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Quote# 8905

the thing is sunsets shouldn't be beutiful if evolutionsts are right,
they should be a thing of horror and fear!
they should sybolise, minumin safe time to reach safe dwelling before the preditors come out!

Martinez, Christian Forums 43 Comments [1/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8904

Hey, I've got an idea for new show for NBC - check this out:

Two gay lovers are visited by an angel in their bedroom one night and have a change of heart. They both begin to read the bible and each episode centers around a bible lesson where they learn something new, repent of their sins, and make changes in their lives. In the last episode of season one, they discover Exodus International (an ex-gay) ministry and cry tears of joy as they realize the sinful nature of their lifestyle. In the last few minutes, they cry together and say their final goodbyes to each other as the last burning embers of their rainbow flag and ACLU membership cards smolder in the trashcan.

The gnashing of teeth and sheeking from the left would be deafening...

OscarTheOnion, Rapture Ready 49 Comments [1/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8903

Have you ever seen the effects of aging on people that live less than 100 years? Arm length is extended, and they're stooped. What would a person look like after 900 years of life? I bet they'd look just like a neanderthal.

guntario, Bibleforums.org 31 Comments [1/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8901

OK fair enough, one species can't change to a new species in one generation. [...]
So my question for you should be easy, show me one provable example of a reptile giving birth to a mammal after however many generations it took to happen.

Unworthy Servant, Bibleforums.org 20 Comments [1/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8900

[Coping with the news that anti-gay crusader Lonnie Latham propositioned a male police officer]

okay you know what.
you guys really take it.
you know what maybe if you
knew the whole story you would
understand. and as a member of south
tulsa baptist church. i have known him
pretty much all of my life. and guess what
he isn't gay. and he has been struggling with
this all his life. so you guys can go suck a cock.
because this site is gay. and everyone else commenting
on here is too.

just go fuck yourselfs.

emma, Pharyngula 35 Comments [1/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8897

[Regarding the punishment for the man who confessed to raping a 7 year old girl repeatedly until she was 10. Paragraph breaks added.]

honestly, what makes you all any better than the man who raped a girl for four years?

i know this sounds like a simply question...but is it really? odds are you're goin to pull out many defense mechanisms, dehumanize the man only to make yourself feel more worthy than that man. don't say becuase i didn't rape a girl for four years. God has a way to heal and fix problems that occur, so don't say her life is ruined...nothing is impossible...try praying instead of speaking. the girl will be fine if she has Christ in her life.

is a sinner not a sinner? so what then gives you the seat to make judgements? should you not then worry about your own faults and your own problems in life? you have way to many to count, and there's plenty there to keep you busy, so what then makes you righteous enough to say that man is guilty when you yourself are guilty of sin as well?

i beleive you should be humbled and live in humility, honoring one another above yourself...we are all very similar in how we work, act, and function...the mind is a very maleable thing..it can be tainted from the slightest thing...you too could become a rapist...humans...given the right circumstances, are capable of anything!

if you could realize that, you might have a little more fear of what you could be and understanding for what that man has done. i'm in no way defending him by any means, but you seem to put yourselves up on a pedastool...as if you are so much greater than he...deciding what is right and proper punishment for him.

jp, Myspace 47 Comments [1/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8896

[Defending the sentence of the <a href="http://www.wcax.com/Global/story.asp?S=4319605&nav=4QcT" target="_blank">child rapist</a> who got 60 days in prison]

Lol, a day in that hole is a year for him. Plus, you really think hes stupid enough to rape more little girls once he gets out? If he does then hes not a rapist, he's mentally challenged and belongs in the Mental Institution. But I guarantee once out of jail that lasts longer then atleast 10 years, he wouldn't even look at a little girl anymore.

[You wouldn't use that logic on serial killers. Why use it on rapists?]

Actually, its easier on a Serial killer. A serial killer has a motive, a rapist doesn't. But, thats just me, I think that every second is a chance to change, you put that rapist in jail for 20, and I'll put my money on him, knowing that he wouldn't even get near a girl thats 200 feet away once he gets out of prison.

