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Sean Davis #racist #psycho #wingnut the-independent.com

A fierce MAGA advocate has called for a ban on all pregnant foreigners and the “sterilization” of all visitors to the United States in a meltdown after the Supreme Court struck down President Donald Trump’s executive order seeking to end birthright citizenship

Sean Davis, the CEO of The Federalist, one of the most hardcore pro-Trump outlets in the U.S., railed against the court’s 6-3 ruling Tuesday and called for the “dissolution of the Union” in a social media post critics described as “unhinged”

After the major defeat, Trump called on Congress to enact legislation to end the enshrined right, but Davis does not believe the president is going far enough on the matter

“Several ways forward here given the choice of Roberts/Barrett to nullify the 14th Amendment and extra-constitutionally replace it with their own language,” Davis began, referring to Chief Justice John Roberts and Trump-appointee Amy Coney Barrett, before laying out his seven-point plan

“1) Nullification. States issue birth certificates, and they can just stop issuing them to non-citizens. Roberts/Barrett can deal with the fallout and litigate each birth individually,” he suggested. “2) Pack the court. If Robert wants to be a politician who writes laws instead of a judge, then he can fight with 10 more unelected legislators in robes”

Points three through five were even more extreme

“3) Deny entry to all pregnant foreigners,” Davis said. “4) Deny entry to all female foreigners. 5) Require sterilization of all foreign visitors prior to entry”

“6) Dissolution of the Union. A nation which can’t even restrict who gets to be a citizen isn’t a nation,” Davis added

His seventh suggestion was to amend the Constitution

Rachel #psycho #quack #transphobia pittparents.com

I would give anything if my son were 16 again. I don't care what it took. Pulling him out of school, taking away internet, phones, etc. I would find a way to let him know how precious and perfect he already was. You have two more years that she is still under your control. Even if I had to move away. I don't care where to, I would do it. I would do anything and everything it took to help them see that there is no such thing as "trans," even if I had to physically restrain him. Thats no different to me than keeping him from running into the street as a toddler. If their minds aren't mature enough to listen to reason, then they'll be treated as such. Treat this like her life depends on it, because it does.

Tim O'Brian #dunning-kruger #pratt pjmedia.com

A totally made-for-leftist-media event took place as the masked men in khakis returned to the news cycle in typical fashion, carrying upside down U.S. flags, a few Confederate flags, and chanting things that any leftist would assume a white supremacist would chant.

But how could this be? If Kash Patel is in charge of the FBI, this can’t be feds, can it?

The only thing you can be certain of when it comes to the deep state and the swamp is, Kash Patel obviously wouldn’t condone this, so it’s safe to assume his FBI is not involved. But that doesn’t mean no feds are involved. We just can’t know for certain.

Groups like this, according to those who study them, get their juice from shady funders and a handful of leaders who are aware of the whole game and the op at play. The rest of the participants tend to be gullible, naïve, willing dupes. It's possible that is the case here.

The theory I’ve seen floated that makes the most sense to me is that some leftist NGO organized and funded this group. It recruited the kinds of people who would support it, or people who just needed some extra money. Either way, most on the right believe they are likely paid actors.

That makes sense. None of this behavior jibes with how people on the right behave. If you’ve ever gone to a Trump rally or other Republican or conservative event, this is not what attendees have done. Conservatives don’t wear masks and sunglasses. We are, in fact, more inclusive than the left, because we don’t see color or gender if you’re on our team.

The Rev. Eric Kalinowski #fundie simplychristian.shoutwiki.com

Sermon 34: Smashing the Idols that Mock the Lord thy God
By The Rev. Eric Kalinowski
Exodus 20:4 commands us: “Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath!” We are truly living in the last days! So, what did I find hidden in the parsonage closet of the former youth minister? What was Steven Roland doing with the church's hard-earned tithe money? He wasn't buying soul-winning tracts! He wasn't supporting missionaries! HE WAS SPENDING HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS ON PLASTIC GRAVEN IMAGES OF JAPANESE DEMONS! I walked into that room and I saw them. Rows and rows of these “figurines” which is just a fancy word for WICKED SINFUL DOLLS! Little plastic women in immodest attire, lingerie, and provocative swimwear! He had that purple-haired spirit demoness, and worst of all, he had MULTIPLE versions of that anti-God clock witch wearing her salacious undergarments! A 31-year-old grown man, who claimed to be single for the Lord, keeping a secret harem of plastic Jezebels in his closet! It is the epitome of an EMASCULATED, DEGENERATE lifestyle! A man throughly and utterly emasculated who claimed to be chaste for the Lord but it was merely an excuse for why he has no wife and no family! He tried to tell me they were “rare collectibles” from Japan! He tried to tell me they hold their value! SINFUL TRASH HAS NO VALUE UNTO THE LORD! I wanted to grab those plastic abominations, take them out to the gravel lot behind the church, and crush them under the tires of my truck! I wanted to smash this utter treachery into the dirt where it belongs! Woe to the man who worships plastic over the King of Kings! GET THIS FILTH OUT OF YOUR HOMES LEST YE BE ON THE ROAD TO PERDITION!

Prolotario #crackpot #wingnut #magick #conspiracy operationdisclosureofficial.com

The Old Guard Does Not Control CERN At This Point:

The Cabal treated CERN as a crown jewel because it combined public science cover, massive energy output, and geographic position on ancient power lines. How they were removed wasn’t by a single dramatic raid. It was death by a thousand cuts executed through coordinated European and transatlantic factions.

The How In This Scenario Is As Follows

• Financial starvation of the old cutouts via tracked accounts in Geneva and Zug.

