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Quote# 8727

Yes, get rid of all those Homo erectus fossils. Burn 'em or something. Re-bury them! Cremate them! After all, they are just the dusty remains of some poor neo-Darwinst 'species' in Asia that was originally obliterated when superior Homo sapiens marched out of Africa and replaced those old erect Homos by driving them into mass graves and final extinction. The modern Out of Africa Model is the perfect solution for getting rid of a whole species of humans even if they do leave some fossil evidence of their 1.5 million year existance on the planet before those sapiens got invented.

john crawford, Christian Forums 14 Comments [12/21/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8728

Better to destroy evidence which supports a genocidal theory of mass extinction and replacement of the world's population by an African species of Homo sapiens who would one day rule the world of science in the name of neo-Darwinism, than to have imagined and theorized such a spectre of human annhilation in the first place. If I could just get my hands on some of those pesky Homo erectus fossils, I'd rattle their bones good.

john crawford, Christian Forums 21 Comments [12/21/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8730

Okay, I will surely get yelled at for saying this, but oh well. I question the 19th amendment (gives women the right to vote) often because of what has been accomplished due to that. A lot of women don't always vote by a person's political viewpoint, but on how they look, like Bill Clinton for example, who was "hip" had 4% more votes by women then men, which is a large amount. Let's face it, women make up the majority of the population (51%) so what they vote is what goes (hypothetically). I just don't think a lot of women put enough thought into their votes. Am I trying to portray men any better? No. But I just thought that i'd throw that thought out there.

bob, PanHeads 22 Comments [12/21/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8731

[Replying to a thread concerning the summary dismissal of a lawsuit filed due to the "inability of Muslims to use a Quran for courtroom oaths"]

…the Quran teaches that honesty must be afforded other Muslims, but lies are fine for infidels (i.e. everyone else).

Therefore, for a Muslim to take an oath on a Quran would only serve to guarantee that what follows is a pack of lies.

The Bible, on the other hand, is the scripture of the one true God and His son Jesus Christ – which compels all to take the oath more seriously.

The Quran has no place in a courtroom - other then as evidence of terrorist indocrination.

BarkleUSA, Free Conservatives 12 Comments [12/21/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8735

There aren't ANY CHRISTIAN nudists anywhere in the world. There are demon posessed, hell-bound lost people who are nudists, and might claim they're Christians, but, there are NO born again, Christian nudists

tzalam2, 123 Christian Forums 23 Comments [12/21/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8737

As far as why some atheists and non-Christians attack Christmas its because the Beast hates the Harlot that rides it. Read Revelations to see this. You see even an apostate Church still represents worship of God, Satan desires man to be like him and worship themselves and exalt themselves. This Beast system hates even the apostate churches. We will continue to see more of this in the future, an increasing anti-Christ mentality.

StevenC, Bibleforums.org 7 Comments [12/21/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8738

Do you believe there is a God? If no...then you believe there is no God and therefore are atheist. Which makes it the belief in no God. One again...Atheism IS a religion.

Fountains and fluorescent lights, Myspace 42 Comments [12/21/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8739

It's more science than Darwin !

Creation happens constantly...you can do scientific experiments !

Can't do dat wif Darwin-baby.....
(cause it's not science....just myth)

:^(

Theme Investor, Yahoo! Message Board 18 Comments [12/21/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8710

The last thing Christians need is to be thrown into pagan beliefs. There is only one true religion and that is chrisitanity. Yes there are alot of different beliefs within Christiananity, but with Gods help those will come to an end. Then the christians, all being of one mind can go out to the rest of the world and destroy religion and traditions of man.

Keith Van Horn, Christian Forums 23 Comments [12/20/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8711

[This poster is a Christian]

An unbiased study of the Quran shows that far from being a "miracle", that book is a hoax. The Quran is replete with scientific heresies, historic blunders, mathematical mistakes, logical absurdities, grammatical errors and ethical fallacies. Could possibly the author of this Universe be as ignorant as it appears to be in the Quran?

