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Quote# 13250

Marijuana is the Gateway Drug.

And Darwin is the Gateway Science.

First it's evolution. Then comes plate tectonics and the Big-Bang. Then comes Athiesm. Then comes self-loathing and misanthropy, which leads to elitism and superiority complexes. The resulting social ostracization leads to homoeroticism and other perversions. The insatiable demand for money to fund extravagances coupled with the sloth that accompanies the welfare check creates a visceral hatred of capitalism. Finally, the abuser is no longer able to feel for his country and multiculturalism takes over. The transformation is complete.

I've seen it happen again and again.

Logos, talk.origins 93 Comments [7/23/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13245

Same sex unions can result in extintion of children. A woman can't make babies with a woman. A man can't make babies with a man. It's like two screws can't go together. A screw can only go to a bolt. It's ironic for a dude to want a man as his lover, yet play the female role. Also, it's sad for a woman to like only girls, yet want her female lover to play the male role. So sad that girls would strap a fake penis on herself and a dude having his anus bleeding from receiving anal sex. You anus should be used for pooping, not receiving anal sex. Also, the sperm attracts the egg, not the sperm.

Minister Jus, myspace 59 Comments [7/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Justin
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Quote# 13242

You want "proof", you'll have to wait for Him to bring it back. Okay? We Christians have something better than "proof", we have "faith". Okie-doke?

Leave the "proof" for those who don't believe in God. We Christians don't want anything to do with it, as we walk by faith, not by sight.

AV1611VET, Christian Forums 44 Comments [7/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13228

Over the last several days a few ill-advised retired Army ooficers have had the nerve to call for the resignation of Secretary of Defence Donald Rumsfeld.

They are misguided - Just like Judas was in his betrayal of our Saviour, Jesus Christ...

Our Lord sent George W. Bush to help bring salvation and the rapture to the sinners of the world. These mis-informed men have beein listening to the devil and will burn in hell for betraying God and his messenger on earth, George W. Bush.

Alberto Trippe, Rapture Ready 51 Comments [7/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Damned at Random
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Quote# 13227

[How science would be taught in a Fundie's ideal world]

1. In a typical day's one-hour science class session, about 45 minutes would be spent studying science, operational science, which is basically the science that most scientists agree about, whether they are Bible-believing scientists or materialistic-only scientists.

2. Then, about 12 minutes would be spent teaching origins science. The materialistic-only theories would be dismissed for a lack of objective evidence, and students would learn the wonderful truth of how the world has come to be the way it is today following creation, Adam and Eve, the flood, etc.

3. Then, the last three minutes would be spent reviewing Darwin's and the Neo's theories of evolution along with other myths of origins, like Greek mythology, American Indian legends and such as that. These wouldn't be taught for their education value, but as a warning to children that when they step away from objective reality, they open themselves up to becoming vulnerable to all kinds of kooky ideas.

Dave, Evolution Fairytale Forums 27 Comments [7/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6
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Quote# 13224

i dont need evidence cuz i have faith that god is real and your going to burn in hell *Grin*

shadow9, FrenicWeb Forum 47 Comments [7/21/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: probabilityZero
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Quote# 13223

[There have been assassination attempts on 15 out of 43 presidents (35%), with 4 sucesses. Being a president is dangerous enough to deserve more protection than the average person.]

That has absolutely no effect on the percent chance of one of America's nearly 300 million people today attempting to assassinate the president.

I overestimated the source of those statistics; they are not even educated guesses, but completely irrelevant historical facts.

Defensor Fidei, Christianforums 20 Comments [7/21/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Norseman
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Quote# 13221

This site is dedicated to converting hethen-liberals into God-fearing conservatives who follow the words and wisdom of George W. Bush, reject the ACLU and pro-homosexual agenda. I want to prepare you liberals for conversion and for the coming Rapture. R U Rapture Ready? You better be or you will be left behind.

