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Quote# 1508

The Word says we are to TEST THE SPIRITS [that appear as angels and start new religions]. How much clearer could that warning be? How can you test the spirit?...by seeing if what they say, in any way shape or form contradicts the Word of God. If it does, we know its not from God.

Lordschild, Rapture Ready 6 Comments [11/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1509

I'm not trying to be mean, but what we see is you putting your faith in a church. A church that believes and teaches doctrines that are contrary to the Word of God and doctrines that are even non-existent. You've made your decision, you can serve your church, we've made our decision and we will serve the Lord.

imfree, Rapture Ready 6 Comments [11/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1510

Your "story" has so many misrepresentations and false assumptions and conclusions that I wouldn't know where to begin in correcting them. You present Christians as having no real or valid evidence for the existence of God, for example. And you present the God that they believe in as being an obviously inconsistent and cruel Being. And you present the evils done in the name of Christianity as being the responsibility of true Christians, or at least as things validly derivable from the Bible. All misrepresentations, at best.

Douglas J. Bender, Internet Infidels 7 Comments [11/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1511

islam derived from christianity. if bible were fiction, there would be no ground for the existence of islam. besides, God does talk to us, and the Holy Spirit does move in us, how should this be explained? to be honest, even a few minutes ago before i pressed my keyboard, i felt God in my little prayer.

seule, Faith Freedom International 5 Comments [11/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1512

[On atheist morality]Why do you want a relationship when you could have a bunch of different women, thus passing on your DNA more effectively? Along those lines, why not just rape women if you can get away with it?

s0uljah, Christian Forums 21 Comments [11/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1513

Why not, you've submitted your wits to believing that an uncaused explosion just happened, allowing you to evolve from time and ooze. Why not submit your "wits" to believing God created you? What if God is true, and you stand before His throne? He did a job, and He supplied evidence. You didn't believe it; that's your problem. He's perfect and you're not. If you don't have Christ to cover up your imperfections, there's no other place for people, than h*ll.

Defender of the Faith 777, Christian Forums 7 Comments [11/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1514

In the end, budddyh, yes, if forced to, I will believe the Bible to be true no matter what happens. Why? Because I have nothing to lose by doing it, and everything to gain. On the opposite, non-believers have everything to lose, and nothing to gain, by not believing in it. And I do not say this with sarcasm or wittiness. I'm being serious. There may not be 100% evidence, and there's even evidence that appears to easily contradict it. I, however, choose to believe that the Lord will make it clear to me someday. If I get scoffed at or ridiculed for this, then so be it, but in the end, I'm mainly only worried about One specific person (or being).

fourgivn1, Rapture Ready 4 Comments [11/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1515

I dont think any "Christian" who knew their bible and walked in faith would accept evolution on the mere fact that evolution is all hogwash. Again it's nothing more than man's way and Satan's way to water down (it started in Genesis when Satan and his fallen comrads tried gene warfare and God put a stop to that) God's creation. Get you to believe a lie about our creation and life suddenly becomes very cheap....wasnt it a group of scientist that boiled down our net worth in chemicals? Hmmm life is cheap and Satan is just itching to make all you who view evoltion as some sorta truth to cheapen the creation to cause even more wide spread belief and have the Church support such hogwash as truth. This goes much deeper than just one lie but a multitude of lies buildt upon one another to prove itself truth. So what you stand on is a mountain of deceit that has you decieved. Even the supposed elect shall be decieved in the later days. This is all an well thought out scheme of the devil to have the church split over a debate over such nonsense....God said He created us, who is going to stand there and dispute His word? And the qestion is why would you in the first place? Isnt His word enough?

