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Quote# 1687

why would God not use Ouija Boards to spread His word? A friend of mine once asked it if God was real and He was Jesus. It literally flew to "Yes" and now she is a Born-Again Christian (not nessessarily just for that reason, but I know it helped) . I don't see how that is Satanic or occultic.

Marut, Christian Forums 13 Comments [7/24/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1686

[Replying to comment quoted from <a href="http://skepdic.com/ouija.html" target="_blank">Skepdic.com - Ouija Boards</a>, 'If you want to prove it to yourself, follow the advice of that same site: "simply try it blindfolded for some time, having an innocent bystander take notes on what letters are selected. Usually, the result will be unintelligible nonsense."']

Uh-huh. What if no one is touching it and it is giving you answers.

WesWoodell, Christian Forums 7 Comments [7/24/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1685

There are various forms of possession, doing a ouja board once can(not just a can, will) get you possessed to a very small degree, the mroe you do them, the more possessed you get. The demons wont necessarily let you know your possessed at first

Shizzle, Christian Forums 11 Comments [7/24/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1684

['Are pendulums evil?']

they are wicked...form of devil that lies to ya know.?

they possesse ya very quicky

koban4max, Christian Forums 15 Comments [7/24/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1683

People think it's just a game and they don't take it serious. Well as someone who's been down that road, I can tell you it's more than a game, it's a trap set by the enemy to lure you and your spirit into abomination. If you dabble in the occult, you leave yourself open to demonic oppression. No, I'm not saying that it can only be dabbled with using a tangible vehicle like the card/boards. It's a matter of who and what are you placing your faith in.

DIVA_for_Christ, Christian Forums 5 Comments [7/24/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1682

Very I'm a die-hard Creationist who happily admits to your so called 'intellectual laziness' and who is -very- proud of it (considering what you meant by that phrase) Isn't it amazing though, according to all of you (or at least the evolutionists that I've talked to in the past) we should all be getting smarter, yet even the most brilliant today don't know how they built the pyramids or stonehedge without our fantasic modern equipment.. they're not even sure how the pyramids were built, period! And yet we're all so very intellectual and smart! Survival of the fittest at work, yes indeedy.

AmericanGirl, Christian Forums 21 Comments [7/24/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1681

[Replying to 'I still don't think you're in favour of stoning adulterers']

I would be in the biblical context in ancient Israel's situation and given the problems it would cause to the whole community.

jason, Theology Web 3 Comments [7/23/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1680

Who would spend money establishing websites only for the purpose of dicrediting others? Perhaps those whose cover ups are threatened, or who aim to keep knowledge from people for purposes of control or for advantage of a head start in new tech.

Most americans don't have extra cash sitting around to start sites with. To be sure, IF there is a Planet X coming to shake the powers of the heavens (Luke 21:26), govs will do anything to keep it secret, including lie, character assassinate, and kill.

I noticed that site debunks Planet X. Links I've checked claiming to have coordinates for Planet X are unaccessable when I try them. Dr Harrington verified the existence of Planet X on the tv show "In Search Of"/Ultimate Disaster, hosted by Leonard Nimoy, in 1973! DR Harrington died untimely (unless you're with the cover up), and he was at the time with the US Naval Observatory. I'm not saying I can offer other proof, but here's sites related anyhow; planetxinbound.com and xplanet.com and planetxvideo.com.

John16:2, Christian Forums 2 Comments [7/23/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1679

True Christians are required to believe the angels of the Bible are real. Angels heal people in John 5, and arrest the evilest in Matthew 13:49-50. The Lord returns with his mighty angels in 2 Thessalonians 1:7-9, taking vengeance.

Zechariah 5; a flying roll in the sky reported. A pillar of fire in the sky led Moses & Hebrews from Egypt. Ezekiel 1 deals with flying objects. Elijah & Jeshua both taken into the sky. So UFOs ARE CONNECTED IN THE BIBLE TO ANGELS!

John16:2, Christian Forums 4 Comments [7/23/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1678

What the poll [<a href="http://www.angus-reid.com/polls/index.cfm/fuseaction/viewItem/itemID/8015" target="_blank">this one</a>] indicates is that Americans are still better consumers than the rest of the world, and significantly better at weeding out defective products (like the theory of evolution) than the rest of the world is. The rest of the world obviously has some catching up to do in that area.

medved, Free Conservatives 15 Comments [7/23/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1677

There were no "Egyptians" until after the fall of the Tower of Babel... There was but one people because everyone shared the same language.

LittleNipper, Christian Forums 5 Comments [7/22/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1676

[On the merits of science in schools]

Are you saying to substitute our young-earth origins with untrue theories in school just because the theories are scientific and give upcoming scientists a stable ground to practice scientific methods on? Shouldn't students be taught truth over science?

Buho, Christian Forums 17 Comments [7/22/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1675

['But if the water didn't come "shooting from the crust" until after the flood ... there really is no way there was enough water for a global flood.']

There is if there was an ice canopy.

