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Quote# 12052

I not long ago commanded an electric toothbrush to be healed in Jesus name and it suddenly started working because for weeks before it just made a low rumbling sound but wouldn't work and when I commanded it and stood on my faith, it worked. I had a pair of headphones that just died and commanded it to be fixed in Jesus name and it worked again.

The Soulless one, Myspace 33 Comments [5/31/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 12050

I believe the unbelievers allowed themselves to be corrupted by disease. The one doing the actual 'making people sick' would be the devil.

God bless you bro!

dangBILLY?, Myspace 17 Comments [5/31/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 12049

[On a 14 year old boy being cited with a felony for taking porn to school]

The kid should have been arrested, pure and simple. Pornography is the trail to an immoral and Adulterate life. The earlier people are caught, the better it is for them.

Porn is a crime, the bismarck tribune comments 41 Comments [5/31/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Huffers
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Quote# 12044

The real cause of the breakdown of the nuclear family started in the 20's with the first sexual revolution, and the following Depression which destroyed many families. Then in the 40's when women for the first time entered the workplace and left the home, disrupting a social order that had existed for centuries, more damage was done. The final death to the American family was the invention of the pill and the "liberation" of women and the legalization of abortion for those the pill didn't catch, so women could, for the first time, with their jobs, and their freedom from becoming pregnant, become essentially men.

Mr. Leslie Bell, Rense.com 25 Comments [5/31/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Tempus
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Quote# 12042

The Illuminati wishes to harness sex in the interests of hate. Love is the enemy of hate and must be destroyed.

ALL PORN IS GAY

According to our definition of homosexuality, (i.e. promiscuity outside of love and/or procreation), all pornography is gay.

Henry Makow Ph.D., Save the Males 69 Comments [5/31/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Huffers
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Quote# 12041

[Apparently unaware of the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Code_of_Hammurabi" target="_blank">Codex Hammurabi</a> (1780 BC), codex of Ur-Nammu (ca. 2050 BC), the Codex of Eshnunna (ca. 1930 BC), and the codex of Lipit-Ishtar of Isin (ca. 1870 BC).]

Ask any scholar of religion and he or she will tell you that the Ten Commandments are the most unique laws of the ancient world. You won't find any laws like them anywhere else.

Wander, Naruto Forums 26 Comments [5/31/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen
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Quote# 12039

[Dinosaurs are just big lizards?]

They are clasified under the same species. Are they not?

OVERDOSESURGE, Myspace 25 Comments [5/31/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: clemsecon
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Quote# 12031

[In response to the news of police using pepper spray on anti-war protesters]

If the police used bullets, it would have served the protesters right.

Taylor, Free Conservatives 38 Comments [5/31/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Maronan
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Quote# 12030

but my premise of the puritans holds up.....this nation was settled by God-fearing believers....If they had not come to America you'd be living in a tent and hunting deer for your supper.

So wicca can scream for it's rights and muslims can build 20 million mosques in this nation...

at the end of the day it comes down to the Indians and the Pilgrims.....

one group was already here worshipping the earth and gods of the earth and the other group came over worshipping the God of the Bible.

So if it all goes back to worshipping the earth , sun, moon and stars or "a force" ,mohammed, or gaia or the worship of animals...we're gonna go right back to wearing buckskin and cooking over a fire..because this nation will not survive. It's one nation under ONE GOD..the Living God Most High...

T.J., Renew America 35 Comments [5/31/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Donald Keyballs
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Quote# 12022

Four also applies to:

1) Four regions; North, South, East, West.
2) Four elements; Earth, Air, Fire, Water.
3) Four Seasons; Spring, Summer, Autumn, Winter.
4) Four kingdoms; Mineral, vegetable, animal, spiritual.
5) Four winds; from the four directions of this earth as mentioned in the word of God.
6) Four divisions of our day; morning, noon, evening, and night.
7) Four phases of the moon; 1st quarter, new moon, last quarter, and full moon.

Out of the list above, only animal is not created yet. Also, 7 is the number of God.

ikester7579, Bibleforums.org 40 Comments [5/30/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Yahweh
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Quote# 12019

I'm catholic and i heard that something really bad will happen at june 06 2006, that maybe 95% of all the people in the world will die and maybe just 5% will survive. that was supposed to be the pope's secret that he didnt want to tell cuz everyone will be in panic. Im im starting to believe its true cuz they said a big earthquake will happen at this dates and there you go the indonesia earthquake. do you believe its true? im staring to be scared to be honest.

maria_2386, IMDB 44 Comments [5/30/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Jaded_Revenge
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Quote# 12017

I hate Islam so much that I have decided that it would be fun to brutalize Muslim bitch women. I won't to do what the Serbs did. I will use my penis as a weapon and rape Muslim women on a trip to the Middle East. Grab their hair and put my penis in their filthy Quranic mouths!

FranklinRoosevelt2, IMDb 119 Comments [5/30/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 12016

While I worked and studied, my dream of being the Cherished Woman -- like Aunt Pollie -- grew stronger in me. But all the hard work I had had to do since I was a child, and the living I had had to earn since I was fifiteen, and all the exhortations I had had to listen to at "home," gave me too much independence of manner, too much self-assurance, too much of an appearance of confidence. This definitely put off men who wanted a Queen for their houses, a soft and yielding gentle sweet creature like Aunt Pollie, a charming hostess pliant soothing and full of musical laughter and kind wit. For such a woman, men were ready to work their poor hearts out, considering themselves blessed. But a girl like myself, who knew hard labor, and knew how to earn a buck, and had a sharp and independent voice and manner, was not atttractive to them. They did not want a "partner," and a fellow wage earner. They did not believe that "a woman can do anything a man can do." They were right, of course.

