panel displays a poster made in the style of an ad for a music band doing a tour and shows Hitler on the front. The title is “The Great Unjewing World Tour '38-'40.” On the left are listed “Austria - Bohemia - Poland - Lodz - Yugoslavia - France - Belgium” while on the right are listed “Sudetenland - Moravia - Danzig - Memel - Hungary - Luxembourg”

Sstavix #quack steamcommunity.com

In the past the vaccines were tested with control groups made up of volunteers who knew about the potential health risks before going through the clinical trials. These vaccines were only distributed after researchers were sure that there was minimal chance of adverse reactions.

But things have changed over the years. Previously it was stated that children should only be vaccinated after a certain age - now we're injecting them almost as soon as they're out of the womb (and autism rates are increasing? Funny how that works...) Some of the things that the pharmaceutical companies are recommending make little sense, like a vaccine that is designed to prevent a type of cervical cancer that fewer than 1% of women get... and we're giving this to young men? (Incidentally, the chance of being made infertile because of the vaccine is higher than the chance of an unvaccinated woman contracting the cancer. Funny how that works....)

I think COVID was a breaking point for many people. It was rushed out to the public without the same thorough testing these vaccines received in the past - which typically took years. Couple that with various governments attempting to force people to get the vaccine (" if you don't get the shot you get fired") and the whole thing made a lot of people say "maybe those anti-vaxxers were onto something...."

user-56a53jr986 #wingnut #conspiracy #pratt msn.com

(Referring to calls to invoke the 25th Amendment)

The thing about this, its mostly Democrats. The ones who did literally everything they could to subvert democracy and keep him from running for president all 3 times. And the biggest wrench in their plan to pull the 25th, is the simple question of "Why?". They cant explain. "Hes breaking the law!" Nope. "Hes an authoritarian!" Nope, he's exercising the powers granted to him. Literally, the only reason they want to do this is because they Lost. They Lost bad. and theres nothing left that they can do to subvert the majority of the public than flat out doing it themselves.

Revisionist Historians for World Peace #racist #crackpot #conspiracy stateofthenation.info

The Khazar Khaganate, also known as the Khazarian Empire, was variously populated by extremely warlike tribes whose bloodlines were primarily Central Asian Turkic (think: Timur aka Tamerlane); East Asian Mongolian (think: Genghis Khan); and Hunnic-Bulgars Central Asian steppe tribes (think: Attila the Hun). Russian (Slavic) bloodlines were also present in the highly multi-ethnic society of the Khazar Khaganate because of their frequent trade interaction with Kievan Rus’.
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During the second half and defining part of the First Millennium, these “Khazarian Barbarians” were joined by a particularly rapacious group of Byzantine/Levantine Jews who were descendants of the ancient Babylonian Radhanites and experts in the money magic employed by the predatory and parasitical Babylonian Banking Cartel. What could possibly go wrong?

To really understand how the Global Power Structure has been set up over the centuries in order to bring about all three world wars, it’s absolutely essential to comprehend the omnipotent and omnipresent international crime syndicate known as the Khazarian Cabal.

Of course, the Khazarian Cabal’s vital and deep connection to the rogue apartheid Zionist state of Israel is crucial to correctly understand, especially to fully grasp how we got to the apocalyptic Iran War of 2026.
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The Khazarian Cabal would only ever choose one of their own to carry on the barbaric work that can only be carried out by a real live Khazarian Mafia don—The Donald. By the way, there are no cohencidences where it concerns the utterly vicious and vile workings of the “Khazarian Barbarians”.

Donald Trump does also uncannily cut the profile of an Aryan Nazi supremacist. So it’s also very important to note that the original Nazis were actually Ashkenazi Jews. In point of fact, their original historical homeland was traced back to Turkey as the DNA of Yiddish speakers originates from four ancient villages in northwest Turkey—Iskenaz, Eskenez, Ashanas and Aschus.