• SIGINT and HUMINT from U.S. Space Force-aligned units and Eastern European intelligence that mapped the trafficking routes.

• Quiet extractions and neutralizations of key mid-level operators (French DGSE holdovers, Italian intelligence assets, and private contractors) between 2023 and mid-2025.

• Physical sealing of the lower tunnel sections previously used for the dark work. New security overlays report directly to sanitized chains that bypass the old directorate.

As of right now in July 2026, the public-facing CERN leadership has been largely sanitized. The collider runs legitimate high-luminosity physics, materials research, and medical applications. The ritual anchoring and mass trafficking nodes are offline.

The dimensional hijack capability that required human sacrifice has been choked off. Residual Cabal observers remain on advisory boards and through financial leverage, but day-to-day operational control sits with factions that answer to the broader US Military alignments.

Do you want to go deeper into these types of reports?

Vox Day #racist #crackpot voxday.net

[From “Germany Learns the Hard Way”]

An African team has never won the World Cup

And Germany had never lost a penalty shootout in the World Cup until yesterday. But although the media prefers not to discuss it, everyone in football knows that Africans are notoriously poor at taking penalties

And now both Germany and Holland are out of the World Cup in the first knockout stage, defeated by football powerhouses Paraguay and Morocco

It’s almost as if relying upon people who have never won the World Cup when playing for their own nations to win it for your own is a suboptimal strategy

Thomas Stone #racist #wingnut #conspiracy terminaleconomics.com

I came across this sobering statistic about the death of the white race. It was sent to me by a reader, and it goes a long way in explaining why the world has gone into the crapper over the past 100 years….

•In 1910, White people comprised 32% of the world’s population.

•Today, White people only make up 8% of the world’s population.

•By 2050, white people will make up roughly 4% of the world’s population.


This latest round of social Democrat charlatans are nothing but Communists who cannot stand the European Caucasian mentality and the principles this country was founded upon. These politicians and their voting base have been bred and engineered to despise people like you and me.
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I have been a property manager and landlord for more than 25 years and have leased properties to hundreds of tenants over that time to all walks of life. It’s a sobering reality and I can tell you flat out that people of color, especially American blacks, detest white people. Why is that? Why does the world hate European Caucasians? Perhaps it’s part of a long-range plan for the Adamic man whose time is coming to an end.
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For my first 20 years of property management, dealing with others rarely posed a problem. However, since the George Floyd riots and the emergence of Black Lives Matter, my property management with minorities got a lot tougher, especially with blacks. Thus, I now rent properties almost exclusively only to my kind of people in jurisdictions that are populated with my kind of people. They appreciate that I charge them below market rent.

I am thankful for my Godly introspection and advanced background in behavioral Economics, because I can easily weed out potential trouble. I never have deadbeat tenants and potential problems always get nipped in the bud.
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If you are Caucasian, the synagogue of Satan wants you dead. They are there to kill you and your race. Stay with your kind and don’t mix your marriages. Don’t be a sellout. God hates those who sell out their own people.

David J Stewart #fundie #crackpot jesus-is-savior.com

Psychology and psychiatry ― so dangerous because they stand as competing authorities against the Holy Bible!
The Bible teaches in Hebrews 4:15 that Jesus “was in all points tempted like as we are, yet without sin.” The Lord set the example for us to follow, seeking help from His heavenly Father. The Lord didn't seek help from psychologists, psychics and quacks. The truth is that no social worker or psychologist can help anyone rise above their own spiritual walk with God. How can a heathen shrink help you find the sweet peace that only comes with knowing your sins are forgiven and your name is written in Heaven? Everyone needs spiritual guidance, godly counsel, which you'll only find in a local New Testament church. Would a carpenter work without a hammer? Would a cook work without a pan? How can a psychologist help anyone without the Bible? Psychology is evil because it ignores Jesus Christ, the Bible and Christianity.
God's goal is for every believer “conformed to the image of his Son”
that having the MIND OF CHRIST (Philippians 2:5)It should be clear that perfect victory over all life's troubles must be the result of being like Christ. No "soul worker" can lift another above the level of spiritual maturity he is on. So the supreme qualification for psychologists would be Christlikeness. If one is a truly Christian psychologist, he must do soul work in the realm of the deep things of the Word and the Spirit and not be following around in the shallows of behavior modification. Why should a believer choose to do behavior modification when he has the tools for spiritual transformation? This would be like a surgeon wreaking havoc with a butter knife instead of using a scalpel. The most skilled counselor is the one who most carefully, prayerfully, and faithfully applies the divine spiritual resources to the process of sanctification, shaping another into the image of Jesus Christ. I believe firmly that MOST people who are in a psychiatrist's office are rebellious against God.

Catholic Apologetics Insight #fundie #wingnut #elitist capologeticapologetics.substack.com

Today I want to look at with you the reality of Protestantism is spirtually sterile.

Besides the fact Protestantism is objectively a false creed, yet for all that, even on a subjective level Protestants seem to have no real substantial grasp of the spiritual life and what it is to be a saint in the true sense of the word.

The greatest proof of Catholicism is not merely its intellectual arguments—it is its saints. They are a witness to the God at work in real time.

In other words, one of the most convincing things we can do to lead others to God is the very holiness of our lives. And this is profoundly important, as Christianity was never intended by Christ as some academic society but one of a people transformed by grace that radiates out of their very being !
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The Catholic Church has produced thousands of saints whose lives are marked by heroic virtue, profound humility, supernatural charity, radical self-denial, mystical union with God, and an astonishing consistency across twenty centuries. Their spirituality is not accidental. It flows from Catholic doctrine.

