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Quote# 8944

Ok I'm gonna change the topic here from Evo. to The Big Bang Theory, I also am totally against this theory because it's just as stupid as Evo. Tell me now, how can one giant piece of rock explode into 9 perfectly round spheres? Huh, don't say gravity because that's just stupid.

XxxGooxxX, OpenDiary.com 36 Comments [1/9/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8943

Where along the line in evolution did organisms start to "care" about anything. If we are purely science, then how did emotions come about? Along the same lines, when did the guilt of being naked arise, thus causing us to wear clothes?

Malorie, Myspace 30 Comments [1/9/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8940

I think that homosexuality started out as just being rebellious, being something that no one else is, to get attention, then it became popular for some reason and there ya go. Nothing more then an act of rebellion, an attention grabber, something that makes controversy because you just love it. Oh admit it you do!

XxxgooxxX, OpenDiary.com 15 Comments [1/9/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8939

The crust of the Earth shows ZERO signs of species transitioning, plus the massive gaps has no effect on evolutionary dogma. IOW, lack of evidence does not get in the way.

Transitional evidence is the reason for being of Darwinian evolution. There is none. Evolution proceeds unimpeded = Bible tells us why.

Did you know Eugene Dubois and the entire Darwinian scientific establishment accepted a few scraps of whatever dug out of the ground by prison inmates as the decisive evidence FOR human evolution ?

The most extraordinary claim of all time (actually 1 of 2) decided by a few obscure scraps. This shows what hard up frauds these lunk heads were desparately trying to validate atheist worldview.

Herepton, EvC Forum 20 Comments [1/9/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8938

he theory of Evolution is the stupidest thing I've ever heard, or at least it's in my top 3. Darwin was a moron, a huge fucking moron, who I would assume got high off some shit he found on that little island he explored on for so long and made up this big story that man came from apes. That is so stupid you just wanna bring him back from the dead and smack him, numerous times over. I don't know about any of you, but I KNOW for a fact that I never came from no ape. My ancestors never came from no ape.

XxxgooxxX, OpenDiary.com 37 Comments [1/9/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8937

Atheists are almost always Lefties, and as I pointed out awhile back, Lefties are the spiritual descendants of the original Puritans. They can't live with the thought that somebody, somewhere, is doing what HE wants to do rather than what the Lefties want him to do.

DesertFox, Free Conservatives 24 Comments [1/9/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8936

[After demanding to know why bacteria decided to grow penises, and being told that a question referring to bacteria genitals is absurd.]

Yes. It is absurd.

Yes, I understand how evolution "works". You obviously dont know what you're talking about if you are denying, from the evolutionists perspective, that we came from a single organism.

But you believe that we came from it an asexual bacterium, so I asked you to explain yourself.

But seriously. Everything was asexual at one point if the only living organism was a bacterium that reproduced via mitosis.

It's a flaw in the whole naturalist perspective and it will not be explained away.

Tyler, Myspace 13 Comments [1/9/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8935

So it [bacteria] gradually grew a penis over time?

[Bacteria don't have penises!]

But why are there penises (peni? what's the plural?) all over the place today? The bacteria didn't need the penis so why did it work towards an organism that would develop one if it was uneeded to reproduce?

Malorie, Myspace 20 Comments [1/9/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8934

It is interesting stuff. It's funny when discoveries like "The Neanderthal is proven to be a hoax" doesn't even make any kind of news or anything because it takes away from the proof that they want. Interesting what you find out when you do your own research instead of just relying on what you have been told.

Michelle, Myspace 22 Comments [1/9/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8933

How did an asexual bacterium turn into us? It obviously had a both a sperm and egg at one point between bacterium and human, right? How do you explain that away? [...]

Explain to me this process of a bacterium that reproduces through mitosis growing both sexual organs and evolving into a human, would you?

Tyler, Myspace 13 Comments [1/9/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8931

A couple weeks back, I was at the video store and considered renting the Muppets' (a kids' show) "Wizard of Oz" (a kids' story). I decided against it - actually, I now believe God put it on my heart to avoid it. Now I know why. The Disney Channel (a kids' channel) ran the movie tonight and I couldn't believe that they felt it necessary to dump some blatant sexuality into it! In the scene where the characters first meet the Wizard, they all go in individually and the Wizard uses his machines or whatever to appear as something different to each of them. To the Cowardly Lion (Fozzy), he appeared as a dragon to scare him. To the Scarecrow (Kermit), he appeared as a firey face that spit fireballs. Then we come to the Tinman (Gonzo). As with the plain Gonzo, the Tinman has a chicken as a girlfriend. So what do the people who made this movie have the Wizard appear as to him? Yes, a chicken... eventually. First, they had him appear as a scantily clad, curvaceous woman with a "sexy" demeanor and voice. What. The. Foosball? Exactly how is that appropriate content for kids? Rhetorical question - IT"S NOT! I am glad God pushed me away from that video at the store. I don't want my kids exposed to such garbage.

Oh, yes. Let the "you're overreacting" and "you're a prude" talk begin now. Five words I can say to those kinds of responses: take 'em and shovel 'em.

