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Quote# 128490


When straight people try that they get sued and forced to bake a cake against their will.

triggeredmedia, Tumblr 4 Comments [6/25/2017 6:19:18 AM]
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Submitted By: The Reptilian Jew

Quote# 128435

Sermon 5: Giving Up Childish Things
By Rev. William H. Grimes
Let's take some time to talk about 1 Corinthians 13:11 today. It says "When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things." This is a particular favorite verse of Bro. James Wilson, so I thought I'd take some time to preach on it.
Here at New Testament Baptist Church, we don't mind holy fun. Staying up late and drinking coffee and having desserts in fellowship with other believers is fine. However, we don't condone sinful "fun" like alcohol, dancing, and lewd comments and actions. This corrupt society and so-called "Christians" partake of these things. Can you tell me why grown adults get drunk and urinate outside and make jokes about it? The Bible even says that " And it came to pass, when he began to reign, as soon as he sat on his throne, that he slew all the house of Baasha: he left him not one that pisseth against a wall, neither of his kinsfolks, nor of his friends." in 1 Kings 16:11. CHILDREN URINATE OUTSIDE AND SPEAK GIBBERISH! WHY DO ADULTS WHO ARE SUPPOSED TO BE MATURE GO AND GET DRUNK OF STRONG DRINK AND DO THE SAME THING?! PUT AWAY CHILDISH THINGS AND FIND A TOILET AND SOCIALIZE SOBER! HAVE A BIBLE STUDY! STOP GOING TO PUBS AND ACTING LIKE IMMATURE COLLEGE STUDENTS! GOD HATETH STRONG DRINK! DRINK WATER!!!!!!!! BE MATURE AND SHOW SOME RESPECT FOR YOURSELF!
A common problem with marriages these days is that women are neglected while men salivate over sports and video games and they consume strong drink with their buddies! Think they're all manly when their wives are over there lonely! You were already weak enough that you succumbed to your lust and married to avoid fornication! Why are you now neglecting your wife for childish garbage? Kids play sports and video games! PUT AWAY CHILDISH THINGS AND PUT ON THE WHOLE ARMOR OF GOD! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Women can't stop gossiping about others! 30 year old women are in the office gossiping about others like immature catty high school yuppies! An abomination unto the Lord is someone who IS A BUSYBODY AND CANNOT PUT AWAY CHILDISH THINGS AND PUT ON THE WHOLE ARMOR OF GOD!!!!!!!!!
PEOPLE WONDER WHY SOCIETY HAS DENIGRATED TO THE POINT THAT OUR PRESIDENT IS A CREEPY OLD PERVERT WHO CANNOT PUT AWAY CHILDISH THINGS AND HAD BRAGGED ABOUT UNRIGHTEOUS GENITAL GRABBING AND RATES WOMEN BASED UPON THEIR PHYSICAL APPEARANCES LIKE AN IMMATURE RANDY MIDDLE SCHOOL BOY! WHAT A SIMPLETON! GOD HATETH AMERICA BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT PASSES OFF AS A CHRISTIAN IN THIS CORRUPT SOCIETY! PORNOGRAPHY IS ILLEGAL AND OBSCENE BUT IT REMAINS ONLINE! GROWN MEN PLAY SPORTS AND VIDEO GAMES AND WATCH CARTOONS! WHEN ARE WE GOING TO PUT AWAY CHILDISH THINGS AND HAVE A GROWN UP SOCIETY THAT IS MATURE AND GODLY? IT NEEDS TO START NOW!!!!!!!!! God's people said AMEN!

William Grimes, New Testament Baptist Church 2 Comments [6/25/2017 6:05:22 AM]
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Quote# 128444

DO NOT BE DECEIVED! THEY ARE HERE TO KILL YOU!


PLEASE, DO NOT BE DECEIVED! The satanic cult of islam does NOT come to assimilate or join!! They come to INVADE, INFILTRATE, and to CONQUER all, that do NOT bow down to their DEMON! They believe that it is ok to LIE, CHEAT, STEAL, and KILL!! We MUST fight these Barbaric Savages!! Our country and our descendants whole existence are relying on us to stop this EVIL!!

They are against our President Trump, because they know that he is “on to their EVIL agenda!! PLEASE, do NOT lay down and do nothing and allow them to DESTROY our beloved nation!! All you have to do is to look around at the rest of the world…Norway, Germany, France, Belgium, and EVERY country that they INVADE are DESTROYED by them!!

STOP The Islamization of America!, Wordpress 2 Comments [6/25/2017 6:07:49 AM]
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Submitted By: The Reptilian Jew

Quote# 128437

randcruztedpaul asked:

Why do you suppose there are several "denominations" in Christianity?


