Home Archives Random Quotes Latest Comments Top 100 Submit Quote Search Community Log In
Site/Off-topic discussion thread 2   2016 Fundie of the Year Nominations (soon!)
1 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13
Quote# 11503

I just think science gives satan more opportunities to decieve people when they think logicaly for too long...

VSteven509, Freejesus 26 Comments [5/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 10
WTF?! || meh

Quote# 11504

Atheism requires the same delusional mode thinking as does the 200% of nothing math magicians false swirling snake brought forth by bankrupt pseudo intellectuals, whereas real 100% math swallows up false inflated egos that foist dishonesty to gain unearned advantages

Bodhitharta, Infidel Guy Forums 108 Comments [5/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 52
WTF?! || meh

Quote# 11506

[Strangely contemplating why God would allow computers to exist]

No grain of sand is moved by a wave, no leaf of a shrub by the breeze ... unless it´s part of God´s plan.

Part of that plan is people´s free will.
Yet anything people have done with it, all the way to the atomic bomb, is just another piece in God´s plan.
Allowed by God.

As everyone knows, computers and the atomic bomb play the key roles in the satanist´s plan of nuclear holocaust, planned to come to your neighboorhood.

MattMarriott, Christian Forums 41 Comments [5/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
WTF?! || meh

Quote# 11509

If god did'nt exist, where would your hair come from? No offence to those who lost their hair lol

VSteven509, freejesus.net 72 Comments [5/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 11
Submitted By: Yahweh
WTF?! || meh

Quote# 11512

You can believe anything if you repeat it to yourself long enough.
[...]
Furthermore, if evolution were true, then you would think that different groups of animals could naturally breed. A horse and a giraffe cannot breed offspring. A cat and a dog cannot breed offspring. Only through modern genetic DNA tampering can scientists play God and create monsters.

BigChrisfilm, Christian Forums 42 Comments [5/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: CousinTed
WTF?! || meh

Quote# 11513

Are moderns naive about the nature of evil?

I have seen this again and again that people seem to think that evil is not seductive, addicting, causes people to move against themselves and their own good interests, gives personal power that is exhilarating... on and on. Instead we talk about personal characteristics a person is born with as if the ancients were naive about this aspect before genetics. Genetics is dumbing us down as much as helping us I fear. Is psychology doing the same thing?

joojoo1234, Christian Forums 13 Comments [5/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 1
Submitted By: CousinTed
WTF?! || meh

Quote# 11452

Did Jesus really pose for Da Vinci?

Who thinks this idea is controversial: that the image of "Jesus" we've seen painted over the centuries is REALLY the face of the anti-christ, and when we see him for real we'll think he's Christ returned?

jeffyjeff-1, IMDb 19 Comments [5/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: Jaded_Revenge
WTF?! || meh

Quote# 11455

In the time of Adam, and up on into the flood and beyond, I suspect the earth did not revolve around the sun, but things revoved around us. I could be wrong. No one has offered a good arguement why not yet however. This would make the ancients correct after all. Amazing.

The earth beginning to revolve would provide the mechanism for rapid continental seperation as well. What a big change occured. It is wonderful. No?

dad, Christian Forums 40 Comments [5/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 8
WTF?! || meh

Quote# 11456

The first prophecy (about Jesus)...is found in Genesis 3.
Verse 15.
God is speaking to Satan here.

And I will put enmity between you and the woman, and between your offspring and hers; he will crush your head, and you will strike his heel.

hers = the person of Jesus Christ
he will crush your head = victory thru Jesus
strike his heel: death on the cross

TexasGirl06, Christian Forums 20 Comments [5/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 1
WTF?! || meh

Quote# 11461

You know, they make fun of the ones who claimed earth was the center of the uiniverse. It is. It was, and it will be.

dad, Christian Forums 30 Comments [5/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 7
Submitted By: Alejandro
WTF?! || meh

Quote# 11464

God Uses Rape to Punish Sinful Women

['It is entirely irrational to lay ANY layer of blame for rape on the victim based on how she was dressed.']