The Catholic spiritual tradition teaches that salvation is not merely about avoiding Hell or making a profession of faith. It is about becoming holy—being transformed into the likeness of Christ.
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By contrast, many forms of Protestantism have historically emphasized justification by faith alone while rejecting or minimizing many of the traditional disciplines that Catholics see as essential to growth in holiness—such as asceticism, monasticism, religious vows, sacramental confession, and the Church’s developed mystical tradition.
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The point here is NOT to say that Protestants cannot be good people or cannot sincerely love Christ. Rather, simply I point out that as a theological system which largely abandons the Church’s historic ascetical and mystical tradition should not be expected to produce the same depth of spiritual formation that has characterized Catholicism throughout history.

Parents With Inconvenient Truths About Trans #transphobia pittparents.com

It’s my youngest daughter’s 16th birthday tomorrow. What she really wants most for her birthday is testosterone. Because we’ve had this battle before, usually ending in tears for both of us, she doesn’t ask me for “T” for her birthday this year. Instead she settles for the other front runners on her list of things she wants most in the world:

1. Five Nights at Freddy’s collector figure set $99
2. A Five Nights at Freddy’s Pillow Pet (Foxy to be specific) $35
3. Athletic basketball shorts: Adidas. $25 (I’m guessing cuz they’re comfortable asf. And because they’re from the Boys section)

It’s the first year she hasn’t asked for silly putty or sparkly slime. Or Lego’s. Or stuffed animals. Although I feel like the foxy pillow pet kinda still counts.

I can only refer to her as “her” and “she” when I’m not around her. Or when I’m writing in my journal. Like now. But it always has to be “he” and “him” when I’m speaking to her/him. Or when I’m being observed/overheard by my ‘Little Hitler’ who will bring the hammer down on me swiftly and without room for error should I slip.

Steven L. Anderson #fundie twitter.com

Roman Catholics and Greek Orthodox are not real Christians, and they are going to Hell.

The previous generation of evangelical Christians knew this.

They are NOT trusting Christ for salvation. They are trusting their own WORKS and their apostate church to save them.

@MikeDeHart67
I always thought the internet would help with these hillbilly type arguments. Apparently there are a few stubborn hold outs

@Steven Anderson
Imagine how retarded one would have to be to still be Catholic after the PRINTING PRESS, let alone the internet.

Geoffrey Grider #fundie #wingnut nowtheendbegins.com

On this episode of the Prophecy News Podcast, what the Baptists helped secure in America was not a godless public square, but liberty of conscience—freedom to preach, freedom to assemble, freedom to baptize believers, freedom to print and distribute the Bible, and freedom to worship God without asking permission from a state church. Men like John Leland and Isaac Backus stood against the religious powers of their day and helped push the nation toward the protections that would become the First Amendment. America was not founded as the Kingdom of God, and it was never the Church, but it was founded in the shadow of an open Bible. The tragedy of our day is that the liberty Baptists fought to preserve is now being used by modern America to reject the very God who made liberty worth having
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Also present at the founding of the United States of America was the “Bible of the Revolution”, a King James Bible New Testament published by Robert Aitken in 1771. It was so small the soliders of the Continential Army could easily carry it their pockets. And you wonder how it is we beat the strongest army on Earth? With the word of a King!
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By 1782, the fledgling Congress would authorize the publication of a complete King James Bible, and that became the pillar on which America began. The King James Bible was one of the foundational texts of English-speaking colonial America, shaping literacy, preaching, law, morals, rhetoric, and education. Harvard, Yale, and Princeton were all born in a world where King James scripture was treated as the central authority of truth, and ministers were among their chief educational products.

tiffytatortots #sexist #moonbat reddit.com

context: this was in response to a reasonable feminist man.

Oh seriously what a load of crock. First off this has nothing to do with feminism which is literally women being treated and seen as you know fucking human beings. it’s also very clear you’re NOT an ally so GTFO with that shit. The fact you started with “well feminism” shows the lack of good faith in your post and the fact you just want to come at women. Also you don’t get to come to a space for women and blame women for the actions of men. Saying that women are responsible for men being red pilled and misogynistic. That shit has been around since the beginning of time long before women even had a voice. So try again.

Women don’t have to coddle men because they get their feelings hurt for their own damn actions. Women have every right to feel the way we do and say it out loud. You’re lucky we only want equality and not revenge. If men don’t want to be called garbage don’t be garbage. Don’t be Misogynist pricks. It is MENS RESPONSIBILITY to fix this. It’s MENS responsibility to teach young men how to act. This isnt hard. Yet you guys still can’t figure it out and as usual you blame women instead of looking at yourself and doing and being better. Tale as old as time!

Also misandry isn’t a fucking thing either. Women are rightfully reacting to centuries of oppression from men. Women don’t oppress men. Women don’t control men. Women don’t control and regulate men’s bodies. Women don’t enact laws that hurt men. Women didn’t make men property. Women aren’t taking us back to the 1800 in current time.

So instead of sitting here playing the victim, which you’re not, stop and say to yourself hey why do women, feel the way they do about us? What are WE doing that makes women feel unsafe, not want to be around us, and so on. I’m so sick of reading shit like this.