Because Man is full of sin, especially hubris, and is a race apparently incapable of digesting the Word of God. Paul engaged the Church in Corinth over the issue actually.

10 I appeal to you, brothers and sisters, in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, that all of you agree with one another in what you say and that there be no divisions among you, but that you be perfectly united in mind and thought. 11 My brothers and sisters, some from Chloe’s household have informed me that there are quarrels among you. 12 What I mean is this: One of you says, “I follow Paul”; another, “I follow Apollos”; another, “I follow Cephas”; still another, “I follow Christ.”

13 Is Christ divided? Was Paul crucified for you? Were you baptized in the name of Paul? 14 I thank God that I did not baptize any of you except Crispus and Gaius, 15 so no one can say that you were baptized in my name.
-1 Corinthians 1:10-15

Protestants are particularly susceptible to this division it would seem. Fickle, loyal so long as the wind blows a particular direction and the sun is shining just so.

I often tell the story of how my grandmother’s church tore itself apart over the font size of the new sign it put up. It was one of the biggest eye openers I had to the failures of Protestantism. This is not to say that unity should be the end goal itself. On the opposite end are the Liberal Nondenominationals who allow anything and everything, whose only goal is unity (read “filling their pews and purses”) and “One, Holy, Catholic, and Apostolic Church” which is united in its heresy. It is no good to be united over nothing or united over heresy. Indeed it would be better to be an island in the world founded on God’s Word than either of those two, but that is not how God intended His children to live.

So there are denominations because there are false teachers, either malicious or simply misguided, and lazy Christians, who use “their” preacher as their translator for the Bible. The only way to comprehend the Bible is to have it revealed to you by God. That can indeed be through a third party, a preacher or website that helps you understand, but neither of these are substitutes for prayer and self-study.

Thanks for your question, if you have any more it is my utmost joy to answer them. Have a blessed day and be safe.

apostalism, Tumblr 1 Comments [6/25/2017 6:06:07 AM]
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Submitted By: Thanos6

Quote# 128460

Stephen Hawking is a good example of why scientists should not be allowed to vote, let alone set government policy:
The human failing I would most like to correct is aggression. It may have had survival advantage in caveman days, to get more food, territory or partner with whom to reproduce, but now it threatens to destroy us all. A major nuclear war would be the end of civilisation, and maybe the end of the human race.

This is idiotic. It isn't human aggression that threatens to destroy us all, it is science and scientists. Hawking demonstrates a complete inability to correctly utilize basic logic.

Scientists created the threat. Rather than work to remove the threat, some of the very people who created it now want to EXPERIMENT WITH THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE in order to do something that won't remove the current threat and might well create some that are even worse.

Scientists love to posture as if they are the good guys responsible for saving the human race, but they are the party primarily responsible for endangering it in a variety of ways.

Vox Day, Vox Popoli 3 Comments [6/25/2017 6:11:45 AM]
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Submitted By: David

Quote# 128443

Warm and Fuzzy Witchcraft on Television

Shows like Medium, Supernatural, Charmed, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Game of Thrones and Sabrina The Teenage Witch blatantly promote a friendly warm and fuzzy witchcraft with plenty of appeal to children and teens.

The Bible tells of an occult revival in the last days. We see that happening. We see countless television shows glorifying the occult, the power of witchcraft, and the false promise of having control over supernatural forces. In Florida, a group of witches are actively petitioning right now to have their materials accepted into the school system curriculum. Chaplains in the military now have to recognize Satanism as a genuine religion.



There are several locations in the USA with entire cities dedicated to witchcraft. Cassadaga, Florida, New Orleans, Louisiana and Salem, Massachusetts, just to name a few.

The great news for us Christ followers is that we are given a seat of authority over these spiritual forces. So why aren't we seeing more power from God? We are living compromised lives. We want the things of God for our life, but yet we enjoy the things that the enemy offers, as well.

When I first went through a deliverance session out in Michigan, it took over two hours. The doctors had given me five years left to live. Each year, I grew sicker and sicker. I was in pain, torment and agony every day. I was so sick, and had been in bed for more than 30 days straight. The deliverance session saved my life. Quite literally.

During those two hours, we had estimated that some 300 unclean spirits had been kicked out. I felt so clean, pure and wholesome afterwards. I felt light as a feather. The exciting thing was that the sickness had completely left me. First time in five years I was free of the horrible and dreadful symptoms.

So when I tell you that you are embracing the occult and allowing it to walk through your front doors and seep into your churches, know that I have been on the other side of the fence.

The Lord has so many more wonderful things for you than the enemy can offer you. Anything from the enemy always bears a terrible price. Whatever gift, supernatural ability or physical healing you think you can get from the enemy, the price you pay later on will be at least one hundred times worse than that "gift" you think you've gained.

