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Quote# 122850

The male sexual revolution

The sexual revolution should have favoured men. After all, casual sex was now possible without the fear of getting the girl pregnant or having to marry her. Yet there was one thing screwed men over: Women don’t want casual sex as much as men want. Thus, the price of pussy remained as high as before while the price of cock went down to an all time low. Because of this we need a male sexual revolution break the female privileg.

To fix this there are two possibilities: Lower the price of pussy or increase the price of cock. I already talked about how we need to get rid of some fetishes in order to stop making women think they are entitled to Chad without bringing anything g to the table. How we have to talk about lowering the price of pussy.

The best way for this are sexbots. Why swipe through 30 bots on Tinder and then jump through some hoops when you can have an artificial pussy right at home? The effort/reward balance is way better for sexbots then for a hookup.

Of course prostitution is also a way but this has some serious downsides. Not only is it dangerous in terms of getting STD or being robbed, but it is also expensive. It is a band-aid for as long as it takes to get actual working sexbots.

EconomicsofSex, /r/incel 14 Comments [12/4/2016 7:17:32 AM]
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Submitted By: Pharaoh Bastethotep
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Quote# 122848

This slutty photo of Taylor Swift is a screen-capture from her YouTube video titled, “Tim McGraw.” This was her first music video produced from what I understand. She looks like a Playboy centerfold. This is from a music video for young children and teen girls. I had to edit the photo, blocking out the sensual negligee that she is wearing, which is extremely suggestive in nature and revealing. Throughout the video, Swift is laying on the ground as if waiting for her husband to have sex with her on her wedding night, sensually gyrating and making promiscuous gestures that only should be shared between a married couple in their private bed. If I had my way, Taylor Swift would be in prison, and the Luciferians who produce her videos. Taylor Swift's lascivious music videos are damnable wickedness, straight from the pits of Hell!!!

1st Peter 2:11, “Dearly beloved, I beseech you as strangers and pilgrims, abstain from fleshly lusts, which war against the soul.”

Satanists are Intentionally Attacking and Corrupting Our Children

David J. Stewart, Love the Truth 13 Comments [12/4/2016 7:16:58 AM]
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Quote# 122847

I find it ironic that people spew forth “Oh my God” when they are in distress, pain or fear. They INSTINCTIVELY KNOW that God can somehow help them, but the term is dismissive and disrespectful. The “God” which they blasphemously call upon is not the God of the Bible, because He firstly demands REPENTANCE from those who WOULD call upon Him. You can’t just throw the holy Name of God around like a dirty dishrag and expect Him to help you in any way. That’s presumptuous and selfish, and will bring His judgment.

Another beef I have about foul speaking is the term, “FOR F**K SAKE.” I ask you, WHERE IN THE WORLD DID THAT COME FROM??? HELL, apparently. I hear it all the time at my house. I have never heard anything like that before in my LIFE. It’s the lowest of the low. It’s MEANINGLESS, and CRUDE. I guess sinners couldn’t think of anything else more foul and disgusting to say. They probably wanted nothing to do of God, even saying, “For God’s sake.” No no, they hate God so much and so intensely that they even took His Name out of a cuss term and replaced it with the F-bomb. THAT’S WHAT OUR YOUNG PEOPLE ARE BEING FED, FOLKS!! THEY THINK IT’S NORMAL!! GOD HELP US!! COME LORD JESUS!!!

kingjameswriter1965, I Hate The Internet But I Love Jesus 12 Comments [12/4/2016 7:14:34 AM]
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Quote# 122844

Paedocritical men are shouting at the bulge in their pants at the thought of climbing into bed with a sexy 14 year old, and all the legal consequences that would follow for them, and paedohysteric woman (and feminists) are shouting at the millions of men who would not even hide the bulge in their pants and openly pursue teenage girls if it wasn’t for the law, the shaming, and the feminist induced hysteria over ‘paedophilia’.

