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Ricardo Peterson Kuthumi (Indian in the machine) #magick #fundie #god-complex #crackpot officeoftheworldteacher.wordpress.com

What happens when someone tries to fuck with me and thus my mission and God’s Will?

You go against God’s will and His plan.
That means you choose to not ascend… because fucking with God’s Will has that effect.
If you fail to ascend you must repeat another 26000 year earth like cycle and try again.
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Back to this lifetime, you will be going up against someone who carries the yellow ray. What this means is that you choose one of the wisest people on the planet as an opponent, who you cannot defeat.
You might think I am a nice guy and I am… I also will stand solid and immovable, and unwilling to be influenced by any tactic you can come up with.
I have stood at the frontline of truth for over 23 years… I have guided a literal army of people into the light. I have learned lessons that are beyond anyone’s imagination or capability.
Tricks, charm, witchcraft, charisma, sweet talk, bribes, spells have zero effect on me… I will cancel out any of this, with creation as my witnesses.
My spirit team can see inside your head and they can report back to me.
I will deal with you in a direct way. I will also deal with you in ways ou cannot predict or see coming.
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You also go up against someone with genius IQ.
I have a shield of protection around me that is unpenetratable unless I allow it.
I have godlike abilities and Love learning new ways to defend myself.
I have already defeated darker forces than anyone left.
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I helped bring back universal laws and Christ’s teachings and Christ himself, back to this planet, and no one could stop me, and all who tried to do so failed.
People mistake my kindness for weakness. BIG MISTAKE.
I will petition that you immediately leave the planet.
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I am glad to have this little chat with you, hugs, kisses and a swing of my Golden sword of truth…. this sword is for the benefit of all.
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The Company of Heaven stands with me and cheers me on… do you?

Ricardo

Alex Collier/Elena Danaan #ufo #crackpot #wingnut #conspiracy #mammon youtube.com

Alex Collier and Elena Danaan reveal the disclosure truth you need to hear in this powerful conversation from webinar 259, recorded on June 19th, 2026. 🌌🛸 Together, they answer four compelling attendee questions about the Galactic Federation, Trump and Elon Musk, Tartaria and rewritten history, identifying as an Envoy.
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The first question asks why Trump or Elon Musk have not publicly discussed the Galactic Federation. 👁️ Alex says public disclosure is being introduced gradually because much of humanity may not yet be ready to process it. He claims Trump already knows about extraterrestrial groups and portal technology, while the continuing public silence forms part of a controlled disclosure process. This answer encourages viewers to consider how major revelations might be introduced without creating widespread fear, confusion, or social disruption.

The second question explores whether Tartaria was an advanced civilization erased through rewritten history. 🏛️📜 Alex argues that humanity’s history has repeatedly been altered to conceal previous civilizations and advanced knowledge. Elena agrees that important ancient cultures and historical truths have been hidden, but challenges claims that more recent cathedrals and elaborate buildings could not have been created through ordinary human skill and craftsmanship. Their differing perspectives make this a valuable discussion about discernment, lost history, architecture, and how alternative narratives should be evaluated.
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You can purchase the full webinar 259 for just $6.99 at https://alexcollier.tv/ 🌌 The complete presentation goes into greater depth about the Orion Wars, Nebu Dominion and Draconian forces, secret government agreements, MJ-12 and Dulce Base, human abductions and experimentation, the hybridization programme, synthetic Grays and fake Nordics, Galactic Federation intervention, institutional concealment, human sovereignty, and much more.

Timothy Burbery #fundie nautil.us

Another thing, and this is brand new, Dante may have anticipated the theory of continental drift or continental movement. Dante does mention that when Satan hits the Earth, he hits the Southern Hemisphere, tunnels into the center of the Earth, and it kicks up all the dirt and so on. And the continents actually move away from him. In Dante’s time, he didn’t know about Australia or South America. He thought all the continents were in the Northern Hemisphere. But is there a little bit of a sense of Pangea, the notion at all that the continents might be moving? When Alfred Wegener proposed this about a century ago, people laughed. But Dante actually wrote an essay titled, A Question of the Water and the Land, which attempts to investigate why dry land rises above sea level.

Greg Reese #crackpot #pratt #dunning-kruger #conspiracy gregreese.substack.com

While pop culture is religiously sold on the heliocentric model, empirical evidence and quantitative data say otherwise. Many respected scientists acknowledge that based on observations, you cannot disprove the geocentric model. Based on direct observation, the Earth does appear to be a flat motionless plane.
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According to the heliocentric model, the Earth is spinning at 1,000 mph, orbiting the Sun at 67,000 mph, and around the galaxy at half a million mph. And yet it appears as if there is a fixed vertical axis running through the Earth, rooted below the North Pole, around which the entire celestial dome rotates. The official explanation is that these three astronomical spins all miraculously cancel each other out perfectly from our vantage point, by coincidence, to produce the appearance of a fixed axis.

