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Quote# 9389

[Photo of preacher's sign at Davis, California. The list on the sign has been quoted for readability]

<img src="images/youmakemesick.jpg">

YOU MAKE ME SICK

Lazy Christians
BABY KILLERS
Sport's Nuts
Party Animals
Sex-Drugs-Rock Music
Roman Catholics
Computer Freaks
People that watch TV more than Study the Bible
People That Talk To Pets More Than God
The Jews That Are From The Synagogue Of Satan
Lying Penteco$tal$
Ankle Biters
Money Lovers
Sex Perverts
Rebellious women
Fox Hole Religion
False Religions
RACISTS
Effeminate Culture
Dykes On Bikes
CHILD MOLESTING HOMOSEXUALS
AND MORMONS

Unknown, Davis Wiki - Preachers with signs 67 Comments [2/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9391

[On the recent Muslim attacks on the <a href="http://www.fstdt.com/blog/article.php?id_article=80" target="_blank">embassies in Damascus.</a>]

To me that's not an over-reaction at all, you just have to be willing to look at it through their eyes.

Prime Minister, Myspace 7 Comments [2/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
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Quote# 9396

Gee, how will you feel, when your kid hears that there's a hypothesis to explain the origins of man, other than evolution? YOU'd probably have a stroke.

Longhorn Platinum, FSTDT Comments 34 Comments [2/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9398

THE PLEDGE OF THE UNITED STATES OF ABORTION

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of Abortion
and to the murder for which is stands,
one nation, under evolution in our godless government schools,
completely divided, with liberty and justice for those outside the womb.

preacherGeorge, Campus Ministry 26 Comments [2/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
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Quote# 9362

[On the Islamic protests against cartoons depicting Mohammed]

I don't care how many of them are peace-lovers. Give them an ultimatum: "You have seven days to publicly execute all of your radicals, dynamite all of your extremist mosques, acknowledge Israel's right to exist, and admit to the inferiority of Islam until such time as its adherents have atoned (to OUR satisfaction) for the immaturity of its previous 'spiritual' articulation and barbarity of its past actions."

Then, to show them we mean business, vaporize one of their capital cities. If they take to the streets in response (or refuse to comply with the ultimatum), then vaporize another city, and another, and another, until they cower--until they break.

Un_Con_Troll_Able, Free Conservatives 35 Comments [2/4/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9367

['There's a good reason why all civilized nations on this planet have long since ceased to employ torture as a means of punishment. It is an abomination, a horrible crime in itself.']

But, the basis for eternal punishment is not predicated on the so-called "civilized nations." And isn't that a great thing!!

Deren, Christian Forums 9 Comments [2/4/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9369

ONE THING FOR SURE from a CHristians perspective...it [HIV] came about because of a perversion and spread from there through other sexually promiscuous people who did it with that person etc.

[Do you have any idea how many children die from HIV each year?]

Children who get it from toilet seats? NO...from parents who were promiscuous. And this had to do with..what? THE SINS OF THE PARENTS WILL be visited on the children (as a reminder to the parents of the destruction their acts bring that THEY might repent and cry out to God instead of going the same way...) Meanwhile... God can heal and deliver ALL who cry out to him. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA&gt;..hell...any idea at all how many people GOD DELIVERED FROM DISEASES THIS YEAR???

Robert, Myspace 32 Comments [2/4/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9372

[Replying to someone calling Hilter a faggot]

Conquering almost all of Europe and taking on the entire world and almost winning doesnt sound much like the work of a fag to me. Hitler was someone to reckon with, he no doubt made his mark on history forever. And to top it all off this man did all this with a battered country which he himself rose up.

Hitler is also no doubt, probably the most famous person next to Jesus that most people know world wide.

Will humanity remember your name after you die? So whose really the fag.

Brian Michael C, Myspace 38 Comments [2/4/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
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Quote# 9373

[An anti-gay sign at a manifestation in Chicago]

<a href="http://www.pbase.com/sisluv/image/26646916" target="_blank">http://www.pbase.com/sisluv/image/26646916</a>

Unknown, PBase.com 14 Comments [2/4/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9376

I was in DC a few months ago with The Cause USA for an all night prayer event. We were just soaking in God's presence and then I felt waves of electricity and glory overshadowing me. I could tell that there was an angel flapping its wings there. Another time I was at church and I felt an angel leaning on my left shoulder. It was like heat and I was so wasted on Jesus and drunk in the Spirit.

Ibreakdrumsticks, Annointed Youth 28 Comments [2/4/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9378

When ever I tell people this they always think, "Wow, that must have been the worst day in your life when that car hit you." Ah, but their wrong, the day the car hit me was the best day of my life because without that I would have never found hope, never found meaning, never found a reason to live. God is hope, God is meaning, God is a reason to live. That is how God knocked some sense into me.

ferventjcFreak, Annointed Youth 17 Comments [2/4/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9381

[This is not sarcasm]

Im voting in the conservatives in January, then we Canadians will start truly supporting our great ally to the south. We must become as Italy and Germany were during WW2, and walk in step, never disagreeing, never breaking our bond. Nothing must divide us! And when Bush says it is time to go to war, it is we Canadians duty to say "YES SIR!" Grab a gun, and commence the process of killing the godless enemies of freedom.

And If Bush says, "Canada it is time for you to join the United States" then we must say "Oh thank you Bush for allowing us the privilege to join your great country, " we will then bring our American friends gifts and write them a thank you card for letting us join them in their greatness.