The Antifeminist, Anti-Feminist Theory of Men's Rights 14 Comments [12/4/2016 7:13:23 AM]
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Submitted By: Xavier
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Quote# 122842


1. What is 'objectivity'. Is it just about more than one person at a time sensing or experiencing something? How many people should sense/experience the same thing to make it objective? If five people together see a ghost for example...is it objective evidence...or is it still nonsense? Or would we want some instrument to sense the ghost before we will accept it as real? If many people separately have similar experiences such as in NDE's...is that not objective evidence? Why is that dismissed as subjective?

We rely more on instruments to detect objective phenomena rather than rely on human senses.....because we feel human senses and imagination are unreliable. Ultimately everything is sensed only through the human mind. So...anything and everything can be just a subjective experience.

2. Real objectivity would be to see the world as just the String (given today's theories). It is the String that vibrates in 11 dimensions to transform itself into elementary particles which then become bigger particles..which then become atoms...which then bond to become molecules...which then form compounds ...and we then have the whole universe!

A true objective view would be to see the universe as just a transformation of the String. Every other view is just an illusion. What the String is and why it transforms into so many particles...is of course the fundamental question. And why and how are we...while being just products of the String ... none the less able to see the String itself 'objectively'?

3. There is a view among scientific circles considering Biocentrism, Parcipatory Anthropic Principle, Copenhagen Interpretation of QM, Quantum entanglement and non local influence etc..., that Consciousness is the foundation of the universe and that all objectivity is just an illusion. Like in a Virtual Reality world...everything is just a subjective experience and objectively there is no real universe out there at all!

Just some thoughts.

Sriram, Religion and Ethics 17 Comments [12/3/2016 6:17:11 AM]
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Submitted By: Nearly Sane
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Quote# 122839

When people hurt me, I focus my mind on the fact that I am a redeemed child of God! I focus my mind on the Biblical truth that I am God's property, my spirit, soul and body. I rejoice in knowing that God owns me! I want and love being owned by God, because that means He has an investment in me (1st Thessalonians 5:24, “Faithful is he that calleth you, who also will do it”), and won't ever give up on me (Hebrews 13:5).

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Precious 19 Comments [12/3/2016 6:16:04 AM]
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Quote# 122838

God is perfect and absolutely perfect. Obi-Wan teaches the concept that absolutes belong on the evil side when he says "Only a Sith deals in absolutes." As Christians we understand that Jesus was without sin and God is absolutely good. By teaching Anakin absolutes belong on the evil side, Obi-Wan is teaching a Luciferian concept that the God of Moses, absolutely good, is evil. The good god in the Luciferian belief system participates in evil justified by situational ethics. Luciferians believe in a god of power as did the Egyptian pharaohs. The more power a person accumulates in this life will dictate how much status or power that they will have in the next life (this is why the pharaohs were buried with gold and other valuables). In Star Wars, the valuable eternal power to acquire is the Force or demonic power.

Vigilant Christian, Vigilant Christian 25 Comments [12/3/2016 6:15:46 AM]
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Quote# 122837

Mormons have turned sex into a religion!!! Mormonism's gospel is saturated with sex, sex, sex! Joe Smith's perverted views are the foundation of Mormonism. In view of the fact that same-sex marriage is about to be made federal law, I am convinced that polygamy is also going to be legalized for Mormons. Mormons try to give the false impression that they're just like any other Americans, hard-working and decent people. Although many are hard-working and successful people, they are not honest about their religious faith. The fact that polygamous Mormons have to live in closed communities speaks volumes. The fact that Mormon temples are off limits to the public and rituals are secret speaks volumes! Truth and righteousness need no cloak. Only evil needs to be kept secret! The truth is that Mormonism is an organization within an organization, like Freemasonry, where a small inner group of elite and wealthy men live in sexual debauchery at the expense of the outer group. Mormon temples even contain beds (which aren't used for napping purposes).

Sexual perversion is rampant in America. Homosexuals are allowed to marry and that's ok with mainstream society. Gene Simmons (Jewish) brags of having had sex with 4,897 women and that is ok with mainstream society, making him a star on TV. Every form of sexual immorality is tolerated in America, even pedophilia and bestiality. Britney Spears shamelessly holds a world record for having only a 72-hour marriage! Yet American society shows no mercy when a Jim Bakker or Jimmy Swaggert sins even once. I'm not going easy on sin, I'm pointing out that Americans are wicked hypocrites who are bigoted, hateful and biased against Christians, the Bible and righteousness.

