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Quote# 12751

I shall pray for the conversion of your daughter to the true Faith, which is Christianity. May Almighty God bless your grandmother for her meritorious attempts to free your daughter from the bonds of infidelity to the LORD. Jesus suffered and died for her.

You, on the other hand, deserve to be brutally beaten for keeping your daughter from coming to the Lord. Jesus said "Do not let these little ones from coming to me." Jesus loves the little children, for we are to be like children in our faith.

Apologist, IIDB 33 Comments [7/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 7
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Quote# 12752

[In a long essay disparaging the Teen Study Bible and arguing King James is the only real bible]

<img src="http://www.fstdt.com/images/kjvbest.jpg">

Terry Watkins, Dial The Truth Ministries 39 Comments [7/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: nicolle
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Quote# 12754

["i don't like what the early church did to people that were not Christians... You guys are not like it, but i have a grudge against the Church for doing that to so many innocent people."]

If it wasn't for the sword many more people would roast in hell for their pagan blasphemy. You should be thankful that God offered pagan peoples a chance to get into heaven thanks to His mercy.

Macpherson, ChristianForums.com 41 Comments [7/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 8
Submitted By: Garret
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Quote# 12690

[Further to John's earlier assertion that the alphabet came before DNA...]

Let me give you something real simple so that a child can understand it. DNA code is made up of ACGT. The A here is the first letter in the alphabet. It is the beginning and DNA is also the beginning of everthing that is living. C stands for Christians. It is the Christians that are here to deliver God's message to the world. G of course stands for God. It is God who is expressing Himself in the DNA and thus God is expressing Himself in Creation. The T of course expresses God and the head or in His leadership over man. There is a lot that can be said about this, but now is not the place. If you have a small t then of course you have the cross that Jesus gave Himself for us. If you have a small g you will see that God has expressed Himself in us. The small c of course represents our humility before God. If we have pride or ego or are puffed up before God, then it is not going to work according to God's plan and purpose. The small a of course shows how things start off small in the beginning and over time they become greater. A journey of 1000 steps begins with one step. A study of the Bible begins with one word and one passage at a time.

JohnR7, Christian Forums 71 Comments [7/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 12
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Quote# 12692

I would be careful revealing ANY personal info, even state or country if I were you. People get fired or arrested for being Christian, and practicing faith these days, when ratted out by some.

dad, Christian Forums 45 Comments [7/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: jeremy
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Quote# 12696

[Not remarkable by itself, but considering who it comes from...]

I know more about science than you can ever hope to know.

JohnR7, Christian Forums 40 Comments [7/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
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Quote# 12700

Let It Be Known God, Hath No Mercy On Your Souls. Such Scorn and Anger Is To Be Replied With A Just and Brilliant Damning Strike. You Shall Burn Like For Your Heathen Sins Against The Christ, and My Holy Father. Your Maccabre Lust For The Unholy Shall Mark You As Scourge and Spit From Heavens Gate. Redemption nor Repenting Need Not Trouble Your Thoughts For Your Fate Is Sealed. Sealed With a Kiss That Shall Bury Your Infestion of Sin To Lucifer's Chambers Himself. Let Him Deal With His Glorious Burden Himself. I Pity You For The Maelstorm You Are About to Enter Is UnRelenting and The Grace of God Nor Any Divine Intervention Is Denied To You.

Redemption, Cold and Narrow, Gurochan 58 Comments [7/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 12701

humpty dumpty had a great fall, but when he turned to JESUS, he was broken before the LORD.

Pinocchio was a wooden boy, but when he accepted CHRIST, he became a real boy.

the only reason why the power rangers never lost, is because they had JESUS in their life

the only reason why agent scully couldn't see what moulder saw was because she hadn't accepted CHRIST yet...

charmed lasted long, cause they saw harry potter, but when i came in, i showed the the bible

harry potter, goe's on, cause they watch charmed, but when JESUS showed up, HE sent in the x-men, to show them who got's the power...

[it goes on like this for about 3 more pages]

your in the twilight zone, Myspace 53 Comments [7/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Roman
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Quote# 12702

If evolutuion is true- and the earth has been around for billions of years and humans have evolved from very primitve beings, why are there still babies born with abnormailities. Beings evolve to adapt and become more advanced than their ancestors. So, evoluiotn has had billions of years to get this right- yet still there are deformalities, people with genetic diseases. Just wondering how people would respond to what I feel is a strike towards evolution. (BTW- I am a teacher - I have had to teach evolution as a theory- which is in fact what is it). Also, if we evolved from ape like beings- why are they still here?

heatherwayno, Christian Forums 63 Comments [7/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
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Quote# 12707

[How exactly does gay marriage harm heterosexual rights]

I do think though that before I go I need to make one thing clear: defining marriage as being between a man and a woman only does not force gays to not be gay as I have heard many liberals say. It merely states that we are not obligated to recognise it. To be honest, the only forceful thing is that those who oppose it are being trying to be forced by law to recognise it. That's what would happen wouldn't it. We would have no legal choice correct. Isn't that a volation of my rights. Well, I digress.

narudown, Naruto Forums 31 Comments [7/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen
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Quote# 12715

We are now 98% confident that the UN Plaza will be hit by a terrorist nuclear bomb between Thursday evening June 29th and Tuesday evening July 4th, 2006

[See <a href="http://www.fstdt.com/comments.asp?id=12798" target="_blank">updated response</a>.]

TrueBibleCode, TrueBibleCode.com 63 Comments [7/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: Talisman
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Quote# 12721

Did you know that the moon is getting farther away from the earth every year? Well, about 1.5 million years ago, the earth would have been so close to the moon, that all the dinosaurs would have been mooned to death. The Moon killed the dinosaurs!!!!! (BTW, this proves the earth is not millions of years old.)

BigChrisfilm, DebatingChristianity 54 Comments [7/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 9
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Quote# 12722

GOOD GRIEF WILL SOMEONE GIVE ME SOME PROOF OF EVOLUTION BEFORE I PUNCH MYSELF SQUARE IN THE FACE! LOL.

BigChrisfilm, DebatingChristianity 50 Comments [7/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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