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Quote# 2711

Evolution is based on analogy and extrapolation of observational data. The more Evolutionists dig the more they bring out information saying: "look, folks, there are so many variables and conditions necessary to enable and sustain life that we can't really figure out how it happened." Worst of all, it was a once-off phenomenon without witnesses to rely on except the One they want to erase from the picture: The Creator Himself.

We should thank them, though, for confirming that our Heavenly Father is, indeed, VERY SMART!!! [...]

Talking about our Heavenly Father, let us give our tireless Evolutionists a hearty piece of advice. The Courts of Heaven are going to be really busy with this Evolution Lawsuit at the Final Judgement. There is a long queue of defendants, as you may expect. Please, be considerate and prepare your defence in advance. The Supreme Judge is known to ask every defendant in a very benevolent tone: "Son, why have you wasted so much energy in denying My Authorship when I openly left so many proofs of My Handwork? As you can see now, I just made you in My Own Image and after My Likeness, and I also made a perfect world for you and your fellow humans. Why did you despise My Word in The Bible!?"

Jorge S, Bibleforums.org 14 Comments [8/22/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2697

[Replying to <a href="http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=45874" target="_blank">WorldNetDaily article 'court declares atheism a religion'</a>. Post has been broken up into paragraphs.]

Well If the court wants to rule atheism as a religion then we should find out what the tenements of the faith are. I would venture to say that evelution would be one of the beliefs of atheism and if that is the case then why are my hard earned tax dollars going to the schools to teach this religion if the church and state are to be separate?

Hmmm there is a way to fight everything isn't there I wonder if anyone has a list of what they believe. For every religion to be a relgion one main factor in that is how we as humans got here on the planet the others are what the beliefs as a whole are and how they are addressed.

So I bet if we were to investigate further we would find with this ruling and based on it we are having a religion forced on us in our government and in our schools by not allowing other faiths equal access to the same beliefs that No Prayers should be said is accomodating the athiest faith. Does that make sense.

Because atheists are now considered a religion and part of thier religion is to say there there is no prayer to a g-d that doesn't exisit in essence is saying we are now following the athiest view or religion when we open a meeting with no prayer or there is no prayer allowed in the school.

We need to fight that way. Weed need to attack the Absurd with the Absurd. If Atheism can be defined and recognized as a religion this is a huge break through for the christians because they now have a fight they can fight on the same grounds as the athiests have fought on.

Pendragon, Rapture Ready 9 Comments [8/21/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2698

This is fantastic! I was quite disturbed by the articles title until I read these wonderful posts. I have been praying for something like this to happen - that we could call evolution a religious viewpoint! Praise God ! Oh, I've got to send this to people...

Mark 6:10, Rapture Ready 5 Comments [8/21/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2699

Well, my boss is actually a Native American....she's Cherokee.
However, she is a traditional Christian Baptist. So she believes like I do......I think.

Cathy1953, Rapture Ready 3 Comments [8/21/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2700

[On local charities refusing the help and goodwill of pagan donations.]

In answer to the question why not accept their [pagan] help? If you do, you are making them more legitimate and putting more people at risk of following a very bad agenda. We as Christians don't want to not talk or interact with the lost but we must be careful to not let a group that wants to make inroads into a community by working in someone else's charity and in the long term do nothing but hurt themselves and others. I don't think their motives are as noble as they want us to think.

R1200C, Rapture Ready 3 Comments [8/21/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2701

[Using an artists painting as evidence that gravity changed somehow, some way.]

The image above, from A. D. Stolyar's "Origins of Representational Art" clearly shows pliestocene artwork involving a mammoth elephant stretched out in full gallop.

Another anomaly involving gravity; that could not happen today

Medved, Free Conservatives 31 Comments [8/21/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2702

firstly whats Godwins law
secondly, I know that Some christians have always fallen a stray and acted stupidly.
thirdly God does exist,proof: You, The world and the stars
fourthly the bible says that you are made and belong in 2 worlds,the physical, and the spiritual
also it says that God knew you from even before your conception.