TonkaTruck, Rapture Ready 5 Comments [11/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1516

Correct...which is why I FIRST believe in the Word of God on faith, and THEN support it with evidence. And the simple fact is that there is MORE evidence in support of Christianity than there is in support of any other religion. People try to 'disprove' ALL of the evidence in support of Christianity by presenting SOME evidence that appears to be in contradiction to it. Just because Christians begin their belief in God/Jesus/the Holy Spirit/the Word of God, does not mean that 100% of their belief is rooted ONLY in faith. Even the word of God itself says to test the Lord. I believe what I believe first because of blind faith, and second because of evidence that supports what I believe.

fourgivn1, Rapture Ready 4 Comments [11/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1517

Science changes everyday, yet the Bible never changes and is always right! the evidence is not material wise, but in the transforming of lives....what science says about evolution is not important....but the truth of Jesus is! You guys really need to get your priorities straight....where we come from is not important, but where we are going is!

TonkaTruck, Rapture Ready 2 Comments [11/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1518

If Christianity is wrong, the ONLY fear is that Islam is right. It is the only other belife wich would have a bad effect on the unbeliever. If a Christian acts like a Christian is suppose to, the worst they could hope for in any other end is a mediocre eternity. Big deal.

Rom831, Rapture Ready 6 Comments [11/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1519

Either Christianity is right, all other are wrong or All are wrong. Understand where I'm coming from rationally?

Defender of the Faith 777, Christian Forums 15 Comments [11/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1520

HEY YA"LL. IVE GOT SOMETHING TO SAY> IM GOING TO FUCKING HEAVEN. I KNOW IT> I SWEAR TO GOD ALMIGHTY BY MY LIFE IM GOING TO HEAVEN. YOU ABSOLUTELY CANNNNNNNNNNOOOOTTT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE< I SWEAR. I SWEAR> I SWEAR> HOW CAN I GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEADS>.???????????? I FUCKING KNOW IT. ITS IN MY HEART. I KNNNOOOWWWWWWW IT. NO QUESTION WHATSOEVER> GOT IT>? THAT is HOW sTRONG IT IS> WHEN YOU KNOW, THEN YOU KNOW IT,. WELL GODAMN, WHEN YOU ALL ARE STILL WONDERING WHETHER OR NOT YOU SHOULD PICK BUDISM OVER CHRISTIANITY ILL BE SITTING NEXT TO JESUS> I SWEAR ONE DAY WHENEVER I DIE, JESUS IIS COMING TO LIFT ME UP IN GLORY AND HES SAVED ME< BY GOD HE SAVED ME> AND IM GOING TO LIVE WITH HIM FOR ETERNITY!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM THHHHHAAAAATT SUUUURE. THERE IS NO QUESTION.

datgurl11 [TPF], POD Warrior Forum 43 Comments [11/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1521

Most of you atheists are full of crap with your "scientific research". Admit it, at least 99% of you simply go to an atheist website and copy & paste whatever you think will peeve off a Christian that is immature or misinformed about the faith. Grow up and stop wasting your time here. Bashing baby Christians DOES NOT make you intelligent. Furthermore, go do some REAL studies." "Christians (or prospective Christians), quit looking for theological answers on the internet. You have churches in your local area for a reason. If your church doesn't have the answers, then go to another one, you're at the wrong church." "Concerning evolution, it should not be confused for adaptation. Adaptation to the environment and other such factors is a reality for all species. God knew what He was doing when He created us all. Adaptation is certainly acceptable to Christian theology. Evolution and Christianity, on the other hand, are not compatible. Don't like it? Too bad. Get over it.

Dacrimoss, POD Warrior Forum 7 Comments [11/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1522

This [the Big Bang theory] is the DUMBEST thing scientists have ever come up with. The whole idea that things combined together and bang, there was life. People, animals, planets, trees, grass, flowers. This is so retarted. And what was it that combined together and how was it made? It is just a dumb concept.