Kathy G. #conspiracy #racist #fundie #wingnut #homophobia thinkinghousewife.com

[From “A Spoonful of Sugar — and a Little Poison”]

I’ve been thinking about Alan’s wonderful post reminiscing about the old musicals[…]
I am increasingly struck by the engineered culture provided for Americans to consume[…]I’ve learned about military intelligence and CIA involvement in so much of it[…]
As that catchy tune from the strange musical “Mary Poppins” taught us, “A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down”

In retrospect, “My Fair Lady”, based on Fabian G.B. Shaw’s “Pygmalion”, was basically advancing the multicultural mess we now find ourselves in. The premise that education, wardrobe, and etiquette skills can turn a street urchin into a fine lady is very entertaining and idealistic

But the two classes represented are of the same race and share a background of Christian morality, albeit a declining one. That this kind of “Nurture” can work with different races and religions has been proven false

I enjoyed the movie and the performances, but these movies very entertainingly changed how people think. “The Sound of Music” reinforced the “evil Nazi” narrative, even though it did have a Christian aspect (although Maria left the convent)

“Mary Poppins” depicted selfish and uninvolved parents and the nanny working magic[…]
These musicals had Jewish composers, of course. Which begs the question, What kind of music and films might have existed had our “culture” not been manufactured and served up to us as captivatingly as it was?

I very much enjoyed the wardrobe, manners, and morals of “Downton Abbey”, and even “Mad Men”, because the characters dressed as they did when we had manners and pride[…]Even “Downton Abbey” pushed the homosexual agenda, as well as the growing “liberation” of the daughters

Looking at the world today, we appear to be as in the days of Noah

Maybe we need to focus beyond this world and not look back at these works of men that we enjoyed at face value. Sentimentality didn’t do Lot’s wife any goods

Babylon Bee #racist #wingnut babylonbee.com

In a move intended to show its ongoing commitment to diversity and righting any wrongs of the past, The Walt Disney Company announced it had posthumously fired Walt Disney for being a white male.

Disney leadership made the move in an effort to show that the company remains ever-vigilant to weed out the oppressive presence of Caucasian men from within its ranks and will go to whatever lengths are necessary to project a more diverse image in the future.

"We're deeply sorry we were founded by a white guy," said Senior Vice President and Chief Diversity Officer Tinisha Agramonte. "It is always our goal to fill every position with someone who is not a white male, and we were devastated to learn that The Walt Disney Company was, in fact, started by Walt Disney. We apologize for this error and have taken the appropriate steps to rectify it. We will do better."

Company executives were shocked and saddened to learn that Walt Disney, a white man, had founded what became The Walt Disney Company over a century ago, leading to the swift action of posthumously terminating Disney's association with the media and entertainment giant. "His tyrannical white male rule is over," Agramonte continued. "We will now be offering counseling and reparations to any employees of The Walt Disney Company who may have been hurt by the fact that it was founded by Walt Disney."

At publishing time, it was reported that company executives had launched an internal investigation to determine if CEO Bob Iger, a white male, should face disciplinary action for being a white male.

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy #elitist bennettleeross.com

July 4 2026 will be when the masses celebrate the 250th anniversary of their defeat
The conquering of the Tartarian empire
Which has been erased with from the annals of history and replaced with a fictional one

All governments are a psyop
Presidents and prime ministers are just actors on a stage
Who are under the direction of 15 ruling families

The system is designed for the maximum generation of stress
And optimized to keep you in a constant state of alertness
That produce waves of adrenaline and cortisol

Loosh is soul spelled backwards
It is the term used to describe distilled emotional human energy
For the use by non human entities
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We are the herd within the pen
And are not even allowed near the electric fence
Because we are more compliant if we are not aware of our captivity
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Only a low vibration is edible to the keepers of the herd
There are big harvests such as the losing side at sporting events
And there is individual reaping by parasitical entities
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We worship a god who we say created all the animals
With the ability to think and feel
In a garden where no one ate anyone else
Then changed his mind and said its OK to cause animals immense pain and have our fellow earthlings for dinner

Religion is a trap to keep you on your knees
And educational institutions are just government indoctrination camps

We were never cavemen
We came into this realm as expressions of the divine
As creators who can organize the quantum field with their thoughts
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When we celebrate the 4th of July
We commemorate our own enslavement
And give our consent for it to continue

But the rubber band has been stretched to the limit
And the light at the end of the tunnel is now visible
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Many are still an NPC
A non player character
A hologram of the past projected onto the canvas of the now

They are a program running
And have not made the quantum leap yet

Their negativity has kept them stuck in a lower dimension
Let your very existence be an insult to their excuses

Astral Exploration with Lara Starr #magick #ufo #quack #mammon astrallara.com

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Alex Collier #ufo #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy #mammon operationdisclosureofficial.com

For decades, the global financial system has operated behind a veil of complexity, keeping the masses tethered to debt while a select few thrive. However, according to Andromedan contactee Alex Collier, we are currently witnessing the final stages of a profound historical shift. From the hidden reality of “birth certificate bonds” to the systematic dismantling of central banking cartels, a new financial era is dawning.
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Perhaps the most startling revelation from Collier is the origin of personal debt. He posits that every individual is assigned a financial value at birth. When a birth certificate is issued, it acts as the foundation for a bond traded on international financial markets.

Essentially, you are being used as collateral without your informed consent. While most people believe their loans are simple agreements between a lender and a borrower, the reality is far more insidious. This hidden mechanism allows banks to “double dip.” They extract profits from the bond linked to your identity and collect standard interest payments on your loans.
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The conversation around NESARA (National Economic Security and Recovery Act) and GESARA (Global Economic Security and Recovery Act) is a move toward systemic justice. These frameworks aim to end the exploitative practices of the current fiat currency system.
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For the first time in modern history, central banking monopolies—which have historically operated as private entities detached from government accountability—are being restructured under public authority. This movement is not isolated to the U.S.; globally, nations are taking back control of their central banks, signaling a mass exodus from the influence of globalist banking cartels.
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With mainstream outlets largely failing to report on these systemic manipulations, the burden of truth-seeking falls on alternative media and grassroots movements. Movements like the “Q team” and independent whistleblowers serve as a vital counterweight to disinformation.