Bayne, Christian Forums 7 Comments [8/21/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2703

The fact that we sin is proof that God exists.

awstar, Christian Forums 16 Comments [8/21/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2696

I got A's and B's [in high school biology]. Because I read as much as I could concerning the Great Flood. I didn't find science as intimidating. I simply figured that the "experts" must be as dumb or dumber then I was... They obviously were not stupid. It does take some brains to sway the general public------Hitler would attest to that...

LittleNipper, Christian Forums 18 Comments [8/20/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2678

The basis of Evolution is that it must exist in a static, infinite universe. However, the universe is actually decellerating, or slowing down, as if it has bounced off of a wall. this means that the universe is non-static, and therefore disproves evolution.

i think God put apes on earth so we see something the way he sees us.

DarkLordoftheSith, Christian Forums 8 Comments [8/19/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2679

I think it's sad that a Christian Bible teacher believes the world is "overpopulated". I think it's especially sad that the Word of God is being used to defend the "overpopulation" theory. IMO "overpopulation" is a lie of Satan and it's sad to see so many Christians believing this. For one thing no one can say for definite how many people will be on earth in 400 years time (assuming the Lord hasn't returned by then). I read where back in the 70s it was thought the earth would have a population of 8 billion by the year 2000 but it was in fact 6 billion. Plus by claiming there are too many people sounds as if God made a mistake by creating so many people and as we all know God never makes mistakes. Also, as one previous poster said "overpopulation" is used to promote abortion along with many other evils. Anyway even IF the world is "overpopulated" the events of Revelation will certainly solve that problem!

Jakki, Rapture Ready 31 Comments [8/19/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2680

This world, in 400 years, will be completely under Christ's reign, which He will rule with a rod of iron. [clapping hands]

In His love,

My Abba's Child, Rapture Ready 11 Comments [8/19/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2682

Something to remember, nothing NOTHING happens without God allowing it to.

We may never know the reason but I am more than confident that there is one.

Servant, Rapture Ready 6 Comments [8/19/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2685

while the tribulation is playing out? Will we be worshipping and praising God, will we have window seats and big screen televisions to watch the trib like Fox News?

Momoftwo, Rapture Ready 8 Comments [8/19/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2687

[Replying to a conspiracy that President Bush's hand jestures identify him with a secret society of Satan worshippers.]

I believe it is real. A Satanist does not suddenly become a Christian. Then he would not send people to die in Iraq and poison the soldiers with "depleted" Uranium. And why are they promoting the chip (mark of the beast?)? And then we have the secret occult club Bohemian grove that is part of Skulle and Bones. As you saw many of the elite do this sign and they also meet at the grove. Hitler was also a member of this and the Thule society which i read is connected to Illuminati.

Miss7, Bibleforums.org 11 Comments [8/19/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2688

This is from Alex Jones site. He got in to the grove with a hidden camera and made the documentary dark secrets inside Bohemian grove.


SINCE 1873, THE GLOBAL ELITE HAS HELD SECRET MEETINGS IN THE ANCIENT REDWOOD FOREST OF NORTHERN CALIFORNIA. KNOWN MEMBERS OF THE SO-CALLED BOHEMIAN CLUB INCLUDE FORMER PRESIDENTS NIXON, EISENHOWER, REAGAN AND BUSH. THE BUSH FAMILY MAINTAINS A STRONG INVOLVEMENT.

EACH YEAR AT BOHEMIAN GROVE, WORLD LEADERS DON RED, BLACK AND SILVER CLOAKS AND CONDUCT AN OCCULT RITUAL, WHEREIN THEY WORSHIP A GIANT STONE OWL. DURING THE CEREMONY A HUMAN BEING IS SACRIFICED "IN EFFIGY" TO THE OWL GOD IDOL.

