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Quote# 9691

['he also thinks all the earth's metal or something came from asteroids because mohammad said so']

dont made stuff up. Only Iron. go read some chemestry idiot.

l-Jaguar-l, Myspace 11 Comments [2/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9690

Here's a good way to make sure you don't hold someone's hand, or kiss them-your husband is down the line somewhere. How do you think he would feel if he knew you were kissing someone else, holding someone elses hand? Giving what is his away. I mean, how would you feel if you knew your husband had already given his kiss away, or even his entire purity? We all dream of a guy who hasn't done anything with another girl right? It goes both ways. And also, that guy you kiss is someone elses future husband. So I also had to repent of not only not staying faithful to my future husband and giving away something that was rightfully his, but taking away his first kiss aswell. A first kiss that rightfully belonged to someone else. But I've repented, and I've made a promise, a vow to God, to wait.

Skittlesrock628, e-team revolution 41 Comments [2/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9689

The collective materials that scientists refer to as "dinosaurs" or "fossilized remains" or "dinosaur bones", etc... ware the work of the Devil. These are false images placed here to conguse sinful man. the Earth was created 58,000 yes that thousand years ago. It took our great god seven days to do this. Actually only six because he rested on the seventh day. So, no dinosuars, no asteroid, no terra disaster. Just good old Lucifer and weak faithed, confused people.
Just wanted to clear this up and remind you all that it is your Christian duty, as directed by God to vote for GWB on Tuesday [this post was authored on 28-Oct-04]. He is lead and directed - in fact he communicates every day with the one God that did not create dinosaurs!

maleficus33, Yahoo! Message Boards 17 Comments [2/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9688

10 reasons why im not a liberal.

1. Borders should be closed
2. Rapists should be castrated and hanged
3. trees & flowers are for cutting down and stepping on, not hugging and picking.
4. I support War
5. Gun control is the stupidest thing i've ever heard of
6. homosexuals should be shot
7. people who get abortions should get a limb chopped off
8. I think teacher's should have guns, and idiot kids should be brutalized instead of expelled.
9. I hate lawyers
10. anarchists, flag burners, communists and the rotty lot of 'em should be deported and beaten severly.

HearT ATTack Tom, Myspace 76 Comments [2/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9686

Take away the water from your body and what is left? 7% of you is made of material other than H2O. reduced to innate matter would it surprise any one that it is mineral and mineral compounds? Calcium carbon sodium etc. Grind this up real fine and put a little water back in it and you have clay!

lambsev, Internet Infidels 19 Comments [2/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9684

If anything, Global Warming would increase plant life, thus ending famine.

Franklin, RaptureReady 25 Comments [2/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9683

There are many who assert Kubrick was actually a member of the illuminati and that the intent behind his movie was to launch a new age philosphy to replace the old christian world view. The film supposedly encoprates esoteric imagery that has the ability to transform the minds of the viewer on a subliminal level. They claim that kubrick's aim in making movies has always been to alter the modern mindset. 2001, his most popular film, they say is a great alchemical work. Does anyone know anything about Kubrick being an illuminati? If there is any truth to the rumors??

Geegis, IMDB Boards 18 Comments [2/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9682

One of the major reasons this junk [the movie 2001: A Space Odyssey] sparks so much morbid discussions on this putrid board is that this overtly pretentious macabre is nothing short of vomit inducing.
From the beginning your left in complete shock of the cacophonous ramblings of the presumed 'apes', hence the first error in projecting humans descended from monkeys WRONG!

love is all good, IMDB Boards 21 Comments [2/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9681

I'm all for equal rights but when it comes to gays, I think there should be limits. I don't think gays should be allowed to be teachers, day care workers, school employees or have any other job where they either work with kids or there are kids where they work such as a day care center, school or summer or day camp, summer recreation, school bus driver or any other job that requires someone to work with or work around children. Would you want a homosexual teaching your kid? Gays are more likely to be pedphiles than straight people in my opinion.

Taylor, Free Conservatives 51 Comments [2/18/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9680

[After Muslims desecrate a Bible, a fine example where Christian and Islamic fundamentalism are two sides of the same coin]

DEATH TO ISLAM ,DEATH TO MOHAMED ,DEATH TO ALLAH!(Burning Smiley)

eaglex, Rapture Ready 30 Comments [2/18/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9679

One must admit that there is something really really deep for the followers of it to offer up their lives in sacrifice to it.

['like hijacking ariplanes and flying them into buildings?']

LOLZ!

well genius,that wasn't christians,those were MOSLEUMS,there is a diffrence you know

anyhowz,thanks for the great laughz.

and if you are so uninformed as to not know the diffrence,then allow me to explain,


one,moslems hate CHIRSTIANS and JEWs

and really....I shouldnt have to say two and three,because your whole statement is really foundationless.

Vanaka, 123 Christian Forums 13 Comments [2/18/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9672

[Commenting on Mormon's reinterpreting their theology to account for modern insights from genetics]

I doubt they'll wake up, sadly. If they function like other man-made religions, then they will follow suit by merely adapting their dogma and accepting it as Gospel.