The ancient world believed in a geocentric earth, and they all described the same fundamental mechanics. . Nearly every ancient tradition observed that the sky rotates around a fixed axis rooted beneath the North Pole — which is exactly how it appears. <...>
The ancients also shared a remarkably consistent story of a cyclic cataclysm that occurs on Earth involving the sun in the sky and the Black Sun.
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The Meissner Effect is when a material becomes superconducting and expels magnetic fields from its interior. This creates a repulsion and allows for levitation. In a Type-II superconductor, magnetic field lines called fluxoids can be locked into place so that it doesn’t just float — it is locked in a specific position and orientation relative to the magnetic field.

If the boundary of a geocentric Earth is frozen miles deep, under enough pressure to become superconducting, and if the central source of the Earth were electromagnetic — then what we call “low earth orbit” might best be described as quantum locking, and could be the mechanics that keep the sun and moon locked in their tracks and levitating, until the destructive end of their cycle.

Lord Miles, Austin Franco and unnamed supporters #racist jta.org

A far-right extremist YouTuber who has said he wants to see “another Hitler” has raised more than $19,000 for a Cornell University student in the US who told a potential employer that he was “not interested in working for a jew”

The message was written by 19-year-old Austin Franco, a member of Cornell’s class of 2028, during his application process for an internship at a software company owned by two Jewish brothers, Gabe and Aiden Einhorn[…]
“This kid applied to our job on handshake, we accepted him, and then he responded this,” Einhorn tweeted. “He probably knows nothing about Jews accept [sic] for what they tell him in college and on social media. Sad world”

Einhorn’s tweet initially included a screenshot showing Franco’s name[…]
Franco drew more attention to himself the next day when he responded to Einhorn[…]
“I was stating why I was not interested after you had asked to interview 3 times,” Franco replied. “I found out you were Jewish after the fact. My experiences with Jews have not been pleasant, both in person and online. This is not to say I havent had positive experiences, but on the aggregate that is not the case”

Alluding to the criticism that he had received, he continued, “The reactions by your community only serves to further prove my point”[…]
The support Franco has elicited includes the crowdfunding page created by Miles Routledge, the far-right English YouTuber known as “Lord Miles” who last year said he hoped to see “another Hitler” by 2039. Routledge has also encouraged his followers to leave negative reviews on the Einhorns’ parents’ business page

“Jews are doxxing this man and trying to ruin his career”[…]
Comments on the donation page, which had raised more than $19,000 against a goal of $100,000 as of Wednesday morning range from “keep up the good work” to “We must separate ourselves from the Jew and his deceitfulness and every other disgusting trait they are born with, and forge a destiny decided by US without THEM”

Tatsuya Ishida #pratt #wingnut sinfest.xyz

[From “April 22, 2026: Re-imagining Villains 131”]

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Panel 1: in a snowy forest, a Heer soldier is watching through binoculars and notices “Soviet massing on the eastern front”
Panel 2: the soldier continues with “Looks like they're preparing for a full scale invasion” while massed Soviet tanks and soldiers are depicted
Panel 3: another German soldier replies with “But we have a non-aggression pact with them, don't we?”
Panel 4: the first soldiers retorts with “Yeah, so did Poland”, “And Finland”, “And Latvia” and “And Estonia”

David J Stewart #fundie #crackpot jesus-is-savior.com

I received an e-mail from a teenager who wanted my opinion about a class he was considering taking in high school. The course was a psychology class. His mother really wanted him to take the class. He said he thought the class might be interesting, but wasn't sure of it was ok Biblically to participate in the class. I e-mailed him back and advised him NOT to take the class unless the Bible was going to be the source textbook. I explained to him that the class would be based upon humanism and worldly philosophies, NOT upon the Word of God. It's never ok to allow our young people to be brainwashed by the devil.
It's ok for a young man to go to trade school to learn a skill, but going to a heathen university is wrong because his mind WILL be influenced by worldly philosophies. Likewise, holistic health is based upon occult principles, homeopathic medicine certainly is NOT. A clear distinction needs to be made between the two. Going to a homeopathic doctor for a natural remedy is not only acceptable, but preferable.

David J Stewart #fundie #crackpot jesus-is-savior.com

Biblically, psychology is the study of the soul, and the Bible is our text book. When all else fails, read the instructions! Amen! In sharp contrast, secular psychology is rooted in humanism, evolution, atheism and other isms and schisms. Sigmund Freud (fraud) was an unsaved heathen who is considered by most people to be the father of modern-day psychology and psychiatry. The major problem with secular psychology is it's blatant rejection of the Word of God as an authority. Secular psychology text books don't even recognize the concept of sin when dealing with the complexities of the human soul and spirit.
The Word of God teaches in Hebrews 4:12-13, “For the word of God is quick, and powerful, and sharper than any twoedged sword, piercing even to the dividing asunder of soul and spirit, and of the joints and marrow, and is a discerner of the thoughts and intents of the heart. Neither is there any creature that is not manifest in his sight: but all things are naked and opened unto the eyes of him with whom we have to do.” What a precious Scripture passage. The Bible is a discerner of the thoughts and intents of the human heart, piercing even between the soul and spirit. You'll never hear a psychologist tell you that you ought to abide in the Holy Bible to help you solve your mental issues. Yet, as you just read in Hebrews 4:12, God's Word can sort out fact and fiction between our soul and spirit.
Having said that, it should now be clear to you why it is dangerous to seek guidance from secular psychologists. They are trained in heathen universities by Godless nutty professors who reject Jesus Christ and deny the Word of God. Psalm 1:1 states, "Blessed is the man that walketh not in the counsel of the ungodly, nor standeth in the way of sinners, nor sitteth in the seat of the scornful." Christians should not seek counsel from the unsaved world. If you do seek their help, you'll be receiving counsel from heathens who practice astrology, see no harm in abortion, participate in homosexual parades and curse the name of God.

