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Quote# 13375

YES SATAN DOES KNOW YOUR NAME......AND YES YOU WILL REGIN WITH HIM IF YOU STAY WITH HIM....MAYBE FOR A SHORT WHILE HERE ON EARTH.....BUT IN THE END YOU WILL GO TO HELL WITH HIM.....AND THEN THE LAKE OF FIRE.....HOT HOT HOT.........YOU ARE THE ONES WHO ARE DELUSIONAL OF YOUR OUT COME. AT LEAST SATAN KNOWS WHERE HE IS

God's Lamb, Christian-Forum.Net 32 Comments [7/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13367

But science Eve and Bible Eve do have something in common, they lived in the same geographic location at the same point in time. So if they were not the same person, then there is a good chance they knew each other. Because according to science there were only about 300 people there at the time.

JohnR7, Christian Forums 17 Comments [7/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: CousinTed
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Quote# 13366

By all means, show me your evidence that GAP is wrong. Show me your evidence that there was no Garden in Eden and that there was not a man and a women in the Garden by the name of Adam and Eve. While your at it can you tell me why snakes do not have legs, because it talks about that in there also.

JohnR7, Christian Forums 29 Comments [7/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: CousinTed
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Quote# 13365

There is a reason why science does not play the stock market, because their speculation far to often ends up not being accurate and outright wrong. But for now, they seem to get away with trying to promote the product of their collective imagination.

JohnR7, Christian Forums 18 Comments [7/29/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: CousinTed
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Quote# 13361

CHRISTIANS ONLY! (I don't want to offend non-believers) ONLY CHRISTIANS!?

Do you all see the heathens and demons that are running rampant through this website!? How do you get through the day trying to minister in such an evil place!?

I need help to know that my work for God is not in vain! Have you ever won anyone over to Jesus on this website!? Will you all pray with me that the HOLY SPIRIT convicts their hearts that they might know they are sinners and cast out their demons!? If we all band together with the strength of the LORD, we can surely help to cast out these demons and save these souls!

mrs. Paige, Yahoo! Answers 24 Comments [7/28/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13359

We should practice polygyny for several reasons. One reason is to bring down the socialist system that has taken hold of the world. Christians should take care of their own and every one should be plugged into a family. Especially women. Women need a husband or a father. When there are less single women out there, there is less big government. Sound marriage and family principles work against big government.
We need to work towards building a society in which we don't need nursing homes and social security because we should take care of our own and not rely on the government. We should have a society in which there are no single moms because children need a father. Have you read the statistics for the differences in crimes committed by children of single mothers versus children that have fathers?
We should practice polygyny because family is one of the greatest blessings that God has given us.
Romance came from Rome, hence the name Roman-ce. Romance is deadly to family because it is a form of self idolatry and sets unreasonable standards and leads to divorce. We should practice polygamy because it is anti-romantic and pro-selflessness.

Perry, Fighting Fundamental Forums 45 Comments [7/28/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Damned at Random
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Quote# 13358

Elsewhere it has been argued with success that Noah maintained the largest repository of animal DNA ever assembled in his "Ark". Researchers have concluded that Noah's greatest contribution was not the ark that he built with alien assistance but the monumental task of cloning every animal from the DNA samples which he saved and protected on the ark.

Interestingly, research has come to light in recent years that relates this cloning operation to the story of Ham and the uncovering of Noah's nakedness after Noah became drunk. Alternate theories abound. However students of scripture, archaeology, and crypto-history alike are coming to some definite conclusions about just what really happened to Noah and Ham after the flood.

Scholars working from papyrus and copper scrolls found at Qumran, Masada, and Megiddo had been able to piece together a basic account of just exactly what happened.

Noah was not cultivating grapes to get drunk. Noah was operating a sophisticated scientific operation designed to reconstitute animals from the DNA samples he posessed. Ham was a necessary participant. Through an ingenious scientific process lost to history. Ham would seed the DNA into Noah's body. Noah acted as an incubator for the animal zygotes until they reached a certain level of development. At that point they would be transferred to the uterus of a cow or antelope.

At any one time, a hundred or more zygotes were living free in Noah's abdomen. It was Ham's job to "impregnate" Noah with the cloned embryos as each batch was ready. What was unknown to Noah however was that Ham had saved DNA from a dubious source prior to the flood.

Prior to the flood, Ham had been in a homosexual relationship with a member of the Nephilim, the giants in the land for which God sent the flood in the first place. The Nephilim were fallen from heaven along with their leader Satan. Ham combined the DNA from himself and this Nephilim and produced a clone. This clone he introduced into the body of Noah. This is the sin of Ham.