GodsSamus, Christian Forums 15 Comments [7/22/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1674

[On how, after the Flood, all those millions of animals returned back to their respective homes.]

He had 2 of every animal. That's a good question. However, I bet the oceans didn't appear until after the Flood. So they hopped, walked, crawled, or whatever they did. I think the oceans were created when the water came shooting from the crust.

GodsSamus, Christian Forums 16 Comments [7/22/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1673

['If you can prove that magic exists I know someone that will pay you 2 million dollars to do so.']

Meh Randi [<a href="http://www.randi.org" target="_blank">this guy</a>] is so much of a secptict even if a the devil himself kicked him in the "buttock" he wouldn't believe it.

Toboe, Christian Forums 1 Comments [7/22/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1672

['Is being gay always wrong?']

there ar some Religions that actually approved them - rare and not Christainity until lately when the Gay Pagans seem to have taken over.
I think it could be right for Islam. Unfortunatley they kill practicing homosexuals so the only release they have is to become suicide bombers. Better I say they stick to spreading AIDS - pretty harmless to decent people, but Islamic bombs can kill anyone.

biochemrex, Christian Forums 6 Comments [7/22/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1671

HA! You just don't want your RELIGION exposed because then you'd have to admit that God DOES exist. Therefore, you want Evolutionism to be a fact. Bad news. It's not even a valid scientific hypothesis.

GodsSamus, Christian Forums 4 Comments [7/22/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1670

[Replying to why God and Evolution don't go together]

Because God clearly says man caused death, but your religion says death caused man by way of goo-to-you-by-way-of-the-zoo Evolution.

GodsSamus, Christian Forums 6 Comments [7/22/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1669

God has touched people in so many different ways that it is going to frustrate and perplex anyone who tries to put a box around it. I know of some people who were stopped by cops because they got carried away praying in tongues while they were driving and weren't paying full attention to the road.

antitox, Rapture Ready 22 Comments [7/22/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1666

[on Osama Bin Laden] Don't you think if he really survived he would loudly prove the mighty Satan cannot kill him. That would really stir up the faithfull. It hasn't happened and it won't. He's got a job now keeping the fires of heel stoked.

Keith58, Rapture Ready 8 Comments [7/22/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1665

IOW, for someone to alter your car [Rip off a Darwin fish and leave a "Jesus Saves!!!" flier] with the exact opposite of what you believe is the truth rightfully makes you boil with anger.

Now you know how God feels as Darwinists did the exact same to Him: assert science falsifies sudden creation/Him.

Ed Vidence, Christian Forums 7 Comments [7/22/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1664

I can't tell you how many times I've heard MORONS say that the only reason we don't fall into lock step with the LIE of evolution is that we don't understand the theory. The fact is that the only way you BELIEVE in evolution is if you don't understand the theory.

Let me say this clearly and distinctly. If you think that every living thing that exists on this earth came about because of chance mutations from one magical cell that magically appeared on a planet that came into existence by a magical "big bang" using a process that doesn't exist in nature from materials that could not have been created and which could not have existed eternally, you are an IDIOT!!!

Is that clear enough?

I'm 42 years old. I've listened to one MORON after another spew his asinine versions on discredited science for years. I UNDERSTAND your lie, I simply REJECT your lie. No go crawl up an ape's rectum and evolve!

Nutrider99, Free Conservatives 18 Comments [7/21/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1663

I have come to the conclusion that anyone who believes in evolution is fundamentally an idiot.

Evo's are about as capable of original thought as your average Cocker Spaniel, only nowhere near as lovable. Take away the prepackaged lies at talkorigins.org and what do you have? Blustering punks who hate God and pretend that they are the masterminds of the universe.

Apes do not hold antipathy toward their Creator. Evos do not prove evolution, but de-evolution. They have spiraled backward in development to a sub-primate level. No wonder they look with reverence to animals which sniff each others asses and claim kinship.

Nutrider99, Free Conservatives 22 Comments [7/21/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1661

Yes. I'm one of them and take pride in it, because I've seen and heard the facts announced in the news.

Daniel 12 says "The wise shall understand."

It's not coincidental. The guy who did that website is not even a christian. He SAYS IT!

But there is stronger evidence of global government. Look at the tower of Babel - er ...I mean the European Parliamentary building in Strasburg, France.
Here <a href="http://www.cremationofcare.com/illu_sym_babel.htm" target="_blank">http://www.cremationofcare.com/illu_sym_babel.htm</a>

Isn't it identical? Compare the painting with the structure. There is a conspiracy buddy!

gilgalbiblewheel, Bibleforums.org 2 Comments [7/21/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 1660

<a href="http://www.cremationofcare.com/illu_sym_666.htm" target="_blank">http://www.cremationofcare.com/illu_sym_666.htm</a>

It is interesting that companies like coca-cola, pepsi-cola, walt-disney...have 666. "no man may buy or sell save he that hath the mark". What do you think?

gilgalbiblewheel, Bibleforums.org 2 Comments [7/21/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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