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Quote# 107482

A leading Rabbi says he is furious after Vice President Joseph Biden credited Jewish leaders last week for the success of same-sex 'marriage' in America.

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"I'm mortified, I'm absolutely mortified," said Rabbi Yehuda Levin, spokesman for the Union of Orthodox Rabbis of the U.S. and Canada, to LifeSiteNews.com.

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Rabbi Levin called Biden's comments a "signal" that orthodox Jews "need to do a lot more to counter the religious consumer fraud of the liberal Jewish denominations that have totally lost their way."

"Unfortunately we have seen for several generations Jews who have totally lost their way. They've pigged out on Americana, on the freedom and liberty that America has afforded them, and they've gone to an extreme left, where they've created literally a pseudo religion," he said.

"These people are negating, they are spitting upon, their own great grandparents and progenitors all the way back to Sinai."

Levin said that homosexual acts are a "tremendously severe transgression" for orthodox Jews because such acts frustrate God's plan for sexuality and procreation.

"One of the greatest gifts God gives us is to be partner with him in creation. The closest we come to imitating him is conceiving and bringing into the world a child, and thus supplementing and complementing his creation," he said.

"What the homosexual does in effect is say: 'I'm not interested in being a partner with God, I reject this whole covenant, I want to use this [sexual act] selfishly just for my own pleasure'. Consequently it's a very very severe transgression."

Rabbi Yehuda Levin, Life Site 3 Comments [3/31/2015 3:02:35 AM]
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Quote# 107480

To be Jewish is to follow the Devil's commands, and to reject Jesus Christ.

It also means to be hell on earth incarnate for humanity. It means being as Saint John Chrysostom said: "with blood on your head and inheriting the sins of your fathers."

The Jews are forever stained with the blood of Jesus Christ and their mockery will only lead them down the path of perdition, until they reach the bowels of hell and are shown the destiny they shall receive instead of the the destiny they could have taken, which is life in Christ.

Justin, Real Jew News 3 Comments [3/31/2015 3:02:02 AM]
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Quote# 107479

Jews are all over the map with regard to being 'Jewish.'

You can be a homosexual, an atheist, a lesbian, a holocaust-hoaxer, a briber of politicians.

But one thing they ALL have in common: Denial of Jesus Christ as the Messiah.

This means that EVERY JEW is a bearer of the anti-Christ.

St John said it well, TWICE, in his Epistles:

"Whosoever denies that Jesus Christ came in the flesh is a deceiver and is of the anti-Christ."

Very clearly St John was speaking of JEWS who denied that God came to earth to be man for our salvation.

AGAIN: EVERY JEW is an anti-Christ bearer. PERIOD.

Brother Nathanael Kapner, Real Jew News 4 Comments [3/31/2015 3:01:52 AM]
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Quote# 107478

Being Jewish can mean many things.

For some it's the way they look. For others it's the way they act. For some it's the way they talk. For others it's the way they sulk.

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Keep on 'feeling Jewish' but you better accept the one thing being Jewish is:

Rejecting Jesus Christ as the Messiah.

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That's why they crucified Christ.

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Keeping Jews "Jewish" means rejecting Jesus Christ.

A religion based on a disclaimer is a 'gutter religion.' But the Orthodox Church, is heaven-bound.

How about opposite views? Can they both be Jewish?

There's the Republican Jewish Coalition and there's the National Jewish Democratic Council. Both 'Jewish.'

Different platforms, same ringleaders.

That's why Hillary, Cruz, Jeb, and even little Rand crave the Jewish vote.

Jews patrol their identity-(and politicians)-like cops on a beat.

Is it really all that important to be Jewish?

If it's true that Christ will come in "flaming fire" to wreak vengeance on those who "obey not the Gospel," the answer is no.

I'm so glad I left being Jewish. Don't you wish every Jew did?

Brother Nathanael Kapner, Real Jew News 1 Comments [3/31/2015 3:01:49 AM]
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Quote# 107475

Sierra Leone's over 50 years of religious harmony is under threat thanks to the bizarre revelations of a young woman.

Sister Linda Ngaoja's ‘heavenly journey’ a few weeks ago has turned her into the equivalent of a movie star, but at the risk of destabilising a country renowned for its religious tolerance.

The 28-year-old (some say 26) college student claims to have "died" and gone to hell before being taken to heaven.

While in hell, former Libyan strongman Muammar Gaddafi told her he wanted the mosque he built in Sierra Leone destroyed and replaced with a church.

She also has a message from the late president of neighbouring Guinea, Lansana Conte, who wants all the mosques in his country brought down and replaced with churches.