California Astrology Association #magick calastrology.com

Tired of playing second fiddle in your own relationship?
Feel your influence slipping, or worse—ignored?
If so, then it’s time to stop asking for respect and start commanding it.
Energize your determination, strength and will power
A skilled Master Psychic presents the Tigress spell, a high-potency ritual designed specifically for the woman who is ready to shift the power dynamic and reclaim her rightful place as the dominant force in her partnership.
Why the Tigress?
In the wild, the Tigress doesn't hunt for scraps; she rules her territory with effortless grace and absolute authority. This spell taps into that primal energy to:
Command Attention: Ensure his eyes—and his mind—are fixed solely on you.
Inspire Devotion: Turn his "maybe later" into "whatever you desire."
Solidify Influence: Become the primary voice he listens to when making decisions.
Ignite Passion: Re-establish a magnetic attraction where you set the pace.
The Master’s Touch
This isn’t a “one-size-fits-all” candle trick. The Master Psychic uses a deep intuitive connection to tailor the Tigress frequency to your specific situation.
So whether your loved one is wandering, stubborn, or simply needs a “reminder” of who holds the heart of the home, this energy work is designed to tip the scales back in your favor.
It’s time to claim your throne and have your way with your man!

NeoGrendizer #dunning-kruger #wingnut deviantart.com

Dear God, I've never seen a more desperate gaggle of fuck-heads try with all their might to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. So you're telling me, to my face in broad fucking daylight, that after we killed off 99% of their leadership and military, and gutted their infrastructure, that we "lost the war", because we brought a deal to the table to end the war that you guys were bitching about. Yeah, I stand by my previous statements: Trump could literally find the cure to cancer, and you would find a way to say he's utilizing cruel and unusual punishment to said cancer! Then again, these are the same type of retards who chugged whole bottles of aspirin out of spite, because he and RFK said that doing so is bad for your health. This is not fact that is being stated, this is being sore that we won because Trump is president.

Vox Day #sexist voxday.net

[From “A Passing Thought”]

The ideal role of woman is the cheerleader. The satanic inversion of the cheerleader is the critic

It’s fascinating to observe the way in which women not only fail to understand their power over men, but how they sabotage their own well-being by not only giving in to the inversive role, but doing it without even realizing they are doing so

The key, I think, is to understand that every man who isn’t an optimist with a gambling problem is perfectly aware of the fact that he could fail. It’s very, very easy to not do anything, to not try to succeed. Which is why it is imperative for the women in a man’s life to grasp that not only does a man have no need for a negative voice to balance his moments of optimism and inspiration, but that piling more negativity on top of his natural concerns, fears, and worries all but ensures that he will never take the risks required to level up

There are men who don’t need cheerleaders and who are basically impervious to criticism. I’m one obvious example of that, as my habit of devoting myself to things that literally no one wants or is asking for tends to demonstrate. But even I respond well to cheerleading and bristle at negativity and unhelpful, insubstantial criticism

And since so many people can’t seem to grasp what “unhelpful, insubstantial criticism” is, allow me to explain it to you. Before your criticize anything, ask yourself one question:

1) Is there anything that can be done about it now?

If the answer is no, then keep your mouth shut and say something vaguely polite and positive. Because nothing you say can change what is already done

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #magick #quack #elitist #conspiracy bennettleeross.com

You are continuous indestructible essence
Emitting frequencies of the eternal
Letting turbulent waves pass as they swirl around you

Your mitochondria are staying on longer
Making you more luminous
As you return to your true self

You are god source energy
Ripping off the chains of genetic modification

You are connecting to versions of yourself in other realities
Exchanging information through intuition and dreams

You can change your world with just thought and high intention
Your imagination is your tool to mold the mental universe into a physical reality

You are the dreamer
That sustains the dream

When you react to the drama of fake news
When you focus on the shadows on the wall
You hand over your power to the guardians of the veil

Withdraw your attention from the illusion
And starve the reptilian archons with neutral observation and divine indifference
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Your mind is a sacred garden
Where you are planting seeds of gold

Your tongue is a magic wand
Your throat is a vibrating portal
And your pineal gland is a projector

Sand on a metal plate when hit by acoustical vibration
Will organize itself into perfect patterns

You are the metal plate
Your life is the sand
And your voice is the sound

Speak the language of high frequency
Abracadabra means I create when I talk

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A quantum leap is an act of changing lanes
It is the raising of your vibration
And the altering of your future

When fear disappears
You remember who you really are

Revoke any contracts made consciously or unconsciously
In this life or any other
With any entity

Serve your highest good
Hold on to your sovereignty
And connect only to love truth and freedom

Be the error in the matrix
The anomaly in the system
Let the vibration of your essence expose the lies

You are a spy for consciousness in enemy territory
An operator of high magic
A spiritual agent in the realm of matter
Purifying the water in which everyone swims

Trinity Foundation #fundie #dunning-kruger trinityfoundation.org

Many non-Christians, and all too many Christians, are of the opinion that science, (i.e., the physical or natural sciences) is an ever-growing body of truth about the universe. The progress of science, its technological triumphs, so we are told, demonstrate its truth. Science is seemingly unassailable. After all, it works doesn’t it? And isn’t success the measure of truth?
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John Robbins has pointed out that there are at least five logical difficulties with science, i.e., five reasons why science can never give us truth:
(1) Observation is unreliable.
(2) All scientific experiments commit the fallacy of asserting the consequent.
(3) Science commits the fallacy of induction.
(4) Equations are always selected, they are never discovered.
(5) All scientific laws describe ideal situations.

