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Quote# 11768

if we were meant to be gay, it wouldve been here from the beggining, all of a sudden we have and outburst....then end is near, Jesus is coming soon

Laptops in the Shop*, Myspace 25 Comments [5/17/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: Mestilf
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Quote# 11767

If you say that there is no GOD, and you have proof and there are millions of people that have seen his hand move (metaphorically speaking) than why are you an athiest? It's as if you went to get checked for an STD and you were diagnosed HIV positive and they provided you with the evidence that you were HIV positive. Your body revealed the symptoms. Would you still say you are not infected with HIV? Is it not similar to reading The Bible and saying that GOD does not exist?

OVERDOSESURGE, Myspace 35 Comments [5/17/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 11762

[I much prefer rational thought and a skeptical approach to "faith".]

The next time you get in a plane for somewhere, remember that approach and see if you don't have second thoughts about getting on that plane.

berrean, Yahoo! Message Boards 25 Comments [5/17/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: David D.G.
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Quote# 11759

We humans have what? 3% for fresh water to drink. Now how is that possible. If 97% of the water is undrinkable, how did water evolve to be fresh water?

verlch, Skeptic Friends Network 49 Comments [5/17/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2
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Quote# 11754

The only ones doing brainwashing here are the homosexuals. Those who attempt to interfere with the brainwashing is falsely accused of the same. It was this brainwash that caused you to be gay, and you should be angry at the programmers and fight them, not join them like you have. So, what can I tell you but to run along and be a good little programmed homosexual sheep slave and leave the rest of us alone.

gurl_troll_4_u, Yahoo! News Message Boards 26 Comments [5/17/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: Anti-Goth
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Quote# 11750

Some so-called Christians like George W. Bush are actually willing to serve Satan. Christian chaplains serve with the American army in Iraq and minister to soldiers. Everyone should know Sept. 11 was a hoax designed to justify imperialist wars and domestic repression. It was perpetrated by the Illuminati bankers in London with the help of their puppets in the US government. You just have to look at who bought the Put Options on the airline stock to know the true perpetrators. (Of course this info has been suppressed.)

Henry Makow, Save the Males 18 Comments [5/17/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: shell
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Quote# 11749

Even if you look at the question of faith. Every drug test there is has a control group. It has been shown again and again that 1/3 of the people that take a placebo show improvement, they get better. This is absolute scientific proof that even having faith in a pill works. How much more will you get results when you put faith and confidence in the living God?

JohnR7, Christian Forums 27 Comments [5/17/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 11739

What your children learn in public school:
Heather has two mommies or two daddies
gay is a word that means family too
being homosexual and / or transgender are normal healthy choices
every vile word they can possibly be exposed to
dating and fornication are a normal part of a middle school, junior high, and highschoolers life
pornography on un-filtered unfettered internet hookups schools have
filthy reading material that if modern encourages pre-marital sex, drugs, drinking, and such - if classical portrays rape, incest, idol worship and much more.
Sex ed. classes with very pornographic literature and demonstrations of birth control
Meditation, visualization and all kinds of new age junk
all religions are the same
religion is the cause of all the evil in the world by dividing us all
absolutes of right and wrong are transient - wrong is what you think it is unless the courts decide it
how to be a watered down and wishy-washy christian [...]
how to be embarrassed of parents... [...]
relationships with the opposite sex are for trying lots of them on like clothes till eventually hopefully you will get a good fit later in life
being pure till the marriage bed is a joke, and makes you a nerd and weirdo, being pure is not normal
how to disrespect adults
rebellion = teenager
rebellion is normal
how best to accomodate the world and make it feel not offended about its sin
the list can go on and on....

AngelD, OnlineBaptist 49 Comments [5/17/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: CousinTed
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Quote# 11734

why dont you guys just leave the bible alone jesus didnt escape frome no tomb he was risen up from the dead by his father which is god and if he did have a son there wouldnt be no 3 part trinity which is the father the son and the holy spirit it would be the father the son and the holy spirit and the son of jesus and because man can do miracles doesnt make him a decendent of the lord jesus christ which died and rose again on the third day and went to heaven to prepare a place in heaven for his people that we might have eternal life. now God Bless You and may you find the truth in what really happened in the life of jesus christ.

choclateyhotcocoa, Mystery of the Martyr's Tomb: Part Two Comments 31 Comments [5/16/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Anti-Goth
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Quote# 11733

Furthermore, evolution theory says: Be better than your neighbor; but the law of Christ says: Love your neighbor as yourself. When one adds all this together, you have enough evidence to know that God is absolutely evident.