Alberto Trippe, Rapture Ready 43 Comments [7/21/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13220

Its in human nature for people to want others to be like them, so it follows that gay's would like everyone to be like them. No human race, selfish. How do you know there are always going to be plenty of straight people, over the last few years there seems to be more and more gays, if they keep "coming out " at this rate how long before they outnumber straights. Or are you saying it will slow up and stop at a certain point. Mind you its only an observation, I don't realy care, by that time I will be dead and then I'm out of it, or if the belivers are right I'm really in it. Either way they can fill their boots, or anything else as I won't be here to see it.

javier, www.nogodblog.com 13 Comments [7/21/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: HeatheNZ
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Quote# 13219

There is no need to use the "T" word -- torture.

God does not and will not torture anyone. It is unbiblical to say that God will torture people -- the Bible never uses the word torture. God punishes them with no intent to teach them, correct them, or reform them. This is not torture.

Quick, Christian Forums 51 Comments [7/21/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 8
Submitted By: benjdm
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Quote# 13210

oooh thats right, i totally forgot that the big bang actually is
feasible (sarcasm)...what, with the whole idea that this universe
somehow "exploded" from a molecular sized piece of rock...

firstly it defies all logic, the tool you athiests like to use alot,
which more or less throws the whole big bang theory out the window.

so tell me...if the universe in its entirety came from such a small
thing, where did the rock come from? exactly...

so check the hole before you stick you schlong in it...n00bs.

miller, Atheism vs Christianity 32 Comments [7/21/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13205

Americans are being portrayed to the world (courtesy of GW Bush) as queers, with effeminate and emasculated men and un-natural women. It is just plain wrong. Thankfully, Skins [skinhead neo-nazis] portray Americans who are not flabby and decadent and who show a positive lifestyle choice.

EnglandForever, Christian Skinhead Forum 38 Comments [7/21/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: MayoCalton
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Quote# 13200

Hey, whatever works. I'm a firm supporter of China and Russia. Who cares about their secularism??? Look, the gov't of the people, which is what the US is, is a failed gov't, b/c the people look at freedom as "freedom from all restraints, " which clearly isn't freedom.

Look, if the US was run by an autocratic authoritarian, we'd have no abortions, no gay marriages, no drug use, no prostitution. You know why??? The gov't would be correct in serving them with justice through capital punishment, which I am strongly, strongly for.

Putin loves you (R-NY), Myspace 41 Comments [7/21/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: clemsecon
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Quote# 13194

<a href="http://www.family.org/cforum/sherman/" target="_blank">Sherman the Dog debunks homosexuality</a>.

NoMooLies.com, NoMooLies 21 Comments [7/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13193

My concern is the damage the teaching of evolution as fact in our schools is leading our young people away from God. If they are taught, and believe that God was not involved in creating the universe, then there is a great danger that they will turn out atheistic, and end up in a place that is not very nice.

The danger is to the eternal souls who are fooled by all the evolutionists hype, to the detriment of their eternal home and souls.

prophecystudent, Christian Forums 17 Comments [7/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: CousinTed
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Quote# 13188

Oh donnie-winkle, as usual you spout lies & just keep repeating them about good Christian folks to make yourself feel less of a filthy pervert sodomite sinner that you are!

But donnie-winkle, there's no whitewash that can cover up your abominable sodomite sin before GOD, Who sees through all your vain efforts to lessen the burning conviction of your conscience!

You know that you are sinning against the very nature of Creation with your buggery.

Is it any wonder that:

***you're slowly dying of AIDS,
**you can't go out in public because of your constant gay bowel disease,
**you always smell like feces,
**your children shun you because they don't want their families to catch HIV from you,
**your grandkids think you're disgusting for putting your pee'er in other men's poo'ers,
**100 of your ex gay lovers are out looking for you because you gave them HIV,
**you're so thin from AIDS your pants never get up above your knees,
**your only life consists of trying to convince yourself that you're a Christian & hoping you convince God not to send you to hell with your lousy internet essays!

One day soon donnie-winkle will wake up burning in the hottest flames of hell for his sodomite sins - unless he/she repents at the feet of JESUS CHRIST - which ain't likely!

TrueBeliever, Baptist Watch 96 Comments [7/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: UberLutheran
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Quote# 13187

One of the biggest attacks in this nation on the Christian family is homosexuality.

['Damn if that isn't the truth. Just yesterday I saw a whole group of homosexuals in rainbow-colored camoflauge carrying rifles going door to door and attacking children....']

Well thanks for making my point about how dangerous sodomites are!