Sister Linda "died" after a brief illness. She said because of her worldly crimes in her previous life, she suffered a harrowing experience in hell, where she met her parents and a host of other renowned people including a renowned Sierra Leonean lawmaker, and the late US star Whitney Houston, “who are all suffering in Hell.”

All of these people had messages for their relatives and friends who are alive.

Sister Linda said if a “rapture” had occurred at that moment only five people in Sierra Leone could have survived it (meaning going to heaven), and these included three of her pastors and two other people.

While her audio tape comes across as a rich blessing for cassette sellers, religious leaders are left with the unenviable task of cleaning the mess Linda`s revelations left in their wake.

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According to Linda's revelations, all Catholics and Muslims are going to hell.

She also had a message for President Ernest Bai Koroma (a Christian), to replace all mosques in Sierra Leone, which is a Muslim-dominated country, with churches.

Sister Linda Ngaoja, Africa Review 3 Comments [3/31/2015 3:00:10 AM]
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Quote# 107474

Atheists must stop imposing their beliefs on society

By Alexander Chagema

Understanding the Bible as one would while reading a newspaper, text book or novel is challenging.

For thousands of years we have had the holy book, and in that time, various preachers and theologians have attached divergent interpretations to the scriptures. Luckily, the variations only add embellishments while retaining the original meaning.

In my formative schooling days I found it hard to reconcile with reality Genesis 1:2 which states, “in the beginning God created the heavens and earth. The earth was formless and void, and darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the spirit of God was moving over the surface of waters.” My reasoning then was that if earth was not there-nothing-where did God get the material to create man?

With better understanding as I grew up, my perception changed. I came to appreciate the precision in life which could never, at any given time, have been the product of an accident of nature; evolution or the ‘big bang’ theories. Man, as an example, cannot possibly have been an accident; not with his sophisticated brain, heart, two eyes, two hands, two legs, pared internal organs and all other accoutrements that function in such harmony and complementary fashion it is beyond human comprehension.

This brings me to last week’s warped argument by atheists that religious education corrupts the mind and should therefore be banned from schools. Atheists don’t believe in God and creation. In fact, they believe in nothing, drawing notoriety from being attention seekers and are now attempting to draw everybody else into their jumbled world. At least, evolutionists believe in something, they don’t entirely deny the existence of a super-natural being.

Charles Darwin’s theory of evolution contends that all life had a common ancestry. In acknowledging a supernatural being despite his ‘evolution’ theory, Darwin opined thus; “To suppose that the eye with all its inimitable contrivances for adjusting the focus to different distances, for admitting different amounts of light, and for the correction of spherical and chromatic aberration, could have been formed by natural selection seems, I freely confess, absurd in the highest degree.”

God must, and will remain a mystery by design; his own. For conceptualisation, the closest we can come to explaining God is to liken him to air. Air is life, we feel it, breath it, trap it into containers, but none of us can touch or see it. Humanity has tried to understand God to no avail, which inspires the atheists. In trying to reach God, man attempted the tower of babel. Cynics and scientists can explain the collapse of the tower as a weak base for such a high rise structure but are at pains to explain the Egyptian pyramids, given their construction, sturdiness and engineering precision at a time when there were no fork lifts or cranes to carry the stones weighing as much as seven tonnes and place them atop each other.

From the outset, scientists disputed existence of God or a supernatural being, but their own escapades into outer space and discoveries made on earth are beginning to convince them that a superior power exists. They first averred the world was flat only to discover later it was round. They have been to the moon; they have sent space probes and the stream of satellite imagery being relayed back is giving them second thoughts about formation of the universe which was initially explained as a product of the ‘big bang’. The big bang theory acknowledges the universe indeed had a beginning; that before it, there was nothing. Explaining the nothingness is the elephant in the room.

Atheists must refrain from foisting themselves upon society. They have largely been left alone in their little forlorn world; without any encumbrances. They must reciprocate this gesture by leaving the believers alone. Their dangerous suppositions should never be allowed to poison the minds of believers. Belief in God is responsible for law and order. A society guided by religious values is an orderly one.

Alexander Chagema, Standard Digital News 8 Comments [3/31/2015 2:59:24 AM]
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Submitted By: Yossarian Lives
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Quote# 107473

In this country, our tradition is 'separation between church and state'. We are the exception to the rule. In the Old Testament we find the Jews living under a theocracy, which is where church & state are merged. In Israel, God was King. This was the way it was back then. The same was later true in Europe. Until the Reformation the Roman Catholic church ran the show and after the Reformation Protestant churches shared that power across Europe. Each 'state' or 'nation' had its national church ... for example, the Church of England was England's national church and had some power in government. Even today, the Queen is the head of the church. That is why our Constitution forbids an official state religion ... a Church of the United States, because under our system you have freedom of religion .... not state enforced freedom from religion as some would have you believe.

