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Quote# 617

peachy, you can legalize suicide as well [as prostitution].

fatherphil, POD Warrior Forum 13 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 618

[Arguing against science]

Tell me why the oldest human remains ever found were homo sapien.

Wingro, POD Warrior Forum 15 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 619

Secondly if you are a born again, blood bought Christian NO ONE can cast a spell on you because the Holy Spirit indwells us and Satan cannot cross the blood line of Jesus Christ.

Now if youre not a Christian, then yes you can have hexes, spells, and curses put on you by those who know what they are doing, but I contend that the blood of Jesus covers all who are His, and He keeps them protected from such things.

Mercy4Me, Rapture Ready 6 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 620

We do not let our kids watch, listen or read anything to do with witchcraft. After I was saved one of the first things I was led to do was throw all of my Stephen King books away.

rs41, Rapture Ready 4 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 621

[On Halloween]

Also, if you are really concerened about the impact of "Satan's holiday" dress your children up as biblical figures and use the opportunity to knock on people's doors as a chance to evanglize.

A few times when were kids my Dad would introduce himself as a preacher and give out pocket versions of the new testiment.

Raindog, Rapture Ready 26 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 622

There is nothing wrong with pumpkins or even spiders and webs to decorate. Witches are considered evil in the theme of Halloween so that is good. But I think it is important to be careful on this holiday to make sure you know where your kids are because Satanist do use the Holiday to further their agenda.

NJS, Rapture Ready 16 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 623

And I believe we can no more celebrate Halloween in a "good" way than we could commit adultry in a good way or steal in moderation.

It's like the old brownie story. They parents told their children that the brownies they made had just a little poop in them. They wouldn't be able to taste, or smell it, so they shouldn't worry about eating the poop.

This story is the same with Halloween. No matter how much icing is on the brownies or how much "christianized" chocalate we sprinkle into the mixture, they are still poop brownies and fully inedible as Christians.

BaruchHaShem, Rapture Ready 24 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 624

Did anyone ever read a book by Johanna Michelson called "The Beautiful Side of Evil"? Christians are more and more being deceived by Yoga saying things like "it really helps my neck or back" or "I just want some exercise". Well of course it works. And wicca works and divining works and hypnosis often works. Just because something is of Satan doesn't mean it won't work.

janh7, Rapture Ready 6 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 625

I found that one of the neatest ways to get a grasp on the gospel was through tracts. Not just any ones but certain ones. I have always LOVED Chick tracts. You can read them on line at http://www.chick.com, and you can order them.
They are a double edged sword like the Word. You read them first and grow in understanding, then give them away. Or just place them strategically(sp?).

Some people have a problem with chick tracts due to his strong stand against catholicism but I choose those that minister to me or that I want to distribute.

It is an excellent way to get your faith and your Word level grounded and built up.

Amen, Rapture Ready 16 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 626

[On obsessive-compulsive disorder and clinical depression]

I do not mean to down play your condition in any way....and I pray that you get the medical help you need...

but why are you hopeless? that is a spiritual problem......We as christians are the only ones who can have hope......because we have the Lord on our side....

joint heir, Rapture Ready 5 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 627

Joint heir is right. Only Jesus can help. The psychiatric business isn't good for your health

Katiequinny, Rapture Ready 3 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 628

funny thing about hearing our Lord........if you listen long enough He'll speak in ways you can't imagine.......

i have physically heard a voice...i won't claim it to be His although i KNOW it was call my name in the middle of the night...

billywhitebread, Rapture Ready 17 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 629

I think it is important to always remember that we can do NOTHING on our own, but must ALWAYS rely on God!

A.Rachel, Rapture Ready 23 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 630

[On evil spirits in her childhood house]

After leaving home and getting saved, the evil presence around me stopped. From the moment I was saved, there have been no voices or appearances or any senses of evil presences. I truly believe that God is protecting me.

