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Quote# 8773

There has to be something more, because logic demands it.

To say that the purpose of all living things is simply in order to reproduce, is circular logic. It's like saying, the purpose of life is to live. There clearly must be something more than living, because everything else that is designed intelligently has some sort of purpose. I think the fact that every human wants purpose and seeks it, is proof it exists in some form or another. [emphasis added]

..., Myspace 17 Comments [12/25/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8772

if anyone says that a Christian has persecuted them in any way because of: race, religion, sex, or any other reason.... then, you have in fact not been persecuted by a Christian, because a true Christian would not persecute somebody.

David, Myspace 16 Comments [12/24/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8771

[Responding to having had his claim, that "fuck" started out as an acronym, shot down. See <a href="http://www.snopes.com/language/acronyms/fuck.htm" target="_blank">Snopes.com</a> and <a href="http://www.etymonline.com/baloney.php" target="_blank">Etymology Online</a>]

You say "No it wasn't" yet you present little evidence to prove your assertion. How is it that you are so sure that my statement is incorrect, yet unable to convincingly present evidence that yours is correct? Was there no such thing as fornication under concent of the king? Can you present evidence that this acronym was not adopted for such occurances, as well as what you suggest?

GloryBound, Apologetics.org 14 Comments [12/24/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8770

Democrats - Soft on Security

The Patriot Act fiasco again points out the fact that democrats are still soft on security. Being soft of security is what lead to the 9/11 attack that killed 3000 Americans in American cities. The democrats like to say they are protecting civil liberties. That is equivalent to their statements that pornography is freedom of speech, abortion is a woman's choice, and homosexuality is a civil right. It is no wonder Clinton knew he could get away with the big lie that, I did not have sex with that woman.

The fear of criticism by the Atheistic liberal news media is what keep Clinton from taking on Iraq and Afghanistan. Why should Republicans take the blame for solving problems and the democrats set around looking like peace lovers. It is ironic that people who solve problems are criticized and people who do nothing are praised. Of course the doing nothing catches up with you, as it did with 9/11.

The Middle East problem is not going to be solved until Syria and Iran are dealt with. If it is done by Republicans, it should be done with a full declaration of war that carries with it a total censorship of the news media. It is unlikely Republican will deal with the Syria and Iran issue because of the pain inflicted by the Atheistic liberal news media, and certainly the democrats are not going to do anything because they are soft on security.

I guess it is time to start preparing for the next Middle East war.

The list of things the democrats never got done is long. They never had an energy policy. They never had an education policy. They never had a medical insurance policy. They never had an immigration policy. They never had a solution for social security. The foreign policy of the democrats was an policy of appeasement that led to 9/11, the North Korea mess, and the failure to resolve the Israeli - Palestine problem. The only policies democrats do have are socialism, feminism, pornography, abortion and homosexuality, none of which should be supported by Christians.

Democrats are soft on security, but strong on sin.

During democratic administrations problems develop and there is little criticism. During Republican administrations problems are solved but there is great criticism. It is a wonder the Atheistic liberal news media has not questioned the legality of President Bush breathing. The Atheists who question the legality of everything President Bush does are the one who most often violate God's law. I wonder what would occur if there was a fair and balanced news media instead of the Atheistic liberal news media.

It is pitiful that America does have the stomach for the urban gorilla wars such as Iraq, because that is the model for all future wars. If Iran gets a nuclear device, it might be different, but generally the nature of war will be house to house and roadside bombs. You will know the war has been won when the people are providing tips on the enemy. I totally blame the inability to fight a urban gorilla war on the democrats and the Atheistic liberal news media.

clirus, Christian Forums 13 Comments [12/24/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8763

The vibrator isn't simulating anything sinful.

The strap on IS.

Shulamite-in-Training, The Marriage Bed 35 Comments [12/24/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8762

A) Nylon is just a fancy patented recipe for plastic and plastic has been around as long oil has been oozing out of or onto the ground from animals or plants. B) DNA doesn't transmit inheritance information. Nobody knows what DNA does for sure or what the mechanism is for transmitting inheritance information.

trueheretic, Yahoo! Message Board 14 Comments [12/24/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8761

It's my understanding that mammals are animals, of which humans are not.

Ann Doupont, Christian Forums 35 Comments [12/24/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8759

As long as we can all go about proclaiming, I proclaim 2005 to be the year of my brilliant and insightful intellectual scourging of evolutionary theorists. I have triumphed in reaching new levels of genius. I am Shiva, destroyer of worlds, so far as they are the worlds of evolutionists.

Busterdog, Rapture Ready 32 Comments [12/23/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8758

Uhummmmm....as we continue to prove that the community cannot keep up with the direction of science.

More scientists continue to come on board the "intelligent design" theory as they do the math and look in depth at the arguments.

Not so their surrounding communities. Give them blinders and a roll of tin foil.

Caver, Rapture Ready 11 Comments [12/23/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8757

[From the starting post in a thread called, 'random facts proving christianity to be the one true religion']

- Christianity is the most commonly hated religion - it is looked down on (i.e. a Christian being made fun of in a public school compared to a muslim who is popular despite his religion) also... (christianity being removed from society everywhere possible)

David, Myspace 25 Comments [12/23/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8755

The No-Goders adopt their religious belief on blind faith.

The No-Goders recognize their economic dependence on the public dole.

The No-God/Evolutionists recognize the inability of their faith to produce economic benefits to anyone but themselves as its preachers.

The No-God/Evolution religion must be forced out of public schools as a violation of the 1st Amendment.

For more evidence on this subject, see Edmond's latest OP

(This might be a little tongue in cheek, but no objective observer could spend much time on this site without coming to the conclusion that Edmond and I have; namely, that there is a religious zealotry behind the athiests' efforts to bury any opposing views as an attack on their faith in no God.)