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Savior 15 Comments [12/3/2016 6:15:33 AM]
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Quote# 122836

The founder of the #AltFurry, John Kelly (@jmktwit on twitter), made the observation that O’Sullivan’s Law held true in the case of #GamerGate, and had a devastating effect on its impact in mid-to-late 2015. As such, #AltFurry is an EXPLICITLY right-wing and EXPLICITLY radical furry political movement. It will stand as a bulwark against the furry fandom completely surrendering to the excesses of the left. It’s motto is “We must ensure the existence of our species, and a future for Furry children” and its core principles are “Anti-speciesism is code for anti-furry” and “species-mixing is furry genocide”.

It is also a furry supremacy movement. Too long has social justice rhetoric been used to advantage one group of humans over another. It’s us non-humans’s turn to utilize the same absurd rhetoric to point out human privilege wherever we see it, and institute furry affirmative action policies to take down the homosapientarchy. This includes demands for increased furry representation in media, demands that people unpack the knapsack of human privilege when performing cultural criticism, putting an end to humansplaining, seeking legal permission to wear a fursuit in driver’s license photography, getting the phrase “yiff in hell furfag” labeled as hate speech, and more.

If you want to join the #AltFurry movement, you simply need to adopt a fursona, and start using the #AltFurry tag on social media accounts to do the work of the movement. If you’re tired of the fandom slipping leftward and want to demonstrate the absurdity of the increasingly common rhetoric based off of hierarchies of privilege, join the internet’s least privileged group and help us weaponize it against the very humans who invented it in the first place.

The QuQu, Castalia House 25 Comments [12/3/2016 6:15:22 AM]
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Quote# 122835

The identity politics rhetoric spewed by clueless leftists thrives ...do they realize the paternalistic and insulting nature of their conclusions, that the success Asian-Americans is attributed to white people "providing them the path"? Do these nitwits realize that alienation and absolvance of earned respect will lead to another Trump victory in four years?

There are three possible reasons for ignorance displayed by Jeff Guo, the author of this article:
1. He's a self-loathing Asian-American who is disillusioned by the fact that Asian-Americans are successful despite being a *gasp!* minority in the apparently evil, intolerant America.

2. He's trying his best to appease the fascist far-left contingent who inhabit the coastal metropolitan centers.

3. Occam's Razor: He's simply suffering from lunatic delirium.

Vince Morrison, The Washington Post 8 Comments [12/3/2016 6:14:55 AM]
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Quote# 122834

"There is little moral difference in killing a baby at five weeks and killing one at 21 weeks. After all, it is not more permissible to kill a 10-year-old than a 30-year-old. But there is something about the visual experience of a late-term abortion that engenders horror in those who witness it. This is why no matter how desperately pro-abortion activists campaign against restrictions on late-term abortions, it will always be harder to find an abortionist who will commit them. At least, we can hope that the gruesomeness of abortions will keep more doctors from doing them." -- Sarah Terzo

That just says it all.

C'mon, pro-aborts, develop a conscience - for the babies! Even 1st tri babies have arms and legs and a head - they are just smaller.

This article would have converted me to anti-abortion in a heartbeat. We did not have these kinds of visuals back in those days, but Sarah has really connected the dots and taken us into the details of this barbaric practice.

Someday, possibly in the near future, America is going to turn on abortion with the same vengeance she turned on slavery and Jew gassing. At that point, there will be historians wandering through the pages of LAN and other sites piecing together what kinds of moral monsters were STILL supporting abortion with all of these graphics, testimonies, and ultrasounds available to them.

Don't let YOUR names, pro-aborts, be the ones they find to hold in the same category with apologists for slavers and Nazis. Because, when that day comes, you will be SO on the wrong side of history, you won't be able to get a table at McDonalds.

It's time to convert - this article cannot be ignored.