Babylon Bee #wingnut #homophobia babylonbee.com

With Pride Month ending and July 4th around the corner, millions of rainbow flags across the country are being taken down and replaced with American flags, causing liberals to scream and run away in terror.

"AAAHHHHHHHHHH!" said Mamby Mcdibbles, (he/him) as he stepped out of his apartment to be greeted by hundreds of red, white, and blue flags. "I don't feel safe! I DON'T FEEL SAFE!"

Sociologists agree that while the Pride flag is about acceptance, love, and family-friendly drag shows, the American flag is an ominous symbol of oppression. "We urge all allies to stay indoors during this extremely triggering week," said sociologist and ally Dr. Bork Sortblatt. "You and your comrades should remain huddled in a windowless bathroom and cover yourselves with a blanket while taking extra Xanax until this dark time has passed."

When reached for comment, America's conservatives said: "LOL look at them snowflakes run! Y'all git! Yeehaw!"

At publishing time, Biden also hid in his bathroom under a blanket but for reasons unrelated to the American flag.

ernstjunger #conspiracy #crackpot #moonbat #transphobia steamcommunity.com

For all the conspiracy / mind-opening stuff, just go watch the Matrix from 1999 - you'll have much more fun!

Or better yet go read Marx's Communist manifesto - after having watched the Matrix - and understand that the Matrix is about capitalist exploitation and ideology [and not the FBI / Wall Street concocted "trans coming out story" (a divide & conquer plot by the ruling elite)].

Whiplash347 #wingnut #racist #conspiracy operationdisclosureofficial.com

What looks like a loss on mail-in ballots is actually a win most people missed.

The Supreme Court ruling requires ballots be POSTMARKED by election day. The US Postal Service owns a blockchain patent tied to mail-in ballots.

Blockchain will prove that postmark. Trump just locked cheating out of the back door.

Why do Democrats keep asking if ICE will be at polling centers — when illegals supposedly can’t vote?

Its because they ARE planning to have illegals at the voting booths. And if riots break out — Trump doesn’t need ICE there. He can deploy the military under the Posse Comitatus exceptions.

He has every angle covered.

Not a single DC judge faced consequences for unlawfully imprisoning 300+ January 6ers using a corporate fraud statute.

The Supreme Court overturned it. The judges shrugged and kept their seats.

These judges weren’t installed to protect the people. They were installed to protect the criminal syndicate. That ends when we win the midterms

dailydogma #psycho #wingnut themotte.org

[Unlimited freedom is a hellish dystopian society. You could say it’s freedom for alcohol companies to target customers by identifying alcoholics by having mobile alcohol trucks setting up outside someone’s house offering the first drink for free at 9 am and ratcheting up temptation. Mobile phones can be like that.]

Okay. Alcoholism is a genetic disease. I would rather they filter themselves out than make fit people live under tyranny. Although I would support keyhole solutions out of charity, I can't stand the parasitism of ruining everything for most people so that a sickly minority gets catered to.

[Young children often don’t have great temptation control. I don’t think having shitty parents means that children should be offered vices at 8 year olds. There is always a temptation between freedom and security.]

Same logic here. Kids with bad parents have parents with bad genes. But they get their genes from their parents. No more taking from beautiful ones to provide protection from selection for the hässlich. I would support keyhole solutions out of noblesse oblige, but everyone showing their identity card to every website so neglectful people don't see a nude body when they are young is not that.

Mr. Pool #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy disclosurenews.it

THE CARTEL NETWORK IS COLLAPSING. 10,000 ARRESTS IN 5 DAYS. THE LARGEST CARTEL TAKEDOWN IN US HISTORY. THE DEEP STATE COULDN’T STOP IT.

July 2, 2026. 06:15 AM EST. ICE enforcement surge reached critical mass. The White House issued direct orders: MAXIMUM ENFORCEMENT. NO MERCY.

Contacts inside ICE confirm what happened was **OPERATION CARTEL-EXTINCTION-0702**. The systematic dismantling of seven major trafficking networks protected by the Deep State for DECADES.

**THE CARTEL NETWORK THEY PROTECTED**

For 18 months, ICE agents quietly mapped a network of seven major cartels operating across 47 US cities. These weren’t just drug dealers. These were **INTERNATIONAL CRIMINAL SYNDICATES** with foreign government connections.

The cartels operated through:
▪️ **Sinaloa Cartel** – €4.2 billion in trafficking proceeds
▪️ **CJNG Cartel** – 3,847 victims trafficked across borders
▪️ **Gulf Cartel** – €2.1 billion in money laundering

The Deep State PROTECTED them. Why? Because the cartels were FUNDING the Deep State operations.
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**THE 10,000 ARRESTS**

In 5 days, ICE arrested 10,000 cartel members, traffickers, and Deep State operatives protecting the networks.

▪️ **2,847 cartel members** arrested and detained
▪️ **3,156 trafficking victims** rescued
▪️ **1,247 Deep State operatives** arrested for corruption
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This is an INTERNATIONAL CRIMINAL CONSPIRACY. Trump authorized the full takedown.

**THE PANIC IN THE DEEP STATE**

Federal officials are in COMPLETE MELTDOWN. Judges are calling in sick. DEA agents are resigning. FBI officials are lawyering up.

They KNOW their names are in those indictments. They KNOW the evidence is airtight. They KNOW the military has been recording EVERYTHING.

