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Quote# 11503

I just think science gives satan more opportunities to decieve people when they think logicaly for too long...

VSteven509, Freejesus 26 Comments [5/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 11502

[A post arguing that America was founded on Christianity that, or so he claims.]

You weren't alive when the revolution started, and neither was I, but I can see that it started changing because people started serving themselves, doing things that brought pleasure to themselves even if it was at someone else's expense. And they tried to justify it in their mind by saying that there is no God, that this whole "God" is a sham to make us feel bad for doing something wrong. That's the equivalent of a kid closing their eyes and telling themselves "there's not a man with a knife outside my door" when there really is one.... they can convince themselves that such a thing doesn't exist, but oops.... it really does.... and when that kid opens the door, they're in for a bad kind of surprise. I understand the draw to atheism... it'd be nice if I could just go around and have sex with any girl I ever felt drawn towards, and drink all the alcohol I wanted, and when I get bored with my wife, just leave her and cheat on her.... or whatever other "sin" you struggle with... it'd be nice to be able to do it without being guilty of anything, but you're doing nothing more than telling yourself that you have nothing to be guilty about. You might as well be listening to those tapes where it's all "repeat after me.... I am a good person..... I am important..... I am somebody..."

† Matt †, Myspace 30 Comments [5/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 11501

[JeffyJeff explains evolution]

Says the man who believes we slithered up out of the ocean, grew arms and legs on the land, saw bananas in a tree, climbed up into the trees, grew tails so we could hang around while peeling the bananas, eating until we burped and started swearing like a caveman.

jeffyjeff01, IMDb 24 Comments [5/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Jaded_Revenge
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Quote# 11497

I have the advantage of now as a christian, being able to review my thoughts as an atheist. I am more clear about reality. I no longer think it resides between my ears.

ethang5, Apologetics.org 22 Comments [5/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 11496

God speaks through the Bible...he won't speak through lies. Plus, he tells folks to read the Bible. Plus, all He says is in line w/ His word the Bible. He even says it's His word.

Lilly of the Valley, Christian Forums 32 Comments [5/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Jeremy PC
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Quote# 11489

They are the same breed of people that keep *insisting* that this country was not found on Christian values (which fails to explain why the pilgrims left England over "religious intolerance" towards Protestants by the church of England).

[Sorry Captain History, but the pilgrims that came over in the 1600s did not found this country.]

Yes, but that was the one thing that was most important to them, and it endured. The freedom of religion was established because of how England wanted to force the protestants to comply. The seperation of church and state was made to keep the Government from controlling the church. There is no seperation of Mosque and state in the U.S. When you read the things that they were documented as saying, they weren't saying "In A God we trust...." They didn't refer to generic "God"...they said GOD.

† Matt †, Myspace 30 Comments [5/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 11488

[This is about 1/4 of the whole post. The rest is crazy too.]

But this playground if full of lies, pain, demonic encounters, manifestions (you it see for a reason), sex out of marraige, Death, Murder, Fear, Rebellion, WitchCraft...etc.... in this playground... it messess you up different.. it takes you to different veiws and places, (your lost in some points), You believe lies (which you think are not lies but truth), ...and...stuff.. satan has you were he want's you, , your a slave in his playground of evil, your in satan's maze in that playground, you try to find the truth if GOD exits...(like your trying to find your way out)... your stuck in the playground of evil and entering the maze of satan, ...i've been throught this... everybody has and is... you can't escape... Only JESUS can get you out of there... remember the only way to Heaven is through JESUS... JESUS will lead you out of the maze, and show you truth... he will reveal to you that were your at is a evil place...That you've been decieved by satan and the world (People who reject God, sinners...etc...)... (you don't know you in the playground of satan...) It's time to be realeased from there... that playground is prison... there's only two exit's out of satans maze... one leads to hell the other to heaven... the exit that leads to hell is a backup door if you can't find your way out....that door if you wan't to reject GOD... if your lost and don't know why... your stuck in that maze of evil... the other exit... you've seen the light, You found the truth.... you accepted good, truth in your heart (JESUS)... and he'll help you... unlike satan... satan plays with your mind... you constanlly don't know what's truth... for example your a evolutionist.. them you don't belive in evolutions but something else that you think created us...and so on.... GOD want's you out of that maze before the endTimes... He want's you to get out of satan's maze, ... once you exit the maze, (GODs exit) your out of the maze and now you know GOD... now if you let GOD brake the shakles on your feets and chains on your hands... you not a prisoner, and slave to satan anymore, now you can leave the playground of satan (satan can't hold you prisioner)...

