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Quote# 100667

If God does in fact exist and created/maintains our reality then there should also be observations which cannot be explained by natural mechanisms. Quantum randomness is such an observation.

Now keep in mind, quantum randomness isn't something that hasn't been explained by natural mechanisms. It is an observation that has been scientifically shown that it cannot be explained by natural mechanisms.

Heywood, AtheistForums.org 24 Comments [4/24/2014 3:25:23 AM]
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Quote# 100666

For all the true Christians reading this article, here is something you can do to help our country:

We all know that gays and their supporters are being controlled by Satan. God can overcome Satan. Just as Jesus was able to save us all by His sacrifice of death on the cross, we can accomplish the same thing on a smaller scale. Take every single hardship, suffering, annoyance (especially all of the name-calling by the liberals) that you have to endure and offer it up as a sacrifice to God to open the eyes and hearts of the atheists and indoctrinated. You have to go through it anyway. Why not get more bang for your buck?

Satan especially hates this tactic, because it's like you're taking his ammunition and turning it back on him. Once he realizes what you're doing, how long do you think he'll keep up his attacks? Satan is a lot of things, but he's not stupid.

Marie L., Yahoo 22 Comments [4/24/2014 3:24:55 AM]
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Quote# 100664

"The modern atheist mind wants to use modern their definition of rape as an absolute, such that a woman both before and after marriage is an autonomous being who has rights to resist any man including the man she married, and if he insists on sex, then that is rape and the male is legally guilty of a crime. One atheist University student we discussed this with was shocked to find such a definition did not exist even 20 years ago. Before that in most a western cultures, a married woman could not be raped by her husband since they were one flesh – a very biblical concept. Since the Biblical concept of love makes love not a feeling, but a choice which benefits another, then the Godly man has already figured out if she has a headache coming on, and such compassion means that she never needs to use sex as a weapon, or a legal threat, because a Godly woman is wise enough to never deny her husband to the point where she is forcing him to go elsewhere. "

John Mackay, Ask John Mackay "The Creation Guy" 54 Comments [4/23/2014 3:08:30 AM]
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Quote# 100663

This kind of attitude leaves us vulnerable to Big Brother. Just because what I'm doing is considered okay by Big Brother NOW does not mean that it will always be this way. As a Christian I am deeply concerned about the erosion of religious liberty in the U.S. over recent years, and am not hopeful for the future. I pray that I will never see Christianity outlawed during my lifetime, but it wouldn't surprise me if that happened eventually.

Crimson Wife, The Well-Trained Mind 35 Comments [4/23/2014 3:07:43 AM]
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Quote# 100659

actually I don’t hate anyone ,what I do hate is muslims of any description coming here telling us how to live our lives or calling us infidels whatever , I despise jews full stop ,the muslim jews are responsible for the massive amount of radical muslims coming to oz with this bill shit sharia will rule Australia ,when clearly this will never happen ,what is wrong with these people , they get a new shot at life then they want to rule us ,your kidding . the truth is coming my friend people are waking up left right and centre , we will I believe kick out all the criminal jews for the 127th time world wide and that’s that , .what sort of people stone their own daughters to death for meeting a Christian boy how dare they be so subhuman it’s just not on >

Bob McDonald, theantibogan.wordpress.com 37 Comments [4/23/2014 3:03:40 AM]
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Quote# 100658

Phyllis Schlafly, perhaps the original anti-feminist of the second wave era, recently argued that the (mythical) “pay gap” would promote marriage if it actually existed, citing women’s hypergamous instincts[.]


We could hold her opposition to the ERA against her, but let’s be realistic: it never would have been used to level the playing field. Instead, it would have been used as a cudgel against the “patriarchy,” resulting in interminable lawsuits and an even more powerful feminist legal regime than we have today (if such is possible). Because men and women are not equal, no human law can make them so; it can only make life worse for most of us.

