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Quote# 12867

The statue of liberty would have been holding a cross and the ten commandments if it were made by the founders of our Christian nation rather than those cut and run Frenchies.

Richard 23, Balloon Juice 53 Comments [7/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Damned at Random
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Quote# 12863

[Did Jesus ever state: "No, I do not believe in Evolution!"?]

Perhaps you would like to explain your theory for the evolution of the virgin birth for us? While your at it, maybe you can also explain the theory of the evolution of the immaculate conception. I am sure that would be of interest for all of us

John, Christian Forums 39 Comments [7/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Talisman
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Quote# 12861

I have a question.How do you know which voice is Gods and which one is just "head voices"?

Jesus is coming, Rapture Ready 40 Comments [7/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: writer
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Quote# 12852

The Earth is n-millions of years old, but has only been in existence for 6000 years.

AV1611VET, Christian Forums 40 Comments [7/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Talisman
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Quote# 12851

Here are my top three favorite questions to Evolutionists:

1. Explain evolution in light of a 6000 year universe - (Genesis 1).
2. Since God pronounced His Creation "very good" in Genesis 1:31 - why the need for Evolution?
3. Since Jesus didn't believe in Evolution - (Mark 10:6; 13:9) - why should we?

AV1611VET, Christian Forums 54 Comments [7/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Talisman
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Quote# 12849

Many have not made the connection, but I assure you that a very strong, obvious, and evil connection does exist between UFOs and the Gospel of Jesus Christ.

There exists throughout the world various “gifted” people who supposedly can contact aliens and channel their messages to us earthlings. This certainly is interesting to consider but here is the really intriguing point. These messages routinely attack, ridicule, or undermine Christianity. The aliens don’t seem to be threatened by Islam, Buddhism, Hinduism, or any other ism. They focus their attacks on Christianity. Could this be because Christianity is the only true religion? This would be my bet.

Ralph C. Barker, Christian Worldview Network 37 Comments [7/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 12847

the Left pray daily that we'll have another terrorist attack on this nation while GWB is in office. They kneel at the altar in their Godless Church of Liberalism and ask their Demon God for more spilled blood of innocents at the hands of Militant Islam.

Lubbock, Free Conservatives 45 Comments [7/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 12845

If you have an experience where you are unnaturally cold and feel pins and needles...like your whole body is asleep....it is called the Kundalini effect. It is a demonic attack.

tracifish, Sean Hannity Discussion Forum 38 Comments [7/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 12844

Darwin introduced theory of evolution. Evolution is not the important factor in the theory of evolution. It is the theory that is important. AS long as the truth is theoretical, it can be changed whenever it meets an obstacle. Evolution is only important for its idea that there is no god. Therefore, it is the theory of no god. And that is atheistic/atheism. Not factual, just theoretical. Which is now the education of teaching a truth that only exists in theory.

Mr. Coulter, God or Science 21 Comments [7/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Donald Keyballs
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Quote# 12841

God is Loving. He is also just. How can God have mercy if he doesn't have wrath? If he doesn't have perfect wrath, than he can't have perfect mercy either.

BigChrisfilm, Christian Forums 39 Comments [7/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Talisman
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Quote# 12840

Surely, nine out of ten people in this wicked world are bound for a Godless, eternal hell. I have no doubts whatsoever that 90% of the people in this world are going to Hell. Why? For one simple reason friend, they do not have the Lord Jesus Christ as their Savior--Their sins have not been forgiven. We estimated that 232,876 humans die every day on average. 232,876 minus 10 % equals 209,588 people that perish into hell fire and destruction every single day that passes. So roughly, 200,000 HUMANS PLUNGE INTO HELL FIRE EACH AND EVERY DAY! We also see that 23,287 people (10%) make it to Heaven each day on average.

David J. Stewart, jesus-is-savior.com 123 Comments [7/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Talisman
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Quote# 12835

I use my flag as a fuse after I wrap it around a lib's neck. Old Glory never looked so good.

Wyatt_Junker, Free Conservatives 38 Comments [7/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 12834

lol lol lol. WOW!!!!!!!! I am so happy that I came to a site where everyone knows everything. Yes, it has been 200 years since Christ was here. So you think since it hasn't happened yet that it will not happen?? Everyone here seems to be looking for flaws in Christianity and to find something to point out and jump up and down about. I guess your "no God" thing is the answer. Well then count me in, we should all get together and burn bibles together!!!! NO WAY HOLMES!!!!!!! Look at current events, Jerusalem, HOLYLAND............Jesus will return as a saviour, hmmmmmm...................Jerusalem is on the brink of yet another holy war. hmmmmmm........................ Look at the weather, last winter here in Ohio we had 60 degree days last winter when it was supposed to be 20 degrees.....hmmmmm.......tsunamis...................Louisianna hurricane????????....................Things aren't the same anymore people. Don't tell me el~nino, RIGHT!!!!!!!!! He will return. The apocolypse..................what will you do??? Seek him now while you still can.

Godisreal, Why Won't God Heal Amputees 33 Comments [7/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 12833

I honestly don't care about your rights. If it were up to me, all Atheists would be burnt at the stake and or cast into a river with weights tied to their ankles and or placed before the firing squad, etc etc etc.

