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Quote# 11383

Every liberal in America never saw a communist dictator they did not love and praise to death. The Drive By Media, celebrities, assorted commie wannabes, they all drool over the likes of Castro, Kim Il Young, etc.

['Most of what you write is overblown rhetoric. I'd be interested to see if you had some evidence for your claim. I mean, come on, really? Who drools over the Kim Jong-il?']

Markus, you're using the typical liberal "argument" that unless I give you names, time, place, dates, you won't believe me. Please yourself.

Maggie T, Free Conservatives 43 Comments [5/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Michael
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Quote# 11384

Creationism is science simply because there is no conflict between science and creationism. Look at miracles. When God performs a miracle He simply restores things back to the way He intends for them to be. The problem then is not to "prove" the miracle, the problem is to prove that there was ever a problem in the first place. It is to easy to say the test results were not right or something of that sort.

JohnR7, Christian Forums 16 Comments [5/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 11393

Yes you are confused. You think with your gut which is thinking with emotion. People who think with their emotions are very often confused. Women think with their emotions look how confused their are.

murphs76, Spymac 23 Comments [5/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 11396

i used to watch the tv show "Charmed" and love that show... and the charmed ones.... Please Pray for them, so that they can know the Lord, and Follow him, & go to Heaven, & be saved, have a relation ship with GOD Almighty our father the alpha & thee omega the beginning and the end.

Alyssa Milano
Rose McGowan
Holly Marie combs

I don't think of them, cause if i do, satan will put them stuck in my head, luring me to watch "Charmed" again... Since GOD set me free from that. And to look at them the way i did before...(hot) and stuff... Back then i wouldn't miss a show, i would but then i would want more, i didn't think i'd never stop liking that show but i was seriously wrong GOD changed me and set me free from that.. i don't need "Charmed" any more.. if your woundering what's "Charmed" is three witches who use WitchCraft For Saving and Helping PPl, Sure it sounds Great but it's still witchCraft. WitchCraft that's used in Every Episode, Makes it horrible... Satan is trying to tell ppl that just as long as you use WitchCraft for Good purpose you can do it... WOW GOD just wrote this through me right now, i never saw it this way... :O woaw.

and also for ex "Charmed" star:
Shannon Doherty (played the oldest halliwell sister witch)
& for
Brian Krause (who plays leo [the whiteLighter on Charmed)
&
ex "Charmed" star
Julian McHamon (who played cole turner on Charmed)

Justin Shanahan (I LOVE TECHNO, TRANCE, RAVE..etc), MySpace 35 Comments [5/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: B
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Quote# 11399

i have had my own thoughts and feelings about 6/6/06

the way i see it, is if satan was ever going to do something on a big scale, then that date would be chosen for it, think about it, its the only date in all time that is 6/6/06

The Dean!, Myspace 54 Comments [5/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Mandy
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Quote# 11404

[Talking about the DaVinci Code movie]

The thing that gives me the biggest amount of solace is the knowledge that the people involved with this film -- every last one of them -- will face an eternity of unimaginable pain, butchery, and torture. For me, that's enough. Sure, there's always the temptation to exact some more Earthly revenge on this people, but we have to put our faith in God and in His ability to exact vengeance on those who attack His son.

Seventypercent, Fark.com 25 Comments [5/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Savrin
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Quote# 11405

And another thing--in Heaven, there is no suffering. I will most likely die before my future son does. So since there is nothing but happiness in Heaven, I won't think anything of my son "suffering in Hell" for his actions/decisions because I am in Heaven with Jesus.

JoJo!, Myspace 32 Comments [5/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Sierra
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Quote# 11330

There was a global flood 12,000 years ago. Actually, with global warming the ice is still melting and the ocean level is still rising. That is one of the reasons that New Orleans went underwater.

JohnR7, Christian Forums 29 Comments [5/4/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Alejandro
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Quote# 11331

This is an article that I found on a christian apologetics website.... very interesting indeed... aparently the total probability of our existance is 1:10^99 and since there are estimated to be a maximum of 10^23 planets in the universe (10 planets/star), by chance there shouldn't be any planets capable of supporting life in the universe (only one chance in 10^76).

walking with christ, Christian Forums 25 Comments [5/4/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: CousinTed
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Quote# 11336

Our conscience is God telling us something is wrong. Even people who are not born-again have most likely experienced their conscience functioning. We all have a human spirit. It is this part of us that longs for God. It is this part of us that feels empty and we keep trying to fill it with things like education, job, money, sex, drugs, whatever, but nothing satisfies us until we have the Lord.

christianmomof3, Christian Forums 25 Comments [5/4/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Jeremy PC
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Quote# 11337

The problem is not men oppressing women. The problem is each individual person choosing to participate in oppression no matter which end of it they are on.