Parents with Inconvenient Truths about Trans #transphobia pittparents.com

On their editorial page […] the views of the Times Editorial Board are clear: “transgender citizens” are just another minority group, similar to, “Black people, Indigenous people and gay people, to name just a few.” In an editorial by the Times Editorial Board last year, the Times railed against President Trump for waging “as direct a campaign against a single, vulnerable minority [“transgender citizens”] as we’ve seen in generations.”

The Times’ news coverage of gender ideology reflects their bias. Most of it reads like a Church of Scientology press release.

Woman Wins Malpractice Suit Over Gender Surgery as a Minor (2/3/2026) - […] No one is “assigned” a sex at birth. That is made-up gender ideology nonsense. And the phrase “now identifies as a woman, an example of a process known as detransitioning” makes the defendant sound like she was returning a pair of shoes that didn’t fit.

Doctors’ Group Endorses Restrictions on Gender-Related Surgery for Minors (2/4/2026) - This article is filled with gender ideology mythology. […] “gender-related surgical treatments” would be more accurately written, “unproven, experimental amputations of healthy body parts”.

Justices Seem Inclined to Allow States to Bar Transgender Athletes - (1/13/2026) - […] Wow. You would think that “biological sex” is a new, controversial concept, and yet the Times is compelled to define it with the “sex assigned at birth” nonsense.

Canada Updates: Police Identify Suspect in Mass Shooting (2/11/2026) - […] If the suspect was “biologically born male”, then the suspect is a man and should be referred to as such. Overwhelmingly, violence of this sort is carried out by men. The Times is lying and insulting all women when they write such fiction.

There are many more articles, but you get the idea. In all of its reporting, the Times uses all the gender ideology made-up lingo, and adopts the gender ideology world view, that changing “gender” is as natural and easy as changing hairstyles.

Ann Barnhardt #fundie #homophobia #psycho barnhardt.biz

[From “Would YOU ever, under any circumstances, pose for a photograph with Saggy Bewbs McGee here? You don’t parlay with demon fags, ESPECIALLY demon fags masquerading as churchmen.”]

I do not, for the life of me, understand why you would give one iota of credibility to this piece of ambulatory sewage, Touchme Fagnandez. What possible purpose does it serve? Did you admonish him to repent of his manifold, grave sins, public and private? Did you tell him that unless he repent and revert to Catholicism that he will burn in hell for all eternity? If not, again, I ask, what POSSIBLE purpose does it serve to publicly treat these Luciferians as if they have any authority whatsoever?

Isn’t parlaying with non-Catholics EXACTLY the behavior that resulted in the FAILURE of Vatican II, and why it must be and someday will be publicly, formally declared to be a failed council, and all its documents and output declared null, and banned from Catholic academics and teaching?[…]
Because these fags are so warped and far-gone that they think wearing clingy turtlenecks to show off their sagging tits, spare tire, and pencil-thin arms is “thhhho, thhhho theckthy”

In one of his very first acts as pope, Pope St. Pius V in Cum Primum on April 1, ARSH 1566 ordered that sodomites be executed by the secular authorities

PITT Parents #transphobia pittparents.com

On your phone, I didn’t know
Their lie it would grow.

Then in real life
The lie would cut like a knife.

They took your behind closed doors
And soon began the wars.

What they said, who knows-
I was told not to impose.

Your hand I could not hold,
Your heart now felt cold.

They said it was for you,
And I should believe it too.

I didn’t get a reason,
Only threats - and that I was a demon.

Questions they didn’t ask,
All while wearing masks.

I’m sorry I didn’t have the answers,
And I lost most of my manners.

I didn’t know the lies they told
I wish I never let go of my hold.

Your hand-it slipped away,
It felt like in just a day.

But I’m still here;
I’ll always be near.

I know more now.
Please forgive me somehow

For the things I should have never done,
And what I failed to do for you, my hun.

