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Quote# 7672

[On the anti-Christ]

I beleive that he will be a person but i know ppl who think he is the catholic church they do have evidence but i beileve it is gonna be the pope have have read so many articles about him being the the ant christ i beileve he is and will use the cathlic church

reg, Christian Forums 1 Comments [8/29/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7671

When we were hit by 3 hurricanes last year, I didn't think God was directly judging us for anything, rather I saw it as HIM preparing us for what we are getting ready to take others through. [...]

When all of our trees fell on the guy's house next door did we judge them? When a glass dish was carefully set on my roof, did I see that as a sign from God (YES) that HE is in complete control? Now I know we can be at peace knowing that HE can calm the storm and take us where HE needs to take us.

Praying for those who are about to experience this storms fury and that they are conversing with Jesus Christ. Everyone who does not know HIM needs to cry out to him, or this storm will toss them about until God gets their attention.

architectlink, Rapture Ready 3 Comments [8/29/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7670

[Showing right here how useless prayer is...and even when it fails, they'll still have faith]

FOX news is reporting that once the winds reach 50 mph, police and other emergency personell will stop trying to help people.

Dearest Heavenly Father, we pray first for your good and perfect will on earth as it is in heaven, and second for the safety of those in Katrina's path (if it is within Your will). [emphasis added]

Servant, Rapture Ready 8 Comments [8/29/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7669

[Showing he totally missed the point of <a href="http://home.entouch.net/dmd/mortonsdemon.htm" target="_blank">a christian evolutionists article</a>.]

Morton's <u>Demon</u> is ... a descriptive term. Such a demon does, in fact, exist - you'll get no argument from me on that. What I will argue very strongly is that you wish to attach that demon to YECs without realizing that your compadres (Naturalists) have owned almost exclusive rights to the demon since day one. In fact, Satan owns the Patent on your demon and Naturalists have purchased a licensing agreement for use of that Patent. Your desire to attach that demon primarily to YECs is ... ignorance and despicability all rolled up into one.

I pray that I'm wrong, gr, but I sense that you are one small baby-step away from <u>voluntarily</u> removing the cross from under your name. One or two "key findings" by Naturalists, I believe, might do the trick for you.

Jorge, Theology Web 4 Comments [8/29/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7668

[On touching yourself at night]

Apprently the infernos of Hell don't scare you.

Keep your hands off your body.

Chosen One, Christian Forums 47 Comments [8/28/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7667

Dr. Gerardus Bouw shows that a world government micromanaging the affairs of men cannot help but collapse upon itself with a maximum probability of 37% destruction. This follows from the second law of thermodynamics.

Geocentricity, Geocentricity.com 11 Comments [8/28/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7666

A somewhat typical report from so-called science. Scientists simply refuse to believe in anything unless there is proof. How sad.

Paul, BBC News 25 Comments [8/28/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7665

Those living in areas which drifted southward became dark skinned, and those which drifted North became fair skinned.

The people who drifted into far northern climes became darker not because of the sun, but because of their exposure to wind and the reflection of the sun off snow fields. I have lived in West Texas and know that people can get windburn from long exposure to strong winds.

Rolf Ernst, Christian Forums 9 Comments [8/28/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7664

The theory of molecule to man evolution is a stronghold of satan, a lie designed to destroy the foundation of the bible.

evo81, Christian Guitar Resources 7 Comments [8/28/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7663

The fact is that women electively terminate pregnancies at 9 months.

OldRegular, BaptistBoard 11 Comments [8/28/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7662

There are generational curses. Homosexuality is one. These people are born with a genetic disposition for the same-sex lifestyle, just as a drug addict or alcoholic are born with. Demons come in and affect the human genes. When they say they were born that way, they are correct. And once they engage in that act, they open themselves up to that demon becoming active, then from that moment on, they have no choice in which way to be. The desire or pull into living that lifestyle, becomes so strong, that they cannot resist it. And even if they try, the result will be giving in or suicide.

peacefulwisdom, Bibleforums.org 6 Comments [8/28/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7661

Too many "Christians" think a more literal interpretation chases away believers. My gut feeling is that it actually separates the sheep from the goats and the wheat from the tares...