Don't go running after miracles, signs and wonders. Satan is more than happy to supply you with his counterfeit lying wonders and send the New Age Christians your way to indoctrinate you.

Stay pure. Keep your lives clean and dedicated to the Lord Jesus Christ.

Spiritual Warfare School, Spiritual Warfare School 1 Comments [6/25/2017 6:07:41 AM]
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Submitted By: The Reptilian Jew

Quote# 128467





Ethan Stables IV, Twitter 4 Comments [6/25/2017 6:14:13 AM]
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Submitted By: Yossarian Lives

Quote# 128483

Because you can’t reason with ideologues that will burn and loot your shops, rape your dogs, and shake you down for your every last penny before murdering you. Even IF they get their way, but will especially do so if they don’t get their way. That is the climate Obama has helped cultivate. And it is near-impossible to have a meaningful conversation with someone who refuses to see that.

(P.S. Just for you to learn more of this guy, check this link: https://thefpl.us/episode/121)

David Stiefel, Quora 2 Comments [6/25/2017 6:18:06 AM]
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Quote# 128447

With the release of Pokémon Sun and Pokémon Moon today, I realized how much I fear for our youth. Our children are being raised to believe in false gods as their role models. Children are being raised to see demonic entities as something to be admired. Children are being raised to aspire to be "Pokémon Trainers". And with each games, they spiral downward, until they eventually end up stuck in this never-ending cycle of despair and hopelessness. They use the Satanic messages the games provide to escape from the parents who are simply trying to help their children understand that what they're doing is wrong. It's wrong to use these games to teach your children how to summon demons. It's wrong to use these games to teach children that keeping demons as pets is okay. It's wrong to use these games to teach your children that using demons to solve your problems is okay.
I am Elite the Protector, and thank you for listening.

Elite-the-Protector, Deviantart 1 Comments [6/25/2017 6:08:25 AM]
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Submitted By: P.E.T.F

Quote# 128448

DO NOT put one of those "pride" stickers in response to anything that i post. i will IMMEDIATELY block you. i will not ask why. if you're not homo and want to "reclaim" the rainbow, arguing that it does not belong to them, take a moment to understand that everything is interpreted in cultural context and that this is a homo culture. in this cultural context (and knowing me) that is the only way i can interpret it in response to anything that i post.

Mwalimu Baruti, Facebook 1 Comments [6/25/2017 6:08:42 AM]
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Submitted By: Demon Duck of Doom

Quote# 128489


I would answer the question with this statement: Those who break the sabbath DO DESERVE to die. In fact, those who dishonor their parents ought to be stoned to death. Those who tell little 'white lies' deserve to spend eternity in Hell. God would be perfectly just in punishing us with the severest torment for breaking his Sabbath, BUT God has instead, sent His Son into the world to save sinners... to reconcile them back to himself. The work of our High Priest, Jesus Christ has changed everything. My sin is the reminder that I need a savior. My feeble attempts to better myself ALWAYS ends in my utter failure and a feeling of wretchedness but I am in Christ and there is now NO CONDEMNATION.

Say what you want about the covenants and theocracies and historical theology but the goal of every discussion that involves falling short of God's glory should be directed to the Cross. Why don't we kill sabbath breakers? Because the Cross changes everything.

BobVigneault, Puritan Board 2 Comments [6/25/2017 6:19:08 AM]
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Submitted By: Katie

Quote# 128468

Fun Fact - England Invented Darwin.

Fact! They sent the egg head all around the world to try and get rid of him. He came back with all kinds of stupid theories and was made fun of. Then he got a hold of his father's paperwork and decided to copy it and sell it as his own. Of course his father thought that the ancient Greeks were wonderful with their Gnosticism. So his father decided to copy their paper work and sell it as his own. Then we ended up with the theory of evolution because the world hated Jesus so much that by the 19th century they would rather eat a lemon whole than continue on with the sour puss face they always got when hearing about Jesus.

Anonymous Coward, Godlike Productions 1 Comments [6/25/2017 6:14:20 AM]
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Quote# 128474

Right, evolutionism claims there was this exploding dot followed by some kind of speciation nobody has ever seen. That's their story and they're sticking to it.

Oboehner, Christian News Network  2 Comments [6/25/2017 6:15:33 AM]
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Quote# 128427

The DPRK is the genuinely strong and stable society. There is no terrorism, no riots, no strikes. Everyone is united around respected Marshal KIM JONG UN and the Workers' Party of Korea.

