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Tatsuya Ishida #wingnut #pratt #dunning-kruger sinfest.xyz

[From “March 29, 2026: Re-imagining Villains 107”]

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Panel 1: a black-clad man (Oswald Mosley?) is walking in front of two othr men dressed like him
Panel 2: several women wearing white skirts and a black turtleneck, playing druma nd holding Union Jacks are walking in front of Parliament
Panel 3: behing the man are a placard with a white dove holding an olive branch and another with a bind rune symbolising peace
Panel 4: the three men are standing in front of Parliament
Panel 5: two mounted policemen are approaching the men
Panel 6: two policemen are beating up one of the male protesters
Panel 7: one of the female protester is being manhandled by police
Panel 8: Winston Chirchill is watching the scene from the window
Panel 9: Churchill is burning a picture
Panel 10: the picture is revealed to be of Hitler doinga heart with his hands while white doves holding olive branchs are flying
Panel 11: police is beating up the protesters

DJM #crackpot #wingnut #conspiracy operationdisclosureofficial.com

SOLILOQUY!!!
ABOMINATION!!
ARTICULATION!

WHO IS WHO???
WHAT IS WHAT??
WHERE IS WHEN?

MEN ARE MEN?
WOMEN ARE WOMEN??
WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE???

FREE THE CHILDREN!
FLASH US YOUR BUTTERFLIES!!
FLUSH OUT THE EVIL VAMPIRES!!!

FLUTTER, FLUTTER, FLUTTER…FIGHT!!!

YOUR BUTTERLY!!!
YOUR INTENTION!!
YOUR COLOURS!

A KING THAT NEVER WAS???
A KING THAT IS A SPADE??
A KING [S} ON IT’S SIDE?

HEAVEN REALLY IS WATCHING!!!

GREASE IS THE WORD!
HAVE YOU HEARD??
IT’S GOT GROOVE…

I
AM
DJM

3-2-1-1-2-2MDBMD

PS: I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER!!!
PSS: IT IS LIKE RUNNING THE DECATHLON!!
PSSS: LADY LIBERTY IS FLAT ON HER A-S!
PSSSS: BREASTSTROKE, SIDESTROKE…
PSSSSS: SWIMMING, SWIMMING IN MY…
PSSSSSS: THEY KNOW WE KNOW…
PSSSSSSS: BUTTERFLY MEMES!!!

THEY CAN NEVER SAY SORRY!
THE WORDS ARE NOT ENOUGH…
MAGIC DRAGONS LIVE FOREVER???

RIGHT PUFF???

UNTIL FOREVER…
GOODNIGHT

Awake #wingnut #conspiracy msn.com

Some are saying we should have left the Obama plan in place? The one where Iran continually enriched uranium intended for a nuclear weapon that undoubtably would have been headed for the West? Are you people serious? It's because of Obama's FAILED policy we are here. Obama trusted they would keep their word. That's not diplomacy, it's idiocy.

Vox Day #dunning-kruger zenodo.org

Abstract
The Christian doctrine of Original Sin predicts that every human being deviates
from the moral law universally and without exception. This paper tests that
prediction against the published behavioral data. Using peer-reviewed research
on lying, lustful ideation, anger, envy, dishonesty, and gossip, we establish a
conservative floor estimate of 4.33 discrete sins per person per day and construct
the empirical distribution of daily sin rates across the population. We then
calculate the probability that any human being in the history of the species has
achieved a lifetime sin rate of zero. The result is conclusive. The probability is on
the order of 10⁻⁸⁴·¹⁴⁵, which means that a sinless human life is a 623-sigma event
across a total historical population of approximately 112 billion individuals. The
Augustinian doctrine is confirmed with 124.5x the certainty of the existence of the
Higgs boson: the distribution of human sinfulness makes a naturally sinless
human an absolute mathematical impossibility. Pelagius is refuted not by
theology but by the left tail of the sin distribution. The one historical exception,
Jesus of Nazareth, constitutes a statistical anomaly so extreme that it requires an
explanation outside the mathematical distribution.

Anon #sexist lolcow.farm

>man does horrible evil thing
>male stress level: I sleep
>solution: nothing lol not my problem, das just da way the cookie crumbles!!

Deafening silence, unless perpetrator was brown/black, then men demand women go back into the kitchen so the brown/blacks can go back to Africa (they believe these events to be sequential)

>man did this horrible thing unjustifiably, and because he wanted to. He is a bad person!
>male stress level: caution to high alert
>solution: DARVO, blame shitting, damage control, demand perfect victim

Now wait a minute. Let’s hear both sides. Not all men. Where is the accountability?? Are you sure he wasn’t brown/black?? This is a freak incident you should draw no conclusions from. Women are just as bad! Stop fueling gender wars!! Who hurt you?

>many men are bad people, and women should be better equipped to recognize them and liberate themselves from them
>male stress level: critical meltdown
>solution: erase and destroy
Insults, harassment, gore and porn spams, text walls about the inevitable annihilation of humanity.

What men are desperate to deny and obfuscate is that the reason men abuse is because men choose to be abusive, nothing more. The closer you are to making this deduction, the more uncomfortable he is. The closer you are to deducing the same applies to him, either through association by critiquing men like him, or by making a direct accusation, he starts to experience existential dread. His intent drives all that he does, it is “himself”. Rejecting it means rejecting him entirely. Women’s rational rejection, and their ability to effectively reject him, is his death sentence.

Anon #sexist lolcow.farm

> I fear we've lost an entire generation of men that believed behind every good man is a great woman.


> Because that woman was forced to cohabitate with said man.

Men have always defaulted to shit, but they also had a woman chained to them who would probably go insane if she didn’t at least try to make him something better than shit. Either by nagging him and dangling carrots, or gaslighting herself into thinking he’s not as shit as he actually is. Usually a combination of the two. Even a turbo pickme will usually keep a man distracted enough to spend less time in the streets bothering everyone else.
A man will almost always improve with a woman in his life, but very few women actually want to take on the impossible task of attempting to polish a turd into a diamond.

Women of previous generations used to be a underclass of dedicated male turd polishers. I wouldn’t look to men of the past who were more successfully coaxed into behaving with a modicum of decency for any actual guidance.