Love,
Mom

ReptileSailor #wingnut #sexist deviantart.com

Equality as its described by the majority is a big contradiction of terms or at the very best a bad name for this ideology. But when it comes to terms, here’s what’s going on.

In order for equality to exist in our society, there has to be equivalence. The easiest example is a balance. Put a sack with 100 grams of sand in it in one side and the weight pulls it down. This is a case where one side weighs 100 grams and the other 0. Clear?

If I put another 100 grams on the other side, we have equivalence and therefore the balance is even.

The first is a case where there is not equivalence, because one side is heavier than the other.

Now, imagine two workers who are exactly the same (they even have the same salary) except for one thing: one is male and the other is female. This is a place where there isn’t equivalence, and thus there is no equality. Why? Because in order to have equality you need both workers to be male or female because inside the conditions of equality women cannot be paid or hold the same jobs than men. Men and women are different mostly (in my honest opinion, only) physically, but the point is that one difference it’s more than enough to be different.

This method is bound to fail because finding two people in the world who are identical is impossible and this ideology thinks of humanity as a bunch of clones. Regardless of what the popular believe is, we are not all equal or the same. Some people are better than others and the reasons for that are many. This is why an ideology based on unrealistic terms is flawed and useless.

To me it’s a waste because the female worker is smaller and weaker (don’t like it? Blame nature) but that’s not always the best traits for all jobs and it’s better to go for individuality where the female worker, in a much more realistic way, could have a lot of good traits to compensate for the bad ones or the male worker could be absolutely useless.

I think that people should be evaluated individually by their own positive and negative traits and I think we should aspire to become better by compensating our flaws with a lot of talents or whatever. Stop it with the equality bullshit because that’s not what we need. Equality pulls ignorant, pathetic or useless people up to the same level of respected, intelligent and knowledgeable people and pulls the other ones down.

timjoebob #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy operationdisclosureofficial.com

Well, now … Here we are, yet again, for the millionth time, as so-called civilization is cast into the possibly deepest part of hell. I hope everyone is having the time of their lives.

So, now the forecast of what is coming is worse lock downs than the C---d scam. Why? Because people are sheeple. Whatever the lie is being thrust upon the world, people will gobble it up like a delicious hot fudge Sunday on a hot summer day … or whatever delicious dessert is available.

“Oh, thank you, controllers of planet freakshow.”

As chemtrails continue to plaster the sky here in Northern Cal, not one damn thing has been done to stop the spraying. Now as the rain is falling today, all the wonders of chemical engineering are falling to the ground and the never-ending poisoning of the planet continues unabated.

Gee wiz. Oh, my … the White Hats are still proving their incompetence … or deliberately ignoring what’s important. I think it’s both.

The billionaires and trillionares and quadrillionares of planet freakshow do whatever they want, whenever they want, to whomever they want.

When will people wake up? Maybe 5 to 6 years from now, people might start to see for the first time ever. Yet, the stories continue about how close we are to ascension and blah blah blah.

Ethan White #crackpot #wingnut #conspiracy gazetteller.com

Princess Diana symbolism escalates in 2026. Intelligence sources confirm the facts. Princess Diana did not die in the 1997 Paris crash. British intelligence staged the crash to kill her because she exposed too much. She named names in elite pedophile rings and landmine profit schemes.

Assets pulled her out alive. Medical teams rebuilt her face and body. She took the name Melania Knauss and used modeling as cover. She married Donald Trump and now serves as First Lady. The mask comes off soon. The real Diana returns in plain sight.
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Melania wears very similar clothes to Diana. She chooses classic tailored suits in bold colors. She wears navy outfits with wide-brimmed hats that match Diana’s 1993 blue-and-white Catherine Walker suit and hat.
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The deep state ran the Paris tunnel operation with French and British services. They used the same playbook against Trump. Five Eyes intelligence shared leaks, domestic bureaucrats slow-walked policies, and NGOs pushed open borders that brought crime and fentanyl into U.S. cities.

