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Quote# 2222

Maybe liberated women, and they are a sub species. Most women around the world want a husband who can put food on the table, a roof over their head and clothing on their back.

JohnR7, Christian Forums 20 Comments [2/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2221

[After reading about the new nylon-digesting bacterium]Evolve to eat nylon, that is so funny. Nylon is a petrolium product, that is what bacteria are suppose to digest. That is what they were designed to do in the first place. They may have 'evolved' to eat sugar and starches because that is junk food for them.

JohnR7, Christian Forums 6 Comments [2/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2220

Of course no one ever asks: Where are all the "harmful" mutations that did not survive to reproduce themselves. Sort of sounds like Heaven and Hell to me. Harmful mutations are destroyed and beneficial mutations live forever through reproduction. No wonder Darwin's only degree was in theology. Not science.

JohnR7, Christian Forums 8 Comments [2/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2219

The difference between Osama and Yahweh is that one was correct in what it called "evil" and one wasn't correct.

NightSpawn, Thought Cafe 4 Comments [2/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2218

Firstly, God didn't make the people choose what they did. He actualized their existence in a situation where they chose what they chose, themselves. Read the "Omniscience and Free Will" thread where you have been refuted.

NightSpawn, Thought Cafe 5 Comments [2/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2217

And what about enslavement? When you catch a bug that's infecting your house, do you give it a chance to live... do you put it in an enclosed area? Surely, not, so why do you complain about these things? God put them into slavery, but that was the best thing to do. I'd rather them be slaves than out there killing.

NightSpawn, Thought Cafe 8 Comments [2/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2216

God created darkness by withdrawing his light from where Satan and the angels were cast down and evil happened. The light in the Universe now is not coming from God directly as it use to.

theTruth, Rapture Ready 2 Comments [2/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2215

God is not indifferent -- he's there -- you're just having a hard time getting past the blinders that atheism has put over your eyes.

dad4jesus, Rapture Ready 3 Comments [2/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2214

You do not suppose it [logic] comes from the father of lies though one of his little demons do you? I remember they use to have these cartoons, where a person would have a little angel on one shoulder and a little devil on the other shoulder. The angel would be feeding good things into his ear, and the devil would feed bad thoughts in. Then it was up to the person to decide which one they would listen to, if they would do good or bad things.

JohnR7, Christian Forums 6 Comments [2/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2213

[What to do if you have a homosexual friend]Pray for them, whether they request it or not. Do not be self righteous to them. And whatever you do, NEVER leave small children alone with them.

cameron222, Rapture Ready 21 Comments [2/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2212

If being homosexual is a result of being born that way....lets get busy finding a cure. If its chosen behavior, then its the individual's fault who chose the perverted lifestyle. Homosexuality is nasty, unclean, leads to STDs and aides and is a perversion....it is also a health menace to society and should be treated as an infectious disorder than requires treatment. I also want the word "gay" back. It used to mean happy and was used frequently to depict that emotion.

cameron222, Rapture Ready 20 Comments [2/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2211

I do not believe that h0omosexuality is a birth defect.....but if it is.....shouldn't we be looking for a cure....... If we found a cure, would the gay community take the medicine to get healed........

cameron222, Rapture Ready 13 Comments [2/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2210

Hey, don't knock animorphism. It is a valid part of any major pagan belief/practise. Even John Hagee will admit to seeing a woman change from a woman shape when she was posessed into a Panther-like being. And there is a documented case where a missionary went to africa and saw people change into werewolves and do many unmentionable things that cannot be done unless under the influence of daemons. Wicca and Paganism isn't something to be Knocked. It is a valid religion.. it is of satan, eventhough they do not freely admit it.

antsinmypants, Rapture Ready 18 Comments [2/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2209

Ops, sorry, I keep forgetting that it has not ALL been falsifed yet. But MUCH of it has already been falsified. At least according to Talkorigion.com MUCH of evolution has been falsified. But if you want to say that talkorigion.com is not telling the truth, I can accept that also. 'many of the things Darwin said have in fact been falsified. Many of his assertions of fact have been revised or denied, many of his mechanisms rejected or modified even by his strongest supporters (e.g., by Mayr, Gould, Lewontin, and Dawkins), and he would find it hard to recognise some versions of modern selection theory as his natural selection theory.'