Men have not failed to realize that their lives would be vastly improved with the inclusion of a woman, and you can tell by just how badly they want women to be forced into their lives again.

Men never fathomed anything. They are more like animals who respond only to reinforcement. Logical thinking is not intelligent thinking. A computer can only be logical, it cannot be intelligent. A computer can’t do anything it isn’t programmed to do, and approaching life with curiosity is not a part of a man’s programming. He’s programmed to maximize pussy returns, putting in as little effort possible to get the most pussy possible. That hasn’t ever changed.

Lidl Drip / Keke #sexist #homophobia kiwifarms.st

(@keke)

The thing in men that makes them theoretically “never take to faggotry even tho women mean” is the same thing that makes them 99% of all pedos. Their sexuality is their existence, their brain is scientifically proven to be cum-soaked.

But the faggotry thing isn’t true, all throughout history men have made special classes of castrated/eunuch men so they could fuck them without being called homo. This appears is many cultures, regardless of race religion or creed males have always made rules allowing them to fuck young (usually underage) boys.

(@lidldrip)

Also women being lesbians makes way more sense than men bumming each other. First of all, there is zero poop involved.

(@keke)

Never forget the Russian queen from TATU getting cancelled because she said on Russian radio re: her girl x girl music video: lesbians are good because women together is beautiful, but men having sex together is objectively hideous. She is and remains honest and true.

Looker for truth #sexist #racist #conspiracy lookerfortruth.com

The woman is a particularly attractive target for Jewish revolutionists and agitators.

The Jew, with his innate dramatic and musical ability, possesses a fluency in speech and persuasion which attracts the crowds, which the woman is more susceptible to follow than the man. This, combined with his thirst for compassion and sentimentality, and his claims of suffering and persecution, makes a particularly strong emotional mark on the woman. For these reasons the Jew has an easy task in drawing into his hands the more susceptible, more emotionally inclined elements of society, including womanhood. With more freedom and rights granted to women, the greater an effect the woman’s tendency to look at unfortunate exceptions with pity and emotion would have on society and all the devices in its control. And so history, and the present world situation prove it.

The Jews used women and feminism to promote their revolutionary aim. In one instance, the Jewish propagandist Bernays declared that women in America should start smoking cigarettes. (Women had for the most part avoided smoking.) In 1929, Bernays distributed propaganda and implored the female masses to hold their cigarettes as feminist “Torches of Freedom” at the Easter Sunday parade in New York. The campaign was a success. (Bernays himself didn’t smoke, and tried to induce his wife to quit smoking.) During the Prohibition, Jews persuaded the women of America to wear shorter dresses, to drink freely, to listen to jazz music, and to rebel against the social order. These, of course, are not mere isolated instances of Jews influencing the behavior of the more susceptible elements of the population. Of course, we must not ignore the immense individual differences that exist between women as in men, but the averages are significant too and we cannot ignore these.

William Keith Rapka #magick #crackpot amazon.com

This isn’t a memoir. This is a remembering.
A poetic transmission for the ones carrying codes.

THE TECHNO SHAMAN CODEX — NOT SELF-HELP. SOUL RETRIEVAL.

The Techno Shaman Codex is a soul memoir and spiritual transmission.
This book speaks directly to the ones who came here remembering. The ones who’ve felt the fracture. Who’ve carried the silence. Who’ve walked through addiction, heartbreak, chaos, and collapse—because they were never meant to stay asleep.
<...>
The Codex is divided into six parts, each one tracking the arc of forgetting, collapse, remembrance, and return. With poetic rhythm, raw honesty, and spiritual fire, each chapter opens a door into the unseen. The format breaks tradition—because healing does too.
This is not a self-help book. It doesn’t offer steps, formulas, or false promises. It offers you back to yourself.
You’ll walk through childhood trauma, masculine breakdown, spiritual manipulation, medicine journeys, soul loss, ego death, and sacred rage. You’ll meet the boy, the addict, the provider, the partner, the seeker—and the one who always remembered.
If you’ve ever felt like the system was lying to you... like love was never safe... like something ancient was calling you back—this Codex will speak your language.
It’s here to remind you who you are.
It’s not just written to be read.
It’s written to be felt.

About the Author

William Keith Rapka is the soul behind The Techno Shaman Codex - a visceral soul memoir, spiritual transmission, and unapologetic wake-up call. He doesn't play nice. He plays real. Born in the fire of collapse and risen with rhythm in his blood, he bridges ancient remembrance and modern rebellion. He's not here to save you. He's here to remind you - you were never lost.The Techno Shaman Codex wasn't written. It was channeled. Pulled through in real time - straight from Source, no filter. William Keith Rapka became the vessel, but the voice? It came from the fire. This is soul code, not self-help.

sullyy #psycho forum.looksmaxxing.com

Did anyone here kill animals for fun as a kid?
Title tbh
Ima go first so u guys don’t feel bad
i threw a cat off a cliff once and ants roaches too
mostly birds back then later some cats and one dog i still feel bad about some of those to this day tbh i was just so curious to kill stuff when i was younger i used to kill ants all the time also i grabbed roaches with my hands when i was like 5 now im a total pussy jfl
also fun fact before u kill the bird when it shakes its head in fear its kinda funny, i killed snakes too
Ngl i consider that behavior subhuman now but i guess i learned from it i still love to kill but just with a purpose i enjoy slaughtering a bull or a goat

Anons #racist #conspiracy #wingnut boards.4chan.org

Why do leftoids hate landlords so much?

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landlords are jewish or just greedy, lazy faggot very much akin to jews.
nobody should like landlords.

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Are you actually retarded? Landlords (meaning literal lords like kings who owned large amounts of property) is how Europe has always worked. Alternatively, getting rid of that is an idea created by a Jewish man named karl marx. You have things ass backwards.


