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Quote# 3137

September 27, 2003 (or September 26 or September 28, depending on whose particular calendar one consults) - The Feast of Trumpets for 2003. But I want to try to make it clear for those whose discernment is cloudy or clouded that I am not 'PREDICTING' anything. It's just an educated guess as to a likely time for the Rapture.

Douglas, ARN Discussion Forum 10 Comments [6/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 3138

By the way, your argument regarding all the failed prophecies regarding the time of the Rapture would be equivalent to those prior to the Wright Brothers who presented all the failed attempts at human flight as proof that human flight would never occur. Guess how that turned out.

Douglas, ARN Discussion Forum 11 Comments [6/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 3139

There are several errors (no offense) in your reasoning. First, Jesus did not say 'No man knows or will know the day or the hour' - what He said was true when He said it, but it does not necessarily follow that it must be true until He returns. Second, Jesus is very precise in saying 'day' and 'hour' - note that He does not include 'month' or 'year'; thus, someone might know within a few days (perhaps calendrical questions and variances would prevent them from 'knowing' the exact day)...

Douglas, ARN Discussion Forum 5 Comments [6/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 3140

I would note that I have claimed that God has 'spoken' to me directly only three or four times 'via dreams', and that only one of those involved 'knowledge of the specifics of future events'.

Douglas, ARN Discussion Forum 3 Comments [6/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 3141

Duck-billed platypus. Mammal, or reptile? Or transitional form between a crocodile and a duck?

Douglas, ARN Discussion Forum 15 Comments [6/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 3142

... where Catholics can preach to the choir without fear of independent or critical thought.

Sid, Rapture Ready 12 Comments [6/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 3143

People generally accept atheism so they can indulge their own selfish desires and ideals...

YHWHtruth, Internet Infidels 9 Comments [6/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 3144

Actually, there is strong evidence that many dinosaur fossils aren't that old at all. Many bones have been found that have not been completely fossilized and are still partly bone. In fact, several hadrosaur skeletons have been found in Alaska that are so fresh, some still have the ligaments attached!

Hypsilophodont, Crosswalk Forums 18 Comments [6/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 3145

Are these [video games] evil or is it a battle between good and evil and won't preoccupy the mind. I notice he [the husband] gets up early in the morning to play before work or church even! Some games are the Starcraft ones (sounds like witchcraft), Heroes of Might & Magic., Lords, etc. Some of the pictures are so evil!

Jill, Crosswalk Forums 14 Comments [6/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 3146

Before discounting the Flood, modern science should humbly remember that if we were only to trust its explanatory models and predictions the Pyramids would be an historical impossibility. But there they are, for all to see, still driving evolutionary scientists crazy after all these years.

Jonatas Machado, Amazon.com Customer Reviews 16 Comments [6/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 3147

[On Harry Potter]I've been saying this all along. You are either with Jesus or you are not. Pokemon is anti trinity as well.

architectlink, Rapture Ready 11 Comments [6/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 3148

[Replying to 'you've gotta be kidding']Actually, Pokeman is not a good choice at all. Do a search and you'll find out what's really going on. Same ballpark as the Harry Potter stuff, IMO.

Patty T, Rapture Ready 1 Comments [6/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 3149

Those of us who have had Pokemon stuff around us and have researched it know that it is blasphemous of the trinity, so I don't understand why there are still Christians who are still arguing for it.

architectlink, Rapture Ready 12 Comments [6/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 3151

It's a foregone conclusion that Satan has been standing over J.K. Rowling's shoulder from the moment she first put pen to paper. The ONLY matter up for debate is whether or not she KNOWS he's there.

Angyl, Rapture Ready 13 Comments [6/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 3152

Yes, pokeman are evil... Shoefoot [a Venezuelan shaman] does not speak English, but when a missionary showed him a book of pokemans he identified each one by it's name in his own language (he is from the most primitive culture in the world). He said they are starter demons for children. Now if a fellow who has been demonically possessed, and who has actually danced with the devil can recognize them for what they are - I think we should take notice.

snowbird, Rapture Ready 19 Comments [6/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 3153

Better to be paranoid and always on guard than lax and deceived left and right. Such an attitude makes one easy prey for Satan cuz the next thing you know... He doesn't really exist and isn't out to get you at all.

Angyl, Rapture Ready 7 Comments [6/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 3154

Keep in mind also about the Yugi-oh cards. I saw them (have had a bg with paganism and wicca) and I knew what they were before I Saw the name. These are very clearly demonic.. and after seeing them, a week later in the Dollar Tree store in a local town, we (parents and I) fell upon a book explaining the ancient mysteries of Yugi-oh......... and it falls right in line with Poke-mon/Wicca/Paganism and Neo Paganism/Druidism.

antsinmypants, Rapture Ready 15 Comments [6/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 3155

From what I can recall, it [Pokemon] has to do with mind control and casting some type of spell on those who don't obey.

Patty T, Rapture Ready 12 Comments [6/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 3156

Pokemon are slowly mesmerizing our children into believing that EVOLVING MONSTERS USE VIOLENCE AND POWER TO PREVAIL OVER THE UNIVERSE... Watch it for one show and you can see all the ways that it teaches children that overcoming others with violence is how to rule the earth.

architectlink, Rapture Ready 14 Comments [6/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 3157

Abolish the gun permits, abolish gun registration, abolish background checks, and other infringements of the government, that infringe on the liberties of American Citizens and violate the Contitution, the supreme law of the land.

Knowtruth, Rapture Ready 38 Comments [6/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 3158

Whether some [old earth] creationists 200 years in the past came to the wrong conclusion about the age of the Earth has no bearing on the truth of the matter.

Socratism, Theology Web 1 Comments [6/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 3159

Well, I'm no scientist or theologan. However, many people believe that when God created the earth he gave Satan, who was the highest of all the angels dominion over the earth. Satans fall occurred when he tried to make himself like God and tried his hand at creation and made the dinosaurs.

RichW, ABC Bodybuilding Forum 28 Comments [6/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 3160

(Christians) Do you believe the earth to be 6,000 years old? I saw this on a show, and was very doubtful of it, because of erosion is some places that should take millions of years, but after watching some good ol' kent hovind, i understand and believe it now!

bennyhanna1, ABC Bodybuilding Forum 4 Comments [6/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 3161

i doubt it's been around millions of years, 6,000 years sounds about right. doesn't make much difference though. when you think about it it makes more sense for it to only be thousands of years old, if it's been around for millions, i can't imagine what's being happening these past million years.

Iron Carcass, ABC Bodybuilding Forum 17 Comments [6/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 3162

for awhile, dinosaurs really threw me for a loop, i understood the whole adam and eve thing, but i just couldn't figure out dinosaurs, luckily kent hovind spent some time on that subject!

bennyhanna1, ABC Bodybuilding Forum 6 Comments [6/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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