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Quote# 107450

[ApologetiX are a Christian parody band. These are the lyrics to one of their songs, a parody of the Dire Straits song "Money or Nothing]

"Monkeys For Uncles"

I want my missing links ...

"Now look at them Dodos" – that's the way they view us
They claim that Christians are a dead species
Then they worship – macroevolution
Monkeys for uncles in your history
Now, that ain’t workin' – after we refute it
Then they tell you – that the Bible’s dumb
Maybe then your sister was a ring-tailed lemur
Maybe then a lizard was your mum
They've got to insult us to sway others
Because they're missin' the missin' links
They've got to lose the Originator
They've got to prove these other theories

That little maggot with the earwig and the stinkbug
They're buggies, but listen here
That little maggot could become an X-man
That little maggot needs a billion years
They've got to insult us to sway others
Because they’re missin’ the missin’ links
They've got to use their imaginations
They've got to prove these other theories

Sure they mean well ...

They've got to insult us to sway others
Because they’re missin' the missin' links
Get God removed from the situation
They've got to prove these other theories

They should've learned they're playin' with fire
They could get burned, but they get numb
Look at that drama they got from trickin' us with Java Man
Ain't that guy handsome?
And what's up there? What's that?
Why's that annoy us?
There ain't no right and wrong -- we're like the chimpanzees
Oh, that ain't workin' -- macroevolution
Monkeys for uncles in your history

Oh, that ain’t workin' – that’s the way I view it
I beg to differ on your empty theory
That ain’t workin' – that’s no way to prove it
Get your monkeys for uncles in your history
Monkeys for uncles – history
Monkeys for uncles – missing links

I want my, I want my, I want my missing links
I want my, I want my, I want my missing links
Romans 1:21
For although they knew God, they neither glorified him as God nor gave thanks to him, but their thinking became futile and their foolish hearts were darkened.

ApologetiX, ApologetiX 2 Comments [3/29/2015 11:57:34 AM]
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Quote# 107446

When God gives someone over to sin, He is not putting the fire out. He is stoking the coals. The destruction of the wicked, unregenerate, unrepentant sinner glorifies Him ("makes him look good") as much as the salvation of the believer

Poncho, Justin Valcula 2 Comments [3/29/2015 11:54:40 AM]
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Submitted By: Tony
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Quote# 107445

The problem with the FSM, Leprechaun, and Odin questions is that they all start with an incorrect premise. They equate these imaginary and fictional characters to a real historical being. This is a mistake in logic and reason. This is why atheists often find themselves running in circles trying to figure out why their ‘argument’ is silly.

The reality of God is already established as a matter of the historical record. To believe God isn’t real, requires them to disprove the already established facts about God…which all of them admit they can’t do.

Because they can’t do it, their entire belief that God isn’t real – even though God has already been established as real – is based on blind faith…a belief (opinion) but not facts and evidence.

This is why it takes great faith to be an atheist.

Richard, Christian News 8 Comments [3/29/2015 11:01:23 AM]
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Quote# 107440

[To give some context my father in-law is a true piece of shit. He cheated on his first wife and his second wife, multiple times. Never paid child support. His first set of kids from his first marriage (of which my wife is the oldest) hates him.

But he loves Jesus, also thats how the email was sent. No paragraphs, no formatting, and lots of bad grammar.]

