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Quote# 12779

I think we have folks here not living in the same spiritual dimensions. Some evaluate according to how they feel. Not what the Word tells us. It takes time. But, we should not deny what it does say because we still hurt over loved ones who refuse to become a disciple of Christ. They should become "broccoli" to our soul. Something we hate and will not eat. Christ is served and be gobble it up, licking the plate clean.

genez, Christian Forums 45 Comments [7/4/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 12781

[We're not commies. We're just smart enough to realize that social conservatism = social fascism.]

I am in support of social fascism.

[Any ideology that only defends its own civil rights is inherently hypocritical.]

I sincerely don't like hippies. (Angry smilie)

Apologist, Internet Infidels 28 Comments [7/4/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen
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Quote# 12786

[A pro-lifer's flabbergastingly ironic response to a comment about Ramesh Ponnuru, author of "The Party of Death", who doesn't condem the Republican party for not mandating compulsory blood donations (which can save up to three lives, when forced pregnancies only save one or two lives apiece)]

It's amazing how myopic you are.

For someone who aggressively argues right-to-die as a privacy issue to recommend such a notion is laughable. Either you own your body or you don't, right?

Bartender, I'll have two of what Winston's having.

Deep Toad, Secondhand Smoke Blog 17 Comments [7/4/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen
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Quote# 12791

Atheism is a religion. It even has an ism on the end of it.

BigChrisfilm, Debating Christianity 80 Comments [7/4/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Talisman
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Quote# 12792

Right now, even the people who design computers may have a hard time conceiving the need for computation power anywhere near the one TeraHertz range. I have one event in mind that would thoroughly tax the capability of such a machine. When the rapture takes place, any server hosting Rapture Ready will be inundated with traffic.

Todd, Rapture Ready 37 Comments [7/4/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Blurb
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Quote# 12795

Sentient beings in general don't evolve because they intentionally choose their mates.

Christians in particular don't "evolve" because Christian ethics permit the less fit to breed and contaminate the gene pool.

billwald, Christian Forums 27 Comments [7/4/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Talisman
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Quote# 12755

It is because of sin that it don't rain enough and we have a drought, and because it rains too much and we have floods.
It is because of sin that the wind blows too hard in hurricanes and tornadoes.
It is because of sin that fires get out of hand.

Andy Neckar, Christian News & Views 29 Comments [7/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 12756

[Delicious irony]

Mormans and JW's aren't Chrisitian, the believe that God is an alian, or the Jesus and Satan are brothers. They'er controling and view other Christians as non-belivers.

BloodyRoseGothic, Gaia Online 22 Comments [7/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 12758

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFm8uCZ6Uoc&search=hovind" target="_blank">More Kent Hovind deliciousness to make you happy in your tummy</a>.

Kent Hovind, YouTube 12 Comments [7/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: bjbj1991
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Quote# 12763

sorry but...Homosexuality is NOT GENETIC.

it has NOT been "scientifically prooved.

that is false.

also...the bible has NEVER been proven wrong...

God created us perfectly is what the bible said.

and he also destroyed soddom and gomorrah for gays mainly...

so God would destroy an entire city for sumthing that was genetic and NOT their fualt?

that is HIGHLY UNLIKELY...in fact.

that would be a very unust and unrighteous thing for GOD to do.

so that is ruled out completely.

so i am sorry to say that

nobody is "born homosexual"

the way the human body is created...makes it not possible to actually be BORN homosexual.

so...now we conclude all FALSE ALLIGATIONS of ppl being born into "HOMOSEXUALITY"

thank you.

= ]

Trey, MySpace 33 Comments [7/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Ice
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Quote# 12764

Yes, he did. He was an alcoholic that lived with me for over a year. I won't go into the gruesome details except to say that after he had lived with me for almost a year, he told me this. It explained a lot of his problems and the very strange things that occurred while he was there. He had been kidnapped by satanists, who drugged him, brainwashed him and forced him to participate in these rituals.

