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Quote# 9789

['You admitted with your own mouth that Jesus helped and healed the poor, made friends with outcasts, yet the Pharisees were the liberals and Jesus was conservative (?). So ridiculous that I submitted your post to Fundies Say The Darndest Things.']

Gee, Squantum spit hangs out at a web site with a bunch fags. Big surprise there!

Not!

CRASH, TheologyOnline 21 Comments [2/24/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9790

[On why he doesn't have a job.]
I'm not real motivated to EARN right now. My screwed up country imposes regulations that say I have to participate in PUBLIC INSURANCE (ie. social security). Jesus specifically commands that we not 'save up for tomorrow' (which is the whole premise of this program) and the bible overall tells me not to put my security in society AND to avoid the appearance of evil.


Robert, Myspace 18 Comments [2/24/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9793

ok i have a bible study at school and iv been teaching it for quite a while. well ive asked to have it anounceds in the morning but my priceipla keeps saying no! he said i cant let you do that because of the sationonic people will want to have an anounced to . this doesnt make sence to me. do we have a right to let people knnow that we have a bible study?

SEJesusFrEak, Bibleforums.org 32 Comments [2/24/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9795

The energy given off by the Sun doesn't supply enough of a counterargument to the Second law of Thermodynamics.

['Based on what? Cite your source. Show us the math.']

Raw energy alone (sunlight) is of no particular use to anything.

citizenfitz, Yahoo! Message Boards 30 Comments [2/24/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9796

One being France, where gay marriage is allowed (to the best of my knowledge) yet they have inforced a law that prohibits religious symbols/ clothing/ outward expression of faith in public places - basically they are removing freedom of religion and religious expression, which is one of our HUMAN RIGHTS.........therefore we assume that France is breaking the law by doing this

Geoff, Myspace 20 Comments [2/24/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9746

Democrats and Middle Eastern terrorists are one and the same, lately.

Maggie_T, Free Conservatives 20 Comments [2/23/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9747

Now guys, I catch flack sometimes, but I teach our boys to avoid girls who will not submit and/or who are contentious. One of teh ways I tell them to weed out a contentious woman is to ask them how they feel about these passages. I promise you they will get really upset (especially if they present it wrong ) or they will find one who wants to have that type of marriage. It takes longer to find a wife one can get along with, but that is all too important. I also tell them to look at the girls relationship with her father, because how she reacts to her father will be an indicator of how she acts towards them.

theabaud, bibleforums.org 26 Comments [2/23/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9748

['And since the therapsid jawbones did in fact evolve into mammalian ear bones, you are dead wrong on your second point.']

You are making this WAY too easy. If it functioned, then it is not considered IC. If we found evidence of a developing ear in the fossil record, and knew that it would did not work until it developed further, that is NOT evidence for darwinism. That is evidence of something forming in anticipation of a FUTURE benefit. Blind forces do not anticipate future benefits. Anyway, you're too ignorant of ID. You dno't seem to get it. Maybe you can follow my debates with other peolpe and catch on later.

namordecai, Yahoo! Message Boards 7 Comments [2/23/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9749

They[Soldiers in Iraq] knew what they were getting into when they joined. They joined because they are brave and noble and are willing to fight for their country. They signed up for it.

Babies don't know what they are getting into when their parents conceive them and decide to kill them. They have no choice, they are dependent on the decision of the parents. They didn't sign up for it.

[Do you think Iraqi civilians had a choice?]

Leave it to a non-Christian to care more about the killing of innocent children rather than supporting our country.

Jojo!, Myspace 21 Comments [2/23/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9750

The arguments for faggotry as defined by behavioral 'choice'.

1) Prison: The rates of buggery, consensual and non go up dramatically behind bars. Even with the option of getting legally married and 'conjugating'; this has not affected those facts.

2) China: With astronomical female abortions due to the 2 child only law(most families want boys), faggotry has been on the rise. China will make San Francisco look like Marin County in 25 years.

3) Greece: When society(the codes, mores and norms) of ancient Greece accepted faggotry as another lifestyle on par with any other, homosexuality increased. Some even say it had a hand in the death of the Grecian Empire.

The government needs to support same-sex marriage in order to provide an incentive for family building since the number one raw material of any society are human resources and labor replenishment. America needs to get above its 2.02 rate of replenishment in order to stay competitive with China, India and the muslim fanatics, keeping our GDP head and shoulders above theirs.

You are already seeing what happens in European countries like France and Germany when they don't consider this a priority. Sperm is either swilled or disdained. Kids are uncouth and disruptive. An atheistic selfish society will not last. Homosexuality is just one more nail in that coffin.

Wyatt_Junker, Free Conservatives 25 Comments [2/23/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9751

Homosexual behavior occurs and develops much the same as any other sin. Many Homosexuals are introduced to it as children through molestation etc. Recruitment into the practice plays a major role. The power of suggestion, (children set up to ridicule and teased plants the notion in their head). The Scripture teaches that there is Pleasure in Sin for a season. After that comes Judgment.