Nicole, There are a lot of things that you should know about what is going on. 2500 armored vehicles ordered by homeland security. Use of drones here. The 6500 Moslems in the military. The moslems in his administration. I still don't understand how you can call what lesbians and gay men do as love. Its just a hurt on hurt codependent relationship that has 60% more disease than heterosexuals, and they live 20 yrs. less. So how does that make it good for homo's. Telling the truth, is not hate. Everyone is trying to redefine definitions so they can support there own position. They are trying to make truth relative to support whatever position they want to take. Its obvious by the design of men and women, what God meant. Its also obvious by the consequences, just like with any other sin, what God meant. But most dangerous of all, there is no conscience more seared and dead, than that of a homosexual. They can perform well to look normal, but it is all an act. They want you to think they are equal or better than hetero's, and by God, without the responsibility of kids and a wife, they can look better in some regards. But how gross is it for a child to have homo parents, daddy and daddy, mommy and mommy. How can you not see this. Its gross, nasty, vile. How can you call that love. Anyway, not a putdown, just an alert. Your are swimming in very dangerous waters with sharks. You have know idea what Barak and his supporters are up to, and that boggles my mind. Its something far beyond socialism. But even if it were only socialism, given the impoverished and tyrannical nature of all socialist governments, all of them, how can you possibly support that. All those idiots have to do is mention the abuses of the wealthy, which pale in comparison to the abuses on a population under socialism, and you run to there support. How did the professors at ASU make you so blind. Capitalism has nothing to do with the greed or money, but the model and structure within which one discovers there passion, how God made us to be and what he made us to do, and then having a way to use it to achieve the highest and best possible life and happiness, at least here on this globe. That is not even remotely possible under any other form of government. Its me being a landscaper, you working at a capitalist paving company, Clarissa doing her hair thing. Capitalism is capitalizing on opportunity. It only exist like that here. How in the world can you want that to die. It took Jesus Christ, and thousands of years of oppression to birth it, and now you want to kill it because of a few reject professors, and probably a few friends who drink the same kool aid. And as far as Mike thinking that the whole Bible is a metaphor, the miracles and all, I bet he would like to have one of those miracles about now, say? I mean when you say you pray, do you pray to the God and Jesus one and only of the Bible, or the great cosmos, the great spirit. Some enigmatic unknowable God made up by the deceived and perverted minds of men to promote their own evil desires over the blind masses. Barak Obama has almost succeeded in destroying the only thing left before he declares himself to be Moslem, and that is our government itself. He promotes such ridiculous laws that conservatives and Christians could obviously never vote for, and then pounds it home that they don't support him, that he tried to work with them, and that Congress is acting along party lines, rather than working for the good of the country. He wants to make them look so ineffective, that the people, of which you are one of his minions, will give him complete power and control to fix everything. At that time, he will round up all the Christians, because they are as extreme as the Islamics according to him, put them in concentration camps that he is already making, complete with thousand and thousands of plastic coffins, and give everyone else a chip to put in the arm, which you will gladly wear yourself, and be proud that he finally fixed everything, just like Hitler, Stalin, Lenin, Mao and the others did. How can you not see what he is really up to. We need to have a talk about this and stop acting like everything is OK. I love you and Clarissa to death, but you are in love with the "John the Baptist" of the antichrist, or the antichrist himself. I can not rap my mind around that, and I can not ignore it any longer. Just like with all ravenous unrestrained sinners, the more power Barak gets, the more he bypasses Congress and sees he can get away with it, the more he wants. Its the law of diminishing returns, just like with drug addicts, sexaholics who have to continually do more and more perverse things to get the same high, money holics who will do anything to anyone to get it, its the same thing. How does this escape someone who is as smart as you are, and knowing what you know about God and the Bible. You must come to terms with this before it is too late. Football, work, life, love, all great, but there is a 900 pd guerilla in the room. Lets talk about him. I love you sweety, way too much to remain silent and hope you will figure this all out for yourself. I would be the worst dad if I did not address this, the worst. There is only one path way to heaven, not because I am blind and God is mean, but men are blind, and there is only one God, who sent his only Son. Other Gods are just made up in the minds of men. Only one God has intervened, and shown himself to man. Only one God who made earth, talks to his creation, helps his creation, loves his creation, and has sought to redeem us from our own acts. All other religions tell you just go out and do good things. But this does not change your heart, only Jesus can change the heart so that our good becomes the automatic extension of our relationship with him. We don't have to spend hours chanting, or clanging on gongs, or talking to dead relatives. We don't have to do good to cover our evil. Jesus covers our evil so we can be and do good. Lets come to agreement on these things over time, and in the power of Gods love. There is no freedom outside of Christ, and the entire history of man, and the history of this country prove that beyond argument. I love you love you, and this is why I send this. I pray that mikes fistula just disappears, and that he sees the power and glory of God. He needs to know God. I did not say he wasn't nice and wonderful, he is. I just want him to know God and the fullness of his love. Talk to you soon, Dad

whalenapp's dad, /r/atheism/ 8 Comments [3/29/2015 10:25:34 AM]
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Quote# 107439

There is something that tragically connects homosexuals to blacks, but in this analogy, homosexuality is not akin to race. Rather, homosexuals correspond to racists.

Like slave-owners who bought and sold human beings like commodities, separating mothers and fathers from their children and robbing children of their birthrights, homosexuals commodify human beings by buying genetic material, intentionally separating children from their mothers or fathers thereby denying children their birthrights.

Laurie Higgins, Illinois Family Institute 7 Comments [3/29/2015 10:23:53 AM]
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Submitted By: Elie
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Quote# 107437

Could fashion magazines be the cause of atheism?
in the bible it says God made man in his own image. When atheists look in the mirror and see what they look like maybe they don't think much of God at all. Also when they get to see people in magazines they must think even less of themselves so they end up thinking even less of God. At school a lot of the atheists are feminists and they are always complaining and one of the things i heard them say was fashion magazines were bad for their self esteem. In the old days there weren't magazines so people didn't know they were not very pretty and maybe that could explain why atheism is increasing.

anonymous, Y! answers 7 Comments [3/29/2015 10:23:16 AM]
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Quote# 107424

“That surgeon saved my life by operating when he did.” It is never acceptable to credit mere mortals with things that only God can do. Before we say anything to the human instruments that God chose to work through, we need to be thanking Him first. And at no time is it ever alright for us to say some human saved our life or that some drug cured us. It is always GOD working through the human or GOD working through the drug. He is the only Source of healing power and wisdom. When we go around promoting pills or people as sure cures to others without even bothering to mention God, He is highly offended.

