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Quote# 8644

"In light of clear similarities in the morphological function and phenotype of the tail in relation to the hitherto ascribed vestigal [or 'rudimentary'] organ in Homo Sapiens, we have arrived at the conclusion that this organ is proof of the morphological evolution from Aegyptopithecus to modern man."

LMFAO! If this is the case, then why don't chimps have tails?

muHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahaha!!!
Evolutionits are so goofy!

PMC IIII, Internet Infidels 7 Comments [12/14/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8643

Yes it should be illegal. We have outlawed other forms of sexual perversion, like pedophilia and bestiality and so forth. Why should homosexual perverts get special treatment? I'm sick of our country turning its back on God's law and caving in to perverts who want to take this country down the toilet with them.

The penalty for the crime of homosexuality should be severe, however I am someone who has witnessed the power of Christ to change lives. So for the first offense I would like to see only 2-5 years in prison, but no more than that. Give them a chance to repent, I say. For 2nd and 3rd offenses, though, I would not be merciful. They've been warned.

Biff, Free Conservatives 27 Comments [12/14/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8640

Demons Deceive

A systematic effort by demons to penetrate the souls of Americans stems most likely from the pit of Hell, the head of a leading Christian institute said. The attacks have been traced to Satan in the state of California, and the techniques used make it appear unlikely to come from any other source than the enemies of Christ, said John Smith, the director of the JIGROP Institute, an education and research organization focusing on salvation of souls.

"These demonic attacks come from a group with intense discipline. No other organization could do this if they were not a spiritual organization," Smith said in a conference call when announcing a new education program.

In the attacks, Smith said, the perpetrators "were in and out of consciousness with no apparent errors, and created an obsession for sin in less than 30 seconds. How can this be done by anyone other than deomonic forces controlled by the Evil One?"

Smith said that despite what appears to be a systematic effort to target liberal Democrats and hypocrites in varioius Christian groups, defenses have remained weak in many areas.

"We know about major penetrations of politicians in key cities," he said.

Security among private-sector casual Bible readers may not be as robust, said Smith, because "they are less willing to use their faith to resist spiritual attacks."

Smith said the strategy preferred by typical Christians appears to be to downplay the attacks, which has not helped the situation.

"We have a problem within millions of souls that have been terribly and deeply penetrated throughout the United States -- and in most nations of the world ... and we've been keeping it secret," he said.

"The ones who benefit most from keeping it secret are the attackers."

Although Smith said the demons probably have not succeeded in overcoming people of true faith in Lord Jesus Christ, who are accustomed to fighting off bad thoughts created by negative thinking, it is possible they compromised "extremely sensitive" inspirational information.

He said it has been documented that messages from prophets have been ignored, misunderstood or simply rejected due to ignorance brought about by deception.

Famous Spiritual leaders confirmed earlier this year that Christian websites are probed hundreds of times a day by demon-possessed Antichrist supporters, but maintained that no real harm has been done in their struggle to destroy the Kingdom of God.

Supporters of the JIGROP campaign have code-named their newest effort against Satan "Jesus Power" and have made some strides in counter-hacking to identify their humans enemies who are aiding the attackers, Smith said. This was first reported by Reality magazine.

Smith said a series of attacks on Music City Revival and the Elijah Jesus Club reported earlier this year may have been started against other Christian organizations, but they seem to be using different techniques.

In most nations of this world, Smith said there are some areas of improvement on the side of righteousness, because prophets are starting to fight fire with fire. But Smith argued that "the fundamental error is that our spiritual security strategy has relied too much on our own strength instead of leaning upon the power of our Maker."

It seems that even a few of those who claim to be Christians are not able to distinguish parables from fiction or polls from deception.

JIGROP, Christian Forums 20 Comments [12/14/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8639

Go to mapquest.com, and look at a street map of washington D.C. and look at what the masons have done to our nations capital. Wiccans draw a pentagram on the ground for thier rituals. Well, the masons have drawn the largest pentagram ever constructed in the streets of D.C, the whitehouse is at the bottom tip, each point has a street circle at the tip. If you zoom out a little and know where to look you can see the mason compass raising this pentagram. Not to mention the largest phallic symbol ever constructed (wash. monument), masons have done alot for our great capital.

