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Quote# 6781

Here’s something that might help. For every stroke [when you masturbate] just think about a strip put on the back of Jesus for the sins you have done in life and should be getting. HUM. Bet that pressure will ease off then...!!! when you close your eyes and think the things you may be thinking about just start thinking about the blood running down the back of Jesus as the whip cut into his back.

GPickypick, Christianity.com Forums 49 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 6782

Satan and his demons are responsible for...: An animal behaving in a strange manner, being more friendly with you than normal, like a squirrel dancing with you, or an owl talking to you telepathically, or a spider or insect acting strangely with you or communicating telepathically, or seeing birds or animals appear frequently that have some symbolic meaning to you.

Doxy_Brown, Christianity.com Forums 21 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 6783

I can agree that it is certainly irritating when demons put thoughts in your head, stupid thoughts! For example, for a while there, when I would turn the stove burner on and it would glow this nice bright red, this thought would pop into my mind for no reason, 'You should touch that. It won't hurt.' (Keeping in mind I've NEVER had any self-harm issues!) I'm like 'I'm not stupid, of course I'm not going to touch that! Get out of here, Satan, in the Name of Yahweh!' Dumb stuff and impulses like that do often come from the enemy!

Yahweh Saves, Christianity.com Forums 11 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 6784

before i became a Christian about March/April 2003, i was surrounded by demons all the time. i could give y'all stories for hours on all the things demons have put in my head. i remember one time i was in a short helicopter ride in Wisconsin. i was sitting in the front, and all of a sudden something was telling me to reach over and turn the key, but if i did, we would crash... i've had so many images of killing people in school. drive-by's, stabbing, cutting throats, and just straight up slaughtering my enemies in school. Demons even had me beating my dog... i get a voice that says 'slap him,' so as i'm petting him, suddenly i get evil and i slap him across the face, and then i start laughing... i dropped my dog from the second floor to the first floor twice, and the second time one of his back legs got dislocated. i was scared and sad and mad at myself... Demons are definitely real, but once you become a good christian, they can't do what they used to.

kayninex, Christianity.com Forums 19 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 6785

You are right in that I am not being persecuted the way you [gay people] are. Jesus will remove your sins but would not remove the consequences. Your persecution is the consequences. Just like a murderer receiving his due consequences at either death or life long sentences.

jsn112, Christian Forums 3 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 6786

You professed yourself as gay but I still love you. Really. But that doesn't mean that I like what you do. I have said many times that I love the killer, Jeffrey Dalmer. But that doesn't mean I like his killings.

jsn112, Christian Forums 13 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 6787

[Replying to "Thor does not lie" in response to "God doesn't lie"]I asked this before, but, who is Thor? Or what is Thor? Is he your mate?

jsn112, Christian Forums 18 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 6788

[Replying to "Thor is the Germanic and Scandinavian God of the sky"]Why didn't you say so. I remembered watching Thor as a little kid. He's the one with the hammer that was flying around, right? I believe that was the Adventure of Spiderman along with Firestorm and Iceman. Boy, that brings back memory.

jsn112, Christian Forums 18 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 6789

Applied Digital Solutions is now accepting pre-registration for getting Veri-Chipped (The mark of the Beast in my opinion)... This is a sign of things to come. We are already being slammed because we (Christians) aren't acceptant of ecumenical religion, next it will be because we won't get our chip. The end is very near. Keep your lamps lit. The return of our Lord is truly nigh.

jhnybgood, Full Quiver Mission Forum 7 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 6790

The community college is offering viewing and study of Mars in this sky. The promotion in the fall registration brochure says Mars has not been this close to the earth in 57,000 years. (I laughed at that part because we all know the earth is not even 10,000 years old). So that means that Mars has never been this close... The Bible says in the last days there will be signs in the skies. Also, the past two years Earth has barely escaped being whacked by large asteroids. I am not making predictions or prophesying, but I'm wondering if this Mars thing could mean the antichrist is coming? Also, I think those asteroids (which whizzed by and weren't even noticed until they had gone by) could be God trying to tell us something.

resistance, Full Quiver Mission Forum 11 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 6791

Yes, there have been many antichrists, but there will be a final grand slam by Satan when he completely takes over the world and martyrs nearly all the believers and the Jews also. And we must refuse the mark or we will go to Hell... I am not a left-behinder. But you guys are just as mixed up as they are, in my opinion... We are expected to read and think for ourselves and we will be judged for not doing so. We are not supposed to take man's opinions over the scriptures themselves.

resistance, Full Quiver Mission Forum 1 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 6792

My personal opinion is that the strong delusion will be that this antichrist and his henchmen will be perceived as alians from another planet come to save us from ourselves. 90 percent of people believe there is intelligent life on other planets, are full of Star Wars and Star Treck and worship NASA. These creatures (demons) can physically manifest themselves in any form or way they choose (ie as spaceships and the Virgin Mary and the Angel Moroni), and I believe they can also mate with humans (as per the scriptures re the giants and angels mating with the daughters of men)... The demons deliberately choose to manifest themselves as shocking physical creatures as one more way to rebel against God.

resistance, Full Quiver Mission Forum 9 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 6793

Well, 'Christian' President Bush has always compromised with sodomites and baby-killers, but still manages to maintain the illusion that he is 'pro-life and pro-family'... Bush says he opposes homosexual marriage, but has no problem with states adopting counterfiet marriage for sodomites. Another reason not to vote for either one of the two major parties next November. Don't waste your franchise on a man who refuses to stand for godly positions.