Diana fought those harms when she campaigned against landmines. Melania fights them now by standing with Trump’s enforcement actions. Citizens see the results:

Border crossings drop.
Fentanyl deaths fall.
Wages rise for American workers.
Schools face pushback against gender experiments on kids.

The real Queen inside the White House drives that progress because she knows the human cost of elite indifference.
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The machine faked Diana’s death to save the old power structure. Trump’s survival and return destroy that structure.

Melania proves that embedded assets win when citizens refuse to surrender. Globalist money flows dry up. Media control slips away. Citizens take back their country with closed borders, real jobs, and accountable leaders.

Princess Diana lives as Melania Trump. The Queen of Hearts returns soon. She stands with Donald Trump.

Coach Dave Daubenmire #fundie #forced-birth #homophobia #conspiracy newswithviews.com

Christianity American Style comes on the cheap. We live in one of the few nations on the planet where you can serve a God who wants to “bless you.” In fact, in many countries around the world Christianity is a dangerous business. One’s faith is likely to cost you your life. But should we be surprised? Isn’t that what Jesus warned us? “For whosever shall save his life shall lose it. But whosever shall lose his life for my sake, the same shall save it.”

Lose your life? Are you kidding? So much for “Your Best Life Now.” Only in America can that message be sold.

I googled Christian persecution around the world. Spend some time searching for such websites. … Those poor Christians around the world. If only they had been smart enough to be American none of this would have happened to them. They didn’t understand that God had not appointed them unto wrath. American Christianity is sweet … loving … prosperous. How could the rest of the world have gotten it so wrong?
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What is your faith costing you?

All across America Christians are calling for God to intervene in this sinful nation. Unborn babies are being slaughtered. Pornography is the most lucrative business in the world. Marriage is under attack. The homosexual Mafia is bullying their way to power. Jesus is thrown out of the schools. Chrislam is the new religion. The Federal Government is the most un-Christian corporation in America. “Conservatives” support the killing of the innocent in the name of “democracy.” Our dollar is worthless. Our President is the Son of Satan. Lies rule the day.

WWJD? In His day, He took a whip and cleared the Temple. He spoke out against the religious leaders. He died standing up for what He believed … What did Paul do? Why, he followed Jesus’ example. He spoke the Truth. He rebuked the leadership. He loved not His own life. He became a bondservant of Christ. It cost him everything. He urged us to do likewise.
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WWJD? He would send you.

Tony Padilla #wingnut #conspiracy #pratt msn.com

In other words, SCOTUS could throw a monkey wrench into Dem Marxist election fraud in 2026. Despite a Senate bent on keeping election fraud alive and well, POTUS and SCOTUS can up end the Dem Marxist controlled election fraud apparatus, but it may not be enough to stop the steal and restore free and fair elections.
Without election fraud, the Dem party would be competing with the Green Party for relevance.

Eclispe #crackpot incels.is

What does the eclipse that occurred during Elliot Rodger's birth mean for him and all of humanity?

- The incident that is claimed to be a sign or influencer must have an essential symbolism, equivalent to that of the incidents related to it.
- The events that must be correlated must occur in the initial period and after the incident.
- Events must be unusual, equivalent and also present the essence of the initial event.
- There must be incapacity for probability between the incidents, meaning that it is not an acausal fact.

Analyzing all this, and the events that took place between July 9 and 31, 1991, it is clear that there is an impressive, irrefutable and also very well documented correlation between the solar eclipse of July 11, 1991 and the eclipse lunar prenumbral on July 26, 1991, and one of these events was on the 24th, the birth of Elliot Rodger, exactly 13 days, after the eclipse and Tim Kretschmer, being one of the best documented paranormal phenomena. But what does it all mean? The fact is that, if the correlation is real, we had an astronomical event of great magnitude, which simply brought a whole series of destructive events to the planet, which even makes us question why these phenomena always tend towards chaos, instead of order. and the fact is that they tend towards chaos, because order is just a reset, and everything in the universe simply aims at the purest manifestation, which is, "chaos", in the most social terms.