WorldGoneCrazy, Live Action News 14 Comments [12/3/2016 6:14:12 AM]
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Submitted By: Jocasta
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Quote# 122831

This is what America 'would've' looked like if Hillary had won instead of Donald. More Christian businesses and churches being targeted and run out of business by those with an LGBTQ agenda.

They were going in for the kill on Christianity. But now their plans have been delayed and temporarily thwarted.

This is exactly why (in my opinion) so many lefties (Democrats) are upset that Donald Trump won. It's mostly witches, satanists and LGBT'ers who are upset. They just whipped everybody else into a frenzy and used the power of mind manipulation to convince others to agree with their twisted view of reality.

It's the witches, satanists and LGBT organizations that have been steering the Democratic party and controlling it's spiritual and ideological direction for the past 40 years. How else could abortion (baby killing) and deviant sexual lifestyles become normalized in an otherwise intelligent society?

So it's okay for fashion designers like Marc Jacob to refuse to make dresses for the new first lady because the company doesn't agree with her husband's values: but it's not okay for a Christian baker to refuse to make an LGBT wedding cake because it goes against Christian values. Gotcha. See the blatant hypocrisy here?

Welcome to the new spiritual battlefield of the 21st century: the battlefield of the mind. This new spiritual war won't be fought in temples dedicated to Artemis or Baal: it's being fought right now via social media and on TV screens around the world. And your mind is the prize.

It's being fought by different news outlets: the mainstream media which has banned together to represent a common agenda, vs independent news and those dedicated to putting out the truth.

The battle has spilled over into the church world. Liberal churches led by sin-compromising pastors have stood up to challenge traditional churches led by Holy Ghost anointed men who refuse to compromise God's standard for worldly popularity and fame.

And satan's evangelists - the pop singers, mainstream rappers, no-longer-Christian gospel inspirational artists, and superstar Hollywood media personalities - have all joined forces to push a satanic demonic agenda onto the rest of the populace; even infiltrating Christian churches.

And many Christians refuse to engage the enemy at the necessary points of battle to even mount an effective counterattack.

This is a war of ideals and principles: Godly ones vs ungodly ones. And whoever wins the decisive battles wins the mind of an entire generation.

I wrote about this in greater detail in my ebook "Brand Ambassadors For Jesus." That ebook (available now) is the spiritual warfare 'cheat sheet' for the new millennium believer. (So be sure to grab a copy.)

Just like the lefties targeted Christian businesses in the past (Chic'Fil'A for example) to bring them into submission to an anti-Christ agenda, they thought it was cool to target this Christian couple and their hit TV show. But this time it backfired.

Folks are getting fed up with the hypocrisy and bullying tactics of the left. They're getting tired of a small percentage of the population attempting to dictate how the rest of us should think, believe or live our lives.

Btw: If liberals and Democrats are willing and bold enough to openly target white Christians - it's only a matter of time before they target black Christians too. Just a little something for you perpetual black Democrats to start thinking about. You might wanna plan your exit strategy now.

Mack Major, Facebook 24 Comments [12/2/2016 6:54:13 AM]
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Quote# 122830

You don't know how much you should fear Jesus.

disqus_g3O4KO7bg7, Controversial Christianity 21 Comments [12/2/2016 6:53:45 AM]
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Quote# 122829

A little perspective (author unknown):
"There are 3,141 counties in the United States.
Trump won 3,084 of them.
Clinton won 57.
There are 62 counties in New York State.
Trump won 46 of them.
Clinton won 16.
Clinton won the popular vote by approx. 1.5 million votes.
In the 5 counties that encompass NYC, (Bronx, Brooklyn, Manhattan, Richmond & Queens) Clinton received well over 2 million more votes than Trump. (Clinton only won 4 of these counties; Trump won Richmond)
Therefore these 5 counties alone, more than accounted for Clinton winning the popular vote of the entire country.
These 5 counties comprise 319 square miles.
The United States is comprised of 3, 797,000 square miles.
When you have a country that encompasses almost 4 million square miles of territory, it would be ludicrous to even suggest that the vote of those who inhabit a mere 319 square miles should dictate the outcome of a national election.
Large, densely populated Democrat cities (NYC, Chicago, LA, etc) don’t and shouldn’t speak for the rest of our country."