Watchman, Full Quiver Mission Forum 5 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 6794

There is not a snow ball's chance of getting a constitutional amendment passed to protect marriage since there are now so many highly placed Republican sodomites... forget Bush says we Worship the same God as Muslims. He ought to be written off by us already.

headache, Full Quiver Mission Forum 3 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 6795

Is there a real Christian that is not anti-sodomite? I don't think so. Just a bunch religionists, really.

Watchman, Full Quiver Mission Forum 3 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 6796

Lee Atwater (who will no doubt be treated to an extremely warm eternal home) invented the 'Big Tent' theory for Republicans, under which pro-lifers and pro-deathers and traditional family advocates and sodomites and other perverse creatures could rally together for a common political goal. Obviously that goal cannot have anything to do with godly leadership, but pure party politics... I will not be swayed by fools that tell me they will vote for a wicked man, so that a man they perceive as 'more wicked' doesn't get elected. God installs kings and removes kings. I will vote only for godly men, and leave the rest to His divine Providence.

Watchman, Full Quiver Mission Forum 0 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 6797

Speaking as KJV-only man, I would agree with StormThinker on this... I read the KJV only because it is the only English translation (besides NKJV) based on the Textus Receptus, the 'received text' that God preserved... BTW, in our house we call the New Internation Version the 'HIV'. It is such a bastardization of God's word, it's an infection.

Watchman, Full Quiver Mission Forum 9 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 6798

NKJV is a perversion of God's word. Nobody died or suffered to translate the NKJV. The NKJV says the world was made 'through' Jesus, not 'by' Him the way the KJV does. They are two completely different Bibles... I want nothing to do with that New Age NKJV. Ever notice how easy it is to memorize the KJV Bible? It's because it IS God's Word. Ever notice how when you quote the KJV Bible it hits people with force? And when you quote these other phony Bibles people just laugh it off? Any preacher who preaches out of anything but the KJV is acting foolishly.

resistance, Full Quiver Mission Forum 0 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 6799

70% of the world's population speak English. So, if God were to give a Bible to the people of the world, is it not safe to assume he would use the most common language- that being English... I believe God (having the foresight that he does) saw that in the future English, because of capitalism and whatnot, would be the language a majority of the world would speak. If He would have seen Spanish in that role maybe we'd have a Spanish Bible in place of KJV.... And as for the Greek or Hebrew texts (and this is strictly OPINION) i believe it's careless at the least and dangerous at the most severe to have a preacher go back to these writings... What's wrong with taking the KJV and, whatever you don't understand, having the Holy Spirit reveal to you.

newbie, Full Quiver Mission Forum 28 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 6800

The Marriage 'process' in the ACCA (not sure if the ACCN side still uses this), as I'm sure noted by everyone, seems to differ from other demoninations. I do recognize that our more 'liberal' churces... have started to integrate dating, but as an average across the board, most of our churces discourage spending much time with the person you plan to marry.

Gabriel, Apostolic Christian Discussion 1 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 6801

I am totally opposed to individual dating. Both individuals want to present a side of themselves that is not really genuine. Too many think they can 'carry the coals in their laps without getting burned'. It sets one up for carnal compromise. Collective 'dating' if you want to call it that is preferable. My personal opinon is that a person need not consider 'dating' in any form until one is prepared for commitment...lasting commitment. To see 15-17 year olds 'dating' is completley insane...and any age nowhere near marriage is fruitless and setting oneself up for heartache and an early path to destruction... Don't be a fool and think you can 'handle it'...as long as you are a 'son of Adam'...you WON'T...so get over yourself.

Verbose4Him, Apostolic Christian Discussion 6 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 6802

This forum is in regard of the Muslim relgion. They beleive that Allah had visions from God in the Garden of Eden. I have look this up and found out that it doesn't make sense. Allah was suffering hunger when he had the visions, and when you suffer from hunger you have halluciations. So Allah was having an hallunciation and the thing never happened. The Messiah is Jesus Christ. Not Allah. You can't find any historical evidence backing the Muslim religion. Archalogist have found nothing, however they found many on the Christian fate. Like the grail from the last supper, to Pilate the high roman preist from the Bible. If you are Muslim put aside yourQu'ran and read the Bible. Jesus Christ is the Messiah. Not Allah!!!!!!

Andy607, GovTeen Forums 19 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 6803

Woah woah woah, dont chop my head off just yet. Im wondering how there are people like this...and dont you come in here and tell me the bible is wrong, They must belive its right if they are chrisitans, and tell me..the wizard...give me ONE thing in the bible that is wrong, and i know you cant because the bible is perfectly historically accurate. and everything in it is the truth. like 'And you will be hated by all for My name's sake.' isnt that true?

ChristianFish, GovTeen Forums 17 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 6804

Sorry I am really not up with all this, but have you ever looked out in to space, I think they can look real far now, have you ever seen any other sun out there, I have not hear about one being found, well how in the world do thoses stars just keep on shining, how come there are even there if they have to have a Sun to exist, there are lots of stars out there with not much sun light if any or could it be that God was the first light.

MinDach, Christian Forums 24 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 6805

You are using a theory about what size the stars are, i am saying that our sun is the largest. You nor I have never been there. My point would be if all these stars you call Suns were the same as our sun, then all of space would be in full light, and another theory the is no end for light. I know more about human nature, then about the stars, why a certain question would be asked. If people are really searching for God and Jesus, or what are they really looking for?

MinDach, Christian Forums 12 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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