When we compromise God's standards is he going to say we are blameless when we reap consequences? No he isn't.

We reap what we sow. There are many, many women who are raped and have done nothing to be at all responsible, there is no doubt. However if a woman dresses like a whore and even worse acts like one as well, then she may well be increasing her chances of such a thing happening.

Perhaps the wording of the OP - deserves, was too strong. It could be interpreted to mean that a woman who dresses immodestly deserves to be raped as just recompense. That phraseology has probably caused heightened emotion on the subject. Nevertheless immodest dress is without doubt a contributing factor in certain rape cases. Most certainly it is a large factor in the increase in Sexual Immorality in general."

['she is NEVER at FAULT on ANY LEVEL if she is RAPED!']

bzzzz. Wrong!

If you walk into a bikie bar and say "You're all a bunch of girls, who wants to fight" then you are partly at fault if you get beaten to a pulp. No doubt the law will justly penalise the bikies for their violence. That doesn't take away the fact that you were stupid in agitating the situation.

Let me reiterate. If a woman dresses like a whore, and even worse acts like a whore she may well increase her chance of being raped.

Prophetable, Christian Forums 55 Comments [5/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 8
WTF?! || meh

Quote# 11466

[Or just not raping somebody is a choice....
As I said earlier "Don't imply that she could have avoided it if she'd only done/not done x.]

WOMEN HAVE TO BE AWARE OF THE POTENTIAL CONSEQUENCES OF THEIR ACTIONS.
She is not respecting the feelings of males in the general population. Some, many, have very poor control over themselves. Older cultures know this, so they require women to dress modestly. If you dress like a hooker do not be surprised if peopl e react to you as if you are a hooker. Do not be suprised if some male with poor control over himself sexually assaults you...US norms are now pretty disrespectful of the sensibilities of the male population. They are playing with fire and sometimes they get burned."

DrFate, Christian Forums 42 Comments [5/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 10
WTF?! || meh

Quote# 11472

[Answering to a sarcastic "Lions did not kill Impala, Zebra or Wilderbeast until after the fall. it was only then that God gave lions big teeth"]

Hyper evolution, they will adapt back in heaven, and eat grass again.

dad, Christian Forums 30 Comments [5/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: Alejandro
WTF?! || meh

Quote# 11481

[Empirical studies from Protestant Universities or whatever in Germany have reasonably concluded that the verses after Mary's incident at the tomb are recent additions, probably written by some Catholic.

Same goes for some other writings. Writings written for absolutely no other reason than to be anti-gnostic polemics. They fancied putting some long dead Saint's name as the author in order to give it credibility.]

yea, so, that is not true, lol.

BigChrisfilm, Christian Forums 26 Comments [5/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: CousinTed
WTF?! || meh

Quote# 11482

I have seen plenty of Christian sites that say that we have copies of the NT dating back 2000 years ago, so I don't hink we can say they have been changed

BigChrisfilm, Christian Forums 44 Comments [5/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: CousinTed
WTF?! || meh

Quote# 11484

[But is God really a credible entity]

Well, sure. He figured out how to create the earth before Copernicus, Newton, and Darwin came along to tell Him how to do it. As a matter of fact, I question the credibility of Copernicus, Newton, and Darwin. None of them could even create a blade of grass.

BalaamsAss51, Christian Forums 30 Comments [5/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: CousinTed
WTF?! || meh

Quote# 11485

We cannot let those who wish to remove all vestiges of Judeo-Christian morality from our society succeed. History has shown that no civilized society or government can exist successfully without recognition, acceptance, adherence, and submission to an absolute authority.

The Ten Commandments Commission, The Ten Commandments Day 32 Comments [5/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: Alejandro
WTF?! || meh

Quote# 11486

[Here's what he had to say after I told him I was gay and that I'll probably move to Japan/Europe]

Do you plan on adopting children into a gay family?

Read up on some statistics that tell you what your kid(s) are going to grow up to be... pretty much nothing because they will have a lack of a spiritually based foundation of having a mother AND a father present. You keep doing your thing though, maybe in a few years all of the gay people will move to Japan and God can have his country back.

