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Quote# 9046

Look at this....... In the world..... look at all the sickness, Look at all the badness,
Even in here! Look at all the people that come in here and try to yell at us, and ask us things that we answer with the great book [Watchtower JW Society]! And still Satankeeps at it! Never giving up on trying to get ride of us!

*unlike you*, Myspace 6 Comments [1/14/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9044

[Speaking to a victim of child sexual abuse from the Watchtower's JW Society, calling her a nutter and an apostate]

Many of the nutters have not been victims so my comments refer to such ones as all they do create mischief.

The Society has always demonstrated in interest in all peoples including children by means of Bible education coming to know the true God and His Son.

The world sees things different to you, they do not like us but they respect our cleanliness, integrity and love of God's Word.

Indeed the Society by means of the congregation. elders and God's Word serves as a haven from falsehood, vileness and the wiles of the Devil. We dwell in peace and security.

Apostates continue to create and craft devilish propaganda designed to deceive and the stumble the weak and the witless for they cannot succeed without propaganda based upon half-truths and lies.

The reality is that God has always imperfect humans to accomplish his will by such means God is glorified and this will be the ways of things until perfection is divinely restored. Our Organization alone stands as a beacon of truth, hope and faith and if you know of another truth then please let me know because I would be much interested.

Yes I have read many such stories but how factual are they? Many of which are one sided designed to put us in bad or negative light or such stories are manipulated by our opposers to serve biased agendas.

Yes we too continue to advance people spiritually, emotionally and physically by means of Bible education and the New World so near

Scholar, Jehovah's Witnesses Discussion 11 Comments [1/14/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9041

Erin, an OXYMORON is a phrase that seems to contradict itself. So, someone said "WOMAN PREACER". We know there are women out there who claim to be preachers, but we also know that a womand preacher is not Biblical. So, the phrase, "WOMAN PREACHER" is an oxymoron.

Does that help?

iamsaved1, teens4christ 17 Comments [1/14/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9039

I have a roommate that got into witchcraft when he was younger. He's 21 and from the moment i met him, i realized something was wrong. his eyes change color in a moments noticed and he twitches and mumbles at times. we go to a Christian college and he was planning on the pastor here to lay hands on him and sort of "exorcise" him but never got around to it.

he reads scripture once in a while and always talks about making a prayer room in our dorm room. but it all just seems so off and not right. however, he will say Jesus Christ but he always gets weird about it.

one nite he came into the room and started convulsing on the ground, mumbling stuff about Jesus and how this campus needs a revival. he shook and made weird noises for about an hour and a half. my roomies and I just laid hands on him and prayed. the next couple days were so weird. he didnt talk to anyone and just seemed so evil. i can feel it when he is by me.

i need to know if anyone has experienced anything like this and if anyone has any advice. i talked to my theology professor and he said he's heard about my roommate and advised against trusting him. He made the point Satan masquerades as light. any input or help? thanks

babydane, Rapture Ready 24 Comments [1/14/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9037

I begin this message reluctantly, because I know it will not be understood or accepted as believable. Simply put, God has told me over and over again: “You are the most important person in the world.” Obviously, I am aware of the following verse in the Bible:

ACTS 10:34&35 -- “Then Peter opened his mouth, and said, Of a truth I perceive that God is no respecter of persons: But in every nation he that feareth him, and worketh righteousness, is accepted with him.”

Since God is “no respecter of persons,” I must assume that being important in this world is not the same as being “equivalent” or “distinguished” from God’s perspective. Nonetheless, being the most “important person in the world” could, conceivably, properly define my assignment on Earth if I am the genuine “Elijah” as prophetically promised in Malachi. Obviously, if I truly am who I say I am, rejection of me by the cynical skeptics of this planet will ultimately bring a curse from God. If this happens because of a failed mission, there will be no second chance for billions of souls who refused to repent.

Elijah, Music City Revival 15 Comments [1/14/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9033

[Basically saying that the biggest flaw with evolution is its tendency to turn away believers]

Instead of looking for something in the bible to prove evolution, why don't you look at the flaws in this man made idea? Do you have any idea how many people have turned away from their faith just due to this theroy? Its quiet awful actually. I would suggest you simply trust God while you seek the answers for this ok? Many times I didn't understand something in the bible or about God but I hung onto Him and trusted Him anyway, even while the 'evidence' seemed to be against Him....every time He was proven correct without fail!!


moonglow, Bibleforums.org 12 Comments [1/13/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9030

Im sorry but donkeys arent that stupid. How many times have they had stampedes at this little swary? Not only is Islam evil its D U M B Now how many here would go to a church function and knowingly but ourselves in a situation where in the past people [lots of people] got trampled] Quess this is why they can talk them into becoming sucide bombers. Islam is a culture of stupid their used to doing stupid

keylan, Rapture Ready 16 Comments [1/13/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9028

[Commenting on a movie called "<a href="http://whatisthesecret.tv/newera/" target="_blank">The Secret</a>"]

My guess it it's a movie with SEVERE ( [yelling smilie] ) subliminal messages that brainwashes you as you watch it ( [wacko smilie] ). Like, It'll hypnotize everyone so they're walking around, minds open to taking orders, like the original Time Machine or the Stepford Wives ( [freaked smilie] )!