Daddys_girl, Rapture Ready 20 Comments [2/18/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9670

I feel whores are necessary since they exist. Otherwise God would do something to make sure whores never exist.

Kahalachan, Myspace 33 Comments [2/18/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9669

I isn't no dummy! An entity (a creature from the astral plane) was trapped in a crystal last week or so, and it is now free from the crystal. The answer was to get another entity to get him out. So problem solved.

David, Myspace 28 Comments [2/18/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9665

Long story short: my friend accidentally captured a friendly entity in a black tourmaline crystal and he wants to free it. The crystal was lost somewhere and it could be anywhere right now.. Does anyone know how to free an entity from a crystal that is not even with you anymore? I really appreciate the advice.

David, Myspace 21 Comments [2/18/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9664

Who would you like to see go hunting with Dick Cheney and catch the next load of bird shot?

My top three:

Hillary
Jimmy Carter
Cindy Shehane

oftenbuzzard, TheologyOnline 28 Comments [2/18/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9663

The probability stretch is to imagine that life exists or ever existed anywhere but here. To make such a suggestion is to assume it was an accident which it most certainly was not. Ernst Mach the physicist once postulated that the entire cosmos was there simply to make this earth and all it inhabitants possible. I like that very much as it makes the earth the center of the universe after all, just as Hugh Ross and others have always assumed. However, you don’t have to be a religious fanatic to reach the same conclusion.

How do you inbred uneducated Darwimpian illiterates like that interpretation by one of the greatest minds of the past. I hope it gives you the runs. Don’t just squat there on your slimy, stinking, stool stained bar stools, blowing knee jerk Dawkinsian drivel out of both your major openings. Say something, do something, publish something. Prove to the world that you really exist. Esley Welsberry’s inner sanctum is rapidly becoming the laughing stock of the internet and I am delighted to be instrumental in making that, with all the invaluable assistance offered by the denizens there, so very obvious.

John Davison, Uncommon Descent 21 Comments [2/17/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9659

God will deal with America as a whole, for turning her back on Him. No other country in the world has been so blessed and come to dominate the world so fast as a young country, like America. And she has turned her back on Him. She does not even want God taught in the schools. Teaching evolution to these kids is slap in the face to God.

Lewis W, 123 Christian Forums 12 Comments [2/17/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9658

Its up to us to take care of the fetus before its fully grown, its not fair that we kill him before he finishes his growth..
If you think its ok to kill a pre-human.... then what would happen if we killed every pre-human, wed go estict, your sister would have made you that birthday cake, your boyfriend wouldn't have given you your first kiss...
a pre-huma is still life...
life starts is when somthing starts growing...

I mean if you don't want to creat life don't have sex, thats what sex is lituraly for..
I knows its plesurable, but so is eating... but if you eat for plesure your gonna get fat.. lol
But if you creat life, its not fair to kill him...


Steve (NagZul), Myspace 23 Comments [2/17/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9654

[From a YEC]

I think with all the energy being used up on the creationism vs evolution argument, there can only be one thing behind it all: satan. Satan has got us spinning our wheels on debating how we came to be and that's stopping us from doing really fruitful things with our time and energy.

lambslove, Christian Forums 16 Comments [2/17/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9652

The reason why is sin is so fun it is because our nature is sin. We are sinners because we sin we sin because we are sinners. That is why God sends the Holy Spirit which is coubter force. Sin is a las, , you cant break it because it is our nature. The Holy SPirit is a supernatual power and if you got it is not boring as you think. Sin only leads to death and problem. Christian have problems too but the Holy Spirit is there to give them peace in the midts of turmoil. When you realize the reality if the spiiritual world out there you wont have to be bored.

Jedi Knight of the Light, myspace 14 Comments [2/17/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9648

My cat was born programmed to chase mice. How can evolution do that? The idea that thoughts are put into your head when your in the womb is strange! How can thoughts grow? How can an animals brain grow with knowledge about the outside world already in it? As far as the neurorns are concerned, the world doesent exist.

professor andy, PhysOrg Forums 16 Comments [2/16/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9646

[Apparently hasn't finished the book.]
Hmmm, raising the dead? Havent you seen Pet Cemetary? That ain't cool to even think about. I'm a christian, and I do believe miracles do happen some of the time, but I can't really say that I would believe the "raising the dead" issue. And I would say that I would have to see it to believe it, but Im not so sure I'd even want to witness that one!

Christine, Myspace 9 Comments [2/16/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9645

Galileo was the Roman Catholic Christian who had to straighten out the scientists of his day and age, who actually believed the Sun revolved around the Earth! The Christian Galileo pointed out their stupidity and their ignorance. Once again, it was a Christian who triumphed over the gross ignorance of the scientists of the day.

Native American, Free Conservatives 36 Comments [2/16/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9644

I don't care what they do. They can do now rong to me. Everynight and every waking moment , I thank God that we have Pres.Bush and VP Cheney and Tom Delay and Bill Frist to watch over us. They can do no wrong. I love them.

isawthelight, Rapture Ready 29 Comments [2/16/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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