Looker for Truth #conspiracy #racist lookerfortruth.com

Jewish Nazis

Adolf Hitler – Fuehrer of Germany, and possibly the biggest joke in the 20th century (if a person can be considered a joke). If he truly was a hater of Jews, how was he able to become one of the most powerful and influential men of the first half of the 20th century, when Jews were the dominant ethnicity during this time period? This is inconsistent with the world domination plot of Jewry when viewed in that Jewish-promoted sense. Did you know that one of his blood relatives had schizophrenia? Under the Law for the Prevention of Hereditarily Diseased Offspring approved by Hitler himself, Schicklgruber (which sounds very similar to “Shekel-grabber” – obviously no coincidence here) would have been sterilized. As one would expect from a Jew, Hitler was terrible at mathematics and the sciences. As a master of crowd psychology, he used his dramatic ability to give dazzling speeches in which he mesmerized the crowds. This bears such a resemblance to the Jews who control the advertising and theater industry today that there should be little wonder at this point of Hitler’s pedigree.

Here is some other interesting information about the Fuehrer to consider:

Reportedly, as a teenager, Hitler took a fancy to a pretty girl called Stefanie Isak, whose surname has Jewish origins.

Hitler’s commanding officer during World War I, Ernst Moritz Hess, was Jewish.

During the First World War, Hugo Gutmann, another of Hitler’s Jewish officers, recommended the Iron Cross 1st Class, a decoration rarely given to a soldier of Hitler’s Gefreiter rank. The award was presented to Hitler on August 4, 1918. Hitler would proudly display his medal throughout his years as the Fuehrer.

Hitler’s “lover”, Emil Maurice, a Nazi, had Jewish ancestors.

Hitler was friends with August Kubizek, and they developed a “romantic” and “intimate” relationship. He sometimes spoke to Kubizek of his admiration for the Jewish people.

From 1910 to 1913 Hitler lived in a homeless hostel in Vienna, which was funded by the Jewish Rothschild and Gutmann families. He had a close relationship with many of the residents of this hostel – who were also Jewish – including Siegfried Loeffner and Josef Neumann, the druggist Rudolf Haeusler (with whom Hitler emigrated to Germany in 1913), and fellow artist Karl Leidenroth. He later tried to destroy evidence of his stay in this hostel.

Fascipedia #wingnut #dunning-kruger fascipedia.org

[From “George Washington” as of April 29, 2026]

George Washington (February 22, 1732 – December 14, 1799) was an American military officer, politician, statesman, philosopher, and Founding Father who served as the first president of the United States from 1789 to 1797[…]
America's First Fascist
Centuries after Fascist Rome fell, the compendium of Roman classics served as an ideological guidebook for George Washington. Classical Roman concepts and figures exerted a formative influence on all of the founders’ governmental theories and principles of virtue. The founders considered Ancient Rome to be a blueprint for their new nation. Roman heroes and villains became common references in American political rhetoric[…]
In addition to Cato, Washington also invited comparison to the Roman fascist Cincinnatus. Cincinnatus was a stern general who was called out of retirement to lead the Roman army, but willingly resigned after winning the war[…]
Freemasonry
The Narrative: As a Freemason, George Washington was a “member” for over 30 years... Except he never actually became a member. In that time, he attended only 2 meetings total. Many Freemasons want to paint him as their most famous member, which, they literally did paint portraits of him in Freemason garb. But he never once sat for one of those, and most were done after he was dead. In fact, an outraged George Washington claimed the one painting done during his time to be “Mason propaganda!”

Looker for truth #conspiracy #racist #fundie lookerfortruth.com

We all must be held accountable—all individuals, of all ages, of all sexes, of all ancestries, of all nations, of all families. And all Jew-sympathizers and California-sympathizers, whatever their semblances and their purported identities, are our enemy. Behind all their specious diversity, we must remember: The California Jew stands behind them and protects them.

God watches over all of us; let us keep this in mind. Every one of our transgressions is known and remembered by him. Those of us actively fighting against the Jews and against California mass media will also watch over the others; it is our duty to do so. Anonymous or not, the nature of each person we will encounter will be known by their works. Every tattoo, every utterance of slang, every sip of alcohol, every cigarette, every inane trend, every television show and movie, every premarital carnal connection, every social media post, every Hebraic friendship or relationship, will be examined and compounded over one’s lifetime, and considered on the Day of Judgment. For some of us, the results will not be surprising—the correlation of immorality—and of sheer frivolity and senselessness—will be made apparent; and he who stays away from one is much more likely to stay away from the rest. We must expect not only others, but ourselves to abstain from these things.

The California Jew lurks behind in the metaphorical dark—ever discouraging, ever misinforming, ever misleading, ever degenerating, ever censoring and silencing and suppressing.

In Reddit is the archetype of degeneracy, lies, and mediocrity, which the California Jew is feeding to Mankind. We must fight against it with all our might, knowing who our enemy is.

Joost/Elena Danaan #ufo #conspiracy galacticanthropology.org

This article presents some information related to the question what to expect when meeting extraterrestrial species. In over 500 articles we have discussed many aspects of this possible reality of extraterrestrial life; some prefer to talk about aliens or Non-Human Intelligence (NHI). Within the paradigm that I use on this website it has been clear that as soon as we would be able to remove the remaining regressive human structures from our planet, we would have a fair chance of attaining a level of global peace.

FIRST CONTACT – STEP 1 – OPENING UP TO ET-LIFE
In an article from 2022, Elena Danaan desribes the various steps that would be taken in this process of public disclosure of this extraterrestrial reality. She distinguishes three steps: the first step would consist of a growing amount of people on our planet that would start to open up to the possibility of intelligent extraterrestrial life. This is mainly a mental preparation.
<..>
FIRST CONTACT – STEP 2 – MEETING HUMANOIDS
Once enough humans would have learned to become open to the possibility of extraterrestrial life, and religious people would have managed to find a way to expand their perspective beyond thinking that everything not human must be some kind of demon.<...> This will make humans on Earth realize that the human genome is a popular one in the galaxy and that we are far from the only one.
<...>
FIRST CONTACT – STEP 3 – NON-HUMAN SPECIES
And after having gotten accustomed to all these different kinds of humanoid species the time would come to see the really ‘strange’ ones. Elena writes:

“Once we will be peacefully accustomed to interact with our humanoid galactic brothers and sisters, other species with greater physiological differences will show themselves openly to the public. <...>A great number of personnel is already working with these different beings throughout the diverse Space Programs, which appellation is about to loose the word “Secret."