The Laughing Man, Theology Web 27 Comments [1/9/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8930

humans did not come from monkeys other wise there would be monkey people now a days and i don't see monkey men any were ,do you?

sirchuahua, Christian Forums 26 Comments [1/9/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8929

Why we are winning in Iraq.

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MrMannn, Rapture Ready 29 Comments [1/9/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8926

If someone held a gun up to me and asked if Ibelieved in God, I would say yes to pull the trigger. I know He's real. I know He's there. God's my only hope. He's my lifeline. He's my comforter. He's my creator. He's my...oh, here I go crying again. I'm crying for you. I can't believe that you've been so deceived. Oh, I'm so so sorry. I can't believe that someone could be so deceived.

.:.Rawker_Chic[k].:., Myspace 13 Comments [1/9/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8925

The fact God created this large universe full of galaxies and stars doesn't assume there's life on them. They're there for this reason:

Ps 19:1 - Show Context The heavens declare the glory of God; and the firmament sheweth his handywork.

The heavens declare the glory of God. That's a good reason for all the planets, stars, etc. to be there.

Lynn73, Christian Forums 10 Comments [1/9/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8921

['the problem when people don't believe in God is not that they believe nothing, it is that they believe anything.']

Not just anything, but anything that forwards their agenda. That's why 90% of atheists are also liberals.

Maggie_T, Free Conservatives 24 Comments [1/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8919

hinduism: pick a god, any god

of course its racist, it was written by ancient racist men and uninspired by the one true God.

ILoveYeshua, Christian Forums 9 Comments [1/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8917

['A friend of yours is being chased by a murderer. She comes to your door and tells you about this situation, then proceeds to hide. You know where she hides. A little while later, the murderer comes to your door and asks you where she is. What should you do?']

I'm afraid I would have to tell the muderer where my friend was.

Liars have their part in the lake of fire, that burns forever and ever!

Martinez, Christian Forums 32 Comments [1/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8915

[On the true meaning of religious freedom]

wow, I'ts amazing...someone actually knows that america is based on god!! its got to be a first, america was a land our forefathers found because of god and as such they dedicated the land to god. I bet you guys dont know that the freedom of religion we have has been altered, originally the freedom of religion meant we were free to worship god any way we want, such as worship him like a pentecostal or worship him like a quiet bible thumper, we were free to worship the 1 true god any way we wanted but now thats all changed and now the freedom we have is to worship any god we want

if our forefathers could come back to life, they would probably be sick to there stomachs in what america has become because of people giving in to there fleshly wants, 1 things for sure, they would not allow homosexuality or any thing thats against the 1 true god and that includes worshiping other gods

son_michael, Naruto Forums 19 Comments [1/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8914

Wholey Evil Leader of the Liberal World, have we forgotten about this sHillary??? Are we going to allow her to slip beneath the radar and mount a charge against the morality of the United States of America??? Well, I know that I would if I lived with her!!!!

Artica, MightyRighty.com 7 Comments [1/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8913

[The titles and descriptions of two boards from The Upper Room forum]

ACLU Watch
Articles, comments, and news regarding Christianity's and Freedom's biggest foe in America.


The Homosexual Agenda In America
The push of the unrighteous to pervert the minds Of America.

The Upper Room forum, The Upper Room 6 Comments [1/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8912

How come atheists do not believe in god? I do not understand how you can feel like this. I have atheist neighbors but i cna't talk to them. I want to talk to them for god oneday but I need to understand them more.
can you explain why you don' believe in god? did something bad happen? are you jewish?

jesus_has_risened, Unchained Radio Forums 38 Comments [1/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8910

My friend, gullible is the LAST thing I am. You think my faith is something I do on the side, unbased, unchecked, unchallenged? Believe me I checked it inside our and found it to be the infallable, stable based truth. [...]

And yes, evolution is the biggest lie ever. Did you watch the seminar I spoke of? There are also debates of 3 evolutionists debating one creationist about SCIENCE. Watch that one. And no, they are not fake- they are well known people.

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With love in Christ, Michael.

Michael the Indefinable, Myspace 15 Comments [1/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8909

Any Christian that is embarrassed by Gods deeds in either the NT or the OT is not a real Christian.

JFKLiberal, Sean Hannity Discussion Forum 18 Comments [1/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8906

The Oneness Branhamites paradoxically had unveiled this truth.

Adam and Eve were pure humans direct created by God and Abel was their fruit of thier human beings, but only Cain was not a pure human because he had the breeding of the serpent. Prior to the fall of Eve before the curse the serpent was an ape form or more than just an Ape because serpent was a very perfect animal created by God almost liken to human, proof that the serpent was liken to human because he had an ability to talk with Eve.
The serpent beguiled(sexually tempted) Eve, and their fruit of their actions was Cain the firsborn(the fruit of the first sex).
After all the generations of Adam and Eve there were already an inter-marriage between pure humans and the bloodlines of the serpent(an ape-form), so all of us have the bloodlines of the serpent(Evolution calls it an ape origin) that needs to be cut-off by the precious blood of Jesus.

MarcServet, Christian Forums 28 Comments [1/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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