Taylor Caldwell, Ladies Against Feminism 35 Comments [5/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Anti-Goth
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Quote# 12015

... I can't actually believe you're denying the bible as proof for God's existence. I mean it is astounding me. What exactly is wrong with you i mean you don't appear to be stupid so I'm assuming you just don't know very much about the bible.

John Wisener, Analysis of Kent Hovind Guestbook 25 Comments [5/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: JohnRaptor
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Quote# 12012

I have never read the book so I really had no idea what this movie was about. Now that I have seen the movie I can tell you guys that this movie is proof that the devil is trying to get people to not belive in God anymore. To say that Jesus had a wife and kids is pure blasphemy. Dan Brown and the people who made this movie are sinners. I found this load of crap very offensive. Fans of this stuff are all Satan worshippers and should be burnt at the stake!

WhatTheFack, IMDB 29 Comments [5/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Fortis
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Quote# 12010

[Replying to an argument that assisted suicide is compassionate and respects people's right to autonomy]

The notion that meaning in life diminishes as automy diminishes or that the value of life is dependent upon its length is offensive.

I'm guessing that that lady has no idea that's what her words mean and that's how people living highly dependent lives are going to hear it. She probably thinks her words are "compassionate" too.

Don Nelson, Secondhand Smoke Blogs 14 Comments [5/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen
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Quote# 12008

i think doubting is your comfort blanket. some people just dont have enough of that one thing that it takes for a person to have faith. it takes a big man to believe in something he can not see. not a stupid one.

aND*HE*wEPT, Myspace 22 Comments [5/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Sierra
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Quote# 12007

The creation does not lie and numbers do not lie.JESUS,the Creator,left His numerical stamp over everything.
I could list a long list of examples but a few are:
7 days in a week Why not 6-8 or 9?

28 days in a creation month[7x4] 29th day new month[full moon to full moon] Why not 25 or 35 days in a month?

The are 12 different notes in a chromatic scale of music. [12 tribes-12 disciples-12 months in a year] Why not 11 or 13?

The NUMBERS do not lie

psalm150, bibleforums.org 39 Comments [5/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 12006

Creationists believe in adaptation but not some stupid lighting bolt big bang crap. If lighting hits it would blow everything to hell and back not make life. It take a hell of a lot more faith to believe in your Evolution big bang theory then a Being somewhere in all that universe smart enough to create dirt and biorobots. Then let 6000 years of adaptation do its thing.

Gemstone, Myspace 18 Comments [5/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 12002

Haha this amuses me greatly...Quite frankly organized evelangical religons have done nothing good for humanity and should be completly and untterly wiped out. Religon encourages ignorance and narrow mindeness and is a severe mental disorder that results in delusions, schizophrenia, and other mental problems and disorders.

Religon should be treated as a mental disorder and cured with eletric shock aversion therapy. Religous people are scum who deserve to be exterminated.

Silver 2039, FSTDT comments 63 Comments [5/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 11995

What megalomaniacs we are to think God should only answer Human prayers! We cannot say at this point in time, if a person dies of TB that prayer did not work, for maybe in their own primitive way the TB germs were also praying. We just don't know these things yet.

Dr. Larry Dossey, ProofGodExists.org 33 Comments [5/28/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 11983

I think that the theory of evolution, if believed to be true, is damaging to Christianity in the many ways, a few of which are;
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3. According to Evolution death, strife, and violence is the natural way of things, and how God created the world to be. Have you ever been asked why God allows bad things to happen, such as hurricanes? If evolution is true than God is allowing these things to happen, and are they are a result of God's created world, not man's sin.

RightWingGirl, Christian Forums 19 Comments [5/28/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: CousinTed
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Quote# 11982

--NASA’S SPACE PROGRAM IS LABELED "ORIGINS RESEARCH" AND COSTS TAXPAYERS MEGA-BUCKS. COMPUTERIZED TELESCOPES ARE PROGRAMMED TO SEND BACK "SYNTHESIZED IMAGES". THE "IMAGE WARPER" PERMITS "GEOMENTRIC TRANSFORMATIONS" WHILE "ORIGINS TECHNOLOGY... CONFIGURES THE MULTIPLE SMALL MIRRORS..." IN THESE TELESCOPES. TALK ABOUT A CON JOB!

--THE BIBLE SAYS THE EARTH IS NOT MOVING AND CANNOT BE MOVED. WHAT’L IT BE FOLKS? FALSE SCIENCE AS THE SOURCE OF ABSOLUTE TRUTH...OR GOD’S WORD??"

Marshall Hall, BS. MA, The Earth is Not Moving 60 Comments [5/28/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 11984

Evolution isn't damaging to Christianity, Christianity is damaging to evolution. Read Genesis 1 then do a cross reference on Adam and Eve throughout the Bible.

Oh, and yes, Genesis 1 is literal. History if always literal.

pastorkevin73, Christian Forums 28 Comments [5/27/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: CousinTed
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Quote# 11977

The Nazis in WW2 were very much anti-capitalist nature worshippers and it appears the same motivating factors are being used to drive todays green movement. The hysteria being created over global warming is just an example of how this movement isn't based on facts or reason, but superstition.

Anduril, Christian Forums 18 Comments [5/27/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Nic
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