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Quote# 85935

[Re: The proposed building of a temple for atheists...]

I agree with you 100%. In my opinion many atheists aren't content with merely being nonbelievers. It seems that there is a real agenda to destroy religion all together, particularly Christianity. I have noticed myself that most of them are very angry and bitter. In my heart I believe they are Satan's helpers. They are not only non believers, but are working to create as many nonbelievers as possible. An especially aggressive group is the freedom from religion foundation. They spend their time bashing Christianity and mocking believers in God, and suing anyone who displays an ounce of Christianity in public. I know that the Bible talks about growing apostasy, but as a lover of God, it really troubles my heart. Now that I see they are building a "temple" I am even more disturbed. Once again Satan's servants mocking God

Dannielle07, Rapture Ready 18 Comments [2/4/2012 5:16:38 PM]
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Submitted By: Frank
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Quote# 85923

i fail to see the difference except wage slaves tend to have more stress, responsibities, and more danger. Probably the least stressful time of my adult life was the four months i spent unemployed. It would have also have been the happiest four months if it weren't for the fact that my wife couldnt' share in the joy of my unemployment.

Women in western societies really have three choices in this regard. They can work full time, part time, or not at all. Men can work full time, or work full time, or work full time.

There's no human dignity in it either way, being forced to work outside the home or inside the home. Men in all societies are generally forced to work full days outside the game. Women in islamic countries largely don't have a choice to work anywhere but in the home. Western women have choice that few men in the whole world have and few women in the south-east. That is what i call privilege.

SetaSan, Daily Kos 8 Comments [2/4/2012 5:15:40 PM]
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Quote# 71901

You said it write Sean --- OBAMA IS SATIN!!!

chARLie, hannity.blogs.foxnews.com 109 Comments [4/5/2010 8:22:08 AM]
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Submitted By: Night Jaguar
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Quote# 85934

[14-year-old testifying against same-sex marriage in Maryland]


Today is my 14th birthday and it would be the best birthday present ever if you would vote NO on gay marriage. I really feel bad for the kids who have two parents of the same gender. Even though some kids think it's fine, they have no idea what kind of wonderful experiences they miss out on. I don't want more kids to get confused about what's right and okay. I really don't want to grow up in a world where marriage isn't such a special thing anymore.


It's rather scary to think that when I grow up the legislature or the court can change the definition of any word they want. If they could change the definition of marriage then they could change the definition of any word. People have the choice to be gay, but I don't want to be affected by their choice. People say that they were born that way, but I've met really nice adults who did change.

Sarah Crank, Towleroad 23 Comments [2/4/2012 5:16:24 PM]
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Submitted By: Aspergus
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Quote# 66886

[re: Should abortion be available in certain circumstances - eg. the 9 year old Brazilian girl who was raped by her stepfather and became pregnant?]

Thou shalt not kill.

It does not say, "Thou shalt not kill, unless you are young."

It does not say, "Thou shalt not kill, unless you are raped."

It does not say, "Thou shalt not kill, unless it would be an inconvenience."

Thou shalt not kill. (period)

matt wade, Baptist Board 78 Comments [10/27/2009 6:21:05 PM]
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Submitted By: Jodie
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Quote# 12632

The Arab world is wildly irrational, either through willful adherence to a seventh-century religion and its lifestyle, or because of state control over their media. This is no surprise.

rharbers, Rapture Ready 23 Comments [6/28/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 85889

The greatest mockery of MY Name yet will be done by Ellen DeGeneres by the ultimate blasphemy to portray I, YAHUVEH, the God of Creation. She will pay with her soul for this and all those that take part in this film. I, YAHUVEH, will send forth MY wrath on those that call themselves the greatest to the least. This includes not only the Studio, Producers, Script Writers, Actors, wardrobe, caterers; make up artists, even the stand-in actors and actresses. I, YAHUVEH, will pour out MY Wrath on even the State this is filmed in. I, YAHUVEH, warn any advertiser I, YAHUVEH, will command MY Babies, Bride, Chosen Ones and Elect as well even those who do not serve nor obey MY Holy Word but know there is a God YAHUVEH to fear, to protest and boycott your products.