Sharp, Bibleforums.org 31 Comments [12/20/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8713

I would have a problem voting for any one who is not a Christian, regardless of the political party. I also consider a vote for a Democrat to be a vote against God. Democrats are the ones who want to take God out of everything. I am not saying all Republicans believe in God, but they are not trying to get Him out of America either.

HeadBangforJesus, Christian Forums 19 Comments [12/20/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8714

Atheists want the pornography not only for their personal use, but also to use to corrupt the children of Christians...

clirus, Christian Forums 19 Comments [12/20/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8715

Evolutionism is a philosophy, not a science. It's an open-ended, unlimited, parameter-free Theory of Everything. It disallows even the slightest exceptions, and it is constantly being modified to "explain" every new discovery. It is so vaguely and broadly defined that a fly walking up a window pane is changing its position, ergo "evolving".

It's a truth table with nothing but Ts. It is a tautology. It is NOT science.

DoctorDoom, Free Conservatives 20 Comments [12/20/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8716

['In regards to 'intelligent design' rejected in Pennsylvania.']

I guess it would make more sense to go back teaching the world is flat and lets sacrifice a virgin every year to mother earth so the weather and earthquakes will subside. What the heck, lets put a gorilla into oval office too since we teach we are desended from apes.

ab4en, Rapture Ready 22 Comments [12/20/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8718

I remember back in the 80s I was in a book store. I held a copy of Hubbards book and then held a copy of the holy bible. Not only was the bible smaller and easier to read but there was more truth in just the title alone. How painful it is to see people falling for this malarky.

Kendall Crawford, Rapture Ready 26 Comments [12/20/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8697

I want to hear your explanation for the cambodian explosion [emphasis added].

Tyler, Myspace 42 Comments [12/19/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8699

[Responding to quotes from the founding fathers.]

Will we still be the Country of choice and still be America if we continue to make the changes forced on us by the people from other countries that came to live in America because it is the Country of Choice??????

Think about it!

All we have to say is, when will they do something about MY RIGHTS?


I celebrate Christmas...........but because it isn't celebrated by everyone..............we can no longer say Merry Christmas. Now it has to be Season's Greetings.

It's not Christmas vacation, it's Winter Break. Isn't it amazing how this winter break ALWAYS occurs over the Christmas holiday?

We've gone so far the other way, bent over backwards to not offend anyone, that I am now being offended. But it seems that no one has a problem with that.
This says it all!

[Copy-and-pasted racist, anti-immigrant rant.]

I am not out to force gays and lesbians to do anything that they do not feel lead to do. but with that being said, Now on the laws there are more laws protecting gays and lesbians from mistreatment from blaitent disregard for there beliefs. Than there are to protect hetero sexuals from mistreatment and blaitent disregard from homosexual herassment? Really let's just play Fair.

Wendell, Myspace 24 Comments [12/19/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8701

In fact, not too long ago my husband read an article to me in the newspaper about bones that scientists found in the Mohave desert. They dated them and said they were millions of years old Then a man contacted them and told them he thought they were the bones of his uncle who had wandered away months ago. So they did DNA testing and sure enough, they were the bones of his uncle. So once again, scientists can very easily brainwash the public simply because they have degrees.

Heidi, 123 Christian Forums 14 Comments [12/19/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8702

Why is it you can recognize all athiest and not all Christioans?

Is it your mark of the beast or preconditioned Judgement and rude way of commenting

wendell, Myspace 13 Comments [12/19/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8704

['YECreationism is no more than drivel. The butt of the joke is where it belongs.']

As opposed to being intellectually sodomised by proponents of Evolution?

Keep Sci-fi in the English lit classes and out of origins science.

Jnthn, Theology Web 20 Comments [12/19/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8705

If every person in the world was a Muslim there would still be wars, terror and unrest because they would simply fight amongst themselves to try and enforce each others 'brand' of Islam upon each other as we see in many Islamic countries today.

TEITZY, Bibleforums.org 30 Comments [12/19/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8707

I know why ID and Creationism are not allowed, Apparently there are a great deal of bigots that can’t allow “God” to be involved with their precious Religion of Science.