It is interesting that it is the 'political liberal' that would enforce 'freedom FROM religion' in this country. Why? It's because 'political liberalism' IS A RELIGION. As such, it sees all others as competition. Think about it. It has its own creation myth, its own clergy, its refusal to have any other god before it. Although it is not yet official, this god seeks to setup a national religion in which it, and it alone is worshiped and adored.


Adheeb, WND 3 Comments [3/31/2015 2:59:04 AM]
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Submitted By: Nemo
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Quote# 107472

All was well and good until the moment when gays and black began to fight against fictional discrimination. After that, politicians have begun to use it in their own interests to attract voters.

Juan Carlos, WND 3 Comments [3/31/2015 2:55:43 AM]
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Submitted By: Nemo
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Quote# 107471

Tesla was the AntiChrist

The Antichrist will not desire women
Tesla was celibate for life!

The AntiChrist will make fire stream down from Heaven
Tesla's Death Beam Weapon did this !

The AntiChrist will Attempt to Edadicate Human Life
Tesla's AC Electricity changed the Schumann Resonancia frequency affecting brain waves and is used in mind control.

The AntiChrist will Change Religion
Tesla's dad was a Christian Preacher, Tesla denounced Christianity to persue science as Religion and used the Hindu Vedas as his model for Electricity.

The AntiChrist will declare he is GOD
Tesla said he would make MEN like GODs (Godlike)
same as biblical devil

AntiChrist will take away freedom
Tesla created the precursor for internet the greatest invasion of privacy ever Orwell's TV watching you via NSA


The AntiChrist will be against GOD to ALTER Nature
Tesla did more to alter nature via technology than any man.
GOD created nature ... Tesla like the biblical Satan altered GODs creation a resonance of 7 (perfection) hertz

Lucifer is said to be the light bringer
Tesla illuminated earth lighting up the whole planet.
The electromagnetic radiation from his AC (AntiChrist) power is known to cause cancers and brain damage near wires or power generators.

The Devil will fall as LIGHTNING
Tesla was called THE GATEKEEPER OF LIGHTNING.

Saturn is Satan
Tesla says he will make EARTH LIKE SATURN




TESLA: I wanted to illuminate the whole earth. There is enough electricity to become a second sun. Light would appear around the equator, as a ring around Saturn.
[link to www.freedomtek.org]

NOTE
the Tanguska phenomena (explosion) is said to be Russia's test of Teslas DEATH BEAM a wepon many times more deadly than a nuke bomb !!!

Other scientists said they FEARED Tesla because he bragged he could destroy the earth.

USA CIA NSA FBI DEA = D.O.A., Godlike Productions 8 Comments [3/31/2015 2:55:21 AM]
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Quote# 107469

Young people are confused today about nearly everything; including God, truth, roles in life, relationships, parenting, gender identity and morality. This is because Godless kook Communists, quacks liberals and queer leftists have deliberately confused them. Since 1963, God's Holy Word and prayer have been banned from America's classrooms. Can you imagine? Do we really trust in God as we profess on our currency, while we block Him from children's daily lives at school, and teach children instead that a Big Bang created them? What wickedness!!!

There is nothing more Godless than the dysfunctional public school system, which teaches children the bogus lies of evolution and the vile perversion of homosexuality. Children are confused, even many adults. In addition there is much conflicting information coming from the controlled liberal media, experts and church pulpits. We are a struggling nation in turmoil. Look at the shocking crimes being reported nationwide all the time. Was the Holy Bible really that bad for children? We are getting what we deserve as a nation.

Growing up in a home raised by same-sex parents is destructive to a child's sexual identity and proper character development. If you don't believe it, read the horror stories online and wake up . . .

Robert Oscar Lopez... crediting his two lesbian mothers for giving him the “best possible conditions for a child raised by a same-sex couple," while simultaneously emphasizing the sexual confusion he had growing up without a father figure that led him to becoming prostitute for older men. ...

SOURCE: Children Of Gay Parents Testify Against Same-Sex 'Marriage'

What a sad and tragic thing to grow up without a dad, craving the love of an older male so much that it made the boy easy prey for pedophiles and pederasts!!! Ultimately, it was his lesbian parents that led him into a life of male prostitution with sodomites. This is the dark reality of same-sex parenting! If you think this is an isolated case, you're a fool. LGBT activist groups and liberals in the media know the dark reality of homosexuality, but they cover it all up, fabricating bogus studies (which is super easy to do) and manipulating Gallup polls.