Justin Shanahan (I LOVE TECHNO, TRANCE, RAVE..etc), Myspace 33 Comments [5/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Mestilf
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Quote# 11487

Well, suppose a young man shows up on your doorstep and explains to you that life is an accident--a cosmic joke--and has no real meaning or purpose, his distant relatives were monkeys, morality can be made up as you go along to fit your wants and desires of the moment, and each person is only accountable to himself alone for what he does or doesn't do--would you trust him with your daughter?


ephraimanesti, Christian Forums 34 Comments [5/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: CousinTed
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Quote# 11486

[Here's what he had to say after I told him I was gay and that I'll probably move to Japan/Europe]

Do you plan on adopting children into a gay family?

Read up on some statistics that tell you what your kid(s) are going to grow up to be... pretty much nothing because they will have a lack of a spiritually based foundation of having a mother AND a father present. You keep doing your thing though, maybe in a few years all of the gay people will move to Japan and God can have his country back.

But, being the loving God that He is... He'll spark a burden in someone's heart to travel over to Japan to keep trying to show you the truth. Do you know the truth?

Kevin Webb, Myspace 26 Comments [5/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Mestilf
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Quote# 11485

We cannot let those who wish to remove all vestiges of Judeo-Christian morality from our society succeed. History has shown that no civilized society or government can exist successfully without recognition, acceptance, adherence, and submission to an absolute authority.

The Ten Commandments Commission, The Ten Commandments Day 32 Comments [5/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Alejandro
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Quote# 11484

[But is God really a credible entity]

Well, sure. He figured out how to create the earth before Copernicus, Newton, and Darwin came along to tell Him how to do it. As a matter of fact, I question the credibility of Copernicus, Newton, and Darwin. None of them could even create a blade of grass.

BalaamsAss51, Christian Forums 30 Comments [5/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: CousinTed
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Quote# 11482

I have seen plenty of Christian sites that say that we have copies of the NT dating back 2000 years ago, so I don't hink we can say they have been changed

BigChrisfilm, Christian Forums 44 Comments [5/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: CousinTed
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Quote# 11481

[Empirical studies from Protestant Universities or whatever in Germany have reasonably concluded that the verses after Mary's incident at the tomb are recent additions, probably written by some Catholic.

Same goes for some other writings. Writings written for absolutely no other reason than to be anti-gnostic polemics. They fancied putting some long dead Saint's name as the author in order to give it credibility.]

yea, so, that is not true, lol.

BigChrisfilm, Christian Forums 26 Comments [5/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: CousinTed
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Quote# 11472

[Answering to a sarcastic "Lions did not kill Impala, Zebra or Wilderbeast until after the fall. it was only then that God gave lions big teeth"]

Hyper evolution, they will adapt back in heaven, and eat grass again.

dad, Christian Forums 30 Comments [5/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Alejandro
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Quote# 11466

[Or just not raping somebody is a choice....
As I said earlier "Don't imply that she could have avoided it if she'd only done/not done x.]

WOMEN HAVE TO BE AWARE OF THE POTENTIAL CONSEQUENCES OF THEIR ACTIONS.
She is not respecting the feelings of males in the general population. Some, many, have very poor control over themselves. Older cultures know this, so they require women to dress modestly. If you dress like a hooker do not be surprised if peopl e react to you as if you are a hooker. Do not be suprised if some male with poor control over himself sexually assaults you...US norms are now pretty disrespectful of the sensibilities of the male population. They are playing with fire and sometimes they get burned."

DrFate, Christian Forums 42 Comments [5/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 11464

God Uses Rape to Punish Sinful Women

['It is entirely irrational to lay ANY layer of blame for rape on the victim based on how she was dressed.']

When we compromise God's standards is he going to say we are blameless when we reap consequences? No he isn't.

We reap what we sow. There are many, many women who are raped and have done nothing to be at all responsible, there is no doubt. However if a woman dresses like a whore and even worse acts like one as well, then she may well be increasing her chances of such a thing happening.

