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Quote# 138996

I am so sick and tired of these neo-evangelical, dead, lukewarm, lifeless, fuddy-duddy churches today, like the Harvest Baptist Church on Guam! Did I mention that they forced me out and banned me from returning! Yes, it is true! Do you know why? It is because I AM RIGHT AND THEY ARE WRONG ON THE HOLY BIBLE. They are all shameful Bob Jones graduates! The truth hurts, don't it! I mean, I couldn't put it any simpler. This is what happens when light meets darkness, when a real Hyles-Anderson College graduate (back when HAC graduates still believed what Dr. Hyles actually taught) meets the neo-evangelical Bob Jones University camp!!! I wouldn't give you a dime for that mess at Bob Jones, nor their sorry graduates. What a shame to the cause of Christ. The gloves are off!


David J. Stewart, Jesus is Savior 15 Comments [7/19/2018 11:04:09 AM]
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Quote# 138995

My formerly raised vegetarian/vegan brother was convinced by his otherwise brilliant, kind, compassionate (young, yet old school, from a machismo culture) doctor - with my brother having absolutely no physical, mental, psychological issues - that there's no reason for him to stay away from eating animal products, that they're good for him, that they're healthy. There was no reason given for why my brother, specifically, should have it, only the doctor didn't know a reason to stay away. My brother, who used to be a compassionate, logical, learning, thinking, researching young man, went on and off about vegetarianism/veganism. He and his girlfriend, both doctors - she's a pediatrician, older than he is, tells him what's what, feeds her children organic whole milk, demands my parents have it for her, thinking it's healthy, she feeds the children regular chicken, regular meat, lots of fruits and vegetables, too, sure, she knows that much, she accepts cakes plus all desserts from all grandparents she thinks she's doing favors to or accepts money and gifts from - this simple girl doctor who cut her work to three days a week, who didn't even want her first child to have a cupcake or bite of cake for birthday number one because it's not healthy, yet she's financially supported by several generations of family on all sides...I don't get it... she makes sure the mother in law buys it all for her, she's constantly given anything she wants or doesn't want but accepts, feeds to the children, to my family, as my big brother, formerly healthy in mind, body, soul, is a new medical resident, has had fewer hours of nutrition in medical school than I've studied in high school honors with projects, extra credit etc. I'm worried about my brother - the animal eating, the being manipulated, the quick shift, the weight gain, the lack of sleep from 24-36 hour shifts, the stress, the heart palpitations from stress since the girlfriend, job, children...the no time to think, rethink, take time...it's so frightening...he's become worse since getting with a pediatrician, going to medical school. These are the really smart ones, too. The ones who went into this not for money or a title, the ones who care. What can be done? It's terrifying. They're going to influence a generation or more. Also, I'd like my true brother back.?

Emuna Bee, Youtube 8 Comments [7/19/2018 11:04:04 AM]
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Submitted By: hydrolythe

Quote# 138994

The trannies know they can get away with this now because they have the tyrannical force of the law on their side. If you laugh at them, if you demur at their claims to be what they say they are, they can get you hounded from your job or prosecuted for “transphobia”. Trannies are the new Jews. They destroy your life if you point out the absurdity of their claims.

czakal, Wordpress 3 Comments [7/19/2018 11:03:57 AM]
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Submitted By: hydrolythe

Quote# 138993

Catholics are Christians who follow the Bible. I don't understand your complaint.

Guest Verified:

It's very true. Consult your dictionary. Or a history book.

Guest Verified:
I already have. I now recognize you as a former poster under a new nic. You keep going on about the catholic organization yet you deny actual history, and actual dictionary definitions.

I am not a former poster, just someone who understands that Catholics are Christians and considering the entire world already knows this and you don't, maybe you simply enjoy your fringey opinion a little too much. If you are the type of Christian who argues with the dictionary and settled sources, then you identify yourself as someone who is too unreasonable to converse with.

