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Quote# 9460

A friend of mine believes he can date a girl who does not believe in God, Jesus, or the Bible, and thinks since times have changed, God would be more lenient (sorry for the bad spelling). I am trying to tell him that bible says you should not be "yoked" with an unbeliver

Izar, OpenPhorum 18 Comments [2/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9459

[One Christian speaking to another]

You are banned. You are not a Christian for Christians don't accuse brothers and sisters in Christ of being non-Christian.

Troy, Bibliocality 913 Comments [2/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9456

If the Biblical God isn't real, why do Jews exist? I'm referring to the ethnic group, not the religion.

the Jews unswervingly hold to the Old Testament account of their origin since day 1. Are they lying?

dan, Myspace 22 Comments [2/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9455

If you're suffering from homosexuality you need to know that it doesn't have to stay that way. You can get out. Homosexuality is caused by demonic possession and oppression. To be free of homosexuality you have to get rid of the demons. Some of you probably already suspect that you are afflicted by demons. You hear voices in the night, see strange shadows out of the corners of your eyes, feel odd things when walking about, and many other symptoms. God can free you from these demons right now. If you want to be free from these demons just scream out at the top of your lungs "Get away from me you foul demons!!!!! I command you in the almighty name of God the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost to leave me alone!!!! Be gone you evil demons!!!! Be gone!!!!!". Do this whenever you feel a demonic presence. If you do this, read scripture regularly and start attending church you'll be surprised at what a drastic turn your life will take.

elia_zothius, Internet Infidels 31 Comments [2/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9454

We have a nation of ruthless, self indulgent, God hating, liberal homo lovers who's agenda is to completely destroy the Christians and their righteous way of life by comparison to the depraved lifestyles of those who wish to pleasure themselves with sex, money and material things which God has no use for.

hardHammer, Sean Hannity Discussion Forums 18 Comments [2/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9453

BUT Noah DID provide Space for land animal such as stegasaurus etc..
I am guessing, that what happened to the Loch Ness Monsters(Yes there is a pack) is that they were swimming in a pack and as the Flood waters came down, they got trapped in the lake, and they would be trapped in a "aquariam"
After the flood (Before the flood there had never been any rain, hence why there was a global flood.)
The rest of the land animals (including the dinosaurs) would have been able to survive. I am SURE that back then all the lands were all joined, and thus it would be able to spread. But then came the Ice age. (There was Only ONE ice age) I mean where was the water ment to go. God gave the animals at least 2 hundred years. Then came the ice age.
Remember the ice age didn't cover the whole earth, there were places that were not effected like america.
There is countless evidence that Dinosaurs live on.
Most people, are to lazy or silly, to gather all the info and base their own belief's. They just take the word of the Scientists.

Antoiniette, EvC Forum 22 Comments [2/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9451

SCIENCE IS TRUE TO EN EXTENT BUT ALL THE COMMENT ****ZZ, AND EVELOTION IS TRUE TO A EXTENT, GIVE A MAN/WOMEN TIME, IT WILL EVOLVE, YOU GIVE A SPECICES TIME, IT WILL EVLOVE,
BUT IN THE END ITS GODS CREATION THAT IS BEING EVOLVED, AND IT IS WHERE GOD HAS PLACED AND CREATED IT TO BE, WHAT I MEAN BY THIS IS- THEM F*K TARTS WHO CREATE THE DINOSOUR MOVIES CREATING THERE OWN DINOSOURS ARE JUST BOARD AND TRYING TO EVOLVE SOMTHING NON EXISTANT TO THIS DAY, NOW WAT EVER IM GITING ON ABOUT HERE, ITS JUST TRUE, ANYONE WHO TAKES SCIENCE AND SHI* OVER GOD, IS JUST FOLLOWING A- FAKE GOD BEFORE THE ONE CREATOR. THE TRUE DEVINE CREATOR.

B33, Bibleforums.org 29 Comments [2/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9446

Here are some men and women who mocked God:

JOHN LENNON:
Some years before doing his interview with an
American Magazine, he said:
"Christianity will end, it will disappear. I do not
have to argue about that. I am certain. Jesus was
ok, but his subjects were too simple, Today we are
more famous than Him" (1966)".
Lennon, after saying that the Beatles were more
famous than Jesus Christ, was shot six times.

TANCREDO NEVES:
During the Presidential campaign, he said if he got
500 votes from his party, not even God would remove
him from Presidency. Sure he got the votes, but he
got sick a day before being made President, then he
died.

CAZUZA:
During a show in Canecão ( Rio de Janeiro ), whilst
smoking his cigarette, he puffed out some smoke into
the air and said: God, that's for you.

I can't even explain how he died.

THE MAN WHO BUILT TITANIC:
After the construction of Titanic, a reporter asked
him how safe the Titanic would be. With an ironic
tone he said: "Not even God can sink it"

The result: I think you all know what happened to
the Titanic.

William Wise, Yahoo! Message Boards 39 Comments [2/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9440

[Paragraph breaks added]

The Christian Religion is the absolute ultimate Power. If a person practices Roman Catholicism they can gain absolute Power. I have absolute Power by The Blood of Jesus Christ. I cannot die. I cannot be defeated. I will always have everything I ask for. [...]

