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Quote# 11820

That area of the world [the middle east] has always been an area of conflict for thousands of years, personally I think that the apocalypse already happened and that the oil reserves found under the Middle East are actually the victims of the last apocalypse....it's a cycle you see...civlization builds up and then crumbles....over and over and over again until we reach such a primitive level that we go extinct.

Joe, Myspace 20 Comments [5/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 11816

[Regarding <a href="http://www.channel4.com/news/special-reports/special-reports-storypage.jsp?id=2385">this news account</a> of marines killing 24 innocent civilian members of two families in cold blood, including a three year old girl.]

I couldnt watch it but, u belive EVERYTHING the media says? you know how muhc they screw things up? maybe the 24 civilians were killed, but maybe those marines, in that situation had killed them b/c they saw those 24 as a threat.. IF U ARENT THERE, THEN YOU DONT KNOW...

(¯·._)߀TÕ(¯·._), Myspace 21 Comments [5/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 11814

Grass at the time of creation was likely very different from the grass we have now. Walking for Adam may have been more like gliding. I don't imagine that heaven will be a place where grass is crushed under the feet of saints.

LittleNipper, Christian Forums 24 Comments [5/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 11813

"Give not your strength to women, nor thy ways to them that ruin kings." Prov. 31:3.

Christian men are kings and priests. We are not to give our
strength to women. They are not to rule, hold authority or teach but to remain silent and submissive in the assemblies. It is interesting that the above was instruction by a mother to her son. This wise woman understood it was not for man to raise up woman into a position she was never meant to hold by God.

It sad when men love to have women rule over them and abdicate their kingship. Proves how much they hate God's order and despise their duty to be men.

Rick Savage, The Christian Party 37 Comments [5/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 11812

I would execute gays only if we catch them indulging in sodomy.

Gary DeMar, CounterPunch 51 Comments [5/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Alejandro
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Quote# 11811

[Looks like someone's missed the last 500 years of biology class]

We haev four
kingdoms; the mineral kingdom, the plant kingdom, the animal kingdom,
and finally the human kingdom. [...]

So, humans are to animals as plants are to minerals. Sure, we have
animalistic properties, but I believe we are in a class by ourselves.

toufaroo-ga, Google Answers 40 Comments [5/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Yahweh
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Quote# 11808

I remember once we went into the hospital to pray for someone and they were slayed in the spirit. The nurse came along and wanted to know what they were doing laying on the floor, so we had to explain it to her. Sense then I find it is a lot easier for me to sit someone down in a chair before we pray for them. It saves having to catch them or pick them up off of the floor.

JohnR7, Christian Forums 16 Comments [5/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Jeremy PC
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Quote# 11807

It was a sensational discovery - human footprints said to be 40,000 years old, preserved by volcanic ash in an abandoned quarry in Mexico.

It is exciting. Before Jesus returns I believe we shall find out about the "giants" in the land. It is evidence that humans have not evolved, but rather we have shrunk, both in size, intelligence, and character.

Richard Meyer, Remnant Online 27 Comments [5/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 11806

[Book review for "God's Gift to Women"]

Eric Ludy Deep within the rugged soul of every young man, there is a warrior in search of his sword and a poet in search of his pen. But heroic, prince-like masculinity is something most women only dream of in today's perverse and self-serving world. With contagious passion and boldness, Eric Ludy challenges you to forsake modern male mediocrity for Christ-built, warrior-poet manhood-manhood that will capture the heart of a woman and change the course of history.

Reviewer, Abstinence Clearinghouse 38 Comments [5/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 11803

[After someone claims to be a member of the Freemasons]

No your not. Stop making up things that justify your own ignorance by believing what you read in Daan Brown's--Duh Da Vinchi Code. If you are a Freemason, tell me, if you are one, how do Freemasons interpretate Gen.4:1?

