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Quote# 8931

A couple weeks back, I was at the video store and considered renting the Muppets' (a kids' show) "Wizard of Oz" (a kids' story). I decided against it - actually, I now believe God put it on my heart to avoid it. Now I know why. The Disney Channel (a kids' channel) ran the movie tonight and I couldn't believe that they felt it necessary to dump some blatant sexuality into it! In the scene where the characters first meet the Wizard, they all go in individually and the Wizard uses his machines or whatever to appear as something different to each of them. To the Cowardly Lion (Fozzy), he appeared as a dragon to scare him. To the Scarecrow (Kermit), he appeared as a firey face that spit fireballs. Then we come to the Tinman (Gonzo). As with the plain Gonzo, the Tinman has a chicken as a girlfriend. So what do the people who made this movie have the Wizard appear as to him? Yes, a chicken... eventually. First, they had him appear as a scantily clad, curvaceous woman with a "sexy" demeanor and voice. What. The. Foosball? Exactly how is that appropriate content for kids? Rhetorical question - IT"S NOT! I am glad God pushed me away from that video at the store. I don't want my kids exposed to such garbage.

Oh, yes. Let the "you're overreacting" and "you're a prude" talk begin now. Five words I can say to those kinds of responses: take 'em and shovel 'em.

The Laughing Man, Theology Web 30 Comments [1/9/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8933

How did an asexual bacterium turn into us? It obviously had a both a sperm and egg at one point between bacterium and human, right? How do you explain that away? [...]

Explain to me this process of a bacterium that reproduces through mitosis growing both sexual organs and evolving into a human, would you?

Tyler, Myspace 14 Comments [1/9/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8934

It is interesting stuff. It's funny when discoveries like "The Neanderthal is proven to be a hoax" doesn't even make any kind of news or anything because it takes away from the proof that they want. Interesting what you find out when you do your own research instead of just relying on what you have been told.

Michelle, Myspace 24 Comments [1/9/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8935

So it [bacteria] gradually grew a penis over time?

[Bacteria don't have penises!]

But why are there penises (peni? what's the plural?) all over the place today? The bacteria didn't need the penis so why did it work towards an organism that would develop one if it was uneeded to reproduce?

Malorie, Myspace 24 Comments [1/9/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8936

[After demanding to know why bacteria decided to grow penises, and being told that a question referring to bacteria genitals is absurd.]

Yes. It is absurd.

Yes, I understand how evolution "works". You obviously dont know what you're talking about if you are denying, from the evolutionists perspective, that we came from a single organism.

But you believe that we came from it an asexual bacterium, so I asked you to explain yourself.

But seriously. Everything was asexual at one point if the only living organism was a bacterium that reproduced via mitosis.

It's a flaw in the whole naturalist perspective and it will not be explained away.

Tyler, Myspace 13 Comments [1/9/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8937

Atheists are almost always Lefties, and as I pointed out awhile back, Lefties are the spiritual descendants of the original Puritans. They can't live with the thought that somebody, somewhere, is doing what HE wants to do rather than what the Lefties want him to do.

DesertFox, Free Conservatives 24 Comments [1/9/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8938

he theory of Evolution is the stupidest thing I've ever heard, or at least it's in my top 3. Darwin was a moron, a huge fucking moron, who I would assume got high off some shit he found on that little island he explored on for so long and made up this big story that man came from apes. That is so stupid you just wanna bring him back from the dead and smack him, numerous times over. I don't know about any of you, but I KNOW for a fact that I never came from no ape. My ancestors never came from no ape.

XxxgooxxX, OpenDiary.com 37 Comments [1/9/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8939

The crust of the Earth shows ZERO signs of species transitioning, plus the massive gaps has no effect on evolutionary dogma. IOW, lack of evidence does not get in the way.

Transitional evidence is the reason for being of Darwinian evolution. There is none. Evolution proceeds unimpeded = Bible tells us why.

Did you know Eugene Dubois and the entire Darwinian scientific establishment accepted a few scraps of whatever dug out of the ground by prison inmates as the decisive evidence FOR human evolution ?

