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Quote# 11975

[An ironic reply to "I am an intellectual atheist, (meaning I was raised in the Xian church and saw it through for the scam it was at an early age)"]

This is the most inane statement I have ever heard in my life. Even when I was a die hard atheist I had to admit in my searches that Christianity had by far the most learned, intelligent people in history on their side and we got idiots like Darwin on ours. Sorry to burst your bubble but Darwin was one of the least intelligent men of science of his time. His methods were absurd and his conclusions ridiculous and if what he stated did not have fervent fundamentalist atheist backing would have been rejected as the pure drivel it is. I knew this when I read it. I simply thought to myself "Well this is just one more example of someone stepping in poop and coming out smelling like a rose." ie getting the right result using totally wrong methods. I see better now. So NO son you are not an intellectual atheist. You are a fundamentalist of the highest order and there is no logic reason or critical thinking in your mindset. Sorry.

walkingtall, Fark 22 Comments [5/27/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 8
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Quote# 11966

[On evolution]

May be the best current modle but then you have missed the point of this debate it is irrelevant what the best current model is what we're all after is truth! What is the truth?

IamGideon, Christian Forums 13 Comments [5/27/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: CousinTed
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Quote# 11965

Your argument makes no sense. Bones can be crushed under rocks as they form, thus causing fossilized remains to be distorted by the weight of the rocks forming above them.

It's weird how they only find one specimen of each animal, isn't it?

Show me a monkey man alive today and I'll give you $1,000,000

nechristian, Christian Forums 25 Comments [5/27/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: CousinTed
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Quote# 11963

Are Atheists Prone to Demonic Possession

.k., so if you are a demon and your out doing what your master (Satan) wants you to do, you will be tormenting Christians, and those who sit on the fence. The strongest weapon a Christian has is their faith, so if you can break their faith, you will have a big victory. Most people that haven't spent a lot of time understanding the bible think that if you are Christian and believe in Jesus, that you are impervious to a demonic attack. Just the opposite is actually true, because Jesus told us that his path was hard and that by accepting him we would be ridiculed and tormented by those that oppose him. His own life is a good example of how a Christian should expect things to go. A Christian that has accepted Jesus understands that they will be targeted not just by Satan, but also by the people of this earth. For a demon, making an impact on your moral is probably the most important thing they can do. They want to break a persons' faith so that the person turns away from God and back to the world. [...]
If you were recruiting for your own army, would you go to try to recruit the people that had already enlisted in your army? I think what most would do is to try to steal away the best people from your enemy's army.

Sounds to me that these self professed 'passive' atheists are active agents of Satan.

ChiefRabbiD, IMDB 17 Comments [5/27/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Jaded_Revenge
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Quote# 11960

And junkie's are not obnoxious? The prisons are filled with two kinds of people, the ones that were addicted to drugs and the sex offenders. If it were not for drugs, sex and rock & roll the prisons would not be near as full of people as they are now.

JohnR7, Christian Forums 34 Comments [5/26/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
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Quote# 11957

[Emphasis in original]

Did you know that Pat Robertson, through rigorous training, leg-pressed 2,000 pounds! How did he do it?

Watch a video of Pat leg-pressing 1,000 pounds.

Where does Pat find the time and energy to host a daily, national TV show, head a world-wide ministry, develop visionary scholars, while traveling the globe as a statesman?

One of Pat's secrets to keeping his energy high and his vitality soaring is his age-defying protein shake. Pat developed a delicious, refreshing shake, filled with energy-producing nutrients.

Pat Robertson's Ad Agency, CBN.com 42 Comments [5/26/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: papabear
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Quote# 11956

Evolution is the work of satan, who is wanting to deceive millions so they end up in the fire with him. I dunno, why is the creation account in Genesis not enough for these guys? We do they have to go making silly stories up for which they have no evidence? Why do they believe so blindly in a system that cannot be proven? Evolutionists suffer from blind faith sickness.

nechristian, Christian Forums 47 Comments [5/26/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: David
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Quote# 11953

[In response to a post about the OT story about the 42 kids killed by bears -sent by God- for mocking a bald prophet.]

"Kid" can refer to anybody from 5 to 35, I think, in Hebrew.

Maybe the guys weren't just mocking him? Maybe they were carrying weapons. Mocking is just "foreplay" for a personal attack? At least forty-two youths following you, mocking you, maybe even bearing arms...

The situation is a tad-bit different now...

Dragons87, Christian Forums 32 Comments [5/26/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
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Quote# 11952

People were laughing at me for being a geocentrist, even though there is no possible way to prove the earth orbits the sun. You guys are most probably ignorant of modrn geocentricity too...