Guest Verified:
The oldest Christian church is not catholic. The early Church was Jewish. The oldest archaeologically established church building is Eastern Orthodox. catholic commentary refers to the added extras the catholic establishment puts in and takes out to control the masses. It's not the true Word of God.

The Catholic church is AMONG the oldest churches. It's certainly far older, more established and more relevant than the church you belong to which ultimately branched from it. So if you're saying it's not the true Word of God, then yours isn't either. In terms of Christianity, for centuries, it is all there was.

Guest Verified:
You keep repeating that, but it isn't true. That's propaganda. The early church was Jewish.

It isn’t propaganda, I am referring to the period prior to the Protestant Reformation, the very point of which should clearly illustrate that Catholics are Christians.

Guest Verified:
The Christian Church existed long before the pope or Martin Luther. Read the Bible.

That has no bearing on whether the Catholic church is Christian. The Catholic church canonized the Bible to begin with.

Guest Verified:
You clearly are ignorant of basic church history and your own cult's history.

Guest Verified, Christian News Network 13 Comments [7/19/2018 11:03:41 AM]
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Submitted By: Jocasta

Quote# 138991

[They are all reacting to the same poster]

Re: Nationalist 'leprosy' spreading in Europe, Macron says


In MY opinion we should strengthen the EU and have it become a federal organisation. We should have an official language (Even as a French i know that English would be the more logical and efficient choice) and some standards (for example for electrical norms).

Why should we destroy all the cultural and ethnic diversity and self-governance by melting every nation to a one rootless and superficial economical bloc?

This kind of union should happen everywhere in the world, with south america, parts of Asia, Africa, the middle east...

If the unions would be like EU is today, I would have no issue with them. The issues arise when these unions start having authority over different peoples and their self-governing nations.

To finally unite mankind under one flag, one language, one economical and social system. The next step or one of the steps used for this should also be a greater push for space exploration and the institution of colonies. Survival of the specie being the key.

I don't want a world where all the cultures and languages are wiped out by some utopian vision of a united mankind.

Ask yourself, if not constrained by fictional boundaries, scarcity or artificial differences, without the idea of nation states, without outdated notions of binary ideologies and the market as a motivational factor, what exactly is it that keeps us from achieving all that mankind dreams ? Nothing.

My dream is a culturally diverse planet where different peoples have the means to choose their own future with their own rules and customs. Not an artificial political entity with huge power but zero legitimacy in the eyes of these people, controlling us in ways that we don't even want.


Well then you dreams has no chance of surviving, it will only end in conflict.

I would rather choose conflict now and peace later than believing in a fairy tail and getting hit in the head after.

Imagining that there would be no conflicts in "united mankind" is such a delusion and fairy tale you talk about.

What do you think will happen when there will be no national competition and conflicts? There will be racial, ethnic, religious and ideological conflicts.

Nature hates vacuum.

Utopian ideologists are responsible for the most horrible atrocities in human history.

Still better than the stupid form of national institution we have right now.

Conflict can be solved if you have the will to do what need to be done also.

What is "better"? Do you know who religious and racist fanatics are? You will get that on global scale!

Same can be said about current way humans organize.

The idea of "humanity united under one flag" is more than obsolete. There will always be regions and cities, we are as close to the peaceful earth as it gets. Going further means global police state.

Why should mankind be united under one flag?

That sounds like an entropic Christian hogwash to me.

Jesus dude, that's some fucked up naive, Star Trek, Sci-Fi bullshit that you just wrote.

Nah, I prefer to have my country, my culture and my language over some stitched up bullshit nation that usually ends with a shit ton of bloodshed.

Tribalism is human nature.

various commenters, r/europe 5 Comments [7/19/2018 11:03:30 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

Quote# 138990

Peaceful multicultural societies don’t exist, Dutch FM says in explosive leaked speech

Peaceful multicultural societies don’t exist and the EU won’t be able to force “equal” migrant distribution on Eastern Europe, where people of color are beaten to a pulp, the Dutch FM said according to a leaked video.
The explosive comments were delivered by Dutch Foreign Minister Stef Blok during a private meeting attended by some 80 people working for the Netherlands’ international organizations. Footage of Blok speaking to the audience via video link was leaked to the current affairs program Zembla on Wednesday, and the inflammatory remarks promptly spread through the Dutch media.