Science is a catalog of observations that the universe does the will of God, perfectly. The Will of God being perfectly followed by all of Creation is the reason things can be predicted through science. But, without true knowledge, science becomes sorcery. The applied science of medicine is now the cause of illness. The aborteress makes death to the doctor through the sin of medical practice. Medicine is no longer practiced, but committed. When you go to see a doctor, he is programmed to suck as much cash out of your sickness as he possibly can. This is what happens to science without God. Patients are being sacrificed, being given expensive, lethal drugs in order to get every last penny out of them before they die. This serves as a sacrifice to the demon, Mammon. Science has been turned into witchcraft and sorcery.

By ignorance to Jesus Christ man has doomed himself to use all his knowledge for destruction. If The Name Jesus Christ is not proclaimed throughout the world, the disease of deceit will corrode man away like cancer. Homicide, abortion, sodomy, disease, starvation, suicide, genocide, use of artificial birth control, human sacrifice, and cannibalism are all symptoms of the disease that infects mankind. Our mockery of Jesus is our last cry to Him before we perish from an otherwise perfect universe. We are infected, and dying. Mankind is over.

AwesomeMachine, FSTDT Comments 28 Comments [2/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9438

[Reasoning out that Jacob Robida, responsible for the recent attacks in the gay bar, was in fact gay.]

No, of course not. After all, the only way a person can be identified as a homosexual is by their chosen behavior.

So we are limited to doing the following:

* noting that he frequented a homosexual bar - people who spend time in homosexual bars tend to be (you guessed it) homosexual

* noting that he had no known girlfriend - another clue

* noting that he committed multiple acts of violence - homosexuals are known to commit domestic violence at a somewhat higher rate than do normal, heterosexual couples, and homosexuals are also known to commit sexual molestation of children at higher rates than do heterosexuals

So yes, of course we have no way of knowing for certain that he was a homosexual. But it's the most intelligent guess we can make at this point until (if ever) we uncover some evidence to the contrary.

Native American, Free Conservatives 21 Comments [2/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9437

To atheist science is their god, how do you prove science is right, well by using science.

Jesus is the answer., Myspace 32 Comments [2/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9434

scientists are using faith and ignorance themselves when they decide that a phenomena MUST be a natural instance that they don't know about yet.
That's what evolution is basically...

Britt, The Debating Realm 11 Comments [2/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9429

Indeed it is clear to me that the existence of fraudulent psychics makes the existence of genuine psychics more likely.

Interesting Ian, JREF Forums 30 Comments [2/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9427

First of all, orbits are not a result of gravity. [...]

you ppl dont think.

l-Jaguar-l, MySpace 23 Comments [2/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9426

well guys you dont have to be a roket scientist to know this well Jesus is know to exist by the works still written in the stone around Rome and the big fuss he caussed you coud go to any Romen temple and there is probably something ritten asking something like who's Jesus its verry simple lol i dont know how you guys dint know this....

Bongothe: D.R.A.C.O., Myspace 29 Comments [2/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9425

What if, America became a totalitarian gov with a Good moral or christian king.

Lets say he doesn't get corrupt, and makes sure people stay morally right. (makes premarital sex illegal, outlaws abortion, etc).

Is it still wrong?
I don't think so...
I think its right. I think that democracy is only valid if the people have morals and can control themselves when it comes to right and wrong. I think its becoming apparent that that the majority cannot.

DebateKing, The Debating Realm 40 Comments [2/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9422

God did not make it logical that there is no God, how can that be?
Ever thought of how information, brain ideas and knowledge came to be?
Everything on earth points to divine creation. And tell me, why would God say in his own bible that he created earth, and then make it logical that there is no God?
Not possible.

DebateKing, The Debating Realm 29 Comments [2/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9419

I have a theory that one reason that so many foreigners hate America is because they resent the fact that their women really go for American men.

Yet, to bitter old spinster American feminists, we are the worst in the world.

PaulRevere, Free Conservatives 32 Comments [2/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9417

[On abortion]

whenever we kill a life we could possibly killing one more witness for christ.

cRoUcHinG tIgEr HiDdEN VaLleY GiRl, Myspace 14 Comments [2/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9416

[On the gay marriage slogan, "Marriage is about love, not gender."]

If marriage is about love then why are you trying to argue that people should have the right to get married based on their sexual preference?

Chris Nadz, Myspace 27 Comments [2/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9407

and I didn't say that the whole country of Iraq are terrorists, cuz they aren't! There are a few Christians out there...get your facts straight...

Chip, Myspace 18 Comments [2/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9406

Yes I hate and detest anyone who insults the Prophet ..

Abdel Hassan, AhlulBayt 11 Comments [2/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9404

[An exorcism anecdote]

Simply put, I was attacked for daring to go against the demon to liberate a soul from his grip. It was not food poisoning that hurt me because nothing came up; the last time I was in that state the poisoned substances took a good two days to clear out of my system. But here, nothing. The illness was instantly gone. Not the slightest bit of sickness remained after I stood up. It was as if a spirit of nausea had been sent into me as retaliation for my pastoral love of that soul and was as easily cast out of me by my guardian angel who just said, “Enough is enough!”

lisa4catholics, Sean Hannity Discussion Forum 14 Comments [2/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9398

THE PLEDGE OF THE UNITED STATES OF ABORTION

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of Abortion
and to the murder for which is stands,
one nation, under evolution in our godless government schools,
completely divided, with liberty and justice for those outside the womb.

preacherGeorge, Campus Ministry 26 Comments [2/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9396

Gee, how will you feel, when your kid hears that there's a hypothesis to explain the origins of man, other than evolution? YOU'd probably have a stroke.

Longhorn Platinum, FSTDT Comments 34 Comments [2/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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