More legislation purporting to equalize men and women will have the same effect this legislation always has had: it will grow and enrich legal professionals and bureaucracies and introduce more expense and complexity into the lives of the common people. Schlafly is right to oppose it, and it’s good to see she’s taking some cues from the manosphere as well.

W. F. Price, The Spearhead 15 Comments [4/23/2014 3:03:25 AM]
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Quote# 100656


From sea to shitty sea.

We have said this for decades…but who is listening???

The corporation (CUNTry) of CANADA – inclusive of its “SHITizens” – is only getting worse and worse.


Feminists, manginas, maggots, faggots and their assorted filthy enablers are taking over and don’t want to stop, despite all warnings and judgments to the contrary. The Canada’s Shame Flag is indicative of the fruit of FEMINISM, WITCHCRAFT and REBELLION. Shit-Souls possessed by these Function Demons love death.

The reason we have chosen – at present – to make this the first Post you see/read on the front page of our site is to expose the vagocracy, the Feminist Fiefdom, the wicked world of witchcraft that Canada is. Let’s not leave out the HAVEN-FOR-HATEFUL-HOMOS that Communist Canada also is.

Lawful Warrior, Trust Christ or Go To Hell! 59 Comments [4/22/2014 3:18:24 AM]
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Quote# 100655


Be aware that prolonged exposure to this site may cause the following reactions in your soul/mind/body:
•NAUSEA/VOMITING – this would be the result of DEMONS in your soul/body being dislodged/leaving you as Truth enters in, meaning that you are accepting the Truth rather than the LIES/LYING SPIRITS that you currently have infesting and corrupting your mind/soul/body. Conversely, if you are righteous, you might just want to puke – as Jesus will spue out the lukewarm pukes from His mouth – because of all the Satanic shit that oppresses this world (especially the righteous souls left in it)…cuz it just makes ya wanna PUKE!! (Most of us have accepted and believed LIES for far too long…)
•ANGER – depending on which way you respond to this Truth Zone, you will definitely display anger, however, there are two types of anger. If you are a PROUD, STUBBORN, REBELLIOUS Shit Soul, you will give in to DEMONIC ANGER and act accordingly. Don’t think that your demons will just manifest and not want more to join them: your REBELLION will open spiritual doors to invite even more to infest your soul and pollute the world. On the other hand, if you are a righteous soul, you will display Righteous Anger, the type that Jesus and His Servants displayed/display. Amen.
•HATRED – like anger, hatred comes in two forms: DEMONIC HATE (an actual Function Demon) and HOLY HATE. Again, if you are a Shit-Soul and willingly-infested with devils, your demon(s) of HATE will rise to the surface and manifest. However, if you are a True Bible Christian, this site will invoke and provoke you to HOLY HATRED: hating the evil as God commands. Amen. (Hate the evil and love the good, and establish judgment in the gate, saith the prophet Amos.)
•DISCOMFORT – if you are “uncomfortable” whilst reading this site – GOOD! That is exactly what we aim to do: dislodge you from your Communist Comfort Zone which is antiChrist and full of shit ab initio! This feeling is obviously the weakest of reactions you should experience if you endure our Truth Zone. If you are a True Bible Christian, we pray that you are urged to action as opposed to inaction: we pray that you take the Battle to the gates and become the VINDICATOR OF YAH that you are called to be oh Man of God! (For women that love God’s Law, seek for ways to be an HELP to Men of God, for that is your purpose.)
•EXHORTATION – obviously this reaction will only occur in a soul that is on FIRE for God (or that once was and needs rekindling!).
•SCORNING, SCOFFING & MOCKING – only FOOLS will do this.
•CURSING – if you are righteous, you will curse Satan & his wicked Shit-Souls. If you are a Shit-Soul, you will curse God and His People…and we will break them & return your filthy curses back upon your all-too-deserving heads!
•CONFUSION & COGNITIVE DISSONANCE – while the ultimate aim of any Truth Zone is to provide Light and the Way Out of the Matrix, if you are currently under a strong delusion (because of your refusal to accept the Truth – who is Christ Jesus of Nazareth) or similar swamp in your mind/soul you will experience CONFUSION/COGNITIVE DISSONANCE. You will start to question all that you have been taught and programmed by the Powers That Be (parents, teachers, “authority figures”, politicians, media “talking heads”, etc.) You will begin to wonder: “Can this be true? How can one site contain so much Truth and the world I have been born into contain so much DECEIT, LYING & SHIT???!!! Just who should I trust now to tell me the Truth??”
•FALSE ACCUSATIONS - may spontaneously erupt from your Shit Soul as you seek to justify yourself and your worldlings. The more you FALSELY ACCUSE us (and similar righteous souls), the worse your Hell shall be. Amen.
•PRIDE – Satan was lifted up in PRIDE. PRIDE goes before DESTRUCTION, but humility goes before honour. Your choice.
•SATANIC DESIRE TO BE SATAN’S ADVOCATE – we have seen this all too often. When Truth is presented in a bold and ‘in-your-face’ Way, most souls show their true colours, defending and promoting Satanic Shit from the Pit.
•THREATENING VIOLENCE & ATTEMPTING TO INTIMIDATE – obviously Shit Souls who refuse to repent from their wicked works and devils will try to stop those that shed Light on them and their intentions. God damn such souls. Amen.
•RETALIATION – this is actually a Function Demon and if you give in to it you will open a massive door to invite even more devils of Hell to further possess you.
•PROVOKING TO LOVE & GOOD WORKS – Christians are commanded to do this. Positively provoking one another to LOVE & GOOD WORKS. If you are a True Christian you will be thusly provoked. (I know, these days the word ‘provoke’ is normally used in the pejorative context. Let’s turn the tables and use it righteously for once, eh?:)
•WORLDLY VS. GODLY SORROW – If you are a worldling (not born again by the Spirit of God) you may experience some worldly sorrow…but that only works DEATH. If you a sincere child of God (or a soul that desires to be one) you may experience some godly sorrow for your own sins; this type of sorrow “worketh repentance unto salvation not to be repented of”! May you experience Godly Sorrow. (Remember that Jesus Himself was called a Man of Sorrows.)