The following is typical lying propaganda from the kooky, liberal, leftist crowd . . .

Last month, a new study conducted by the University of Melbourne in Australia confirmed what experts have been saying for years: The children of gay parents are just as healthy and happy as the children of straight parents.

SOURCE: Conservatives harm children by opposing gay adoption | July 2014

WHAT A LIE!!! The article actually goes on to say that children of homosexual parents even turn out better sometimes than having normal heterosexual parents. WHAT A JOKE!!! Nothing could be further from the truth, evidenced by countless disturbing statements from adults who had gay parents. The truth is coming out, and will continue to do so. The only information claiming that gays make good parents is coming from the liberals, kooks and queers. The truth is coming from the victims themselves.

The following man was raised by two lesbians and was permanently harmed by it . . .

Jean-Dominique Bunel, a specialist in humanitarian law who’s done relief work in war-torn areas, was outraged by the French same-sex marriage law. He admitted to Le Figaro that, after being raised by two women, he has “suffered from the lack of a father,” from the lack of “a daily presence, a character and a properly masculine example, some counterweight to the relationship of my mother to her lover. I lived that absence of a father, experienced it, as an amputation.”

SOURCE: Same-Sex Marriage and Parenting: Four Big Myths Debunked

God's way is not just the best way, it is the only way that works. We're hearing a lot of propaganda from liberals about how difficult it is for homosexual children to cope in a “homophobic” society, but the truth is that homosexuality is a sin just like murder, stealing and adultery, and should be dealt with as such and discouraged because it hurts other people. The Bible teaches that men ought to fear God, Who will be every man's Judge in eternity (Romans 2:1; James 4:12; Romans 14:10-12). Proverb 8:13, “The fear of the LORD is to hate evil: pride, and arrogancy, and the evil way, and the froward mouth, do I hate.” Proverb 9:10, “The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom: and the knowledge of the holy is understanding.” We are a nation greatly lacking wisdom, because few people fear God anymore, evidenced by the transgression of the wicked. Sin abounds today, and the love of many people is waxing cold just as Jesus foretold in Matthew 24:12. This trend will only worsen as we draw nearer the end times.

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Precious 4 Comments [3/31/2015 2:51:46 AM]
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Quote# 107468

Puahater/sluthater here to shake up this echo chamber. Look David, as an obese unattractive guy, why do you devote your life’s work to being a white knight for women who only want to fuck Chads and cuckold beta male boyfriends and hubbies? Join the dark side. I invite every beta male on this blog to join the dark side and fight for men’s rights together.

You want to know why I joined the dark side? Society has treated me like shit all my life because I’m an autistic manlet. Society made me who I am. And one day I woke up and decided that I was going to stop being subservient to a society that enslaves us and treats us like yesterday’s garbage. I decided to go my own way. I don’t owe society shit. We’re going to red pill as many men and female allies (like MRA Karen Straughan) as we possibly can. Every single one of you white knight beta cucks will be red pilled and see the truth. You’ll stop being white knights. You’ll stop being cucks. You’ll be disciplines and acolytes of the Red Pill church.

And together we will put our bodies upon the gears, the levers, upon all the apparatus until we make it all stop. Until western civilization collapses. If we all go our own way and drop out of society, society will crash. Society can’t function without beta males. If it wasn’t for beta male engineers, there would be no Tinder for sluts to hook up with Chads. You beta males. You are the difference in the world. Stop being cucks. And join us.

Society has done nothing for you David. You’re obese and ugly. No girl wants to fuck you unless she wants to use you for beta bux. You owe nothing to society. Join the dark side.

Why should we be nice to girls and pretend to take an interest in their lives when these bitches fuck Chad without a condom on the first date without any effort? Why should we buy bitches dinner and drinks. Wine and dine them and jump hoops in order to get laid when Chad gets it instantly and for free? Beta males need to boycott dating and boycott society.

BETA MALES OF THE WORLD UNITE

Puahater/sluthater, We Hunted The Mammoth 59 Comments [3/30/2015 3:33:15 AM]
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Submitted By: Skybison
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Quote# 107459

The Bible teaches that humans are by nature like sheep, we are gullible. We must not do something simply because someone tells us to do it. Very few people know about "homeopathic" doctors which offer "natural cures" for many so-called "incurable" conditions. There are many alternatives to drugs, but you'll never hear about them from your doctor or the drug companies. The whole drug industry is a big money-making scam! ...

