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Quote# 84

[After being informed the documentary was fictional]

<p>So, is animal planet into making hoaxs? And then take three years to do it? Looks like they went to a lot of trouble, or maybe they just did not want to get into any arguements with scientists would be bent on proving it wrong.

Admin3, Evolution Fairytale Forum 2 Comments [6/12/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 83

[Fundie mistaking the fictional documentary "Dragons: A Fantasy Made Real" as legitimate]

<p>If you want real proof that evolution is a fairytale, then watch Dragons on the discovery channel.

<p><a href="http://animal.discovery.com/convergence/dragons/dragons.html" target="_blank">http://animal.discovery.com/convergence/dragons/dragons.html</a>

<p>I watched the better part of it a week or so ago. It was a very elaborate story based on evolutionary ideology, and dragon myths. To be honest, if I didn't know better, I would have thought that the wonderful just-so-stories about the dragons came from our evolutionist defenders of the faith that frequent this web site.... [smiley] There really was no difference......

92g, Evolution Fairytale Forum 10 Comments [6/12/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 82

Here are the points why i think evolution cannot be true: [...]

<p>everyone can probably say that humans do have "souls" unlike any other animals. Evolution cannot develop "souls", which means they would either have to conclude all living things have souls, or nothing has souls. Personally, i think we do have souls. We do feel love, we do get bored, we do get entertained, we feel sympathy, we feel pain, we have hopes, friendship unlike any other animals.

evolution_false, Evolution Fairytale Forum 21 Comments [6/12/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 78

[Subject is ads with men in non-traditional roles]

<p>But you've got to wonder what's going through advertisers heads these days. Ugh those Bounty commercials really make me want to [hurl].

<p>This guy is cooking and/or cleaning and even though it talks about a Mrs. - it suggests something else to me. And they really are suggestive IMHO. Mabe I'm just imagining it.

<p>What kind of audience are these commercial playing to anyway?

Blessedx4, Rapture Ready 10 Comments [6/11/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 77

T Rex's gum depth was unstutible for ripping tough flesh.
He was probably a floor scavenging vegetarian, using his small arms to grasp pumpkin like fruits.

Nasa, CreationTalk 21 Comments [6/9/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 76

[Replying to an atheist's words "I shouldn't have to make a religious affirmation I don't believe in. Since the government represents me as much as it represents a Christian, all points of view need to be accomodated by favoring none".]

<p>As a patriotic, God-fearing American, I really don't care what you or any other atheist might be opposed to, nor what you believe. We've kissed the asses of the whining microminority of heathens for way too long.

<p>You have every right to complain, and we in turn have every right to ignore you.

DoctorDoom, Free Conservatives 11 Comments [6/8/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 73

[Replying to "Can you imagine the repercussions if they were to say [that nobody cares about Koran mishandling]? All 2 billion Mooslums would rise up against every American on the planet."]

<p>That would be great, then we could legitimately go to war against Islam and nuke 'em.

blue_johnson, Free Conservatives 6 Comments [6/8/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 70

[Replying to article titled <a href="http://www.gopusa.com/commentary/dpatton/2005/dp_06061.shtml" target="_blank">Ask Me if I Care About 'Mishandling' of Koran</a>]

<p>I understand why our politicians can't express their true feelings on this topic. Can you imagine the repercussions if they were to say this [that nobody cares about the Koran mishandling]? All 2 billion Mooslums would rise up against every American on the planet. Come on guys. Think.


Warlady, Free Conservatives 9 Comments [6/8/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 75

How sick and evil. I don't care what the reason is for these pictures, they are disgusting and sick. How dare they put this vile stuff in a book and call it the Bible. I don't want to be the one before the Lord explaining that one. Obviously this person does not have the fear of the Lord in him!!!!!

Revelation Sky, Rapture Ready 4 Comments [6/7/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 74

[Person not understanding the fact that the pictures they're objectioning to from the "<a href="http://www.thebricktestament.com" target="_blank">Brick Testament</a>" parody site are just illustrations of what their own bible talks about.]

<p>My daughter sent me this email saying "best site ever"...she had bought the series for a Christian friend and her little girl...hmmm [...]

<p>[Links to a scenes depicting bestiality, sexual discharges, and homosexuality]

<p>I won't go on. I emailed my daughter back...I mean REALLY! ABOMINATION! What ever my daughter bought for her Christian friend I hope it didn't have this in it! When I noticed the "ratings"...I thought at first it meant that that part of the bible dealt with sexual topics, language, etc. NOT THAT IT WAS GRAPHIC WARNINGS IN A CHILDRENS BIBILE SERIES!!!

<p>Come Lord Jesus before the innocent children are tainted even further. They need you Jesus, we are a corrupt, depraved and sinful generation. For YOUR names sake, return and restore all things! Amen

lhahn1999, Rapture Ready 11 Comments [6/7/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 72

That resonates with every Christian who grieves over the muzzie harassment, oppression, torture and murder of fellow Christians. To hell with the Koran/Quran/Qur'an — that's where it originated. And to hell with the barbarians who behave like stone-age savages at the behest of that vile book from the twisted mind of a demented pedophile.

<p>You want to see "mishandling" of your demonic book, muzzies? Give me a copy and watch in horror as I apply its pages to the only place where they are of some small value.

