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Quote# 11443

Crop circles - what do they mean?

Hi friends, just want to check if you believe in crop circles. Do you think they are real or just man made hoaxes?

If they are real, what do they mean? Is there life in the outer space? Are the aliens sending us messages through the crop circles?

I personally believe in aliens, and I think it will be the strongest deception ever created by Satan... even the faithful ones will be deceived. If man can clone animals, there's a possibility that Satan can use our DNA and clone aliens in outer space.

matthewgoh, Christian Forums 29 Comments [5/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 1
Submitted By: CousinTed
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Quote# 11442

[Least believable testimony ever]

I’ve seen blind people made to see again. I’ve seen arthritic people, once hunched over, straighten up and heard the loud snaps of their joints as they straighten up. I’ve actually watched the curved spines of those with scoliosis straighten in seconds. I’ve seen a girl with Down’s syndrome delivered. In mere seconds the trademark facial attributes were gone, her speech instantly cleared. I’ve seen an arm restored. Once severed below the elbow, I watched as a forearm, then a wrist, hand, and fingers generated in moments.

I’ve seen plenty of proof that God does exist and is quite active. So much more than even what I’ve mentioned. I understand that you may not have witnessed any of these things but that’s your fault and not mine. God shows Himself to whoever’s watching and doesn’t operate in a vacuum.

Can you show me your proof that He doesn’t exist?

Sigmaa, Christian Forums 49 Comments [5/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 10
Submitted By: CousinTed
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Quote# 11439

[Posters's responses to an article about black holes which said 'The one-way journey from the heart of a galaxy into the oblivion of a black hole probably takes about 200,000 years']

[Kitagrl's post]
Ummm okay, so ask the evolutionists howcome we haven't been sucked up yet?

[John81's post]
Now you know you can't ask evolutionists to provide any real facts or logical reasoning to support their insanity, I mean theory.

[Jerry's post]
I love how they quote facts like hundreds of thousands and millions of years for something to happen or have happened - seeing as this universe has only existed for about 6000 years...

[Chelle's post]
Yes, exactly. And who was supposed to have been around to record this bit of history -- apes?

Kitagrl, Online Baptist 27 Comments [5/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: Rishie
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Quote# 11438

WE have a sense of humor, so I like to think that God has a sense of humor (else where would we have gotten it from?)

So here's the setup. I'm driving in my car (as I do a lot these days) when the Rapture happens. But God "delays" the transformation from corruptable to incorruptable for just a split-second (just for my benefit) and the result is that I whack my head on the windscreen just as I'm about to pass through it, on the way to glory. He has a belly-laugh, and claps me on the back when I get home, in that big-brotherly way....Ha Ha....Very....funny.

mswilso, Rapture Ready 39 Comments [5/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 11435

Is it not just for God to release a sinner, if another (i.e. his son stands) in his place and receives in himself the full punishment he deserved?

Rev. Timothy G. Muse, IIDB 15 Comments [5/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 11433

Imagine being unsaved and 8 months pregnant. All of a sudden the baby is gone [raptured away]. Talk about a trip!!!!!

BlessHisName, Rapture Ready 44 Comments [5/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Alejandro
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Quote# 11428

let's start with carbon dating: isn't coal carbon? coal is made in marshy areas with lots of pressure. marshy area...... how about vegitation/plants in a flood? lots of pressure..... have you ever swam in a flood or a tsunami? it's a lot of pressure pushing on you trying to swim against the current. now multiply that by lots to see what it was for the flood. ta da! you have coal! which is carbon..... which means that everything they say is 10 million years old is only around 10 thousand.

~:~holly~:~, Myspace 37 Comments [5/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 11427

Which of course shows the dishonesty of "peer-reviewed" journals in that they ban any open discussion on ID. I can assure you there are lots of people who would write the articals but they can not get them published.

JohnR7, Christian Forums 22 Comments [5/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: JustinGG
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Quote# 11424

God created hell out of mercy. The damned would rather get tortured than be in the presence of God, and God loves us so much that he gives us free will. It was their choice. It is justice. We were made to share God's glory. It's our fault if we don't choose ton

Arcticperegrine, Myspace 27 Comments [5/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Sierra
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Quote# 11423

The universe is as old as you want it to be. But God created Adam and Eve and put them in the Garden of Eden 6,000 years ago. There are theistic evolutionists that believe that God created them over time and then when man had developed to where he is now, God put them into the Garden. The modern age began.

Perhaps you need to do a little bit of study on biodiversity to see how that works.

JohnR7, Christian Forums 14 Comments [5/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: JustinGG
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Quote# 11421

Plant seeds in the Atheists...

for instance: say, " look at those clouds,look how they seemed to be painted but are really Millions of tiny water vapors.:

Or, "Look at the colors on those flowers,the thought amazes me,the Original designer Of them, how is those colors in there without mealting from the sumer heat?....Amazing! "

Or, " Its amazing that the Sun hasn't come plungin to earth and fried us all, awesome how things work."

Then go on about your business, at least, till you both meet up again. ( internet,phone, person 2 person).

Give the Atheist something to think about.

GM_, OnlineBaptist 61 Comments [5/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 8
Submitted By: Rishie
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Quote# 11420

As Christians we would always have love for our children but you cannot compare Christians to the lost.