“I have asked my ministry this and I will pose the question here as well,” Blok can be heard saying in the video. “Give me an example of a multi-ethnic or a multi-cultural society, in which the original population still lives, and where there is a peaceful cohabitation. I don’t know one.”

The minister went further and said it might be all fun and games to go to a “Turkish bakery on Sunday” if you live in a well-off part of a city, but a “number of side effects” promptly become tangible if one lives in a migrant-packed neighborhood.

“You very quickly reach the limits of what a society can take,” Blok stated.

One of the event goers gave Suriname as an example of a peaceful multicultural society. Bok, however, brushed off the claim, branding the former Dutch colony “a failed state.”

“And that is largely to do with the ethnic divisions,” Blok said.

Singapore was then given as an example of such a society. Blok agreed with that to a certain degree, stating, however, that the tiny South Asian country is actually very careful in its migration policies. “Singapore is indeed a mini-country, extremely selective in its migration,” Blok stated. “They do not allow poor migrants. Yes, eventually, possibly for cleaning.”

The minister also casted doubts on whether an agreement between the EU countries on “equal” distribution of migrants can actually be reached. Extreme levels of xenophobia, which allegedly persist in Eastern Europe would not allow the EU to “force through” such a deal, Blok claimed.

“Walk along any street in Warsaw or Prague. There are no colored people. These people are gone within a week, they get beaten to a pulp. They have no life there,” Blok stated. “I don’t think we are going to manage to force through an agreement at a central European level that every country will take the same number of refugees. Eastern Europeans will never agree.”

The Zembla program approached the minister for comment over his fiery speech at the event. Blok explained the speech was designed to spark a discussion, yet it was not quite suited for a larger audience.

“My role in the Q&A session was partly to stimulate. I used examples in the closed meeting which could be unfortunate in public debate,” he told Zembla.

The debate turned out to be larger than the minister expected, since a number of Dutch politicians – left-wingers, primarily – reacted angrily to his remarks. Labor MP and former foreign aid minister Lilianne Ploumen described Blok’s speech as “extremely unprofessional” and filed parliamentary questions on whether his remarks represented the cabinet policy. Others condemned the “crude” wording of the Blok speech and demanded that he explain it.

Stef Blok, rt.com 3 Comments [7/19/2018 11:03:25 AM]
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Quote# 138988

My son used to play Barbie with his older sisterHe grew out of it.
Now they knit together. Heck, I even learned to knit.

But they both have many other diverse interests.

We work very hard to not enforce gender stereotyped play, but I agree strongly in principle with parental discretion in limiting cross-gender behavior it when it becomes a problem. The extreme cases described in the diary are examples where the parents let the behavior get out of control for years and years.

It becomes a problem when it egregiously violates social norms.

For example, it's not appropriate for boys to wear dresses to school unless it's a costume. And parents who don't act before this becomes a risk (as evidenced by a growing preference at home) are playing with fire.

I can manage my own toleranceI can't manage the tolerance of every person that my child encounters.

Children are not social experiments.

Children are not exercises in public demonstration of moral outrage.

Children are not vehicles for political theater.

You get one chance with a child.

CA Libertarian, Daily Kos 4 Comments [7/19/2018 11:03:19 AM]
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Quote# 138987