Herry, Bibleforums.org 20 Comments [12/14/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8637

i find it hard to focus on school. my grades have slipped unfortunately but i really dont see much of a point anymore. I wanted to be an architect but im not sure if i'll be on this earth long enough to graduate HS anymore, which doesnt bother me much considerign i'd be graduating life in a way :P...i think that i probably need to get my act together and still do well in school but its extremely difficult when all these things are going on around me, all i want to do is go home and sit down in front of the comp and read rapture ready into the wee hours of the morning while reading my bible.

personally, i dont think i have a need for planning that far into the future given my stance on the end times which i cant say here because it would be date setting (i think, oh well), but for me i dont see a point, i know it would make me look stupid if none of the things that i think are going to happen happen and i end up living to be an old man, but even in that scenario i put my trust and my faith in God and i know he'll pull me through whatever challenges i encounter.

Basically no, i dont think we need long-term planning at this stage, maybe long term for other people, as a guide, but not for christians.

mocha, Rapture Ready 39 Comments [12/14/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8635

The funny thing is im not being Judgemental in anyway, besides stating the fact that people who can kill unborn children have no heart, thats fact not a judgement

Only God Can Judge Me Now, Myspace 11 Comments [12/14/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8634

disturbing vision I had last night about porn!!


Guys,

Last night I had a terrible dream/vision of what porn really is. It was very disturbing indeed. With God's grace I have abstained from porn for over 3 months now, and I thank Him every day for it.

I went to sleep at 3:30 am this morning and had a dream. In the dream I was on a computer and was surfing a porn website. I was searching through all the movies looking for one specific one I wanted. I would download one, fast forward through it to see if it was the one I wanted, then move on to the next.

I don't remember exactly what I was looking for, but I came across one that wasn't like the rest. It started out like a normal porn, then it began to shine of evil. The porn actors began to speak to me in the movie. They began to speak profanities and curses to me.

The evil escalated and immediately the porn movie turned into the most vile brew you could ever imagine. It was like flashes of demonic and disfigured creatures, if you took the scariest part of every scary movie ever made you might come close to what I saw.

I shut my eyes because this was not made for anyone to see, AND THE EVIL BURNED THROUGH MY ELELIDS. It was horrible, I couldn't do anything to stop from seeing the evil.

Then something truely strange happened. What was still a movie on my computer jumped out of the screen into my room. I could sense it's malice... it's intent was to destroy me. I began to cry out Jesus' name in desperation. I cried out over and over again.

As soon as I did this the evil lifted me up and shook me with incredible unseen force. It was like the force of riding a rollercoaster, so strong my eyes were too heavy even to control. I cried out for Jesus louder and louder and I was slammed down to the ground and left in a very weakened state.

I woke up at this point and it was 4:44 am. Bros this was more then a dream. I can tell the difference between nonsense dreams and dreams with meaning. This was reality. The grip of sin that lays in porn is STRONG. Don't allow it to overcome you.

I couldn't sleep for hours after this. I solemly cried until 6:00 am tears of joy that Jesus was there to protect me.

Don't fool yourselves. Satan DOES have power over this world. Many Christians discount Satan's power and it is a great mistake. Satan has power, but remember we are in this world but not of this world; greater is He who is within then he who is in the world.

Porn is a luxury no one can afford in this dying world.

sallystrothers, Christian Forums 55 Comments [12/14/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8630

the universe or "all of this" did have a cause. It didn't JUST exist. This argument from the skeptic (no need for a cause) is simply the result of not "thinking that deep" or "not thinking entirely".

PETE, Myspace 13 Comments [12/14/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8627

[From the Free Conservatives site, who whine about FSTDT copying their quotes]

hahahahaha, all we do is reprint dems statements word for word and they consider that an attack!!! what a bunch of miserable losers.

Eagle1, Free Conservatives 12 Comments [12/13/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8624

While driving today I saw something that made me think that we may be closer to going home that we realize. On the back of the car in front of me...


An Ithicus with the word Buddah inside it!