But, being the loving God that He is... He'll spark a burden in someone's heart to travel over to Japan to keep trying to show you the truth. Do you know the truth?

Kevin Webb, Myspace 26 Comments [5/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: Mestilf
WTF?! || meh

Quote# 11487

Well, suppose a young man shows up on your doorstep and explains to you that life is an accident--a cosmic joke--and has no real meaning or purpose, his distant relatives were monkeys, morality can be made up as you go along to fit your wants and desires of the moment, and each person is only accountable to himself alone for what he does or doesn't do--would you trust him with your daughter?


ephraimanesti, Christian Forums 34 Comments [5/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 1
Submitted By: CousinTed
WTF?! || meh

Quote# 11488

[This is about 1/4 of the whole post. The rest is crazy too.]

But this playground if full of lies, pain, demonic encounters, manifestions (you it see for a reason), sex out of marraige, Death, Murder, Fear, Rebellion, WitchCraft...etc.... in this playground... it messess you up different.. it takes you to different veiws and places, (your lost in some points), You believe lies (which you think are not lies but truth), ...and...stuff.. satan has you were he want's you, , your a slave in his playground of evil, your in satan's maze in that playground, you try to find the truth if GOD exits...(like your trying to find your way out)... your stuck in the playground of evil and entering the maze of satan, ...i've been throught this... everybody has and is... you can't escape... Only JESUS can get you out of there... remember the only way to Heaven is through JESUS... JESUS will lead you out of the maze, and show you truth... he will reveal to you that were your at is a evil place...That you've been decieved by satan and the world (People who reject God, sinners...etc...)... (you don't know you in the playground of satan...) It's time to be realeased from there... that playground is prison... there's only two exit's out of satans maze... one leads to hell the other to heaven... the exit that leads to hell is a backup door if you can't find your way out....that door if you wan't to reject GOD... if your lost and don't know why... your stuck in that maze of evil... the other exit... you've seen the light, You found the truth.... you accepted good, truth in your heart (JESUS)... and he'll help you... unlike satan... satan plays with your mind... you constanlly don't know what's truth... for example your a evolutionist.. them you don't belive in evolutions but something else that you think created us...and so on.... GOD want's you out of that maze before the endTimes... He want's you to get out of satan's maze, ... once you exit the maze, (GODs exit) your out of the maze and now you know GOD... now if you let GOD brake the shakles on your feets and chains on your hands... you not a prisoner, and slave to satan anymore, now you can leave the playground of satan (satan can't hold you prisioner)...

Justin Shanahan (I LOVE TECHNO, TRANCE, RAVE..etc), Myspace 33 Comments [5/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: Mestilf
WTF?! || meh

Quote# 11408

It would appear some species are smarter than others, but no one has yet been able to explain if man came from Monkeys, why did the evolution stop. Why arent there apes out there who are in transition? Where is that missing link.

sgtbono2002, free republic 23 Comments [5/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
WTF?! || meh

Quote# 11410

how can you live with yourself its something that lives inside of you a living thing and to kill it is like murder i'm aganist abortion the only way i would do an abortion is if i was raped and got preganant i would totaly think about it but it depends ya know

BugsBee, Myspace 24 Comments [5/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 0
Submitted By: Sierra
WTF?! || meh

Quote# 11414

People need to trust each other and their government. The idea that people in government are lying is fundamentally destructive of that trust.

Donald Rumsfeld, Mercury News 28 Comments [5/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 1
WTF?! || meh

Quote# 11418

"freethinkers" or "open minded" people are infact, close-minded people.

As everyone who is "open minded" want's everyone to be "open minded" therefore makes themselves, a closed-minded person.

Open-mindedness is a hypocracy really

S Walch, Christian Forums 20 Comments [5/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: Jeremy PC
WTF?! || meh

Quote# 11419

Because when do miracles happen in the name of Vishnu or Allah? Never, that's when. All the miracles recorded have happened under the Christian God.

Homie, Civilization Fanatics' Forums 36 Comments [5/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6
WTF?! || meh
1 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13