Unfortunately, if you go to the average medical doctor with any type of mental or emotional problem. You will end up in a psychiatrist's office and talking drugs, not the local pastor's office. When you sit down in front of a "Professional," everything you say "can" and "will" be used against you. You are creating a paper trail. If you think it's all "confidential," you had better think again. Have you ever noticed when someone gets into trouble with the law how their past all of a sudden becomes everyone's business. It may not happen to you, but it can. Also, if you apply for certain jobs, your records will be checked. I am being your friend.

May I say, everyone needs help at some time in life. The big question is... where do you go for that help? I am NOT against doctors. I am simply saying that as Christians it is in our best interests if we stay away from unsaved "professionals" who are woefully ignorant of God's Word. We need to seek counsel from a Godly pastor or other qualified godly person. Unsaved doctors in most cases are acceptant of same-sex unions, divorce, feminism, abortion and other sinful behavior that the Bible prohibits.

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Savior 35 Comments [3/30/2015 3:29:16 AM]
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Quote# 107458

Appearing on God Knows with hosts Cindy and Mike Jacobs, Christian minister Rebecca Greenwood explained that she first became aware of her gift of prophecy when she discovered she had the ability to predict what was going to happen in movies.

Greenwood, who is the president of Christian Harvest International, explained that she felt her first inkling of her prophetic abilities at a Benny Hinn revival in Houston. After accepting an “anointing” from Hinn, she claims she collapsed.


“I was in the throne room,” she explained.”I was feeling no pain. I was literally in the throne room at the feet of Jesus. I began to weep and say ‘Lord, this is everything I have ever wanted. I don’t want to go back, don’t send me back,’ and he said,’Becca, you have a husband, you have a daughter, you have more children.’ That personal encounter with the Lord, nothing else can compare, right?”

Greenwood then went on to describe becoming aware of her prophetic powers, explaining that, not only did she predict that killer bees would be coming to the U.S. from Africa, but that when she went to the movies with her husband she could predict what was going to happen next.

“And I’m really good at going to movies. And I didn’t know why. And lots of times, we could be sitting, watching a movie, and I’d look at Greg even before I understood I was a prophet, and I’m like, ‘This is gonna happen. This is gonna happen. This is gonna be the outcome,” she explained. “And lots of times, he would tell me, ‘Don’t tell me what’s gonna happen at the movie. If you understand before it’s happening, I don’t wanna know before it happens’.”

Cindy Jacobs, who also claims to have the gift of prophecy, interrupted her to lament, “You know, my gift doesn’t work like that at movies, and I don’t go to that many, but Mike’s does. And I hate that! I go, ‘Now, I do not wanna know the outcome,’ you know, I deal with nations…”

“And that’s not prophetic with me,” Mike Jacobs said over her.

Cindy Jacobs then replied, “Oh, he doesn’t know. He’s very prophetic.”

Greenwood went on to explain that she she knows what is going to happen to family members because God shows her in her dreams.

Rebecca Greenwood, Raw Story 38 Comments [3/30/2015 3:28:51 AM]
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Submitted By: Kevin Klawitter
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Quote# 107457

[Regarding Indiana's religious freedom bill passing]

I don't live there so I don't honestly care and even if I did live there it wouldn't effect me any ways so again I don't honestly care but what does peek my interest is the kick in the nuts (or cooch) this is to SJW.

I won't get into this one too much as this is definitely a TRIGGER WARNING topic, specially with furs considering the number of gay and other wise in the fandom, but let me leave you with this line of logic:

A gay couple is complaining that some cake place won't bake them a cake for their wedding and after making a big deal about it and calling in the SJW armies gets the place shut down and the owners fined. Your hurt feelings just cost a family their life's work. The bakery, who had been selling cakes to this and other couples of a non-wedding sort, choose not to do a wedding cake for them on religious grounds. And thats horrible and evil of them to follow their faith, their faith ends where some one else's feelings begin, right? So think about this, if the government can force bakers to make cakes for people against their religious beliefs, should they also force pro-life doctors to proform abortions against their beliefs? Should we force Muslim children in schools to eat pork if its on the lunch menu for the day? I'm sure your thinking these aren't even similar to the original topic but it is, its about forcing people to give up their faith and beliefs just because some one else feels they should.

I say let Indiana have its law. Don't punish the people and the businesses there by taking away sporting events they need to support themselves just because some politicians did some thing you don't like. The last group of people I knew who thought it was ok to hurt the public because they didn't likes the government flew a couple planes into a couple tall buildings; do you honestly want to be like them? If a business discriminates, it is only taking money away from itself by turning away customers.