Martin Luther Hyles, Fighting Fundamental Forums 92 Comments [7/28/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Damned at Random
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Quote# 13353

Jesus appeared to me on March 17, 1984. I was 28 years old at the time. He instructed me to try spread His solution for the achievement of world peace and to work towards it. He instructed me to try to tell people the precise location of Heaven. And he instructed me to try to share the cure for cancer. BUT He told me NOT TO TELL ANYONE He had appeared to me until after the dawn of the new millennium when I would receive a sign. The sign would be a huge natural disaster. For a brief while I thought the events of September 11, 2001 were the sign that I should come forth to tell people that Jesus had appeared to me. However, I knew that Jesus had said it would be a NATURAL DISASTER so I remained silent. Then the tsunamis of December 2004 hit. I have been trying to ‘go public’ since then.

I have decided to go with Ebay in an effort to spread the messages of Jesus.... The winner of this auction will be given my hand written journal which tells in detail the messages Jesus revealed to me.. The person who wins this journal will have the right to copy it and distribute it in any way he or she desires.. I will seek no royalties.

GOOD LUCK BIDDING AND MAY GOD BLESS YOU.

xilliontherockopera, ebay 45 Comments [7/28/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13352

Neo-Conservatism and it's vail of deceipt is what is driving the fear factor of our country. The new US ID cards bill got passed through congress, piggybacked on a Iraq War funding bill, by 2008 the Feds will start this program and everybody in this country will have one, you won't be able to have a bank account without one, let's just hope 666 isn't encrypted somewhere in the ID code.

The time is growing closer and closer, our government will be a leader in the corruption and participate fully in the bringing forth of the Anti-Christ.

HardHammer, Sean Hannity Discussion Forum 28 Comments [7/27/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13350

When i heard Him say that, i began watching Him very closely and i can honestly say that i never saw Jesus abort a baby once. Never even heard about something like that happening with the Lord. i did, however, hear about a child being raised from the dead at His command.

But if you want to get technical, He cursed a fig tree, and when the madness takes me i see the tree alive - yet corrupt and fruitless - and He killed it.

SilenceinMadness, Apologetics.org 26 Comments [7/27/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13348

Ok if nobody has heard the news...here's the scoop. Lebanon captured some Isrealy people...Isreal bombed Lebanon. So now we have a war.

Here's my question. In Matthew, the Bible says that there will be wars and rumors of wars.
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Mat 24:6 And ye shall hear of wars and rumors of wars: see that ye be not troubled: for all these things must come to pass, but the end is not yet.

So is this the beginning of the end of the world? Or what? Am I reading to much into this?

Tiffany09, teens-4-christ 36 Comments [7/27/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13346

How I Know The King James Bible is the Word of God
[...]
The Authorized Version Was Translated Under A God-Ordained English King

The main subject of the Bible is the kingdom which God intends to give to His Son, the Lord Jesus Christ, Who will be crowned "KING OF KINGS, AND LORD OF LORDS," according to Revelation 19:16. Ecclesiastes 8:4 says, "Where the word of a king is, there is power: and who may say unto him, What doest thou?" Unlike the modern versions, the KJV was translated under a king. In fact, the king's name was "James," which is the English word for "Jacob," whom God renamed "Israel," because he had power with God and with men (Gen. 32:28).

The new versions have been translated in America, which is not a monarchy. God's form of government is a theocratic monarchy, not a democracy. Therefore, it makes perfect sense that His word would be translated for the English speaking people under a monarchy with an English king. I know the King James Bible is the word of God because it was translated under a king.

James L. Melton, Dial-the-Truth Ministries 31 Comments [7/27/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: McCulloch
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Quote# 13345

we know that carbon-dating is useless for all intensive purposes. Potassium-Argon gas dating is also dependent on independent variables and assumptions. As for any radioisotope dating, someone can make a claim that the half-life of an element is a few million years based on what's been observed in a laboratory over the last 100 years, for example. But the truth is that if someone makes a claim that something is 5 million years old, then to prove that, the person would have to wait 5 million years to show that the decay of the isotope was consistent or didn't have any exponential change one way or another over that time frame. All of these dating theories are based on nothing but assumptions.

tumordoctor, Sean Hannity Discussion Forum 25 Comments [7/27/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13344

[Being shown a map of Europe, John stays true to form]

evolution is rejected in america but accepted in some mythical place somewhere else in the world?

JohnR7, Christian Forums 36 Comments [7/27/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13343

Those involved in the sin of homosexuality are enslaved by it and do not have free will. Those who support them support their continued enslavement and do not love them.

thessalonian, 123 Christian Forums 33 Comments [7/27/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13342

[What is going on here ? There are groups opposed to circumcision ? This is crazy. The procedure is Biblical, because hats where it comes from. Even though it is supposed to be on the 8th day, because God knew that less bleeding would would take place on the 8th day after birth. I forgot how it goes but on the 8th day your body does something.]