Anna Diehl, The Pursuit of God 25 Comments [3/29/2015 6:28:48 AM]
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Quote# 107422

DE=Dark Enlightenment

--And apparently whites who care about the future of their race are likely to be losers: “I strongly suspect that active participation in white nationalist circles is a cover for feelings of personal inferiority.”--

That's the same kind of complaint that feminists level against the manosphere, that it's merely the province of loser men who can't get a woman.

I think the manosphere has some redeeming qualities, but this is what I fear about it, its propensity to want to go all rainbow and multiracial. I also don't understand this great desire to include the manosphere as an important component of the DE. Sure, some manosphere concerns are some quality DE side issues, but the manosphere should not be a core focus of the DE.

Question Diversity, American Renaissance 7 Comments [3/29/2015 6:28:34 AM]
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Quote# 107420

[In response to an article about California trying to suppress a ballot measure that would punish homosexuality with execution.]

Everyone in America seems to live for the pleasures of life and the lurking irreverence of: promiscuity and debate; plus much worse things that are coming out of every corner of this land. They are vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart is becoming darkened. 1% of our population has given themselves over to vile affections, while men burn in lustful effeminate behavior one toward another.……. In most people’s thinking in today’s society, we don’t care what people do behind closed door; but these people want their depravity justified in our country; while the other 99% of us are raising our children to live right. I have always held the Supreme Court in high regard, hoping that they are better then we are and they would never intentionally trample the convictions of our Founding Fathers: the Constitution and the Bill of Rights. If they have become just like the vulgar masses, then let them do it in public for all to see and let them be rewarded openly for another nail in the sarcophagus of the American Dream. I cannot believe the American people will long tolerate this intolerant agenda; unless the end-time is truly near, then we will all know the truth soon enough. Such is the life of the alone man; that is journeying through an enemy’s land. I rather imagine it must have been how Noah felt… Dale, Kentucky…

Dale, Yahoo! News 27 Comments [3/28/2015 11:44:49 AM]
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Submitted By: TheReasonator
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Quote# 107418

[On assertion that Michelangelo was gay]

Homosexuals are to corrupt in mind, soul and body to be of any good to society let alone be like Michelangelo. *** can only make claims and pervert others to believing in their fecal sexuality! There is no way a homosexual would paint any painting with God or Christ in it because they HATE God/Christ and they are BIGOTED towards Christianity. Not only does homosexuality corrupt one's mind, body and soul through copious amounts of fecal compression, but homosexuality has proven to be a willful mental disorder that is a biological dead end in the reproduction of the human species.

HardCorePress, WND 28 Comments [3/28/2015 11:44:38 AM]
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Quote# 107416

Angels Will Destroy Tower of Babel (CERN) Again Confounding Man's Language(DNA+Seed Vault)

ISIS=Reappearance of Ancient Egyptian Deity=DAYS OF NOAH

(Look for Nimrod, Look for Seth, The Capstone Lurketh, Archaeologists are Being Disappeared along With Microbiologists)

Driven to Entertainment Mind-Death Distraction The ZOG Hollywood Satanic Symbolism Prevails (poor third eye is weepy not sleepy)

Non-Coding Sequences of DNA/GENES= One of the Two Witnesses

You Have a Message Written Inside of You....The Vibrations (Word or LOGOS) of Cymetics into The Cadduceus of your Cells/Atoms/Adam(Word Made into Flesh)

(what the Alchemists/Pagans/Meddlers found before the Theocracy-Run Gold-Hungry (see Columbus)Jesuit Inquisition Eradicated all who rebelled during the great Witchhunt/Gnostics go into hiding Derinkuyu)

Other Witness= Bible Code {Supercomputers and Torah}
(Available as an Inevitable Bi-product of the Post Industrial Revolution Nation-Merchant State and its Fancy Widgets and Toys)

Monsant=Holy Man, Godlike Productions 43 Comments [3/28/2015 5:03:31 AM]
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Quote# 107412

Since nobody around me "gets it," I have to vent to you guys. I'm sitting at work weeping for America. A co-worker (an apostate Christian) says sarcastically, "You know how it all ends, so why are you upset?" Well, Jesus knows all and still wept for Jerusalem!

What's gotten to me today is Obama going to the UN to push Israel into a two-state solution, John Kerry pushing to lift sanctions and allow Iran to achieve a nuclear bomb, and then I come across this - a client of ours and their mission statement:

Wesley College is a United Methodist institution of higher education that seeks to be among the finest student-centered learning communities in the liberal arts tradition. Consistent with our Methodist heritage, the College affirms meaning and purpose in life through justice, compassion, inclusion and social responsibility that enhance community life and respect for the environment. Wesley College exists to liberate and empower its students with the knowledge, skills, ethical attitudes and capacity for critical thinking needed to achieve personal and professional goals and to contribute to the local and global society.

I feel like I'm living in an alternative universe. I know many of you feel my pain. Come quickly, Lord Jesus!