A woman named Ellen Degeneres will openly mock ME, portraying to be Almighty God. Ellen Degenerate She is not only openly gay but she is the first in America to be embraced by the White House which included the President of the U.S.A., as they held a dinner for her and her same sex partner she claims to have married. I, YAHUVEH, call Ellen DeGeneres, Ellen Degenerate. She is reprobate and knows no shame as she is rewarded by satan with fortune and fame for she was the first to claim same sex marriage and knows no shame and is proud of her name. Start protesting and boycotting and warning all who will listen anyone that watches this film and listens to her mock I, YAHUVEH, and does not protest in fear will reap what she will sow.

I prophesied through MY Daughter Elisabeth, and that prophecy has been posted for years now for all to read [Prophecy 20], Ellen DeGeneres spoon fed the children and people the spirit of homosexuality while laughing about it. Because of this I, YAHUVEH, prophesied she would be the first to taste the Boiling Black Blood Plague when she will beg to die as black blood will spew from her mouth. All the sexually immoral will suffer this end time plague. I, YAHUVEH, prophesied this through this handmaiden of MINE because I knew what Ellen DeGeneres' master satan would have her do and that is to mock the Creator of all Creation.

Prophet Elisabeth Elijah Nikomia, Amightywind 119 Comments [2/2/2012 4:32:01 AM]
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Quote# 31433

You retards are missing the point as usual.

States with higher rates of armed citizenry DO have less crime. (Where would you rather walk at 2AM, DC or Arizona?)

Secondly I am advocating more than mere self-defense. I'm advocating that home owners be able to treat home invaders the way John Wayne Gacy (the killer clown) treated his victims. That WILL stop home invasions. Fear works.


newman, Fstdt! Comments 63 Comments [11/22/2007 12:33:35 AM]
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Quote# 31148

God has said that men MUST execute murderers since Gen 9:6 and the reason He gave for us doing so was because He made us in His image. That's what Gen 9:6 says, read it.

Also, Jesus Christ upheld executing those who curse father and mother in Matt 15 and Mark 7 which is a punishment he gave in Ex 21:17. Of course, you wouldn't know that since you probably have never read those verses ever.

SurvivorsIndiana, Youtube  15 Comments [11/14/2007 7:52:58 AM]
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Quote# 29567

History and science and arecheological finds prove the Bible and there are over 15,000 documents attesting to Jesus existence more than any figure ever to exist so don't throw that evidence at me when it works completely against you.

A. Jacobson, Amazon.com discussion 48 Comments [10/3/2007 7:15:28 PM]
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Quote# 85807

[Pastor Ken Hutcherson testifying against a bill in WA to legalize same-sex marriage]

I think that you are saying, as a committee and as a legislature that you know better than God, since you think that it is a very minded, bigoted, not understanding and loving thing to limit marriage to one man and one woman…If you pass this bill you’re just as narrow minded, you are just as bigoted and you’re just as unloving to everything and everyone who wants to get married outside of one man and one woman, two men and two women. But since you think God is not smart enough to make it fair, you’re saying that you’re smart enough to make it fair.



Pastor Ken Hutcherson, Think Progress 65 Comments [1/28/2012 9:36:47 AM]
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Submitted By: Aspergus
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Quote# 85887

Tony Perkins, head of the Family Research Council — a hate group, according the the Southern Poverty Law Center — took to the radio to denounce Bioware’s Star Wars: The Old Republic, a massively multiplayer online (MMO) game.

“In a new Star Wars game, the biggest threat to the empire may be homosexual activists!” Perkins announced during his daily radio commentary. “In a galaxy not so far far away, Star Wars gamers have already gone to the dark side. The new video game, Star Wars: The Old Republic, has added a special feature: gay relationships.”

“That surprised a lot of gamers, since Bioware had made it clear in 2009 that ‘gay’ and ‘lesbian’ don’t exist in the Star Wars universe. Since the announcement, homosexuals have been celebrating the news, but parents sure aren’t.”

He continued: “On the game’s website, there are more than 300 pages of comments–a lot of them expressing anger that their kids will be exposed to this Star Warped way of thinking. You can join them by logging on and speaking up. It’s time to show companies who the Force is really with!”