Jim Garlow, Jim Garlow Facebook 25 Comments [12/2/2016 6:53:37 AM]
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Submitted By: genius13
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Quote# 122828



LOS ANGELES (Reuters) – Hateful letters sent anonymously to three mosques in California with a warning that President-elect Donald Trump would “cleanse” the United States of Muslims have stirred fears among congregants, a community leader said.

Hussam Ayloush, executive director of the Los Angeles chapter of the Council on American-Islamic Relations, said on Saturday (Nov. 27) that the letters were identical and were postmarked as being sent from Santa Clarita just north of Los Angeles.

Ayloush said his group is considering asking the Federal Bureau of Investigation to look into the letters, which he believes were sent to other mosques aside from the three that received them earlier this week.

Civil rights groups have signaled alarm over attacks targeting minorities, including Muslims, since Republican Trump won the presidential election on Nov. 8. There have also been reports of harassment toward Trump supporters.

The letters were sent earlier this week to the Islamic centers of Long Beach and Claremont in Southern California and to Evergreen Islamic Center in the Northern California city of San Jose, Ayloush said.

They are signed anonymously as “Americans for a Better Way” and say that Trump would “cleanse America and make it shine again” and would carry out a genocide against Muslims.

“You Muslims would be wise to pack your bags and get out of Dodge,” the letter said.

Ayloush said he has counseled the three mosques to work with their local police departments to have the letters investigated as hate crimes.

The San Jose Police Department in a statement said that, following a report about the letter, it sent officers to Evergreen Islamic Center on Thursday and that a unit that handles hate crime investigations will conduct the probe.

Trump’s name has been mentioned in some hateful graffiti markings that surfaced since his election.

A representative of Trump’s transition team could not be reached immediately for comment.

Last year, as a candidate in the Republican presidential primary, Trump called for a temporary ban on Muslims entering the United States. Trump this year pledged to suspend immigration from countries where Islamist militants are active but did not say he still wanted to ban all Muslims.

Following his election, Trump, who takes office on Jan. 20, promised to be a president for all Americans.

CAIR has tallied more than 100 incidents targeting Muslims in the United States since Trump was elected.

N/A, Religion News 17 Comments [12/2/2016 6:53:10 AM]
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Quote# 122827

Last month, Religious Right activist Janet Porter announced that she had secured funding for a movie that she has been working on for years about her efforts to pass the first “partial birth” abortion ban in the nation. She was especially excited about this because, she said, self-proclaimed prophet Cindy Jacobs had told her that her semi-autobiographical romantic comedy/anti-abortion polemic would be “the tipping point to end abortion” in America.

Yesterday, Porter released a trailer for the new movie, called “What’s a Girl to Do?,” confirming that it will feature cameos from former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee and Rep. Steve King of Iowa, and will include performances by Victoria Jackson as Porter’s best friend and Stephen Baldwin as her future husband, David Porter. Although the plot of the movie is unclear, it apparently deals with a romance Porter had with the son of a pro-choice state legislator before meeting her husband. Porter discusses that romance in her 2004 dating book “What’s a Girl To Do? While Waiting for Mr. Right,” and revealed in a WorldNetDaily column in 2008 that writing a screenplay based on that book eventually led her to her true “Mr. Right,” David Porter.

Janet Porter, Right Wing Watch 20 Comments [12/2/2016 6:52:53 AM]
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Quote# 122826

If we buy into the idea (falsehood) that there is a separation that can exist between Church and state, then this civil vs religious marriage argument might make sense. However, there is no such separation, and whatever one single person does, even in what might be felt to be total isolation, effects all of humankind spanning all of time and space. There is no separation: we are all part of each other -- one body. When people afflict themselves with death by turning from God and following their own selfish desires, the rot that they bring upon themselves tries to spread like gangrenous poison to the rest of the body in order to afflict it with the stench of its evil. We are not made to live unto ourselves. Such a state is not Life, but death. It is not Light, but darkness. It is not good, but evil. "Woe unto them who call evil good, and good evil" (Isaiah 5:20).

truefiction1, Christian Forums 19 Comments [12/2/2016 6:52:35 AM]
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Quote# 122824

And so, don't be an idiot and think that Donald Trump as U.S. President is going to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! It won't happen. My friend, America will NEVER be great again until we turn back to a holy God...