RichardT, Christian Forums 40 Comments [5/26/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Matt
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Quote# 11946

You know what I think is funny? That fact that you are going to burn in hell for eternity, hahahaha!!

~Jess~, Yahoo Answers 46 Comments [5/25/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 11945

Sorry, there is nothing polite I can say about lesbians, that is SICK!!!

~Jess~, Yahoo Answers 36 Comments [5/25/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2
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Quote# 11940

[Who is worse: Bush or Elton John?]

Bush is NOT a criminal or a liar, I don't like Elton Johns singing or the fact that he is gay so I'd say Elton John is the worst!!!!!

~Jess~, Yahoo Answers 36 Comments [5/25/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2
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Quote# 11938

If you saw a man wearing a dress, what would you call him? Uh-huh, you would have no trouble knowing that it was wrong, and an abomination to God (even if his dress had a fly). But we have been conditioned by the world and erring brethren that a pair of pants is a good and acceptable thing for a woman to wear today. Just because it is common does not make it right. In fact, I believe that it is all part of Satan’s plan to further defile mankind by mixing the genders. Have you noticed how wimpy the boys are getting and how masculine the girls are getting? Women’s sports are becoming the rage. We would rather have our girls learn how to "Kill ‘em on the court" than to learn to be chaste and skilled at homemaking. This is how we have come to put our women in military combat positions. We would have never even considered this 20 years ago, but now we are eliminating the difference in the sexes that God made.

Brother Potter, Divided by Truth 82 Comments [5/25/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 7
Submitted By: Yahweh
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Quote# 11930

When you examine the Bush Republican administration, there are many significant accomplishments: A Robust Economy, Very Low Unemployment, No Child Left Behind Educational Reform, Prescription Drug Plan Medicare Reform, Immigration Reform, Conservative Supreme Court Appointments, Atheistic Abortion and Homosexuality movement stopped. Yet the polls indicate President Bush is very unpopular.

I believe this is due to the Atheistic liberal news media propaganda machine. The Atheistic liberal news media greatly influences both domestic and foreign policy by constantly reporting only bad news about Christians, conservatives and Republicans and only good news about atheists, liberals and democrats. The agenda of the Atheistic liberal news media is to promote socialism, feminism, pornography, abortion, homosexuality and the Atheistic lifestyle by getting democrats back in control of government. [...]

If a democrat was elected president today, tomorrow America would immediately be winning the Iraq War and New Orleans would be well on the way to recovery. With the "everything is ok under democrats" spin, Iran would be free to develop a nuclear weapons and we would be face with another 9/11 in the future.

Clirus, Christian Forums 35 Comments [5/25/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2
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Quote# 11929

Nothing is enforceable in today?s church, anyone can break away, claim to be Christian, and teach whatever they want (ex. Mormons) This cannot be allowed. Dogma and theology must be protected. We cannot allow people to break the teachings of Christ and miss use them as their own.

In order to protect the good name of Christ, I believe we need a police force that would identify and expose heresy, and discipline it as set forth by the decision of the church. (ex. rejection from the church, removal from teaching position). Call it what you will, I prefer Inquisition, because that?s what it was meant to do. Call it Fluffy Bunny Jesus Patrol for all I care, but still something must be done. We can?t take the sawdust out of our friend?s eye without first taking the plank out of our own. How can a generation be awoken without first making sure that heresy is not being taught?

OverLordd, Battlecry 57 Comments [5/25/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Jaded_Revenge
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Quote# 11927

The Jews are God's chosen people. That is why Satan sent his demons to infest Hitler and try to kill them off. Satan HATES Jews.

Satan also hates believers in Christ. He sent Darwin to screw up the world and now people like you beleive in a bogus religion called evolution.

By the way, Columbine High. The two kids were big time beleivers in evolution, and also big time believers of Hitler's words.

Broken Poet, MySpace 31 Comments [5/25/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 11922

Sex is short for sexual intercourse. The definition of intercourse is "Dealings or communications between persons or groups." So, sexual intercourse is intercourse between the sexes. As such, there's no such thing as homosexual sex.

Jayson, Catholic Answers Forums 47 Comments [5/24/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 11920

christmas...is christ....coming to the earth...born to dwell among us....born to die....so we can live....He paid the sacrificial price for our sins......overshadow this entire message board...more revelation knowledge...baptize them in your Holy spirit.....eotrntn tiepwn fieirtnnnm. wotjr vnnrooo TRUTH REIGNS gmroortm tioropwnf v ireghm tieripwnn REVELATION KNOWLEDGE OF YOU LORD mmkfpb kkfphg Peace to the ones undercover wearing the mask.......