Any who disagree with what I have just said should be considered enemies of freedom. Because You are opposing all that is good. And You will be remembered when we begin bringing freedom to the world; which in other words means, not a good thing for you.

Brian Michael C, Myspace 65 Comments [2/4/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9382

[Responding to "It's heartless to say that people with AIDS either deserve it or only have it to make their parents suffer."]

It's heartless to say it's heartless. You are prejudging. IF I have spiritual insight THAT WHAT I SAID IS TRUE&gt;...then that makes you nothing more than wrong.

Robert, Myspace 11 Comments [2/4/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9383

The power to burn people alive is nothing compared to the power to compell attendance to government schools. Sodomites use public schools to pass on the culture of death to children they cannot have.

AwesomeMachine, FSTDT Comments 23 Comments [2/4/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9384

FUA stands for Fuck U atheist now ban me for 3 years you bastered ! HEHEHEHEHHAHAHAHA you have no respect in this world. i don even want to spit on you. i don want to make my spit dirty. Now get burn like a sun and ban me for 30 years HEHEHAHAHAHA !!!!
This is all bcoz you are offending our religion. if you do so you will be wipedup very soon and get burn like ashes.
hehehahahaha.
Now shit your comments.

FUA, Infidel Guy 27 Comments [2/4/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9324

[A student sued the Palm Beach County School Board because he was berated in class when he refused to stand for the pledge.]

Scolded in front of his classmates??? Heaven forbid! If I had been one of his classmates, I would have made him see some stars he would respect. If I were his parents, he wouldn’t want to sit down after I showed him after the kind of red stripes I showed him. Dissent is one thing, disrespect for the very freedom that gives you that right is another. Just because you have the right to do something doesn’t mean it is the right thing to do.

Jay, StopTheACLU 30 Comments [2/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9326

['Why would God allow eight million children to be born each year with a serious genetic birth defect.']

Perhaps the parents will be shocked into questioning the meaning of life, which could ultimately lead them to become Christians?

Maybe the baby is abandoned, and dies as a result of negligence. Society would be appalled by this and pressure the government for better social services, thus benefitting other people?

Dragons87, Christian Forums 22 Comments [2/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9331

[On the increase of "islamophobia" in Europe]

Phobia ain't nowhere near it. It would be fun to slaughter islamonutters. Maybe even better than sex. I would take my time with it, enjoy it. Foreplay? Ripping out their teeth from their gumline after a nice bootkick to the back of their head on a concrete curb. Just plucking out their yellow canines and then shitting down their throats. That ain't fear. That's a plain old good time.

Wyatt_Junker, Free Conservatives 59 Comments [2/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9337

I think that Katrina, was one of God's "Smackings" as you say... Because, there are alot of Homosexuals in New Orleans, and it's a "partying" city, so I think Katrina is something like that...

heaven Bound, Annointed Youth 31 Comments [2/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9338

You know, I agree with all that, except for one thing. The Lord does and has punished with sickness. A few people I know myself who have been gifted prophetically have had the somber task of telling somebody that if they don't obey the Lord in something, repent, whatever, they will (for example, this was in one case) be blinded by the Lord. The one didn't take their advice/word from God/His command, and after leaving then returning months later, the person who had told her this, saw the lady enter the restaurant with a guide dog

Keen, Annointed Youth 22 Comments [2/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9339

We live on planet earth (we who really have Jesus in a precious relationship) along with
the wild heathens, who try to sin to fill the gap of their emptiness. We hold the key
that could convert them... we have a very wonderful capability of winning these souls
to Jesus.

So... why are the Mormons getting all of them?

Joy-Girl, Annointed Youth 19 Comments [2/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9342

Did you all know you are being watched? This thread read by a another board that copies and paste quotes from Christian boards to their site to make fun of the members on here?

Scroll down just a little way to see a quote from a user on this thread: http://www.fstdt.com/

Off course they mostly go after 'fundies'...meaning conversative Christians to make fun of...apparently they have no life to be spending so much time doing this...its really stupid.

Just thought I would let you know.

whitestar, Christian Forums 22 Comments [2/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9346

Evolutionsts Paul Mirecki [<a href="http://www.fstdt.com/blog/article.php?id_article=8" target="_blank">this guy</a>] now knows of the wrath of God. His put downs of creationists were exposed in an email he wrote. Then he wanted to take Creationism out of the science curriculum at Kansas and move it to a mythology class. But the Creator had other plans! God led two of his servants sent to give Mirecki the butt whipping he deserved! After getting out of the hospital with head injuries, Mirecki then was forced to resign his position at the University of Kansas! I pray that other evolutionists will repent or receive the same or worse fate!!! God is more powerful than the words of any darwinist. If you don't repent immediately and admit that God created the world exactly like He said He did in the Bible, don't be surprised if someday you wind up in a hospital - or in HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bible Man, TalkOrigins Feedback 27 Comments [2/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9347

If u have sex before marriage then in Gods eyes u are married to that person if a man rapes a woman in Gods eyes they are married it sucks for the girl but what can we do lol

Gods soldier, Myspace 293 Comments [2/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9348

God does not possess the power to be powerless therefore he is all powerfull..... this inconsistency becomes clearly consistent with the truth that to be All-powerful is to be "not powerless.....

Having unlimited or absolute power or authority or being Omnipotent includes the ability to not be able to act in a powerless fashion nor fashion anything more powerful than the most powerful.

WitnesstheReal, FSTDT Comments 29 Comments [2/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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