My guess is you don't know. (And thats probably a positive thing).
If you were an actual Freemason I'd would ask you what it is like to take a dagger and run it into the babies heart so hard that the tip of the knife breaks on the alter?

_Origen, Christian Forums 25 Comments [5/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Matt
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Quote# 11800

Can humans and Chimps bear children through the process of arteficial insemination? Do we ever see any shred of evidence that man has ever at any point in time, evolved? Since the hominid record has been all proven a hoax, why do we still hold on to lies that will eventually lead to communism or naziism?

_Origen, Christian Forums 33 Comments [5/18/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 11799

["Seriously, new species do not poof into existence, and the hypothesis of Spontaneous Generation is not accepted by scientists. Scientists do not claim species "poof" into existence."]

Darwinists sure do. NS says when a species dies that this event poofs a new one into existence. You just don't like the way I am describing it but it is accurate.

Ed Vidence, Christian Forums 24 Comments [5/18/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Alejandro
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Quote# 11794

What Miracles you ask... Well, let's see... MIRACLES in general. Healing miracles, etc. Personally me, he saved my life while I was in comma, trust me it had nothing to do with the doctors. You get the point

[When I was six, my dad was in a coma. I asked my troll doll if he would be ok, and it said yes, and I attributed his recovery to that little plastic light up troll for years after that. Eventually, though, I figured out that the doctors might have had something to do with it.]

that story was irrelevant. more people believe in God than in dolls. were not thatstupid

I Love Mary, Myspace 40 Comments [5/18/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 11791

[From a larger article about the immorality of women in sports]

Popes Pius XI and Pius XII were addressing an age-old problem, a badly governed feminine spirit that tempts men with immodest clothing and bold attitudes. Consciously or unconsciously seductive, these women at least remain feminine, and their censurable position is still a natural one. Today a new long step has been taken down the stairs of decadence: the emergence of the masculine girl.

The new model is a strange androgynous figure. "Baller girls" is what some of the modern young athletes call themselves: girls who live for basketball, baseball, soccer, football – for the game, the sport, not for the skills and virtues that will help them as future wives and mothers. They are rough, sassy girls with the muscles of men, good enough to play against the "guys," girls who have traded in their femininity in their mania for sports.
[...]
One can only wonder about the harsh and unhappy future of girls who reject their femininity openly and blatantly. They clearly have lost the notion of the dignity of the woman in view of her most noble office as wife, mother and helpmate of man. The masculine woman does not reflect a true emancipation. It is rather the debasing of the feminine character, a rejection of the wise plan of God. It is a position against nature.

Marian T. Horvat, Ph.D., Tradition In Action 65 Comments [5/18/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 11787

[After being informed that the Bible requires independent evidence if it is to be considered valid.]

And isn't faith evidence? It perfectly makes sense to me.

lily00, Christian Forums 28 Comments [5/18/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 11785

If we are here by the end of the year, I will indeed be very surprised! We are that close! The signs for the start of the Tribulation are screaming at us!

CarpeDiem, Rapture Ready 50 Comments [5/18/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 11783

The theory of evolution is more than just a theory of science; its a way of thought. Evolutionary humanism is the philosophy of naturalistic behavior in humanity. The communist and the Nazis expounded on this (failed) philosophy. Naziism itself was a religion that was largly based on the Norse pagan religion--where also evolutionist derive their geological framework.

Humanist believe in the survival of the fittest mentality in humanity without acknowledging the simple fact that mankind is not part of the animal kingdom. We humans are greater than the animals. The book of Genesis says that God gave mankind "dominion" over all the wildlife on earth. There is no evidence that that verse is an error.

_Origen, Christian Forums 32 Comments [5/18/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 11781

[This poster is a 21 year old man.]

I know what you mean, but lets say I do get pregnant and it was a product of rape. If I didn't know GOD I think I would probably just give up and commit scuicide killing both the fetus and me. On the other hand I would put my complete trust in GOD and let him decide what was best for me, It seems like a realy difficult thing to do ( let go and trust GOD) because it is, but when you do it ....... .... I realy don't want to ruin the surprise (even though there is no surprise included) lets just say that you will be living in the best days of your life.