Tony Perkins, The Raw Story 70 Comments [2/2/2012 4:28:55 AM]
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Submitted By: Stormwarden
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Quote# 5035

A ball of fire swooping outta the sky and here they go trying to explain something away as if it didn't matter or was insignificant. HELLOOOOO NASA? Is ther anybody in there?.. If some of these scientists would simply believe upon God imagine what they could discover about the world!

halfpint, Rapture Ready 2 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 65812

I don't condemn anyone. People condemn themselves when they reject the Savior. My bible is the KJV. It is the only word that my family and I have read for generations. Are you telling me that I'm reading a mis-translation? Its been veted. Next.

charliejohn, Belief Corner 59 Comments [9/16/2009 6:58:08 PM]
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Quote# 58580

As for myself, I believe that science has proved that there has to be a creator (The best mathematicians, physicists, biologists, astronomers,etc all admit they cannot explain how the DNA data gets into each cell/gene and can only be put there by intelligent design. But a campaign of disinformation from the atheist scientific communtity was exposed on British TV (I have the documentary), that proves that even the atheists admitted in secret scientific unpublished journals that all organic life in the universe had to come from a designer creator, and cannot appear randomly. The documentary exposed these findings and carried the atheist scientists through to their final statement and conclusion (which was pretty weak) that all artificial intelligence can appear randomly, but they admit that all organic life has to have a creator. THAT WAS THE COVER UP! THIS WAS EXPOSED AND THE SCIENTIFIC COMMUNITY WERE INFILTRATED BY OCCULT SECRET SOCIETIES AND PAID TO NOT PUBLISH THEIR FINDINGS. (MOSTLY HIGH RANKING FREEMASONS, ROSICRUCIANS, ORDER TEMPLAR ORIENTALIS,ETC). tHE DOCUMENTARY PART 2 STATES THAT 90% OF THE SCIENTIFIC COMMUNITY DO NOT BELIEVE IN EVOLUTION BUT AGREE WITH CHRISTIANS SCIENTISTS THAT NATURAL SELECTION IS A CORRECT THESIS, BUT THEY CANNOT ADMIT THIS, BECAUSE THEIR FUNDS WILL BE STOPPED BY POWERFUL INSTITUTES CONTROLLED BY THESE OCCULT FREEMASONS/BUSINESSMEN WHO OWN MULTINATIONAL CORPORATIONS

wayofthegoldenlion, Daylight Atheism 56 Comments [2/13/2009 11:17:21 PM]
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Submitted By: Ebonmuse
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Quote# 85732

Barton, who says that the Founding Fathers like Ben Franklin opposed Net Neutrality, claims he also knows the views of the Founding Fathers in the debate over whether schools should teach Creationism alongside evolution in public schools. Naturally, Barton says that the Founding Fathers “already had the entire debate on creation and evolution,” and sided with Creationism.

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Barton continues to lash out at “deconstructionism” in the education system for distorting the truth about the Founding Fathers, arguing that the Founding Fathers did not support slavery or engage in the practice themselves. While Founding Fathers like George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, James Madison, and Patrick Henry were all slaveholders, Barton has created his own theory of the cause of the American Revolution: the Founding Fathers’ desire to reject the British Empire’s endorsement of slavery. “That’s why we said we want to separate from Britain, so we can end slavery,” Barton said:

He concluded his talk by saying “I want to see Christians take over the Democrat Party, I want to see Christians take over the Republican Party, I want to have a fight for who has the more Biblical candidate.” Barton, a proponent of Seven Mountains Dominionism, called on people “to move the most Godly candidate through” both parties.

David Barton, Right Wing Watch 63 Comments [1/23/2012 4:20:13 AM]
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Submitted By: Zagen30
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Quote# 85751

Obviously Mitt Romney is deceived. Do you want someone deceived by the Mormon cult in the White House? Many people know that Mormons teach heresies like Jesus is the spirit brother of Lucifer. But do people know voting for Romney will bring God's judgment (2 Chronicles 19:2)? If you love Jesus Christ, you won't vote for Mormon Romney. There is hope. Rick Santorum includes God in government as our Founding Fathers said to do and obeys God with pro-life and one-man and one-woman marriage. Since obeying God will fix the economy, Americans should vote for Santorum who is the most God-fearing Republican running.