[emphasis original]

Patreesha, Rapture Ready 37 Comments [3/28/2015 4:11:51 AM]
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Submitted By: Wilhelm Bye
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Quote# 107411

Mormons and gays join forces to attack morality:

Kincaid told Wiles that gay rights advocates “want our kids.” He claimed that advocates are trying to make it legal for men to begin “marrying a kid, marrying his son” or to have marriages “involving five, ten, maybe 150 people running around naked having sex.”

The two also wondered if the Mormon community will begin funding pro-gay marriage efforts, with Wiles explaining that “the Mormons are saying, ‘Hotdog, these guys figured out how to do it. Joseph Smith couldn’t legalize polygamy but the homosexual rights movement has gone even farther than the Mormons ever dreamed of doing, so they’re making an alliance with them. You’re going to see Mormon money flowing into the gay rights movement in return for political support for the Mormons to change marriage laws.”

Cliff Kincaid, right wing watch 23 Comments [3/28/2015 4:11:27 AM]
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Submitted By: Mister Spak
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Quote# 107406

Now, obviously no one else was responsible for Lubritch's actions if it indeed was Omega rage at work. He alone bears the blame. But it is somewhat haunting to think about how many lives might be saved each year if the sluts of the world were just a little less picky and a little more equitable in their distribution of blowjobs.

As a 28 year-old airline pilot, Lubritch would likely have been married in a more traditionally structured society. It's not impossible that the Germanwings deaths represent more of the indirect costs of feminism.

Vox Day, Alpha Game 44 Comments [3/28/2015 4:01:09 AM]
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Quote# 107405

If theology doesn't matter to you, please quit your job. Having theological integrity goes hand in hand with being morally responsible, as Christians derive morality from scripture. There are moral absolutes and your job is to prepare kids for a lifetime of people telling them there arent. The years of junior and senior high school are incredibly important for a developing worldview. Your job is not to convert them, but to try and live out the life of Christ and hope that He brings them to himself in time.
You can also love people despite opposing a sinful lifestyle, regardless of if its open homosexuality or anything else. I was part of a GSA in high school, and had mutually beneficial dialogue. Even though I disagreed with their lifestyle choice, I still accepted them as people. At the end of the day, it is their responsibility and I did what I could.
Please dont impose your own feelings on scripture, but let scripture inform your morality. Christ was the most loving of all men, but he also made no concession for sin.


Sorry, you quoted the article that you linked so I assumed you were the author. I am very passionate about Christian leadership that is in error. Clearly not much of what I said really applies to you. Sorry for the misunderstanding.
I agree that there is a huge problem with Christians unable to love people "in sin." Parents that cut off ties with children because of lifestyle is horrific. Jesus is very likely ashamed of a lot of Christian action.
That being said, understanding that spiritual death is worse than physical death is important to grasp the Christian perspective. There is no difference between a life lived apart from Christ for 90 years or for 10 years, since both are spiritually dead for eternity. Many Christians use a corrupted view of this to alienate the living, instead of sharing the love of Christ in hopes that they will be changed by God.

TheRealCestus, /r/atheism/ 14 Comments [3/28/2015 4:00:49 AM]
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Quote# 107404

After an outrageous call to "ban Jewish students", the Durban University of Technology's Student Representative Council (SRC) has backtracked, saying it wanted students "funded by Israel banned and not all Jewish students".

The council and the Progressive Youth Alliance had on Tuesday written to the university management demanding that Jewish students be deregistered.

The SRC president Ayanda Ngidi however said that the call was to deregister only the "Zionists", or students funded by the government of Israel, and not all Jewish students.

The call was made a day after former Palestinian activist Leila Khaled visited their Durban campus.

Khaled, now in her 70s, is a lifetime member of the Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine (PFLP) and infamously remembered as an aeroplane hijacker for her daring acts many decades ago.

She is currently on a fundraising tour for the Palestinian cause and was in South Africa to support the SA version of Boycott Disinvestment Sanctions' campaign to boycott Israeli goods.

Expressing her views she said, "IS, for an example, is an American industry. [I'm] positively sure about this. Since 2003 they established it after Al Qaeda". Khaled's visit has been opposed by many Jewish organisations in SA who see her as a symbol of "violent resistance".

Meanwhile, turning down the demand of the students council, the university's vice-chancellor professor Ahmed Bawa said the call to ban Jewish students was "preposterous, unjust, unfair, unreasonable and unconstitutional".

Durban Student Representative Council, Progressive Youth Alliance and Leila Khaled, International Business Times 18 Comments [3/28/2015 3:58:58 AM]
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Submitted By: JeanP
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Quote# 107400

There seems to be a lot of talk here about not having much luck dating and forming relationships with females in the West. Well duh.

Western females are just public urinals being used by different dirtbags. The idea that it is possible to form a relationship with them is ridiculous.

Similarly, dating is a thing of the past. This is because Western females are all sluts trying to increase their slut status among other sluts.

Therefore they want to be f***ed by high status men. It follows that perceived high status men will have sluts constantly throwing themselves at them, so they won't have to date to get sex - they can just take their chosen slut home or to a convenient location to f**k right away.