OVERDOSESURGE, Myspace 30 Comments [5/18/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 11777

[What is wrong with "feminism"?]

Great Subject! The problem here is these feminest don't want respect, they want men to know that they are equil, or even better, smarter. That is so sad that women have raised themself over God.

Ladys! we are not equil. Men can't have a baby, nor can many women give a black and white answer to a simple question. Men and women receive information differently. We retain informationly differently. Men only use half there brain, but women use the whole brain.

Men take information and there answer to the informaiton is black and white, right or worng. NO gray area

A women take the same informantion and depending on she feeeeeeeeeeeeeels will respond to the information. She uses her emotions to giver understanding ....

I have great respect for women, but as hard as they try, they will never be a man.

God made Adam and Eve Differently, and that is why Adam was in charge. Adam failed when he allowed Eve to be in charge, as she looked at the tree with her emotions.,,,,

jon914, Christian Forums 58 Comments [5/18/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Sungrazer
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Quote# 11775

[In repsonse to an article titled: 'Lawmaker: Marines killed Iraqis ‘in cold blood’']

Its all good, they probably would have starved or became terrorists anyway.

Helps the economy and eliminates possible enemy's.

Sir Knight82, League Unlimited 37 Comments [5/18/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 11774

Math Proves Christ's Resurrection?

It is faith, not proof, that makes Christians believe in Jesus Christ's resurrection, the central tenet of the religion. Until now.

Oxford University professor Richard Swinburne, a leading philosopher of religion, has seemingly done the impossible. Using logic and mathematics, he has created a formula that he says shows a 97 percent certainty that Jesus Christ was resurrected by God the Father, report The Age and Catholic News.

This stunning conclusion was made based on a series of complex calculations grounded in the following logic:

1. The probably of God's existence is one in two. That is, God either exists or doesn't.
2. The probability that God became incarnate, that is embodied in human form, is also one in two.
3. The evidence for God's existence is an argument for the resurrection.
4. The chance of Christ's resurrection not being reported by the gospels has a probability of one in 10.
5. Considering all these factors together, there is a one in 1,000 chance that the resurrection is not true.

Richard Swinburne, Netscape News 45 Comments [5/18/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Mandrake
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Quote# 11773

Well, I don't see [the gays] being denied anything that
straights are. Straights are not denied
marriage to members of the opposite sex.
Neither are gays. They are just too obstinate
and proud to consider taking that option. It
is not the straight people's fault that gays
are not attracted to members of the opposite
sex.

courtney_m_holder, Yahoo! Groups 23 Comments [5/18/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 11771

[From a long article on called "Sexism is Hetersexuality"]

By making women compete with men for the male role, feminism is classic Communist "divide and conquer". They use race and class as well.

A friend who is divorcing his wife told me: "I fell out of love because she became too masculine." The major reason families are breaking up is that women are brainwashed to think they are oppressed and need to be more like men.

Feminists say they want to stop "sexism." This is typical Communist "doublespeak."

Henry Makow, Save the Males 28 Comments [5/18/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 11770

[Scans of one of the skankiest christian tracts in existence. Still beats the hell out of Chick.]

<a href="http://www.misterkitty.org/extras/stupidcovers/stupidcomics30.html">Forbidden Planet</a>

Children of God, Misterkitty.org 13 Comments [5/18/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: CousinTed
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Quote# 11769

[Scan of the cover of one bizarre looking christian comic book. It looks like Johnny Quest plowing his Biblemobile into a wall of Aryan communists.]

<a href="http://www.superdickery.com/images/other/12397_4_001.jpg" target="_blank">God's Smuggler</a>

Spire Christian Comics, Super Dickery 30 Comments [5/18/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: CousinTed
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