Key, Christian Forums 13 Comments [12/19/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8689

We were driving through downtown Portland with all my kids in the car and there was a great big billboard for a gay matchmaking website with two naked men standing snuggled together, wrapped in an american flag. I tried to casually distract the kids, but my 8 year old son was scarred for life.

2bossy, Rapture Ready 39 Comments [12/18/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8691

[An odd response to a perfectly reasonable analogy between common ancestory and the evolution of language]

You can crawl back up the slimehole that you came from- FSTDT.

Teenager, Free Conservatives 33 Comments [12/18/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8692

[Elijah's transcription of his conversation with his psychologist]

PSYCHOLOGIST: Welcome to my office, Elijah. Would you care to relax on the sofa -- or sit in the chair?

ELIJAH: Greetings, master of nonsensical hyperbole. I think I will just stand over here next to the window in case I get the urge to jump.

PSYCHOLOGIST: Suit yourself. I only want you to feel good about yourself.

ELIJAH: Why are you are wearing that silly scarf around your neck?

PSYCHOLOGIST: This scarf keeps me warm. I have a slight cold.

ELIJAH: Why don't you just turn up the heat?

PSYCHOLOGIST: I try to conserve energy. Waste not, want not.

ELIJAH: To each his own. But why do you wear a silly scarf with all of those weird colored green dots with yellow stripes?

PSYCHOLOGIST: I'm sentimental. It was a gift.

ELIJAH: From a patient?

PSYCHOLOGIST: Yes. It was handmade just for me.

ELIJAH: Does your patient have psychological problems?

PSYCHOLOGIST: Of course. All of my patients have psychological problems. Isn’t that why you are here?

ELIJAH: No, Ma'am. My reason for coming was to see if you could explain why AOL members have so much trouble understanding a prophet of God.

PSYCHOLOGIST: Are you a prophet of God?

ELIJAH: Well, that’s how I try to identify myself for idiots who think I'm crazy.

PSYCHOLOGIST: Why?

ELIJAH: Why not? If I told idiots that I am the incarnated biblical Elijah who was sent by God to test the faith of the world -- and that I was trying to unite families before Jesus comes to catch away loyal souls, they wouldn’t understand. Idiots think stupidity is sacred. Idiots do not hesitate to call me insane -- because I do not fit into their limited view of reality.

PSYCHOLOGIST: How does that make you feel?

ELIJAH: Disappointed in people -- and frustrated.

PSYCHOLOGIST: Do you think you are insane?

ELIJAH: Actually, the word “insane” needs to be defined from my perspective before I can appease antagonists by answering. To me, to be “insane” is to be abnormal. In this world, being “abnormal” is “normal” for most people -- and so, obviously, I think that most people are "insane" -- even though they accept themselves as “sane.” Certain forms of “insanity” can result from chemical imbalances within the biological system -- which does not allow for healthy bodily functions in thought or movement. Also, “insanity” can be the result of demonic influences -- which causes inner conflicts between a soul and body. Bad “ideas” can distort reality and cause people to do irrational, "abnormal" things. In spite of your psychological terms -- which seem so scientific, at the very core of all people is a “soul” -- dominated by either good or bad spirits. The brain is only a conduit through which spiritual forces from a soul can be manifested in this materialistic dimension of Life. Each person, therefore, is subservient to either God or Satan. In my case, I am subservient to God -- and this makes my thoughts and behavior very “abnormal” in a world where many people are subservient to Satan. So, when I am speaking Truth in this place where deception is dominant, it seems like “insanity” to those who do not understand true reality.

PSYCHOLOGIST: So, you admit to being insane?

ELIJAH: Of course! But I am insane only on Planet Earth. Even though I have freedom of choice, I will not choose your "normal” way of thinking just to conform myself to evil idiots.

PSYCHOLOGIST: Do you think I am an idiot?

ELIJAH: What do you think?

PSYCHOLOGIST: I think I am intelligent.

ELIJAH: What “normal” earthly thought process allowed you to reach that conclusion?

Elijah, Music City Revival 40 Comments [12/18/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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