SamCJ, Christian Forums 13 Comments [12/23/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8754

['How come the Papists get this whole Evolution thing?']

Because Papists aren't Christian, that's why. They worship a man.

shoelimpy, Pandagon 14 Comments [12/22/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8752

In the Bible it states that ocne adam and eve sinned they realized they were naked and covered up. They didn't want to be seen naked. Now if this never happened what is the purpose of wearing clothes?

Half-Life, Internet Infidels 25 Comments [12/22/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8751

Well, let me ask you a question.

If there really is no evidence for creationism, why would creationists insist there is? They can find evidences of the biblical flood and other such Bible claims, but why do they? Could it be because there is evidence? If there was ABSOLUTELY NONE, why do they make good cases about the age of fossils and such things?

Half-Life, Internet Infidels 21 Comments [12/22/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8748

Muslims are violent because of their religion. Christians are violent despite their religion.

DoctorDoom, Free Conservatives 22 Comments [12/22/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8747

Mutations are merely aberrations that cause damage to existing cells. Otherwise, again, scientists would simply leave cancer cells alone to mutate into helathy ones, but they don't. Therefore, again, evolution is a figment of the imaginations of men which many, many scientists are now claiming. You can find them all over the web.

Carico, EvC Forum 9 Comments [12/22/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8746

God, However, IS testable, HAS been observed through the personage of His Son, and HAS proven Hisself to be the one and true God throughout the history of mankind. He HAS spoken directly to man. His words HAVE been recorded as spoken. God can be found by anyone who seeks Him. An alternative for origination cannot be found in His absence. Therefore, God alone offers the explanations for origination. Only God could create what is not possible to have been created. God alone is science.

Nutrider99, Free Conservatives 17 Comments [12/22/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8744

[Paragraph breaks added]

I know it sounds strange but does anyone want to be my disciple[?]I ask this because, I think that God wants me too. I will tell you the story and you can tell me if you want to be one or not ok. As I am not anxious for a job such as this, and have not really accepted it in my heart as the word of God, I will let you decide for yourself after the story ok. Not to mention it scares me to even think about such a job. I am happy with my normal boring job right now, not much is required from me and I like it that way.

Ok now the story. You see in the past when God has something for me to do or something for me to say to someone it comes in two's. First I will hear something then shortly afterwards it will be in different completely different context and gets said again. Never had I had this happen in a dream though. Last night it did. First I dream I was a renegade christian living in the end days leading christians to fight for food. The number of the beast had come into effect and we had to steal, rob and kill whatever we had to do to eat and not take that number. I woke up and thought well that was a fun and adventurous and I kind of got a kick out of being in charge. They followed me so readily. So I didn't think nothing of it went back to sleep then it happened again. I dreamed I was at a restaurant this time and was a manager of some type once again with the food. So I pondered the dreams this morning. I thought what the heck is the deal with the food. Then it occurred to me that I was in charge delegating people to hand out food. That was the simple in and out of it. what represents food in the bible its the word of God. Its more important than food. The bible calls it milk and meat. So take it for what its worth. I don't know if I will be a good leader as I have never lead anything or where exactly I am supposed to be leading.

i am guessing though if this is correct I probably need 13 of them. That's all Jesus needed so I figure that will be enough. It might help to call me teacher as to give me some respect other than that you can argue ask question of me or whatever but you must plan on being loyal and committed to me and my vision of where we will be going.

Dion, History Channel Boards 16 Comments [12/22/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8743

[Replying to "What raw materials did God use to make raw materials?"]

he used his words. The bible said he spoke and it was. Did you that quarks the things that make up protons and nuetrons and electrons in atoms are made up of sound waves? Pretty interesting huh.

My soul is still longing after all these years, Myspace 19 Comments [12/22/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8742

An atheist is kind, generous, helpful in order to advance his agenda which is to destroy people by turning them away from God. Thus, the atheist is, at heart, a thief and always a thief (unless God changes him).

rhutchin, Internet Infidels 12 Comments [12/22/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8739

It's more science than Darwin !

Creation happens constantly...you can do scientific experiments !

Can't do dat wif Darwin-baby.....
(cause it's not science....just myth)

:^(

Theme Investor, Yahoo! Message Board 18 Comments [12/21/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8738

Do you believe there is a God? If no...then you believe there is no God and therefore are atheist. Which makes it the belief in no God. One again...Atheism IS a religion.

Fountains and fluorescent lights, Myspace 41 Comments [12/21/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8737

As far as why some atheists and non-Christians attack Christmas its because the Beast hates the Harlot that rides it. Read Revelations to see this. You see even an apostate Church still represents worship of God, Satan desires man to be like him and worship themselves and exalt themselves. This Beast system hates even the apostate churches. We will continue to see more of this in the future, an increasing anti-Christ mentality.

StevenC, Bibleforums.org 7 Comments [12/21/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8735

There aren't ANY CHRISTIAN nudists anywhere in the world. There are demon posessed, hell-bound lost people who are nudists, and might claim they're Christians, but, there are NO born again, Christian nudists

tzalam2, 123 Christian Forums 23 Comments [12/21/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8731

[Replying to a thread concerning the summary dismissal of a lawsuit filed due to the "inability of Muslims to use a Quran for courtroom oaths"]

…the Quran teaches that honesty must be afforded other Muslims, but lies are fine for infidels (i.e. everyone else).

Therefore, for a Muslim to take an oath on a Quran would only serve to guarantee that what follows is a pack of lies.

The Bible, on the other hand, is the scripture of the one true God and His son Jesus Christ – which compels all to take the oath more seriously.

The Quran has no place in a courtroom - other then as evidence of terrorist indocrination.

BarkleUSA, Free Conservatives 12 Comments [12/21/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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