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Quote# 335

Ask your doctor. I ask GOD to take away my headaches and they're gone. A headache is from your white blood cells swelling up. Stress, nerves!

embodiment777, POD Warrior Forum 11 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 334

[After being asked whether he seriously believes it was fair of God to have bears maul 42 youths for calling Elisha a bald guy]

Absolutely. A prophet, by definition, is the mouthpiece of God used by Him to declare the judgment that will come upon certain nations or areas (foretelling and forthtelling). The youths were aware of this. Why the strict judgment? They were openly mocking who they knew to be the prophet of the nations, and they were unknowingly mocking God Himself by doing so. These youths came from the city - that implies knowledge of who Elisha claimed to be. They were sarcastically taunting and insulting the Lord's prophet by telling him to repeat Elijah's translation ("go up"). Mocking one who has a mission to proclaim God's judgment is not a smart idea. Thus, the youths were judged.

Received, Christian Forums 15 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 333

[On atheists who were formerly believers]

They were never geniune Christians in the first place. If they were, they would have remained with Jesus, but they left as apostates.

ladylove, Christian Forums 12 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 332

The continued existence of the Jews proves there is a God. (Think about what this means for a moment).

Why would man develop a religious system like Judaism then spend all of his time rejecting it? Surely man would come up with something easier.

Chilocanth, POD Warrior Forum 5 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 331

:::sigh:: no one can prove evolution either, or anything else... 'cause we can't go back in time and observe the beginning or re-create it or whatever else. but if you look around at the intricacies of everything i think that you'll realize that it didn't happen by chance, and in fact there is historical proof, aka the Bible, that all that did occur. go ahead and set out in the world to disprove it 'cause you can't...

x akasean x, POD Warrior Forum 13 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 330

Ungodly wisdom is wisdom that does not involve God.
"Avoid useless and unGodly chatter..." Wisdom too maybe?

We are to Think holy.

Godly wisdom (speaking in tngues) glorifies God. Trying to figure out other peoples language for no good reason does not. Infact, it causes wars more than peace...

ArchxAngel, POD Warrior Forum 5 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 329

[On the tower of Babel]

Plus there is this lil dude named Satan? yeah. As long as the people did not beleive in God, there are then capabilities that Satan could give them... ungodly wisdom maybe??? Wow, look at our world today!! We know millions of languages.

ArchxAngel, Christian Forums 11 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 328

[Defending God-endorsed murder, rape and genocide in the Old Testament]

You completely miss the overall plan of God and you still won't 'get it.'

ladylove, Christian Forums 12 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 327

[Proof that some people simply shouldn't be armchair linguists]

The word 'god' means 'good'.
To sin means to consciously and deliberately do something not good.

The two terms are contradictory. God cannot sin.

Patty, POD Warrior Forum 16 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 326

Ok heres the truth. Evolution is false, and Creation is true. You ask how's that. Well First off Im a Chistian and I know that God Created the Universe, and second how can something so Beautiful just appear like that? Its impossible. I mean Baseball or Basketball or cars just didnt appear just like that they have to be thought about and then they have to be created. So thats my explanation.

GfreakWarrior, POD Warrior Forum 28 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 325

[Arguing that God is definitely male and women are subservient]

If Jesus is God, then Jesus always has been, and is also the Spirit. (stay with me here) Jesus created man in his image. Woman was taken out of man's side and created. Man was directly created from Jesus, while woman was created from Adam's rib, Jesus created woman out of his already existing creation. He created both in his image: (woman) was created with God off of (man) who was created by God who is Jesus. [...]

Jesus has always been a male, if He is God. Regardless of how society developed, Jesus has always been male, and wouldn't change to be a female because He would be untrue to his true form of male characteristics. The reason He was accepted by them and was able to liberate women as he did, was because Jesus created man and then created woman out of man's side through His(Jesus) almight power, and as such man was made superior over woman, and this became customary out of society. But I must stress this, Jesus is God, God has always been, God creates man out of his own image, and then creates woman out of the image of man and Himself, and Jesus is a male.

freeborn, POD Warrior Forum 13 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 324

Jesus came as a male, because otherwise he would not have been accepted and would not have been able to liberate the women as he did.