alwaysthequiet1, Livejournal 30 Comments [5/4/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 11343

Actually not only Christians and Homosexuals. I would definitly add Islam in there for they despise homosexuality more than Christians and will always despise it. In many Islamic countries, you can go to jail for performing Homosexual acts and in some of the extreme countries, maybe even death. The homosexuality act and marriage should be completely destroyed and removed from our society. It's actually pathetic that it is still around.

heavy_rasengan, Naruto Forums 25 Comments [5/4/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen
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Quote# 11344

Well, Mr. Atheist, you've got me cornered. I'll admit that. I do not, however, admit defeat. The fact that I am aware and I can imagine is proof enough that there is a God. As J. R. R. Tolkien said, the imagination brings one closer to the Divine.

As for the wolf-kid, there was another incident like that in France. A boy lived in the woods for 13 or so years and was finally found. They taught him social things and manners, but he never fully became a "regular person". I think he died around 20. This proves that man needed an intelligent source to learn from. That is, God. [...]

I think your "extrapolation" for the non-existence of God is more ludicrous.

Wander, Naruto Forums 35 Comments [5/4/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 11346

[Several random posts on his thread in the Da Vinci Code IMDb forum]

WOW the devils got his grip on people soooo tight....
He's got his grip on people so tight these days that people cannot even tell of things are true or false....... It really is sad.

*****

Yeah see what I mean? The devils makes people believe that he never existed... I would feel so ashamed if I had to give God a tour of our world....

*****

The devil tempts every single person. Not just catholics. Yes he has his grip on all Methodists, Calvinists, Baptists and Presbetyrians and
Jews and Muslims. You just have to understand that he is trying to dragg AS MANY SOULS as he can down to hell. The devil knows that the world will end soon. Why do you think there is so much violence, drugs, abuse, language in this world? It was not like this 50 years ago. Thats because he knows that God is going to end the world soon. And each day the devil makes more and more people belive that he or God are not real. Take one look at the hollywood world. You'll get my drif sooner or later (which will be when you die)

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Death not the end its the beginning. Abortions are killing. [added for no real reason]

mike1290, IMDB 15 Comments [5/4/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Jaded_Revenge
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Quote# 11347

THE BIBLE CLEARLY STATES THE MAN IS THE HEAD OF THE FAMILY. That wives should obey their husband because God has made him the head. Isn't it about time for Christians to get back to the teachings of the Bible again? Women should be made obedient again!

jesw1962, BBC Religion 33 Comments [5/4/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 11348

Whats wrong with using the text to prove the bible? Like i said before..thats like proving the president is in the whitehouse by looking into the whitehouse.

Ezekiel, Myspace 35 Comments [5/4/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Sierra
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Quote# 11349

Homosexual partners are not being discriminated against. What our society currently does is discriminate in favor of heterosexual marriages.

Hooboy!, Internet Infidels 32 Comments [5/4/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 11351

A woman should not give a man anything until they are married. I disagree that a woman or a man, for that matter, should feel comfortable no matter what he/she wears in public. I do believe in social standards and personal responsibility. A person who feels genuinely that he/she did not contribute to their circumstances will not be as embarrassed and will be respected for the kind of victim they represent. A person should dress modestly and not present themself as an object to be desired, if they do not wish to attract unwanted or undue attention. I do not believe a woman should cover herself with a sheet while the guy runs around in shorts and a t-shirt; however, I do take offense when anyone dresses provocatively, even lurid but acts the prude when such dress instigates unwanted advances. Rape is a crime, but it is certainly one that might be avoided in many instances by simply applying tact..


LittleNipper, Christian Forums 21 Comments [5/4/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Mandy
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Quote# 11354

Moral reasons why evolution and survival of the fittest is wrong:

10. You get into a car accident and it's your fault. The car you hit is totalled. You don't have to pay damages because your car was more fit to survive.
9. You get into a car accident and it's your fault. Someone dies. You don't have to pay damages because you were more fit to survive.
8. There should be no doctors. If your immune system can't stomach a virus, you're not fit to survive. The poor and the starving shouldn't be helped because they're also not fit to survive.
7. We can have sex with anyone and everyone because we're helping the human race reproduce.
6. Stealing is acceptable.
5. Murdering and killing is acceptable.
4. There's no such thing as responsibilty. It's everyone to the last man.
3. Life has no meaning besides helping my race evolve.
2. We are animals.
1. There is no such thing as right and wrong. There is no such thing as morals.

Wander, Naruto forums 40 Comments [5/4/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 11361

Look, all of this is bogus!! The body is not meant for sexual immortality, but for the Lord. Do you not know that your bodies are members of Christ himself?

Fusion Youth Ministries, Myspace 26 Comments [5/4/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Sierra
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Quote# 11297

[Why does God not cure amputees?]