[When the fundie is asked by her fellow fundies what the gibberish was all about she replied]

it's called tongues and that also is revelation knowledge...it happened with good ole peter on the day of pentecost and it was revelation knowledge that appeared in the american church back in the 1900's.....upon this rock......Peter...i will build my church...as the church goes deeper in the spirit we are more powerful against the devil and the darkness.....so yes..I pray in the spirit a LOT......

[And a few posts later]

jdfkieo nfeooe right now I am speaking it at the screen jyorpng tirengvnrn tiienfnne sitnnrl gnbnorp do-w vmmvpw] fmmoerpp gjjgoo even satan has no acess to these prayers because they are not prayed out oy my mind....but spirit.. bnnbort0e gmnrope vmfe- bnnro

vmbmote- nbotrn bmtppn wopq[fn to JESUS IS LORD bngn ngmkrpgndnaspgfprpp satan is a liar b,kg,kflotpjgnb fkeootrpw[nvnnbfoepgjmgmrmemkpp

T.J., Renew America 92 Comments [5/24/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 11913

You don't know what is wrong with a display celebrating sodomy during Christmas time? Of course you don't! You are a homo lover and a God hater just like the rest of those who represent PFLAG.

Dani, Generation X-pose 21 Comments [5/24/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 1
Submitted By: Anti-Goth
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Quote# 11910

Here's a good way to resist the temptation to masturbate.

The next time you feel like you want to masturbate, get a fat, black, sharpie magic marker and write the word "Jesus" on your palm. That should do it.

Mac, Myspace 83 Comments [5/24/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: DrunkMonkey
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Quote# 11908

Grown men should not be having sex with prostitutes unless they are married to them.

Jerry Falwell, Positive Atheism 30 Comments [5/24/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: papabear
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Quote# 11906

Almost all risk of STD and out-of-wedlock pregnancy can be avoided by saving intercourse for marriage. The lives and souls of our children are in our hands. Parents must take drastic measures to ensure the safety of their children by eliminating the primary elements of teenage sex: divorce, the media, and public schools.

Dani, Generation X-pose 23 Comments [5/24/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: Dante's Virgil
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Quote# 11903

I vote for a bounty on "Illegal Alien" scalps. Look how effective that was in lowering the population of the Native American back when that insanity existed. But you see now, we're not talking about persecuting "innocent indigenous people", we're talking about expelling an invading force.

Gonzo67, Free Conservatives 28 Comments [5/24/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 10
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Quote# 11900

for speaking what God almighty has had written for us all to LEARN and LIVE BY. I AM 66 years old and YOU may think I know nothing . well I know alot more then you give me creadit for. WITHIN THE NEXT THREE YEARS this world is going to be in a war again that is worse then anything any of you or i have ever seen. IRAN S not going to BOW TO ANYONE AND NEITHER will all the ISLAMIC TERRORIST GIVE up their QUEST TO INIHILATE THE JEWS. and DO JUST WHAT THEY HAVE SAID THEY WANT TO DO is WIPE THE JEWISH PEOPLE AND ISRAEL OFF THE MAP. well ISRAEL will never allow that and BELIEVE THIS OR NOT NEITHER WILL GOD ALMIGHTY LET THE JEWISH NATION OF ISRAEL WHOM ARE DESCENDANTS OF THE PROMISE MADE TO ABRAHAM. SO wake up people YOU THINK THAT PEOPLE CAN CONTINUE TO IGNORE GOD AND HIS WORD FOREVER NO it will not happen FOR GOD HAS SEASONS and we are coming upon a season of destruction those living now have never seen. BUT NONE SEE IT BUT THOSE who KNOW WHAT THE WORD HAS SAID ND HAD WRITTEN. NOTHING LIKE HAVING YOUR HEADS IN THE SAND and not see what is coming.

IF ANY HAVE SEEN the MAD MAX movies this is what we are going to see I PRAY TO GOD I am outa here before that comes because come it will.

Suzanne, Debating Christianity 34 Comments [5/24/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: McCulloch
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Quote# 11895

God has a better answer to the over-population of the earth, kill almost everyone and start agin with Jesus in charge this time and tell everyone the whole truth at the start... many will live loving lives inthe new earth... but everyone [almost] has to die first to get rid of the dependence on sin

stranger, In All Things Love 37 Comments [5/23/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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