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Quote# 113

One of my first experiences [in casting out demons] included a house that was occupied and had things move on their own in the house. It of course scared the people. Those people ask me over but had forgotten they were going to have guest visiting. (Family) They ask if I could still do 'it'. I said that what I was doing was spiritual and they wouldn't interfere.

<p>After using anointing oil and praying in the natural and in the spirit I stood in the street and took authority over the house and the property and commanded every demon in that space from the throne of heaven to the gates of hell to get out.

<p>A man in the house let out a yell and was slammed against a hall wall. He had been demonized. That demon left with the other(s). Now tyhat man was swept and clean; since he wasn't a Christian I dont know if the demon returned with others."

perlo, Bibleforums.org 7 Comments [6/21/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 112

do you really think that the Quran will be the religion of the world?..if so not in my lifetime, how? those crazy people blow themselves up for nothing and everyone knows it except them

mattlad22, Bibleforums.org 5 Comments [6/21/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 111

My 3 names (Malcolm Douglas Lambert) add up to 219. The planet Venus makes one complete rotation in 243 days and the planet is retrograde, which means that it's rotation is opposite in comparison to earth, and relatively speaking it is upside down (because the sun rises in the west instead of the east, in relative orientation to our earth. So hypothetically speaking, if you were to stand at the equator of Venus and orient yourself so that south becomes north, the sun would rise in the east and Earth would be upside down. This technically makes Venus an "upside down star" for all intents and purposes)

<p>I have been studying a thing called "Publius Enigma" which involves the band Pink Floyd. They came out with the album called "The Division Bell" in 1994 and an 8 month tour which began in March.

<p>The tour actually began, I discovered, on my birthday which is March 16, at Norton Airforce Base in San Bernardino California for the very first rehearsal of the tour. On October 20, 1994 Pink Floyd's management recorded a video for the tour at Earl's Court, London, England, which they called P*U*L*S*E (which was also made into a live album). This was a total of 219 days, which is also the number that my 3 names add up to.

mmddll, Bibleforums.org 29 Comments [6/21/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 108

[DoctorDoom informs me that this post is an adaptation of <a href="http://www.theinquirer.net/?article=123" target="_blank">this</a> article]

<p>Harebrain, Were you born stupid, or are you working on an advanced degree? You're the quintessence, the very embodiment of stupid. Rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid it goes far beyond the stupid we know into a different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Supernova stupid.

<p>Nothing in our universe can be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original Big Bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. A stupid so concentrated that were you to vanish, the average IQ in America would go up fifty points. Stupid to the power of infinity cubed. Lobotomized chicken stupid. A stupid so fundamental that physicists have declared it a new element called Stupidium.

<p>Congratulations! The Board of Directors has decided to name the new International Museum of Stupidity after you.

DoctorDoom, Free Conservatives 19 Comments [6/20/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 107

[Commenting after he and several others crucify and murder a schizophrenic nun]

I don't understand why journalists are making such a fuss about this.

Father Daniel, BBC News 19 Comments [6/20/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 105

Another question: presuming you're saved, you donate an organ to someone that isn't saved, and the Rapture occurs, what happens to the organ? Would it go with you, or stay with the new person?

Ladybug, Rapture Ready 30 Comments [6/18/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 104

I know that much of the destruction from the Tsunami occured where sexual perversion with children was/is rampant. Selling children for sex and making pornography with children was huge there.

<p>I always wonder when Las Vegas will be swallowed up in an earthquake

Devoted Servant, Rapture Ready 2 Comments [6/18/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 103

[Thread title "The Earth Reacts to Sexual Perversion"]

<p>I have always believed it to be so, yet so many times when the thought was brought up of violent storms, floods, hurricanes, tornadoes, earthquakes and etc it has been dismissed as things continuing as they always have. However I came across a passage of scripture that I believe shows that God actually programmed or created the earth with a built in mechanism to destroy the inhabitants of a region if they continued in vile sexual perversion.

BHiles, Rapture Ready 7 Comments [6/17/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 102

It's a known fact that Hitler was a follower of Alleister Crowley. Crowley bragged about being the most wickedest man in the world and had 666 written on his forehead. If you don't want to beleive that Hitler was a satanist, I won't go on debating with you about it. You can research that and find that to be true, but it's up to you if you wish to believe that.

the J Man, Bibleforums.org 16 Comments [6/17/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 101

It [stem-cell research] is the culture of death. The secular humanist left is only interested in maintaining the right to murder babies. Anything that seems to help their cause is acceptable to them because there is no fear of God before their eyes.