Hence it follows that if you are asking for a date with a female then you are not of high status, so as far as the female is concerned you are a loser she wouldn't want to date. The slutification of females has rendered dating obsolete as a cultural construct. The only way to score Western sluts is if you get across the message that your only interest in them is to perform the most degrading sex acts you can think of on them before severing all contact and that you don't really care if they don't want to because you can easily find some other slut who will.

cornfed, Happier Abroad 34 Comments [3/28/2015 3:20:44 AM]
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Quote# 107398

I almost puked just looking at this.

ABC Family, owned by the Walt Disney Company, whose chairman and CEO is Jew Bob Iger, airs a disgusting TV show entitled “The Fosters.” The fictional family drama features an interracial lesbian couple (yuck!) raising a racially-mixed family consisting of both biological and adopted children (yuck x2!)
Monday night’s new episode featured a scene in which two 13-year-old faggot characters kissed—ostensibly the youngest-ever faggot kiss to appear on TV.

I don’t know if any of you desire to watch it, but here it is anyway (I personally didn’t watch it):

Not surprisingly, the creator of the show, Peter Paige, is a faggot.

It goes without saying that “The Fosters” represents a fitting image of modern America—degenerate, multiracial, and faggot-loving.
Only our worldview is capable of cleaning this filth up.

Eli Stenson, Daily Stormer 25 Comments [3/28/2015 3:19:17 AM]
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Submitted By: Missouri1988
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Quote# 107397

Homosexuals always represent change therapy. That is, they LIE.
Change therapy is not intended to somehow magically change a homosexual into a heterosexual.
It is intended to try to change unwanted homosexual feelings (perhaps brought on by molestation) or homosexual behavior.
Like any behavior modification therapy, it sometimes is successful and sometimes is not.
No psychological talk therapy can be proven to work, and there are hundreds of them.
It is time for homosexuals to STOP YOUR LYING about change therapy, and let anyone who wants such therapy, including minors and their parents, to get it.
Be pro-choice when it comes to talk therapy.

Michex, BarbWire 19 Comments [3/28/2015 3:13:47 AM]
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Quote# 107396

[Ted Cruz announces he is a candidate for the presidency]

Ill fight for and support the Constitution and thus Ted Cruz ....

the Constitution is what makes America exceptional and America "transforms" to become like every other tyranical/socialist backward country without it.

VisionGuy, WND 43 Comments [3/27/2015 3:37:06 AM]
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Quote# 107394

When Bob Jones University was founded in 1927, they didn't have a problem with punishing homosexuals as vile criminals. The average dumbed-down, television-junkie, American today is woefully ignorant of their Bill of Rights, the U.S. Constitution and the information I just shared with you. In view of all the liberal propaganda supporting LGBT rights nowadays, who would have thought that prior to 1962 all 50 states criminalized homosexuals and punished them as such. Bob Jones III apparently is catering to this weak-kneed generation of compromisers, spineless weasels and sellouts. I think it is a crying shame!

Also, don't forget that it was in 1963 (just a year later) that God and His Word were permanently banned from America's classrooms. It is certainly more than a coincidence that homosexuality was against the law in every state up until the Bible and prayer were removed and banned from our children's daily lives at school. Since the Bible has been removed, homosexuality has flourished since 1963 in our society, to our own demise as a functional nation. Everything's falling apart today!

So I just wanted to point out that according to Bob Jones III's statements this week, our government shouldn't have punished homosexuals in all the states, as they did prior to 1962. And as you just read, founding father Thomas Jefferson wrote a law to have homosexuals castrated (their testicles chopped off!!!), but the higher court insisted on keeping the DEATH PENALTY. Were our nation's founding father's wrong? I'm so sick of hearing Bible colleges praise the wisdom of our founding fathers, but then hypocritically abandon and disassociate themselves from them concerning the crime of homosexuality. Our founding fathers had it right!!! Our country's founding fathers enacted the death penalty for homosexuals!!!

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Precious 36 Comments [3/27/2015 3:26:16 AM]
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Quote# 107390

I know the truth about evolutionism, it's a religion. Hacking on the beliefs of others doesn't prove yours, never has, never will. I guess it's much easier to believe in an exploding dot, miraculous life out of nothing, belief that all humans came from the interbreeding of apes or whatever...

Oboehner, Christian News Network 35 Comments [3/27/2015 3:24:37 AM]
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Quote# 107389

[In the comments section to an article about Phil “Duck Dynasty” Robertson insulting atheists:]

While I strongly disagree with his example, his point is that God is the foundation of morality. You can say all you want "I don't need God to have morals", but the fact is any sense of moral right you have has its roots in God's standard of morality. Without God, there is no morality. Why is murder wrong? Because GOD has placed value on human life and declared it to be wrong. Without God, murder cannot be wrong.

Christopher J. Mills, Huffington Post comments section 34 Comments [3/27/2015 3:24:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Kuno
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Quote# 107134

The Blood Moons in 1492 ~ Was Christopher Columbus a Jew? yes and he was a Christian.