JohnR7, Christian Forums 5 Comments [2/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2208

The truth is, evolution has been falsified, creationism is true. Sooner or later, you will figure that out, when your ready to.

JohnR7, Christian Forums 3 Comments [2/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2207

Now I'm going to try and bash every aspect of atheism there is. First off... evolution. Evolution is one of the main, retarded things atheism revolves around. It's proof in comparison to Creation is squat. I always here about you morons beliving in stuff like 'Ape-man. Half human, half-man.' in museums. You'll all 'dazzle' at the skeletons in those museums... but never look at the little picture and summary of the creature. In the little picture... it shows the skeleton. For some reason... about one or two bones are shaded in dark. Those shaded in dark bones are what they have found. Did you know that half-brained friends that rant on and on about finding 'Nebraska man'. They made up a whole skeleton... from just one freaking tooth. I'll stop bashing if you stop bashing Christianity.

Marathon, NationStates Forum 12 Comments [2/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2206

To create, you have to have a creator. That is why Darwin came up with the theory of evolution. He tried to claim the universe was not created, it evolved.

JohnR7, Christian Forums 19 Comments [2/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2205

Darwin had some good theology courses, but he managed to twist it into a lie. Of course he could not pass it off to theologians, they know better. But somehow he got the Biologists to buy into it.

JohnR7, Christian Forums 8 Comments [2/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2204

humans turning from their original color to negro is not evolution. it's adaption to the sun's rays, and it didnt take very long for the skin to change colors.

Lord Drizzt, Utopia Temple Forums 22 Comments [2/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2203

There are certain aspects of God that we shouldn't follow. for example, jealousy. god is a jealous god (cant remember which verse), and he himself tells us not to be jealous.

Lord Drizzt, Utopia Temple Forums 10 Comments [2/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2202

Did you know Charles Darwin, father of this "amazing" theory/truth or whatever you want to call it, flat out denounced his theory before his death?? How can you believe somebody who says that what he said was all a big lie/hoax??? I must say, that's a very very very very very very large coincidence that he jokingly makes a theory and a book up, that is actually true... But hey I guess it is according to you people. I mean if the man who was supposedly Jesus says "OK i lied, I'm not Jesus" could you believe him?? I mean it'd be very hard to believe he actually was if he admitted he wasn't. ON a humorous note, you say we evolved from monkies, well I've met a few monkies i consider more intelligent than humans. In life there are two guarantees after you are born, you will die, and you will pay taxes. So you are paying to die. Ironic isn't it?

PsychoGimpy, Utopia Temple Forums 10 Comments [2/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2201

[Replying to 'no, they share a common ancestor']You just contradicted yourself there. By saying that humans and chimpanzees were once the same species, you verify that we did descend from apes.

Jibbo, Utopia Temple Forums 4 Comments [2/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2200

are we STILL talking about wood rotting? wood definately does not rot just in 120 years. some type wood rots in about 100 years, other types of wood can still remain perfectly fine over a period of 1000 years. the oldest tree in the world is 5000 years old, and dont tell me that its wood has already rotted up. even if the tree dies, its wood will NOT rot in 120 years. where did you get this idea?

Lord Drizzt, Utopia Temple Forums 8 Comments [2/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2199

no. evolution clearly shows that ONE race of humans HAS to be superior cause of where they lived, hence evolved to suit their environment. so yes, evolution leans towards racism and rationalizes "racial hygene" (sp??)

Dilbert, Utopia Temple Forums 11 Comments [2/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2198

technically, all evolutionists r racists. if u r offended by that, then u need to re-examine ur beliefs according to evolution, shouldnt ONE species be more dominate than another? so either blacks r better than whites or whites r better than blacks. or maybe its the AZNs who r the best. wait a second! isnt this racism? yes it is.

Dilbert, Utopia Temple Forums 32 Comments [2/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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