He does. They are called artifical legs.

NothingButTheBlood, Christian Forums 37 Comments [5/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Michelle
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Quote# 11300

As for the argument that believing in natural selection is believing in evolution, there seems to be a bit of flawed logic there. Natural selection is [basically] adaptation, genetic learning if you will. There's a big difference between the vast random changes required for the accidental life theory of evolution and the fact that change happens over time whatever the speed.[...]

I found it pretentious when scientists found the most recent 'missing link' fossil that 'shows' the transition from sea to land animals. The fossil shows structure both for living on land and in water, somehow that must equate to evolution when adaptation to its environment is all that can be established as fact.

TheLowlyTortoise, Christian Forums 22 Comments [5/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: CousinTed
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Quote# 11303

1 out of every 67 deaths in the WORLD is an American abortion
1 out of every 4 deaths in America is an American Abortion
Half of the deaths in the world are from abortions
Abortion is the leading cause of death in the world. It kills as many people as ALL of the other causes of death combined
We have lost more Americans through abortions (64 times more) than we did in all of our wars (12 wars) combined
The world kills more people through abortion than all of the deaths in the America combined (22 times as many)
The D-Day invasion of France (WWII) was the bloodiest in history. There were 53, 714 allied soldiers killed in the "Battle of Normandy." Yet, our world kills more people than that in just 9 hours through abortions
America has lost 589 soldiers in its first year of fighting in the Iraq War. The world, however, kills more people than that in just 6 minutes through abortions

I've noticed that a lot of people are practically doing backflips everytime they hear a human soldier die in Iraq, but looking at these statistics, that is dwindled in comparison. WHY aren't we OUTRAGED by this ATROCITY? WHY? That is MY question, I am simply AMAZED that people find this acceptable, and it is simply a shame on us all, for allowing such a tragedy to occur.

David, Myspace 35 Comments [5/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen
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Quote# 11307

[Quotes from "Precalculus for Christian Schools"]

"Carl Friedrich Gauss first proved the fundamental theorem of algebra. There are many fundamental theorems: of arithmetic, calculus, and so on. These are so fundamental that many other theorems are derived from them. In the Bible, there are also fundamentals, without which Christianity would not exist: the deity of Christ, His substitutionary atonement, and the inspiration of the Bible, to name a few."

"A line can be described either by its slope (a ratio) or by its inclination (an angle). These terms describe the deviation from the horizontal, but the word inclination also has a non-mathematical meaning. Without Christ, man is inclined to sin. The Word of God should shape our attitudes (inclinations)."

"If you are given the length of two sides and the angle measure opposite one of those sides, you can use the law of sines to solve the triangle. However, this does not always determine a unique triangle. As a result, it is called the ambiguous case. Ambiguous means open to multiple interpretations. Some people say that you can interpret the Bible in any way that you want. However, there is no ambiguity in the Bible."

"A person is eccentric if his behavior deviates from normal. Jesus Christ expects His disciples to be eccentric, since living a Christlike life is not normal in this world (Titus 2:14). Likewise, in mathematics, conic sections are eccentric if they deviate from a circle. Eccentricity is a measure of this deviation. The eccentricity of an ellipse (e) is the ratio of focal distance (c) to the length of the sentimajor axis (a): e = c/a. Since c and a are distances and c < a, the eccentricity of any ellipse is 0 < e < 1.

"The concept of limit can be used to illustrate an important truth. Suppose you lived eighty years and there was no life after death; your life on the earth would be 80/80 = 1 = 100% of your existence. Now, let's assume that your life after death was eighty years long: your earthly life would be 80/160 = 1/2 = 50% of your entire existence. If life after death were 720 years, your life here would be only 80/(80+720) = 0.1 = 10%. Now extend it to eternity: (the limit as x approaches infinity) 80/(80+x) = O. In other words, this life is very insignificant in light of eternity. It is no wonder James said that life is "vapour, that appeareth for a little time, and then vanisheth away."

BJU Press, Amazon.com 44 Comments [5/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 11308

[Further excerpt from long, batshit insane essay.]

I told her the truth from God's Word --It is a sin for women to wear men's apparel (Deuteronomy 22:5), and an even greater sin to wear immodest clothing that draws men's attention to the outward body, rather than to the inner heart (1st Peter 3:3-5). After I gave her the truth, she immediately became defense of the pants she was wearing by exclaiming, "So what? I don't think THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH WOMEN WEARING PANTS." I tried to show her more Scriptures, but she wouldn't be reasoned with. After talking with her, she said she had to leave for a church. A van then pulled up and I saw a bunch of women wearing PANTS!

Robert J. Stewart, When a Woman Wears Pants 82 Comments [5/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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