Among other things, he was severely demonized and had a werewolf spirit, which I saw manifest one night at midnight when the moon was full (I am not kidding). Because of the tremendous guilt he carried over this, he could never believe that God would ever forgive him.

mortsmune, Christian Forums 40 Comments [7/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 12765

Liberals have given bigotry a bad name.

DesertFox, Free Conservatives 45 Comments [7/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 12767

depression? bin their, dont that, almost killed myself (it involved a bus and God) but some level of depression are natual in teenagers and i personally dont agree with anti-depressants and i think that you should work through your problems with a therapist instead of getting druged to the eyeballs.

next tiime your depressed, pick up your bile, and read. maybe God will give you a page or a verse to read (he did that to me once) but it can still be comforting.

Ian_1010max, ChristianForums.com 57 Comments [7/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 12769

["Is a deity that condemns all non-believers to hell worth believing in?" Emphasis in original.]

If you cured AIDS itself and gave billions of dollars to feed the poor. And you offered it up to God on judgement day. It's like offering a <font color=red>BIG BLOODY TAMPON</font> in the face of a holy God. Because God is perfect and his standards are perfect. And we cant keep them which is why Jesus came. Because he is the only one who did. --- Believe on him

EyezOFire, Christian Forums 39 Comments [7/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Bone_Vulture
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Quote# 12728

I AHVE TATTOOS AND WILL GET A FEW MORE AS IT HELPS IN MY MINISTRY TO GROUPS THAT ONLY LISTEN TO OTHER TATTOOED PEOPLE

BLAKWULF, MySpace 32 Comments [7/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 12730

satan is using tattoos today to mark us for himself and to also hold us in place at whatever point in our lives we may be. Basically just like a bookmark holds our place in a book, body markings serve the same purpose of bondage. Now the light in this is that, I believe with my whole heart that God is greater than this, and eventhough we made the mistake of getting tattoos while we were in darkness, now that we are in the light He will physically and spirtually remove these marks or "bookmarks" from our bodies and our souls that are rightly His. Now I say all this granted, that you consider my words and please don't get another tattoo, for this would be a conscious and calculated sin you will be comitting, which in turn will only serve tp grieve our Father God, our Savior Jesus, and the Holy Spirit in us.

HisPrincess, MySpace 13 Comments [7/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 12731

No if the bible says tatooes are wrong old testament or new then ITS WRONG AND A SIN!!!!!!! The BIBLE DOESN'T CHANGE FOR ANY PERSON!!!! You are blaspheming!! Yes if u have hada tatoo BEFORE you were saved it is forgiven. But if u are obligating to get more you are sinning.you said the bible "implies" slavery is ok. Imply keyword! You more then likely understood it wrong OR the bible doesn't say YES GO GET U A SLAVE AND BEAT HIM. it simply tells the slaves to obey their masters. cause if they dont they will get beaten! Do women not wear head coverings at one point. Does it say all the time? I belive this if u have them repent and do not get more!

†JESUS IS MY OXYGEN†, MySpace 34 Comments [7/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 12733

[Kerwin Brown on Randall Terry provoking violence at abortion clinics]

I do not know how to say this kindly but I will try. Unless someone lives in a fantasy world they know there is always violence at abortion clinics because an abortion is an act of violence.

Genocide is a horrible thing to support. How does it feel be a Nazi or Nazi symphonize. I am not talking about those pseudo Nazis that parade around and make obnoxious noises. I am talking about the Nazis that kill blacks, Hispanics, and poor and middle class whites off every day. The Nazis who have created a wasteland of the United States and are responsible not only for the deaths of millions but also for the immigration crisis, the Social Security crisis, and probably much more as there are not enough young workers. You embrace an evil philosophy and you need to change your ways and stop supporting the tyrannical violation of basic human rights. The U.S. booted King George and his minions for less than the atrocities you and your faction are responsible for. So don’t go complaining about someone blocking your path because you got what you deserve the United States would have been at war 33 years ago.