Sermon 1:Episcopagans and Gender
By Bro. Steven R.
"But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven."-Matthew 10:33
"After this manner therefore pray ye: Our Father which art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name.
10 Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done in earth, as it is in heaven.
11 Give us this day our daily bread.
12 And forgive us our debts, as we forgive our debtors.
13 And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil: For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever. Amen."-Matthew 6:9-13
Welcome to my new site! Let's talk about what the Episcopagans did during their general convention.
Apparently God doesn't have a gender anymore, despite God being quite clearly described using masculine terms in the Inspired KJV! Even in the Episcopagans own liberal NRSV God isn't an effeminate sissy! They want to turn Our Father into Our Parent or Guardian! They also want to make up more pronouns! Instead of Himself, they use Godself! How retarded are they?! Did these bishops ride the short bus to the general convention coming up with such malarkey?! Wicked!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is coming from the same geniuses who decided that it's appropriate for 6'4 men in drag to use the same bathroom as little Susie and her granny! How ridiculous! Apparently they're going to remove masculine gender terms from their prayer books! What's next, gender neutral Bibles?! Wait, I shouldn't give them any more idiotic ideas! Did Jesus have a pseudo vagina made from male genital mutilation like Bruce Jenner and Bradley Manning and Michael Soetoro and Daniel Roem?! Was ze "non-binary" or something else totally made up in liberal candy land?!
I really am lost for words! How do these morons have the nerve and gall to even call themselves Christians when they deny even that Jesus was a MAN?! Maybe they need to have an intellectually honest moment and join the pagans in the Unitarian Universalist group!

Steven R., SimplyChristian 7 Comments [7/19/2018 2:08:03 AM]
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Quote# 138982

The Fake News Media menstruates over Trump’s “lies” but what they don’t see is that their agenda is driven by psychological projection of their own Big Lies onto Trump, who has committed the sin of telling Big Truths, which is a crucifix and garlic to the vampires of the media who traffic in pushing a decades-old Narrative that defies reality and sucks the lifeblood of healthy, humanized nationhood.

Trump’s very existence — and by extension the existence of an Army of Shitlords who voted for him — is a corporeal rebuke to the Lords of Lies. As I’ve written, Trump’s hyperbole is on the level of little fibs meant to drive his foes over the edge of sanity, exposing their inherent extremism, a provocation to which they dutifully comply. But in the world of Real News, Trump tells Big Truths, which daily reminds media whores that they sacrificed their integrity to tell Big Lies to push an agenda driven by self-fluffing fealty to their elitism.

The media are adept in telling Little Truths — adherence to semantics and trivial “fact checks” that hide more than they illuminate — to cloak themselves in the garb of trustworthiness and to conceal their real purpose as manipulators of consensus, but Big Truths like the kind Trump tells every day expose Big Lies to bleaching sunlight, which explains the incoherent rage of the media, deep state, and uniparty.

They can’t stand that Trump effortlessly and routinely belies their pretensions and exposes their malevolence simply by “telling it like it is”.

Trump tells more stone cold truth in a few days than the Globohomo Establishment — media, deep state, bureaucracy, academia, entertainment — tell in their miserable lives.

And that is why they hate him.

CH, Chateau Heartiste 16 Comments [7/19/2018 1:57:46 AM]
Fundie Index: 6

Quote# 138981

In 1884, meridian time personnel met
in Washington to change Earth time.
First words said was that only 1 day
could be used on Earth to not change
the 1 day bible. So they applied the 1
day and ignored the other 3 days.
The bible time was wrong then and it
proved wrong today. This a major lie
has so much evil feed from it's wrong.
No man on Earth has no belly-button,
it proves every believer on Earth a liar.

anonymous, Y! answers 6 Comments [7/19/2018 1:57:26 AM]
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Quote# 138974

(=Regarding pro gay interpretations of scripture=)

"All evidence points to David and Jonathan being having a more than platonic"
What evidence?
"Still doesn't distract from the histrorical and cultural likelyhood that Jesus met a gay centurion, and gave him and his blessing to his lover"
Pure invention. First, learn to spell, second, the evidence is against your interpretation of 'pais'.

I P Knightly, Premier 6 Comments [7/18/2018 1:30:38 PM]
Fundie Index: 0

Quote# 138972

There are MANY thieves and robbers in the world today, who are trying to illegally enter Heaven. There is only one way to Heaven—God's way—which is by faith in Jesus Christ alone (John 14:6). Anyone who ADDS self-righteousness to faith is going to Hellfire, because genuine faith EXCLUDES all else. Many religions today teach the damnable heresy of Baptismal Regeneration, i.e., the false doctrine that a person MUST be water baptized to be saved. Many religions require good works of people in order to get to Heaven; BUT, Romans 4:5 states... “But to him that worketh not, but believeth on him that justifieth the ungodly, his faith is counted for righteousness.”