Apologist, IIDB 281 Comments [7/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Talisman
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Quote# 12832

[Yeah, the whole non-emphasis on freedom isn't what I want. Sorry.]

Freedom? There is an intrinsic difference between Freedom and Liscence. Do you really want freedom? Or do you want liscence?

I define Freedom as the ability to tend towards what is best. Insofar as I am concerned, Fascism and Catholicism lead towards what is best.

Liscence is the ability to do what one wants, regardless of whether or not it is best.

Apologist, Internet Infidels 31 Comments [7/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen
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Quote# 12816

I wish all of those of the Arab faith....death

A horrid death...the type of death that makes Arab Women when raped. cey... the most horrid sounds when their sons are killed...and to see their entrails on the street. The horror of devils...that when they die, they are to face US soldiers..over and over and over again.

Death is a good thing...for Arabs.

Foquet, FreeConservatives 64 Comments [7/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 12810

The Bible favors prevention versus cure. Abortion is a cure for the problem of sexual immorality. Funding for AIDS is the cure for the sin of homosexuality. Welfare is the cure for the sin of pornography that lead to the illegitimate children that leads to the need for welfare. [...]

I favor Democracy, Christianity and Capitalism as a check and balance to each other. Democracy allows choice, Christianity defines the proper choice and Capitalism takes care of those who do not make the proper choice. Democracy, Christianity and Capitalism has made America a great nation and should be an example for every nation of the world. [...]

If you would like assistance with the promotion of Democracy, Christianity and Capitalism I would direct you to Franklin Graham and Jerry Falwell as trustworthy Christian men with a world vision.

Clirus, Christian Forums 30 Comments [7/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 12809

Now to some this will sound completely crazy, but it was so....AWESOME! I was looking at the clouds and praying while at a fireworks show saturday afternoon and as I looked at the clouds. I saw Jesus' face. It looked somewhat different than what we think he looks like today, but not really all that much. I immediately teared up. I was so happy, i'm almost crying just typing this. Although I've never personally heard from God (Or I don't think I have..maybe, not sure) I know this was real.

Rise Up, Rapture Ready 38 Comments [7/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Jaded_Revenge
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Quote# 12804

[Of course gays can live with out sex. Anyone can. The question is why they should. Emphasis in original]

Because nobody should have SSA [Same Sex Attraction]. Nor does anybody that has it, want it. Regardless of whether or not people accept it as nomal.

To develop SSA, is like being robed of your sexuality, having your identity stolen. Its not the same as being Born black. If two gay couples who were in love with eachother, woke up one day as hetrosexuals, their marrige, their desire to have gay sex, and their love for eachother would end. They would nolonger see eachother the same way, since these things were based only upon the fact that they had a disorded nature, and had given in to that diordered nature.

Loboto-Me, Catholic Answers Forums 29 Comments [7/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 12798

[Regarding their failed <a href="http://www.fstdt.com/comments.asp?id=12715" target="_blank">"98% confident" prediction</a> that the UN plaza would be hit twice with nuclear arms on June 29, 2006 and July 4, 2006]

We have indeed made 4 mistakes so far. 4 nuclear prediction mistakes. 4 very large mistakes. 4 very visible mistakes. But fortunately we do not hold to the doctrine of papal infallibility. So we can learn from our mistakes rather than pretending that we never make any.
This is what we have learned...

The UN in Midtown Manhattan will be hit by a terrorist nuclear bomb sometime in the Biblical month of Tammuz, i.e. before Sundown Friday July 28th, 2006.

TrueBibleCode.com, TrueBibleCode.com 49 Comments [7/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Cthulhu's Quill
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Quote# 12796

[Regarding Winston's views on euthanasia]

I hope your talk about unbearable suffering and the like doesn't mean that you are suffering from depression or don't feel your life is worth living. I'm praying for you.

N. I. Annakindt, Secondhand Smoke Blog 15 Comments [7/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen
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Quote# 12795

Sentient beings in general don't evolve because they intentionally choose their mates.

Christians in particular don't "evolve" because Christian ethics permit the less fit to breed and contaminate the gene pool.

billwald, Christian Forums 27 Comments [7/4/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Talisman
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Quote# 12792

Right now, even the people who design computers may have a hard time conceiving the need for computation power anywhere near the one TeraHertz range. I have one event in mind that would thoroughly tax the capability of such a machine. When the rapture takes place, any server hosting Rapture Ready will be inundated with traffic.

Todd, Rapture Ready 31 Comments [7/4/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Blurb
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Quote# 12791

Atheism is a religion. It even has an ism on the end of it.

BigChrisfilm, Debating Christianity 80 Comments [7/4/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Talisman
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Quote# 12786

[A pro-lifer's flabbergastingly ironic response to a comment about Ramesh Ponnuru, author of "The Party of Death", who doesn't condem the Republican party for not mandating compulsory blood donations (which can save up to three lives, when forced pregnancies only save one or two lives apiece)]

It's amazing how myopic you are.

For someone who aggressively argues right-to-die as a privacy issue to recommend such a notion is laughable. Either you own your body or you don't, right?

Bartender, I'll have two of what Winston's having.

Deep Toad, Secondhand Smoke Blog 17 Comments [7/4/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen
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