Pastor Steve Andrew, Joe. My. God. 76 Comments [1/24/2012 4:20:05 AM]
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Submitted By: Aspergus
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Quote# 85786

God's design is one sexual partner for life. Now, in the homosexual community, the average homosexual has hundreds of sexual partners over the course of a lifetime. Hundreds. Some of them have between 500 and 1000 and there are any number of homosexuals, and they admit this in their own literature, have more then a 1000 sexual partners.

Now they're talking about numerous sexual encounters on the same night. Now, in order to do that, they've got to take drugs to enhance the experience and to make it possible to have numerous encounters on the same night. These drugs are called "poppers," is the street name for them. They're amyl nitrites, alkyl nitrites ... they inhale these things and they dilate the blood vessels, increase blood flow and all that kind of thing - they're real tough on the heart, in fact, you'll find homosexuals frequently dying at early ages of heart attacks. Why? Because they've just overstimulated their heart with these nitrites because of the kind of sexual behavior that they engage in.

And we know, [Peter] Duesberg say, look we know, we can demonstrate in the lab the way these nitrites, the way these inhalants break down the immune system. And the research indicates that 96% of the people who engage actively in homosexuality, homosexual behavior, use these nitrites. The inhalants are very common.

So he suggests that this is the cause of AIDS: it's the rampant promiscuity, coupled with this drug use. That's what causes the human immune system to break down.


Bryan Fischer, Right Wing Watch 63 Comments [1/28/2012 9:31:06 AM]
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Quote# 85875

The Absence of Transitional Forms
This is one of the most potent arguments against evolution I have ever come across. It has never, to my knowledge, been effectively countered by any evolutionist.

Basically the evolutionist believes that transitional forms happen "all the time" throughout history. So we don't actually need to look at fossil records to establish evolution - all we need to do is LOOK AROUND US and OBSERVE all the billions of transitional forms and species which - according to the evolutionist - should be running about the day. Since, according to the evolutionist, change is slow and gradual, then we be able to observe many forms which things like three legs, half a fin, one wing, etc.

So why can't we see them? Did evolution grind to a sudden halt over the past 150 years since Darwin declared its existence? That would be a bit odd, would it not???!!!

So, evolutionists, show me the evidence. Who needs to concern themselves with the fossil record when according to your own THEORY transitional entities should be ALL AROUND US - walking, swimming, crawling or flying.

Garvan Ellison, The Garvanian 81 Comments [2/1/2012 3:56:43 AM]
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Quote# 49636

whats funny is science is catching up with the BIBLE! GOD spoke all things into existence Genesis is spot on, just? check out "big bang acoustics" you can actually find an audio tape of the "early" universe. I don't agree with the "20 billion years ago nothing exploded part" but the fact that sound has a vital role in the creation of the universe is as it is written! Amen!

aaeoni, Youtube 33 Comments [10/13/2008 9:35:54 PM]
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Submitted By: Kain
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Quote# 45229

Why is it that when on disagrees with anothers point of view this is referred to as hate?

God has made it clear abortion and homosexality is an abomination, to say it is ok is not love or tolerance it is lying to keep the peace. What is needed is for people to stand for truth and not be intimidated by those who think everyone hates them.

Anon, Washingtonpost.com 28 Comments [8/17/2008 10:15:11 PM]
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Quote# 85835

The reason why people think that God is cruel, violent, malevolent, and a tyrant is because they fail to understand their own wicked sinfulness!

To drive this point home, I want to take it to a personal level, though it might make you uncomfortable to think about.

How many of the ten commandments have you broken? All of them? Most of them? Have you ever told a lie? Have you stolen anything (regardless of the item's value)? Have you lusted after another person? Jesus said that you have committed adultery with them in your heart. Have you ever wished someone dead, or hated them? God sees you as a murderer!

How would you feel if every single one of your thoughts were revealed to the entire world? How would your friends and family feel if they knew EXACTLY what you thought about them all the time? Would you have any friends left? Would your family disown you?