For godly sorrow worketh repentance to salvation not to be repented of: but the sorrow of the world worketh death. 2Corinthians 7:10
•INTENSE LOVE COUPLED WITH STRONG CRYING - if you have a humble, decent heart, you will receive and ultimately share the Love of God and help heal the brokenhearted as our Lord commands. (Jesus wept. Shortest verse in the Holy Bible. Jesus was/is God in the flesh and fully Man/Son of Man/Son of God. Don’t let others hinder you – like Satan does – from crying unto the Lord. Amen.) May God lead us to – and bring – His needy children to wholeness in Him. HalleluYah!

VINDICATOR OF YAH , Trust Christ or Go To Hell 52 Comments [4/22/2014 3:18:09 AM]
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Quote# 100652

PM David Cameron is right to refute the Al Campbell 'we do not do God' vote buying arrogance of totalitarian smug smearing neo-Left selfies who strut in not being accountable, and control by smear and innuendo BBC style as they milk taxpayers and others.

There is right and wrong. Not everything is relative to what someone claims to sincerely believe that suits themselves. People are sick of the Dawkins style self asserting self seeking bland smear assertions pretending to be argument about sky fairies from a stance of moral equivalence and dumb relativist opinion as if proof. Physics shows Dawkins' claims are primitive Dan Brown style novelistic rubbish.

The truth is no one knows how the universe or humans began. The true probability of a protein being formed by random chance is so close to nil as to be unseeable. The chance of life creation and evolution as random is like a tornado going through a scrap yard and producing a Massserati. Nil.