And don't worry, I'm sure there's going to be a ton of SJW protesting in front of any place that happens to use this new law so you'll know who they are. Shaming people and businesses is what social media is all about now a days. Though the people I truly admire aren't the people fighting for equality, its the people who stand up for their rights and tell the SJW to go fuck themselves.


Killjoy08, FurAffinity 30 Comments [3/30/2015 3:28:01 AM]
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Submitted By: Gabriel LaVedier
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Quote# 107455

[vegans love comparing consuming meat and animal products to the genocide of human beings like honestly the vegan aesthetic]

comparing genocide to genocide, murder to murder, and oppression to oppression…. yeah, we do it because it needs to be done. murdering a nonhuman animal for the sake of your taste buds is no different than murdering a human animal for personal gain.

veryhappyvegan, Tumblr 24 Comments [3/30/2015 3:27:09 AM]
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Submitted By: Ivurm
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Quote# 107454

[JB is short for Jailbait, as in Adolescents]

why is other peopel`s atraction YOUR problem?

About 50 year`s ago, you guy`s here woulde be antigay`s. You woulde not want anyone to be in gay relacionships or have gay atraction. You woulde have felt that it somehow your business. Even if the gay sex and LTR`s were not rapes, you woulde still stick your nose in.

"i'm not atract to it so it shoulden`t be allowed"

Today, you guy`s are antiJBlover. As another tread of this forum said this week, no body here meets with JB or even talk with them. It is stricly an atraction that not manifest into real life. But why so many here care if X user is atract to JB? Why is his atraction your business if he's not raping JB or grooming JB? JBlovers should be gassed for thier thoughts and feelings? Strong minority report.

Why is someone`s atraction your problem if thier atraction never manifest itself out side their brain?


Broadband Slayer, slutHATE 21 Comments [3/30/2015 3:26:12 AM]
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Submitted By: Ivurm
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Quote# 107453

]Andreas Lubitz crashed a passenger plane in an act of murder/suicide, apparently.]

Spring Break.... Spring Break.... SPRING BREAK BITCHES!!!!!!

What a fucking SLAYER.

Did you ever know that you're my hero? You are the wind beneath my WINGS. 8-)

uwotm8 wrote:Dude you are straight out retard. Why didn't he kill the persons who where really assholes to him instead of crashing a plane full of people he never met?

Why go out with a whimper when you can go out with a BANG? An incel killing 150+ people will make a lot more of an impact than killing 1 asshole or a few assholes.

A large percentage of the 150+ people on that plane were sluts and Chads anyway.

Hopefully all these incel killings get to a point where society will fear autists/incels and give us $2000/month and subsidized prostitution to placate us from killing normalfags.

alienfranco, slutHATE 42 Comments [3/30/2015 3:25:52 AM]
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Submitted By: Ivurm
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Quote# 107452

(A university professor talks about fundies in his class)
Some students take offense very easily. During one lecture, a student asked a question I’ve heard many times: “If we evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?” My response was and is always the same: We didn’t evolve from monkeys. Humans and monkeys evolved from a common ancestor. One ancestral population evolved in one direction toward modern-day monkeys, while another evolved toward humans. The explanation clicked for most students, but not all, so I tried another. I asked the students to consider this: Catholics are the oldest Christian denomination, so if Protestants evolved from Catholics, why are there still Catholics? Some students laughed, some found it a clarifying example, and others were clearly offended. Two days later, a student walked down to the lectern after class and informed me that I was wrong about Catholics. He said Baptists were the first Christians and that this is clearly explained in the Bible. His mother told him so. I asked where this was explained in the Bible. He glared at me and said, “John the Baptist, duh!” and then walked away.

Unnamed College Student, Slate 32 Comments [3/30/2015 3:25:02 AM]
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Submitted By: Ivurm
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Quote# 107450

[ApologetiX are a Christian parody band. These are the lyrics to one of their songs, a parody of the Dire Straits song "Money or Nothing]

"Monkeys For Uncles"

I want my missing links ...

"Now look at them Dodos" – that's the way they view us
They claim that Christians are a dead species
Then they worship – macroevolution
Monkeys for uncles in your history
Now, that ain’t workin' – after we refute it
Then they tell you – that the Bible’s dumb
Maybe then your sister was a ring-tailed lemur
Maybe then a lizard was your mum
They've got to insult us to sway others
Because they're missin' the missin' links
They've got to lose the Originator
They've got to prove these other theories

That little maggot with the earwig and the stinkbug
They're buggies, but listen here
That little maggot could become an X-man
That little maggot needs a billion years
They've got to insult us to sway others
Because they’re missin’ the missin’ links
They've got to use their imaginations
They've got to prove these other theories

Sure they mean well ...
Huh?

