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Quote# 2671

[Replying to <a href="http://www.newsday.com/news/nationworld/wire/sns-ap-council-prayers,0,5736640.story?coll=sns-ap-nationworld-headlines" target="_blank">this story</a> of Wiccan priestess winning a court case against a city using sectarian prayers before council meetings.]

Enjoy your ill-gotten gains, satanist. It won't do you an iota of good where you're headed.

Maybe we should resume witch-burnings.

DoctorDoom, Free Conservatives 19 Comments [8/18/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2669

50% of students in high school, will lose their faith for two reasons. One is what is being taught in "Science class". Two is peer pressure from others who have learned the samething.

Of that 50%, those who go to college, 70% will lose their faith. And those who do not conform, or act like the others to fit in, while in science class. Will fail the course because the professor will take a bias attitude towards them. Even encurage of classmates to make fun of them during class, for what they believe.

Admin3, Evolution Fairytale Forum 26 Comments [8/18/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2668

[On light taking longer to get here than predicted by the biblical dates]

I guess last time you were in deep space you measured the speed of light and this is the reason you know for sure that it is constant in all situations!?!

1,079,252,848.80 KM eh? To determine this man did what? Went 1,079,252,848.80 KM away from the light source and started a timer? Obviously not, man has only ever dreamed of travelling such distances. The truth is that men capture lights speed over a very small distance and then multiply it to arrive at the hourly rate. So in reality you cannot be absolutely sure that light can travel that far in an hour, you assume it!!

FaithSeeker, Bibleforums.org 6 Comments [8/18/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2667

What is very exciting about radioactive decay is that G-d has been doing things for billions of years now. In my universe a very cataclysmic battle occured between the angels of light and darkness and this battle ended with Satan cast down to earth resulting in darkness being upon the face of the earth. These spirits exist outside of our dimension but we can trace their actions by observing what has happened with our universe through the years.

Prehistoric worlds have existed & our world will one day be recreated as well. Revelation 20 tells us that G-d will, one day, create a new heaven and a new earth. The exciting thing for us to see is that millions of years ago G-d created a totally alien planet on which huge reptiles existed and no modern day man could have lived with them. Then G-d created huge mamals and prehistoric men who eventually departed.

Now He has, once again, created a unique, intelectually inspired, universe in which we can experience His awe anew. BUT He does not stop there Hebrews 11 tells us that we who are spirit led are looking forward to a new home not prepared by human hands. He will do it once again at some time in the future and science itself gives us proof!

perpetualmotion7, Bibleforums.org 6 Comments [8/18/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2665

['Steer Clear Of George Carlin']

That's no opinion. That's fact! No Christian should have anything to do with that son of the devil (except to pray for him).

Josiah, Rapture Ready 10 Comments [8/18/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2664

[Replying to a guy complaining about people calling him "crazy".]

I have been getting this a lot as well. Someone once explained it to me like this; you ever walk into your kitchen and turn on the lights and you see a bug run for cover? It can’t stand the light. Since we live in the light it often times shines a painful light into someone’s darkened life and it hurts them, it exposes their shame, so they lash out trying to find cover.

ditzyferret, Rapture Ready 5 Comments [8/18/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2663

[How to tell if you child is becoming a homosexual]

Evidences of gender confusion or doubt in boys ages 5 to 11 may include:

1. A strong feeling that they are “different” from other boys.
2. A tendency to cry easily, be less athletic, and dislike the roughhousing that other boys enjoy.
3. A persistent preference to play female roles in make-believe play.
4. A strong preference to spend time in the company of girls and participate in their games and other pastimes.
5. A susceptibility to be bullied by other boys, who may tease them unmercifully and call them “queer,” “fag” and “gay.”
6. A tendency to walk, talk, dress and even “think” effeminately.
7. A repeatedly stated desire to be — or insistence that he is — a girl.

If your child is experiencing several signs of gender confusion, professional help is available. It’s best to seek that help before your child reaches puberty.

“By the time the adolescent hormones kick in during early adolescence, a full-blown gender identity crisis threatens to overwhelm the teenager,” warns psychologist Dr. James Dobson. To compound the problem, many of these teens experience “great waves of guilt accompanied by secret fears of divine retribution.”

Dr. James Dobson, Focus on the Family 46 Comments [8/18/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2662

[On preventing homosexuality in young boys]

[T]he boy's father has to do his part. He needs to mirror and affirm his son's maleness. He can play rough-and-tumble games with his son, in ways that are decidedly different from the games he would play with a little girl. He can help his son learn to throw and catch a ball. He can teach him to pound a square wooden peg into a square hole in a pegboard. He can even take his son with him into the shower, where the boy cannot help but notice that Dad has a penis, just like his, only bigger. [emphasis added]

Dr. Nicolosi, Focus on the Family 102 Comments [8/18/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2661

Why take it [repetance] later when you can take it now and give God the glory?
Wait a second.. did I just contradict myself? No. I am God too. So are you but you are not manifesting it right now. Repent now and be rewarded or repent later by default and recieve no reward outside of becoming like Christ.

Philip, Atheist Parents 4 Comments [8/18/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2660

Genetically sheep are a closer relative to man than any other animinal on the planer. Around 50 years ago, most states in the USA had laws making it a misdemeanor crime to have sex with any animinal except sheep and it was a felony to have sex with a sheep. Why? According to the laws, any offspring had to be immediately destroyed. Can man and sheep produce mixed offspring? Many have said they can. This fact was widely recognized in the laws of the USA. Who would benefit from concealing these facts? The priest of the Religion of Evolution.

Alexander99, History.com 28 Comments [8/18/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2658

['Is the ACLU Bin Laden's Best Ally?']