So there is a deity as the the world's leading and most notorious atheist Anthony Flew wrote 'There is a God'. After he changed his mind, the shrill self assuring atheistic relativists could only comment 'he was old'! Similar dumb socialistic atheists supported the USSR, and failed completely to notice it collapsed with tragic loss of life and social chaos. Has atheism every had anything except a disaster?

'The line separating good and evil passes not through states, nor between classes, nor between political parties either, but through every human heart'. Solzhenitzyn wrote after being an atheistic communist Red Army officer and converting to be a Christian.

The pathetic glib claims that wrongs happen and were done by people calling themselves christian, therefore Christians are bad, is like claiming bad actions by lawyers mean the law and lawyers are bad! There is bad, evil exists and people are created free to choose to do it, or struggle against it. Christianity is for each individual heart. Man made institutions, churches and organisations are fallible human efforts. They fail sometimes and face man made law. Individuals are accountable to God, and through Jesus can seek some redemption.

responsible, Daily Telegraph comments 24 Comments [4/22/2014 3:05:42 AM]
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Quote# 100649

JEWS FEAR CHRISTIANITY more than any other thing. Here's Why:

1) Christianity tells Jews that their leaders committed Deicide against Jesus Christ. (Jews always blame others for their crimes.)

2) Christianity tells Jews that they must repent of their sins. (Jews consider "repentance" repulsive.)

3) Christianity tells Jews that all men can become "one in Christ." (Jews wish to be an elite group.)

4) Christianity tells Jews that they must value Spiritual things above wordly things. (Jews are crass materialists.)

5) Christianity tells Jews that they are not to be trusted in spheres of influence because of their hatred of Jesus Christ. (Jews quake and tremble before such a reproof!)


A CHRISTIAN NATION would make the Jews second-class citizens.

This is something that the Jews fear. Jews want to be on top of the ladder and be the leaders.

But this is a bad idea. Why? Because Jews hate Jesus Christ and who wants Christ-haters telling us what to do?

Jesus Christ was so beautiful. He taught us wonderful things like "love your enemies and do good to those who hate you." But the Jews don't like this teaching. Jews see all men as their enemies and wish to bomb them into annihilation.

Do we really want these Christ-hating Jews to lead us? Or do we wish to put the fear of God into the Jews' minds and hearts by telling them:

"Hey Jews. We are Christians. You are haters of Jesus Christ. And you MUST repent! (And oh! - how the Jews will quake and tremble!)

Brother Nathanael Kapner, Real Jew News 30 Comments [4/22/2014 3:04:56 AM]
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Quote# 100646

Whether one looks at the impossibly vague Tao and the deedless wu-wei of Taoism, or at the naïve altruism and formalistic categorical imperative of Confucianism, or at the escapism and ethical simple-mindedness of much of Buddhist thought (the Eightfold Path, for example, has a compelling force roughly equivalent to that of the Boy Scout Law), one is not surprised at the inability of these viewpoints to present any meaningful case for human rights or against a leadership that would slaughter unarmed student protesters.

John Warwick Montgomery, A Critique of Chinese Religious Options 23 Comments [4/22/2014 3:03:59 AM]
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Quote# 100643

Dana’s actually in pretty big trouble, having been charged on five felony counts. This isn’t your run of the mill accusation that so many of us divorced men have had to deal with, but real, criminal charges. The feminist activism, castration, LGBT awareness work, interfering with India’s culture — all for naught.

A woman’s privilege is her birthright, and a man can’t earn it no matter how hard he tries.

W. F. Price, The Spearhead 12 Comments [4/22/2014 3:02:42 AM]
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Quote# 100640


I went to Planned Parenthood a week ago and spoke to a young girl named Shannon. She had just found out she was pregnant a week and a half prior to coming in. I talked to her about how the father would have felt about the abortion she planned to have, whether her parents were supportive, and why she felt like abortion was the best option. She said she was an honor student and had big plans for her future. She had already picked out what college she would be attending this fall. I shared my story with her as well, and explained to her how similar our circumstances were. She even got to feel my daughter kick and said it was a wonderful experience. After talking to her for about an hour and a half, she agreed to go home and think about her decision harder and talk to her family and the father.

