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Quote# 463

amen--may God bless you with the grace to be less scientific and more open and submissive to His Will.

faithfulservant, SafeSearching Boards 9 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 464

the only proofs that count for anything will be when God proves Himself to you as He judges your immortal soul--i can see you know--whimpering....

faithfulservant, SafeSearching Boards 2 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 465

[on child molesting priests]

there may be more yet to be removed as claims are brought, but let's face it folks. 2% of the US priesthood is not a large percentage

faithfulservant, SafeSearching Boards 11 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 466

[on Landover Baptist, a parody site]

please don't use landover as a reference for anything--you know what kind of site that is--it's crude ,rude and ludicrous--a put on -- a sham--- a spoof -- the worst example of freedom of speech

faithfulservant, SafeSearching Boards 3 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 467

[On Reinhard Bonnke, a faith healer]

i have some booklet that the guy helped write or something on the holy spirit - its pretty good

it was at his church service that a wife brought her 3 days already dead husband in, and the guy got ressurected

Gerrard Pedersen, POD Warrior Forum 17 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 468

[On why people don't believe in God]

It's because they cannot think for themselves!

Vision of man, Image of CHRIST, POD Warrior Forum 20 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 469

Why did God have babies murdered? Well, I'm not sure what this is in reference to. I know of the firstborns in Egypt being killed (not murdered, though), and this was a specific curse for the Pharaoh.

Be very careful when answering questions like these. Atheists and agnostics are of the devil and will try to twist your words in accordance with the will of their father.

Don, Rapture Ready 13 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 470

[In a thread about the Times article "Is God Dead?"]

If God is dead, how come the universe hasn't died with Him?

Pseudo_Croat, Snopes.com Messageboard 21 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 471

Seems to me Christianity brought Western Europe out of the Dark Ages into the High Middle Ages.

dk, Internet Infidels 23 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 472

[In response to several posts answering his misconceptions about evolution]

I think the intent of the question was, "If the first cell capable of sexual reproduction was an 'outie', where did it find an 'innie'?"

Hambubba, Snopes.com Messageboard 9 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 473

[On evidence of God's existence]

Even if we did come up with things that you would find acceptable, you'd still reject it.

LouisBooth, Christian Forums 13 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 474

All that academic education is usless
if students never learn about God( I know that's what church is for, but it
should be taught in school too).

Live!, Christian Forums 6 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 475

Being an evilutionist doesn't automaticaly make you a bigot, but it does
make you a bad scientist. God created the world in 6 days 6-10,000
years ago, I know that because the Bible said it, and that settles it.
Man did not come from apes, God formed man in his own image.
All science should be conducted with this in mind.

Live!, Christian Forums 25 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 476

[Replying to study on out-of-body experiences that successfully reproduced them with just electrode stimulation]

Just because when you touch a certain part of the brain with electrical stimulation the person reports a certain sensation, doesn't mean that it's just a sensation, or that it was caused just by the electrical stimulation. It could just as easily be assumed that when you stimulate that part of the brain, the soul leaves the body (giving one the sensation of drifting up toward the ceiling).......

sundero, Rapture Ready 6 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 477

Think about it: The Bible has laid out all morals. There is no moral situation you can describe that cannot be solved or remedied by the morals in the Bible. How then can you say you follow your own morals?

Nuclear Mosquito, GameFAQs 17 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 478

Did you all know that or justice system is based on the precepts of the Bible? It's true. The Bible was around much longer than our modern justice system, and in Leviticus God maps out the plan for judges.

Most of the Constitution is also based on biblical precepts.

Nuclear Mosquito, GameFAQs 11 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 479

How do you figure that they aren't a cult , when they are leading people to believe in something, some other god, than the Lord Jesus Christ, have you ever done a study on cults? Do you even know what a cult is?

QOB?_BULC, POD Warrior Forum 5 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 480

And if you think christians persecute Jews, lets not go there when it comes to the Jews killing Christ.

I don't hold anything against jews, i'm just making a point.

Flakmaster, GameFAQs 11 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 481

is say screw science.the closest and most believable answer i found is that there is a god and he magically zapped us into existence.i dont believe in us evolving from monkeys and i dont believe that a huge sun exploded and created the universe.why?i dunno i just dont believe those.will i be flamed for posting my opinion?

protodude14, GameFAQs 19 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 482

You cannot compare the almighty God and Hitler because it is not a fair comparision. In fact, there is no comparison to God for God is righteous in all his ways and we are not. If it were not for the incredible mercy of God, we all would be dead and rightfully so.

ladylove, Christian Forums 13 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 483

[Responding to allegations that God acts immorally in the Bible]

God cannot sin. What is sin for us is OK for God. God can do whatever He wants, He's GOD!

Sky, Christian Forums 21 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 484

[Continuing]

Because we are human, and He is GOD! God can do whatever He wants and it will be in perfect Justice and Truth, even if it is sinful for people to do.

Sky, Christian Forums 12 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 485

Don't athiest always point fingers at Christanity and mention the diversity of beliefs as proof there isn't a god? I wish to do the same thing to them as proof that there is a god...

Bugman, BaptistBoard 18 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 488

[In discussion on Biblical atrocities, replying to 'If God told you to slaughter a baby would you do it?']

if God walked through my front door and told me that I was suppose to help in wiping out in an entire nation then yes i would

but you'll just say that I must be some horrible person that follows a horrible God...oh well deal with it

Warchant Warrior: Halo Master, POD Warrior Forum 21 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 491

Satan will interfere to children's literature, movies and cartoons because their souls are vulnerable. The soul of a child is innocent while adults are corrupted. Innocense in a child is fragile because it has not matured, satan wants to break the innocense to corrupt it. Since satan is dirty, to him seeing something clean irritates him.

He needs to act so that he won't spend eternal hell with just a few numbers of his followers. He wants to try to get a lot of people as much as he can to hell. That is why he would do that. And he would do that by making you think that magic, fantasy, rock music, philosophy is ok. He does this through his creativity in making you think and see that the good in Harry Potter is through magic. He wants you on his side because you think what you see or believe is good. To him the more the merrier.

keren, Christian Website Talk! 11 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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