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Quote# 5934

Because it [primate] incorrectly classifies man in the same category as a monkey. If I made a definition that put man and dump trucks in the same ancestorial line doesn't mean that it'd be right... Just as humans are still Dump Trucks, right? Mobile, have motors, two round things on thier face and one input mechanism for air, both have gas and are full of garbage. Yep, humans are by definition, dump trucks.

Rom831, Rapture Ready 8 Comments [1/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 5933

The reason why you can not LUMP humans and apes together in the same general category like that... A soul. Tis why we are not primates... We are above ALL these things in a way far more grand than you can likely comprehend... So there's your answer. Basically it boils down to yes, I have hands like an ape, am a mammal (another one of MAN's definitions) like an ape, and have a 'large' brain like an ape. But an ape is an animal along with every other primate... Debase yourself into the same category as chimps if you want. When I go to the zoo I'll be happy to say hello to your relatives for you.

Angyl, Rapture Ready 12 Comments [1/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 5932

[Replying to 'Humans are primates by definition']That's the problem...humans thinking their definition... This goes beyond simple categorization to just about everything science does. Some scientist saying I am a primate 'by definition' does not automatically make it fact. It's still an opinion until that scientist can claim to know absolutely everything about every difference and nuance in both primates and humans.

Angyl, Rapture Ready 8 Comments [1/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 5931

[Replying to 'Show me the scripture where God defines primate?']'Primate' is a man-made term that man uses incorrectly to classify primates and man together. I cannot shgow you scripture on primates because there is none because God does not ever classify man and animals together... again it is a label man improperly uses to label us the same as animals. This is false, we are not... Besides, calling man and ape both primates very much IS classifying them as relatives of evolution which is counter to God's Word.

Rom831, Rapture Ready 3 Comments [1/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 5930

All it would take to end this argument is for them to ADMIT that it takes faith to believe you can ever get a NON DOG from a dog and we could go our separate ways...

Angyl, Rapture Ready 5 Comments [1/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 5929

All I have to deny is the magic wand you try to wave over speciation to get it to equal evolution. Because that is all you have. The problem is your faith in the lie of evolution is not strong enough to admit the truth. If it was you could admit the obvious truth and it wouldn't effect your devotion to your religously held faith.

Rom831, Rapture Ready 9 Comments [1/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 5927

<U>Speciation is not evolution.</U> Proving speciation does not prove evolution... humans are not primates but area specific and special creation by God... All I ask is to have you follow the Scientific method and evolve me something. Anything!!! <U>Observe something evolve from one species to another</U>, test to seeif it really happened and retest that evolutionary feat enough times to verify it.

Rom831, Rapture Ready 7 Comments [1/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 5926

Contraception is wrong! That is taking a future unborn baby's life into your own hands, or you and your spouse's hands. Nope..sorry, but you aren't the Almighty One and that's NOT your job. Not to sound rude, but it wouldn't kill today's society to learn self-discipline!!!

sing Him a song, gp4teens.com Discussion Boards 23 Comments [1/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 5925

Contraception is also very wrong. Someone actually died when taking one

excalibur, gp4teens.com Discussion Boards 24 Comments [1/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 5924

bookluver12, Thank you so much for making this post!! The wrongs of contraception are so overlooked... Contraception, being a means of preventing the birth of another of God's creations, is very wrong, indeed.

God is the Reason, gp4teens.com Discussion Boards 17 Comments [1/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 5923

You guys are all looking at this selfishly. You have to think about the life involved... If you can believe one-celled amoeba and paramecium are alive (which they are--you can ask your science teacher that, too), then you should definitely be able to believe a one-called baby is alive!

bookluver12, gp4teens.com Discussion Boards 23 Comments [1/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 5922

Is contraception right?... all types are wrong! Even before conception and teh baby is alive, you are preventing what would have become a life! God meant for a baby to be born, another soul for Heaven, and you are stopping Him!... If someone doesn't want a baby (for unselfish reasons), there are better ways to take care of it. Obviously, you could not have sex at all.

bookluver12, gp4teens.com Discussion Boards 31 Comments [1/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 5921

Atheism IS a religion because you're acknowledging that you are a part of a group of similar thinking people who all believe in one common truth (or at least you think it's truth): God is not existant. I don't see how you can't call it a religion.