DoctorDoom, Free Conservatives 5 Comments [6/7/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 71

I pass a mosque every day to and from work and recently I have been thinking about buying a bunch of korans and burning them, crapping on them (pig crap) or otherwise defacing their evil book.

tacitus, Free Conservatives 24 Comments [6/7/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 69

Dinosaurs - the largest cover-up ever in Natural History - Worldwide exclusive news

<p>From Hoax to Cover-up
Phase 1 of evolution theory, the Piltdown Man phase: the main technique used to fool people was planting hoaxes.
Phase 2 of evolution theory, the Dinosaur phase: the main task is to cover-up REAL findings.

<p>Reversed Profession - Burying instead of Digging Out Dinosaur Fossils
Today the main purpose of people working in the illuminati payroll digging out in the field (palaeontologists, etc) is to cover-up scores of findings concerning dinosaurs.
Each of these findings is sufficient to expose immediately evolution theory as a lie, even to a six year old child. [...]

<p>Hints
- the cover-up is not about coexisisting humans and dinosaurs - because there´s nothing to cover-up in that area.
- the most immediate reason is to cover-up the REAL reason for the extinction of the dinosaurs.

MattMarriott, Christian Forums 15 Comments [6/6/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 68

[Replying to a claim that God is never criticized for murder]

<p>God can justly kill anybody, sorry but such is the reality.

jason, Theology Web 5 Comments [6/6/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 67

[Replying to the question why it's ok for god to kill babies yet xians go nuts when doctors do it]

<p>You are assuming God has no right to do with his creations as he sees fit.

<p>But that is false. God kills everyone, but nobody complains about that. It is his perogative to do with his creation as he sees fit.

<p>Man butchering the unborn, something that is not his creation, is not a priveledge that man has.

jason, Theology Web 11 Comments [6/6/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 66

Just wanted to point something out... <a href="http://www.religioustolerance.org" target="_blank">www.religioustolerance.org</a> is a site that I have looked into before. If you think that the site gives credence to your views, I would suggest that you might wish to pick a less anti-Christian site next time.

ChristianCenturion, Christian Forums 5 Comments [6/6/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 65

Christianity isn't like your Wiccan/Pagan religion where the teachings range all over the place and the word Pagan or Wiccan really doesn't describe much at all

ChristianCenturion, Christian Forums 1 Comments [6/6/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 64

I don't know when the Great Commission was ruled unconstitutional, but that's when Christians lost their right to freely practice our "religion."

talitha, Christian Forums 3 Comments [6/6/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 63

A child brought up in a turmoil of adults telling him/her opposing 'this is true' [Wicca and Christianity] only increases moral relativism. Its not too far a step from there to justify whatever deviant behavior the child wishes to do.

ChristianCenturion, Christian Forums 1 Comments [6/6/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 62

I do not necessarily agree with the law of the land. If I were in the judge's position, I would be likely to render a similar decision - which is why I am unlikely to be appointed as a judge. Personally, I believe this country needs far more JESUS and far less tolerance of disrespect of Him

talitha, Christian Forums 5 Comments [6/6/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 61

[Replying to a story in which a <a href="http://www.indystar.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20050526/NEWS01/505260481">judge rules parents may not expose son to Wicca beliefs</a>]

<p>Well, it's not politically correct, but I believe that the only god deserving of praise and worship is MY God. I think other gods are at best figments of men's imaginations. I think worshiping other gods is dangerous, particularly in terms of eternal destiny. I wouldn't wish that on anyone, particularly a child. It makes me angry to see children exposed to such lies.

talitha, Christian Forums 5 Comments [6/6/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 60

i noticed you didn't tack 'christian' onto the term 'fundie,' this leaves its meaning open to interpretation. you see, christians consider some atheists fundies. turnabout is fair play, is it not?

<p>i'd consider the atheist who filed suit in florida a fundie athiest. all atheists are fundies in my book. how u like 'dem apples?

Riddick, JREF Forums 13 Comments [6/4/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 59

Dude, erosion REMOVES sediment. It doesn't deposite sediment. The layers of sediment in the Grand Canyon were there BEFORE the water carved through them.

<p>Can you get your babysitter to help you with this?

Nutrider99, Free Conservatives 22 Comments [6/4/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 58

So, NR, are you having fun with these braindead Darwinian religionists? If the fools want to believe that their ancestors were slime, what the hell? They know their family trees better than we do.

<p>The fact that their "science" is right out of Hollywood B-movies never affected them before, and it won't now. I gave up on the ETBs several months ago. It was like trying to hold a discussion with a flock of parrots. They are mantra-chanting dogmatists, and they are immune to logic and reason.

<p>Their "science" is doomed despite their use of the law and the courts to silence its critics and to force the schools to indoctrinate students in their pseudoscientific piffle. REAL science will be their undoing. The fanciful myths of a 19th-century atheist's brainfart cannot forever prevail.

<p>Good luck with the fools, dude.

DoctorDoom, Free Conservatives 18 Comments [6/3/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 57

The "Nobel" peace prize committee and scientific journals are obviously anti-Christian or non-Christian, no?

john crawford, Christian Forums 9 Comments [6/3/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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