Ronnie A #wingnut #crackpot #quack #conspiracy operationdisclosureofficial.com

ONE OF MY FAVORITE SHOWS IS AMERICAN GREED…

I AM ASTONISHED BY HOW “THE CON” AND “THE VICTIMS” GET TOGETHER…

I GUESS THEY BOTH SAY TO THEMSELVES…

“I DESERVE MORE”…

WHETHER IT IS THE “CON ARTIST” OR THE VICTIM… THEY BOTH AGREE… AND THEN IT BECOMES FRAUD AND THEN SELF-JUSTIFICATION OF THE FRAUD…
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DAY AFTER DAY, WHETHER I AM READING OPERATION DISCLOSURE, STORIES FROM “BEFORE IT IS NEWS,” OR GLANCING THROUGH THE WRITINGS OF OTHER TRUTH-SEEKING INDIVIDUALS… I AM ASTONISHED ONCE AGAIN…

IT ALL BOILS DOWN TO GREED…

OF COURSE MANY OF THESE CLAIMS HAVE YET TO BE FULLY DISCLOSED LIKE…

THE US GOVERNMENT COVER-UP OF TESLA’S 6000-PLUS ALLEGEDLY SUPPRESSED TECHNOLOGIES…

THE PHARMA-DRAMA WITH C---D JAB, FAUCI AND OTHERS INVOLVED…THE PAYOUT WAS ALLEGEDLY IN THE BILLIONS…

THE HOLLYWOOD-A-CHROME CONNECTION…

THE ORGANIZATION PLANT PARENTHOOD RECEIVING BILLIONS FROM THE US GOVERNMENT… AN ORGANIZATION THAT HAS ADMITTED SELLING O****S OF PREBORN CHILDREN…


THE US GOVT SELLING OUT THE INTERESTS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE… PARADISE CA, MAUI HAWAII, FIRES IN MALIBU, AND OTHER PLACES TO ILLUSTRATE “LAND GRAB” AND THE ROLE OF FEMA…

THE NEW YORK STOCK MARKET LOADED WITH COMPANIES THAT ALLEGEDLY MAKE HARMFUL PRODUCTS, AND SOMEHOW THE VALUE OF THE NEW YORK STOCK MARKET HAS DOUBLED SINCE C---D AND THE COMPANIES IN QUESTION ARE STILL RISING IN VALUE…

AND THAT IS JUST FOR STARTERS..

WHAT IF NESARA/GESARA WAS RELEASED BEFORE THIS PLANET WAS EXPOSED? WHERE WOULD WE ALL BE?

I BELIEVE A GOLD-BACKED CURRENCY, GUIDED BY CONSCIOUSNESS AND WISDOM, IS THE ONLY PATH FORWARD.

Overclassified/Vo Bahiana #ufo #magick #conspiracy twitter.com

🚨🚨 PSYCHIC WITH 23M+ FOLLOWERS PREDICTS UFO MOTHERSHIP ABDUCTION AT MIAMI WORLD CUP JUNE 24! 👽🛸⚽

Brazilian spiritualist Vo Bahiana (Anatercia da Silva Gonçalves / Elisângela de Souza), boasting over 23 million Instagram followers, dropped a tearful viral warning: Stay away from Hard Rock Stadium in Miami on June 24, 2026.

During the Brazil vs Scotland Group C FIFA World Cup match (kickoff ~6 PM ET), she claims a giant UFO mothership and smaller craft will descend, with grey and reptilian entities abducting players (including Neymar, Vinícius Júnior, and Scottish stars like Robertson & McTominay) plus hundreds to 700+ fans and officials right on live TV.

She says she had the exact same terrifying dream twice in early June, describing chaos, screams, and people beamed aboard before being returned. The video from around June 2 exploded across social media and tabloids like The Sun and Daily Mail.

Is Vo Bahiana tapping into something real in the disclosure wave, or is it viral hype before a massive football spectacle?

Either way, June 24 in Miami just got legendary. Eyes on the skies, world. 👀

michaelprue9024 #crackpot #wingnut youtube.com

(Responding a video saying the US lost the war with Iran)

Ummm 🤔 NO.
The US did not just “lose a war”…
War was never declared.
And IF you actually did a smidgen of research with Honest intent rather than emotional manipulation, you’d have a completely different opinion.
Sadly, people will listen to your lies because they suffer from the same mental illness you do.

nihlniisadxhai #racist #psycho myanimelist.net

To all lolicons, what about real life loli?
How much does your Japanese-influenced moral allow you to sexualize let's say:
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eh?