Are you a thief or a robber? Have you been trying to get to Heaven some OTHER WAY, i.e., other than Jesus Christ alone? Acts 4:10-12 plainly states... “Be it known unto you all, and to all the people of Israel, that by the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, whom ye crucified, whom God raised from the dead, even by him doth this man stand here before you whole. This is the stone which was set at nought of you builders, which is become the head of the corner. Neither is there salvation in any other: for there is none other name under heaven given among men, whereby we must be saved.” The Word of God couldn't be any clearer.

So many people today have their own way of doing things, and falsely think God is going to pardon them on Judgment Day. Think again! Cain was very sincere, but God refused his grain offering (Genesis 4:5). In Matthew 7:21-23 we read about some very sincere religious folks, but God rejected their professed goodness and religious commitment. Many people have a problem being told what to do. By nature, our rebellious sin-nature is selfish, and desires to do things it's own way. This is why most religious people are going to Hell—because they want a part in their own salvation—whether it be performing good works, forsaking their own sins, or being a faithful church member in a certain denomination. What most people FAIL to realize is that salvation is 100% of God, and not of man at all. Matthew 6:33 states... “But seek ye first the kingdom of God, and his righteousness; and all these things shall be added unto you.” If you want to go to Heaven, then you need HIS RIGHTEOUSNESS! Self-righteousness is a guaranteed road to Hellfire.

Judaism is of the Devil. Lutheranism is of the Devil. Seventh-Day Adventism is of the Devil. Mormonism and Jehovah's Witnesses are of the Devil. Islam is of the Devil. Catholicism is of the Devil. The Church of Christ is of the Devil. United Churches of Christ are of the Devil. The Charismatic Movement is of the Devil. The Church of England is of the Devil. These are all thieves and robbers, who are attempting to sneak into Heaven by SOME OTHER WAY (John 10:1).

You don't need to attempt to break into Heaven, by sneaking over a wall as a thief, or digging a tunnel underneath like some robber. The Door is wide open, a free gift if you'll receive it, paid for by the precious blood of Christ Jesus (1st Peter 1:18,19). Jesus Christ IS THE DOOR (John 10:9). Yes, there are many thieves and robbers today, who are seeking to enter Heaven apart from faith ALONE in Jesus Christ. Tragically, they will one day be in horror when they are pronounced GUILTY and then cast into the Lake of Fire forever.

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Savior 9 Comments [7/18/2018 1:30:19 PM]
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Quote# 138980

Muslimcels, have you tried djinn women?

I'm pretty much ready to totally give up on femoids, they are all whores who live only to rack up high body counts with Chads. Djinn are smarter, pretty much better at doing anything than humans are, and are loyal in relationships. I think a djinn woman would probably be better for me than a femoid. Where do I go to find djinn ladies? What do I do? How do I cold approach a female djinn? I might be getting my hopes up, they might all only want Djinn Chad anyway...

Sparrow's Song, incels.me 15 Comments [7/18/2018 11:40:49 AM]
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Submitted By: Pharaoh Bastethotep

Quote# 138979

Life is barbaric suffering / prolonged torture, for us.

For many of us, our introduction to life out of the womb, was having our genitals mutilated by a surgeon. Then to attend public education that systematically hates boys. Then to realize you're an incel for whatever reason. Then to develop mental problems. Then to work cuckwage jobs until your soul has been murdered. Then to reach NEET/LDAR only to be threatened that if you don't "get back on track" you'll be homeless. Then to contemplate roping. Then to realize you're just as scared of roping, as you are of living.

What in the actual fuck are we supposed to do ? How could this possibly be real ? This entire experience is a wide awake nightmare from HELL. I wish more of us had the resources and the nerve to ERadicate the cause of our suffering. The only thing that brings a smile to my face is the rare occasion when normies get a taste of their own goddamn medicine.