When the Catholic Church was killing everyone who would not kiss the Popes ring the Christian Jews went looking for religious freedom we can see that Christopher called himself a Christian just by his name.

His Voyage to the new world was crowned by a tetrad of four Blood Moons to let everyone in the future know that his Journey to discover what God had held secret and in reserve for his Holy People the Christians would become the worlds greatest nations, from the tip of South America, to the tip of North America.

God planted his Holy Flag Here but God still loves his chosen people yet he only gives them a very very small nation and crowns the gift with a Tetrad and in doing so he announces the return of Christ will come to that generation that establishes the nation of Israel will see his return but not to Israel but to the whole world and every Christian who waits for Christ and is proudly called by his Holy Jewish name.

A pattern begins to develop when you see a Tetrad of four Blood Moons look for a Christian Victory Jesus will return on September's Blood Moon SaintVron

SaintVron, Godlike Productions 19 Comments [3/27/2015 3:13:16 AM]
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Quote# 107117

People have been asking me what secular albums are "safe" to listen to. As a good guideline, ask yourself this... "Does the band / music you wish to listen to include any of the following themes:

Nihilism (belief in nothing) / Apathy
Escapism / Suicide
Drugs / Alcoholism
Sexual Perversion / Fornication / Pornography

Dissonant / Offensive Sound
The Occult / Satanism
Anti-God / Anti-Authority
Cult-like Organization, Terrorism

If so, you should steer well clear. The Bible, God's Word, teaches us anything that promotes or embraces any of these factors is predominantly anti-Christian, and against all that God's Word stands for. The following are just a few God-haters you should definitely avoid like the plague...

Rock Music: Straight From The Pits Of Hell!

AC/DC: song Hell's Bells, inspired "Night Stalker" serial killer, pentagrams on album art (Highway to Hell), violent cover art (If You Want Blood You Got It), guitarist admitted to being 'possessed' while on stage. Band-name AC/DC purportedly stands for Assault Christians Destroy Christians. Promote pedophilia (guitarist dresses like a school boy on stage), extremely offensive and harsh sound, produces a spirit of hatred and anger. Lead singer, Bon Scott "drank himself to death" at age 33. Avoid this band like the plague.

Aerosmith: drug and alcohol abuse, equating sex and religion on "Angel," glorifying homosexuality and cross-dressing on “Dude looks like a lady”

Agnostic Front: violent and rebellion-themed album art (Cause for Alarm)

Amen: objectionable album art (Disorderly Conduct)

Anthrax: violent album art (Fistful of Metal)

Bad Religion: objectionable band name, objectionable album art (Back to the Known)

Bauhaus: backwards Latin Satanic incantation in "Father, Son and Holy Ghost", Satanic imagery, anti-Christian lyrics

Beach Boys: Brian Wilson said they were trying to create "witchcraft music" in 1966. One band member drowned when he fell drunk off a boat

Beastie Boys: more than 90 references to drug and alcohol abuse on Licensed to Kill

Beatles: promote Communism in "Back in the USSR," sexually degenerate lyrics... "Why don't we do it in the road (1968)," rebellion, fornication, false religion (Catholicism and Eastern Mysticism). Lennon called Jesus a 'garlic eating fascist bastard.' Paul McCartney is an admitted atheist. 'Sgt. Peppers' album cover has Aleister Crowley's face on it

Billy Idol: rebellion, fake crucifixion in "Hot in the City" video, mock crosses in "White Wedding" video, has ‘Idol’ as name (Blasphemy - There shall be NO Idols before God)

Birthday Party: likened Jesus to "bad seed", indecipherable lyrics about "post-crucifixion baby"

Black Flag: violent and suicide-themed album art (Family Man)

Black Market Baby: objectionable band name and album art (Senseless Offerings)

Black Sabbath: number of the beast, crucifixion imagery, objectionable album art (Born Again, Sabbath Bloody Sabbath)

Blink 182: rebellion, tattoos, perverted lyrics about sexually abusing animals (F*ck a dog)

Blaspheme: objectionable band name and album art (Last Supper)

Blue Oyster Cult: the occult, promotes Satan worship in the song 'Don't Fear The Reaper'

Boston: promotes fornication, wild immoral parties, drug abuse, indifference, smoking pot, lead singer commit suicide in March 2007 (left a suicide note saying, "I am a lonely soul")

Britney Spears: bi-sexual whore, promotes sexual immorality, lasciviousness, and feminist rebellion

Carlos Santana: Says he's been communicating with a demon named "Metatron" regularly since 1994, promotes New Age, immorality.