_Origen, Christian Forums 29 Comments [5/16/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Alejandro
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Quote# 11726

hey ppl. consider this... how can the earth and all the other planets b completely rounded out and b in a perfect orbit around the sun w/o some having 2 create it. God created the earth and everything else. do u seriously thnk that some xplosionm couldve caused all of this. forget it. God is real. so believe or b condemned.

Aqua246, Whyville.net 53 Comments [5/16/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 10
Submitted By: Emily
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Quote# 11723

Finally I know you believe Conservatives are heartless intolorant morons but we stand on our convictions and we live our lives on a principle that every life has value and that includes BABIES NOT FETUSES that have the God given right to live life and optain the will he has in the future for them. Instead of spending so much time and effort on murdering babies why don't you spend time funding cancer research and funding for the well being of those little warriors " KIDS " with cancer who's only wish is to get better for MOMMY AND DADDY so they won't be sad. Such selflessness inside the hearts of these little warriors. This where the Abortion funding and I'd even say AIDS FUNDING should be used. Aids is preventable through condoms and wiser choices when it comes to sex. I also know all the comebacks you'll come with such as " oh so they got aids from gay well the deserve to die " No not at all but Aids unlike Cancer is preventable and thats why Cancer deserves more funding.

David, Myspace 37 Comments [5/16/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 11718

It is so amazing how people are just sucked into believeing all this junk. Sad part is alot of people are looking for something they can grab onto and believe in........and unfortunatly they fall for such stuff. It amazes me that they are willing to believe in this stuff and pass up the real truth which is right before them..........it is all in the Bible. Our Lord and Saviour went to the cross to save us and if we believe in Him and ask for forgiveness of our sins we spend eternity with Him. How awesome is that????

Cricket55, Rapture Ready 26 Comments [5/16/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: Darth Wang
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Quote# 11715

Suppose that the AC and his minions are ready and waiting for the rapture. As soon as it is apparent that it's happened, he launches about 1/2 dozen EMP's over the U.S., Europe, and the Far East. Thus completely wiping out all communications around the globe.

The rapture happened, but as far as anyone who is left knows, they just can't locate some of their friends and family, and they just figure it's because they have no way to communicate. The plains and cars all crashed because all the electrical systems went out. There are no widespread reports of people vanishing because there is no way to widely communicate with one another. There's complete chaos, and as soon as some power is restored, just to organize things again, we can give out an ID tag for everyone that will at least allow them to buy some food. We'll just make a mark on your hand or forehead that has this handy barcode in it to facilitate getting by while everything has to be rebuilt. If you told the Katrina refugees they needed this mark to get some food, I doubt you would have gotten any argument, especially if they had no idea of the rapture or the mark, or anything else Biblical.

All the chaos that has just gone on, forces the return of the twelfth Imam, and the long awaited Jewish Messiah, who will make some supernatural appearance. Ta da, I'm here to save the day.

Okay, it's just a wild thought.

C. Little, Rapture Ready 45 Comments [5/16/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
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Quote# 11714

[About the Simpsons episode on Evolution vs Creationism: "Wish there could be more in real life. Presenting the notion of some invisible sky daddy poofing people into existence along side serious scientific displays would demostrate how silly the entire creationist argument is."]

Next to a "serious" science display where evolution poofs them into existance. Showing how silly the theory of evolution is. About the time evolutionists need lisa simpson to be a spokesperson for them, they are in trouble. They have lost contact with what it means to be serious.

JohnR7, Christian Forums 24 Comments [5/16/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: Alejandro
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Quote# 11712

Hell is under the earth. Magma or the molten material under the earth is the 'lake of fire' mentioned in the bible. There are credible undertakings I've read of researchers drilling deep into the earth and lowering instruments to it. They recorded highly discernable human cries and moans of incredible suffering and that wasn't the intention of the research.

I hope that is one reason enough to believe in a hell or eternal punishment and to try to avoid an erupting volcano at all cost!!

D' Taker, Race Sim Central 37 Comments [5/16/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: JustinM
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Quote# 11709

[Regarding <a href="http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/systems/munitions/images/napalm.jpg" target="_blank">the famous photo of Kim Phuc</a> running as napalm burned her skin and <a href="http://lmno4p.org/images/war/iraq_child.jpg" target="_blank">this photo</a> of an Iraqi child being treated for severe burns to his arm.]

thank you, sierra, for posting child porn and a picture of a kid hurt by the terrorsts we are trying to eliminate.