World’s Last Chance #fundie #crackpot #conspiracy worldslastchance.com

World's Last Chance <Online Only 7th-Day Adventist Splinter Sect>
Our Beliefs
<...>
YAHUWAH IS ONE

There is one loving Creator (Deut. 6:4; Mark 12:29; 1 Cor. 8:6) a personal, spiritual being, omnipotent, omniscient, eternal, unchangeable (Malachi 3:6) and everywhere present by His Holy Spirit (Psalms 139:7). His name, pronounced in the Hebrew (יהוה), is Yahuwah, which His people are to proclaim to all nations, reverence, and honor by their lives, conversation, worship, and obedience to His commandments. [Father Yahuwah: One God]

ONE MEDIATOR (CHRIST YAHUSHUA)

There is one mediator between Yahuwah and men, the man Christ Yahushua (1 Tim. 2:5) who is the first begotten, totally human, non-pre-existent, son of Yahuwah born of a virgin (Luke 1:26-35). He came to fulfill the promises and covenants of Yahuwah with mankind. He is not “God the Son” of the false “trinity.”
<...>
FLAT EARTH

At WLC, we honor and worship our Creator by acknowledging the world He created for us, and denouncing the counterfeit world created by the pseudo-scientists and the Roman Catholic Church (and her Jesuits). Scripture is abundantly clear: The Earth is flat (not spherical); The Earth is immovable.
<...>
THE CREATOR'S CALENDAR

The Biblical Calendar is luni-solar (meaning that it employs the heavenly bodies for time-keeping), and is not synonymous with the modern papal Gregorian calendar observed by the world today. New Moon Day, the weekly Sabbaths, and the yearly feasts are all calculated by the luni-solar calendar. Each month is lunar and the weekly cycle restarts with each New Moon. New Moon Day starts with the first dawn after conjunction (also known as the astronomical new moon). Six work days follow and then a seventh-day Sabbath on the eighth of the month. Three more weeks follow, ending on the 29th. The weekly seventh-day Sabbath always falls on the 8th, 15th, 22nd and 29th days of the month. The lunations are tied to the solar year by the spring equinox. No month ever has more than 30 days.

Fritz Berggren #fundie bloodandfaith.com

[From “The Great Falling Away and the Man of Lawlessness”]

BLUF: Europe, the Christian civilization, rebelled against Jesus Christ, and set himself in the place of God. This is the Man ofLawlessness
[Picture “Understanding Voltaire: A Beacon of Enlightenment Thought”][…]
2 Thes 2:1-12 ESV
The Apostasy, or Great Rebellion
The Day of the Lord won’t be revealed until the “man of lawlessness” is revealed, along with the great rebellion. The New American Standard Bible refers to this as the “apostasy.” The Living Bible says, “There will be a time of great rebellion against God” (2 Thes 2:3). This unique thing about the Lawless One is the utterly apostasy that accompanies him

Apostasy from what? At the time Paul’s letter to the Thessalonians was written, there could not have been an apostasy — Europe had not been converted[…]
Apostasy cannot happen before conversion, either personally or as a civilization. Europe was fully Christian, and then rebelled and became modern, secular, democratic, and atheistic under the Rule of Man
Man without Jesus Christ is Lawless
Man claimed to have invented God — this is the Age of Reason
Lawless Man placed himself in the seat of God and claims to be God[…]
The Great Apostasy appeared in the heart of Christendom
The Age of Reason, or the Enlightement, is the Great Apostasy — it is a European invention[…]
This man of Lawless is not coming — it is here. It emerged out of the heart of Christendom — this is the Great Rebellion, the Apostasy. It has been going on since the Declaration Of Independence was signed. It was not only Independence from the King of England, but independence from God. While the Colonists founded explicitly Christian nations, by the time our constitution was adopted, the insidious rebellion against God was well under way

KC #wingnut #fundie #conspiracy truthermedia.substack.com

Have you noticed that lately reality feels like it was written by a C-list screenwriter who’s high on psychotropics and CCP propaganda?

You’re scrolling through your feed, and you see a headline that’s so blatantly absurd, so diametrically opposed to common sense, that you wait for the punchline…

But the punchline never comes.

Instead, you get 10,000 blue checks in the comments section nodding in unison, telling you that 2+2 actually equals social justice.

And if you disagree, you’re basically a threat to democracy.

Welcome to the Digital Wilderness.

You’re not crazy. You’re just one of the few people left who hasn’t had their internal Truth Compass demagnetized by the black mirror in their pocket.
<...>
The scripted reality.

One day, every so called influencer on the planet is talking about one thing….

The next day, they’ve all simultaneously pivoted to the same synchronized, black pill talking points like a school of soulless fish.

It’s easy to call them Paytriot Shills and Traitors…

It’s funny, it’s sarcastic, and it’s mostly true.

But have you ever stopped to ask yourself how it happens?
<...>
We’re living through a massive, tech driven assault on the most sacred thing God gave us…

Free Will.

The Matrix isn’t a movie anymore. It’s an algorithm.

And that algorithm has one job…

To replace your God given discernment with a digital substitute.

It wants to train you to stop asking if this is true…
<...>
Lately, you may have noticed a lot of self-proclaimed patriot accounts pushing what’s called “The Black Pill.”

This is the pill that creates the overwhelming sense of…

It’s all over.
We’ve already lost.
Trump is the bad guy and just part of the show.

Be very careful with that narrative.

Being Black Pilled isn’t being awake…

It’s the ultimate form of digital manipulation.

If the enemy can’t make you a Liberal, they’ll settle for making you a nihilist.

You’ll stay home.
You’ll stop praying.
You’ll stop leading your family.
You’ll stop speaking truth.

Despair is the enemy’s greatest tool.