If death is truly a targeted phenomenon, this occurred because only on the date of March 23, the people who would die would be in certain locations and therefore could suffer their fate. It is also very interesting to understand the determinism behind all of this, which in a certain way is correlated to causality, since if everything has a cause and its essence is not completely dissociated from the essence of the cause, everything is interconnected and it is impossible to have necessarily, in a matter of events, some kind of randomness. and there is something more: If death is a targeted phenomenon and both Elliot and Tim were made precisely to become killers, it is more than evident that there is an omnipresent extradimensional intelligence, behind the incidents around the world, splitting in half , our notions about theology, freedom and determinism.

Fritz Berggren #fundie #racist bloodandfaith.com

[From “Three Babylons in the Bible”]

There are three Babylons in the Bible

1) Babel of the Tower of Babel, which God destroyed
2) Babylon of Nebuchadnezzar, which God destroyed
3) Babylon the Great — which God destroys

The United States bears the aura of these Babylons:

• It is multi-ethnic, multi-lingual, multi-religious
• It is exceedingly powerful in the military realm
• It is extraordinarily prosperous — rich
• It erects false idols and says “we are all Americans”
• Exceeding these attributes is America’s arrogance

Jesus Christ hates arrogance

Read Jeremiah 50 and 51 to see the destruction of all Babylons
Then read the Revelation 17 and 18 and note the parallels

“Repay her according to her work; according to all that she has done, so do to her. For she has become arrogant against the Lord, against the Holy One of Israel.” Jeremiah 50:29

“Fallen, fallen is Babylon the great! She has become a dwelling place of demons and a prison of every unclean spirit.” Rev 18:2

Fritz Berggren
Colorado
April 6, 2026 A.D.

Laura Wood #fundie #wingnut thinkinghousewife.com

CAN the Catholic Church be found in the buildings […] that go today by the Catholic name and profess allegiance to Rome?

No, the Catholic Church cannot be found today in these buildings […] because they do not profess the Catholic religion, but a syncretistic, modernist faith and all their priests, bishops and popes since Vatican II have lost their offices because of heresy and apostasy. […]

Can the Catholic Church be found in churches […] that offer the Traditional Latin Mass and appear to accept all of Church doctrine while professing allegiance to apostate Rome?

No, the Catholic Church cannot be found in diocesan churches that offer the Traditional Latin Mass because they are in communion with heresy and apostasy and all of their priests are either laymen or clerics who have fallen from office. These alleged clerics profess by the fact of their position a syncretistic creed, not the Catholic faith.

[…]

Can the Catholic Church be found in “sedevacantist” or “independent” chapels run by supposed clergy who reject the legitimacy of the Vatican II popes, the modernist religion and its new worship, claiming to offer the faith in all its purity?

No, the Catholic Church cannot be found in these renegade chapels because they operate outside the authority of the Catholic Church, defiantly rejecting the government of the Church, its divine laws and the teaching of the last true pope, Pope Pius XII, who explicitly forbade such novelties during a papal interregnum. […]

Where then can the Catholic Church be found?

The Catholic Church can be found among those who profess the Catholic faith and refuse all of the above, retaining the remaining practices available to them by Church teaching and participating in all the sacraments, except Holy Orders, by fact […] or desire […], as explicitly approved by the Council of Trent and constant Church tradition.

Isn’t it absurd to claim that the Catholic Church has been reduced to such a few without any clergy at all?

Grizmo #fundie #quack steamcommunity.com

We as human survived since 10,000bc without vax. Why the need of vax?

In biblical times, humans had the ability to live up to 1000 years, but it was decreasing by centuries. Meaning that every few generation, it lost at least 300 plus years. But the thing is that only selective few has the ability to live long lives, while others do not. Those who lived a long lives are saints in OT.