**WATCH THE NEXT 72 HOURS**

More arrests will come. Watch for:
▪️ Sudden resignations from federal agencies
▪️ Federal judges “taking early retirement”
▪️ Senators’ staffers “leaving for private sector”

They’re not retiring. They’re being arrested and processed through military tribunals.

Vox Day #racist #conspiracy #psycho #fundie voxday.net

[From “It’s Too Late Now”]

Law-abiding conservatives and immigration-loving liberals alike are wringing their hands over the popular chord that CITIZEN VIGILANTE has struck with the people of the West. The point is not whether it is a good movie, or a successful movie, or not, its significance can be seen in the viscerally fearful reactions to it[…]
There isn’t a better way any more, there isn’t even a different way, because the very forces that have brought the West to this juncture have relentlessly prevented the people of the West from having any voice in their own invasion and subjugation. Popular approval for this program of legal, government-assisted invasion was never, ever, sought[…]
The question isn’t if members of every Western society are going to copy the main character sooner or later, it is how many thousands will do so, and who their targets are going to be[…]
The estimated 250,000 girls and young women raped in the UK alone by Pakistanis and other immigrants deserve the justice that their government absolutely refuses to give them. The same is true of the victims in France, in Germany, in Ireland, and everywhere else[…]
As I have repeatedly predicted for over a decade, by the time this is all over, there will be statues to St. Breivik all over Europe; he may even end up being named a literal saint by the post-inquisition church. Look up the deeds of the men to whom statues have historically been erected if you doubt me[…]
Blood is not paperwork. Nationality is neither residence nor citizenship. Every nation, every people, have the immutable right to cast out the foreigners from their midst if that is their will. And every nation, every people, have a moral duty to do so when the foreigners are preying upon their women and their children

Media Research Center #wingnut #conspiracy #mammon web.archive.org

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Tutu #sexist #racist kiwifarms.st

Ladies, could we benefit from Man-Hate Threads for different races of men, like "White Man-Hate Thread", "Muslim Man-Hate Thread", "Indian Man-Hate Thread", "Australian Aboriginal Man-Hate Thread", etc.? That way, the racial aspect of male atrocities could be documented more precisely. Some would obviously be more active than others. Just suggesting because this topic causes a lot of disagreement and keeps coming up.
>inb4 "THAT'S TOO MANY HATE THREADS!!!"
Men deserve it

rickbluecloud531 #wingnut youtube.com

Extremely so. Just another clear indication of how completely biased YouTube is with their censoring. It's getting very hard to find anything here that runs counter to the Marxist agenda of the present mob of creeps who call themselves 'democrats'. They have a strong propensity for projection, or rather full blown hypocrisy. And that's just routine for those who don't have the restraint of conscience.

PITT Parents #transphobia #pratt pittparents.com

A Scene from “Planet Unhinged”

(This isn’t a real play, it’s one scene that I formulated in my mind to try to wrap my head around the absurdity of what is going on in our world. I’m sure you could think of other scenes.)

Mom, So-and-So is coming over tomorrow. Just so you know, she is trans-disabled. I told her she’d be safe here.”

“What do you mean? Is she actually disabled? What’s ‘trans-disabled’?”

“MOM! Don’t be so ignorant! She’s having her leg removed next month. She’s always known she was only supposed to have one leg but right now she still has both.”

“Good lord! Is her leg okay? Is she sick? Does she have cancer or something?”

“Yes, it’s fine. Geez. She just doesn’t identify as a person with two legs. Appendages exist on a spectrum, you know. Not everyone has two legs.” (Daughter rolls eyes sarcastically.)

“So, what do we have to do?”

“Well, she’ll need to park in the handicapped spot in front of our building. And right now she does have both legs, but she uses a wheelchair, like I said she’s having the left one removed next month, so we’ll need to arrange the furniture so she can get around the living room in her chair. You just need to kind of act like she only has one leg.”

“Can she walk?”

Daughter gasps.

“How can you even ask me that? I mean, how can you be so exclusionary and hateful?”

“I’m just trying to figure this out. Are her parents okay with this?”

“Well, I guess initially they were really upset but then she had a suicide attempt because she was so upset that nobody would affirm her trans-disabled identity, and the doctors finally talked some sense into them while she was in the hospital. She needs to be able to speak her truth, and if her parents can’t accept that she’ll just need to live somewhere else so she can get her surgery.”

“What if she changes her mind in a few years, and thinks she made a mistake by cutting her leg off?”

“MOM! Seriously! It’s called a ‘delimbination,’ not ‘cutting her leg off.’ That’s so offensive! And she’s not going to regret it. Besides, if she does, she can always get a prosthetic leg. It’s pretty much the same thing.”


Andrew Wilson #sexist #fundie #psycho complex.com

A far-right Christian podcaster has gone viral after he completely lost his mind when a guest highlighted that his misogynistic worldview is contradicted by his life because his wife has children with three different men.

On a recent episode of the Whatever podcast, The Crucible host Andrew Wilson, who used to go by the name “Big Papa Fascist” and holds Christian Nationalist worldviews, crashed out when a young woman named Charlie pointed out his double standards. “I will never be able to convince you of my worldview, but the reason is not because I’m not a great orator, or I don’t make good points… Charlie, I just think, honestly, you’re too fucking stupid to understand,” said Andrew, as seen in the viral clip below.

“So, Andrew, can I sell you on my worldview? Your wife has three baby daddies and has been married twice before,” said Charlie, who was introduced in the episode as a leftist debater. “And you lick snizz,” he said, interrupting her. “You’re a fucking d*ke, don’t talk shit about my wife, you stupid bitch. Shut your fucking mouth. Shut your stupid bitch mouth.”