The most extraordinary claim of all time (actually 1 of 2) decided by a few obscure scraps. This shows what hard up frauds these lunk heads were desparately trying to validate atheist worldview.

Herepton, EvC Forum 21 Comments [1/9/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8940

I think that homosexuality started out as just being rebellious, being something that no one else is, to get attention, then it became popular for some reason and there ya go. Nothing more then an act of rebellion, an attention grabber, something that makes controversy because you just love it. Oh admit it you do!

XxxgooxxX, OpenDiary.com 15 Comments [1/9/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8943

Where along the line in evolution did organisms start to "care" about anything. If we are purely science, then how did emotions come about? Along the same lines, when did the guilt of being naked arise, thus causing us to wear clothes?

Malorie, Myspace 31 Comments [1/9/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8944

Ok I'm gonna change the topic here from Evo. to The Big Bang Theory, I also am totally against this theory because it's just as stupid as Evo. Tell me now, how can one giant piece of rock explode into 9 perfectly round spheres? Huh, don't say gravity because that's just stupid.

XxxGooxxX, OpenDiary.com 36 Comments [1/9/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8946

I'm not suggesting that we should have elephants or tigers who are building homes like ours. But based on needs alone it bothers me that elephants didn't see the need to invent the wheel so they could roll they're fat butts around. Or Tigers should have learned how to set snares after a couple of million years to catch just one Zebra as he rushes the herd in that direction. If evolution was real what i'm suggesting is totally reasonable based on the very laws of evolution proponents tell us exist.

Unworthy Servant, Bibleforums.org 21 Comments [1/9/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8947

Many fossil dinosaur skulls contain unexplained, empty passages. Scientists have not been able to guess the reason for these passages. Would it make sense that some dinosaurs used these passages as “gas tanks” for the combustible mixture used to “breathe fire?” We believe it does.

Unworthy Servant, Bibleforums.org 18 Comments [1/9/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8948

How long has the word T-Rex been around? Dragon was used to describe any creature that was considered horrible, terrible, deadly and uncommon. And when they were around, and humans killed off the last few. Cameras had not been invented yet, so they were just written about, and sometimes drawn. Problem was, some kings and knights wanted to exalt themselves as someone who was great by making up stories about killing these creatures. And because some of these stories were unbelievable, through this science found an easy way to classify them "all" as myths. Just as they classify all YEC's as liars.

It's like the Inca stones. Science found someone who made frauds, and therefore classified them all as frauds. Even the ones in museums all over the world, and they did this without testing them for age, or even the credibility of the person who found them. So this makes all museums who display them liars. All for what reason? So that evolution can have no evidence against it. The militant evolutionists will go to what ever means possible to achieve this.

ikester7579, Bibleforums.org 19 Comments [1/9/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8950

Satan will attack anyone who he feels is messing up his neighborhood and I believe that often the very ones that realize the evil of any vice have been dealing with, or bearing a cross of, or have their own thorn in the flesh which keeps them humble.....
Satan never gives up his attacks until a person dies. While I know that a person cannot lose his salvation (from GOD's own Word), my feeling is that SATAN (if he can no long have that person) wants to DESTROY their testimony and any value he or she may have to witness to others for CHRIST.

A secular example:
I believe that there was and still is a real Communist threat within the United States. I see the United States moving towards Secualr Humanistic Socialism and social reform, with governmental control of everything and anything it can ----given enough time and persistence.
Now McCarthy started out as a very smart individual with an eye on the mark; however, he began to seek and enjoy the limelight, the status, the public notoriety and I feel he was set up to look stupid and become a laughing stock by those who understood just what it takes to get rid of a hound. You encourage one's vanity. You look for their personal problem areas (McCarthy had a drinking problem). Then when they get high on themselves or lazy or let their guard down-----you feed them false information.............................................. Once the "problem" has been discredited----the real enemy is free to begin their contrivances once again....

LittleNipper, Christian Forums 16 Comments [1/9/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8909

Any Christian that is embarrassed by Gods deeds in either the NT or the OT is not a real Christian.