I personally do not believe in the whole 'age of consent', this supposed 'children don't know what sex is' is bullshit to me,
first because 'knowing what sex is' is a pretty vague and ill-defined term, secondly, I haven't seen any research being done into it at all, thirdly, there have been countless cultures par locum et tempus where it was normal practice for children to have whatever sex, even with animals without any psychological trauma to them. Classical Greek and Rome, classical India, Classical American civilizations, Arabia, and of course Japan. I'm pretty much devoid of moral in the conventional sense, that is disapproving of things 'because they are sick'. So indeed, I sexualize some real life loli. With the stress on 'some', æsthetic people are rare for me to meet, attractive people even more so. As I already let know in the gender role topic, I don't think that much in 'age' and 'gender', I do think in 'cute', I like cuteness, and that's more so often found in loli.

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Plead guilty

Edit: Nahh, the main criteria for pædophilia is the exclusive or primary attraction towards children, as it's long been shown that almost all adults show equal sexual response to præpuscent as to adults, and just chicken to admit it. I have no morals or shame in that. A loli, a loli, my kingdom for a loli.

Various pro-Iranian/anti-Israeli protesters #moonbat #conspiracy forward.com

(Article originally published on March 7, 2026.)

In New York City’s Washington Square Park, a crowd of dozens gathered for a vigil organized by several left-wing groups to mourn the death of Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, the Iranian supreme leader who was killed last week on the first day of the war between Iran, the U.S., and Israel.

Mourners waved flags bearing the leader’s face and chanted “marg barg Amrika” (“death to America”). One participant performed a Nazi salute.

Across a police-lined metal barricade stood a slightly larger crowd of about 60 counterprotesters carrying the pre-Revolutionary Iranian flag, as well as American and Israeli flags. Some Iranian counterprotesters articulated an explicit solidarity with Jews and Israelis, finding parallels between participants in this vigil and protesters who expressed support for Hamas after Oct. 7.

[…]

Larry Holmes, a speaker at the vigil and a member of the Workers World Party, a communist organization, told the Forward that he had come to “commemorate the martyrs that have been killed by the U.S.-Israeli attack, first and foremost, Ayatollah Khamenei,” whom he called “a man of social justice” and “a man of peace based on his statements about Palestine.” He also hoped to commemorate “the children who have been killed.”

[…]

A shrine displayed photos of Ali Khamenei alongside flowers, candles, and images of George Floyd, Breonna Taylor, and Malcolm X. The shrine also displayed informational pamphlets, including “Zionism and Racist Landlords: Abuse From Hasidic Sects in Brooklyn” and “From South Africa to Gaza, How the Islamic Republic of Iran Supports People’s Liberation Everywhere.”

One vigil organizer struggled to continue his prepared remarks as counterprotestors danced and made Middle Eastern ululations of joy called zaghrouta to celebrate Khamenei’s death. He paused to say, “I am feeling very invalidated tonight.”

Bride Ministries International #fundie #magick #crackpot bridemovement.com


In the process of getting freedom in Christ Jesus, it can at times be necessary to separate from Human spirits/souls. They are different than demons or heavenly beings. However, their anchors and influences can go extremely deep if they have been established through technology or rituals.
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Father in heaven I come before you in the mighty name of Jesus Christ and I renounce ___________________ and serve (him/her) a bill of divorce. I pull up the hidden documents detailing every covenant, contract and oath entangling us and command that they be stamped with the blood of Jesus.
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I return every form of counterfeit inheritance inclusive of promised wealth, position, status, calling, ability, power, pride, favors, seed, and any other form of counterfeit inheritance in Jesus’ name. I refuse it and sever myself from it and from this point in time forward I choose to receive my inheritance in Jesus Christ. I renounce all spirit children related to _________________ and undo all quantum entanglements involved in their creation. I command their judgment, and the purging of the realms they occupy by judgment through living water. I also reclaim every part of me that has been imprisoned by _______________ or in realms related to (him/her).

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I release forgiveness by faith to _______________ for the evil that (he/she) has done against me. I also discover every part that is a composite of genetic components held together by a cord that binds. I declare that the cords are cut and that each part is separated into its components. I retain my parts and surrender those that do not belong to me. I declare that your word says, “Vengeance is mine says the Lord,” and I turn him/her over to you Lord God.
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Lastly, I pray that every spiritual object, tattoo, device, label, marker, power source, grid, or branding placed in or around every part of me by _______________ or those under (his/her) authority would be consumed in the holy fire of Jesus Christ and totally dissolved. Amen.

Heteropositivity69 #sexist #crackpot tumblr.com

being with a man permanently irrevocably changes a woman, s***n has mind altering capabilities, having kids with an xy changes you forever since your body changes forever and part of his dna is now permanently attached to you, and the higher the number of men they've been with, the less value a woman has on the dating market, impacting her life forever

#no such thing as femdom#no such thing as casual straight sex#feminism#blackpill feminism#blackpill lesbian#daily blackpill#black pill feminism#radblr#radfem#terfblr#terfs do interact#terfs please interact

Verderebb #sexist #psycho twitter.com

Men are not human, women who love and defend men are compromised. Relationships with moids are degenerate. If women were smart they would have reduced the moid pop and domesticated them millenia ago.