James, Myspace 23 Comments [1/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8895

Let us take an accountant. One day at the end of his work, he has found an extra sum of say $10,000. He is 100% sure that if he takes that amount, it won't even be noticed. Now how do you think will he behave.

1) If he is an atheist, he will steal it.

2) If he is a theist, he will not.

This is how we will expect him to behave. So doesn't this mean that God is necessary for morality?

hello-world, Infidel Guy 57 Comments [1/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8893

Atheist societies die out because they have no investment in the future. They don't want no kids helping spend up their money. Selfishness. Greed. Of the grasping sort.

DesertFox, Free Conservatives 22 Comments [1/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8892

When the earth was created and sin entered in(satan being thrust down) it knock the earth off it's axis, that is why there is 365 days in a year and not 360 as you would think (the earth being round) and also why the sun (light) does not shine on the earth as a whole, leaving some parts in darkness at certain times.

always, Bibleforums.org 50 Comments [1/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8891

show me documented proof of a human giving birth to a chimp or visa versa...if we came from them then...then its stands to reason we would now...show me where without the help of a scientist...one animal changed into another species....thats what your saying we have done....

there is no proof...never has been, never will be...why? it never happened...darwins rabbits grew thinker fur to adapt to the climate...they did not turn into polar bears....any more than chimps turn into humans.

LindaJ, Bibleforums.org 23 Comments [1/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8889

[Responding to an article title "Scientists say magnet therapy is a waste of time"]

The great scientists of the day do not even believe the human body contains an aura (aka, the soul) so they claim that something beyond their understanding does not work because all of their theories and science does not yet understand how the true universe works. The can only observe and measure the world we live in, and even when they do that the results are questionable.

Magnetic therapy has influence on the aura, the aura has influence on the body. The physical body contains an energy body , magnetic waves are energy, how the two interact can have beneficial and negative effects.

As the world once believed that the world was flat, and the universe revolved around the earth, maybe one day scientists will discover the aura, and how magnetic waves interact with it.

sx1207, Yahoo! Message Board 16 Comments [1/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8888

Actually the primates you mention are the best evidence in existance that evolution is a false science. If we have truly been here for 65 million years or more, and if we all started from the same linneage such as a single cell organism, and if because of our surroundings all hominids evolved in unique ways to become Arangatangs, Chimps, Gorrilas or Homo Sapien then why in all these additional millions of years of evolution haven't these other creatures at least learned to communicate, build social infrastructures, economies, or even monogomous families for that matter ?

Unworthy Servant, Bibleforums.org 19 Comments [1/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8887

[Commenting on Spongebob and Barney the dinosaur promoting gay tolerance]

I don't know about Barney but a gay acquaintance of mine really likes Sponge Bob a lot. [...]

Barney, the lisping, lavender, light-in-his-loafers dinosaur is gay-friendly? Gee, go figure. [...]

As time goes by, the vile anti-social behavior of Queers steadily gets worse and worse . . . as this current FReeper article demonstrates!!! Therefore, allow me to repeat my own personal rant one more time:

Oak Hay, so I'm very disturbed and continually puzzled about how a small bunch of contrary to nature freaks can destroy our entire civilization. . . BUT DAMMIT, THEY'RE DOING IT !!!

These unsavory and unclean sub-human creatures delight in ramming their urine exhaust pipes into the rectal relief tubes of young boys (and of each other) !!! They brag and crow loudly about their filthy behavior !!! They demand access to our young and innocent children... so they can commit sodomy and oral sex acts upon them!!! Then they scream and holler...

"Homophobe"

... when we seek to save our children from their filthy and immoral activities!!! WHY IS THIS ALLOWED TO CONTINUE IN THIS ONCE-FREE REPUBLIC ??? DO WE NOT HAVE THE RIGHT AND MORAL DUTY TO PROTECT OUR CHILDREN FROM SLIME LIKE THIS ???