Ryan, Myspace 43 Comments [5/16/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
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Quote# 11703

Imagine going to your doctor and being offered a pill—not because you were sick, or in any danger of becoming sick. No—your friendly physician is simply giving you drugs because you’re a woman.
[...]
The gynecologists’ group employs this fuzzy reasoning for promoting morning after pill prescriptions: women tend to have sex on weekends. Maybe women also tend to have beer on Saturday nights. Does that mean their family doctors should load them up with six packs every time they come in for flu shots?
[...]
what’s to prevent the pill from getting into the hands of the woman’s impressionable 13-year-old daughter, who sees the pill as a good excuse to "hook up" with a boy she barely knows? Will ACOG pay for the girl’s counseling when she discovers that the boy who took away her virginity is a stalker or 40 years old?

Nathan Tabor, Townhall 27 Comments [5/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
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Quote# 11700

[In reply to a post talking about why the number of homosexuals is increasing because of less social stigmas]

are you kidding me??? that's why you think homosexuality is around, im sorry, but, thats a crock of "you know what"

LOL the devil is into WIDESPEAD things, killing off and getting rid of who is in his way and fast, do you realize how long that would take...

I mean c'mon you know who was behind hitler and the mass murder of the jews...like i say he wants to kill as many , as fast as he can..

this isn't about who wins or looses, he knows his fate, it's about getting as many souls for his own gain.

night lights, Myspace 20 Comments [5/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: Mestilf
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Quote# 11694

[Between the Simpsons, Family Guy, Kitzmiller, the Dover elections, Ohio, Hurst v Newman, George Will, the Vatican's scientists, and the impending butt-kicking at the Kansas polls it must really suck to be a creationist right now.]

Not as much as it is going to "sucK" to be thrown into the lake of fire. You always have to look at the alternative.

JohnR7, Christian Forums 24 Comments [5/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: CousinTed
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Quote# 11693

GOD CREATED US TO BE EQUAL.... AND WE ARE ALL EQUAL... BUT WERE NOT THE SAME.. MEANING WOMEN GIVE BIRTH MEN DON'T, WOMEN HAS THERE PERIODS MEN DON'T, WOMEN HAS DANGER AREA 2, WHILE MEN HAS DANGER AREA 1 (the private parts), AND WE ARE ALL EQUAL... THAT'S HOW GOD WANTS US TO BE AND HE'S NEVER WRONG AND HE DID CREATE US THE WAY HE WANTED TO.... SO WE ARE ALL EQUAL AND NOT THE SAME... BUT WE ARE ALL EQUAL IN EVERYWAY, WOMEN ARE EQUAL TO MEN AND MEN ARE EQUAL TO WOMEN.... JUST CAUSE WE MIGHT OR DO HAVE ROLES DON'T MEAN NOTHING, WE ALL ARE STILL EQUAL TO GOD, AND WE WILL ALWAYS BE... REMEMBER WERE ALL EQUAL BUT NOT THE SAME.

Justin Shanahan (I LOVE TECHNO, TRANCE, RAVE..etc), Myspace 64 Comments [5/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
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Quote# 11691

im all for womens rights, but too much feminism leads to lesbianism.

Native New Yorker, Myspace 49 Comments [5/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 7
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Quote# 11690

I recently completed a spiritual gift test, and the #1 manifested gift on the list was miracles. Does anyone else out there have the gift of miracles? I currently cannot walk on water or anything, but I won't put it past God to use me sometime to help provide faith and sway people to believe.

[...]

I guess the main thing is I would like some proof that He's not going to make me look silly. Like, if He wants me to yell out and command the rain to stop (for example), I would like the rain to actually stop so people will not laugh at me or lose faith.

boonebytes, Bible Forums 30 Comments [5/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Sungrazer
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Quote# 11677

['The materials here today didnt come directly from the Big Bang, except for maybe some hydrogen and helium somewhere. Just like you can't say humans came from the Big Bang. But everything is a result of the Big Bang.
So as time went on and things were formed they got their age. The same thing with brothers and sisters. I came from the same source as my brother did, but our ages are still different.']

Nice try. Your comparing living and non-living material as if they are the same. Living material ages from the day it becomes alive. Non-living material ages from the moment it exploded into existence.

So this means that all non-living material should date close in age. But a 4.3 billion year old earth, in a 18 billion year old galaxy, does not fit with current views of the Big Bang. That's like having a baby that's older than you are. The concept does not work.

ikester7579, Bibleforums.org 24 Comments [5/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
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Quote# 11664

Because the Bible can not be "proven or disproven", then evolutionists have to create strawman arguements and try to falsify their own strawman. Their favorite is to make up their own YEC theory and then they try to falsify their strawmen version of the theory. I see them do this over and over on this forum like a broken record.

JohnR7, Christian Forums 25 Comments [5/14/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: Alejandro
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