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Quote# 651

And also. You know nothing about people who have Alzheimers. Maybe they get closer to God by the second and that's why they don't react to other people yapping anymore.

bluetrinity, Christian Forums 14 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 650

[Is atheism a religion?]

I believe it to be a problem and not a religion!

rekaburb, Christian Forums 15 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 649

[On whether cute little pets go to heaven when they die]

I think animals are stupid, mindless beasts who have no brain. The reason why they like you five minutes after scolding them is because the forgot what happened! There is no way that animals can get into heaven. Besides, if I go to heaven, I don't want to hear dogs barking.

Sky77, Christian Forums 38 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 648

[Replying to 'But even if it is supernatural, why your God? Why God and not Vishnu? Or playful spirits?']

Because the miracles of my faith also contain messages, relevant to the faith. In fact, if they don't have messages attached, so to speak, they are usually seen as fake.

s0uljah, Christian Forums 3 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 647

[After being asked if he's considered that the Bible may be only the result of superstitious human authors]

Yes, it has occured to me. But I have rejected the notion based on Faith. Frankly, I'm nothing without my Faith. Besides, I've examined the evidense provided by the athiests that God does not exist, and I have found it sorely lacking.

Eagle299, Comic Book Resources Forums 10 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 646

[Apparently, this guy hasn't heard of forensic science, among other things]

I have enough knowledge of science to know that you cannot know what it was like millions of years ago because there was no one there to observe it. Things can only be proven scientificly when someone is there to observe it happening, repeatedly.

Eagle299, Comic Book Resources Forums 14 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 645

[Birds descended from mammals?! Quick, tell the paleontological community and win a Nobel Prize!]

we have observed evolution transpire, no argument against that... but I have yet to see any experiments that convinced me, for example, that dinosaurs evolved from birds (which was one theory) or from reptiles and amphibians... for all that I've read, they could have evolved from mammals.

Totoro Man, Comic Book Resources Forums 8 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 644

[This guy must be unaware of mutations in sex cells]

And Macro Evolution cannot occur. If a cell mutates somewhere in my body and doesn't die as a result, it won't affect me in anyway, since I've still got a few Trillion other cells functioning the way they always have. And the mutation will not pass on to my offspring.

Eagle299, Comic Book Resources Forums 5 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 643

[On Satanism and Paganism-related websites]

What will you do, if you accidentally came across such websites?

As for now, I would back out as quickly as possible and delete my files and cookies to keep the computer from becoming possessed by a demon (I heard that can happen and I certainly don't want it to). Maybe I would even sit my Bible on top of it for a while.

Susan, Christian Forums 37 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 642

[On public school systems]

Through this the liberals have successfully dumbed down their constituency, but it has backfired on them. They do not know how to vote. It is too complicated for them considering the education they have received.
So in this case we let you shoot yourself in your own foot.

Nobbynose, Christian Website Talk! 1 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 641

[On Islam]

Ultimately, we worship the same God, but Muslims aren't doing it in a way that corresponds with what God wants.

Americanrock61, Christian Website Talk! 9 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 640

I know not all muslims believe in that, but the Quran has specifice verses that say 'Kill non muslims' You can take it out of context or whatever, it means what it sais.

Americanrock61, Christian Website Talk! 15 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 639

[On gay people being able to volunteer as mentors for underprivileged children]

I do not support this. I believe it is just another tool for the gay movement to indoctrinate children. I believe they will and are trying to get complete and total acceptance for there lifestyle. This is just another way of showing kids that if they want to be gay it is OK. That it is normal behavior. First the schools, then the Boy Scouts, now Big Brothers. This is supposed to be a mentoring program. I don't think that the gay person will just mentor without trying to indoctrinate.
Personally I believe that it is very important for the gay agenda to get children indoctrinated. This way it is a way of molding an entire generation so they can mold the next and so on.

Nobbynose, Christian Website Talk! 11 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 638

God could have made the earth as old as he wanted.

It was believed that the grand canyon took millions of years, but in recent years scientist believe it took place in a matter of minutes or hours. I am not sure which, but a very fast time.

SUNSTONE, Christian Forums 22 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 637

This isn't worth my time. Liberals are the only ones here, apparently, and no matter what I say, I'm going to be ridiculed for my beliefs. No more on this thread from me. I will say that I believe with all my heart homosexuality is a CHOICE. It's trendy to be gay right now, so people are jumping on the bandwagon--regardless of the consequences.

Cammie, Christian Forums 19 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 636

And to the people who think homosexuals are harmless, think again. They have an agenda, and it's nothing good.

Cammie, Christian Forums 22 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 635

[Replying to 'would you like to be put on an island by someone?']

I don't believe in the lie of "tolerance." Furthermore, I would LOVE to be put on an island with other believers. To spend day and night in the presence of God with fellow believers would be awesome to me.

Cammie, Christian Forums 6 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 634

Do I think that homosexuals should be punished? That's not up to me. That's up to God. I wouldn't mind if they were all shipped to an island so I'm not exposed to their disgusting lifestyle.

Cammie, Christian Forums 8 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 633

[Commenting on tributes to September 11 terrorist attacks in NYC]

There's more to life than 11/9, and the WTC was just a building, after all.

Let's get a little perspective here!

Evangelion, Christian Website Talk! 16 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 632

I would like to post my experiences with demons...

Satan reared his head in my house through our daughter and of course knew my weakness at the time and whoops there I was entangled in a mess...

I had begun to hear my daughter's voice when she didn't speak...

It took all my energy to sit there while everyone was praising God. The spirit was telling me to just get up and walk out. I asked for prayer and I felt this lift out of me. I was freed...

My daughter had a Jumangi game way up in her closet shelves. I don't think this game is anything that glorifies god infact the opposite. This was obviously leftovers from our unsaved days. She dug this out and went to play with it. I didn't think anything of it at the time. By the next day, woah, her attitude changed alot. It got worse through out the week. She writes and draws alot. I found something recent depicting killing and WIERD stuff and that she took down her Jesus picture. Later we asked she come out of her room and we talked some then prayed. We layed hands and spoke with authority in the Name of Jesus commanded the unclean spirit must leave. She shrieked and began to sob uncontrollably. I knew then she was freed. She confirmed that it left her when she shrieked-she felt it.

Since we have even layed hands on our dog. If the spirits can be cast into the pigs they can go into our dog too.

kas, Rapture Ready 9 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 631

[Remember, kiddies, exorcisms are only to be performed via Jesus, even if they work without him]

I also have a friend who believes in her power instead of God, Jesus and the Holy Spirit. She got the ghost to leave by "telling it to go to the light". Completely Wrong, but it left and now she feels that she can conqure these things on her own without God. A setup to make her believe in another lie!

GraceX3, Rapture Ready 5 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 630

[On evil spirits in her childhood house]

After leaving home and getting saved, the evil presence around me stopped. From the moment I was saved, there have been no voices or appearances or any senses of evil presences. I truly believe that God is protecting me.

A.Rachel, Rapture Ready 1 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 629

I think it is important to always remember that we can do NOTHING on our own, but must ALWAYS rely on God!

A.Rachel, Rapture Ready 23 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 628

funny thing about hearing our Lord........if you listen long enough He'll speak in ways you can't imagine.......

i have physically heard a voice...i won't claim it to be His although i KNOW it was call my name in the middle of the night...

billywhitebread, Rapture Ready 17 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 627

Joint heir is right. Only Jesus can help. The psychiatric business isn't good for your health

Katiequinny, Rapture Ready 3 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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