It is not feminism that will redeem women but a catastrophe, but unlike what moids believe they will be the victims after centuries of over playing their hand.

Matthew Petchinsky #magick #crackpot amazon.com

Bastet's Whiskers: Supernatural Sensory Magick is an immersive guide to awakening your forgotten senses and reclaiming the psychic instinct buried deep in your bones. Inspired by the feline goddess Bastet and the lost magick of ancient Egypt, this book reveals how cats perceive the world beyond sight and sound-and how you can too.

Through clairpurring, whisker field activation, and rituals of grooming, scent, sound, and shadow, you'll learn to sharpen your intuition, sense spirits, read emotional currents, and walk with subtle power. Every chapter opens a new layer of perception, aligning you with Bastet's Ninefold Soul Path-where each of your nine lives holds a key to your supernatural awareness.

Perfect for empaths, witches, seekers, and sensitives, Bastet's Whiskers teaches that magick isn't cast-it's sensed. It's hunted. It's purred into being.

Once you feel what cats have always known, you'll never walk the world the same way again.

You are the whisker.

You are the thread.

And Bastet has touched your soul.

Brian Reese #quack #crackpot #magick #conspiracy #mammon amazon.com

Buried for Nearly a Century. Suppressed by Power and Greed. Rediscovered by Truth.

In 1934, sixteen terminal cancer patients stepped into a small Los Angeles clinic. Ninety days later, fourteen were declared cancer-free. The man behind the breakthrough was Royal Raymond Rife—a brilliant inventor who claimed that every disease-causing microbe could be disabled with a precise resonant frequency.

It should have been a medical revolution. Instead, Rife’s work was silenced—swept aside by politics, profit, and professional jealousy.

Nearly 100 years later, bestselling author, combat veteran, and entrepreneur Brian Reese pulls back the curtain on one of the most controversial medical stories in history. The Rife Way is a faith-informed, research-driven, and hope-filled exploration of the man, the science, and the movement that refuses to stay buried.
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The Science Made Simple: Learn how resonance, biofields, and targeted rife frequencies interact with the human body. No jargon, no PhD required—just clear, plain-English explanations backed by evidence.

Fact vs. Fiction: Cut through the noise, misinformation, and marketing hype in today’s rife machine marketplace. Discover how to spot scams, avoid costly mistakes, and identify the six pillars of a quality frequency system.
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The Bigger Picture: See how Rife’s vision fits into today’s exploding fields of frequency medicine, energy healing, PEMF, biofeedback, and emerging AI-driven personalized health technology.

Faith + Science: Discover how Rife’s story connects to deeper questions of design, purpose, and the God-given potential of the human body to heal when interference is removed.

This is not a book of miracle claims. It is a book of truth, courage, and hope.

RabbiShekelbergGolemstein666 #psycho #wingnut #racist #transphobia #homophobia #enbyphobia youtube.com

(Context: YouTuber named Nintenmity made a video criticising Nintendo Grifters (including Lord Frogmire), which lead to harassment from his fanbase. This is a comment held for review by them at 3:14:30)

You will never be a woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature's perfection. All the validation you get is two-faced and half-hearted behind your back. People mock you, You're parents are ashamed and digusted of- (Nintenmity stops reading after this)

Anon #ableist #sexist #quack #crackpot #psycho lolcow.farm

I think BPDemons would mostly stop existing without males, too. Most BPDs have been understandably conditioned to feel insecure, because their attachments legitimately are insecure, and/or they were raised by mothers who were conditioned the same way. Obviously after living like that for enough time, you can’t ever go back to normal, but I bet if you disappeared men from earth, BPD would be “cured” within 2 generations.
BPD should be renamed born with penis disorder, because it’s a male patterned operative. Excessive fixation on external validation and acceptance, phobic of rejection, neurotic about maintaining attachments, constant shit testing to ensure security. Basically, describing a small gamete’s default relationship with a large gamete. BPD is just NPD without leverage, and NPD is what scrotes get when you artificially give control off the egg over to the sperm.

Misogyny and patriarchy basically flipped the roles of the sexes and forced women to be dependent on transactional male validation, which can be revoked at any point for any reason, and often is, and usually only manifests in exploitation. Males offload their BPD on women whenever they get the chance, and upgrade themselves to NPD. Remove males and the world will heal in more ways than you can imagine.

Tomas Jokubonis #crackpot jokubonis.20megsfree.com

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When the cannons start singing #racist #psycho twitter.com

1/ Russian allies are saving much more valuable Slavic lives by fighting for Russia, according to a notably cynical commentary from a Russian warblogger. Thousands of Africans, North Koreans, and Cubans have perished on Russia's behalf, but 'better them than us'
2/ In a commentary that highlights the persistent racism faced by many non-white foreign soldiers in the Russian army – which reflects a pattern of discrimination that is also widespread in Russian society as a whole – 'When the cannons start singing' writes:
3/ "I might seem like a really bad person now (I'm actually a good one), but I think it's much better for us if blacks, North Koreans, and Latinos die in our place. Let them die for money; they're better off than us
4/ "The lives of Russians, Slavs, and other indigenous peoples of the Russian Federation are being saved; drones are flying at foreigners under contract

I have nothing against them, but I simply called a spade a spade
5/ "The photo shows another newly minted contract soldier in the Russian Armed Forces. Let him fight, I don't mind. There are plenty of blacks." /end

Source:
https://t.co/x2xEBpabZV

ultramaga #wingnut tumblr.com

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couldn’t rb but i’m obsessed with this so yoink

ultramaga: Your movement is imploding, but all you can do with your life is repeat the memory of the time you managed to murder an unarmed man.

