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Quote# 2555

[In response to the idea that we should at least try to understand WHY terrorists blow things up before going off and reducing entire nations to rubble]
But I do understand them.

They hate me because I'm white, Christian, and I don't have to go to my backyard in order to shit in a hole while my camel watches.

They need to be sorted out--with extreme predjudice.

landmine, RevolutionaryLeft.com 15 Comments [8/2/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2556

[Replying to: "Which of the four gospels is best for children?"]
I like all of em, but John has a special flare to it. I'd recommend watching 'The Gospel of John' as well. Word for Word faithful recreation of the Gospel. Really good. I also like the OT books, like Jonah and such. Children have such vivid imaginations.

A_AmericanSaint, Rapture Ready 9 Comments [8/2/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2557

Ooooh weee, I wish I could meet that guy [director of <a href="http://www.thebeastmovie.com/" target="_blank">this</a> movie that asserts that Christ never existed] and give him every single proof that Jesus existed. The first one is this: have archaeologists found this Man's body? there's Muhammad's, there's Siddhartha's a.k.a Buddha, Zoroaster, but no one has found Jesus' body. They might as well find Moses' body tomorrow, but please, proof is proof. If there is no bodily sign of Jesus, truly He is the Son of God.
I dislike people like this, first Dan Brown, now Brian Flemming. Who's next? Sheesh.

Booboo, Rapture Ready 25 Comments [8/2/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2544

you could climb up the mountain , look at the evidence of where the rock came from and therefore conclude that intelligence was involved in getting it from where it was to where it went. It would be foolish to assume that because the rock had been there for 4.5 billion years it had been evolving itself into a rolling version and had decided to make the journey on its own

A4C, Christian Forums 11 Comments [8/1/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2545

Calling the Bible a fairy tale is ignorance. Even modern physicists validate the Bible by speaking of extra dimensions & time travel...<a href="http://www.mkaku.org" target="_blank">mkaku.org</a>...Google "time warps" for physicist views on the possibilities. Daniel 5:5, 2 Peter 3:8, 2 Corinthians 12:2-4, etc. Even UFOs are confirmed, as the Bible says; <a href="http://www.ufoevidence.org" target="_blank">ufoevidence.org</a>/NASA STS48 film, for most credible example.

John16:2, Christian Forums 8 Comments [8/1/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2546

[Replying to: "Oracles?? What are they?"]

I always thought an "oracle" was the device you pushed around the Ouija board, definitely having to do with the occult.

RobinB, Rapture Ready 3 Comments [8/1/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2547

Bible-beliving Christians left behind by the rapture who refuse the loyalty mark/GPS chip will be treated as having mental deficiencies (a new psychiatric term may be invented to describe them). Then, when plagues, etc. begin to be poured out on the earth, the Christians will be blamed, and they will be called "anti-social, anti-harmony, anti-peace" and persecuted.

Evidence will point to vials of viruses/bacteria being smuggled from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention or other storage facilities. And the fact that Christians do not suffer from some of the plagues/boils that affect non-Christians will be pointed out, as they demand the antidote that they accuse Christians of hiding.......You may even see amazing new "alien" technologies used to hunt people down, and you may even see "aliens" (demons) used to make war against those who refuse to submit to the antichrist.

JCO, Rapture Ready 8 Comments [8/1/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2548

Jesus IS the Prince of Peace. He's also the Lion of Judah. Remember His role at the end of the tribulation period.....Jesus the WORD speaks the WORD and thousands are slaughtered each time HE speaks until the blood runs as a river......The WORD speaking the WORD is a two edged sword that will kill all of anti-christ's armies.

d.beebe, Rapture Ready 27 Comments [8/1/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2549

['It doesn't take a great deal of thinking to realize that if want to design an oxygen requiring organism to live in water than it should be able to use that water as a source for its oxygen. Looks like God is dumb.']

In the future, please refrain from commenting on my posts and I will, in turn, ignore yours. You are a vile, disgusting person and I do not wish to have any affiliation with you.

brilliantLiberal, Free Conservatives 8 Comments [8/1/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2551

yesterday my 8 year old dd said that she wished she would die - I was shocked, scared, concerned, etc. and asked her why she wanted to die.

She said that if she died she would wake up in Heaven and not have to wait for the Rapture. She said she is so excited for Jesus to come back that she just wants to fall asleep and then wake up and He is here.

One the one hand, I am happy she is so anxious for the Rapture and to see Jesus, but on the other, how do I deal with the death issue?

kvermaak, Rapture Ready 36 Comments [8/1/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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