A.Rachel, Rapture Ready 1 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 631

[Remember, kiddies, exorcisms are only to be performed via Jesus, even if they work without him]

I also have a friend who believes in her power instead of God, Jesus and the Holy Spirit. She got the ghost to leave by "telling it to go to the light". Completely Wrong, but it left and now she feels that she can conqure these things on her own without God. A setup to make her believe in another lie!

GraceX3, Rapture Ready 5 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 632

I would like to post my experiences with demons...

Satan reared his head in my house through our daughter and of course knew my weakness at the time and whoops there I was entangled in a mess...

I had begun to hear my daughter's voice when she didn't speak...

It took all my energy to sit there while everyone was praising God. The spirit was telling me to just get up and walk out. I asked for prayer and I felt this lift out of me. I was freed...

My daughter had a Jumangi game way up in her closet shelves. I don't think this game is anything that glorifies god infact the opposite. This was obviously leftovers from our unsaved days. She dug this out and went to play with it. I didn't think anything of it at the time. By the next day, woah, her attitude changed alot. It got worse through out the week. She writes and draws alot. I found something recent depicting killing and WIERD stuff and that she took down her Jesus picture. Later we asked she come out of her room and we talked some then prayed. We layed hands and spoke with authority in the Name of Jesus commanded the unclean spirit must leave. She shrieked and began to sob uncontrollably. I knew then she was freed. She confirmed that it left her when she shrieked-she felt it.

Since we have even layed hands on our dog. If the spirits can be cast into the pigs they can go into our dog too.

kas, Rapture Ready 9 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 633

[Commenting on tributes to September 11 terrorist attacks in NYC]

There's more to life than 11/9, and the WTC was just a building, after all.

Let's get a little perspective here!

Evangelion, Christian Website Talk! 16 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 634

Do I think that homosexuals should be punished? That's not up to me. That's up to God. I wouldn't mind if they were all shipped to an island so I'm not exposed to their disgusting lifestyle.

Cammie, Christian Forums 8 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 635

[Replying to 'would you like to be put on an island by someone?']

I don't believe in the lie of "tolerance." Furthermore, I would LOVE to be put on an island with other believers. To spend day and night in the presence of God with fellow believers would be awesome to me.

Cammie, Christian Forums 6 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 636

And to the people who think homosexuals are harmless, think again. They have an agenda, and it's nothing good.

Cammie, Christian Forums 22 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 637

This isn't worth my time. Liberals are the only ones here, apparently, and no matter what I say, I'm going to be ridiculed for my beliefs. No more on this thread from me. I will say that I believe with all my heart homosexuality is a CHOICE. It's trendy to be gay right now, so people are jumping on the bandwagon--regardless of the consequences.

Cammie, Christian Forums 19 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 638

God could have made the earth as old as he wanted.

It was believed that the grand canyon took millions of years, but in recent years scientist believe it took place in a matter of minutes or hours. I am not sure which, but a very fast time.

SUNSTONE, Christian Forums 22 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 639

[On gay people being able to volunteer as mentors for underprivileged children]

I do not support this. I believe it is just another tool for the gay movement to indoctrinate children. I believe they will and are trying to get complete and total acceptance for there lifestyle. This is just another way of showing kids that if they want to be gay it is OK. That it is normal behavior. First the schools, then the Boy Scouts, now Big Brothers. This is supposed to be a mentoring program. I don't think that the gay person will just mentor without trying to indoctrinate.
Personally I believe that it is very important for the gay agenda to get children indoctrinated. This way it is a way of molding an entire generation so they can mold the next and so on.

Nobbynose, Christian Website Talk! 11 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 640

I know not all muslims believe in that, but the Quran has specifice verses that say 'Kill non muslims' You can take it out of context or whatever, it means what it sais.

Americanrock61, Christian Website Talk! 15 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 641

[On Islam]

Ultimately, we worship the same God, but Muslims aren't doing it in a way that corresponds with what God wants.

Americanrock61, Christian Website Talk! 9 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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