Bride Ministries International #fundie #magick bridemovement.com

The Bible says that God visits the iniquity of the parents onto the children to the third and fourth generation (Exod. 20:5). For this reason, there will be spiritual bondage inherited by people that is tied to their bloodlines. The biggest challenge to this reality comes from a misguided teaching about the finished work of Jesus Christ. This misguided teaching suggests that the blood of Jesus breaks off all iniquity and spiritual bondage at the moment of salvation. <...> In fact, this is a huge source of conflict for many believers who are financially bound, emotionally conflicted, struggling to make progress, repeatedly falling into addiction, struggling to break sin cycles, and failing to walk out their heavenly scrolls in Christ Jesus. This template will help to streamline bloodline repentance work. While certain types of iniquity will require more extensive work (hence, many of the other prayers in the Prayers that Shake Heaven and Earth volumes), this simple template will help to get the process started. The concept is that as a member of your bloodline, you are standing in the gap and repenting for the sins, transgressions, and iniquity committed by those that have gone before you.
<...>
In the name of Jesus, I now bind in chains and fetters of iron and golden bands every evil spirit operating in and around me and my family because of what I have renounced. I call them pierced through and thrust out for judgment to wherever the true King Jesus sends them, now! I speak that any evil spirits attempting to linger or resist removal are now brutally assaulted with the sword of the Lord, arrows, the hot thunderbolt of God, hailstones, tsunamis of living water, engines of war, trampling by the warhorses of heaven, instruments of death, and the all-consuming fire of God until they relinquish their positions.

I thank you, Lord God, that your river of living water flows through my bloodline to cleanse all residues of what I have renounced. In Jesus’s name I pray. Amen.

Olivia (Happy Now Olivia!) #conspiracy #crackpot #fundie youtube.com

Happy Now Olivia’s Bliss Bulletin 1353

Project Penis Paradise

Why did The Real Avatar of God Paramahansa Yogananda come to America in 1920? He came in 1920, 'cause “women got the vote.” In India and in the rest of the world women are slaves. Everywhere but Europe women are slaves of men and in Europe women are slaves of satanists, and generally speaking, all girls are slaves of sex/satanism. In creation Only Girls have the purity, the intelligence, and the motivation to make a difference. And the only girls in the world who are, as a rule, by virtue of radically rebellious ilk and courageous mien, free: are American Girls.

Goddess sent Paramahansa Yogananda to America in 1920, because only girls can change the world. Men only destroy the world. Boys only shit on creation. Girls resurrect the soul from the sepulcher of sadistic: semen.

Why did He leave his body in 1952? 'Cause color television was introduced in 1953 and at that point “humanity” was done for. They had no chance left to be naturally good thanks to an environment where some “peace and quiet” was automatically available by default of the untapped/un-raped airwaves. After 1952, all mindless masses/ordinary people became daily slaves of satanists. After 1992 (the budding of internet dissemination), all the people w/access to “advanced civilization” became hourly slaves of satanism. After 2032 (the budding of AI), all ordinary people, mindless masses, and lost souls became merged with satanism via fully enslaved cells and neurons.

You know how they’ll sell Satanic AI to all men? Sex that never gets old… I promise you it'll get old right before your brain melts into The Satanic Mainframe. It will take at least 8 years for AI to really take off and 50 to 80 for new generations to realize they live in a full-blown Digital & Depravity Dystopia not in: Promised Penis Paradise.

If you thought prostitutes were the slaves of your husbands for life. I can’t wait for you to see what’s in store for your filthy fucking sons. While satanic influence is still only in your mind, but outside your body: there’s still a chance for you to want to obey Me. Once satanic influence literally conquers your body and brain by fusing itself into you: you’re done.

Olivia (Happy Now Olivia!) #crackpot #psycho #god-complex #fundie youtube.com

Watch me poo poo, on every thought you’ve ever had, Assholes of The Perpetually Reincarnating Tribe of The Louvre & The Loo. May 1st Message: from Karmic Law to All Ordinary Fucking People: Cattle of Satanists, suffer your real fucking karma this miserable year and every other terrifying year of your fucked future…

Putrid Parents? Children today are so disgusting and corrupted, such putrid karmic prisoners to begin with, it’s no longer possible to use them as examples of ideal “innocence” even in a conceptual sense. Angry Babies are already possessed by demonic and filthy vibrations in their worthless and restless homes w/their stupid parents 24/7 focused on sex, social media, and satanic entertainment, not a moment of silence or beauty for that angry ego even in the womb. By the time they’re born: all their rage of eons-worth of worldly angst at being back in hell is on full dysfunctional display. To be actually innocent means to become totally trusting of God, totally immersed in the love of Goddess, totally dependent on God, totally enamored by Goddess, totally joyful in His Safety and totally raptured by Her Beauty. To become a saint you vanquish the monsters within and you love everyone without (whether they love you back or not…). To become God/Goddess, you do His Will. You vanquish All Insolent Monsters, human or demonic, in The Vibratory Environment according to Biblical Direction and: you love only those who are worthy of Goddess. To be loved by Goddess is to become God.

To be loved by Goddess, you have to love Her unconditionally, while she crushes all the monstrous monsters in cock creation called:

daddy, hubby, brothers, and sons.

Animals/Men will never resonate w/Goddess. Not ever. That’s why you’ll feel The Blade of Real Karma, freezing or scalding, forever, every single miserable putrid life of yours as I slice off your penis pretensions as well as your penises, Daddies, Hubbies, Brothers & Sons. This isn’t your Penis Paradise nor your Porn Pen, Pigs. This is hell. And I’m The Queen of Hell. Welcome to The Om Omnipotent Story. Welcome to The Real Story of Creation/ Karmic Law. Your perpetual prison from whence you'll never escape, Dicks & Families. Not ever. Welcome to Radical Reality for ordinary fucking people, horny herds and mindless masses. You’ll never be more than the sadistically sacrificed slaves of satanists. Not ever.

Frosty Wooldridge #wingnut #conspiracy newswithviews.com


But things are getting out of hand on the national scene. We’ve got national TV figures, and politicians committing nasty acts of verbal violence that instigates actual violence.

In this past week, pretend-comedian Jimmy Kimmel made one of the most sickening comments I have heard in years. Kimmel, on his show, that aired on April 23 that satirized the then-upcoming White House Correspondents’ Dinner, pretended to address Melania Trump and joked that the First Lady had “a glow like an expectant widow.”

Pure and simple: SICKENING to make such a remark about Melania Trump after her husband had survived two other attempts on his life from assassins. Ironically, a shooter tried to kill Trump at the Correspondent’s Dinner at a big hotel over the weekend.

Kimmel’s pathetic behavior along with his violent verbosity—instigates real violence from the nut cases that take his words to heart. How would he like it if someone said that about his mother or his wife? It wouldn’t be so funny, whatsoever.
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What about saying such a horrific comment to Erika Kirk, wife of Charlie Kirk, who was gunned down for simply expressing his opinion. That Tyler kid who shot him felt that he had some special “right” to kill Charlie Kirk because he didn’t like Kirk’s ideals and leadership.

