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Quote# 71426

I believe, as we stand on the abyss tonight, that those Americans who are want to turn to God for answers that this is a time to be doing that. To ask for his help, supernaturally, so that we don't make this fatal step pushing our nation into socialized medicine.

Congressman Todd Akin (R), CSPAN, House Session 82 Comments [3/9/2010 1:21:50 PM]
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Quote# 71421

[In response to an article that explains what it was that wiped out the dinosaurs.]

Oh give me a break. 1) NONE of these 'scientists' knows with any degree of certainty that the earth is even that old!
2) an asteroid had nothing at all to do with anything like this on this planet. It was a global flood that did in the dinosaurs. It's been proven.
3) the Earth, at best is near 8-9 thousand years old, not millions.
4) HAD an asteroid hit this planet, it would NOT be in the kind of perfect orbit it is that sustains the life it does. It would have knocked us out of that orbit, not left it alone on the exact axis tilt we are on, at the rate of speed we are, on the orbits around the sun that we are.
College educated idiots is what they are...

David B., Yahoo! 64 Comments [3/10/2010 7:42:56 AM]
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Submitted By: Shann
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Quote# 65114

Everything about the left begins and ends with violence. Regardless of the issue or idea all they EVER do is call for death, harm, force, or theft towards the opposition to their plan.

Anyone who disagrees or has a differing opinon on something, no matter what it is, is ALWAYS threatened with violence of some kind.

Name calling, slurs, condesention, and in many cases criminal activity is applauded by them.

They always claim how smart they are, how informed, or how "just" their plans are, but they never have the ability to support them with historical facts, finacial balance, or fiscal resopnsibility let alone a constitutional reference.

It's as if we are trying to convince a rock to not alow moss to grow on it. Ten million people could attest to how something will not work and the liberal will just look at them, sneer and say they are wrong and stupid.

It's really pathetic how dysfunctional liberals are....


Smoke TNT, Moonbattery 76 Comments [8/28/2009 8:25:42 PM]
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Quote# 71410

You're gay because you've chosen to allow and succumb to perverted thoughts and feelings. You've? made a choice to be gay because it's easier justifying your actions then doing something about them. To be a homosexual is to Reject God and all and any logic that says otherwise. There is however many gays that would love to be helped back to a normal life. How dare you take that hope away from them by saying things like it's biological and there's nothing they can do.

vita008, YouTube 48 Comments [3/10/2010 7:40:21 AM]
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Quote# 31837

Dating couples go through a series of short-term and often unsatisfying relationships over a period of five or 10 years or longer. ... Dating also encourages sexual familiarity and experimentation. It isn't difficult to understand why an increasing number of parents feel this traditional model undermines commitment, exclusivity, and permanence in marriage.

The courtship model, by contrast, seeks to postpone emotional and physical entanglements until they occur with the probable husband or wife. The family is very supportive in helping to choose that special individual for a serious courtship when the time is right. Until then, relationships between the sexes are limited to group situations in carefully controlled settings. Physical intimacy for the sake of titillation and experimentation is considered to be most inappropriate. It is the ultimate in "saving oneself" for the man or woman with whom a lifetime will be spent.



James Dobson, Focus on the Family 30 Comments [12/2/2007 5:31:39 AM]
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Submitted By: Damned at Random
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Quote# 19636

Survival is a conscious choice, but if I have evolved why don't I remember it?

Memory is key to the passing on of the necessary knowledge for survival among other things. Survival is a conscious choice. Why do these two things not combined to create a memory of having evolved?

The evidence is missing for a reason. Evolution is false. The devil has deceived people that they can forget their ancestry with the justification of survival.

Gottservant, Christian Forums 37 Comments [1/19/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: David
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Quote# 4744

I dare you to tell yourself that God exists. To put aside any doubt, dismiss any preconception and any idea that God doesn't exist. Each time, tell yourself that it's impossible for God NOT to exist, and focus on his supermity.