But every time you tell the story, the ordinary people are moved to hate you. And there are thousands of them for every one of you ...

You are building your own gallows. We don't have to do a thing except buy popcorn and a deck chair.

Can't wait for the show.

Carry on.

mirmirmir #wingnut phoronix.com

Now now, don't be hypocrite now. " look at me, I'm smart because I think religion is dumb " I bet you religiously believe Hitler is evil. Like let a real historical figure be a historical figure. Don't put them on par with deity. Your educational system integrity is cooked bro.

Your religion is worshipping gays and juice. You putting your fellow human beings above yourself. Have some self respect.

Anju Bhargava #ableist #conspiracy #fundie newslaundry.com

(Article was originally posted on December 23, 2025.)

Safalta Kartik, a visually impaired woman from Jabalpur, is on the verge of becoming a teacher after completing her final B.Ed exams – an achievement carved out through years of struggle against disability, poverty, and indifference.

But last Saturday at the Prince of Peace Church in Jabalpur’s Kattanga area, Safalta was allegedly abused verbally, manhandled, and publicly humiliated by Anju Bhargav, the BJP’s district vice president, while attending a Christmas lunch with around 200 visually impaired students from the government-run Andhmukh School. Bhargav allegedly went so far as to say Safalta should be born blind even in her next life.

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Safalta went to the church along with her eight-year-old niece. She recalled, “We went there, listened to some songs and were sitting peacefully when suddenly I started hearing loud noises. My niece was sitting next to me when a woman approached her, held her hand and asked why she had come there.”

Safalta intervened immediately. She said, “I told her to talk to me, not to the child." That, Safalta alleged, triggered a volley of abuses.

“The woman started shouting at me, saying, 'Despite wearing sindoor, you have come to a church to convert. You seem to be into prostitution, and you have brought this child here for that’,” alleged Safalta. “She told me I was blind in this birth because of my past deeds and that I would be born blind again in my next life for coming to a church.”

When Safalta asked her to stop misbehaving, the woman allegedly turned violent. “She tried to grab my hand. I held hers to stop her, but she kept abusing me. Then she grabbed my mouth while shouting. I tried to push her hand away. Only then did someone intervene and stop it,” claimed Safalta.

Elon Musk #mammon #psycho #wingnut gizmodo.com

Elon Musk took issue with a recent article by the Verge on Monday that referred to the trillionaire oligarch as a “killer.” The article explains that Musk took a chainsaw to the federal government and slashed foreign aid spending, cuts that have contributed to the deaths of hundreds of thousands. But Musk rejects the idea that he’s a killer.

“If I were [a killer], the douchebags at Verge would have been dead long ago,” Musk wrote on X, along with one of those crying-laughing emojis he uses all the time.

Le Libre Panzer #wingnut #psycho #dunning-kruger #racist tastycrousty.one

[Translated from “Good news in Tulle: the communist terrorist Jean Viacroze, who had so odiously survived SS justice, has finally croaked”]

Good news: one less red criminal
La Montagne[…]
Not 99 “people” but 99 murderous red dogs in the pay of Stalin and the Judeo-Bolshevik paradise that was the USSR[…]

As early as 1932, at the age of 18, an anti-fascist, he joined the Amsterdam Playel movement (Movement for Peace)[…]

A front organization for the Communist Party, in the pay of the Moscow Jews who[…]were planning the Ukrainian genocide[…]
This “blind repression” seems to have hit its mark: foolishly, Viacroze confessed to being part of a terrorist organization[…]This apparatus had the bright idea[…]to attack German soldiers and massacring prisoners, contrary to the basic laws of war

The communist vermin thus only received the appropriate treatment stipulated by the Geneva Conventions for plainclothes gangs attacking regular soldiers[…]
We learn that the SS administration at Dachau was so preoccupied with eradicating this scum, who were nevertheless eligible for summary execution under international law, that they had German doctors operate on them in case of health problems

The National Socialists, alas, erred on the side of excessive humanity by protecting the Red butchers. Having betrayed France in 1939, they resumed this activity after 1945, massacring as many French soldiers as possible in Indochina and then in Algeria

Then, starting in the 1960s, the Party of Assassins orchestrated the invasion of France by millions of former "exotic" subjects[…]
Let us thank the heroes of the "Das Reich" Division for liquidating 99 of these Stalin-paid red terrorists, thus limiting their post-1945 capacity to cause harm. Viacroze has joined them in the eternal flames of Hell

Susan in Kansas #transphobia pittparents.com

I saw a Seinfeld “behind the scenes” interview on dvd where Jerry is wearing a pink/blue/white polo shirt years before trans anything. So jarring to me. It was just a regular shirt but now the colors and pattern are “triggering”. Also my grandson came over with a button toy I. Rainbow colors and it made me flinch. He’s a 2year old. He should be playing with a rainbow, but this insidious ideology is in my brain.