They've got to insult us to sway others
Because they’re missin' the missin' links
Get God removed from the situation
They've got to prove these other theories

They should've learned they're playin' with fire
They could get burned, but they get numb
Look at that drama they got from trickin' us with Java Man
Ain't that guy handsome?
And what's up there? What's that?
Why's that annoy us?
There ain't no right and wrong -- we're like the chimpanzees
Oh, that ain't workin' -- macroevolution
Monkeys for uncles in your history

Oh, that ain’t workin' – that’s the way I view it
I beg to differ on your empty theory
That ain’t workin' – that’s no way to prove it
Get your monkeys for uncles in your history
Monkeys for uncles – history
Monkeys for uncles – missing links

I want my, I want my, I want my missing links
I want my, I want my, I want my missing links
Romans 1:21
For although they knew God, they neither glorified him as God nor gave thanks to him, but their thinking became futile and their foolish hearts were darkened.

ApologetiX, ApologetiX 34 Comments [3/29/2015 11:57:34 AM]
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Quote# 107446

When God gives someone over to sin, He is not putting the fire out. He is stoking the coals. The destruction of the wicked, unregenerate, unrepentant sinner glorifies Him ("makes him look good") as much as the salvation of the believer

Poncho, Justin Valcula 23 Comments [3/29/2015 11:54:40 AM]
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Submitted By: Tony
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Quote# 107445



The problem with the FSM, Leprechaun, and Odin questions is that they all start with an incorrect premise. They equate these imaginary and fictional characters to a real historical being. This is a mistake in logic and reason. This is why atheists often find themselves running in circles trying to figure out why their ‘argument’ is silly.

The reality of God is already established as a matter of the historical record. To believe God isn’t real, requires them to disprove the already established facts about God…which all of them admit they can’t do.

Because they can’t do it, their entire belief that God isn’t real – even though God has already been established as real – is based on blind faith…a belief (opinion) but not facts and evidence.

This is why it takes great faith to be an atheist.


Richard, Christian News 37 Comments [3/29/2015 11:01:23 AM]
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Quote# 107440

[To give some context my father in-law is a true piece of shit. He cheated on his first wife and his second wife, multiple times. Never paid child support. His first set of kids from his first marriage (of which my wife is the oldest) hates him.

But he loves Jesus, also thats how the email was sent. No paragraphs, no formatting, and lots of bad grammar.]

