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Quote# 7173

...we don't know what technology Noah might have used to give each of the animals the best environment as possible. As for freshwater fish, Noah didn't need to have an aquarium. You are assuming that all the water around the earth had to be either SALTY or FRESH! And what basis do you have for this assumption? None. I personally would not know for sure whether the flood was all salty, partly salty in only certain regions of the globe, or all fresh, but I see no reason to not believe that some areas were salty and others fresh.

Lysimachus, Someplace Somewhere 3 Comments [5/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7174

You state that salt water and fresh water mix in a cup instantly... but has this been tested on a grand global scale? I'm not saying that the flood consisted of both fresh water and salty water simultaneously for sure. But even if the flood did have all fresh water, that does not mean these various sea creatures were not able to swim them.

Lysimachus, Someplace Somewhere 7 Comments [5/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7175

[On quantum mechanics]Yes but it's all conjecture and postulation (same as evolution) I put as much trust into scientists as you put in politicians!

cygnusx1, Christian Forums 3 Comments [5/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7176

Astrology is legally considered science in India. The parallels to Darwinism are obvious.

bevets, Christian Forums 21 Comments [5/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7177

You guys can believe that you know better than Jesus does, that you created heaven and hell or that there isn't a heaven and hell. You can believe whatever you want to. But you will find out when you die who was right; you or Jesus. If you want to gamble with your souls and the souls of your children that you are right, then be my guest... Whatever profit you receive will be lost the day you die which could be as soon as today. Was it worth it? It might be to you, but do you not think your children should be given the choice to learn the words of eternal life? Or do you want to take that from them also?

Carico, Christian Forums 10 Comments [5/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7178

Again, you will find out who is right or wrong, you or Jesus. That's the bottom line. Some people would rather die than to believe they are wrong. that of course is pride.

Carico, Christian Forums 1 Comments [5/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7179

If the question is 'If God told me to kill someone, would I do it?', my answer is 'Yes!' But, I am not sure this addresses the point of your post.

Also_A_Theist, Internet Infidels 8 Comments [5/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7180

Do you mean 'Why would I kill the person?' If so, the answer to that has been given--' Because God told me to!' or do you mean, 'Why would I do what God tells me to do?' Before I respond to this latter question, I would like to ask the following of you. Is your questioning here generated by the fact that you would not kill if God told you to, and are you, as a result, simply going to keep asking 'Why do that?' or 'Why is that? (or something like these) to every answer I give?

Also_A_Theist, Internet Infidels 2 Comments [5/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7181

Is the question 'What would I do if God told me to do it? or 'What would I do if a 'voice in my head' told me to do it?' You seem to have collapsed the two questions, and they are not the same. As to whether or not I would be concerned, I would be very concerned-- I wouldn't find it easy to kill a person, but, if God told me to do it. But this isn't all that significant, is it? I can imagine being told by my father that I must kill someone, and doing so, because of the trust that I have in him, and in his concern for my well-being. I assume that many feel the same way about their parents and about their spouses. There are people who have faith in certain other people who will act on this faith, and there are people who say they have faith in another person, but really don't, and, of course, there are people there are cowards.

Also_A_Theist, Internet Infidels 5 Comments [5/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7182

I would like to think that I would be able to 'argue' with God... (Always bothered me about the Abraham story, didn't argue over his son, stood up over a 'godless' city. Weird.) But for all I know, if I've picked the wrong God and an new one showed up and told me to murder, I would do it to get in its good graces. Before you all haul me off to the looney bin (at least not for this) I guess my point is that the gods I generally see depicted is too small. If the God of the O.T. is looking my direction, I would probably not live. This is NOT an entity to be trifled with.

blt to go, Internet Infidels 3 Comments [5/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7183

Yes you [a former Christian] talked the talk,but you never changed inwardly,like a dog returning to it's vomit. As soon as someone get's hungry for spiritual things you want to block out the light.you should be ashamed of yourself,is it not enough that you stand under condemnation without trying to bring others down with you.Kinda reminds me of the Devil. You are not just content not to be a Christian, you Boast about it!!! I would say repent,but for you I think it is too late.You had your 30 pieces of silver. The Lord will confound you,just watch!!

cygnusx1, Christian Forums 3 Comments [5/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7184

Oh dear me we mustn't insult Apostates now must we,even when they are lying their faces off...get real!!!

cygnusx1, Christian Forums 1 Comments [5/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7185

Strange how the dirt all accumulates in one place isn't. Isalmic Terrorists, Eco-Terrorists, child-raping Democratic Governors. If I didn't have friends and family in the area, I'd reccomend Portland [Oregon] for an urban warfare testing ground (MOAB anyone???)