This morning she texted me and said she decided to eliminate abortion as an option. It was one of the best feelings in the world to get that news. She's now leaning toward adoption but she's doing what she can to see if she can keep her child. This is one of the reasons I am proud to be prolife. Not everyone has their hearts set on abortion; they just feel trapped and no one has explained to them the actual process of abortion. No one told her about the adverse effects of abortion. No one told her about how her baby already had a beating heart. This is why I am prolife; because prochoice people aren't going to tell you the reality of abortion. Someone has to give these young women the facts of what they are doing.

voices-for-the-helpless, Fight For Life 37 Comments [4/22/2014 2:59:36 AM]
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Quote# 100638

Ken Ham of Answers-In-Genesis (which rakes in about $20,000,000 each year) is now undertaking a much bigger cash cow project in Kentucky, aka, a Noah's Ark Theme Park (priced at $73,000,000 to construct). The plan is to built a life-size replica of the ark. The project is being privately funded and is for the intended purpose of PROFIT!!!

To me, it is incredibly ironic in these End Times of the Last Days that a life-size ark is being built amidst one of the most wicked cultures in human history. What irony! Genesis 6:5, “And GOD saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth, and that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually.” The world has always been a wicked place (1st John 5:19), but technology is allowing mankind to go into the depths of Satan, resurrecting the days of Noah!

Hollywood megastar celebrity, Charlie Sheen, stars in one of the most sexually-perverted shows ever to crawl on screen titled, “Anger Management.” “Anger Management” broke a ratings record with 5.74 million viewers on its series debut night, which ranks as the most-watched sitcom premiere in cable history. The shameful sitcom is morally filthy, a continuous flesh pot of dirty-mindedness, sleaze, sexually suggestive talk and lasciviousness. In real life, Sheen has publicly boasted of fornicating with over 5,000 women! No one should ever brag about committing sin, but it shows why the Anger Management sitcom is so lewd, filthy and ungodly, that is, Charlie Sheen DOESN'T fear God. Psalms 36:1, “The transgression of the wicked saith within my heart, that there is no fear of God before his eyes.” If men don't fear God today, THEY WILL THE SECOND THAT THEY PASS INTO ETERNITY AT PHYSICAL DEATH. If you don't fear God now, you will, YOU WILL!

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Precious 46 Comments [4/21/2014 3:18:53 AM]
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Quote# 100637

The Democrat Hillary Clinton majorly flinches when a woman threw a shoe at her. The Republican George W. Bush didn't flinch when a shoe was thrown at him! Hillary is not fit to be in the Oval Office in 2017!

Conservative, Conservapedia 45 Comments [4/21/2014 3:18:34 AM]
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Quote# 100636

[The "Editor's Note" is in the original, as are all the italics and such]

Editor's Note: If you are unfamiliar with the terminology, "egalitarian" refers to people who reject the idea that husbands are to lead and wives are to submit. They also affirm female pastors.

I have yet to meet a (staunch) egalitarian who cares in the slightest what Scripture actually says. (there are a few egalitarians who simply need to be informed, but they aren't staunch about it).

What I have encountered is a lot of egalitarians who care deeply what Scripture is supposed to say.

Specifically, Scripture is supposed to say (and mean) exactly what Feminism teaches. How else will they maintain their precious cultural respectability? Not surprisingly, egalitarians are (frequently) the same folks who have suddenly discovered that Paul wasn't talking about loving, caring homosexual relationships in Romans 1, and just in time. It was about temple prostitutes, you see. When Paul said that God gave them up to "dishonorable passions," and they in turn "gave up natural relations," that was just rhetorical flair. Sometimes the Holy Spirit gets carried away.