Kerwin Brown, Renew America 17 Comments [7/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Donald Keyballs
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Quote# 12734

Reduction of rape? Not bloody likely, considering all the "it's never the woman's fault" rhetoric thrown around all the date-rape shit I've been forced to attend as an 18-year old male. The best way to reduce rape is for women not to go out with the intention of getting hammered, and not to tease the single most poweful desire in impaired males. However ethically nice it may seem to create a sacrosanct right to get smashed and play with men's desires, it's doing a generation of young girls a disservice to tell them that such behaviors shouldn't increase their risk of getting raped, because they do increase the risk. When self-righteous women's rights rhetoric turns into bad advice, that's when it pisses me off.

ElChupacabra, Naruto Forums 41 Comments [7/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen
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Quote# 12737

[Here's a hypothetical scenario. In Nazi-occupied Poland or France, a Christian is involved in the resistance, getting Jews out of the country before they can be killed. This Christian is identified and captured. He knows that once he is interrogated and tortured, there's a good chance he'll talk and betray the resistance. Therefore, not wishing to put anyone else's lives in jeopardy, he commits suicide. He understands what he is doing, wills himself to do it, commits the act and doesn't repent. Does he still go to hell for trying to save his friends by his death?]

The ends does not justify the means.

Apologist, Internet Infidels 28 Comments [7/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen
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Quote# 12739

The bible is God's word to us if u cant belibe his word then that means u dont belive God if u dont belive GOd then u cant belive his son. And if cant belive his son then u cant belive that he died for ur sins. And if u cant belive that then u cant be saved. and if u cant be saved then u cant go to heaven. and if u cant go to heaven u have to go to hell. So that what happens if u dont belive the Bible

†JESUS IS MY OXYGEN†, MySpace 38 Comments [7/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 12740

Homosexuality is a sin. Having sex with your wife/husband is not. You can have sex with them as much as u want and have as much fun as u want. No where in th bible does it say having sex with your partner is a sin. Now having relations with somone of the same sex is a sin because God started this earth with the two human beings being a man and a woman. And if u have two guys you cant really plug into them(both ways lol) because Women have something in them that man doesnt and men have stuff in them that women dont. So in order to have all of the stuff that god put into the two indiviuals You must marry someone of the opposite sex. Also this probably has nothing to do with it being a sin. But whats the point of 2 guys having sex/marrying or 2 girls. Its pointless because like i said before U cant plug into them. The girls have to finger each other or get toys to have sex. And the guys have to do anal or something. So i dont see the point. If other guys want to shove their things into holes There are girls. And if other girls want people to shove stuff in their holes then, there r guys. I mean its stupid. Sorry if this is a little offensive but i wanted to get my point across. You cant really plug into someone of the same sex as u can with the opposite sex!!!

†JESUS IS MY OXYGEN†, MySpace 36 Comments [7/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 12741

UR right i have never been with a guy i was addicted to some other stuff which i am proud to say God delivered me from (no it wasnt drugs or nething like that it was "sites" if u get what that means) But think about it when u have sex what do u do or what can u do. you can Stick ur thing into a hole or makeout. Now unless guys makeout the whole time during the sexual relation period. Then im wrong but usually when a guy and a girl have sex the guy sticks it in the hole. But if a guy and a guy have sex where are the holes. theres one in the mouth theres a nose one and a butt one. (correct me if im wrong) and i have seen it ("sites") but if u know that they can plug into each other other ways then I would like to know? Also a man and woman are able to produce a child wat does a man and a man produce just more sperm.

†JESUS IS MY OXYGEN†, MySpace 34 Comments [7/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 12743

The bible homosexuals are an abomination to God, and besides the actually act of homosexuality causes cancer.

Charles, MySpace 35 Comments [7/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 12746

A surprising percentage of people who support euthanasia have a long list of people they think should not be kept alive. The consciousness of most vocal supporters of euthanasia can be compared with that of the supporters of Nazism.

When one persists in disputing with them they often "get nasty" and show their true colours.

They want to kill people they don't like.

Newton's Cat, Internet Infidels 38 Comments [7/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen
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