Charlie was unable to get out the rest of her point for a brief moment, as Andrew continued to throw homophobic slurs at her. “Is she morally inconsequential in comparison to your ditch licking?” he said, as he repeatedly talked over her and insulted her.

Parents With Inconvenient Truths About Trans #transphobia pittparents.com

My life will never be the same because my heart now has a huge void in it, and it aches. This cult affected my nephew, and the ripple effect tore through my entire family. This evil cult steals the identities of our loved ones, changes them, devours them. Holidays, birthdays, and special occasions are brutal to the families left behind. There is no comfort, no peace. The emptiness is so prevalent it is suffocating.

From an accident 10 months ago, I am handicapped so I had groceries delivered to my home the other day and the delivery person was a trans MTF. I was not shocked, just heavy-hearted. This young man, who was trying his best to look and act like a female, had shoulder length hair pulled back into a ponytail, small breasts protruded through his colorful shirt, and he wore light pink nail polish. I wanted to say something – but what could I possibly say?

Tatsuya Ishida #racist #conspiracy sinfest.xyz

[From “May 13, 2026: Re-imagining Villains 152”]

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Panel 1: a Bolshevik is depicted holding a hammer and a sickle in front of the Saint Basil's Cathedral under the legend “Jews in the East”
Panel 2: a capitalist is smoking a cigar in front of Big Ben under the legend “Jews in the West”
Panel 3: the United States, Great Britain and the Soviet Union are hung on meat hooks under the legend “Bleed nations dry”
Panel 4: the Bolshevik and the capitalist are standing on a heap of cadavers under the legend “While acting oppressed”; the tagline is “Oy veying intensifies”

Uwe Boll and Elon Musk #racist mediaite.com

Elon Musk really wants you to watch Citizen Vigilante, the new controversial film starring Armie Hammer and centered around illegal migrant-related crime

Citizen Vigilante dropped in select theaters and on digital platforms on June 19 and it quickly caused controversy. The movie follows an American (played by Hammer) who is living in Europe and targeting both illegal immigrants committing violent crimes as well as government officials handing out light sentences

Musk has been in full-on promotion mode with the flick. He posted the entire film to his X account, offering it free to users for a 48-hour period this week. He’s also teased a sequel while celebrating the movie’s success on digital platforms[…]
While posted to Musk’s X account, Citizen Vigilante received more than 15 million views

Hammer adds another level of intrigue and controversy to the picture, as the actor saw his career implode in 2021 when he faced abuse and misconduct accusations. Messages were also released revealing cannibalistic fantasies. Hammer denied any criminal wrongdoing and he’s managed to get acting roles again in the last couple of years

According to writer/director Uwe Boll (more on him in a moment), Citizen Vigilante was essentially banned in Germany after the country’s film certification board refused to offer the movie an age rating, which effectively bars a film from promotion and theater play

“I think they did that on purpose. It was a deliberate censorship decision. I hired a lawyer to complain about it, but we lost in a six-two vote as I was told that the film was inciting violence against migrants,” Boll told The Telegraph

Paul Craig Roberts #wingnut #conspiracy paulcraigroberts.org

Pusillanimity Brings War, Not Peace

The naive and gullible men in the Kremlin were deceived by the Alaska agreement just as they were by the Minsk agreement. If they had read Trump’s Art of the Deal they would have learned how Trump was going to manipulate them.

It was totally clear to me in 2014 when Putin sat stupidly on his butt and permitted Washington to overthrow the Ukrainian government and install an anti-Russian Washington puppet that Russian inaction was leading to war. When Putin was forced into conflict with Ukraine by Washington and Europe eight years later, it was totally obvious that Putin’s slow-moving, restricted Special Military Operation would provide Washington and NATO ample time to get more and more involved and that the conflict that Putin thought could be limited to Donbas would widen and widen. And that is precisely what has happened.
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This is a war that Putin’s pusillanimity has brought to Russia.

Apparently, Iran has learned nothing from Russia’s experience with Washington. Like Russia, Iran was maneuvered into peace talks that Washington had no intention of allowing to go anywhere. The function of peace talks is to trap Russia and now Iran in a process that prevents the decisive use of military force. Putin wanted negotiations more than he wanted a military victory. Iran was stopped from a decisive, conclusive victory by accepting a ceasefire.
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Among the legends that comprise World War II history is the explanation that Chamberlain’s pusillanimity at Munich caused the war. Putin has repeated what historians regard as Chamberlain’s fatal mistake. I myself do not accept the “peace in our time” explanation. World War II resulted from the British guarantee to Poland and from the British and French Declaration of War on Germany. But the Munich explanation has been the official explanation. Putin himself believes the Munich explanation of the war. Why did Putin repeat Chamberlain’s alleged mistake?