Niger military junta #homophobia #biphobia #transphobia #interphobia agenzianova.com

Niger's military junta has enacted a new penal code that criminalizes homosexuality, as well as "intersex" and "asexual" practices, for the first time, with penalties of up to 20 years in prison. A judicial source reported this, citing the Niamey Official Gazette

According to the new Nigerien penal code, "anyone who commits or attempts to commit an indecent or unnatural act, or practices homosexuality, bisexuality, transsexuality, queerness, intersexuality, or asexuality (LGBTQIA+), maintains or attempts to maintain sexual relations with a person of the same sex, is punishable by imprisonment for five to less than ten years" and a fine of up to 100 million CFA francs (150 euros)," the text states. Other articles of the Nigerien penal code are even more severe, particularly those concerning "anyone who contracts marriage with a person of the same sex," a crime punishable by 10 to 20 years in prison. The same penalty is foreseen for "anyone who manages, directs, operates, finances, or participates in clubs, societies, organizations, or associations for homosexuals or LGBTQIA+ people"

HPathy #quack #fundie #magick hpathy.com

The author develops the idea of exogenous homeopathy through biophotonic resonance. He describes a synthesis of cutting edge ideas, including healing as a holographic process, that uses biological lasers powered by the piezo electric effect in liquid crystals. Such a system is so exquisitely sensitive, it can respond to the subtle effects of archetypal symbols, prayer /intention, homeopathy, sounds, odors, colors etc. The author explores the holographic universe, energy micro-traps, the light matrix and more, with plentiful photographic illustrations.

Dennis Kelly #fundie #homophobia #transphobia #wingnut newswithviews.com

What is it about Sodom and Gomorrah that was so detestable that it had to be destroyed so completely after which the only thing remaining are remnants of cinder and sulphur? The story of Lot and the encounter with the people of these cities is clear enough, isn’t it? Here I am pointing a judgmental finger at Lot. Questioning his reasoning for living in such a wicked environment in the first place. What was wrong with him? He was aware of the deviant life style of the region yet there he was. Surely there were other worse practices than mere homosexuality. I guess we just weren’t made aware of them. No sir, the example given in these scriptures was plain old homosexual gang rape. And lusting after angelic beings perhaps.

Here in our great country the homosexual life style is actually celebrated and courageously admired. The month of June in the United States has been designated (per Wikipedia) “Pride Month, sometimes specified as LGBTQIA+PRIDE MONTH, is a month-long observance dedicated to the celebration of LGBTQ pride, commemorating the contributions of lesbian, gay (homosexual), bisexual, transgender and queer culture and community”. We’ve come a long way, haven’t we? Do you feel the pride? Sodom and Gomorrah has nothing on us. We’ve expanded our desires to transgenderism allowing a person to identify themselves differently from the sex they were “assigned” at birth. Although they may have male organs, they can simply remove them and now identify as a female. There is legislation in this country protecting confused minors who would like pursue such options.
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I believe I now understand Lot a little better when I sit in my comfortable home. I’m no longer judging him after taking a longer view of his world at that time. I mean he was only dealing with a little gay pride and look at how that turned out. I wonder if

@zenhealthbymichael2345 #conspiracy #crackpot youtube.com

I suspect this was allowed to be broadcast in 1968 (the year I was born) with the bold assumption that even those who possessed the attention span to sit through this episode would find it completely absurd or just wouldn't get it. There is some deep truth-telling on the level of Fritz Springmeier's writings. Why haven't they buried this episode with the rest? Of course they have to put the truth out there, hidden in plain sight as they like to do or must. Are they taunting us now?
And Donald Pleasance is a creepy dude from way back. In addition to Blofeld, her was the well-meaning but blundering psychiatrist of Michael Myers in the first Halloween (1978?), a blueprint of the ubiquitous fear porn and serial killer psy-op I grew up watching along with my clueless teenaged sitters. I would suggest checking the writings of Miles Mathis, who has some interesting theories that almost everything is a psy-op and mostly fake, including nuclear weapons. Thanks for the suggestion, Howdie. That was deep.

Rae West #racist #ufo #conspiracy big-lies.org

This small section added 8th October 2014 There are connections with Jewish media control and lies, and UFOs. After uploading my youtube Edgerton, Germeshausen, and Grier: Official Fakers to the Atomic Energy Commission! (8 Oct 2014; click, below, to watch), and thanks to chance Googling, I realised that Jews had several reasons to promote UFOs:
1 UFO sensations made it seem that remote galaxy visitors were concerned with the serious threat of 'nukes'! In other words, UFOs could be used to reinforce belief in nuclear weapons and power.
2 UFO claims made increasing security and secrecy and money seem necessary.
3 Given Jewish media control, there was money in publishing books and films by Jews. Spielberg for example has a large output of Jewish lies: why would he be concerned with Close Encounters and ET?
4 Reasoning backwards, Jewish media control is so intense, and censored topics so many, that it may be assumed anything in the Jewish media is there because of some specifically Jewish interest, real or supposed.