In last few centuries, most survived to 50s-100s. Compared to BC era... yeah, this is no joke. We're dying at quick pace.

So we're here right now where people are dying at 20s because of vax.

Run to Christ while you can.

Hitler Religion #racist #fundie hitlerreligion.org

Demons cook up the plan, Jews carry it out.

The transformation of the West—from a vibrant, Christian, and coherent civilization into the atomized, technocratic, and self-loathing “clown world” of 2026—did not occur by accident. It was not the result of organic cultural drift or the inevitable march of progress.
[…]
The relationship between the demonic and its human collaborators, specifically the Jewish power structure, is a master-servant dynamic that has been honed over millennia. In Chaldean magic, the summoning of a demon requires the offering of blood and the scientific defilement of the created order.

The “Jew World Order” (JWO) is the modern, industrial-scale implementation of this ancient sorcery.

The demons possess the hyper-intelligence to manipulate the variables of matter, space, and time. They see the board in dimensions that we cannot comprehend. They know that a nation’s strength lies in its blood and its faith, and so their plan for the destruction of the West is brilliantly simple: dilute the blood through mass migration and destroy the faith through internal corruption.

Kim Goguen #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy justempowerme.com

So, I wanted to explain really quick, so you understand this whole looshing process that was now birthed against you. Everything within your person has essence to it. For example, your Ethereum or your energy also has essence to it. your essence and Source’s essence. So too with your consciousness, your breath, everything in your being. Like they say, every cell in your body has DNA, well it also has essence otherwise you wouldn’t be functioning as a person.
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So, they had to figure out another way because they can’t use their own essence continuously. There was a little bit of a gray area by the time you got to the bloodlines but still they cannot use their own essence to create their side of the war because if they do, they too become mortal.

So now what?

They take yours. They ask you for permission to give it, because they have to ask you permission for you to give it. Hum, that didn’t really work out too well either. But the quickening curse so to speak being passed down to all these people is actually what created death. We are no longer immortals, we are now mortals, and we have death by our own alleged choice.

So now they need to get us to agree to give them our essence, of Ethereum, of energy to power their machines. They needed to get us to agree to give our consciousness over, they needed to get us to agree to give our breath over.
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Sure, we use fuel, we use a lot of different things but we’re getting smart, and they can’t have this, it’s time to wipe us out. They’ve tried to harvest us several times over the last few years and now we’re doing the Armageddon program, prophecies, you know it’s all-over alternative media. We’re all going to die by this date.

It’s always we’re all going to die because fear also is a way to loosh you. Are things as bad as they say in the Middle East? Well, they have been. Is it like this every day everywhere? Well not as bad as they say and definitely not as bad as what they say on TikTok.

Anon #fundie boards.4chan.org

A demon rapes me constantly. All day 99% of the day it feels like my dick is getting sucked. God won't remove it. This has went on for over a decade.

I resisted it for many years but it doesn't stop. I finally realized God may actually be not removing it for an unknown reason and it's not a succubus wife from a past life or something. It may even be male which is bad because I'm not gay.

I thought i might be damned at times, but I realized God may just not be removing it for another reason. Jesus won't remove it either. The demon pretends to be God and Jesus and an angel and a Goddess. i think it's the same demon pretending to be mulitple people at once by causing me to hallucinate.

Has anyone else been raped for 10 years straight and it eventually went away? I fear God may let me be raped all day until I die.

I don't think I can do anything about it. I'm just ignoring it now, I tried 12 hours a day of Bible reading for months and it didnt go away. The thing rapes me as I read the Bible and it causes the Bible to open to pages that can't be a coincidence, which tricked me to thinking God was talking to me, but it's the demon.