Perhaps the wording of the OP - deserves, was too strong. It could be interpreted to mean that a woman who dresses immodestly deserves to be raped as just recompense. That phraseology has probably caused heightened emotion on the subject. Nevertheless immodest dress is without doubt a contributing factor in certain rape cases. Most certainly it is a large factor in the increase in Sexual Immorality in general."

['she is NEVER at FAULT on ANY LEVEL if she is RAPED!']

bzzzz. Wrong!

If you walk into a bikie bar and say "You're all a bunch of girls, who wants to fight" then you are partly at fault if you get beaten to a pulp. No doubt the law will justly penalise the bikies for their violence. That doesn't take away the fact that you were stupid in agitating the situation.

Let me reiterate. If a woman dresses like a whore, and even worse acts like a whore she may well increase her chance of being raped.

Prophetable, Christian Forums 55 Comments [5/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 11461

You know, they make fun of the ones who claimed earth was the center of the uiniverse. It is. It was, and it will be.

dad, Christian Forums 30 Comments [5/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Alejandro
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Quote# 11456

The first prophecy (about Jesus)...is found in Genesis 3.
Verse 15.
God is speaking to Satan here.

And I will put enmity between you and the woman, and between your offspring and hers; he will crush your head, and you will strike his heel.

hers = the person of Jesus Christ
he will crush your head = victory thru Jesus
strike his heel: death on the cross

TexasGirl06, Christian Forums 20 Comments [5/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 11455

In the time of Adam, and up on into the flood and beyond, I suspect the earth did not revolve around the sun, but things revoved around us. I could be wrong. No one has offered a good arguement why not yet however. This would make the ancients correct after all. Amazing.

The earth beginning to revolve would provide the mechanism for rapid continental seperation as well. What a big change occured. It is wonderful. No?

dad, Christian Forums 40 Comments [5/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 11452

Did Jesus really pose for Da Vinci?

Who thinks this idea is controversial: that the image of "Jesus" we've seen painted over the centuries is REALLY the face of the anti-christ, and when we see him for real we'll think he's Christ returned?

jeffyjeff-1, IMDb 19 Comments [5/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Jaded_Revenge
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Quote# 11451

I think the alien fits the description of anti-Christ. The bible describes him as the beast, which means a sub-human being.

Maybe the crop circles and UFO sightings are real, they want to make us familiar with them first, before their formal landings on our earth. When they are here, there's nothing our super powers can do, our missiles are of no use. The whole world will submit to them, in seconds. There comes a new ruler of our world, the anti-Christ.

This is just one possibility, if it's true, it means the end time can happen anytime, like Jesus says, no-one knows the day and hour, it comes when most unexpected.

matthewgoh, Christian Forums 25 Comments [5/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Alejandro
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Quote# 11450

Now, of course God can see anything all the time.
But, is He going to look upon the good works of an unforgiven sinner and be pleased with what He sees?
No way.
Not the God that I know.

This is also the God who will send people to Hell, if they do not acknowledge His Son as Savior. He is a just God.

TexasGirl06, Christian Forums 30 Comments [5/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: CousinTed
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Quote# 11449

Because if it's not something done in faith, it's not pleasing to Him and not good afterall but done with ulterior motives. Good works by Christians are done because the Gospel has given us faith and we do the works out of thanksgiving to God and because those works benefit our neighbor. These pleasing good works are done because we have faith. Anything outside of that is not considered a "good" work by God since it's not done by faith.


LilLamb219, Christian Forums 21 Comments [5/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: CousinTed
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Quote# 11446

Most of us don't hate Muslims. It's wrong hate others. In fact, I try to never personally attack or demean Muslims. But on the other hand, many of us do hate Islam. In essence, Islam is terrorism. I'm curious as to what feelings you would like us to have towards it.

arunma, Christian Forums 22 Comments [5/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: CousinTed
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Quote# 11445

[Regarding Koran desecration]

I can't speak for "governments" or others that desecrate a book deemed "holy" by other religions, but for those that follow the Words of the Lord Jesus the Christ, the Koran appears to contradict our Bible and relegates the Lord Jesus to just another prophet.

Once the muslims acknowledge Jesus was more than just an "ordinary prophet", perhaps chistianity and muslims will find a common ground to talk on, but I myself would not condone the practice as you stated above. Peace.

LittleLambofJesus, Christian Forums 20 Comments [5/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: CousinTed
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