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Quote# 8833

['We teach children to think in a rational, and logical manner. How can we expec tthem to understand something as irrational as God?']

1) If they can't understand the idea of anything irrational, such as God, then why teach them imaginary numbers, and fractions? Those things are not logical.

2) You never deny God. You simply say that you can't teach them about God because you cannot expect them to understand Him.

Number two makes two more points:

1) You either believe in God, or you chose a poor choice of words.

2) It is illogical that you would hold the truth because you think they cannot grasp an illogical idea such as God.

Anyway they choose to move from there pretty much makes their arguement invaild. I like working people into a corner.

CHECKMATE!

krimsondraegon, Christian forums 17 Comments [1/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8832

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Caitlin, Christian Forums 71 Comments [1/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8828

Evolution is not science to begin with, but rather a collection of assumptions. There are plenty of christian scientists who have disproven the theory of evolution and proven creationism.

My soul is still longing after all these years, Myspace 34 Comments [1/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8825

[In response to comments about Quakers being wiretapped by the NSA in Florida]

QUAKERS DON'T HAVE PHONES LIBTARDS
WAKEUP!

photoshop_7, Yahoo! Message Board 29 Comments [1/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8824

The most awful effect of getting caught up in the insane asylum of evolutionary religion is losing the ability to distinguish between the possible and the completely impossible.

txviper, Ex-Christian.net 17 Comments [1/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8821

where do you suppose we gain moral absolutes?
where does our conscience come from?
a greater power with the ability to create us with what is knowing right and wrong.

[But if God gave everyone the same sense of right and wrong, why do so many disagree?]

people that disagree probably do not believe in God. i'm only making an assumption though.

April, Myspace 20 Comments [1/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8819

[Refering to a "liberal churchi's" Jesus]

Their Jesus is a weak, pacifistic, lamb-holding wuss, the prototype Mister Rogers who preached nothing but love and peace and acceptance and tolerance (which leads one to wonder how He got Himself cruficied). Their God is a George Burns lookalike who would never condemn anyone to hell, and Who will allow everyone into heaven, even those who have spent their lives denying Him, loathing Him, defying Him and spitting in His face.

DoctorDoom, Free Conservatives 64 Comments [1/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 18816

... Mormons are de facto atheists.

radorth, Apologetics.org 32 Comments [1/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 18815

Ok people.. I think possibly some of you dismiss the ouija board as monster in the closet or wahtever. But I am telling you , you are dead wrong. I do not care about who gets what monies where or when... this has absoutely nothing to do with money. If you mess with the occult, then your going to be involved in it! With the demons and like it or not THEY exist!! I NO this for a fact. I did.. I was involved and I no the conquensences!!!

First off, messin with the "board" can and does call demons. , because I have done this; in the past before God took hold of me. I had done this alone and no one around..I had comments and thoughts from that board that no one knew, (sometimes not even I knew). Has nothing to do with "monsters in a closet" type thing.. I loved the "board" and many many other things of the occult. That was so easy, the demons were so happy. OHhhhh yeah!! The ONLY monster is SATAN himself!! He will go to any lrngths to take control of a person. He had me for awhile; but he will NEVER have me again. Weather you like it or not, your choice but messin with that stuff in any way, shape or form, will call the demons.. Ya'll might think it is just "funny" and laugh and scoff even at Chris or myself, but that does not matter..... We will pray for all of those who are into this , and also pray that the day they realize that demons control them and it is not a joke, or some mystical farce, that they pray to the only one who can save them now!!

Bonnie, Bonnie's Lounge 20 Comments [1/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 18814

I have studied evolution from the perspective of the oppostion, and have reached the conclusion that it is nothing more than a scam based upon proven lies. This is nothing more than a religion.

jimmy, Ooblick 22 Comments [1/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 18813

Does any one beside me see a link between the rise of Women's Rights, and the rise of the occult?

jael, CARM 30 Comments [1/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 18808

[Translated version of a French article]

(Peru) Killer at "God's behest"

A former Peruvian soldier [nicknamed <a href="http://www.livinginperu.com/news/2947" target="_blank">the Apostle of Death</a>], who presents himself as a “purifier” acting on “order of God”, confessed to murdering thirteen in Huaral, 90 km north of Lima. Taken in Thursday, Pablo Nakada, a 33 year old mechanic, explained that he wanted to rid society from drug-addicts, rapists and homosexual. “They are dirty people, corrupted, who should not be there”, the former soldier affirmed.

Pedro Pablo Nakada Ludeña, L'Alsace 3 Comments [1/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 18800

When we look to the Black Book of Satan; The Al-Jilwah, we find in Chapter IV, Father Satan says: "I have allowed the creation of four substances, four times and four corners; because they are necessary things for creatures."

This is a description of the DNA molecule! Anyone who is familar with the composition and structure of DNA knows the molecule is spiral shaped, and coiled like a SERPENT. The DNA also has rungs like a ladder. The rungs of the ladder are made up of FOUR compounds, called bases. The bases are adenine, cytosine, guanine and thymine. (Abbreviated A, C, T and G). These FOUR nucleotides can combine in pairs, in sequences of limitless variety and are bound into place.

DNA IS THE BASIS OF LIFE! Without DNA, life would not exist. The Serpent is the symbol of healing for both the body and the soul. The Serpent is also the symbol of medicine. The medical caduceus has two serpents entwined around a staff. This can be seen in nearly every doctor's office and symbolizes the kundalini, which is of Satan.

Maxine Dietrich, Joy of Satan 32 Comments [1/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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