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Quote# 7677

Every evolutionist should be barred from any laboratory or educational institution. Let them return to their cauldrons and incantations!

Rolf Ernst, Christian Forums 19 Comments [8/29/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7678

How can man be descending and evolving at the same time? Which is it?It appears that Darwin can't make a statment without contradicting himself.

Heidi, 123 Christian Forums 17 Comments [8/29/2005 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6
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Quote# 7680

Tom Brokaw, anchorman for NBC News, showed a film of the shoreline of the ocean etched into the Himalayas about 10,000 feet above sea level, in about 1995.
The news media is pro-Atheism, and so, this has been suppressed, and never repeated or enlarged upon.

hoaryhead, EvC Forum 7 Comments [8/29/2005 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6
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Quote# 7681

God never answers a prayer that is against his will. If I pray that some hot guy would ring my doorbell today so I could have an affair (which I would never pray, but this is just an example) he wouldn't answer that because it would be bad for me. Similarly, if God was sending the hurricane to bring people closer to him, he would bring the storm with full severity no matter what we prayed. Perhaps he is able to achieve the same effect with the storm that he did/is sending.

Lorren, Rapture Ready 23 Comments [8/29/2005 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
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Quote# 7661

Too many "Christians" think a more literal interpretation chases away believers. My gut feeling is that it actually separates the sheep from the goats and the wheat from the tares...

LittleNipper, Christian Forums 5 Comments [8/28/2005 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2
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Quote# 7662

There are generational curses. Homosexuality is one. These people are born with a genetic disposition for the same-sex lifestyle, just as a drug addict or alcoholic are born with. Demons come in and affect the human genes. When they say they were born that way, they are correct. And once they engage in that act, they open themselves up to that demon becoming active, then from that moment on, they have no choice in which way to be. The desire or pull into living that lifestyle, becomes so strong, that they cannot resist it. And even if they try, the result will be giving in or suicide.

peacefulwisdom, Bibleforums.org 6 Comments [8/28/2005 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
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Quote# 7663

The fact is that women electively terminate pregnancies at 9 months.

OldRegular, BaptistBoard 11 Comments [8/28/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7664

The theory of molecule to man evolution is a stronghold of satan, a lie designed to destroy the foundation of the bible.

evo81, Christian Guitar Resources 7 Comments [8/28/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7665

Those living in areas which drifted southward became dark skinned, and those which drifted North became fair skinned.

The people who drifted into far northern climes became darker not because of the sun, but because of their exposure to wind and the reflection of the sun off snow fields. I have lived in West Texas and know that people can get windburn from long exposure to strong winds.

Rolf Ernst, Christian Forums 9 Comments [8/28/2005 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
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Quote# 7666

A somewhat typical report from so-called science. Scientists simply refuse to believe in anything unless there is proof. How sad.

Paul, BBC News 25 Comments [8/28/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7667

Dr. Gerardus Bouw shows that a world government micromanaging the affairs of men cannot help but collapse upon itself with a maximum probability of 37% destruction. This follows from the second law of thermodynamics.

Geocentricity, Geocentricity.com 11 Comments [8/28/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7668

[On touching yourself at night]

Apprently the infernos of Hell don't scare you.

Keep your hands off your body.

Chosen One, Christian Forums 49 Comments [8/28/2005 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 9
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Quote# 7122

[regarding anti-war protester Cindy Sheehan]

The dizzy bitch is seriously being called Mother Sheehan by the long-haired, unwashed, unshaven, lice-infested "peace" pukes. The gene pool is in desperate need of chlorination.

DoctorDoom, Free Conservatives 8 Comments [8/27/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7652

Definition of a "Theistic Evolutionist:"
1. One who believes in God but not in His word.
2. One who doesn't believe anything God said but believes He must exist because there is no possible way the universe could invent itself.
3. One who doesn't understand evolution or God, but who wants to go to Heaven without wasting his time reading the Bible.
4. One who believes in the goodness of God but couldn't recognize evil if he were drowning in it.
5. A self deluded person who believes truth and lies can co-exist.
6. A warm weather Christian who buckles under when others lie about creation, thinking that if those who are smarter than he believe it it must be true.
7. An agnostic who pretends to be a religious to impress his neighbors.

The only way to believe in both the Word of God and evolution is to have a firm understanding of neither.

Nutrider99, Free Conservatives 7 Comments [8/27/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7653

There's no such thing as being an evolutionist and a Christian at the same time any more than there is being a Christian and a Nazi at the same time.

medved, Free Conservatives 33 Comments [8/27/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7654

['I am a <font color="red">deist</font>, because I don't know god, and don't believe that anyone else knows either.']

I think the word you're looking for is <font color="red">asshole</font>...

medved, Free Conservatives 11 Comments [8/27/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7655

Problem is, we've got two utterly false religions abroad in the world right now, i.e. I-slam and evolutionism.

Here's the difference:

A Christian can be an asshole, but he has to be in violation of the major tenets of his religion to do so.

An evolutionist has no system of religion or ethics other than what he makes up for himself. He can be an asshole or a saint at his own discression without fear of consequences. [...]

A slammite has to be in violation of the major tenets of HIS religion in order NOT to be an asshole.

medved, Free Conservatives 10 Comments [8/27/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7656

[Blissfully unaware of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Communist_Czechoslovakia" target="_blank">the communist history of Czechoslovakia</a>.]

I speak Russian well enough to have heard and read all about the "heart of communism"; if the furthest east you ever got was Czechoslovakia, you never saw it.

medved, Free Conservatives 5 Comments [8/27/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7657

[On the evidence for evolution]

We have MOUNDS of fossilized evidences of dogs becoming pigs, fish becoming birds, and toasters becoming microwave ovens.

Timberwolf, Free Conservatives 13 Comments [8/27/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7658

...not to mention the miraculous transformation of viruses into fungi and fungi into mammals....

Timberwolf, Free Conservatives 7 Comments [8/27/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7659

I was using the ludicrous (my dog to pig, fish to birds) analogies to show the ludicrousness of what evolution states.

Timberwolf, Free Conservatives 8 Comments [8/27/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7660

whenever someone posts something that illustrates an absurdity of the religion of evolution, you ignore the facts and attack the author. [...]

When the Bible states that "The fool hath said in his heart, 'there is no God,'" it wasn't kidding.

Nutrider99, Free Conservatives 6 Comments [8/27/2005 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 1
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Quote# 6905

I picture Jesus sitting on the couch with me while I'm watching TV, movies or having conversation. That will make me stop and think about what types of shows I watch.

BickBenedict, Bibleforums.org 23 Comments [8/26/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 6906

I simply can't bring myself to watch anything that mocks or makes fun of our Lord. It just makes me feel sick when I see it.

Actually, I was in a restaurant with my family the other day, and someone in the booth next to us was goofing off with her friend and shouted "JC", and it was all I could do not to jump into her booth and throw down with her.

Whispering Grace, Bibleforums.org 20 Comments [8/26/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 6907

it also makes me laugh(SERIOUSLY!) when people say,'well, in this day and age'. SURE!!!!!! you believe that God was able to create the universe and everything in it, but you can't believe that He'd be able to cause something to be written down that is timeless? you've trapped yourself in your own weakness of logic! you just got PWN'D n00B!!1!!

cbalke, Bibleforums.org 11 Comments [8/26/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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