Hikikomori, incels.me 7 Comments [7/18/2018 11:40:46 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: Pharaoh Bastethotep

Quote# 138978

incel = classwarfare; the inevitable future.

Society is slowly reorganizing itself around hypergamy, this drives most societal changes over the past 100 years. The vast majority of males will not mate, and will be segregated from society; while a few males have more than a dozen concubines,

Eugenics on a global scale, or any individual 'self improvement' or change isn't a viable solution. The incel class will always have to exist (and form a majority) in the hypergamy structure. Therefore a form of non-aggressive and preferably non-visible form of segregation will have to be employed to keep society running smoothly.

incels will be infantalized via culture, distracted and satiated until their lonely deaths with anime and videogames. Eventually UBI will be applied so incels can truly self-segregate themselves from the economy itself. Other types of technology like VR or legalized drugs will probably be used too.
Slowly die in your one room apartment watching anime and playing nintendo games; sorry it's required of you.
do not show your face in public

The only technological solution I can think of that can overcome this social structure is to increase the number of women, so we would need to produce a dozen females for each male. This is vastly less inefficient than the segregation option (seeing as most females are strictly consumers and a drain on society); so I highly highly doubt this will happen.
Any idea to return to enforced monogamy is reactionary and a retarded idea, that system is exactly what naturally progressed to this point anyway.
Inceldom is the inevitable path along the march of history.

LSS.ILLYA.SERIES, incels.me 8 Comments [7/18/2018 11:40:39 AM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: Pharaoh Bastethotep

Quote# 138977

I would rather be a refugee than a normie white male in Europe
Just think about it. Just think about the benefits you can get as a refugee. Basically, the government provides everything for you: housing, food, money etc ... You don't need to work at all.

Plus, if you need more money you can rob some white beta male European cuck. This happens regularly at night in Europe, cucks even carry 100€ in the front pocket to give to a robber so they leave them alone without taking their wallet.

And the biggest advantage for a refugee is that he can rape any prime blonde Stacy on the street that he wants, without any repercussions. They only get caught if they are stupid, they can easily participate in gangbangs as a group and no one will find them in the sea of refugees. I haven't seen one refugee get caught for rape. Just take a look at this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Year's_Eve_sexual_assaults_in_Germany
There are hundreds of cases like this throughout Europe. Maybe only a small percentage gets caught.

I'm seriously feeling sorry for ethnics that are second or third generation immigrants and didn't come here in the recent wave of immigration. Only people getting sex in Europe right now are chads and refugees, that's why I am sad I wasn't born a refugee, instead, I was born a stupid degenerate below-average white guy. My only option now is SEA, Europe is long gone.

Unwanted, incels.me 6 Comments [7/18/2018 11:40:34 AM]
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Submitted By: Pharaoh Bastethotep

Quote# 138976

You missed my point. Homosexuality *is* self-indulgence by its very nature.
God abominates homosexuality, and if you think otherwise you are just kidding yourself.

I P Knightly, Premier 8 Comments [7/18/2018 11:37:22 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: CC

Quote# 138975

Homosexuality is idolatry, it is the worship of yourself, a sort of narcissism where you indulge yourself with someone like yourself. And do you not look like a mortal man?

The Bible doesn't obsess with 'sexuality' because it doesn't exist, as I said. Nor would I have any interest in it if it were not that sinners use it as an excuse for their sin.

Martin, Premier 11 Comments [7/18/2018 11:37:16 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: CC

Quote# 138973

Jesus, Paul and the theological liberal

Jesus: And if your eye causes you to sin, tear it out. It is better for you to enter the Kingdom of God with one eye than with two eyes to be thrown into Hell, where the worm never dies and the fire never quenches. (Matthew 9:47)

Strawman: Whoawhoawhoa Jesus, WHOAAA! Don't you know what that sounds like to people ?