America will NEVER be great again until we once again believe the Gospel of the Lord Jesus Christ.
America will NEVER be great again until we repent and turn back to the God of the Holy Bible.
America will NEVER be great again until we burn Hollywood's cesspool of iniquity to the ground.
America will NEVER be great again until we dismantle Las Vegas (aka, “SIN CITY”) completely.
America will NEVER be great again until we eliminate the filth and covetousness on the internet.
America will NEVER be great again until we get rid of all the illicit gambling casinos and strip clubs.
America will NEVER be great again until we spend more time with God and family than the television.
America will NEVER be great again until we do away with the Federal Reserve Banks and fiat money.
America will NEVER be great again until we bring the King James Bible back into America's classrooms.
America will NEVER be great again until we bring the King James Bible back into America's churches.
America will NEVER be great again until we stop indoctrinating children with the satanic lies of Evolution.
America will NEVER be great again until we burn all the counterfeit Bible revisions in our churches.
America will NEVER be great again until we stop voting for the lesser of two evils, and not vote for evil at all.
America will NEVER be great again until we prosecute the CIA for trafficking drugs into the United States.
America will NEVER be great again until we stop allowing people to get divorced for any reason at all.
America will NEVER be great again until we bring back the tens-of-millions of lost jobs from foreign slave labor.
America will NEVER be great again until we drain the swamp in Washington DC and elect honest leaders.
America will NEVER be great again until we stop the sexual exploitation of youth through the music industry.
America will NEVER be great again until we stop supporting manmade Illuminati Israel since 1948.
America will NEVER be great again until we America's women forsake feminism and start obeying their husbands.
America will NEVER be great again until men forsake Hooters, Playboy and internet porn and start thinking pure.
America will NEVER be great again until we start moving toward rural living instead of big city urbanization.
America will NEVER be great again until we make same-sex abominations illegal, and stop gays from adopting children.
America will NEVER be great again until we stop letting Globalists exploit the U.S. toward World Government.
America will NEVER be great again until we stop lawyers and judges from raping citizens, bilking them financially.
America will NEVER be great again until we get away from big government and big cities, which promote indifference.
America will NEVER be great again until we enforce border security and ship millions of illegal aliens back home.
America will NEVER be great again until we start rehabilitating prison inmates instead of locking them away.
America will NEVER be great again until we run the ungodly manure-spreading newsmedia out of the country.
America will NEVER be great again until we restore state's rights and limit the power of federal government.
America will NEVER be great again until we get back to little league and recreation, instead of kids parked in front of TV.
America will NEVER be great again until we return to the Christian principles upon which our nation was built.

I could list a thousand more things wrong in the U.S. today. We've lost so much in America! I think our country is doomed, because once sin infests a nation, only one of two things can turn it back to righteousness: 1) Bible-preaching, or 2) God's judgment. Since pastors don't preach anymore, and counterfeit Bible revisions have flooded into the churches, and “the simplicity that is in Christ” (the Gospel, 2nd Corinthians 11:3) has been replaced with false repentance, and churches are supporting manmade Illuminati Israel (thus consequently supporting the New World Order), it appears that all hope is gone, and only God's judgment can save us now!

Boy Scouts allow homosexual scout leaders. That is sickening! If you go fishing, officers and park rangers can confiscate everything you own if you don't know that you are required to pay for a fishing permit. I think that ruins America! Due to liability, many organizations are reluctant to host little league games and other fun activities for children. And now with the pedophile problem—which is a direct consequence of removing the Bible from the schools, Playboy magazine, sensual rock music, feminism, dying churches, homosexuality, the lies of Evolution, the evil influences on television, divorce (no father in the home), Hollywood and the general moral downfall of America—everyone is paranoid about their neighbours these days! How could America ever be great again in such a wicked climate? Everything is deteriorating quickly with a domino effect. We haven't seen anything yet. The daily news already cannot keep up with the abundance of heinous crimes being committed across America. Americans have become extremely covetous and materialistic. Psalms 135:15, “The idols of the heathen are silver and gold, the work of men's hands.”