Do all egalitarians embrace the abomination of homosexuality? Of course not. By the grace of God, some of them are inconsistent.

But the underlying way of reading Scripture is the same. If you embrace the trajectory of liberating oppressed groups, then there are all sorts of arguments for both homosexuals and women fitting that criteria. The real story is that the apostles were trying to move us to a place where men and women, homosexuals and heterosexuals can all live in acceptance and tolerance. Perhaps there could be some Kum by Ya in there somewhere.

And, as we've already discussed, the fact that Scripture says the opposite (I Timothy 2 & 3, I Peter 3, Eph 5, etc.) isn't a problem for these folks because, again, there don't seem to be any staunch egalitarians who care what Scripture actually says. They only care what Scripture is supposed to say. But who knows? Maybe they're out there. Maybe there are staunch egalitarians who care what Scripture actually says. Maybe they're at 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.

Let me know if you find one.

Tim Dukeman, Deeper than Sound-Bites 21 Comments [4/21/2014 3:18:11 AM]
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Quote# 100635

"Pope Francis has a warning for Italy's mobsters: They will go to hell if they don't repent and renounce their "blood-stained money and blood-stained power."

But the Pope himself is headed for the same destination. He does not live by the faith that was delivered to us, i.e. the unadulterated Gospel. If Pope Francis were to die at this moment, he would be destined for hell, for his condemnation is already upon him. (John 3:18)

Therefore this verse comes to mind,

"Let them alone; they are blind guides. And if the blind lead the blind, both will fall into a pit.” (Matthew 15:14)

elizabeth prata, the end times 19 Comments [4/21/2014 3:17:58 AM]
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Quote# 100628

Sad enough I just had a Catholic Priest tell me God created the homosexuals and it is innate. Meaning God created sin and the Bible is not truth about the condition of homosexuality being a condition of the depraved mind and desire left unchecked. What is the world coming to. When confronted over if God can commit sin, create sin, if God lied, or if the priest was wrong all I got was that the priest was glad the WORLD had decided the issue and I was wrong. All I can say is the issue was decided by the world in Sodom also and we see how popularity of sin effects God's judgment.

Scott Denard, One News Now 24 Comments [4/21/2014 3:15:34 AM]
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Quote# 100627


Before the Civil Rights era, a popular form of entertainment (among white audiences) was the minstrel show, where white actors would paint their faces (blackface) and act outrageous to perpetuate racial stereotypes and hatred. Today that sad legacy lives on in the form of "comedians" like Stephen Colbert who practice "conservativeface." On his TV show, Colbert pretends to be a conservative and says outrageous things to make conservatives look bad. I find this behavior reprehensible. I find it despicable that anyone who pretend to espouse conservative views just to make conservatives look bad. It's perpetuating intolerance for differing opinions.

I'm hoping to start an online petition to get CBS to change their minds about Colbert. Does anyone here have experience with online petition sites? I know about Petition Online and The Petition Site. Which is better? Are there any superior alternatives to these two?

GoemonFan471986, Gamefaqs 31 Comments [4/21/2014 3:14:53 AM]
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Quote# 100626

[other poster asked: Do you ONLY be "good" because God says so? You don't murder or anything because God says so but you would totally do it without the Bible telling you not to?]

Yep, we as a human race are just pure evil. That is just the way we were born. Without God's saving grace we would be completely lost. It is only because God is absolutely good that I even have a chance to be so. Otherwise, yes, I would choose evil.

seekinghim45, The Well-Trained Mind 40 Comments [4/21/2014 3:12:58 AM]
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Quote# 100625

Okay I have some more important facts here to prove atheists wrong:
Dark Matter and Dark energy are impossible to detect and scientists believe in it so science believes something it can't prove.
Science is extremely dogmatic.
And that they're evil:
Stalin was an atheist.
Most all atheists support baby killing.
Atheists are never moral because they do not believe in God
Thank you and God Bless. Please put your faith in God not science.