EternalWarrior, POD Warrior Forum 9 Comments [11/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1523

[Replying to the above comment on the Big Bang]Yeah!!! I agree 100%! finally someone with a brain! Watch out man..people are viscious in here, they are comfortable liars.

hayden, POD Warrior Forum 1 Comments [11/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1524

I think the slow death penalty should be instated. First off you are executed in the manner that you committed the crime. If the bodies aren't found and the style of murder is unknown, then I think the capitol murderer should be dipped in honey and red fire ants should be poured all over his/her body. I am not joking..I am not a gimmick..I am sick of liberals caudling to the criminals and appeasing them because they are scared. I find no reason in the Bible where the death penalty is prohibited. It was part of the old law, So it is still usable today.

hayden, POD Warrior Forum 8 Comments [11/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1525

I have heard that changes in temperature will lead to genetic mutation of cells . Can this be the cause of existence of dinosaurs? If it is then we can say that life is a cyclic drama which repeats every five thousand years ie after the iron age , there will be golden age.

mitra, CreationWeb 2 Comments [11/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1526

Kent Hovind... He was the person that saved me from the lies of evolution. Why does everyone hate him so? I can understand the evolutionists because they despise hearing anything, but the secular lies they feel safe with, but even some creationists question is credibility. I posted this here because I don't want to hear any evolutionist babble for once on this issue. Did he really fake his education? Does he cheat the government? Is he too paranoid on such issues as the rapture (I've seeen far worse paranoa on this issue alone)? Does he really use old arguments to save people? Is he a liar who decieves people for their money (he runs a non-profit organazation)? Even if he HAS made mistakes in his life, I could easily forgive him because he was the one who showed me the main reasons of why we didn't evolve from a rock.

George, CreationWeb 8 Comments [11/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1527

about 1 1/2 years ago i expermented with many different religions. heres what i felt and found---- budhisim---it gave me some high understanding and some insight on wisdom but i didnt feel loved or even accepted by anyone. i didnt feel like there was anybody out in the universe (little gods) islam---total waist of time. it felt very evil. i wanted to hurt people and i was depressed. satanism---it felt exciting at first but i got more and more depressed and felt like my soul was dead. things happened. i saw things fly thru my room. i had nighmares everynight. i heard voices. christianit---i was happy. i felt loved. altho its not the funnest religion it is worth it for the peace u feel. i felt a good presence.

punkrocker71, POD Warrior Forum 11 Comments [11/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1528

after all that, especially the whole 'things flying around my room', i think it is best to have your room annointed and protected from demons because you could have some still running around

Gerrard Pedersen, POD Warrior Forum 2 Comments [11/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1529

fuck it...u dont have to believe me. i dont give a shit. but at night time lieing in bed i would see a shadow. id hear a voice. u can say its my imagination which is what u would say but i dont think so. it might have been but in that case satan put things into my mind to scare me.

punkrocker71, POD Warrior Forum 13 Comments [11/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1530

[Replying to 'Do you believe that the victims deserved to die? No, of course not they deserved to live.'] "This is biblically wrong. All men deserve death. None are righteous. All fall short.

Tribe, POD Warrior Forum 2 Comments [11/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1531

Why are there so many discussions about other religions (atheism, mormonism, etc) when everything boils down to one verse in the Bible I am The Way and The Truth and The Life and NO ONE comes to the Father EXCEPT through ME. -John 14:6. The Torah [Jewish name for the Old Testament] teaches that itself (the Torah) is The Way and The Truth and The Life when in all reality that isn't true. Jesus Christ is the only way.

caddylier, POD Warrior Forum 7 Comments [11/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1532

If you have sex there runs the major risk of getting pregnant, catching a desease or being emotionaly attached. Having sex is addictive, the chances that you will dogde all of these problems is almost 0 %. I found out the hard way by getting someone pregnant, and then later almost catching a desease and then falling in love with the girl who had the desease(not in that order). After I found out she had the desease I left her. That was pretty hard, people having deseases "will not" tell you, don't be fooled in thinking that you can tell the difference either. Condoms suck, I don't know anyone who uses them properly. I used them only when I finished, but you leak before then, and that is a major problem.

SUNSTONE, Christian Forums 14 Comments [11/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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