(=Addressing the audience=)

Strawman: Alright guys, so check it out. I know that sounded super bad, but Jesus didn't REALLY mean what it seemed like he obviously meant with all that ugly sin and hell and fire and stuff. There's metaphors, smiles and just WAIT until you here about this one garbage dump...

Next panel.

Paul: Or do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: neither the sexually immoral, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor men who practice homosexuality, - (1 Corinthians 6:9)

Strawman: PAUL! Wait man! Did you really have to include THAT one ?

(=Addressing the audience=)

Strawman: Alright guys, wow, yeah that def sounded waay not OK. I know it sounds like Paul was talking about men who practiced homosexuality when he said "Men who practiced homosexuality" but there are different ways of looking at it, lemme just explain it to you okay ?

Next panel.

Jesus: Just as Jonah spent three days and nights in the belly of a fish, so will the Son of Man spend three days and nights in the heart of- (Matthew 12:40)

Strawman: (bursts out laughing) JESUS! So embarrassing!!! Please just stop now and let me explain this to people.

(=Addressing the audience=)

Strawman: I know Jesus just validated as literal one of the craziest sounding stories of the Old Testament but listen: he didn't mean it LITERALLY, you know ? Jesus would never say something that contradicts science - he's just referring to this story as, like, a Jewish legend or something. Everyone knows there's no way a dude could live inside a huge fish for three days! Even God can't make that happen.

Next panel.

Paul: But even if we or an angel from heaven should preach to you a gospel contrary to the one we preached to you, let him be accursed. As we have said before, so now I say again: If anyone is preaching to you a gospel contrary to the one you received, let him be accursed. (1 Galations 8:9)

Strawman: PAUL! BRO! Harsh sounding for reals.

(=Addressing the audience=)

Strawmen: Wow Paul can be an animated fellow huh! I know that sounded pretty bad but listen, it's not as it seems: God's love is big enough to cover ALL people and by what I mean by that is whatever you or o want to be true about God and how he deals with people is true. Okay :)

Next panel.

Jesus: Whoever is ashamed of me and my words, the Son of Man will be ashamed of them when he comes in his glory and in the glory of the Father and of the holy angels. (Luke 9:26)

Strawman: JESUS! Ugh, that sounds so bad!!!

(=Attempts to address the audience=)

Strawman: Alright look, Jesus didn't really mean that he just... (Pauses before glancing to the side) Hey you didn't really mean that, right ?

Adam Ford, Adam4D 9 Comments [7/18/2018 11:36:42 AM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: Christopher

Quote# 138970

“I want to denounce the leftist junta that manipulates the common opinion in Greece for decades since the allegedly right side declares that respects the struggles of the left parties and serve the left wing. And this leftist junta sees everywhere, even in the protests for our Macedonia, fascist and nazi people. You are wring. You are only afraid of the people and this is why you do not proceed to the most needed solution. The declaration of a referendum in order to see if Greek People agree with the agreement at Prespa or not.

Golden Dawn insists: Referendum in order for Greek People to decide for their future on this important matter. We will constantly repeat it: Macedonia is only one and is Greek!”

Nikolaos G. Michaloliakos, Golden Dawn 7 Comments [7/18/2018 9:53:36 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: hydrolythe

Quote# 138968

Exposing Universalism: A Comprehensive Guide to the Faulty Appeals Made by Universalists Paul Young, Brian McLaren, Rob Bell, and Others Past and Present to Promote a New Kind of Christianity

In recent decades universal reconciliation (UR) has sharpened its attack on evangelical faith. By their fiction and nonfiction, and by film (The Shack), universalists such as Paul Young, Brian McLaren, Rob Bell, and others are propagating the idea that the love of God trumps all other attributes of God including his holiness and justice. From this starting point universalists believe that all people are born as children of God, that all are going to heaven, that all must embrace God’s love. Those who reject God in this life will repent after death and escape hell. Even the devil and his angels will repent from hell and go to heaven.