Lost people kill their kids and abuse them daily, to speak nothing of disowning them.

As Christians though, no we would love our children although loving them wouldn't always mean allowing them to continue coming home if they were adults and in sin.

Kitagrl, OnlineBaptist 26 Comments [5/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Rishie
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Quote# 11419

Because when do miracles happen in the name of Vishnu or Allah? Never, that's when. All the miracles recorded have happened under the Christian God.

Homie, Civilization Fanatics' Forums 34 Comments [5/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
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Quote# 11418

"freethinkers" or "open minded" people are infact, close-minded people.

As everyone who is "open minded" want's everyone to be "open minded" therefore makes themselves, a closed-minded person.

Open-mindedness is a hypocracy really

S Walch, Christian Forums 20 Comments [5/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: Jeremy PC
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Quote# 11414

People need to trust each other and their government. The idea that people in government are lying is fundamentally destructive of that trust.

Donald Rumsfeld, Mercury News 28 Comments [5/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 11410

how can you live with yourself its something that lives inside of you a living thing and to kill it is like murder i'm aganist abortion the only way i would do an abortion is if i was raped and got preganant i would totaly think about it but it depends ya know

BugsBee, Myspace 24 Comments [5/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Sierra
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Quote# 11408

It would appear some species are smarter than others, but no one has yet been able to explain if man came from Monkeys, why did the evolution stop. Why arent there apes out there who are in transition? Where is that missing link.

sgtbono2002, free republic 23 Comments [5/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 11405

And another thing--in Heaven, there is no suffering. I will most likely die before my future son does. So since there is nothing but happiness in Heaven, I won't think anything of my son "suffering in Hell" for his actions/decisions because I am in Heaven with Jesus.

JoJo!, Myspace 32 Comments [5/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Sierra
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Quote# 11404

[Talking about the DaVinci Code movie]

The thing that gives me the biggest amount of solace is the knowledge that the people involved with this film -- every last one of them -- will face an eternity of unimaginable pain, butchery, and torture. For me, that's enough. Sure, there's always the temptation to exact some more Earthly revenge on this people, but we have to put our faith in God and in His ability to exact vengeance on those who attack His son.

Seventypercent, Fark.com 25 Comments [5/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Savrin
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Quote# 11399

i have had my own thoughts and feelings about 6/6/06

the way i see it, is if satan was ever going to do something on a big scale, then that date would be chosen for it, think about it, its the only date in all time that is 6/6/06

The Dean!, Myspace 54 Comments [5/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Mandy
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Quote# 11396

i used to watch the tv show "Charmed" and love that show... and the charmed ones.... Please Pray for them, so that they can know the Lord, and Follow him, & go to Heaven, & be saved, have a relation ship with GOD Almighty our father the alpha & thee omega the beginning and the end.

Alyssa Milano
Rose McGowan
Holly Marie combs

I don't think of them, cause if i do, satan will put them stuck in my head, luring me to watch "Charmed" again... Since GOD set me free from that. And to look at them the way i did before...(hot) and stuff... Back then i wouldn't miss a show, i would but then i would want more, i didn't think i'd never stop liking that show but i was seriously wrong GOD changed me and set me free from that.. i don't need "Charmed" any more.. if your woundering what's "Charmed" is three witches who use WitchCraft For Saving and Helping PPl, Sure it sounds Great but it's still witchCraft. WitchCraft that's used in Every Episode, Makes it horrible... Satan is trying to tell ppl that just as long as you use WitchCraft for Good purpose you can do it... WOW GOD just wrote this through me right now, i never saw it this way... :O woaw.

and also for ex "Charmed" star:
Shannon Doherty (played the oldest halliwell sister witch)
& for
Brian Krause (who plays leo [the whiteLighter on Charmed)
&
ex "Charmed" star
Julian McHamon (who played cole turner on Charmed)

Justin Shanahan (I LOVE TECHNO, TRANCE, RAVE..etc), MySpace 35 Comments [5/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: B
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Quote# 11393

Yes you are confused. You think with your gut which is thinking with emotion. People who think with their emotions are very often confused. Women think with their emotions look how confused their are.

murphs76, Spymac 23 Comments [5/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 11384

Creationism is science simply because there is no conflict between science and creationism. Look at miracles. When God performs a miracle He simply restores things back to the way He intends for them to be. The problem then is not to "prove" the miracle, the problem is to prove that there was ever a problem in the first place. It is to easy to say the test results were not right or something of that sort.

JohnR7, Christian Forums 16 Comments [5/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 11383

Every liberal in America never saw a communist dictator they did not love and praise to death. The Drive By Media, celebrities, assorted commie wannabes, they all drool over the likes of Castro, Kim Il Young, etc.

['Most of what you write is overblown rhetoric. I'd be interested to see if you had some evidence for your claim. I mean, come on, really? Who drools over the Kim Jong-il?']

Markus, you're using the typical liberal "argument" that unless I give you names, time, place, dates, you won't believe me. Please yourself.

Maggie T, Free Conservatives 43 Comments [5/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: Michael
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Quote# 11378

The Chinese State should crack down on these Cathloics and oter religous practices with exception to philosopipes.
Religous practices have no place in an atheist state.

silver 2039, Civilization Fanatics' Forums 34 Comments [5/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: The Last Conformist
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