The thing says it's Jesus at times and that I'm supposed to be married to Jesus. No thanks. I'm not gay. It says i have to pleasure women together with it and that it's Jesus and that's "beyond the milk of the word". No thanks, not pleasuring a woman with Jesus or God even would rather be an eternal incel, literally. Never going to share a woman.

My situation is sad, I don't get a full or normal life.

Has anyone been in similar and it got better?

I also thought this was a succubus trying to desensitize me to male male female experiences, so i reufsed every step of the way. I won't do a MMF not even with a sex goddess. I will never do a MMF, not with God if God asked, not with jesus, not with a sex goddess.

I may have accepted God will never remove it. It sucks but i can't do shit agianst a demon.

Kurt E. DeHann #fundie bible.org

Why We Believe Jesus Rose from the Dead

If Jesus did not rise from the dead, the Christian faith is a foolish fantasy. However, if the resurrection of Christ did occur, it confirms His life, message, and atoning work. It is the basis of our hope of life beyond the grave.

Christ is alive, and the evidence is overwhelming. Here are some of the reasons we can be so sure.

1. Jesus predicted His resurrection (Matt. 16:21; Mark 9:9-10; John 2:18-22).

2. The Old Testament prophesied it (Psalm 16:10; compare Acts 2:25-31; 13:33-37).

3. The tomb was empty and the graveclothes vacant. if those who opposed Christ wished to silence His disciples, all they had to do was produce a body, but they could not (John 20:3-9).

4. Many people saw the resurrected Christ. They looked on His face, touched Him, heard His voice, and saw Him eat (Matt. 28:16-20; Luke 24:13-39; John 20:11-29; John 21:1-9; Acts 1:6-11; 1 Cor. 15:3-8).

5. The lives of the disciples were revolutionized. Though they fled and even denied Christ at the time of His arrest, they later feared no one in their proclamation of the risen Christ (Matt. 26:56, 69-75).

6. The resurrection was the central message of the early church. The church grew with an unwavering conviction that Christ had risen and was the Lord of the church (Acts 4:33; 5:30-32; Rom. 5:21).

C.T. #sexist westsdarkesthour.com

[From “Syssitia”]

The Priests of the Sacred Words are a monastic order of men who have transvalued Christian values ??to the values of Greco-Roman times

Unlike Christian monks, all of our our priests are married

Male children are raised by the women until the age of six or seven; after that, their upbringing is entirely the responsibility of the father

John Ramirez/James Lasher #fundie #magick #conspiracy mycharisma.com

Online theories about celebrities being replaced by clones continue to circulate across social media, drawing millions of views and fueling speculation. But former Satanist-turned-evangelist John Ramirez is pushing back, arguing that the focus on cloning misses what he describes as a deeper spiritual issue at play.

While not all of Ramirez’s claims can be independently verified, his central warning about spiritual deception aligns with longstanding Christian teaching on discernment and spiritual warfare.

Ramirez rejects the idea that celebrities are being physically duplicated.

“They’re not clones,” he says. “That’s not what’s happening.”

He argues that the visible changes people notice in public figures are real, but the explanation is not technological. Instead, he frames those shifts as spiritual in nature.

Ramirez acknowledges that many observers sense something unusual.

“People say, ‘That’s not the same person,’” he explains.

Changes in demeanor, messaging and behavior often spark suspicion. In Ramirez’s view, those observations are valid, but the conclusions drawn from them are misplaced.

Drawing from his past involvement in the occult, Ramirez distinguishes between different levels of spiritual impact.

“You don’t have to be fully possessed,” he says. “You can be influenced.”

He suggests that influence, rather than outright possession, is more common and can still significantly shape a person’s actions and public persona.
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Ramirez argues that sensational theories can pull attention away from more important realities.

“Don’t fall for the counterfeit,” he says.
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This is a spiritual war,” he says.

Christians have long understood that the battle is not merely physical or cultural but spiritual, as outlined in Ephesians 6:12. The conversation around celebrities and culture ultimately points back to that larger reality.