Here we have an ancient symbol of our faith wrapped around the name of a man whom millions worship as a god. Ironically, a man who taught that that were no such thing as gods. I have seen the Darwin fish before and gave it no account (who cares what evolutionists think) but this really bothered me.

My first urge was to rear-end him, but after a brief prayer I decided it was better to get in front of him and let him see my "Jesus-fish"!

Looks like another step on the road to a one-world theology...

Waiting4theKing, Rapture Ready 24 Comments [12/13/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8622

[Oddly speaking in the third-person, paragraph breaks added]

Words cannot describe the amount of hatred SpellJammer holds for liberals, he's always hated thier policies sense he was a child. (Not many children at six watch Rush Limbaugh, but SpellJammer did. And his mother was a democrat mind you..) But the constant abuse he took from family members, (Not mom or dad, they were good to SpellJammer, and they now consider themselves Republicans) the incompetance of thier leaders, and the disgusting display of inhummanity he has had to endure talking to them, has show them they are not people.

They rejected whatever morality they had when they uttered the words "morality is relative" and you ask them with full honosty, "If that is true, why would you be against being raped, murdered, and then peed on?" and in thier defence they can only display lashing out at you or getting some liberal-moderator to silence you. Liberals are in power, they are horrible sub-humans, and they sicken SpellJammer because they brainwash our children.

They're a plague, and the longer they exsistance, the more SpellJammer suffers. Every second he knows a liberal is not dead or atleast in alot of pain, is like a needle peircing at the back of his neck. SpellJammer was what you could consider a Christian when he was a boy, but as you can see in his profile now, that is no longer the case. The truth behind everything was revealed to SpellJammer throughout his childhood to adulthood, all was made clear, and he knew what had to be done. He's not going to discuss his religous values here, it's neither the time or the place. But SpellJammer does thank liberals for one thing, if not for them, he would've never been pushed to ascend into a faith that advocated thier destruction, and would probably not have become the strong-willed, innate leader that he is today. They created thier own worst enemy, but then, they wouldn't be the first ones..

SpellJammer, Christian Forums 57 Comments [12/13/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8619

[<a href="http://news.messages.yahoo.com/bbs?action=m&board=37138539&tid=nmenvironmentbirddc&sid=37138539&mid=409" target="_blank">First post</a>]

Satan didn't place the "fossils" there.

"Scientists" did, in the hope of gaining false-fame.

Unfortunately, it worked for them.


[<a href="http://news.messages.yahoo.com/bbs?action=m&board=37138539&tid=nmenvironmentbirddc&sid=37138539&mid=443" target="_blank">Second post</a>]

"Fossils" are carved from rock, or some are made of plaster.

I have even been told of one case where a skeleton was carved from old soap.

father_thomas_aquinas, Yahoo! Message Board 16 Comments [12/13/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8617

[To a theistic evolutionist]

I'm not saying you don't believe in God. I'm saying you're a bit misguided and you pretty much slap God and His creation in the face.

Saucy, Christian Forums 7 Comments [12/13/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8616

First of all - "universe" - from the ?Greek?...Uni means "one" or "singular". Verse means "spoken sentence". Universe = "In the beginning, God created...." Get it?

Timberwolf, Free Conservatives 30 Comments [12/13/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8613

Dinosaurs the truth.


Few of these animals lived after the great flood, human expansion finally did away with them.

But still there are descendants of these creatures today living in the Democratic Republic of Congo. One of these animals resembles the huge Diplodocus it has a long neck and tail but rarer is a full grown Diplodocus able to lift its neck 40 meters into the air. The male's have small spikes running from the back of the head to the tip of its tale. Referred to as the Mokele-Mbembe or the blocker of rivers.

The finding of this animal would destroy the theory of evolution.

I will dedicate my life to finding these giants and become a Cryptozoologist

Cell, Christian Forums 20 Comments [12/13/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8610

[Unwittingly portraying his own god as a psychopath]

<a href="http://www.oneimage.org/Images/pages/01cartoon182.htm" target="_blank">http://www.oneimage.org/Images/pages/01cartoon182.htm</a>

John Rule, Oracle Cartoons 25 Comments [12/12/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8603

Now the government wants to take "In God we trust" off our money which has been on our money since the founding of this country.

