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Quote# 2822

We know how to use electricity but scientists can't really explain all the principles it works on. Explain that.

Tim Aubert, Atheists.com Online Discussion 22 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2823

There is opened upon the judgment day 3 books. The book of the righteous and the book of the sinner are opened and these are judged accordingly. After that a book of the ordinary is opened and those people who couldn't decide for or against God will be given 10 days to decide who they support. Then they will be judged according to their decision.

Tim Aubert, Atheists.com Online Discussion 9 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2824

So many lost people on here from the deconversion list. Would to hate to be an atheist responsible for leading someone to Hell at judgement.

Magus55, Internet Infidels 2 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2825

Be careful of what? I can gaurantee you, i will never be an atheist, EVER. There isn't didly you can do to deconvert me.

Magus55, Internet Infidels 16 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2826

They chose to believe atheistic lies, instead of God's word. Thats their fault, and atheists just push them in the wrong direction.

Magus55, Internet Infidels 1 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2827

Oh trust me. I wouldn't be atheist for the mere reason that i wouldn't want to belong to a group of such, hateful, sarcastic, and sin loving people. I hate lying, hate cussing, don't believe in sex before marriage etc., and I was like that long before i became Christian. I would never want to be among atheists.

Magus55, Internet Infidels 6 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2828

And where did the Golden rule come from? Either God ( since it was first introduced in the Bible), or society ( in which case what i said is entirely true).

Magus55, Internet Infidels 7 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2829

40 million babies have been killed because stupid people who don't take responsibility don't feel like dealing with them. And you criticize God for killing children in the flood?

Magus55, Internet Infidels 7 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2830

Because creationist(YEC) do not have the resources that evolutionist have to rely on. You would think that with all the resources they [scientists who accept evolution] do have that more tests would be done to disprove the existance of God instead of resorting to personal opinions and personal attacks of those who even dare to differ.

ikester7579, Christian Forums 6 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2831

But strangely, compared with other A[ncient]N[ear]E[ast] literature, look how much [absurd stories] isn't in the Bible (pace Von Daniken!!). Only two animals speaking. Only once the sun standing still, and once going back. Only one flood. A rather muted Resurrection account.

Solly, Theology Web 4 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2832

[Replying to 'satan is a figment of the imagination]Well satan sure has done his job in deceiving you. I'll be praying that your eyes are opened to the truth.

linda, Rapture Ready 1 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2833

So to sum up, the earth is about 6000 years old. (add up the ages of all the people in the bible...not hard, but time consuming and well worth it. and when you get to the end, add 2003 for our current year and you have a fairly close date. You can also learn neat things like Adam lived long enough so that he could have known Noah's dad. Imagine family reuinions then?) We lived with the dinosaurs. Dinosaurs were on the ark. probably babies, just had to be sure it was a boy and a girl. We hunted them to extinction. 'Slaying dragons'Some things never change...

Mrs. Hoppes, Rapture Ready 8 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2834

Keep in mind, man's abhorence and/or avoidance of the creation and the flood have little to do with his search for truth, but it has everything to do with the frightening implications that the lay of the land and the waters is a visible mark of the truth of God's wrath as well as mercy. Further, the idea of man getting better, which is the core of every evolutionary construct, is unachievable in a Biblical sense. That is too much for other religions and most men to bare, because it makes them responsible for their actions and their condition. Hence, the need for a Saviour, and the refusal to believe that He is necessary.

Roland Beard, Answers In Genesis Yahoo! Group 3 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2835

[After a sarcastic comment on his total ignorance of the subject]My how arrogant and intolerant you are. I'm not sure eviolution is worth believing in if you act this obnoxiously-it's a clear sign that evolution progresses toward the higher levels and then regresses-with people like you showing clear signs or reverting back to the brutes their ancestors were.

pippinmerry, Answers In Genesis Yahoo! Group 3 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2836

[On the evolutionary origin of birds]I say fish. Look at the penguin who swims in both degrees of the firmament! Some species of birds actually fly in both water and air. To me, that's alot more persuasive argument than dinosaurs evolving into birds.

Zephan, EvC Forum 7 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2837

[After equating the Roman Catholic Church to the 'Whore of Babylon' in Revelations]Conspiracy theories?.....whose talking about conspiracy theories? These are FACTS about the governments. The FACTS are that the RCC in her morphed form will assimiliate everyone on earth or else. Metaphors?.....yeah..right.....weird how the metaphors describing the RCC seem to coincide in EVERY WAY, with the description of the organization in Revelation 17. You have a problem with that ?..take it up with God.

Lordschild, Rapture Ready 4 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2838

i've taken evolution/anthropology classes too. so if patrick ewing [a basketball player] and bill gates fall into a salt mine together, i one million years when thier fossils are found, they'll say that one is human and one is ape right?

scot ruckoldt, No Answers in Genesis! 27 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2839

This is the same group of 'scientists' that put foil over their heads to block unwanted 'electromagnetic interference' to try to disprove the existence of God.

greatestislove, Rapture Ready 4 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2840

If Darwin was correct in his assesment of the development of life, why do humans need clothes?

HeIsEnough, Rapture Ready 52 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2841

[Replying to 'what did the animals eat after the global flood?]Forgetting exhumed carrion, which carnivores would rather eat than expend energy hunting, or fish trapped in pools left behind by retreating floodwaters.

Socrates, Theology Web 8 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2842

Not necessarily, because freshwater is less dense and is KNOWN to be able to float on saltwater for a long time.

Socrates, Theology Web 7 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2843

I know full well how convincing the 'facts' of evolution are. It took quite a while to deprogram myself from it. I am very sure that in the time since I dropped my belief in Evolution, that there has been a lot more 'evidence' presented. This is going to make it even harder to keep from buying into.

Follower of Christ, Christian Forums 9 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2844

Groups that descended into animism [after Noah's flood] might never emerge from this ‘stone age’ of their development, because of the stifling effects of such things as taboos, and fear of evil spirits. One tribal group in the Philippines, for example, had a taboo against water, causing rampant disease due to lack of hygiene—before the Gospel of Jesus Christ rescued them from superstition.

Don Batten, AnswersInGenesis 10 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2845

Last night, I was reading to my two children out of their 'children's bible.' We got to the story of Abraham and Isaac and I read to them about Abraham being willing to sacrifice Isaac in obedience to God. When we finished my son, who is 9, looked very distraught. He then asked me the most difficult question that I have ever heard in my life....'Would you do that to me if God asked you to?' I sat for a moment and franically thought of what was best to say. Needless to say, my pause was cause for alarm in his mind. After a few agonizing moments, I responded with a very slow and distraught...'Yes. If God commanded me to, then I would have no choice but to be obedient; however, I hope that God would never demand such a thing from me.' He looked shocked. And I felt that I had said the wrong thing. Of course, my wife immediately spoke up and said that she would not ever do anything to hurt him. But I began to explain myself to him. I told him that he was saved, and that death on this earth brings life in heaven with Jesus. He understood perfectly and then said something amazing. He looked at his mother and said, 'I would rather die and go to heaven and God would be happy with you for obeying Him, than to know that when I died you could go to hell for not doing what you were told.'

Bone_Mender, Rapture Ready 41 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2846

I've heard of New Agers who believe that [evil people will be raptured], but not Jews before. It's things like this that offer extra-Biblical proof (not that we need it) for a pretrib[ulation] rapture--because otherwise, why would Satan start this kind of heresy?

BereanSalmon, Rapture Ready 1 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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