Sophie, Rapture Ready 11 Comments [1/13/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9026

The most common objection do the doctrine of predestination is that it is unfair. Why would God chose certain individuals and not others? The important thing to remember is that no one deserves to be saved. We have all sinned (Romans 3:23) and are all worthy of eternal punishment (Romans 6:23). As a result, God would be perfectly just in allowing all of us to spend eternity in hell. However, God chooses to save some of us. He is not being unfair to those who are not chosen because they are receiving what they deserve. God choosing to be gracious to some is not unfair to the others. No one deserves anything from God – therefore no one can object if they do not receive anything from God.

ambassador for Jesus Christ, Myspace 26 Comments [1/13/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9025

There is only ONE TRUE GOD, the God of the Bible. No other "god" in this world is real. When the Bible calls things like idols "god" it only means that the humans made them out to worship them before God thus they in their minds make those things "god." God, One God, ONLY ONE. No other

And yes, I didn't put a planned out argument with proofs and all of that behind it, because you know what, I rather just let you know just straight out as a pure statement of TRUTH, yes the TRUE TRUTH, only ONE GOD. Oh yes the fun people we'll have to take this apart, that's fine, that's good, doesn't matter, still only ONE GOD

Mike AKA Bboy Holy Fire AKA Lee Hyun Woo, Myspace 18 Comments [1/13/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9024

However if a half decent Republican wins (not McCain) in 2008 there is an EXCELLENT chance that another conservative or two of some stripe will be appointed. THIS would revolutionize the court.

Still, I can hope that a painless event takes away some of the liberal justices...like a night in a garage with carbon monoxide poisoning...Or a pill induced coma..or ..or ...or....

maxparish, Free Conservatives 12 Comments [1/13/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9022

THe leftsists in this country are having a meltdown, and if Hitlery is EVER elected president, you better have those guns loaded and ready, because her little shock troopers are gonna come after your ass.

She knows what's good for you, whether you like it or not...

Just think Waco, times 1000, oh yeah, Hitlery will have a ball with all that power....

Aric2000, Internet Infidels 24 Comments [1/13/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9021

[Commenting on Planned Parenthood, which is offering a modified version of Michelangelo's painting of God stretching his hand to Adam, handing him a condom]

Well, what do you expect from an organization whose founder loved the Nazis and hated blacks and immigrants....

LittleNipper, Christian Forums 12 Comments [1/13/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9019

[On Homosexuality]

It's not entirely a choice, It's a possession by devil spirits. Go ahead and deny it as vehemently as you want. Your denial will only strengthen my case, as devil spirits LOVE to work in the dark.

Marius Roi, PoliticsBBS 17 Comments [1/13/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9018

Subject: The Almighty Toilet Flusher

God is aware of the Torah, the Bible, and the Quran. He knows about the Jews, the Christians and the Muslims. He has seen the many conflicts between those of the human family who have claimed to serve Him through the centuries. Because of rebellion against universal and natural laws, the time has come for a warning: Many nations on Planet Earth are toilets to be supernaturally flushed with water, wind, and fire. There are a few "loose-stool Jews," "self-righteous constipated Christians," and "hate-filled toxic-ridden Muslims" that are about to be washed down the drain -- along with all others who have become like dung in the nostrils of the Maker. Let this prophecy be hung on walls around every person who moans and groans while poo-pooluting the purity of Truth. Let everyone be told that Jehovah God is the Almighty Toilet Flusher!

Elijah, Music City Revival 21 Comments [1/13/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9015

[Paragraph breaks added]

Does anyone really wonder why the Liberals want our guns? Its real simple. Many of them are Homo-Nazi fascists and are ready to start a civil war on the Right. But first they want our guns taken away. Does anybody really buy their sob stories about all the gun accidents with children. They do not care about our children. They don't care about their own and they have aborted most of theirs anyway. Can you really see a Liberal homo-nazi saying that poor right winged child accidentally shot himself. Yeah right! Their agenda is becoming very clear. They want to rape and pillage anyone that doesn't agree with them. They hate the Christians and anyone that voted republican. We are all right-winger bigots.

Don't be fooled by the term "Gay". There is nothing gay about the homosexuals and they are becoming very violent as history has proven time and time again. Remember they are afraid of our guns. They could care less about accidents or human life. Its just not possible to support murdering 40 million plus unborn babies and caring about a poor right-winger child that accidentally shoots himself. The Homo-Nazi fascist want to raid our homes and commit acts of violence and rape.