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Precious 24 Comments [12/2/2016 6:52:04 AM]
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Submitted By: Chris
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Quote# 122821

Obama is a capitalist, and Obama does bad things in the name of capitalism. Doing bad things in the name of crushing capitalism is good.

Which is basically true. Aside from it's impossible to do bad things in the name of crushing capitalism because that would make them good things.

TimeToTurn, FSTDT 25 Comments [12/2/2016 6:49:50 AM]
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Submitted By: Demon Duck of Doom
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Quote# 122818

1. When a Christian is under an assault of witchcraft and curses, he becomes increasingly disoriented or confused; he might even become clumsy. Satan wants to cloud his vision, thus stopping him from reaching his destiny in God. Thus, the individual under attack cannot connect with his spiritual vision; his motivation is either gone or lacking.

2. When one is targeted by curses, he will feel emotionally drained or debilitated. Those who have been the object of spiritual curses will carry a darkness, a cloud, in their countenance. The back of their neck is tight; a band of oppression around their head manifests as a headache. The person might assume he is sick, but it is not the flu. It is witchcraft.

3. Often, the curses released from witchcraft will arouse a number of inordinate fears which will plague the mind. The theater of the individual's imagination will be targeted: At center stage, grotesque images will flash. The individual will be further drained by lack of deep or restful sleep.

4. When curses are aimed at a congregation, inter-church relationships will experience constant problems, distracting the body of Christ from its primary focus and calling. Irritation levels will be high; patience will be low.

People will be more likely to complain about one another. Gossip and backbiting will increase proportionately. Rebellion against church leaders will seem justified and the temptation to withdraw from fellowship will be strong.

Francis Frangipane, Preach It, Teach It 8 Comments [12/2/2016 6:48:52 AM]
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Quote# 122817

I am NOT a so-called “KJV-ONLYIST.” That is a totally IGNORANT accusation. I am a KJB person. I don’t belong to a cult. I don’t think you are any less than me if you do use the NIV or any other. I’m not going to judge you. However, and this is my own conviction, that I don’t believe there should be any other “bibles” in print at all, other than for the fact that people don’t like to be told they are SINNERS, who are going to…

HELL.

By the way, call it like it is, please, it is…

HELL,

NOT “sheol” or “underworld” or “pit.” If the King James says those terms regarding to…

HELL,

in various passages, such as the Psalter, then I accept them, but if anyone or anything else implies an avoidance of the TRUTH, that being called,

HELL,

THEN I DENY IT, because it is not of the truth of God.

People cringe when they hear about Hell and the possibility of them going there. They flat out deny Hell’s existence because they don’t want to feel that conviction from God Who wants them to be saved from such a horrible place. And yet, you hear it all the time, “GO TO HELL!” “I’LL SEE YOU IN HELL!” I HOPE HE ROTS TO HELL!!” “I live in Hell on earth,” etc. What, do you think you’re COOL when you say such blasphemies? God says you’re WICKED, and a BLASPHEMER!! I don’t WRITE IT, I just PREACH it!

We know INSTINCTIVELY that Hell is real, because other than the F-BOMB, it is used in everyday speech. And you should NEVER want ANYONE to “go to Hell” because Hell is FOREVER!!

kingjameswriter1965, I Hate The Internet But I Love Jesus 18 Comments [12/2/2016 6:48:40 AM]
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Quote# 122816

[Re. Black Lives Matter]

I think it's all very telling about which way our society is headed. It makes me glad to live out in the country and near a small town and not in the city. I'm about 30 miles from Cincinnati but I don't think that anything would make it's way out here if protests or riots happen there again.

ETA: I have to agree that it is definitely a spiritual battle! The complete and utter lunacy that is seen in these situations and downright evil actions that people are taking has to mean they are under a pretty strong influence from Satan.