Cheap Trick: promote rebellion against parents, fornication

Celtic Frost: use crucifix as slingshot on album cover (To MegaTherion), occult links, rebellion

Christian Death: Gnosticism, sex- and occult-themed album art (Only Theatre of Pain, The Scriptures, Sex and Drugs and Jesus Christ, What's the Verdict)

Coil: devotees of Aleister Crowley

Alice Cooper: on-stage mutilation, rebellion, "School's Out" prevents mice from solving mazes, objectionable album art (Constrictor)

Cramps: "degraded" sexuality (Date With Elvis)

Crass: crucifixion-themed album art (Christ the Album, Yes Sir I Will)

Crown of Thorns: objectionable band name and album art (Pictures)

Cure (The): alcohol abuse, blasphemy in "The Blood" and "Holy Hour", Satanic imagery in artwork

Cradle of Filth: openly satanic music, t-shirts proclaiming 'Jesus is a c*nt, mockery of Christ, anti-Christian lyrics

Danzig: Use satanic imagery

Damned: crown of thorns imagery (Grimly Fiendish)

Dark Angel: objectionable band name and album art (Darkness Descends)

Dark Wizard: objectionable album art (Reign of Evil)

David Bowie: occult, recorded "Quicksand" about Crowley. Promotes rebellion in "Rebel, rebel."

dc Talk: This so-called "Christian" Rock band is of the Devil. DC Talk's Kevin Max Says, "I'd love to hang out with him [Marylyn Manson]." They also promote Jesus as being a "freak."

Dead Kennedys: objectionable album art (In God We Trust, Inc.)

Death: objectionable album art (Scream Bloody Gore)

Death Cult: objectionable album art (Death Cult)

Def Leppard: Promotes pornography in the song, "photograph"

Depeche Mode: songs about sex and sadomasochism, recorded "Blasphemous Rumors"

Deftones: rebellious message, encourages violence

Deicide: vocalist claims to be antichrist, burns inverted crosses on his head, blasphemous lyrics, Satanic imagery

Diamanda Galas: recorded album Litanies of Satan, proclaimed herself the Anti-Christ ("Sono l'Antichristo"), provided music for voodoo-themed movie The Serpent and the Rainbow, objectionable album art (Divine Punishment)

Dickies: mock Jesus on album art (Second Coming)

Doors (The): Patricia (Kennealy) Morrison is a devout Wiccan witch.

Eagles: 'Hotel California' is a tribute to the Church of Satan, proven by COS founder Anton LaVey's picture inside the album cover.

Earth, Wind, and Fire: occult imagery on albums, promote New Age

Electric Hellfire Club: promotes Satanic ideologies

Elton John (Sir): open homosexual legally married to another man, promotes New Age

Elvis Presley: sexual degenerate, fornicator, music promotes lewdness and immorality

Eric Clapton: promotes drug abuse in the song 'Cocaine,' immorality, worldly lyrics

Eurhythmics: "Missionary Man" warns listeners away from salvation

Exodus: album art shows union of God and Satan

Fog Hat: promotes immoral sex

Foreigner: promotes sexual immorality in songs "Dirty White Boy" and "Urgent," also promote alcoholism in "Double Vision"

Frankie Goes to Hollywood: rebellion, songs about sex and sadomasochism, objectionable album art (Welcome to the Pleasure Dome), ruined Live Aid, homosexuality

Good Charlotte: nihilism, rebellious lyrics 'young and hopeless'

Godsmack: voodoo

Generation X: objectionable album art (Valley of the Dolls)

Guns 'n' Roses: "sexual violence" in music, album art; inverted cross (Appetite for Destruction), music caused Virginia Tech Massacre

Harvey Danger: promotes Satanism, nudity, blasphemes Jesus Christ, and mocks the King James Bible.

Helloween: objectionable album art (Keeper of the Seven Keys, Part 2), Has the word ‘Hell’ in band name.

Impaler: objectionable album art (Rise of the Mutants EP), eating raw meat on stage

INXS: recorded song "Devil Inside," committed suicide

Iron Maiden: mascot Eddie told fan to kill himself; necromancy, occult, rebellion, objectionable album art (Killers, The Number of the Beast, Seventh Son of a Seventh Son)

Jimi Hendrix: hypnotizing people through music, voodoo rhythms, rebellion, violence, "If 6 Was 9" used in interstitials

Jane's Addiction: drug abuse, objectionable album art (Nothing is very shocking)
Judas Priest: suicide, rebellion, objectionable album art (Hell Bent for Leather, Sin After Sin)

Jimmy Page: "one of the leading occultists of the rock generation," owns occult bookstore, bought Aleister Crowley's former home and had it refurbished by a Satanic decorator

John Lennon: Original member of The Beatles and solo artists for many years. Blasphemed the name of Jesus Christ, promoted immoral sex, substance abuse, rebellion, Communism, false religion.

Killing Joke: mock Christianity in video, promote satanic ideologies

KISS: bloody stage show, sex, rebellion, violence, perverted bassist sticks his tongue out frequently (A major blasphemy in the Bible), band name KISS purportedly stands for Knights In Satan’s Service. Lead singer, Gene Simmons, claims publickly to have had sex with over 4,600 women in his lifetime

KMFDM: promote satanic ideologies, inspired Columbine High School Massacre

Kreator: objectionable album art (Pleasure to Kill)

Led Zeppelin: backward-masked messages and references to Pan on "Stairway to Heaven," Zoso = number of the beast. Guitarist Jimmy Page idolizes Satanist Aleister Crowley, and even bought his castle.