Tarmac, POD Warrior Forum 10 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 323

[Everyone knows that personal experience wins the argument once and for all]

Trying to make it less of a sin, huh my friend? I know a rape victim, and we also knew the rapist. Apparently he felt it wasn't enough out of her just to see her. A fucking kid's life ruined because some horny fuck needed "more of a response" from his subject.

rockman, POD Warrior Forum 5 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 322

[Even more!]

WELL IT IS, IT'S MENTAL RAPE. A PERSON HAVING SEX WITH SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T HAVE THE CONSENT OF THAT PERSON SOUNDS LIKE RAPE TO ME.

rockman, POD Warrior Forum 23 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 321

[More on masturbation]

THEY FEEL THAT THEY HAVE THE POWER TO MAKE THIS WOMAN HAVE SEX WITH THEM. IF THEY HAD THIS SAME POWER IN REAL LIFE WOULD THEY GO THROUGH WITH IT? DO YOU NOT GET IT?! THAT WOULD BE RAPE..

rockman, POD Warrior Forum 13 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 320

Masturbation is the begining of other problems, take for example ted bundy, he confessed to begining with masturbation and it turned into going to prostitutes and then raping and killing young girls and doing ungodly things to there bodys after he killed them, this is not something that is natural, no matter how much some of you talk about how much you enjoy it it is not worth the consequences, it really isnt. I was addicted to it for 7 years, and through Christ I was set free from it, there is hope it is not something that cannot be defeated, I know how hopless some feel to that you cannot get out of it, the sex drive is second to food, so it is not easy and it cannot be done on your own but through Christ it is possible, I am a perfect example of it.

Jah's humble servant, POD Warrior Forum 19 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 319

masturbation IS rape! In your head or whatever the sick fuck uses to get off, it's mental rape. and it's totally demon-induced.

rockman, POD Warrior Forum 43 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 318

Starting August 1st I got a promotion! Right before that we were looking into buying a brand new car, so the timing was perfect. Isn't God good?! Yes!

MrsLARep, POD Warrior Forum 22 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 317

Since when are diests not a subset of Christians? I consider myself both a Christian and a Diest, though I have a fairly unique set of beliefs. I don't see why the belief that God designed the world for us to try to understand excludes the belief in Jesus as savior.

Darkmage, POD Warrior Forum 12 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 316

Ooh!
It's kneejerk atheistic reaction!
Now listen.
Wisdom comes from God.
Therefore anyone who knows and speaks to God on a daily basis is going to be fairly wise.

Elric, Blizzforums 19 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 315

And just think of all the people killed and deceived at Satan’s hands. The top 5 killers of all time were either Satanist or Atheists. Does Hitler or Stalin ring a bell? Why don't you consider that? You are a fool Trickster you have believed the great deceiver!

nodmailoc, POD Warrior Forum 17 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 314

Let's talk darwinism 101. All that crap you just articulated has nothing to do with basic evolution of the species. Do you even have a degree?
I don't mean to sound condescending but maybe this rhetorical question will give you a clue: How do both humans and birds dodge falling objects without knowledge of the mathematical laws of gravity?

WJ, Internet Infidels 41 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 312

Oh, hey all you evolutionists that think you have proof that your faith is the correct one, you should contact Dr. Kent Hovind at <a href="http://www.drdino.com" target="_blank">www.drdino.com</a> because he'll pay you $250,000 if you can give him just one shred of truth about your religion of evolution. Go for it ... since you surely sound convinced. Oh by the way, since there is not one shred of evidence proving evolution, that would make it a faith or a religion (since that is what you call Creationism). Therefore, it should not be taught in public schools because after all, doesn't that violate church-and-state rules we've fabricated into the Constitution of the United States?

P.S. Let me know when you get that $250,000. I will be the first to congratulate you.

jcdiedforall, Christian Forums 23 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 311

[Presumptously commenting on bisexual lifestyle]

i'm sure you'll think this ignorant, but if you could swing either way, why not dump the homosexual relationship and persue the heterosexual relationship that you wish you could have? as far as attractions, we all got them and if you want to fulfill your obligation to monogamy, you just don't act on them.

fatherphil, POD Warrior Forum 7 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 310

Bisexual's are the saddest of all. At least Choose one. Lets not forget what happened to SWEDEN for being neutral.

IdonedidDAT, POD Warrior Forum 41 Comments [8/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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