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Quote# 4829

as for the wet dreams me and the staff... see them as a attack from satan because the bum is low enough to fight dirty where we cant defend ourselfs. the only thing i can recommand is praying for protection while you sleep.

ylf1999, Rapture Ready 13 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 4830

I strongly recommend that you guys pick up a copy of this book. Not only will you understand how to avoid demonic seduction (which is what everyone struggles with), but you'll understand how to better protect and guard yourself from it!

MercifullySaved, Rapture Ready 6 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 4831

Science, hmmm.... Most of it is basically theories. How people can believe in theories without any actually proof, I'll never know.

emeraldblade34, Harvest Moon Farm 9 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 4832

If we were created by ape's, then why haven't there been anymore of them 'evolving'. Growth spurt, perhaps? No, it can't be true. I don't believe in that type of Science. I believe that scientists should keep their theories to themselves... Atleast until they have any REAL proof!

emeraldblade34, Harvest Moon Farm 4 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 4833

The evidence does not preclude the Garden story. In fact, given the fact that abiogenesis does not happen means that God had to create life directly.

Flannel Avenger, After-Hourz Forumz 5 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 4834

[Replying to 'Adam naming all the animals is clearly fictional']Their names had to come from somewhere. It does not give a time limit on the naming of the animals, and even then, they certainly had not divided into subspecies at that point.

Flannel Avenger, After-Hourz Forumz 3 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 4835

There wasn't a myriad of languages at the time. There was one language. And it's not like Adam had to name every microbe, just 'Beast of the Field' and 'Bird of the Sky'.

Flannel Avenger, After-Hourz Forumz 8 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 4836

Yet our schools teach kids at a 'gullibly young age' about dinosaurs and other things that may not agree with Christianity.

sonfire, PlanetWisdom 12 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 4837

Creationists believe God spoke and things were created out of nothing, while believers in Evolution, in order for their theory to work, have to believe something has always existed. Creationism holds to the fact that for the most part, basically, all natural laws have remained constant, while Evolutionists hold to the fact that the laws of nature change.

bibleguy321, PlanetWisdom 10 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 4838

from an athiest stand point their cannot be any moral standards because since athiest are so open minded they have to be moralistically relative to all cultures and practices... ever notice that things from Satan don't make sense and everything from God does make sense?

musicman, PlanetWisdom 9 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 4839

If evolution is true, And god doesnt exist... Then life means nothing more than illusion, we can kill people, we can murder, rape, steal, lie, mock any one we want to, understand columbine shootings...

Itiswritten, PlanetWisdom 14 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 4840

You don't have to believe He exists to hate Him. You hate Him by default, just by rejecting His existence.

Magus55, Internet Infidels 17 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 4841

Yes I do beleive the whole bible is true for the bible it self declaires it to be so.

mung720, POD Warrior Forum 31 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 4842

These things [atrocious acts by the US military in Iraq] happen...and compared to things that happened during WW2, this is nothing.

Warchant_Warrior, POD Warrior Forum 3 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 4843

I love Ann [Coulter]. I am not tired of her. I agree with her no matter how uncomfortable it makes you. She is one of my heroes. She gives the Dems a taste of their own medicine and they can't handle it. I love watching them squirm when they debate her, it gives me tingles cause it's so freaking cool!

hayden, POD Warrior Forum 26 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 4844

It may have an extreme generalization about all democrats being traitors. But to say that she dosen't get her facts straight is in need of some more proof. That was an outstanding book. She defends Joe McCarthy, who became one of my heroes after reading that book and doing some other research. Talk about a true patriot.

hayden, POD Warrior Forum 5 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 4845

I don't agree across the board with her. But I don't agree across the board with anyone. She does not tell lies. She does not fabricate. She does make generalizations, but so do you. I say, so not all democrats are traitors but a good majority are, and I'd say almost all traitors are democrats.

hayden, POD Warrior Forum 0 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 4846

[Replying to 'God murders innocent children?']All the Egyptians are commanded to kill the male Hebrew children (Ex 1:22) and therefore all Egyptians are guilty.

Jayman, Cygnus' Study - Discussion Boards 1 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 4847

[Replying to 'I beg your pardon? The infants slaughtered by God were guilty?']According to Exodus, all the Egyptians helped in the persecution of the Hebrews. The main sin of all Egyptians is the persecution of the Hebrews. Thus, the sin of the infants was persecuting the Hebrews.

Jayman, Cygnus' Study - Discussion Boards 10 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 4848

Please elaborate. How did you reach the conclusion that the children are innocent? Please deal with Ex 1:22.

Jayman, Cygnus' Study - Discussion Boards 2 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 4849

You judge this from a completely secular humanist viewpoint. You never consider an afterlife. If infants who have never consciously sinned are killed in this world, but given eternal life and happiness in another, nothing immoral has been done.

JohnV, Cygnus' Study - Discussion Boards 10 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 4850

[Editor's note: here's our good non-theist friend Consistent Thinker again. Count the contradictions and logical fallacies in his posts.] I hope that the vast majority of jews flee to israel, and that their semitic neighbors in the middle east develop nuclear weapons in the meantime.

Consistent Thinker, Internet Infidels 1 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 4851

My whole thesis is that it is okay to hate the individuals who... engage in usery... sexually enslave children... practice ritual murder... agitate the lower classes against the nobility... shamelessly distort history... label all of humanity outside of their tribe as sub-human... cause superstition, religious dogma... and to be wary of the people connected to these people. In other words, it is reasonable to hate jews who do these things and to not trust jews who have not done any of these things...

Consistent Thinker, Internet Infidels 13 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 4852

Should I be hated for being against ritual murder, caring about the safety of children and non-human mammals, for being against slavery... against ripping people off... against child pornography... against religious superstition and the tremendous economic, social, political, and emotional harm that it has caused, AND for being suspicious of those innocent of such actions but who have shown that they will support others of their tribe, expecially their leaders, no matter what?

Consistent Thinker, Internet Infidels 13 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 4853

If I was an idiot, how did I get the grades that I got, the standardized scores that I got, the IQ test scores that I got, the electrical engineering position that I got, and my current RA job and academic path as a graduate student at the school that I go to?

Consistent Thinker, Internet Infidels 32 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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