MisterRepublican, Free Republic 40 Comments [1/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8884

Take nine marbles in your hand and pretent that they are the planets earth mars jupiter etc. throw them in the air and watch where they land or throw them on the ground. As you can see the marbles have no arrangement and maybe even hit one another. But the planets revolve around the sun and do not collide with each other and keeps on staying in there right and pattern and the sun gives the correct gravitation pull on each planet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT CONCEPT ALONE IS MATHAMATICS!!!!!!!!! that means that it was design to run that way!!!!!!!!! That means a creator. Which to me =GOD The most supreme tech out being just to make that work and that is only one thing out of infinity that GOD can do. What do you think?

Tim, Myspace 39 Comments [1/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8882

Evolutionism requires the law and the courts to maintain its exclusivity. It cannot survive on its own merits, and must have arrogant, opinionated assmites like [George W. Bush appointee] "Judge" John E. Jones III on its side to censor all opposing viewpoints. Once again the religion of evolutionism prevails. All hail the "science" that relies for it validity on judges and voters.

DoctorDoom, Free Conservatives 13 Comments [1/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8880

['do you honestly believe in a god whose ego is so fragile that without you conducting daily worship of his exsistence he would punish you? What kind of a god is that']

A just God is a God that tells you how to get out of a deadly situation. If he were unjust, he would force you to yield. But, he has given you the roadmap to eternal bliss and lets you decide which road you want to travel.

Free Will? That is a whole lot better than you have it here on this planet.

roughneck_derrickman, Yahoo! Message Board 17 Comments [1/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8879

[Inadvertantly proving every religion ever.]

The existence of millions of believers ought to testify to the actual existence of Jesus Christ. None of the other Messiah claimants acquired such a following. I don't know of one instance of people following someone who didn't exist, do you?

Faith, EvC Forum 22 Comments [1/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8878

[Fundies ambush people in the street. No, this is not a comedy skit.]

<a href="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8047087636458478893&q=way+of+the+master">http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8047087636458478893&q=way+of+the+master</a>

Ray Comfort, Google Video 36 Comments [1/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8876

[Best Freudian slip ever.]

So... with less than 1% of all the knowledge in the universe (which is still quite a bit), you claim to know our God is even real.

What a presumptious claim, my friend. Maybe you should re-examine your beliefs and approach the truth with an open mind.
It's is pretty well known that you can chose to not believe something because you dont want to.

Tyler, Myspace 12 Comments [1/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8875

And yes I know not everything is water, but I also know everything is made from the waters.

What type of water wells up from within us from within Jesus from the Holy Spirit?
Isn't it Living Water?

I could really take this a very long way you know... [emphasis in original]

Duane Morse, Bibleforums.org 13 Comments [1/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8872

[Hey dad, what do you think of the possibility of Noah and his son's flying pterosaurs (the winged flying dinosaurs), wouldn't that help to explain some things?]

Why not? The natives have a legend about a thunderbird that sounds a lot like one of those, no?

dad, Christian Forums 19 Comments [1/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8871

[What makes you think that Dino's weren't in the ark?]

if we look at the other ark, the ark of the covenant, we see there were some things in there. like Aaron's rod. Yet the ark was little, just what was it, three feet long or something? How could a grown man's staff be in there? I guess we could say it was a shrimpy little thing, maybe. On the other hand this was a spiritual little box with amazing powers, and maybe betond space and time itsef inside. This means that basically anything may have been able to fit in there?! All we do is apply that to the other ark, and bring on the dinos!!!

dad, Christian Forums 24 Comments [1/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8870

The theory of evolution, IMO, deserves no respect. Evolution is touted as "science" but, in reality, is based only on imagination and religious persuasions. If they're going to pretend to be scientists, then they need to adhere to the empirical approach, which is totally foreign to their way of thinking. I think the biggest fallacy of evolutionary thinking is the wreckless use of extrapolations....e.g., peppered moths "prove" that natural selection is operative... therefore, man evolved from slime. This is not science. This is a misuse of "science" as a means to an end. [emphasis added]

Springer, Evolution Fairytale Forum 17 Comments [1/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 8869

Left wing christians are not 'christians' , they are Assholes who are blind when it comes to reading the bible and ignore scripture and promote the values of Lucifer/Satan

Republican Legion, Free Conservatives 18 Comments [1/4/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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