JFKLiberal, Sean Hannity Discussion Forum 18 Comments [1/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8910

My friend, gullible is the LAST thing I am. You think my faith is something I do on the side, unbased, unchecked, unchallenged? Believe me I checked it inside our and found it to be the infallable, stable based truth. [...]

And yes, evolution is the biggest lie ever. Did you watch the seminar I spoke of? There are also debates of 3 evolutionists debating one creationist about SCIENCE. Watch that one. And no, they are not fake- they are well known people.

www.drdino.com

With love in Christ, Michael.

Michael the Indefinable, Myspace 15 Comments [1/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8912

How come atheists do not believe in god? I do not understand how you can feel like this. I have atheist neighbors but i cna't talk to them. I want to talk to them for god oneday but I need to understand them more.
can you explain why you don' believe in god? did something bad happen? are you jewish?

jesus_has_risened, Unchained Radio Forums 38 Comments [1/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8913

[The titles and descriptions of two boards from The Upper Room forum]

ACLU Watch
Articles, comments, and news regarding Christianity's and Freedom's biggest foe in America.


The Homosexual Agenda In America
The push of the unrighteous to pervert the minds Of America.

The Upper Room forum, The Upper Room 6 Comments [1/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8914

Wholey Evil Leader of the Liberal World, have we forgotten about this sHillary??? Are we going to allow her to slip beneath the radar and mount a charge against the morality of the United States of America??? Well, I know that I would if I lived with her!!!!

Artica, MightyRighty.com 7 Comments [1/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8915

[On the true meaning of religious freedom]

wow, I'ts amazing...someone actually knows that america is based on god!! its got to be a first, america was a land our forefathers found because of god and as such they dedicated the land to god. I bet you guys dont know that the freedom of religion we have has been altered, originally the freedom of religion meant we were free to worship god any way we want, such as worship him like a pentecostal or worship him like a quiet bible thumper, we were free to worship the 1 true god any way we wanted but now thats all changed and now the freedom we have is to worship any god we want

if our forefathers could come back to life, they would probably be sick to there stomachs in what america has become because of people giving in to there fleshly wants, 1 things for sure, they would not allow homosexuality or any thing thats against the 1 true god and that includes worshiping other gods

son_michael, Naruto Forums 19 Comments [1/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8917

['A friend of yours is being chased by a murderer. She comes to your door and tells you about this situation, then proceeds to hide. You know where she hides. A little while later, the murderer comes to your door and asks you where she is. What should you do?']

I'm afraid I would have to tell the muderer where my friend was.

Liars have their part in the lake of fire, that burns forever and ever!

Martinez, Christian Forums 32 Comments [1/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8919

hinduism: pick a god, any god

of course its racist, it was written by ancient racist men and uninspired by the one true God.

ILoveYeshua, Christian Forums 9 Comments [1/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8921

['the problem when people don't believe in God is not that they believe nothing, it is that they believe anything.']

Not just anything, but anything that forwards their agenda. That's why 90% of atheists are also liberals.

Maggie_T, Free Conservatives 25 Comments [1/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8896

[Defending the sentence of the <a href="http://www.wcax.com/Global/story.asp?S=4319605&nav=4QcT" target="_blank">child rapist</a> who got 60 days in prison]

Lol, a day in that hole is a year for him. Plus, you really think hes stupid enough to rape more little girls once he gets out? If he does then hes not a rapist, he's mentally challenged and belongs in the Mental Institution. But I guarantee once out of jail that lasts longer then atleast 10 years, he wouldn't even look at a little girl anymore.

[You wouldn't use that logic on serial killers. Why use it on rapists?]

Actually, its easier on a Serial killer. A serial killer has a motive, a rapist doesn't. But, thats just me, I think that every second is a chance to change, you put that rapist in jail for 20, and I'll put my money on him, knowing that he wouldn't even get near a girl thats 200 feet away once he gets out of prison.

James, Myspace 23 Comments [1/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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