This is exactly why we real Americans have the 2nd Amendment to protect our families.

This is also yet anothre reason why sodomites need to be collected at concentration points in the USA and isolated from society to protect normal decent folks.

TrueBeliever, Baptist Watch 50 Comments [7/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: UberLutheran
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Quote# 13185

[Thread Title and Article: San Francisco OKs Universal Health Plan]

Cool. Our job is to inform all illegal aliens and other riff-raff where they can get free medical.
They'll all go there, the weight of millions of extra people should sink San Francisco peninsula into the ocean and all the sharks will get AIDS.

TheyreAllCommies, American Conservative Forum 32 Comments [7/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13181

[Responding to an article about government funding for abstinence only education that uses misleading curriculum.]

Dick, that gibber gabber about a 2004 article written on 2001 findings proves nothing but what the fag democrat hates about abstinance. Probably tried to molest one of his interns who quoted their teachings on abstinance and he became enraged.

Anyway, my point on the "neverneverland" story was to illustrate how out of touch these fag fans are. Anyone who knows of knights, knows a knight is not going to allow himself to be pushed around by some woman.

The only thing that woman could tell a knight is what she is cooking him for dinner. Even if that woman is the king's daughter.

Because as it turns out these king's are either womanizers or queers. And neither is a proper male role model for a daughter.

She would be absent of proper discipline, because her father is absent of discipline. So she would pop off at the mouth like a spoiled brat, and any rugged knight whose very duty is to face death on any occasion WONT be pushed around by some stupid rich bitch.

He most likely would have trained from his early teens on being a knight. Being a knight would be second nature. Unlike fag democrats who would hire a knight to fill a quota, being a knight is a way of life not just a job.

[...it goes on like this and it gets worse]

Mr. Coulter, God or Science 60 Comments [7/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Donald Keyballs
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Quote# 13179

[In apparent reply to a question as to whether Jesus could have been black.]

Um, Jesus wasn't a jew.

[Understandable confusion follows]

Jesus was a Christian.

Willow, Ass Piston Forum 39 Comments [7/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
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Quote# 13173

[continuing his hard-on for the KJV]

If your original Hebrew disagrees with my original King James --- your original Hebrew is wrong. If your original Hebrew agrees with my original King James, your original Hebrew is right.

AV1611VET, Christian Forums 159 Comments [7/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Ash
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Quote# 13172

There is a NEW TV show that is going to come out this FALL. My pastor told us about this at Wednesday morning service. He said it's a REALITY TV show that puts one normal man in a house with 9 sexually active homosexual males for 6 months. The homosexual males are supposed to TRY to MAKE THIS MAN A HOMOSEXUAL!

HOW FAR HAS LIBERAL TELEVISION GONE?!

WHEN WILL IT END?!

How long until PUBLIC SCHOOLS are TRYING TO MAKE KIDS HOMOSEXUALS?!

Mrs Paige, Yahoo Answers 45 Comments [7/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Christy
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Quote# 13171

I have found a life formula that links the soul of life to the characteristics of light. Light is electromagnetic radiation, 1 force, made up of 2 parts.
The characteristics of its electrical part are negative and positive, and those of its magnetic part are attraction and repulsion. Life experiences them as: No, Yes, I like you (love) and I don't like you (hate) and together they make up the mental/emotional nature of life, and math to boot because:
Negative - No - Subtraction
Positive - Yes - Addition
Attraction - Love - Multiplication
Repulsion - Hate - Division

Not only that, but the characteristics of the two parts of light also relate to male and female. The energitic, violent nature of males is electrical, and the emotional, loving nature of females is magnetic.
This gives us the two life forces some call Adam and Eve, while others call Ying and Yang, among other names.
From this easy view of light we have the soul, math, Adam and Eve, and a life formula that is universal.

lightprize, Christian Forums 53 Comments [7/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13170

Gays are also becoming militant. A gay person is no longer someone who is "soft" and namby pamby. They will hurt you if you get in the way of their perversion.

cameron222, Rapture Ready 47 Comments [7/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: Noobs
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Quote# 13167

The moment you stop caring about this world is the moment you become a Christian ... because only a Christian will hate this world and every worldly thing in it

InChristGE, Internet Infidels 46 Comments [7/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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