Nicole, There are a lot of things that you should know about what is going on. 2500 armored vehicles ordered by homeland security. Use of drones here. The 6500 Moslems in the military. The moslems in his administration. I still don't understand how you can call what lesbians and gay men do as love. Its just a hurt on hurt codependent relationship that has 60% more disease than heterosexuals, and they live 20 yrs. less. So how does that make it good for homo's. Telling the truth, is not hate. Everyone is trying to redefine definitions so they can support there own position. They are trying to make truth relative to support whatever position they want to take. Its obvious by the design of men and women, what God meant. Its also obvious by the consequences, just like with any other sin, what God meant. But most dangerous of all, there is no conscience more seared and dead, than that of a homosexual. They can perform well to look normal, but it is all an act. They want you to think they are equal or better than hetero's, and by God, without the responsibility of kids and a wife, they can look better in some regards. But how gross is it for a child to have homo parents, daddy and daddy, mommy and mommy. How can you not see this. Its gross, nasty, vile. How can you call that love. Anyway, not a putdown, just an alert. Your are swimming in very dangerous waters with sharks. You have know idea what Barak and his supporters are up to, and that boggles my mind. Its something far beyond socialism. But even if it were only socialism, given the impoverished and tyrannical nature of all socialist governments, all of them, how can you possibly support that. All those idiots have to do is mention the abuses of the wealthy, which pale in comparison to the abuses on a population under socialism, and you run to there support. How did the professors at ASU make you so blind. Capitalism has nothing to do with the greed or money, but the model and structure within which one discovers there passion, how God made us to be and what he made us to do, and then having a way to use it to achieve the highest and best possible life and happiness, at least here on this globe. That is not even remotely possible under any other form of government. Its me being a landscaper, you working at a capitalist paving company, Clarissa doing her hair thing. Capitalism is capitalizing on opportunity. It only exist like that here. How in the world can you want that to die. It took Jesus Christ, and thousands of years of oppression to birth it, and now you want to kill it because of a few reject professors, and probably a few friends who drink the same kool aid. And as far as Mike thinking that the whole Bible is a metaphor, the miracles and all, I bet he would like to have one of those miracles about now, say? I mean when you say you pray, do you pray to the God and Jesus one and only of the Bible, or the great cosmos, the great spirit. Some enigmatic unknowable God made up by the deceived and perverted minds of men to promote their own evil desires over the blind masses. Barak Obama has almost succeeded in destroying the only thing left before he declares himself to be Moslem, and that is our government itself. He promotes such ridiculous laws that conservatives and Christians could obviously never vote for, and then pounds it home that they don't support him, that he tried to work with them, and that Congress is acting along party lines, rather than working for the good of the country. He wants to make them look so ineffective, that the people, of which you are one of his minions, will give him complete power and control to fix everything. At that time, he will round up all the Christians, because they are as extreme as the Islamics according to him, put them in concentration camps that he is already making, complete with thousand and thousands of plastic coffins, and give everyone else a chip to put in the arm, which you will gladly wear yourself, and be proud that he finally fixed everything, just like Hitler, Stalin, Lenin, Mao and the others did. How can you not see what he is really up to. We need to have a talk about this and stop acting like everything is OK. I love you and Clarissa to death, but you are in love with the "John the Baptist" of the antichrist, or the antichrist himself. I can not rap my mind around that, and I can not ignore it any longer. Just like with all ravenous unrestrained sinners, the more power Barak gets, the more he bypasses Congress and sees he can get away with it, the more he wants. Its the law of diminishing returns, just like with drug addicts, sexaholics who have to continually do more and more perverse things to get the same high, money holics who will do anything to anyone to get it, its the same thing. How does this escape someone who is as smart as you are, and knowing what you know about God and the Bible. You must come to terms with this before it is too late. Football, work, life, love, all great, but there is a 900 pd guerilla in the room. Lets talk about him. I love you sweety, way too much to remain silent and hope you will figure this all out for yourself. I would be the worst dad if I did not address this, the worst. There is only one path way to heaven, not because I am blind and God is mean, but men are blind, and there is only one God, who sent his only Son. Other Gods are just made up in the minds of men. Only one God has intervened, and shown himself to man. Only one God who made earth, talks to his creation, helps his creation, loves his creation, and has sought to redeem us from our own acts. All other religions tell you just go out and do good things. But this does not change your heart, only Jesus can change the heart so that our good becomes the automatic extension of our relationship with him. We don't have to spend hours chanting, or clanging on gongs, or talking to dead relatives. We don't have to do good to cover our evil. Jesus covers our evil so we can be and do good. Lets come to agreement on these things over time, and in the power of Gods love. There is no freedom outside of Christ, and the entire history of man, and the history of this country prove that beyond argument. I love you love you, and this is why I send this. I pray that mikes fistula just disappears, and that he sees the power and glory of God. He needs to know God. I did not say he wasn't nice and wonderful, he is. I just want him to know God and the fullness of his love. Talk to you soon, Dad

whalenapp's dad, /r/atheism/ 34 Comments [3/29/2015 10:25:34 AM]
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Quote# 107439

There is something that tragically connects homosexuals to blacks, but in this analogy, homosexuality is not akin to race. Rather, homosexuals correspond to racists.

Like slave-owners who bought and sold human beings like commodities, separating mothers and fathers from their children and robbing children of their birthrights, homosexuals commodify human beings by buying genetic material, intentionally separating children from their mothers or fathers thereby denying children their birthrights.

Laurie Higgins, Illinois Family Institute 26 Comments [3/29/2015 10:23:53 AM]
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Submitted By: Elie
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Quote# 107437

Could fashion magazines be the cause of atheism?
in the bible it says God made man in his own image. When atheists look in the mirror and see what they look like maybe they don't think much of God at all. Also when they get to see people in magazines they must think even less of themselves so they end up thinking even less of God. At school a lot of the atheists are feminists and they are always complaining and one of the things i heard them say was fashion magazines were bad for their self esteem. In the old days there weren't magazines so people didn't know they were not very pretty and maybe that could explain why atheism is increasing.

anonymous, Y! answers 32 Comments [3/29/2015 10:23:16 AM]
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Quote# 107424

“That surgeon saved my life by operating when he did.” It is never acceptable to credit mere mortals with things that only God can do. Before we say anything to the human instruments that God chose to work through, we need to be thanking Him first. And at no time is it ever alright for us to say some human saved our life or that some drug cured us. It is always GOD working through the human or GOD working through the drug. He is the only Source of healing power and wisdom. When we go around promoting pills or people as sure cures to others without even bothering to mention God, He is highly offended.

Anna Diehl, The Pursuit of God 36 Comments [3/29/2015 6:28:48 AM]
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