Linkin Park: encourage violence, rebellious lyrics

Madonna: bi-sexual whore, sexual degenerate, promotes fornication, rebellion, and Satan worship. In the song, "Beautiful Stranger," she mentions the 'Devil,' calls him beautiful, and says "To know you is to love you."

Marilyn Manson: too many evils to mention here, blasphemy, ties to Church of Satan, mocks God, rebellion. Manson tears up Bibles in concert and leads the audience to praise Satan.

Megadeth: occult, rebellion, objectionable album art (Killing Is My Business... And Business Is Good)

Mercyful Fate: "take their Satanism seriously", rebellion, occult, objectionable album art (Don't' Break the Oath)

Metal Church: objectionable album art (Metal Church)

Metallica: promote suicide on "Fade to Black"

Monster Magnet: Use occult symbols on album art

Moonspell: songs about vampirism, paganism

Motley Crüe: equate sex and violence, used pentagram in album art (Shout at the Devil)

Motörhead: crucifixion-themed album art

Mudvayne: promotes Satanic ideologies

My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult: Satanic message, objectionable album art (I See Good Spirits and I See Bad Spirits)

Neko Case: sings, "It's the Devil I love"

Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds: Satanic imagery

Ozzy Osbourne: rebellion, attacking Jim Bakker in "Miracle Man," Satanic imagery on album art (Blizzard of Ozz, No Rest for the Wicked), promote suicide on "Suicide Solution," released album 'Mr. Crowley' devoted to Aleister Crowley, scary face

Offspring: rebellion

Papa Roach: Use occult symbology on album art

Pink Floyd: lyrics about rebellion

Poison Idea: mutilation-themed album art (Kings of Punk)

Iggy Pop/the Stooges: bloodletting at concert

Nirvana: nihilism, anti-Christian lyrics, violent lyrics, song 'rape me', mock the crucifixion, singer committed suicide, hardly a role model for fans everywhere, and led to fans committing suicide to emulate him.

Nine Inch Nails: rebellious lyrics, nihilism, sex, sick lyrics 'f*ck you like an animal/closer to God.'

Petra: falsely so-called "Christian" Rock band, cross-dressers, purported to be homosexuals.

P.O.D.: (Payable On Death) is another falsely so-called "Christian" Rock band. They blaspheme Jesus Christ with their "Rasta Jesus."

Possessed: general Satanism and witchcraft

Psychic TV: music arm of Crowley-linked sect Thee Temple of Psychick Youth, objectionable album art (Live at Thee Circus)

Queen: backward-masking, drug abuse, homosexuality, cross-dressing; perverted lead singer, Freddie Mercury, died of aids at age 46 (he was purported to have lovers all around the world).

Red Hot Chili Peppers: use occult symbols on album art, rebellion, inspired violence and arson at Glastonbury '99

Rod Stewart: bi-sexual, promotes immoral sex

Rolling Stones: recorded song "Sympathy for the Devil" on Their Satanic Majesty's Request, objectionable album art (Goats Head Soup, Undercover, Tattoo You), bankrolled sect called The Process, made Satanic movie Invocation of My Demon Brother. Mick Jagger curses in God's name in the song 'Beast of Burden,' and in other songs.

Sex Pistols: rebellion, self-mutilation, rotten designed t-shirts with upside-down crucifixion

Sepultura: promotes Satanic ideologies

Silverchair: song ‘israel’s son’ made 18 year old goth Brian Bassett murder his parents

Siouxsie and the Banshees: recorded song "Sin in My Heart"

Sister: pentagrams

Sisters of Mercy: Satanic imagery

Slayer: used pentagram on album art, lyrics glorifying the Devil (Reign in Blood)

Slipnot: use Satanic imagery on album art, violence in lyrics

Smiths: Satanic imagery

Sonic Youth: obsessed with death ("Death Valley '69")

Spooky Tooth: album cover depicts Jesus with hand nailed to head (Ceremony)

Styx: promotes fornication, shacking up, rebellion

Suicidal Tendencies: pentagrams

Suicide: promote suicide

Therion: promote satanic ideologies

Tori Amos: 'father Lucifer' Satanic lyrics, claimed she wanted to marry Satan in interview

Throbbing Grissle: promote Satanic ideologies

Twisted Sister: rebellion, wear women’s make-up, violent album art (Stay Hungry)

Van Halen: cross-dressers, bi-sexual, promote every sin imaginable, including Satan worship in "Running With The Devil," promote immorality, rebellion, extremely offensive and harsh sound, produces a spirit of hatred and anger

Venom: album title Welcome to Hell, pentagram and goat imagery

White Zombie: Anti-Christian imagery, Singer looks like a Zombie (Not a good role model for impressionable children)

Wednesday 13: Too many to mention – This freak is as dangerous as Manson

And of course all black metal bands, as all promote Nazi, pagan and anti-Christian ideologies.

And hundreds more...

David J. Stewart, Jesus Is Savior 79 Comments [3/27/2015 3:13:04 AM]
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