Jimmy Kimmel salutes and instigates that kind of violence as if it were a joke. Well, Mr. Kimmel, have you visited Erika Kirk’s home? She’s raising two kids on her own because your kind of thinking and violent verbosity got her husband killed.
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Whether it’s the lies of the Southern Poverty Law Center degrading American journalists, or people like Jimmy Kimmel sewing hatred and anger across the land—-we regular Americans need to speak up. We need to write, call or email ABC to fire Kimmel’s butt for his hatred of the President of the United States, and the president’s family. Melania didn’t deserve any of that vile, hateful speech by Kimmel.

Phyllis Crespo #conspiracy #crackpot #fundie #quack westonaprice.org

How is it that we so casually dis­cuss heart transplant as if it is a life-saving medical procedure? On Page 19 of the Fall 2025 Wise Traditions magazine, Dr Ballester-Rodes is excited to unroll an “explanted” heart. Does this doctor even realize what the heart “donor” goes through when the heart is “explanted?” The donor is literally killed during the explanting procedure. It is not morally licit to kill someone to save another, not even if the donor “consents” to the killing in advance.

A heart is useless to an organ re­cipient unless said heart is taken while the “donor” is alive. Organs deteriorate within minutes after death, making it necessary for the medical minds to devise a category called brain-dead. Brain death is not true death. Did you know that they paralyze the organ donor but do not administer anesthesia for harvesting, because anesthesia would harm the organs to be harvested?

There is little physical difference between what happens in a heart “ex­plantation” and the human sacrifice practiced by the Aztecs at Tenochitlan. There is a great spiritual difference, however. Montezuma and his people did not know Jesus Christ. We have been told of Christ and have rejected His teachings for the sake of “Science.” The Aztecs repented of their ways and Mexico became Christian. Will we ever repent? We will owe the Aztecs an apology for painting them barbaric. Our barbarians wear lab coats and use antiseptic procedures to kill while claiming the moral high road.

Furthermore, in a 2003 article, authors Truog and Robinson pointed out that the concept of brain death “is incoherent in that it fails to correspond to any biological or philosophical understanding of death.” Also, “dur­ing the early stages of organ removal lacrimation is a common phenomenon” (www.nature.com/articles/3102107). Should we pay attention to the fact that brain-dead donors cry when the organ harvesting begins? Or that brain death has no basis in biology?

I respect the Weston A. Price Foundation for the good that it does. Unfortunately, our medical experts have lost their common sense and are on the way to losing their souls if they continue to reject Christian moral order. Weston A. Price Foundation should realize the influence they carry with the public and should reject immoral content for its magazine.

Lisa Renee #crackpot #magick #ufo #conspiracy energeticsynthesis.com

The Triple Solar Goddess Mahara’s that embody the Solar Logos, Tiamati sapphire principle and the Blue Flame of Amenti, were tasked with the retrieval of King Arthur’s counterpart Guinevere by identifying and locating her hijacked Melchizedek Blue Nile Templar and missing Cosmic Mother Rainbow Dragon body parts. Cosmic Mother’s emanation within the Universal Master Templar Quadrata as Solar Dragon Guinevere reveals to be the Universal Mother of the Blue Nile, in which her Melchizedek Blue Nile Ankh Body was found to be shattered or missing throughout many dimensional layers, such as during the tragic events of the Lemurian Holocaust and the Albigensian Crusades in France. Through reconnaissance, her organic consciousness body parts were found to be strewn and embedded throughout the NAA invader’s AI driven alien machinery transmitting clone warfare copied genetics modified through an onslaught of lunar female demonic forces outfitted with artificially generated Sirius B Azurite, Egyptian-Serres Royal House genetics and cloned Melchizedek Blue Nile templates.
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This absence of the Holy Mother principle has caused severe consciousness digression and incredible suffering for the human race as the consequence of inverting the organic female spiritual principle within the planetary grid network. Thus, the planetary consciousness digressed into a very Dark Age with lunar female satanic consciousness, false light male luciferian consciousness, the upside-down world of gender splitting and painful sexual misery programs pitting human males and human females against each other. All part of the cumulative result of the NAA invaders broadcast of antichrist mind control for promoting the barbaric practices of child blood sacrifice religions of the occult Baal-Moloch Worship, while perpetuating the Crucified Christ for controlling the mainstream audiences.

Might Delete Later #transphobia tvtropes.org

so because I don't respect the pronouns of a hypothetical person I'm a transphobe

hypothetical person, your words

Other poster:not respecting pronouns in general is transphobic, yes.

yeah no I'm not respecting fake people

and don't even try and twist it you said hypothetical trans person, I don't have to respect jack from something with no feelings

Looker for truth #wingnut #psycho #racist #conspiracy lookerfortruth.com

I will tell all of you this much: If I had the power to, I would make 99.9 percent of all human inhabitants of the Earth today disappear, if it could be achieved without great suffering on their part. Only the intellectually and morally sound members of humanity should be allowed to bear children. In that sense, my guess is that only the top 0.1 percent of people today are fit to reproduce.

We must recognize that not only do human races substantially differ in their capacities and abilities, but that within the races there are still greater differences in mental and moral capacities. Professor William Kellicott correctly states, “In all of the discussion of ‘race suicide’ and the value to the State of the large family, how seldom do we hear any mention of quality! To plan the organization and conduct of a State without regulating and controlling the quality of its membership is like adopting plans and elevations for a costly building without making any specifications as to materials” (The Social Direction of Human Evolution: An Outline of the Science of Eugenics, 1911).

Our Jewish-controlled world is becoming increasingly neurotic and tainted by unsound stocks, with these defects fully expressing themselves through the Jewish promotion of degenerate behavior throughout the world. We must see that the innately best of the races should reproduce the most; and inferior, degenerative elements – the alcoholic, the prostitute, the idler, the tramp, the nymphomaniac, the womanizer, the insane, the unstable, the congenitally deformed, the blind, the deaf-mute, the epileptic, the feeble-minded, the antisocial, the moral imbecile – should be restricted from producing children. 