NOW, FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HISTORY, AN OUTSIDER HAS INFILITRATED BOHEMIAN GROVE WITH A VIDEO CAMERA AND CAUGHT THE RITUAL ON TAPE.

Miss7, Bibleforums.org 11 Comments [8/19/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2689

It is a pet peeve of mine when evolutionists equivocate on what evolution is. They equivocate on the word evolution by claiming micro-evolution is “evolution”, then essentially declare victory. Then we get the usual strawman arguments to follow. I find this to be one of the most intellectually dishonest arguments going, and never intended this forum to tolerate this kind of blatant equivocation.

Fred Williams, Evolution Fairytale Forum 6 Comments [8/19/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2690

[Thread titled "Mister atheist explain these events."]

ever since i was a child i have prayed to god. I have had times where i questioned he existed but i have always found the answers i seek.

But since you like to explain every thing with science and are rithing with anger because you think god is an angry god to you. explain the following events that i prayed for and recieved with incredible accuracy. [...]

i was mad at my parents and prayed for a newborn baby brother with a hairy butt crack so it was hard for them to change his diapers. it happened a year later.

E_Powers, Christian Forums 36 Comments [8/19/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2691

There's nothing funnier in the world than listening to evoluddites and evolosers sniveling and whining about "quote mining".

In real life, there's a very easy way to avoid being quoted as having said something:

Don't Say It!!!!!

medved, Free Conservatives 17 Comments [8/19/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2692

In fact, I very much like women and wish them well, which is precisely why I consider women's rights to be a disease that should be eradicated. [...]

The women of America would do well to consider whether their much-cherished gains of the right to vote, work, murder and freely fornicate are worth destroying marriage, children, civilized Western society and little girls. They can at least console themselves with the thought that, in the long run, it doesn’t matter what they do, because the women’s-rights ideology is an evolutionary dead end, and it is increasingly apparent that societies embracing it will not survive.

Vox Day, World Net Daily 29 Comments [8/19/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2694

[Replying to: Does anyone else feel as if they're under attack?]

Yes, attacked from all sides in all ways! Satan's rope is short! He will come after you. Stand on the word of God, put on the belt of truth, breastplate of salvation, helmet of faith,sword of the the word.... put it all on God's armour!

I just picked up a good book on spiritual warfare, I relly need it now!

scott stewart, Rapture Ready 8 Comments [8/19/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2695

There's too much evidence and reliable testimonies not to accept the belief in UFOs - only they aren't UFOs - they're evil satanic demons!

Resting In Him, Rapture Ready 17 Comments [8/19/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2660

Genetically sheep are a closer relative to man than any other animinal on the planer. Around 50 years ago, most states in the USA had laws making it a misdemeanor crime to have sex with any animinal except sheep and it was a felony to have sex with a sheep. Why? According to the laws, any offspring had to be immediately destroyed. Can man and sheep produce mixed offspring? Many have said they can. This fact was widely recognized in the laws of the USA. Who would benefit from concealing these facts? The priest of the Religion of Evolution.

Alexander99, History.com 28 Comments [8/18/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2661

Why take it [repetance] later when you can take it now and give God the glory?
Wait a second.. did I just contradict myself? No. I am God too. So are you but you are not manifesting it right now. Repent now and be rewarded or repent later by default and recieve no reward outside of becoming like Christ.

Philip, Atheist Parents 4 Comments [8/18/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2662

[On preventing homosexuality in young boys]

[T]he boy's father has to do his part. He needs to mirror and affirm his son's maleness. He can play rough-and-tumble games with his son, in ways that are decidedly different from the games he would play with a little girl. He can help his son learn to throw and catch a ball. He can teach him to pound a square wooden peg into a square hole in a pegboard. He can even take his son with him into the shower, where the boy cannot help but notice that Dad has a penis, just like his, only bigger. [emphasis added]

Dr. Nicolosi, Focus on the Family 102 Comments [8/18/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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