I don't know about bin laden but satan loves them.

Lyric's Dad, 123 Christian Forums 9 Comments [8/17/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2657

[Reviewing FSTDT.com]

Through their curiosity and yes even anger and hatred towards us G-d is allowing us to witness to them and to give them boblical food for thought. So as many laugh and crack jokes about it some will actually qeustion further and even some of those will find truth in what we talk about here. Isn't G-d amazing

Pendragon, Rapture Ready 23 Comments [8/17/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2656

Evolutionisim has not produced anything. Creationists are the ones responsible for vaccines, cures, medical technology, and agricultural improvements. Regardless of the manifold contributions from Creationists, the Truth of Creation is what is revealed by Scripture.

Floodnut, Christian Forums 19 Comments [8/16/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2655

I've been thinking about health and saved versus unsaved. Do you think those of us that suffer due to mental or physical problems are more likely to turn to God than those that are relatively healthy in both respects?

I just wonder if we should be praying more of thankfulness for our trials because they get us closer to the Lord. Would you rather be super healthy and unsaved or vise-a-versa?

PlentyGroovy, Rapture Ready 4 Comments [8/15/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2654

I dont know about "mental disorders" but demonic attacks is probably the real element manifesting itself...

Lazarus38, Rapture Ready 3 Comments [8/15/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2651

If you were to go 7000 years back, You will see man using simple tools and stones but today we are more sophisticated , Even we can clone people ! , Some group claims themselves as gods!! , It is like 90 Degree Growth

According to Evolution, Homo sapiens (Full Man) where present for last 200,000 years (<a href="http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2005/02/050223122209.htm" target="_blank">http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2005/02/050223122209.htm</a> ) but the so called "Man" NEVER evolved until 7000 years before !, Pretty strange isn't ? , For almost 193,000 Years man lived like an Ape Or using stones and sticks! What make them to throw their sticks and stones to clone people?

It make more sense when bible says, Human race is just 10,000 Years (approx) old.

Karma2Grace, 123 Christian Forums 8 Comments [8/15/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2650

You can spin yopur obvious disdain for Christians any way you want and Pro-homosexualists can attempt to paint a rosie picture of licentious and promiscuous people who engage in same-sex sex but empiricism stands against labeling homosexuality as a normal sexual function. Your biology list never once diosproved WHAT the sexual act IS for! Even your Darwin nods in that direction. Homosexuality in nature is still an unnatural sex act. Do the math!

AIAyeti, Debating Christianity 17 Comments [8/15/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2647

[Replying to the remark that we as a human species are not weak, but robust as shown by our scientific advances]

Scientific advances? Like polluting the environment and inventing cancer!?

BlueCross787, Internet Infidels 14 Comments [8/15/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2645

LOTR says that this ring will destroy the world so thats liek tha anti-christ, and than wizards who openly practice witch craft go to destroy it. there are demons and creatures from hell and the heros are all possesed buy the ring(anti-christ) so if you don't like harry potter because of witchcraft this is worse guys.

WizardBoy01, Christian Forums 13 Comments [8/15/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2644

[Suggesting what to do when <a href="http://english.thekotel.org/cameras.asp?icon=1" target="_blank">viewing this streaming video site</a> of the Western Wall and Plaza]

While you're watching God's chosen pray at the Wall, place your mouse pointer over someone and ask Father to open their eyes to the salvation of Jesus!

Keifer, Rapture Ready 9 Comments [8/14/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2643

These cook/health books are based on eastern principles stepped in eastern religion and new age philosophies carrying with them the spirit of anti Christ. Apparently, their religion has influenced their worldview where food and health are concerned. Which is another gateway to the cults under the guise of a cookbook . . .

Somehow, I do not believe that is a laughing matter, either.

Ponderin, Rapture Ready 24 Comments [8/14/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2642

[On the <a href="http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2004/02/27/MNGSK59NGM1.DTL" target="_blank">American Anthropological Association's refutation</a> of Bush's belief that traditional marriage has always been the norm across all cultures.]

Anthropologists are not scientists.

Brennin, Christian Forums 21 Comments [8/14/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2641

[Referring to whether Linda McCartney is or is not a Christian]

When did she allegedly come to Jesus? I checked out a cookbook of hers and it was pretty antichristian. It was written years before she died though.

It would be great if she found the Lord. She was so hostile in the book that I made it a point to pray for her off and on for years and especially after she got sick.

Seadreamer, Rapture Ready 23 Comments [8/14/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2639

A dog cannot sprout wings because there is nothing in its DNA which will cause wings to form. THAT is the evidence that says one species cannot evolve into another

brilliantLiberal, Free Conservatives 10 Comments [8/13/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2638

[Reviewing FSTDT.com]

Oh I think they are cute. I mean, let's be honest here. Whenever we are debating on here about anything at all, we do it for ourselves alone. Ah, wait a minute... I said debate - not witnessing or any such worthwhile endeavor.

Now, with that in mind, it seems a trivial matter what we do here when we debate a matter, but how less so is there any significance to what they do when they cut and paste something we've said and use that as ammunition to fire off their little quips?

So in summary then, if they consider us anything at all in a negative light, how much more so are they!

Now what I am thinking is it would be good fun to see them find this post, copy it to their site and try to defend their position against my claim. That ought to be very interesting indeed. But not likely they will touch this one. On the other hand, if they read this and consider it a challenge, then they just might, but then wouldn't that be me manipulating them in a fashion! A bit of a quandry this puts them in I should think.

[smilie]

I'm good with that. I suppose I even consider it good sport in a fashion - that is for me anyway.

EarlyCall, Bibleforums.org 36 Comments [8/12/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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