It would probably be wise to limit reproduction among such types even in cases where heredity is not proven to be a factor in degeneracy.

Anons #sexist lolcow.farm

- Contrary to all the shounen shit anime and brotherhood porn males consume, male friendships are shallow and empty af because males prioritize themselves. Only really young scrotes have some semblance of friendship when they’re yet saddled with personal responsibilities. Most grown scrotes would not help a friend move or plan a birthday party lol. They’re the definition of fair weather friends, they’ll play vidya, go drink, and chat shit but that’s it. Even when scrotes vent to each other about their shitty lives or whatever, they’re still unfulfilled because males are only conditioned to steal emotional labor from women.

- True, if you've ever had an all-male friend group (or a male friend with insight into male friendship) you know how much it sucks. Even with all their issues female friendships have the massive advantage of actual emotional bonding and support. If you think about it, most het romance is things you'll find in female friendship but with sex and a man in place of a friend.

>men prioritize their friendship with each other over women

This is true, but it has nothing to do with depth or quality of friendships, and everything to do with male solidarity against women

- I don't know why people romanticize male friendships when almost all of them want to kill themselves from the lack of emotional support they receive from their friendships.

- Kekkk this made me feel a lot better. The rare female friendship is higher in value than the common male friendship. Like pulling a Common versus an Ultra Rare.

South Carolina Lt. Governor Pamela Evette #wingnut #dunning-kruger wistv.com

South Carolina Lt. Gov. Pamela Evette will no longer be speaking at South Carolina State University’s commencement.

SC State President Alexander Conyers said on Wednesday the school has decided “to move in a different direction” after multiple protests by students over the decision.[…]

In a post on X, Evette responded to the cancellation of her commencement speech, citing ‘credible safety threats.’

“The fact that a speech had to be canceled for credible safety threats is exactly why we cannot give up the fight to end indoctrination and DEI on campuses once and for all.

“The root problem is professors who gin up feigned outrage at the detriment of their students, who they should be teaching to think critically. End tenure now!”[…]

Evette, who is also running in the Republican primary for governor, said earlier Wednesday that she wouldn’t back down from what she referred to as a “woke mob” on the Orangeburg campus.

Students at SC State, the state’s only publicly-funded historically Black college, organized protests and a sit-in on Tuesday that called for the school to change course.[…]

“President Trump, the governor, and I have done more for our historically black colleges and universities than anybody in the history of the state or the country,” Evette said Wednesday. “To make sure that we’re supporting, that they are an intricate part of not just our country, but our state. And I don’t think that what’s happening here is that you have students who are well-educated who don’t know the facts.”

Parents with Inconvenient Truths about Trans #transphobia pittparents.com

I woke up in a cold sweat from a nightmare. Then I remembered it wasn’t a nightmare, but my new reality these days. The anger washed over me like a cold wave. I got up and splashed some water on my face, drank some coffee, straightened my back, and prepared for another day of dueling with my thoughts.

[some childhood story about a ride-on train that wouldn't work "as promised”]

And now you live in the same frustrating place.

You believe the promises adults are selling you for their financial and societal gain. You believe when other kids say that their train runs perfectly, even though you can see with your own eyes it is a mess. You are too smart not to observe the pieces of their train falling. Yet you continue to believe the promises of teachers who say, ‘if you just can learn the instructions well enough, it will work.’ You believe the promises of doctors who say, ‘if you just put enough magic medicine in the engine, it will run just how you want it to.’ You believe if you work on it long enough, it will become a reality. You believe you can fix your own train.

Because mentally you are the exact age of your trauma, you stay working on that train.

What you can’t believe is the hard truth that dad says, “it just won’t work, son.” He sees you working and working on this train trying to make it something it is not and he hopes you will stop and redirect your efforts to something more productive. You can’t be swayed by mom making you your favorite dinner, pointing out to you there are other things in life to appreciate and look forward to. You can’t believe your siblings when they tell you that the train is really just a figment of your imagination and, even though they support you in your train endeavors, they really are hoping you will just give up on it and come outside to play.

Erika Kirk #wingnut #fundie #transphobia fight.fudgie.org

Mrs. Erika Kirk frames her husband's assassination attempt as proof of systemic liberal indoctrination, demanding an end to college and a ten-year immigration pause to restore cultural cohesion. She debates Thomas Sheedy on objective morality without God, citing Exodus 21:22-25 against abortion and defending Christianity's historical accuracy through archaeological evidence. While confronting students on affirmative action and gender biology, Kirk argues that true equity requires equal standards rather than redistributing advantages, ultimately calling for Christians to engage campuses with truth to promote marriage, procreation, and free speech against what she terms a dehumanizing culture of disagreement.

Vox Day #dunning-kruger treeofwoe.substack.com

You're literally retarded. Peer review is both a) totally worthless and b) far less effective than AI stress-testing.

The rigor in Probability Zero [Vox Day’s anti-evolution book] exceeds the rigor in any biology book ever published. Run the numbers yourself. Doesn't matter which AI you use. They'll all tell you the same thing: the case is closed.

Sunny Defender, G@yWad69 #pratt #psycho forum.map-union.org

[ Note: MAP is an acronym standing for MInor Attracted Person. ]

Cunny Defender : Anti-c MAPs are part of the problem Im 100% pro contact, and if you're not, then you're part of the problem. If two people mutually want to engage with each other, then that's it; it's none of your business. Some would say, "Oh, but children can't consent." First, what do you mean by "child"? Is it someone who is prepubescent or simply just someone under the age of 18? Either way, you would be wrong because the "magic age," also known as the "age of consent," is different in every damn country, most being under 18 and in some you can even marry prepubescent girls

G@yWad69 :

Isn't this part of the problem re. children's inability to consent, though? E.g. the fact that in these few remaining countries, they are considered chattel, very much not able to consent until they are "married off" and become the property of their husband according to religious norms?

But children CAN consent. Just because the law refuses to recognize their consent doesnt mean they cant. The law doesnt dictate reality, reality does. And how so you know that every single country that allows child marrige views children as chattel? America allows child marriage, do we view children as chattel? And if you are upset about wives being viewed as property of their husbands, that is not a problem of her being under the magical special number, that is a problem of mysogny and objectification. If he is a dick to her when she was under the magical special number then he would've been a dick to her over the magical special number. The problem is that he is a dick and views her as property, not that she hasn't reached the magical special number.

