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Quote# 626

[On obsessive-compulsive disorder and clinical depression]

I do not mean to down play your condition in any way....and I pray that you get the medical help you need...

but why are you hopeless? that is a spiritual problem......We as christians are the only ones who can have hope......because we have the Lord on our side....

joint heir, Rapture Ready 5 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 625

I found that one of the neatest ways to get a grasp on the gospel was through tracts. Not just any ones but certain ones. I have always LOVED Chick tracts. You can read them on line at http://www.chick.com, and you can order them.
They are a double edged sword like the Word. You read them first and grow in understanding, then give them away. Or just place them strategically(sp?).

Some people have a problem with chick tracts due to his strong stand against catholicism but I choose those that minister to me or that I want to distribute.

It is an excellent way to get your faith and your Word level grounded and built up.

Amen, Rapture Ready 14 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 624

Did anyone ever read a book by Johanna Michelson called "The Beautiful Side of Evil"? Christians are more and more being deceived by Yoga saying things like "it really helps my neck or back" or "I just want some exercise". Well of course it works. And wicca works and divining works and hypnosis often works. Just because something is of Satan doesn't mean it won't work.

janh7, Rapture Ready 6 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 623

And I believe we can no more celebrate Halloween in a "good" way than we could commit adultry in a good way or steal in moderation.

It's like the old brownie story. They parents told their children that the brownies they made had just a little poop in them. They wouldn't be able to taste, or smell it, so they shouldn't worry about eating the poop.

This story is the same with Halloween. No matter how much icing is on the brownies or how much "christianized" chocalate we sprinkle into the mixture, they are still poop brownies and fully inedible as Christians.

BaruchHaShem, Rapture Ready 24 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 622

There is nothing wrong with pumpkins or even spiders and webs to decorate. Witches are considered evil in the theme of Halloween so that is good. But I think it is important to be careful on this holiday to make sure you know where your kids are because Satanist do use the Holiday to further their agenda.

NJS, Rapture Ready 16 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 621

[On Halloween]

Also, if you are really concerened about the impact of "Satan's holiday" dress your children up as biblical figures and use the opportunity to knock on people's doors as a chance to evanglize.

A few times when were kids my Dad would introduce himself as a preacher and give out pocket versions of the new testiment.

Raindog, Rapture Ready 26 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 620

We do not let our kids watch, listen or read anything to do with witchcraft. After I was saved one of the first things I was led to do was throw all of my Stephen King books away.

rs41, Rapture Ready 4 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 619

Secondly if you are a born again, blood bought Christian NO ONE can cast a spell on you because the Holy Spirit indwells us and Satan cannot cross the blood line of Jesus Christ.

Now if youre not a Christian, then yes you can have hexes, spells, and curses put on you by those who know what they are doing, but I contend that the blood of Jesus covers all who are His, and He keeps them protected from such things.

Mercy4Me, Rapture Ready 6 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 618

[Arguing against science]

Tell me why the oldest human remains ever found were homo sapien.

Wingro, POD Warrior Forum 15 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 617

peachy, you can legalize suicide as well [as prostitution].

fatherphil, POD Warrior Forum 10 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 616

[Arguing against legalized prostitution despite the many good points that remained unaddressed]

its interesting how you ignore the points that don't fit your model.

fatherphil, POD Warrior Forum 3 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 615

As for what's called physical evil - natural disasters and the like - well, these things can be avoided or prevented if we come to a better understanding of God and His Creation. (Including, of course, the natural laws governing that Creation. I think it's part of my Christian duty to have faith and practice the scientific method.) So, the answer to the question 'Why doesn't God do something about physical evil in the world?" is "He did; He made us.'

Steve Wright, The Straight Dope 4 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 614

Still refuse to believe that the Bible is true? I pity you, and regret that your ticket to hell is non-refundable except at the Customer Service Desk of the Bible. I don't see how you refuse to believe that the service desk is right behind you, and refuse to turn around to look and see if it's true.

[?]Xenocrates, Blizzforums 20 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 613

You're right, some Creationist claims are a little bit on the weird side, but we believe that these things could not have happened without help from a higher power. Now, try to come up with a better reasonable explanation for evolution (and dont give me no crap about 'evidence').

[?]Xenocrates, Blizzforums 9 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 612

[To another Christian who thinks Hovind is a chronic liar based on the evidence]

I rebuke this spirit of slander right now, in JESUS' Name!

Come out of him!

Susan, Christian Forums 18 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 611

[After 'Dr. Dino' Kent Hovind, young-earth creationist extraordinaire, the guy who doesn't need building permits because he only recognizes the sovereignty of God's kingdom, who claims the Smithsonian Institution killed people to make fake hominid fossils from, got arrested for burglary and assault, with three eyewitnesses and an admission to the crime]

Some athiest probably made the story up. I mean, there's nothing to prove that Mr. Hovind was arrested that could not have been forged, and why would he have done something like that?"

Susan, Christian Forums 10 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 610

[On Jesus--and boy, does this guy need a history lesson]

So that fact that he came back to life(which has been historically verified), and the many miracles he performed that were confirmed historically from outside the Christian populace don't count as verifiable?

viperx2002, GameFAQs 15 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 609

I dont think poverty is as bad as people may think, though I havent really experienced it myself so how should I know? But if those who are poor wish they had more, is it any different from those who want more and have it, and always want more?

Person-Man, POD Warrior Forum 18 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 608

Religion is perfect - the people aren't.

normalcy., POD Warrior Forum 3 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 607

if you believe that their isn't any hell, you gotta be apart of some cult or something or just blind as a bat!!

Jahguy7, POD Warrior Forum 11 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 606

[Responding to 'Do you really believe that 1 or 2 posts are going to refute a 120 year strong theory', e.g. evolution]

Do you think a 120 year old Theory is going to refute a 6,000 year old Fact.

LightBearer, Christian Forums 16 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 605

[In thread titled "What is intelligence?"]

intelligence is the ability you have to look at the world around you and see the truth the God exists

PennyPixee, Christian Forums 5 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 604

I really don't care if it's circular. I don't care what you believe about me or my logic. I am content with my faith. It makes me a better person and I am finally happy....

CiaraBeth, POD Warrior Forum 17 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 603

I trust God's Word because because I believe it to be true.

CiaraBeth, POD Warrior Forum 8 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 602

it's very nice that you're trendy enough to be an atheist, but nobody's asking for your opinion on the afterlife here.

Toby Dammit, Rotten Tomatoes Member Center 6 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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