PseudAnon, Christian Forums 18 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2250

If you mean by ficitional: a made-up story or literature consisting of these. Then I say,get real! I'm only concerned on reality(or at least what I believe).

Hector Medina, Christian Forums 4 Comments [2/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 71419

"The Bossier Parish sheriff's office is launching a program called "Operation Exodus," a policing plan for an end-of-the-world scenario involving a mostly white group of ex-police volunteers and a .50-caliber machine gun, inspired in part from the Book of Exodus in the Bible."

Sheriff Larry Deen, http://www.shreveporttimes.com 46 Comments [3/10/2010 7:42:06 AM]
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Submitted By: JB
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Quote# 71364

It is true that in some instances, men do abuse women and children. But this is the exception, not the rule. I oppose abuse generally and support laws against abuse. But I certainly do not want to give women the power to abuse men by giving them the vote because women have no instinct to restrain their abuse of men.

fschmidt, love-shy.com 60 Comments [3/5/2010 4:30:20 PM]
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Quote# 71392

[the question was, if God created the world why would he create the sun such that it's dangerous to humans?]


Before the Fall, the earth was covered with a canopy of water, therefore the suns rays did not reach the earth with their full power..............the sun can not kill a person - it is just a form of light - but being unwise and staying out in very hot weather without any clouds can cause a sunburn ( common sense )


not 2 B fooled, Yahoo! Answers 68 Comments [3/6/2010 2:10:15 PM]
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Quote# 71331

I say all that to say that I don’t care about little boys being sexually stimulated by women. It’s not rape. It’s not supported by the dominant power structure, which does support overtly and explicitly the rape of girls and women.

Margaret, aroomofourown 92 Comments [3/5/2010 4:56:40 PM]
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Quote# 3484

On the other hand...this witchcraft/occult stuff is all over kids TV...when I went to Disney world a few years back I was completely shocked by the blatant display of witches, goblins, wizards, dragons, spells being casted ,etc......

SensibleThinker, Rapture Ready 4 Comments [7/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7269

Yesterday I saw the UFOs on the TV news. The mexican government officially acknowledge their existence. Today I read on the newspaper that a locust [Cicada?] plague of biblical dimensions (billions of them) are going to come over Washington, DC in a few days. Well, for me, these are the birth pangs speeding up. Our rapture is coming soon, folks. Aleluia!!! Gloria a Deus!!

dudamar, Rapture Ready 11 Comments [5/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7928

Charles Darwin was a sick sick man to begin with. His delusional fantasies brought on even more sickness - this time physical. Devine retribution? Perhaps. Why would anyone listen to the ravings of such a lunatic? Darwin is to evolutionists what Confucious is to confusionists or Frued is to fruediens. Maybe a better comparison is Manson to his followers.

spreadingtheword, 123 Christian Forums 8 Comments [9/21/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 64578

My dad used a belt too. But not on the butt. On the upper leg. Hurt like a mother f-. These days a brat would complain to Child Services.


ColonialMarine0431, FC 67 Comments [8/9/2009 10:30:42 AM]
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Quote# 3269

It is not unrelated to evolution. That's why the big bang is always right before (or after) the chapter of evolution in standard biology text books. Big bang teaches about the first living particle, and evolution picks it up from there. I've seen it, had to study it.

Lodi Ty, GameFAQs 12 Comments [6/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 71403

[after it was pointed out that Jesus doesn't fit the criteria for the Jewish messiah]

ALL YOU GUYS WHO USE JEWS AS YOUR SOURCE FOR THE ARGUMENT NEED TO UNDERSTAND THAT THESE "GENIUS RABBIS" YOU THINK KNOW SO MUCH ARE THE ONES THAT CALLED FOR CHRIST TO BE KILLED IN THE FIRST PLACE. WHEN I SAY "IVE STUDIED THE BIBLE A LOT" I DIDNT MEAN, "OH, I HAVE NO KNOWLEDGE ON WHAT IM SAYING WHATSOEVER".