UK Korean Friendship Association, Korean Friendship Association 1 Comments [6/25/2017 6:04:50 AM]
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Submitted By: Katie

Quote# 128420






Adam Ford, Adam4d 19 Comments [6/23/2017 1:10:59 AM]
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Submitted By: Daspletosaurus

Quote# 128366

[On the WNBA partnering with Planned Parenthood]

why is it that "Planned Parenthood" that says it offers women a "choice" ....... only has ONE CHOICE to offer ....... murder ....... and the WNBA wants to destroy all their future players ..... evil truly is a self defeating and self destructive ideology ..........

Amos Moses, Christian News Network  19 Comments [6/21/2017 4:22:10 AM]
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Quote# 43258

Don't you know that reading To Kill A Mockingbird is going to send you to Hell because it's on her [Oprah's] book list? How could you?

AutumnsMommy, CincyMOMS.com 63 Comments [7/21/2008 1:33:33 PM]
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Submitted By: Harry Miste

Quote# 46786

why do the alleged "Palestinians" want Israel?

why do so many hate the Jews?

why are whole countries and ideologies so bent on the takeover or destruction of one country about the same size as the state of New Jersey?

there is no logical explanation (at the deepest levels that i can understand), there is no reason for the hatred.... i venture that it is demonically inspired.

icebear, RaptureReady 54 Comments [9/8/2008 7:03:27 AM]
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Quote# 128325








Filed under #acab

wetwareproblem, tumblr 18 Comments [6/19/2017 9:46:00 PM]
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Quote# 711

The Gita is lovely and seemingly profound in its teachings, but unlike the Bible it has no evidence to show it is anything other than the fictional work of a man.

hermit, Rapture Ready 15 Comments [10/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 128425

I have been out trying to represent the LORD in street evangelism of sorts. One time I was out trying to witness and I found it had to do so becasue of the crowds. But a man sat beside me and blashphemed, using the name Jesus as a curse word. Instantly I turned to him, not me but the Holy Spirit, spoke out "You better respect that name for Jesus is coming", the Holy Spirit then cause me to stare upward at the sky, it was a sunny day, then I began to say "Jesus is coming back, soon", and you need to repent of your sins for God is a God of purity, not homosexuality or lust. I was interrupted by a police officer, and as I stopped speaking it began to pour with rain, when the sky had been clear.

A second time I was out and wanted to try to prophecy, all that keep coming out of my mouth when I opened it was "Jesus is coming soon you had better get ready"

I have also over the last few years had a few end time dreams that would suggest Jesus is coming back with in our generation, like almost too soon for most to cope with.

Some of these dreams lead me to believe that before Jesus returns demons will mimic an alien invasion when they are released form the abyss onto the earth. I have just last night made a website about this at www.ufno.online

FutureAndAHope, Christian Forums 16 Comments [6/23/2017 1:16:57 AM]
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Quote# 10813

Why didn't God to it in a nanosecond, or even instantly? The only reason I can come up with is because he wanted a standard for us! Where do you think the 7-day week came from?

Miraculous, Sean Hannity Discussion Forums 21 Comments [4/12/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 128423



Adam Ford, Adam4d 11 Comments [6/23/2017 1:15:12 AM]
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Submitted By: Daspletosaurus

Quote# 128431

Lady Checkmate's headline: "Foolish atheist Stephen Hawkins paves the way for aliens (demons) - says its time to leave earth for the moon"

http://www.foxnews.com/tech/2017/06/22/stephen-hawking-wants-humanity-to-leave-earth-as-soon-as-possible.html

TheFactsMatter:
No Doubt Stephen Hawking "was" a smart man. However, am I really to believe a lettuce head is looking at a computer screen and talking with his eyes? Really?! And dictation software still needs to be edited. Sorry, I the guy is nothing more than a prop.

Lady Checkmate:
The fool has said in his heart there is no God.

Romans 1:22 (KJV)
22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools,
1 Corinthians 3:19-20 (KJV)
19 For the wisdom of this world is foolishness with God. For it is written, He taketh the wise in their own craftiness.
20 And again, The Lord knoweth the thoughts of the wise, that they are vain.
Isaiah 5:21 (KJV)
21 Woe unto them that are wise in their own eyes, and prudent in their own sight!
Proverbs 26:12 (NKJV)
12 Do you see a man wise in his own eyes?
There is more hope for a fool than for him.
1 Corinthians 1:18KJV
“For the preaching of the cross is to them that perish foolishness; but unto us which are saved it is the power of God.

Lady Checkmate, Disqus - Faith & Religion 19 Comments [6/23/2017 11:47:19 AM]
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Submitted By: Jocasta

Quote# 10752

Astronomers have discovered a blue ring around Uranus. This is impressive because it adds credence to the idea that the "waters" of day two in Genesis, while the Earth was "without form and void", might represent a description of the early solar disk's appearance.

Urim, bibleforums.org 19 Comments [4/11/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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