How would your wife (I don't know if you are married or not, but let's say you are) feel if she knew what you were thinking every time an attractive woman walked by and you lusted after her? Would you still be married? Would you still be alive?

God knows your deepest, darkest, wicked sinful thoughts. God is showing mercy by not casting us forever into hell the very minute we sin against Him. He has given you years of life on this earth even after your first rebellion against Him, He's giving you a chance to repent and turn to Him. God is actually very merciful and kind.

God is just because He knows EVERYTHING. He will judge not only your actions, but also every one of your words, and every one of your thoughts and motives.

Sin is rebellion and treachery against God. When you finally start to get a sense of how God views sin, you realize just how merciful He has been. He sent His own Son to His death as a payment for your sin, so that you wouldn't have to go to hell.

How could you reject a God who, despite your sinfulness, loved you enough to provide a way for your sin to be paid for? People will spend an eternity in Hell for rejecting God and His sacrifice, and God will be completely just and fair in casting them there.

Andy Bailey, Grace to You 83 Comments [1/30/2012 4:35:05 AM]
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Quote# 85801

(A poster asks why Yiddish is listed in his dictionary as an Indo-European Germanic language spoken in Europe, but not Hebrew.)

We actually know exactly why there is no mention of Hebrew. It’s the same reason why you will find little or no mention in classroom history books of the role that churches played in the American Revolution or the fervent Christianity of most of the Founding Fathers. It is the same reason that the Capitol Visitor Center initially said that “E Pluribus Unum” was our national motto when it is actually “In God we Trust.” We could give you example after example of similar selective omissions or misrepresentations that all share one common feature: Aggressive secularism and the flagrant attempt to undermine Judeo-Christian Biblical faith and obscure its vital role in the emergence of western civilization in general and and American civilization in particular.

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The agenda was transparently clear. Academia has become staunchly anti-God and anything which suggests that Judaism and/or Christianity contributed to the world’s advancement or that there is validity to Biblical accounts is a threat to that position. Ideology trumps honest research and discourse whether in discussions of evolution or language.

Rabbi Daniel Lapin and Susan Lapin, RabbiDanielLapin.com 49 Comments [1/28/2012 9:35:33 AM]
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Submitted By: Wykked Wytch
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Quote# 55451

Destroying traditional morality...

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Boy meets girl and they marry and have children. They both teach their children gender roles and how to live a good Godly healthy life.

Hollywood and even society seem to be attacking this model of traditional Christian life. The last movie I saw where this was the rule was Fireproof, and even there no children were involved. Is attacking this staple really good for society?

I understand the gay agenda, the gangster agenda, and the do what feels good agenda. I also understand none of those lead to children who grow to be well adjusted adults. It seems like this sort of hedonism leads to abdication of the agenda of future generations. What are the throw away children of this generation supposed to think, do, or work toward? There are many, and they are as confused about it as I am.

Autumnleaf, Christian Forums 36 Comments [1/3/2009 12:32:29 PM]
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Submitted By: Kimby
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Quote# 85804

Starting with Eve women have been Satan's tool of condemnation for men if glancing at their accentuated, ample, semi or covered BREASTS.

Pentecostal men are accused of being lustful, adulterous sinners if seeing female BREASTS, BUTTOCKS, LEGS, HAIR women love to expose.

Men have an unconscious, primal reassuring thoughts of mother's full, nourishing soothing BREASTS with happiness, as they should have.

The evil inclination (Satan) recognizes man’s propensity to view the female body and tricks women into dressing provocatively and revealing just enough BREAST to cause men to lust.

Creating lust are; clothes designed to sexually excite men lower passions, tight fitting, low cut, bare-midriffs, shoulder-less and floss bathing suits that leave little for the imagination.

Girls age 12-17 snare men with thoughts of adultery and fornication when wearing tight fitting jeans outlining her vagina, daisy may cutoffs, and T-shirts that accentuate perky TEATS.

R. Michael Hands, Profitable Doctrines from an Endtime Prophet 118 Comments [1/28/2012 9:36:18 AM]
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