carterdmx15, Y! answers 69 Comments [3/6/2010 2:10:38 PM]
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Quote# 70537

Cant wait to see those flaming Perez Hilton types on the front lines “bitch slapping” the Taliban into submission. Are the Army and Marine Drill instructors now have to take sensitivity training so as to not insult or demean the “PP Puffers”? I can hear the battle cry now “OH NO ITS THE HOMO’S, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE”. Will they all sit around playing Village People and Cher records non stop? Well theres another reason to send a suicide bomber into your barracks because you have homosexual soldiers. Thank God, I served in the Military when our forces were STILL real fighting men, not a bunch of purple BARNEY types who want everyone to feel good. What are we going to have now, a guy in your group/unit going around giving out camo fashion do’s and dont’s for the rest of them. Dont ask, dont tell allowed them to serve, now the IDIOTS, YES THE IDIOTS in command/DC want them on the front lines. Well you are going to need more lawyers to investigate friendly fire incidents in foxholes too. How long until one of them go ballistic like the Muslim at Fort Hood because he didnt get a date on a Saturday night? How long before we have goats and sheep entering the service for the entertainment of these sexually perverted people.

Where has all of our great military mentors/leaders gone to. Where is the Pattons, Bradleys, MacArthurs, Eisenhowers and others. Thats right, they are causing all of the earthquakes we are having in the world right now because they are spinning in their graves watching what is going on with the American military or should I say the “Brokeback Military”.

IF THIS IS PUT INTO EFFECT WE HAVE TRULY LOST AMERICA AND EVERYTHING IT HAS STOOD FOR!

You better start looking for somewhere else to live, I will!!!

MRBIGMUTTS, Free Republic 67 Comments [2/18/2010 11:49:23 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 19073

['If a Christian has a loved on suffering from cancer, or a virus or is in a coma, the Christian will usually pray to God that their loved one be cured or healed. But why is it that hardly any Christians will pray for an amputee's limb to be restored?']

Because the medical people usually do things to prevent regrowth.

Merlin, Christian Forums 72 Comments [1/7/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Jeremy PC
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Quote# 6033

[On a tabloid news story involving a lesbian selling her virginity in anonline auction to fund college]Trying to find a silver lining... Maybe being with a man will make her decide to no longer be a lesbian. I know it's a stretch, but that would at least be a positive decision among so many poor decisions!

26Franklin, Rapture Ready 9 Comments [2/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 23099

Women with no husband are women that are like chickens with their heads
cut off..Keep the family whole and work out your disputes, but save the
children by all means.

Women are never the head of the man no matter what they do...all
contentious women do is bring perdition.

All men that support these contentious women do is support perdition...

Bishop David, Yahoo! Groups 34 Comments [4/4/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 71369

I can guarantee that if the faggots start joining the Military without hiding themselves, the weenies in command will bow down to their demands of this and that, and the demands will increase to the point that discipline will be 100 percent out the window. I can see the new training for warriors:

Seminars on living with an alternate lifestyle metrosexual warrior as your barracksmate.

Wolf Counsel, FC 49 Comments [3/9/2010 1:17:36 PM]
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Quote# 71363

[After all, there are a lot studies about the rapist striving for the humiliation of the victim and demonstrating his or her power over the victim.]

This is simply liberal feminist propaganda. Feminist cannot except the truth that rape is quite simply about filling a biological need. Feminists much prefer this myth which is designed to demonize rapists.


fschmidt, love-shy.com 93 Comments [3/6/2010 2:08:25 PM]
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Submitted By: David
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Quote# 6616

[After a Freemason initiation ceremony with a gun and 'blanks' results in accidental death]And not to bring this up... * A 76 [7+6=13]-year-old man * William James, 47 [4+7=11] * a .22 [2 x 11 = 22]-caliber pistol loaded with blanks * 38 [3+8=11]-caliber with real bullets

mattbert, Rapture Ready 9 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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