Faithful_Servant, Free Conservatives 6 Comments [5/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7186

[When a Nigerian Christian tribe slaughters a Muslim village]I really dislike headlines such as this on multiple levelsAt the very least, it should say hate-filled non-Muslims slaughter 500 Muslim villagers.

duckdogger, Rapture Ready 22 Comments [5/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7187

Yep, that is all the world sees, when in fact those very people are not Christians at all. Too bad people don't know how to differentiate between a true Christian and someone just claiming to be one while they go on a killing spree

Mercy4Me, Rapture Ready 13 Comments [5/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7188

While admitting that his probably should not have been done you'll have to pardon me if I fail to shed any tears over the event. Nigerian Muslims have been attacking and killing Christians for quite some time with little press coverage. Payback's a b***h, ain't it?

scottruff, Rapture Ready 0 Comments [5/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7189

I agree with scottruffIt is about time that Christians fight back.

Fallout911, Rapture Ready 3 Comments [5/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7190

'If you push a man too far, sooner or later he'll start pushing back'-Max Payne We most remember that Christians are also human beings so I wouldn't go around questioning their salvation without understanding their situation.

Yavé, Rapture Ready 8 Comments [5/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7191

I think the gay community is going to have a field day with this [i][Iraq torture scandal][/i]... The gays will see this as an attack on them as the Lynndie England girls has been 'declared' on in several commentary remarks on radio stations as well as printed media and 'blogs as a lesbian (or dyke, if you will). So I think they will try to take the 'victim' role in this and get all they can out of it. To go as far as to claim the military put them in a situation to cause them discredit and shame.

watchman, Rapture Ready 7 Comments [5/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7192

As for myself, I am convinced it is the living Word of God and I will not be surprised when DNA coding is found detailed in the Hebrew text.

keng, Christian Forums 11 Comments [5/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7193

Hello everyone, I am Helena , a Deliverance Minister in New Jersey... Yes, every Christian must learn how demons operate . You must be prepared to teach someone how to cast out demons... Do you know what the legal grounds demons have to stay in a person, land or home are? You could give demons legal grounds to stay in you or your home even if you or your relative has used a Ouiji Board ,Martial Arts, Yoga, Fornication only once. Have you read your horoscope in the newspaper at all in the past? Guess what ? You gave demons legal rights to be inside you. Deuteronomy 7:26 Neither shalt thou bring an abomination into thine house( The pepsi can has yin and yang symbol sideways on it,the color of the symobl should be white and black but is red , white and blue.) lest thou be a cursed thing lke it: but thou shalt utterly detest it, and thou shalt utterly abhor it, for it is a cursed thing. Priase God!!!! THANK YOU LORD FOR YOU WORD...AMEN...AMEN... Did you know that there was a cursed object on the Pepsi can, Salem cigarettes and Norton anti-virus box? The symbol is anti-christian. If you brought anything in your home with these symbols You had better be doing Deliverance in your home because you just gave demons the legal right to stay. You invited them in. Even if you are a Christian or not or you knew it or not. Getting headaches? Bad dreams? forgetful? Hmm!!!

deliveranceminister, Christianity.com Forums 17 Comments [5/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7194

We are to cast out demons. Jesus said to do this mark 16:17. We can not expect God to do the work for us. If a Christian opens a door for demons he will be under attack. Have you had a pepsi lately? There is the yin and yang symbol on it. If you have brought it into your house with that cursed symbol on it you will be cursed also wheather you are a Christian or not... There is plenty of scripture that proves what I say. There is too much to write in this little space. Ok, Please give me a chance. I know what I'm talking about. I have experience casting out the demonic. I have seen things you would not believe.

deliveranceminister, Christianity.com Forums 8 Comments [5/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7195

the demons that entered you because of ancestors or what sin you committed are still in you until you cast them out... Are you getting bad headachs, bad dreams, colds that the doctors can cure (colds occur inside, not outside).

deliveranceminister, Christianity.com Forums 4 Comments [5/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7196

I have a lot of experience with the demonic and know what I'm talking about. You might be getting your information from a Pastor that does not know about demons. Most Pastors don't study the subject about deliverance or how demons operate. You are making a big mistake if you don't do what Jesus Christ said to do [perform exorcisms]. Learn about this or you are against Christ. I don't think you want to do that.

deliveranceminister, Christianity.com Forums 0 Comments [5/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7197

well my favorite subject is warefar Love it. God told me 'You are mighty warrior and I am all Mighty God do not be intimidated and do not fear' Love it and amen! God bless you all praise His name ans speak forth His testimonies tells of His love tell of His miricles. I have cast demons out of people and even some so called teachers and preachers. Hum? May we all be given the gift of seeing into the spirit realm.

Iamok, Christianity.com Forums 12 Comments [5/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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