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Quote# 567

[After being asked for rational reasons why homosexuality is unnatural, given that it's found throughout nature]

It seem you are trying to explian sin in a logical manner. Sin is not logical, if it where we could explain it away and the need for Jesus to die on the cross would be for nothing. But for those who like the head knolwedge and bible reading, Leviticus 18:22 says that homosexual acts are an abomination.

Lk2117, Christian Forums 16 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 568

... dominance behavior is not homosexuality. I have seen female dogs 'hump' each other, and that is obviously not sex, it is dominance.

s0uljah, Christian Forums 8 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 569

[After being told some Christians don't believe in demons]

Really?? Wow I don't get around much I guess. It is clear to me as I read my bible that demons exist. I think it is as plain as day. No confusion whatsoever.

Kristen, Christian Forums 11 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 570

[On Ouija boards]

On the one hand we need to be careful not to allow ourselves to be enslaved to superstition. It is just a board and a piece of plastic. But on the other hand we need to be aware that such devices can be used by demonic spirits to deceive and enslave.

didaskalos, Christian Forums 14 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 571

Be very careful with those things. I have a friend who complains that "Nothing that Matel makes can be evil!"

Not necassarily true. Be careful about that thing, please.

Matto, Christian Forums 6 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 572

[On New Age and Pagan religions]

They can't prove anything because their 'gods' or whatever they bow to don't exist and fighting with established religions about the existence of our God is futile because they will never understand things like true biblical faith.

Lk2117, Christian Forums 8 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 573

This entire premise, that God will send you to hell, is wrong. People choose their own final destination. You can as easily choose to go to hell or heaven, all you need to do is accept the gift of salvation that is freely offered. If fear or your ego prevents you from doing so...Don't blame God. You made the choice on your own.

Now stop whining! It's childish and it hurts my head.

PrincessCali, POD Warrior Forum 2 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 574

he doesn't send anyone to hell they march proudly into it

CL_2_D_uppa_room, POD Warrior Forum 7 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 575

[Commenting on Christianity being, in comparison to others, a very young religion]

You forget that Adam was a christian and that before the egyptians noah and abraham were christians.

miguelmorales, GameFAQs 24 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 576

[On atheists who received no answer from God and concluded he doesn't exist]

Your subjective experience is hardly conclusive. Thanks, though, for sharing.

tragic_pizza, POD Warrior Forum 19 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 577

[On the apparent intelligence of atheists]

Also, I wouldn't rely too much on the heathen. Just cause they 'sound' smart don't mean they are. IQ tests are the true nature of intelligence. Einstein IQ was 160, Marylin Monroe IQ was 168.

russell182, POD Warrior Forum 18 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 578

[On the Great Pyramid]

And the Egyptians did not build it, God did.

Duane Morse, Christian Forums 37 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 579

[Replying to 'The Egyptians built it']

Why do you think so?

Duane Morse, Christian Forums 6 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 580

Hitler was no worse than you or I.

Who has not murdered a brother sister or friend in thought word or deed?

Who has not thought themselves supiror to some one else?

thor, Theology Forums 21 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 581

And it is not for the individual to determine if a war with Iraq would be just. God appointed the governments to make those decisions.

CoreIssue, Christian Forums 18 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 582

[This creationist slander of Charles Darwin just keeps getting more pathetic by the minute!]

Apart from the fact that Darwin was actually a lawyer sent to to foreign lands by the British revolutionaries will the soul purpose of disproving the creationalist theory. He actually formed his theory with little or no foundation and absolutely no knowledge whatsoever regarding the biological make up of organisms. The idea was that if religion could be disproved (even using an entirely 'made-up' thesis) their would be no belief in divine rights (i.e. the belief that the King/Queen is given their position by God) and therefore the Royal Monarchy could be overthrown. In saying this I am not trying to convince anyone that evolution is not real I am merely presenting you with FACTS that are not taught in schools but can be uncovered with research into this area so you can make up your own minds based on evidence from both sides.

blindgirl, POD Warrior Forum 21 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 583

[After being soundly refuted and given links to Darwin's *real* biography]

Yes, I too have read the same reports of Darwins life as have been relayed by others on this thread. However I believe them to be lies.

blindgirl, POD Warrior Forum 9 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 584

[On the growing Jedi religion, based on the Force from Star Wars]

What could possibly possess some one to base what they believe to be reality from a concept in a childrens novel?!!

edmonki, POD Warrior Forum 12 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 585

Athiest's praise and worship themselves. Evolutionist praise and worship Darwin, and evolution.

abkn, Rapture Ready 22 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 586

[Pot, kettle, frying pan]

That is why I consider the catholic church to be one big cult. No salvation outside of the catholic church equals cult. Only they having the truth equals cult. One infallible leader that is supposedly Christ's vicar on earth equals cult. It is such a cult.

AnaJoelle, Rapture Ready 15 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 587

[Eagerly expecting to see the heathens suffering from his cozy gig in heaven]

i thought there was gonna be some kinda big tv screen placed in public area. how are we gonna able to witness the tribulation? or are we not allow to view the deaths of ppl?

Cloud, Rapture Ready 28 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 588

charity is not for those who do not help themselves. The Bible is clear...if you do not work you do not eat.

joint heir, Rapture Ready 20 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 589

I haul my ass out of bed at 5 AM every morning so I can make a living. Before I see a penny of it I pay taxes.

Out of those taxes contraceptives are paid for by me for those who want to fuck but don't want to work."

"Out of those taxes unwed mothers are being paid more for welfare. Once again, they get to fuck, but they're not working and no one is working on their behalf. So I help to bear the brunt of their cost of living."

"Anyone who claims what goes on "in the bedroom" is no one's business is blind. When it comes out of my check, it is my business.


TimtheIrishPirate, POD Warrior Forum 19 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 590

[Sexual Repression for Dummies!]

So the solution is to keep your eyes and mind pure (it works). Is there any way in which sexual imagery is making its way into your life? Through pornography? "Soft-core" stuff on TV? Magazines in check-out lanes? Lustful gazes at girls at school/work? Fantasy?

Find the sources that feed your sexual urges, and squash them. Then you'll move towards true freedom =).

Arctic Fox, POD Warrior Forum 19 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 591

[Comparing masturbation to murder]

And to the bright ones who say 'if it makes you feel good, why not.' So your saying, if I kill someone, merely because I want to feel power, and feel alive/good... It's ok, because what.. It makes me feel good? haha...

sweet&sour, POD Warrior Forum 5 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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