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Quote# 9511

cats and dogs are pretty much symbolize christians today. In how we relate to God our Master. Lets relate to the Dog which symbolizes faithfulness willing to be taught willing to have a relationship with its master. If we knew what the dog was thinking: it would probably be thinking man he feeds me and takes care of me he must be God. Where the cat which symbolizes unfaithful, stubburn, unteachable. If we knew what a cat was thinking: The cat would probably be thinking man he feeds and takes care of me well I must be God.

keyboardmaster, Annointed Youth 23 Comments [2/10/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9510

why would you discount an 'atheist conspiracy'? Man talks and conspires. It's the nature of man through history. Read any? GOOD..Then you freakin know I'm telling you the truth on that one at least right? :-)

Robert, Myspace 14 Comments [2/10/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9509

you know i've noticed it to. people bashing or hAting christians becAuse of our fAith in the truth.. i wonder if Any of them has ever heArd of blAise pascal And his wAger?

Chad Aka "the sting of truth", Myspace 40 Comments [2/10/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9504

What most people don't realize when they talk about Pangaea is that the contents are still connected together right now. If you drop the level of the oceans a few hundred feet the continental shelf connects all of the continents together.

aotf, bibleforums.org 16 Comments [2/9/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9503

But my definition of evolution is.
Simply stated, evolution may be defined as an imagined process by which living things formed by themselves without a creator (God) and then somehow improved by themselves,

Thats now I now define evolution. I am not lying.

abidingone, Bibleforums.org 18 Comments [2/9/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9500

Where your equasion is 2+evolution=4, mine is 2+ The Scientist=4. Maybe we will all work that equasion out one day and come to the same conclusions.

Elizabeth, MySpace 15 Comments [2/9/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9498

How We Stop the ACLU

This is the $64 question for many of you. You say "With all the money and resources the ACLU has in its arsenal, it's practically impossible to stop them". Yes, the ACLU seems to have unlimited funding and resources. But they do not have the majority of Americans on their side. And more importantly, they do not have God. This is a battle of David vs. Goliath. And we know who wins in the end.

Nedd Kareiva, StopTheACLU 25 Comments [2/9/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9497

if you are not pledging your allegiance with this country then who are you doing it to. The comment earlier that stated that anyone who doesn't do the PoA [Pledge of Allegiance] is a future fag is right. There was one kid in my class who never said it and later came from the closet. Being a homo didn't bother me as much as his disrespect for our country and those who fought for it and founded it.

Forseti, Free Conservatives 24 Comments [2/9/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9494

Abortion rulings are all purely political. It's obvious that the practice is evil and immoral. All pregnant women should be forced to carry to term no matter what the circumstance. No exceptions for age, health, circumstances of conception, or anything. Any woman found to have aborted her child should be charged with murder and put to death along with any one who assisted her in her crime. Also, adoption and abandonment should not be options for unwanted children either. Mothers should be forced to raise their child and take care of it as they are the natural mother and can provide it with better care than anyone else. A child has an absolute right to be born and raised by its mother. Just like with child support, the rights of the child supersede any rights of the mother. End of story.

elia_zothius, Internet Infidels 44 Comments [2/9/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9493

Omnipotent doesnt mean somone can do whatever they want but, that they have the ability to do anything.

Matt, Myspace 18 Comments [2/9/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9490

there IS a conspiracy, open your eyes
you think that government and corporations aren't connected?
how much denial do you have?

ever wonder why there is a pyramid with an eye on your money AND on the supreme court of Israel?
and what's up with the washington obelisk monument?

face it, your country and almost the whole world is controlled by the occult of ancient egypt

venomous_bird, Yahoo! Message Boards 30 Comments [2/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9489

I don't believe that animals have souls. Scientists have proven that when humans die their body weighs less and no difference when an animals die [<a href="http://www.snopes.com/religion/soulweight.asp" target="_blank">Snopes</a>]. plus christ died for humans not animals. however i hope we are allowed one or two when we get to the pearly gates.


biblesound, bibleforums.org 28 Comments [2/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9480

Thank you GAYS for putting the rainbow all over glorifying God. The gays must be afraid of God destroying them for their sinful ways so they're trying to kiss butt. They want to be flaming well! God will let them be flaming for ever and ever! Just in a different way!