They do not want guns in our homes when they carry out their agenda's. They also want our Bibles. That is a fact people. The say it is hate speech and want it banned. They have already started the process in Canada. There really is no other explanation as to why they want to take our guns.
Billybob-True American Patriot

Billybob - The True American Patriot, SpeakOut 31 Comments [1/12/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9013

[On abortion]

and rape/insest/moslestation, you would be worse than the person who did it to ou, its not your fault you got raped so why blame some one else who had to say in the matter



therese, Myspace 14 Comments [1/12/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9010

TOTAL DEPRAVITY. Babies are not exempt from being either elect or reprobate. The child is not innocent either way: Adam's sin pollutes us all and makes us guilty. Babies are as guilty as a serial killer is... in Hell, there will be babies. I know this is very hard to accept, and Satan wants us to question God's love on this issue, but it is a fact. Election is election; by saying that dead babies are always elect, is a wrong thing to say, because the Bible is silent on the issue: That means what applies to adults, APPLIES TO CHILDREN.

Pherious, Christian Forums 43 Comments [1/12/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9008

The mark of the beast is very real and it will come to reality. When hurricane Katrina hit people were keeping track of the dead using biochip implants inserted underneath the skin.

theconselor, Bibleforums.org 12 Comments [1/12/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9006

Its an incredibly hard yet perhaps the old ways of stoning were not all that bad of a way to keep the kids like respectful. I suspect that the only reason stonings were written in the old testament bible so parents were like respected. The stonings were done by your peers, like your son would have to stone one his best friends to death for being like disrespectful to his parents. He would likely be quite respectful no doubt after partaking in such a stoning of one of his best friends. It sounds cruel but actually the father wouldn't likely be doing the stoning.

The Golfer, EvC Forum 29 Comments [1/12/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9005

When JFK died the newspapers it says said the men were concerned about Russia, while the ladies were concerned about Jackie. Perhaps the ladies really should not be allowed to vote. But sadly as it be they have this right and likely basing their vote off emotions, etc [...]

The woman brain needs to ask for directions, they are not able to process as well as the man (Do you like to ask for directions?) If so your likely a woman, etc... The estrogen affected how the brain developed. I'm suspecting its not just the physical edge but this mental edge why the woman needs the man to be the head of the house, but the man needs the womans to be on the same team, etc...

The Golfer, EvC Forum 27 Comments [1/12/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9003

Many years ago when I was a brand new Christian a great aunt told me "Do you want to be in a movie theater when Christ returns?". True words of wisdom.

Chahta, Rapture Ready 32 Comments [1/12/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9001

[The most interesting auto-biography ever written]

When I was 10 years old, I squeezed my mother's breast in a fit of rage.
When I was 8 years old, I tasted a little drop of my own feces.
People think I'm a fascist. Some even go so far as to say I'm a neo-Nazi.
I have every feast day of the saints in the Catholic calendar memorized.
I believe all non-Catholics will go to hell. [...]

I believe that abortion should be illegal in all circumstances, no exceptions; both woman and "physician" should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.
I believe that abortion is the equivalent of first-degree murder.
I oppose court decisions permitting sodomy unions (gay and lesbian marriages). I believe homosexuality is not a lifestyle, but a perversion of the God-given human body. [...]

I oppose laws declaring animal cruelty a felony. [...]

I believe the mainstream media, especially CNN and the "Jew York Times" holds a very liberal, secular, anti-Catholic bias. [...]

I believe the Anti-Defamation League poses a grave threat to America's democracy by protecting the Jews from slander simply because they are a persecuted race. I believe they are the most dangerous organization in America (NARAL being second; the ACLU being third). I believe the Jews are very hypocritical, since they will ululate over "the Holocaust", but no ethnic group as as supportive of the abortionist (Democratic) party as they are. Because of this, I refuse to have any sympathy for them. [...]

I define marriage as a union blessed by God, between a Roman Catholic male and a Roman Catholic female. Anything else, such as two Jews having sex, is nothing more to me than a consensual relationship. [...]

I believe divorce should be made illegal.

Sebastion Prospero, Wikipedia 60 Comments [1/12/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9000

There are more studies positively linking abortion and breast cancer than not. You can't make a blanket statement about something so unknown because it suits your baby killing ways.
This is simply one more step down the hill. In a few years we'll have articles about millions of downs babies lost, millions of babies who screened positive for alzheimer's lost, millions of left handers lost.
Someday, the world will abort it's way into Utopia, right?

DieHappy, Christian Forums 24 Comments [1/12/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8995

You're really out to destroy creation, when you know very well that it is gaining the edge every day as we approach the endtimes.

Evolution will be dead within the next 10 years. That I am certain of. Mark my words.

The evidence is slowly surfacing, and pretty soon all evolutionists will have to eat humble pie.

Lysimachus, EvC Forum 36 Comments [1/11/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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