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Quote# 2860

Have you considered that the fish 'eating' a fish when it got fossilized, could be a simple case one on top of another? Or perhaps both were dead and in what must have been a swirling malestrom, one got "stuck" in the other's mouth?

look, Christian Forums 10 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2859

As for the bones with 'teeth marks', while it does seem to be from carnivore teeth marks, the marks may have been caused from acidic sediment. The marks also could have been caused from sharp objects that were undoubtedly thrown around by the swirling waters of the flood. These dinosaurs had to have been swirled around, like clothes in a washing machine, in this catastrophic flood.

look, Christian Forums 4 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2858

The velociraptor has a sickle shaped sharp claw in the middle of each foot. I saw that this could have been used for the purpose of climbing trees.

look, Christian Forums 27 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2857

[Trying to reconcile 'no death before the fall' with empirical evidence]As for the [T-Rex] teeth, I saw how it would become useful for eating trees (I realize this sounds ridiculous). Given those teeth (I looked at a website with teeth from many dinosaurs), I saw that the teeth would be well suited for tough wood as well.

look, Christian Forums 11 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2856

And do answer your question, if God undeniably said torture was acceptable, then yes i guess it would be since He can't be wrong or do that which isn't holy ( which is the reason why i don't think He would ever say torture is ok for us to do, since it isn't holy).

Magus55, Rapture Ready 2 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2855

But that doesn't give a child the right to disrupt the school enviornment, talking about how much of a faggot he is. What he said and what he is is largely irrelevant to the issue. He disrupted the school day by bringing up a controversial issue at an obviously inappropriate time. He was appropriately punished. The only reason this is even an issue is because the ACLU stuck its dick in the matter to try to push its liberalism and pro-faggot stance.

Sambo83, BlizzForums 6 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2854

Talking about being a homo is disruptive to the learning envoirnment. Just like girls wearing skirts that are too short can be punished for breaking the rules, even though they have 'free speech,' it's perfectly appropriate to punish someone for talking about his sexuality especially because his particular sexuality is controversial and disruptive. The school believes that his conduct was inappropriate to the school enviornment and issued the punishment of reading from the bible: A very appropriate punishment. He should do his assigned reading and shut the fuck up.

Sambo83, BlizzForums 3 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2853

Abandoning 5000 years of progress because some sick people don't like the fact that religion condemns them, and since society is so dead set on equal rights, the popular idea is to throw religion out the window.

Sambo83, BlizzForums 5 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2852

They apparently assigned it because he was running his mouth about his sexuality. The school has every right to assign additional reading as a punishment. Make students smarter rather than waste everyones time by having them sit in detention. OMG NO it's a CRIME! Being a faggot is the only real crime here; a crime against humanity.

Sambo83, BlizzForums 4 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2851

I see the ACLU has its dick where it doesn't belong once again. I think making him [a student] read the bible was an excellent punishment for a faggot. Detention obviously isn't going to make him realize that his ways are wrong, but perhaps the word of God will.

Sambo83, BlizzForums 9 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2850

[Replying to 'would you accept the claims in the Qu'ran?']Depends. Something of a miraculous nature, no. Because Christianity is true that report is either false or of demonic origin.

spl_cadet, Theology Web 5 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2849

Iraq is now wide open for the proclamation of the gospel, y'know?

faline, Rapture Ready 10 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2848

[To someone questioning the doctrine of hell on ethical grounds]Sorry to miss your point, and I understand where you are coming from....and believe me, if I listened to my conscience all the time, I'd depart the faith.

chrislb, Rapture Ready 11 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2847

People today are so brainwashed! Why don't people question scientist's theories?

Blessedx4, Rapture Ready 25 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2846

I've heard of New Agers who believe that [evil people will be raptured], but not Jews before. It's things like this that offer extra-Biblical proof (not that we need it) for a pretrib[ulation] rapture--because otherwise, why would Satan start this kind of heresy?

BereanSalmon, Rapture Ready 1 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2845

Last night, I was reading to my two children out of their 'children's bible.' We got to the story of Abraham and Isaac and I read to them about Abraham being willing to sacrifice Isaac in obedience to God. When we finished my son, who is 9, looked very distraught. He then asked me the most difficult question that I have ever heard in my life....'Would you do that to me if God asked you to?' I sat for a moment and franically thought of what was best to say. Needless to say, my pause was cause for alarm in his mind. After a few agonizing moments, I responded with a very slow and distraught...'Yes. If God commanded me to, then I would have no choice but to be obedient; however, I hope that God would never demand such a thing from me.' He looked shocked. And I felt that I had said the wrong thing. Of course, my wife immediately spoke up and said that she would not ever do anything to hurt him. But I began to explain myself to him. I told him that he was saved, and that death on this earth brings life in heaven with Jesus. He understood perfectly and then said something amazing. He looked at his mother and said, 'I would rather die and go to heaven and God would be happy with you for obeying Him, than to know that when I died you could go to hell for not doing what you were told.'

Bone_Mender, Rapture Ready 40 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2844

Groups that descended into animism [after Noah's flood] might never emerge from this ‘stone age’ of their development, because of the stifling effects of such things as taboos, and fear of evil spirits. One tribal group in the Philippines, for example, had a taboo against water, causing rampant disease due to lack of hygiene—before the Gospel of Jesus Christ rescued them from superstition.

Don Batten, AnswersInGenesis 10 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2843

I know full well how convincing the 'facts' of evolution are. It took quite a while to deprogram myself from it. I am very sure that in the time since I dropped my belief in Evolution, that there has been a lot more 'evidence' presented. This is going to make it even harder to keep from buying into.

Follower of Christ, Christian Forums 9 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2842

Not necessarily, because freshwater is less dense and is KNOWN to be able to float on saltwater for a long time.

Socrates, Theology Web 7 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2841

[Replying to 'what did the animals eat after the global flood?]Forgetting exhumed carrion, which carnivores would rather eat than expend energy hunting, or fish trapped in pools left behind by retreating floodwaters.

Socrates, Theology Web 8 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2840

If Darwin was correct in his assesment of the development of life, why do humans need clothes?

HeIsEnough, Rapture Ready 52 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2839

This is the same group of 'scientists' that put foil over their heads to block unwanted 'electromagnetic interference' to try to disprove the existence of God.

greatestislove, Rapture Ready 4 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2838

i've taken evolution/anthropology classes too. so if patrick ewing [a basketball player] and bill gates fall into a salt mine together, i one million years when thier fossils are found, they'll say that one is human and one is ape right?

scot ruckoldt, No Answers in Genesis! 27 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2837

[After equating the Roman Catholic Church to the 'Whore of Babylon' in Revelations]Conspiracy theories?.....whose talking about conspiracy theories? These are FACTS about the governments. The FACTS are that the RCC in her morphed form will assimiliate everyone on earth or else. Metaphors?.....yeah..right.....weird how the metaphors describing the RCC seem to coincide in EVERY WAY, with the description of the organization in Revelation 17. You have a problem with that ?..take it up with God.

Lordschild, Rapture Ready 4 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2836

[On the evolutionary origin of birds]I say fish. Look at the penguin who swims in both degrees of the firmament! Some species of birds actually fly in both water and air. To me, that's alot more persuasive argument than dinosaurs evolving into birds.

Zephan, EvC Forum 7 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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