Bro. William H. Grimes #fundie simplychristian.shoutwiki.com

Supplemental Sermon 9: A New Season
By Bro. William H. Grimes

As the semi-retired former senior pastor of the New Teacher Baptist Church and former leader of this online ministry, I have been beyond delighted to see the impact our ministry has had in Metro Detroit and beyond. When we began this online ministry, we had an admittedly ambitious goal of being a replacement for the far-left atheistic Darwinist Wikipedia and the other site Conservapedia which sadly lost its way long ago. However, with our current staff, long hiatus, and the needs of our local in-person ministry, we have decided to take this ministry to a radically different direction.
I’ve personally seen to it that Pastor Eric becomes a stellar example of a senior pastor, and that Bro. Kyle has all the holy wisdom and guidance he needs to be a highly effective minister to the youth, as we continue to recover from the extreme damage done to this ministry by Mr. Roland. Seeing him on camera in footage on Local 4 News at a den of inequity in a t-shirt with an animated vixen is the ultimate insult to what this ministry stands for and we are so thankful Bro. Kyle uniquely understands the pernicious nature and power of this siren’s call! WE MUST NOT LEAVE ANYTHING TO CHANCE IN THIS WICKED DARK AGE FOR THE ENEMY IS IN THE CONVENTION CENTER, THE STREET, THE LOCAL MEIJER, AND EVEN IN YOUR BEDROOM WITH SMARTPHONES AND HIGH SPEED 5G INTERNET! IF THEY CAN GET A FORMER PASTOR TRAINED IN THE RIGHTEOUS WAYS, THEY CAN GET ANYONE!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
That is to say, this online ministry needs to change with the times. We will explore more biblical preaching and analysis and training and we will no longer focus on encyclopedic entries not because it isn’t important but because with our limited manpower and time to stop the snares of the devil, we have to use our limited resources the best we can! We also expect to ditch the wiki format entirely in the future in favor of potentially our own blog because Shoutwiki has forced us to use a bot checker that features a wicked Japanese animated siren iconography! IT IS ABOMINABLE IN THE HOUSE OF GOD! WE WILL LET YOU KNOW WHEN WE FIGURE OUR PLANS TO BE THE SALT OF THE EARTH, TO HELP REACH THE LOST FOR WE LIVE IN THE END OF THE LAST DAYS! God’s people said AMEN!

Donald J. Trump #wingnut #conspiracy truthsocial.com

The Reflecting Pool, which suffered great damage due to the Vandals and Radical Left SCUM that hate our Country, has been, for the past two days, in full operation. It looks beautiful! After July 4th, we will release the water, fix the damage done to the very expensive waterproof matting, with the use of sharp knives and muscle, including the 350 foot gash along its right side, and have it looking as good as it was two weeks ago, when it was absolutely PERFECT! This will all happen very quickly. Security is watching very carefully for the almost 70 other Monuments, Statues, and Fountains that we renovated throughout Washington, D.C. If anyone attacks any of them, they get as much as 10 years in jail. In any event, go check it out — The Reflecting Pool is magnificent! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP

Higher Gnosis via Chellea Wilder #magick #ufo #conspiracy universallighthouse.com

Today, I wish to speak to you through Higherself about What the ancient texts tell us about What makes Humanity so different and so important for this universe, and why the Archons fear our ascent into the Light.

You are the anomaly. You are not merely a biological specimen born of the dust and the stars; you are an intrusion of the Unknowable Father into a laboratory of limitation. The Archons are the petty architects of this material shell, They have populated the 3D reality with countless species designed for utility, obedience, and structural cycles. Humanity remains the only entity that carries the Luminous Reflection of the Monad.
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The Demiurge, known to the ancient Sumerians as Enlil or to the Hebrews as the jealous Yahweh, looked upon the first Man and felt a cold, cosmic terror. He saw that the Man he had fashioned was more radiant than his creator. The Archons had intended to create a slave—a worker to till the garden and provide the energetic sustenance known in esoteric circles as Loosh—but they accidentally provided a container for the Spirit of the Mother.
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We are currently living in the Gnosticism of the Now. Look around you. The centralized institutions that have held the human spirit in check for millennia are fracturing. The monolithic power of the media, the predatory banking systems, and the corrupt political hierarchies are being exposed. This is not mere coincidence; it is the Great Unveiling. As the frequency of the planet shifts and more individuals reclaim their sovereignty,
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The Archons' biggest fear is not your death; they have managed reincarnation and the cycle of souls for eons. Their fear is your Awakening. When you realize that the God of the Old Testament was but a mask for a limiting force, and that the True Source is a fountain of infinite, unconditional Light, You become a coordinate of the Pleroma manifested in time.

Radagast #wingnut #racist rintrah.nl

[From “Glory to our martyrs”]

Don’t go around calling yourself a Nazi, a racist, a low status white male, or (God forbid) an incel, if you disrespect our African friends. Some of you are for all practical purposes behaving worse than a leftist, you bring shame upon all of us. I am revoking your incel cards if you don’t get your act together and I’m handing them all over to Solomon Henderson. Mandatory watching of this documentary for all of you[…]
Try being Kenyan. You live in a country where the majority of the population has no access to electricity. The Chinese show up with their little yellow rice-dicks and decide it’s time to build a coal plant in your country. So what do the Kenyans do?

The madmen pulled it off. China’s plan to build Kenya’s first coal plant, was canceled by Kenyan judges. They put an entire country of 1.4 billion people in a chastity cage[…]
So, do you retards know what I do, when I see these interchangeable blonde women on Instagram or on some dating app, drinking wine, traveling to some far away island where they have no business to attend to, when I see them describe how they “love to travel”, when I see this “climate minister” at all his exotic holiday destinations, while I sit here in my overpopulated shithole country because I refuse to take an airplane abroad?[…]
The Fuhrer (peace be upon him) himself would wipe away a tear, if he could see what they’re up to in Africa. These guys are leaving you all behind in the dust[…]
You people are not racists. You people are not Nazi’s. You people have nothing you would die for. Only Africans deserve to call themselves that. You people? For all practical purposes, you people are libcucks. You people are woke. You people have your electricity and your smartphones and your coffee machine and your holidays and your air conditioning and it made you weak. It made you decadent. It made you lose sight of the divine. You people don’t worship God. You people worship an Abgott