The body starts to produce coagulants, namely vitamin K, after 8 days. Would Man have actually know this thousands of yeas ago? Hmmm...

Vic, 123 Christian Forums 43 Comments [7/27/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13341

there's no proof of a big bang and that's my proof there was no a big bang

countzander, GameFAQs 54 Comments [7/27/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: joey444
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Quote# 13339

Photos exist of what appear to be extraordinary man-mad (at least intelligently-made structures on the moon and Mars. Well-known is the mile-square, sphinx-like "face" on the Cydonia plains of Mars. Less well-known are the perfect triangle-shape (or structure/vehicle) on the moon which showed up in a Lick Observatory photo of the Sinus Medii region of the moon AND a 1/5 mile high "sky-scraper"-like structure nicknamed "The Shard," located just southwest of the above-named triangle. The latter object was photographed by the Lunar Orbiter II probe in 1967 (2 years BEFORE Armstrong walked on the moon!). Even more amazing is a 7-mile high, one mile wide cube which seems to be made of a glass-like substance on the moon.

William J Schnoebelen, Space Invaders (Book) 31 Comments [7/26/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Denizen
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Quote# 13338

[Part of a larger transcript wherein she argues that Bill Clinton is gay because he had a lot of heterosexual sex.]

Well, there is something narcissistic about homosexuality. Right? Because you’re in love with someone who looks like you. I’m not breaking new territory here, why are you looking at me like that?

Ann Coulter, Wonkette 65 Comments [7/26/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Sierra
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Quote# 13335

I think many are turning to other gods because they can physically see them or they feel that God has somehow let them down so they no longer believe He is accessible. But what they fail to see is the fact that they can physically see God because He manifests Himself inside of us.

MadFingerPainter, Christian Forums 33 Comments [7/26/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13328

When God gave permission for some of His male creatures to go take certain female creatures as captives (for the sake of procreation), do you call this rape? Call it rape if you want ... but I'm not calling it rape if it's by the will of the Creator. For only God knows what each of us deserves.

InChristGE, Internet Infidels 68 Comments [7/26/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13327

[I don't think most people would consider suicide to be "murder". That would be like saying "masturbation is rape". Forcing women to give birth would be analogous to forcing people to donate blood and organs to save lives.]

Both your analogies are out of context. Suicide is not murder. Murder is when someone kills someone else.
People choose to donate organs and blood to help others. Killing an unborn child takes away everything from that unborn human being. It has no way to defend itself. Again, taking the moral highground isn't easy, especially in cases where things like rape is involved. But do you really think such cases justify murder?
That's cold man. Nazi's thought of those kind of solutions 60 years ago and they got beaten down by the rest of the world.

Hashiru!, Lunaranime Forums 25 Comments [7/26/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen
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Quote# 13325

Islam vrs. Christianity

if it came down to it all the muslims vrs all the christians who would win. also what would the jews do? it think the christians will start off with a problem there are way toooo many sects of Christianity. will the chatolics and protestants work together what about the exterme sects like the mormans? whould there be some internal fighting in the religious war along with the external fighting? whats everyones onpionons.

pwns @11 7h3 |\\|0085, Myspace 46 Comments [7/26/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13322

[Do you have scientific reasons for rejecting Evolution?]

I dont know if this counts as science. But evolution cannot explain 'which came first the chicken or the egg?' Creationism however states that chickens came first.

Bonhoffer, Christian Forums 52 Comments [7/26/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Talisman
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Quote# 13321

"There are, primarily speaking, three ideologies of evil at work in the western world: Marxism, Feminism, and the "GLBT" agenda. These three ideologies work collectively towards the goal of sexualizing young children, removing children from the authority of their parents, murdering unborn babies, and erasing any mention of the Lord Almighty from the public square. The Axis DEFILES the holy name of the One, True, Living God, in favor of a lie -- an idol they have constructed for themselves. They believe the State is a god.

Amongst other goals, they want:

1. As many unborn babies aborted as possible.
2. Parents removed from the education system.
3. Children having sex as young as possible.
4. To suppress the masculinity of the male sex.
5. To exterminate the mentally disabled. Example: Terri Schiavo.

I have come to the conclusion that "civilized" tactics such as "debate" are no longer an option when it comes to dealing with these extremists. They are, indeed, as Michael Savage has said before, the enemy within. It is imperative that we put a stop to their mad anarchist dream, in order that we may secure the existence our People and a future for our Children.

IF WE FAIL, MY FRIENDS, THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY! Can YOU imagine, for a moment, SULFUR raining down on the United States of Sodomerica?

Do we DARE avoid the Wrath of God for much longer?

9/11 and Hurricane Katrina were nothing compared to the punishment we shall face if we continue our worship of the sodomite!

REPENT NOW!!! [Amen smiley]"

Brent, Christian Forums 51 Comments [7/26/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: ssdexecutor
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