LittleNipper, Christian Forums 5 Comments [8/28/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7660

whenever someone posts something that illustrates an absurdity of the religion of evolution, you ignore the facts and attack the author. [...]

When the Bible states that "The fool hath said in his heart, 'there is no God,'" it wasn't kidding.

Nutrider99, Free Conservatives 6 Comments [8/27/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7659

I was using the ludicrous (my dog to pig, fish to birds) analogies to show the ludicrousness of what evolution states.

Timberwolf, Free Conservatives 8 Comments [8/27/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7658

...not to mention the miraculous transformation of viruses into fungi and fungi into mammals....

Timberwolf, Free Conservatives 7 Comments [8/27/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7657

[On the evidence for evolution]

We have MOUNDS of fossilized evidences of dogs becoming pigs, fish becoming birds, and toasters becoming microwave ovens.

Timberwolf, Free Conservatives 13 Comments [8/27/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7656

[Blissfully unaware of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Communist_Czechoslovakia" target="_blank">the communist history of Czechoslovakia</a>.]

I speak Russian well enough to have heard and read all about the "heart of communism"; if the furthest east you ever got was Czechoslovakia, you never saw it.

medved, Free Conservatives 3 Comments [8/27/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7655

Problem is, we've got two utterly false religions abroad in the world right now, i.e. I-slam and evolutionism.

Here's the difference:

A Christian can be an asshole, but he has to be in violation of the major tenets of his religion to do so.

An evolutionist has no system of religion or ethics other than what he makes up for himself. He can be an asshole or a saint at his own discression without fear of consequences. [...]

A slammite has to be in violation of the major tenets of HIS religion in order NOT to be an asshole.

medved, Free Conservatives 10 Comments [8/27/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7654

['I am a <font color="red">deist</font>, because I don't know god, and don't believe that anyone else knows either.']

I think the word you're looking for is <font color="red">asshole</font>...

medved, Free Conservatives 9 Comments [8/27/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7653

There's no such thing as being an evolutionist and a Christian at the same time any more than there is being a Christian and a Nazi at the same time.

medved, Free Conservatives 33 Comments [8/27/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7652

Definition of a "Theistic Evolutionist:"
1. One who believes in God but not in His word.
2. One who doesn't believe anything God said but believes He must exist because there is no possible way the universe could invent itself.
3. One who doesn't understand evolution or God, but who wants to go to Heaven without wasting his time reading the Bible.
4. One who believes in the goodness of God but couldn't recognize evil if he were drowning in it.
5. A self deluded person who believes truth and lies can co-exist.
6. A warm weather Christian who buckles under when others lie about creation, thinking that if those who are smarter than he believe it it must be true.
7. An agnostic who pretends to be a religious to impress his neighbors.

The only way to believe in both the Word of God and evolution is to have a firm understanding of neither.

Nutrider99, Free Conservatives 7 Comments [8/27/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7122

[regarding anti-war protester Cindy Sheehan]

The dizzy bitch is seriously being called Mother Sheehan by the long-haired, unwashed, unshaven, lice-infested "peace" pukes. The gene pool is in desperate need of chlorination.

DoctorDoom, Free Conservatives 8 Comments [8/27/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7121

God is not mocked. We are to reverance and homor our Lord. Making fun of God is outright blaspheme and disrespectful to Him and He doesn't just sit back and laugh with it like I see many christians doing. God is a Holy God and deserves our reverance and honor, if we are reverancing Him and honoring Him, why would we want to watch T.V. shows and moives that make fun of Him?

the J Man, Bibleforums.org 6 Comments [8/26/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7120

['Of course it (the Earth) is perfect for sustaining life. If it wasn't, then I wouldn't be here typing to you from Earth. I would be typing this to you from a planet that was perfect by virtue of its properties.']

So the Big Bang randomly causes all the galaxies, solor systems and planets to be in perfect position so that it will not collapse!

Karma2Grace, 123 Christian Forums 11 Comments [8/26/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7119

Mars has never mint to be inhabited, so don't even go there.

Lewis W, 123 Christian Forums 23 Comments [8/26/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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