Heidi, 123 Christian Forums 26 Comments [12/12/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8601

[This poster is a creationist]

Nothing gets anywhere with these people. They are profoundly ignorant, serenely stupid, and irreverently condescending. They come to the discussion with barely a high school education and call people with college degrees uneducated. They make the most ignorant statements imaginable and then run around congratulating each other on their profundity. Not one of them can answer simple questions. Not one of them can think for themselves. Not one of them can muster an original thought.

Nutrider99, Free Conservatives 26 Comments [12/12/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8600

[on the murder of John Lennon]

I know I'm "far out" but he was an anti-American commie. Lennon needed killin'. He was single-handedly hurting America's effort in Vietnam and the world is better off without his politics.

Peachdiane, Free Conservatives 31 Comments [12/12/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8599

[on the murder of John Lennon]

If a liberal is shot dead in NY, does anyone really care?

If a tree falls in the woods, does the bear give a shit?

**** JL. Mark David Chapman [the man who <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_David_Chapman" target="_blank">John Lennon</a>] knew what he was doing.

FatherTime, Free Conservatives 13 Comments [12/12/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8594

[Scientifically refuting the Big Bang theory]

Well Science will tell us that from nothing, nothing comes. that is 0+0=0, and where would the + and = come from anyway.

rkbo, Christian Forums 20 Comments [12/12/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8591

I think we should kill all the christians/theists and invent a kind of morality that is beneficial to everyone.

Captain Howdy, Internet Infidels 24 Comments [12/11/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8590

Christianity makes perfect sense, there is not a single flaw. That is why I'm curious why you kids feel the constant need to try and prove something about it and yet never succeed.

NOCTVRNVS, Gaia Online 13 Comments [12/11/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8588

[Commenting on the death of Richard Pryor, 'It's like Christopher Reeve all over again.']

You mean the wacked New-Ager who wanted to grind up babys to make himself a new backbone???

PetroniusMaximus, Free Republic 10 Comments [12/11/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8587

1) New York City has 11 letters

2) Afghanistan has 11 letters.

3) Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin
Towers in 1993) has 11 letters.

4) George W Bush has 11 letters.

This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets more interesting:

1) New York is the 11th state.

2) The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight number
11.

3) Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. 9 + 2 = 11

4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers, was carrying 65 passengers.
6+5 = 11

5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now known. 9 + 1+ 1 = 11

6) The date is equal to the US emergency services telephone number
911. 9 + 1 + 1 = 11.

Sheer coincidence..?! Read on and make up your own mind:

1) The total number of victims inside all the hi-jacked planes was
254. 2 + 5 + 4 = 11.

2) September 11 is day number 254 of the calendar year. Again 2 + 5 + 4
= 11.

3) The Madrid bombing took place on 3/11/2004. 3 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 4 = 11.

4) The tragedy of Madrid happened 911 days after the Twin Towers
incident.

Now this is where things get totally eerie:

The most recognised symbol for the US, after the Stars & Stripes, is
the Eagle. The following verse is taken from the Quran, the Islamic
holy book:

"For it is written that a son of Arabia would awaken a fearsome Eagle.
The wrath of the Eagle would be felt throughout the lands of Allah and lo,
while some of the people trembled in despair still more rejoiced: for
the wrath of the Eagle cleansed the lands of Allah and there was
peace."

That verse is number 9.11 of the Quran. [Editors comment: See <a href="http://www.snopes.com/politics/war/quran.asp" target="_blank">Snopes.com - Quranic verse 9.11</a> for a debunking of this urban legend.]

Still uncovinced about all of this..?! Try this and see how you feel
afterwards, it made my hair stand on end:

Open Microsoft Word and do the following:

1. Type in capitals Q33 NY. This is the flight number of the first
plane to hit one of the Twin Towers.

2. Highlight the Q33 NY.

3. Change the font size to 48.

4. Change the actual font to the WINGDINGS

What do you think now?!!

°o.Opaki princessO.o°, Myspace 63 Comments [12/10/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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