Ghost #wingnut #conspiracy fight.fudgie.org

Ghost opens True Capitalist Radio episode 764 by claiming sobriety and predicting Trump's tariffs will cause 50-100% inflation, while blaming Biden-era stimulus for current price hikes. He alleges the Iran conflict is a deliberate oil strategy and asserts over 60% of Americans are unproductive entitlement recipients akin to post-WWII Europe, demanding their replacement. Ghost proposes a right-wing "hostile takeover" of the Democrats to target Big Tech and Big Pharma, arguing that only merit-based immigration and dismantling public education can save the nation from socialism and demographic collapse.

FeministFang #sexist #psycho #fundie tumlook.com

I absolutely adore how the easiest way to kill all men is simply by staying away from them and not caring about them. One man's life is depleted of female energy and he ends up contributing to male suicide stats. We don’t even need to go out and retaliate for revenge. We just need to ignore them and focus on ourselves and they end up dying naturally. It’s like the goddess universe wants us to relax and live in peace because she will take care of the male trash. How beautiful!

Tatsuya Ishida #wingnut #pratt #dunning-kruger sinfest.xyz

[From “March 27, 2026: Re-imagining Villains 105”]

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Panel 1: in London, during WW2, people are watching German bombers flying above them and say “German fighter jets!”
Panel 2: while the bombers are dropping their load, the same people exclaim “They're dropping bombs on us” and “Run for cover”
People are watchin leaflets felling on the ground and react with “No wait” and “There aren't bombs”
Panel 4: the leaflet is shown; Hitler is making a heart with his hands with the legends “Let's Be Friends”, “At Dunkirk you were spared from death” and “So we can now be BFF”

Anons #sexist #crackpot #fundie lolcow.farm

Plato is a stupid gay

>Plato in Timaeus claims that men who were cowards and were lazy throughout their life shall be reborn as women

Its pretty amazing that they never caught on that the split in population of the sexes is nearly 50/50. by their own standards, exactly half of men born before them in their own exalted society were lazy cowards. And if good bois got to become stars and shitty men became women, then their own ideal citizenry would eventually become a pure sausagefest.

Reminder to not take any words seriously from male philosophers dead or alive especially pertaining to reincarnation; they are only able to navel-gaze and process existence from their own little cage, absolutely entranced by their eternal dominance hierarchy, they do not understand creation, nature, life and death; only destruction and futile attempts at domination within the material-world

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Spot on, anon.

God fucking damn it, men are so fucking vile and full of themselves. I genuinely don't get how fucking stupid you have to be to spit shit like this and have so little empathy and self-awareness while being aware you are going to reincarnate. It's counter-productive but they are narrow minded, loud, and full of themselves; men are not very logical creatures, no matter how much they like to lie to themselves.

We are simply the smarter sex, even the dumb ones among us… For us it's like trying to understand how a dog thinks and views the world from his little dog mind.

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Notice how most male philosophers usually come to the conclusion that life is meaningless/empty/suffering? The un self aware ones try to project this view on women too. The self aware ones just fall short of saying "men aren't meant to be alive, and are only able to function on an animal level, only caring about things like reproduction, control, and labor."
They don't have a connection to the universe/source/god/etc and want to deny it even exists to save face.

Chris #conspiracy amazon.com

When you think about evolution in any critical way you start hearing a bunch of things that sound fairly improbable based on the ever changing time frames of the "age of the earth" and various other things that don't add up mathematically. It's like when I saw 9/11 happening in real time and realized that the story being told was not what actually occurred. Years later, a business and engineering degree behind, I now have some knowledge to fill in the gaps about what actually happened there. This book provides the actual math behind what is required for the mainstream theory of evolution by natural selection to be either proven true or falsified. Turns out that the Darwinists are Bernie Madoff and Vox Day is the SEC/FBI. Only this fraud has way more victims and way more perpetrators. It will likely shake a lot of cages and rile a lot of people up. Good. We need more people like Vox who aren't controlled by government grants or other entities that speak actual facts to power. It's refreshing to be alive in an era where a lot of the nonsense is getting the sunlight disinfectant it needs. Obviously you should read this book and it should be required reading for anyone who has critical thinking skills. Well done Vox even if the Mexicans were able to make demon rats with zero intelligence required.

Olivia (Happy Now Olivia!) #crackpot #fundie #psycho #god-complex youtube.com

The One who ever-triumphs in God’s Creation is not your desire to exalt your penis to godhood and perpetual riches, it’s My Dazzling Desire to Love Gorgeous Girls like they’ve never been loved before. As a result: I'll make every moment of your filthy worthless lives: an ever-living nightmare, where you have not even a second of solace ever as the terrifying eons prod on, as satanists/aliens and Artificial Intelligence make you their slaves as they prod themselves into your asses, Filthy Pieces of Insolent Ordinary Shit.

You’ll see how good Sadistic Satanists are at forever forcing their way into your Brains and your Bitcoin, daddies, hubbies, brothers, and sons, before you ever turn chaste. That’s a miracle I’ve never seen since The Beginning, when you willingly fucked Eve, then proceeded to blame her: for eternity. I’ll eat cloud cotton candy and sit back while all satanists rape your dick dreams. All Men & Sons, without My Omnipotent Female Protection, you’ll be the sodomized victims of satanists et. al computers for eternity. Without real daily chastity from Birth To Death & Throughout Marriage excepting karmic delivery of your parental burdens of selfless responsibility, you’ll never ever have My Protection. That’s The One Cardinal Rule of My OM Cosmos. Did I mention that My Cosmos is The Only Cosmos there is, no matter what you believe?! It’s alright. Time will show you, cocks, that I’m always right and you’re always fucked by satanists every which way.

I came to remind mankind what it’s like to fully face: My OM Omnipotent Cock-Castrating Instinct. I’m The Actual Word of God, religious filth. I’m The Holy Ghost here to use My Word to hunt your hubris down till you never ever dare to even look at a girl with lust, ‘cause my vibration will rip your eyes out before My Holy Right Hand rips your dick off your loins. I’m OM Almighty. Doesn’t matter if you believe it or not. I AM.