The noise around cloning may continue, but the deeper issue is one Scripture has already addressed. Discernment is not optional. It is essential.

Claudio Nocelli #crackpot #magick #ufo #conspiracy amazon.com

What if your reality were nothing more than a carefully crafted projection?
What if the thoughts that inhabit your mind were distorted?
This book is an intimate dialogue with Helen Morris, an ancestral human from beyond the Dome. Through her revelations, the foundations of our perception begin to crumble: the implant that blocks the pineal gland, the artificial channel that interferes with your thoughts, the false universe projected across the skies, and the emotional control radiating from invisible structures.
It is a guide to help you recognize the true voice of your soul amidst the mental noise seeded after the reset of 1728.
And while humanity sleeps, forgotten giants beneath the earth promise to return to our lands.
Because not everything appears to be lost.

About the author

Claudio Nocelli

A lifelong lover of occult stories, I have followed the skies closely since childhood, spending countless hours reading about UFOs and everything related to extraterrestrials. Yet something never quite fit in those tales of interstellar travel—until the story of the navigator W. Morris finally dispelled many of my doubts. Combined with ideas from ancient mythological works and old texts that also suggested possible connections with lands (planets) beyond Antarctica, everything began to take on a new perspective and meaning—especially regarding humanity’s past and its infinite spiritual potential.

BirthofaNewEarth #crackpot #quack #conspiracy birthofanewearth.substack.com

Friends, I want to share a quick post regarding what is happening with the 5G frequencies.
Soon, I will share a much longer post on this topic.
For now, I want to ask… How many of you are experiencing “tinnitus”?
If so, this is because of the activation of the very high, very dangerous, 5G frequencies.
People need to understand that all of the frequencies being used for wireless systems are in the ultrasonic range.
Your cell phone is using ultrasonic apps and is emitting ultrasound 24/7.
This earth and every living thing on it is being hammered not just by radiofrequencies and microwaves, but also by ultrasound, which is the most deadly of all of these energies.
We cannot get away from these energies because they are permeating our air space through the wireless grid.
What the medical establishment calls “tinnitus” is actually ultrasonic hearing.
People are hearing the ultrasound and it is torture.
My ears have been HOWLING for the past three days.
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This morning, my dear beloved cat is unable to walk properly.
He is falling over.
He cannot find his balance.
He is not eating.
This is what the ultrasound is doing.
It has the potential to kill my cat and to kill all of us.
I am experiencing fear for my cat’s life and for my own.
I am experiencing fear just thinking about what these hideous creatures might do next to destroy us and all life.
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I am begging people to please hear me and do something to correct course.
Don’t let them use you to help destroy life.
The creatures responsible for this are deliberately messing with the Schuman resonance of this earth.
They are disturbing the frequency balance that holds this reality together.
The schuman frequency is a carrier field.
All of life is plugged into this field and they are injecting life-destroying frequencies into the field to disrupt and destroy life.
We are contributing to this by using wireless devices.
It is time to act now to set things right.
Please let go of your wireless devices.
Please hear me.

Kent Morstain #homophobia #transphobia #elitist #fundie quora.com

(I didn’t expect to be hit with a condescending Bible-thumper rant while pointing out the hypocracy of this particular poster’s position on hormone blockers)

I don’t know how old you are, but during my childhood, terms like transgender, bisexual, or LGBTQ+ weren’t part of the conversation. These ideas have gained prominence only in recent years, as some may see this as a way to avoid confronting the truth. The truth is, God created us in His image—designed to be righteous, sinless, and holy in His sight. Achieving this is only possible through faith in His Son, Jesus.

We must also acknowledge that some individuals face physical and mental health challenges—probably more mental than physical—that need compassionate support. However, these challenges shouldn’t lead to irreversible changes like amputating body parts. No matter how much their physical appearance is altered, a person’s genes remain the same. Boys and girls will always be what they were born to be.