I personally believe that Homosexuality is a Spiritual condition. Demons are spirit beings, their job is to infect the thought processes in individuals and convince them to follow their lower nature, the sin nature. Heterosexuals, those who choose Homosexual, and those who are not sexual at all can be influenced into some form of besetting sin. Virtually everyone who is willing to "set aside the sin that doth so easily beset them" can repent. Salvation and 'deliverance' can be theirs through the provisions of Calvary.

omegatrump, Free Conservatives 13 Comments [2/23/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9754

[There is no crisis in Iraq. It is all part of a masterplan]

Plus I like the fact that President Bush has (wisely and gently) brought the Muleslime world to fighting among themselves, blowing each other up, rather than launching any more terrorist attacks in his country, America.

Well done, President Bush! Well done indeed.

Native American, Free Conservatives 22 Comments [2/23/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9755

<a href="http://www.harunyahya.com/evolution_specialpreface.php" target="_blank">http://www.harunyahya.com/evolution_specialpreface.php</a>

Most people think the theory of evolution was first proposed by Charles Darwin, and rests on scientific evidence, observations and experiments. However, the truth is that Darwin was not its originator, and neither does the theory rest on scientific proof. The theory consists of an adaptation to nature of the ancient dogma of materialist philosophy. Although it is not backed up by scientific discoveries, the theory is blindly supported in the name of materialist philosophy.

This fanaticism has resulted in all kinds of disasters. Together with the spread of Darwinism and the materialist philosophy it supports, the answer to the question "What is a human being?" has changed. People who used to answer: "Human beings were created by God and have to live according to the beautiful morality He teaches", have now begun to think that "Man came into being by chance, and is an animal who developed by means of the fight for survival." There is a heavy price to pay for this great deception. Violent ideologies such as racism, fascism and communism, and many other barbaric world views based on conflict have all drawn strength from this deception.

This article will examine the disaster Darwinism has visited on the world and reveal its connection with terrorism, one of the most important global problems of our time.

robaby1984, Yahoo! Message Boards 20 Comments [2/23/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9756

[quantumspirit wrote 'Too many people expect the school to do everything, but that is still not an excuse to withdraw, or shut down public schools. For example, I make frequent trips to the library or Barnes & Noble, and have voltmeters and an oscilloscope of my own. But if you're poor, that could be a problem, especially with NCLB in place. NCLB = No Child Likes Bush.']

quantumspirit neg repped me for the OP! You said that homeschool should be illegal!

That is the most insane thing for someone to say, that children learning at home is a crime!

You are the criminal, for wanting to aid the state in kidnapping.

truthman, TheologyOnline 12 Comments [2/23/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9757

Public Schools should be shut down. It's not the Government's job to educate children.

['NCLB = No Child Likes Bush.']

Bush is a (commie) liberal.

Dread Helm, TheologyOnline 25 Comments [2/23/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9759

For it [radiometric dating] to be science, it must be duplicated in the lab. What we believe to be HISTORY is an act of faith... whether in GOD or in no-god.

I hate when they talk about this crap as though it were true. It's just their "FAITH."

l3rainzone, Yahoo! Message Boards 20 Comments [2/23/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9760

['How can Bu$h be pro-fag? He wanted a constitutional amendment banning gay marriage.']

Next thing you know people will be saying that he's against homosexuality because he doesn't support gay dental benefits. Bush should support the recriminalization of homosexuality. That's a much more worthy endeavor.

Dread Helm, TheologyOnline 13 Comments [2/23/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9761

As a God fearing Christian I can and will tell you what is right and wrong and when you are in the wrong. If you persist in trying to further your progressive agenda then you will force me and others like me to take up the sword and destroy you.

Ryu, 123 Christian Forums 33 Comments [2/23/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9762

[OP openly supports abortion on demand]

You are a sick twisted pervert who has abandoned all sense of right and wrong, and effectually has turned his back on God.

Dread Helm, TheologyOnline 7 Comments [2/23/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9763

['God aborted the first baby born to David through Bathsheba.']

Not to mention that you are a gross blasphemer who doesn't deserve to breathe the same air we do.

Dread Helm, TheologyOnline 11 Comments [2/23/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9764

Phelps is a liberal!

CRASH, TheologyOnline 40 Comments [2/23/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9720

There is no excuse EVER for partial birth abortion. The procedure is NEVER used to protect the life of the mother. The procedure itself is very stressful on the mothers physical body. If the mother were in such imminent danger, why wouldn't they just c-section? And you wouldn't have to kill the fetus either?

TCR84, Sean Hannity Discussion Forum 27 Comments [2/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9722

no sexual immorality is anything that binds a sexual nature masturbation is a sexual thing to do

randizzle, Myspace 21 Comments [2/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9726

If there was a type of anti-gay serum, i would go around and put the potion in a bunch of darts, and start going around shooting all the gays so they would be free of their desease. Not kill them, just rid them of their vile disrupted brains

Antigay, HipForums 27 Comments [2/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9728

bunch of queers, asking when was your first time... lmao, See how you fags are different? You really dont see that happening with straight people, posting when it was yoru first time, i bet some of you are wacking of to it now! It doesn't make you special it makes you the downfall of society.

Antigay, HipForums 19 Comments [2/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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