Account Suspended , Yahoo Answers 56 Comments [4/20/2014 4:20:35 AM]
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Quote# 100619

When you come down to things like axe murder or homosexuality and you say, ‘we’re really going to promote it and we’re going to encourage everybody in America to engage in this or at least support this thing,’ there will be people on the other side who will take an adamantly opposed position to your support of axe murdering or homosexuality. They will be intolerant, they will be very intolerant of that which is evil, like axe murdering. Didn’t God define love? See the problem with this ‘love’ thing is you can define it anyway you want. Homosexuals love their friends and cannibals love their victims, they taste good.

Kevin Swanson, Right Wing Watch 32 Comments [4/20/2014 4:18:50 AM]
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Quote# 100618

The Home Secretary Theresa May is being urged to step in to prevent a Nigerian “witch hunter” returning to the UK after she flew in to preach to congregations in London.

“Lady Apostle” Helen Ukpabio, founder of the controversial Liberty Foundation Gospel Ministries, is believed to still be in the capital after addressing three gatherings last week.

The born-again Christian Pentecostal preacher claims to have been betrothed to Satan as a teenager before being rescued from a cult at the age of 17. She now specialises in liberating captives in “deliverance sessions” that critics claim are little more than crude exorcisms.

Among her advice to parents is the suggestion: “If a child under the age of two screams in the night, cries and is always feverish with deteriorating health, he or she is a servant of Satan.”

Campaigners say such beliefs, prevalent in some parts of the developing world, can put children’s safety at risk. They have written to Ms May to urge that the pastor be banned from the UK after the current tour.

Helen Ukpabio, The Independent 21 Comments [4/20/2014 4:18:43 AM]
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Quote# 100613

When white supremacy tried to make a mark in American history it was viciously attacked quickly put down by the people of our nation . But Gay Supremacy is becoming a monster that carries greater evils than white supremacy ever did. White Supremacy was focused on how a group of people felt about another group of people. They created various barriers for those they hated and their views about their superiority to others provided the frame work for the citizens of this nation to search their hearts and understand that God has created every person in His image. However Gay Supremacy's hate reaches much farther than a specific group of people. Their is no common ground that can be reached. Their is no searching of the heart or consideration of God's principles. Their hate is generated only by self centeredness and hate for anyone who disagrees with them.

Any person who disagrees with their evil beliefs will be viciously attacked and destroyed. I could disagree with the beliefs of white supremacist and still hold to Biblical views about life, marriage and sexuality. Many people in America fought against their own kind in order to rid us of this hateful group but Gay supremacist have bullied every sector of our nation and now sit as the giant bully against all Americans who disagree with their radical agenda. Christians are not bigots because we don't embrace immoral lifestyles. Currently gay supremacist point their anguish at Christians but anyone who stand opposed to the Gay supremacist is game for utter annihilation.

Our state government must now take the lead in protecting the religious freedoms and right of expression of the citizens of their state from this new enemy the Gay Supremacist.

Mary Baker, Tea Party Nation 28 Comments [4/20/2014 4:11:35 AM]
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Quote# 100612

Pastor John Hagee is warning members of his megachurch to prepare for the end of the world because a "blood moon" eclipse on Tuesday is signaling that the End Times could be beginning.


"I believe that the heavens are God's billboard, that he has been sending signals to planet Earth," he explained. "God is literally screaming at the world, 'I'm coming soon.'"

Hagee predicted that the four eclipses were signaling a "world-shaking event that will happen between April 2014 and October 2015."

"God sends plant Earth a signal that something big is about to happen! He's controlling the Sun and the moon right now to send our generation a signal, but the question is, are we getting it?"

Pastor John Hagee, Crooks and Liars 51 Comments [4/20/2014 4:11:18 AM]
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