Rachel, Rapture Ready 7 Comments [12/2/2016 6:48:29 AM]
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Quote# 122815

It is absurd for anyone to claim to be an atheist, when no man has ever left our solar system. It is absurd for anyone to claim to be an atheist, when no man has ever traveled through all time and space. It is absurd for anyone to claim to be an atheist, when no man has ever successfully explained the origin of the universe without God. And it is equally as absurd for anyone to think that a government and society devoid of faith in God can produce happy, thriving, prosperous, law-abiding citizens. Just as Americans are dwindling in their faith in the holy God of the inspired Bible, so also are they dwindling in prosperity. Every nation in history that obeyed God's Word achieved some degree of prosperity and happiness; whereas atheist Communist societies, like China under Mao, and Russia under Stalin, afflicted and abused its people miserably (and untold tens-of-millions died a cruel death).

“Believing everybody is dangerous, but believing nobody is more dangerous.” —U.S. President Abraham Lincoln

Atheism and Communism have overtaken America! Although most people would deny being an atheist, they've lost their faith in God and are looking to the government to take care of them. Churches are being persecuted for going door-to-door soul-winning, being threatened by police with arrest and imprisonment. This is the work of the Devil. Jesus foretold that the time would come when the world will kill Christians, thinking they're doing God a favor. John 16:2, “They shall put you out of the synagogues: yea, the time cometh, that whosoever killeth you will think that he doeth God service.” These times have already come during the early Roman Empire, the inquisition, the Dark Ages, and are happening in numerous parts of the world today. As the New World Order develops, Christians will be martyred for their faith. Even so, come, Lord Jesus!

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Precious 17 Comments [12/2/2016 6:48:05 AM]
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Quote# 122809

A 39-year-old Dutch Muslim is facing trial in Cork, Ireland, for threatening to kill two French nationals as well as threatening to behead Jews.

Smael Heirouche is accused of saying to the two men that “Zionists should have their throats cut”, whilst calling them “Zionists” and making threatening gestures.

Mr Heirouche is also accused of saying that if he had a sword he would cut off the heads of Jews.

“He was quoting the Koran. They did not have the same belief. He did not take kindly to this. He made reference to recent terrorist attacks in France” said Detective Geraldine Daly. He apparently spoke approvingly of terrorist attacks against Jews in France.

Heirouche was was allegedly making the threats in the name of Islamic extremism, and brandished a Koran as he did so.

Heirouche was refused bail by the judge, due to the severity of the accusations, as well as having attempted to book flights abroad, presenting a risk that he would abscond.

Small Heirouche, Everyday Antisemitism 21 Comments [12/1/2016 5:36:34 AM]
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Quote# 122807

Connor Hakes, a 23-year-old from Bloomington, Indiana asked if he could sing at his grandmother’s funeral last week but his family church turned him away, CBS 4 Indy reports.

Hakes asked to perform at the funeral, which was being held at St. Mary of the Assumption Catholic Church where he and his family have been longtime members. However, he was turned away because of his “gay lifestyle.”

Hakes received a letter from Father Bob J. Lengerich explaining his reason for declining to allow Hakes to sing at his grandmother’s funeral.

The letter suggested that Lengerich was concerned about Hakes’ advocating for the LGBTQ community and that anyone representing or serving the church must uphold its values.

Lengerich wrote, “Anytime someone sins and then acts in the name of God, it causes scandal. This is the main reason why you cannot (at this time) offer your gifts in service at St. Mary’s.”

The letter added, “You are more than welcome to honor your Grandmother with a special tribute in song as long as it is outside of the Mass and outside of the Church.”

“It was very clear that he had judged me and formed and opinion about me,” Hakes explained. “There was no reason to believe I would be changing his mind.” He added that his grandparents would have likely been deeply upset by the church turning him away.

He said of his grandparents, “They saw beyond race, religion, sexuality, and social class. They loved everyone. That is what it means to be a Christian. That is what it means to be Catholic.”

Bob J. Lengerich, Raw Story 14 Comments [12/1/2016 5:35:44 AM]
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