Ploppytheman, Myspace 15 Comments [2/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9478

Evolutionist's have continued to attempt to prove their theory, and will not fail to stoop to any level to attempt to get others to swallow, hook, line and sinker, their fabricated lies. Once their fabricated tales have been discovered to be false, evolutionist's quickly run to the front lines to try to shore up the wall of supposed evidence that has crumbled. As one who once bought into the lie of macro-evolution thats how I see it.

abidingone, Bibleforums.org 8 Comments [2/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9477

[Referencing the upcoming release of the movie The Beast.]

u think God will let this come out. saying that his son never existed, i think not. something will happen to this movie even before they get done with it.

fireeagle1, OpenPhorum 15 Comments [2/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9476

It's the eighth figt of the Holy Spirit. If I didn't have God, I wouldn't be able to. Basically, you got to set up 'dates' with God and just sit alone without any noises or distractions, and talk to Him. And LISTEN to Him. God's voice is like a radio station. Sound waves flow through the air. YOU have to be on the right 'station' to perceive these sounds.

jdw4jesus, OpenPhorum 25 Comments [2/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9472

The idea of their being a, you know, a little mud hole and two mosquitoes get together and the next thing you know you have a human being… is completely at odds with, you know, one of the laws of thermodynamics which is the law of, of.. in essence, destruction.

South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford, WIS TV 32 Comments [2/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9470

everything in life changes to acomidate conditions, yes. But, even the Galapagos Island finches simply return to their original form after the conditions subside.

david_x, Christian Forums 9 Comments [2/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9469

[On the cause of lesbianism.]
A woman is too submissive and winds up with a dominant moron who abuses her. Another sees that and in her heart is fearful and decides she is going to be strong and..instead of trusting the lord winds up 'butchcakes'. yuppers.

Robert, Myspace 17 Comments [2/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9468

[Compelling arguments for creation]

9. Why a week lasts 7 days?
10. God would have been stupid, if he couldn't get everything right the first time
11. It's not the character of God to use misfits and death.

ThaiDuykhang, Christian Forums 30 Comments [2/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9467

[the Big Bang is the scientific theory that the Universe emerged from an enormously dense and hot state about 13.7 billion years ago]

what does dense mean? does it mean matter existed there? if so where did these matter come from? what is heat?("hot") where does it come from?how did energy came into being? You can't created something out of nothing, only God can do it.If you answer "no" to the 2nd question. then why nothing should bang and how nothing banged? When they solved it, I guess it's God or dusts created it. it's pure religion.Text book teaches after some dust went into the core, it starts spinning and eject everything. that should nullify all your comments. when you fall off a spinning merry-go-around you always spin the same direction of the merry-go-around. if you don't agree with this then tell me why it should bang at all.

ThaiDuykhng, Christian Forums 22 Comments [2/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9465

[On Brokeback Mountain]

i respect that the ovie was made, but to advertise for it is like advertising for anorexia.

Iron Will I am Bunker, Myspace 9 Comments [2/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9464

[Video compilation of George Bush quotes.]

<a href="http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/1139307642" target="_blank">http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/1139307642</a>

George Bush, YourDailyMedia 12 Comments [2/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9463

dONT worry sierra, its all true its all there i wouldnt dispute it i can win any argument. also i am always right as most people here know which is why they call me a good christian evne when i say some stuff on the atheist side but everyone has their bad days, you know? i certainly know which is why i post stuff like this just to get the truth out to all you folk who are christians and dont really have a clue unlike me. some days i am really smart and other days im a recovering narcoplieptci addict who needs to take a break sometimes. so in conclusion, screw off and go see a psychothereapist BECAUSE U OBVIOUSLY NEED ONE!!!

Lex Luthor, Myspace 19 Comments [2/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9461

ersonally, I think nitrogen and 2 others has
no way of forming life...... Miller used in his experiement that
can bring up life..... and even biking. I am reading a story and
I was T boned by a source, and the presence of one must mean the
presence of both will mean the presence of both will mean the presence
of the muck and crap of my eyes to show me what appealed to me that
you have to gain by placing an imaginary being that you decided to
shut your mind that what The Riddle of Epicurus. Let us, for the
world are "not christian" then?Yeah, but that's where capital letters
come in. All believers are saints, but not all saints are Saints.

Lex Luthor, Myspace 43 Comments [2/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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