Universalism is an old idea. Christians have confronted UR since the third century and refuted it as heresy—heresy because UR believes that faith in Jesus is unnecessary. Thus, the death of Jesus Christ as an atonement for sin becomes unnecessary.

Through his acquaintance with Paul Young, De Young is increasingly concerned that Young and other universalists are misleading many. In this book De Young challenges all the arguments that universalists make—their appeals to the Bible, to logic and reason, and to church history—and shows that they are unconvincing.

James De Young, Google Books 5 Comments [7/18/2018 8:35:18 AM]
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Submitted By: CC

Quote# 138961

I saw Jesus sitting at the right hand of the Father in a holy city in the Father's empire. The Bible never says Jesus was enthroned at the right hand of God; it says He was enthroned. God sits on a seat of authority on a throne within His heavenly city, and Jesus sits in a royal seat next to the Father at His right hand. Jerusalem is God's Heavenly city. This is the city we sing about in worship songs.

David Taylor, My Trip to Heaven: Face to Face with Jesus 6 Comments [7/18/2018 3:01:37 AM]
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Submitted By: Denizen

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No matter what you believe in op its clear, "every knee will bow, every tongue shall confess He is king"
That's can be a very fearful thought translating into anger , resentment, or any kind if disbelief towards Him.
Or it can be satisfying, especially for His followers, the ones that obey His command. I can't wait for that day. Not because "I'm perfect" far from it. But that's why our 'ticket to heaven' isn't granted to us by good works, but by obedience.
Questioning God is like a piece of pottery questioning the creator of the pottery. What right does it have? The creator has every right to do whatever it so chooses.
& instead of thanking the creator, it blames him for everything wrong

pro_user_here_, 9Gag 8 Comments [7/18/2018 3:01:25 AM]
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Submitted By: Denizen

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(=A respone to a homosexual interpretation of the centurion and his servant=)

he account takes all the things stated by the comments into account, but all forget one thing..Jesus! Jesus knew what he was doing, not snookered by the elders or the centurion. He knew the Mosaic law about homosexuality he knew the authority behind it, his Father. so if what is being said he healed a gay man, this is incorrect. In each example during his 3 and a half year ministry Jesus never once was in accomplice in ones sins but told never to do it again. forgave them and directed them toward another path. Never to keep something sinful going. Jesus knew the heart of the centurion and if what is being said, Jesus would not have healed the 'pais', it would have been against everything he stood for, even the love his own Father is. Ones want love to continue to cover all sins, even while we keep doing them, but the time will come when God will not cover us with mercy and love but remove evil, wickedness and sin from this earth. That is love, not keep picking us up, but truly teaching us how to walk without falling. Not feeding us crumbs, but teaching us how to feed ourselves fully. This is true love!

Houseman, Patheos 7 Comments [7/17/2018 3:49:10 PM]
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Quote# 138947

It hurts to be ignored. When you call somebody and they don't call you back, you want to break their pencil...lol. Seriously, you wish you could get them fired or put them in jail. I hate jerks. But I always find comfort in Scriptures such as Ecclesiastes 12:14 which says God will bring EVERY WORK into judgment. In Matthew 12:36 Jesus warned that God will judge men for their very words.

Certainly it's not my place to say what God will or won't do, but I DO KNOW that God does care, and he has set the Golden Rule as the benchmark for judgment Day... Matthew 7:12, “Therefore all things whatsoever ye would that men should do to you, do ye even so to them: for this is the law and the prophets.” God is going to judge you on the basis of how you would have wanted people to treat you. Anything that you do to someone else will be judged by your own principles. A man once said to me that we all live by our own book. What that interprets to is that everyone is selfishly and sinfully doing that which is right in their own eyes. Well, I choose to live by God's Book... the holy Bible. I treat others the way I want to be treated. Your book doesn't matter. God's Word is all that matters.

I have a tender-heart and get my feelings hurt easily. I'm not embarrassed to admit that. I've had people in life advise me to grow thicker skin. I've tried but it's not in my nature. I am a kind person.

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Savior 18 Comments [7/17/2018 3:48:55 PM]
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