The Deacon, Evolution Fairytale Forum 8 Comments [6/17/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 100

a time of war, when Jesus returns {2and Coming} ............ Do you think he is going to turn the other Cheek.........I DON'T THINK SO! his vesture will be dipped in his enemies BLOOD! He is returning to rid the world of evil.....with a vengeance......How do you think he is going to do this? Preach!? Nope, he is going to "war" with them. And they will be dead and gone!

<p>War. A terrible last resort! but at times it must be Done.............The Bible says there is a time for WAR!

Ecclesiastes 3:8
A time to love, and a time to hate; a time of war, and a time of peace.

kkev, Rapture Ready 7 Comments [6/17/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 99

Well they said she was indeed in a persistant vegetative state.

<p>But I don't trust "science" anyways. That or the coroner was paid off by Schiavo himself.

chrisnorton, Sean Hannity Discussion Forum 11 Comments [6/16/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 98

I hope every as*hole who went along with dehydrating and starving Terri to death suffers a painful death by natural causes [skull and crossbones]

Wolfcounsel, Free Conservatives 11 Comments [6/16/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 97

[Replying to <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2005/HEALTH/06/15/schiavo.autopsy.ap/index.html">results of Terri Schiavo's autopsy</a>]

<p>first of all as a Christian, i beleieve in miracles. they can and do happen. second of all, i don't for a minute believe the words of the crooked socialist medical examiner. just by reading the report it's obvious that he clearly has an agenda.

BarryG, Free Conservatives 9 Comments [6/16/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 96

Unfortunately, homosexuals are politically correct darlings of the loony left. The libs have served their satanic master faithfully in their quest to make it a criminal offense to bring God's word to homosexuals even as they glorify and normalize the sin. Thus, not only are they shamelessly lied to by those who pretend to care about them, but they are prevented from hearing from those who actually DO care. And this is good?

DoctorDoom, Free Conservatives 3 Comments [6/15/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 95

If I had a buck for every time some queer-lover spouted that exact same 'argument' [about us being closet homosexuals], I'd buy the country and deport the lot of them. Maybe they can find a track of land, called it Fagovia, and sing 'Homo On The Range' as their anthem.

DoctorDoom, Free Conservatives 23 Comments [6/15/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 94

Try to make some good choices in your life Yessum......remember every choice you make has it's own set of consequences.....so choose carefully and I pray you get over your confusion of which sex you choose to be with.

Human_Error, Free Conservatives 6 Comments [6/15/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 93

The buzz just doesn't last long does it? When you continue to reach out for things to numb you or continue to have sex with anybody, its just a sure sign you are desperately seeking love, but I guess if you have sex with both sexes your chances of getting loved more by more is what you think you are getting, but giving yourself away like that is not ever going to get you anything that last any longer than that short buzz you are off getting now.

Human_Error, Free Conservatives 5 Comments [6/15/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 92

Christianity is evil?

<p>Christians don't go around reaming each other in the a$$!

Pendragon_6, Free Conservatives 12 Comments [6/15/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 91

[Going on vacation to] Amsterdam? That's good... You'll be with like-minded people... You can sit around with the whores smokin all the legal pot you want and indulge in your own self-importance by running down America... Have fun... Dont come back...

Lazarus, Free Conservatives 7 Comments [6/15/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 90

So now they are advertising AIDS-prohibiting pills... 'Take your Anti-AIDS vitamins every morning before you Rump Rangers saddle up...'

<p>All their magic pills will not make the wrath of God go away...

Lazarus, Free Conservatives 8 Comments [6/15/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 89

Homosexualism as a lifestyle is nothing but decadence and sexual deviancy... The more one looks into it, the more one understands how destructive it is to the cultural fabric of a nation, and the more one understands why God visited such a definitive action on Sodom and Gomorrah... It is one the greatest attacks that Satan ever devised against the institutions established by God...

Lazarus, Free Conservatives 4 Comments [6/15/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 88

[On Anne Rice's novel about Jesus Christ]

<p>...people read or hear bits & pieces & accept it as "gospel truth" -- & it's just made up...it plants bad seed & confuses the gullible. Then - true horrors - Hollywood will make a movie from it!!!!!

chuckrsooz, Rapture Ready 14 Comments [6/14/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 86

[Referring to polygamous Morman sect]

<p>What a bunch of loonies....

LDinthewoods, Rapture Ready 5 Comments [6/14/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 85

So, would you say they are lying about finding what is shown in those pictures [of frozen dragons]? Seems alot of trouble to do something like that. Guess it must have to do with realitivism, where you create your own reality and decide whether it's real or not.

Admin3, Evolution Fairytale Forum 4 Comments [6/12/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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