OMGZERGRUSH, Fark.com Comments 28 Comments [1/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 5920

[Replying to 'Has anyone blown up a building... in the name of athiesm?]All the time. People have set off bombs lots of places because they hate the goverment, McVay did.

The Symbol, Fark.com Comments 12 Comments [1/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 5919

I cant argue with all you, I know the truth I hope God will show it to you, Your argument is you make your own facts to disprove the real facts, and theres no winning with that. Its like blind man leading the blind and falling to a ditch

tek, Internet Infidels 8 Comments [1/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 5918

Doesnt it take an INTELLIGENT being to say men need to walk or just another beautiful coincidence, monkey did it ? I can go on and on, mountains and all its beautiful designs, or beautiful coincidence ? I'm just trying to say that creatism is the most intelligent argument in my opinion.

tek, Internet Infidels 10 Comments [1/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 5917

First evolution points nowhere, How does evolution provide facts that god don't exist, It is just saying we all came from apes. who created the apes ? And also how come there arent any apes changing into men now ? I heard even Darwin in his death bed admitted that it was bull he regreted he ever said that.

tek, Internet Infidels 4 Comments [1/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 5916

The fool saith in his heart there is no God... I want to tell you that God exist and God created the world, evolution is not a fact its a religion, you have to have faith to believe in evolution. The bible ALL of its prophecies have come true. Take a look around you if we were any closer to the sun we would all burn to death, think please... all I have to say is that the best explanation is God exist, I mean thinking we all came from monkeys lol I woulnt be going around telling people im related to BOBO from the bronx zoo. no PROOF, BIG BANG, no proof lol yea the world just got up and walked and said im gonna make myself that makes sence (notice the sarcasm) Creatism is the best argument no doubt about it. P.S. God Bless everyone

tek, Internet Infidels 1 Comments [1/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 5915

I think its kinda hypocritical that school would teach evolution and not about God, evolution is not a fact its a belief no doctor, scientist ect have any cold hard facts that evolution took place so they have to have faith to believe that, so in a way its a religion, that is teached around in school. at least God is a more intelligent argument I mean the World cannot get up and say well im going to make myself today...

tek, Internet Infidels 14 Comments [1/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 5914

If you believe that science books are based on documented fact, Mechanical, then you really are easily deceived. Scientists change their minds daily about these 'facts'. the fact that unbelievers believe the words of scientists who have admitted that thy err all the time, more than the bible which has never been disproven shows me that they prefer to believe errors more than truth. That is not only irrational but shows that they have a hard time discerning fact from fiction.

Carico, Christian Forums 8 Comments [1/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 5913

[Explaining why Mosaic law allowed some rape victims to be stoned]Naturally, it's not obvious now, but then if a woman (virgin woman) is having sex with someone with no effort in getting away even though she's in a well-populated area, she was probably just screwing with the political power of her household (because rape was a primarily political act).

Elric, BlizzForums 3 Comments [1/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 5912

See, living fossils (like the coelcanth and the Loch Ness monster) prove that there haven't been millions of years, because if there had been millions of years, such creatures would have died long ago, or at least have evolved into a new form... Just a thought.

Jedi_Templar, BlizzForums 12 Comments [1/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 5911

Thankyou for posting the link it is about time someone took the time to study the Koran and Islam and actually write about the truth. Unfortunately until the blinders of deceipt are lifted off of many they may not even give this excellent analysis a view.

sydneyoo7, Rapture Ready 0 Comments [1/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 5908

Your contradictions are pathetic attempts at convincing a Christian the Bible is errant. I've heard all your dumb arguments before, and I'm not even a tad bit closer to trusting man over God. And you know whats completely ridiculous? Apes turning into humans!! OMG it is so stupid. Like out of a science fiction book!

Magus55, Internet Infidels 8 Comments [1/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 5907

It's the demon that possesses them... The homosexuals aren't in love. They rape each other, tearing each other's asses. You think that's love? You think that's natural? That's two demons working mutually to destroy the bodies of the humans they hate so much. You don't believe any of it. It's all fanatic b.s, right? You read the Bible and think, 'B.S.' It's gibberish. Of course, you couldn't understand it. They're already under your skin... Tell me, do you hear things sometimes? Do you hear the voice(s)? They want you.

Blackwidow, BlizzForums 25 Comments [1/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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